Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston: Bride Wars!

2 O’Really,

Why do you American women wear white when you already lost your virginity before the wedding night, perhaps to men other than the groom? Are you pure as white? Also do you know to get white you must blend many colors?

Jennifer Aniston Catches Burglar — and Makes Him Clean Her Home!

LOS ANGELES, CA. (January 3, 2009) A burglar in Los Angeles chose the wrong celebrity to mess with — quite literally.

Actress Jennifer Aniston and her personal assistant Debi Burke returned to Aniston’s Hollywood Hills home yesterday after a week away to find that thieves had emptied almost everything in the house.

“Tears just rolled down my face as I walked in and saw everything gone and piles of trash all over my home,” Aniston reportedly said.

Aniston sent her assistant to the local police precinct to file a report while she inspected the piles left behind. As she walked back into the sunroom, a man walked through the back door straight into her, Aniston said.

“Jenifer caught the thief red-handed in her home,” Burke said. “And what is even crazier, the man even had Jennifer’s hat sitting right on his head.”

Aniston reportedly held the suspect, 33-year-old Tadd Bruce, at gunpoint and told him to sit on the floor until she decided what to do.

“She made this man clean up all the mess he made, piles of stuff, he had thrown out of the drawers and cabi-nets onto the floor,” Burke said.

When Burke and the police arrived, Bruce complained about being forced to clean the home at gunpoint.

“This man had the nerve to raise sand about us making him clean up the mess he made in my house,” Aniston said incredulously. “The police officer laughed at him when he complained and said anybody else would have shot him dead.”

Police arrested Bruce 2 p.m. Friday on burglary and theft charges. He was being held in the Los Angeles County Detention Facility on a $30,000 bond.

Aniston is neighbors on the street with her best friend, the actress Courtney Cox of the sit-com “Friends,” and her husband, David Arquette.

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Teressa @ 01/04/2009 at 11:25 am

If that is true then kudos to Jen. Wouldn’t have thought she had it in her.

karma for brad @ 12/31/2008 at 12:37 am

JEN IS LAUGING HER ASS OFF IN MEXICO THAT SHE HUMILIATED HER X AT THE BOX OFFICE!!!!

No she is not laughing even with the temporary good news at the box office, she is still as miserable as a bad weather. You haven’t seen her latest pics, she is not smiling (maybe reading Brad’s interview had something to do with it) and no JM in sight either —– wondered what happened to them seeing in the NY together. Well, it proves you can’t believe everything you read in tabloids - the fabricated love story that never was — JA & JM.

Well JA…. money can’t buy happiness,,, even if your movie is a blockbuster!!! even if you laughing at BRAD …still we know deep inside you are lonely, bitter, and desperate!!! the happiness that BRAD and ANGIE having now is PRICELESS!!!!!

hard to tell which threads are which. didnt know any better i would say this is a jen thread.

for jill the hater … brad and angie crossed that line when they started hooking on the set of MMS and then crossed the line of doing the W shoot the day that jen filed for divorce. you honestly think a women like angie takes no for an answer and did not pursue brad ? please ….

And to all of those that say that jens PR work for movie MADE ppl go see the movie… LOL by far one of the dumbest things I have read on this blog and believe me there is lots of dumb things. according to all you unstable freaks of nature one cannot make one do anything they dont wan to … so bottomline is Jen is better then brad at the BO

Wooden Head show me the prove of Angelina pursuing Brad. Do you have photos you would like to show us? Brad was the aggressor chasing after her like a heat seeking missile. Everybody knows this except for the Jen Hags who still want to blame Angelina. Another thing you give Jennifer way too much credit for the good numbers at the box office when in truth the dog is the star and is the main reason for the good numbers. Jen is getting horrible reviews for her acting,
and Brad is up for how many awards again?

there spending new new years together john and jen, how come thry did not stay together i am sure the house was big enough for them his brothers and the arquetts

Film School Rejects

The Reject Report Goes Holiday Shopping With Cruise, Aniston and Sandler
Marley and Me, starring Owen Wilson and that publicity hound Jennifer Aniston, who has never met a magazine cover she didn’t like. You would think the buzz of her naked-except-for-that-tie GQ cover would help sales for this flick, but the fact is that Aniston has a long history of box office flops behind her. (Anyone remember Rumor Has It? Or The Good Girl? How about Friends with Money?) Heck, for all the magazine covers Angelina Jolie has appeared on, at least her movies are hits sometimes.

I don’t know why there’s so much magazine interest in Jennifer Aniston. Maybe people find her love life interesting. It would help her career more, though, if her movies were interesting.

Box Office: Merry Christmas, Marley!
The box office has been going to the dogs all throughout the fall with funny animals winning at the box office all the time. Now that we are into the winter, things are no different. Marley and Me not only won the long-weekend box office race, it also set the Christmas day record for a movie opening that day, at $14,675,000. Add in the $37 million it made this weekend and the grand total so far is $51.6 million.

What a change in fortunes for Jennifer Aniston who, up until now, never met a flop movie she didn’t like. She really needs to keep on posing naked for magazine covers from now on.

WTF – Stupid Hollywood Analysts
The so-called “Battle of the Exes.” A completely irrelevant news story was generated in the entertainment press that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston were duking it out in the box office, and the winner was Aniston.

Wrong again! I doubt that more than five percent of the audience for Marley and Me gave a hoot that Jennifer Aniston was in this film. Heck, they didn’t even care that Owen Wilson was in the movie. People saw this film because of the dog! Why else was the pooch the only face on the poster?

Seriously, any actress in her 30s could have pulled off the role of Jennifer Grogan. Aniston had about as much impact on this film’s box office as she did with Bruce, Almighty, or Leprechaun for that matter.

“loveyoulose” Angie has a long (recent even) history of Box office flops. Both girls win some, lose some big deal.

JJ and all JP fans, Happy New Year to you. I do not buy these magazines anymore. I used to, but the articles are so made up and fabricated. It was interesting reading the comments and everybody has a point. I am a dog lover that is why I saw Beverly Hills Chihuahua with Drew Barrymore’s voice. I heard from the Movie Mom review from KOST 103 that the ending of M & M was sad so I did not see the movie since, a sad dog movie ending is not for me. Benjamin Button is more for the mature person. Even if M & M was advertised as a “family movie,” the Movie Mom said it is a non-family movie. She said, the real family movie for the holidays is Bedtime Stories. Benjamin Button and M & M are in two different categories. There is no comparison with the quality of these movies. One is already nominated in the Golden Globe, the other already made it in the box office for the holidays. For whatever it is worth, go to the movie that you will like, reflect and enjoy despite of what you read in the tabloids and in blogs. Life is too short. Brad, Angie, Jennifer, John Mayer have all moved on. Their personal lives are their own business. The only thing we can do is write comments and make fun of their endeavors, and argue in this blog. This is a free country. JJ, I await a new thread soon, away from a tabloid magazine.

UGLYston was voted BEST OVER-THE-HILL-BIKINI-BODY by the show TMZ. (she won over sherly crow and courtney cox body)…

good for her! John Mayer the playa must be proud.