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Daniel Craig is Speedo Sexy

Daniel Craig is Speedo Sexy

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Daniel Craig squeezes into his speedo again as he and his girlfriend Satsuki Mitchell enjoy some motion in the ocean at the beach in St. Bart’s on Monday afternoon (December 29).

The couple has been having tons of fun in the sun in the Caribbean these last few days.

The night before, Daniel and Satsuki were spotted making out at Nikki Beach Restaurant during the private beach party of Larry Gagosian, the world’s foremost art dealer.

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426 Comments

# 1

Hot body, but I still think he looks better in a (non bathing) suit. I met him like 2 weeks ago and he smelled DELICIOUS!!! I only got 1 photo though…enjoy!
http://meetthefamous.com/photos-videos/details.php?story=2702

# 2

haha funny.

# 3
private party @ 12/30/2008 at 3:06 pm

JJ you wers slow at this one..

daniel and satsuki making out?

where are those pics

boy lots of loving up

# 4

DELICIOUS IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT. THis guy looks great with a bathing suit AND a real suit.

# 5
where in the world? @ 12/30/2008 at 3:07 pm

Ah these were yesterday then they may be in the UK?

# 6

eeww… such an old ****

# 7

They look so happy together and she is just glowing and beaming. Good for her she got her man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

# 8

Are these two engaged? It looks like she is has a big rock on her left ring finger.

# 9

they ae having a great time arent they? private parties and all

and i am stuck inside because of snow and my car has broken down outside

how is this fair

:(

You have to be at the right place at the right time like Satuki was.

I think the private party may have been the rehersal dinner.

You have to admit she has great legs.

SnugglesandSnogs @ 12/30/2008 at 3:20 pm

I’m not that crazy about these photos - maybe because they’re more in focus and we can see more (not good - esp. in Sats case - body not so tight as before). Still, looks like fun. Shame, but there is another pic of his daughter (though you cannot see her face).

I don’t get why people think he’s so hott? There are plenty of better looking people out there. Yes, he’s good looking for his age, but I’ve seen better than him for sure.

admitting defeat @ 12/30/2008 at 3:21 pm

you know i have fought thinking that satsuki wouldnt be able to get daniel “all the way”, but after seeing the qos rounds and now these pics, i think she finally got daniel to marry her or it will happen soon

i put my hands up in defeat really, i thought at one point he would never commit in matrimony to her but i think he already has or will very soon

SnugglesandSnogs @ 12/30/2008 at 3:22 pm

Are these two engaged? It looks like she is has a big rock on her left ring finger.
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Sorry, but that’s a state secret…. shhhh! ;)

i think so too, this art dealer may be one of his best friends who knows? daniel has admitted to collecting art before

yes, things are shaping up to a wedding

seems thought that the paps do not take pics of them in the evening so maybe that was the deal and the wedding itself?

yes she has great legs!!

justshootme @ 12/30/2008 at 3:25 pm

They were making out AT A RESTAURANT? Ewwww!!! Who wants to see that? Yuck!

Can you wait ’til you get back to your room, please? The public PDA is disgusting and classless. What are you, age 14?

wher have you been ? they havent said they are but it doesnt take a genius

SnugglesandSnogs @ 12/30/2008 at 3:27 pm

you know i have fought thinking that satsuki wouldnt be able to get daniel “all the way”, but after seeing the qos rounds and now these pics, i think she finally got daniel to marry her or it will happen soon

i put my hands up in defeat really, i thought at one point he would never commit in matrimony to her but i think he already has or will very soon
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Now, come down from the ledge…. I’ve admitted it too but in a perverse way I’m kind of enjoying it - I want to see what else Dan and Sats have up their collective sleeves. So sit back and pretend you’re watching a movie. ;) Drama, comedy, adventure, etc. take your pick.

Good Vacations ^^

i think this is it guys @ 12/30/2008 at 3:28 pm

i think old sats got her man legally now

way to go, boy i wonder what all those P.A’s who were on another thread saying she wouldnt get her man are saying now?

and the split rumours and pay off? what a load of twaddle

i dont hear any of them on here now as i feel they know they are wrong,

SnugglesandSnogs @ 12/30/2008 at 3:28 pm

To mary…
Money has a way of making thing good… :D

time diff @ 12/30/2008 at 3:30 pm

Ill bet that they have married or will marry tomorrow (31st) although the time diff gets me
were these taken yest (29th) which means what are they doing today? flying home then or what?

so that means we wait until tomorrow to get what they are doing today (30th) right?

why st barts @ 12/30/2008 at 3:32 pm

you know they certainly were NOT avoiding the attention by going to st barths as so many celebs are there now and the paps are out in force
i think it was a deliberate move to show they are still a couple and they are providing the show for a reason

I don’t think I can take much more of this show, it was hard to get pics of him anywhere on vacation, he was so private, and now. It’s SO different for him. I cna’t for the life of me work out why really?
He seems to have thrown caution to the wind and said ‘to hell with it” or something. I remember only TWO pics from his holiday last year and now all of these? I am suffering from TOO much Daniel Craig I’m afraid. Has he changed his mind about the paps, will he become more accessible now? I hope not. part of the beauty about him was that he was so ELUSIVE, now he appears like any other celeb with money running around on a beach.
I’m very disappointed really.

SnugglesandSnogs @ 12/30/2008 at 3:36 pm

you know they certainly were NOT avoiding the attention by going to st barths as so many celebs are there now and the paps are out in force
i think it was a deliberate move to show they are still a couple and they are providing the show for a reason
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Yeah, and that is a big ole “Well, duh” from all of us. ;)
We’ll see if they are so open when they get back home to London. Wonder how long this “show” will last? Right now, only pics are taken (and at a distance) what happens when questions come up in interviews and on the red carpet?

justshootme @ 12/30/2008 at 3:38 pm

to #23 — I agree. This whole thing smacks of PR moves, way too public, especially the PDA. For whatever reason, they are being incredibly obvious, very unlike their previous behavior. A concerted effort at something here.

SnugglesandSnogs @ 12/30/2008 at 3:38 pm

The night before, Daniel and Satsuki were spotted making out at Nikki Beach Restaurant during the private beach party of Larry Gagosian, the world’s foremost art dealer.
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Come on JJ… get crackin’ on downloading these pics… :)

SnugglesandSnogs @ 12/30/2008 at 3:40 pm

part of the beauty about him was that he was so ELUSIVE, now he appears like any other celeb with money running around on a beach.
I’m very disappointed really.
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I guess the good old British reserve has been put out to pasture, so to speak? But again, he’ll probably bring up that these pics were private and just happen to be made public… :(

He cant they were on a PUBLIC beach and quite obviosuly he knew they were there.
If he wants private pics he shoulf go somwhere private and where the paps, if they take any, will be up for invasion of privacy

Sorry, I was horribly turned off by the public display of disguest from the other day in front of his daughter. To hear that they continued acting like teenagers at a party is further disappointment.
Not so cuddly yesterday I see (monday). She seems to be trying to play with him, but he’s not really playing with her in these pictures.
Has he gone back to being frosty again.
He also looks like he’s working on getting a nice beer gut!
This all stinks to high heaven of publicity. He knows he doesn’t have anything going on next year. They may not start working on Bond 23 until 2010, so it stinks of getting all the publicity he can so no one forgets him.
I do not believe they have married or will marry. This stinks of publicity and set up. And I’m tired of it.
I agree, she looks much more saggy in these pictures.

Fug. Next?

big event @ 12/30/2008 at 3:46 pm

maybe they are there for the NY eve regatta that takes place in st barths??? hardly a private place and day to get married on esp there. the worlds paps are there as it is

so i ask again, why the show? why? what reason? why do they have to do this?

will they then go back to the sombre couple off the carpet before?

something between them has defiantely changed, the dynamics were diff on the qos tour and i think it has simplt to do with them getting married
she is beaming more than before and he is seemingly embraced that he has committed himself again
i guess they are in love more than before and it shows?

Don’t believe all this wedding crap. they’re not married or getting married, they are obviously there on a get drunk and fuch vacation that they have turned into a publicity stunt, what’s disappointing is that he took his daughter along to watch him get drunk and act like a teenage fool.
Just wait until they’re back home, all the sour face pics will start surfacing again. they’re happy with each other because they’re basically in a constant state of drunk, wait and see the sour faces once they sober up and have to see other every day again.
This whole show is pathetic.

i dont think so, no offence, but they are totally loving life now more than we have been allowed to see before

i think this has to be leading up to something, she wasnt this happy on last years vacation

i think they nailed down a wedding date before qos (around FOAF time) and that is why she was beaming during qos as it was nearing and is now and might be one day away

i dont think so, no offence, but they are totally loving life now more than we have been allowed to see before

i think this has to be leading up to something, she wasnt this happy on last years vacation

i think they nailed down a wedding date before qos (around FOAF time) and that is why she was beaming during qos as it was nearing and is now and might be one day away

i dont think so, no offence, but they are totally loving life now more than we have been allowed to see before

i think this has to be leading up to something, she wasnt this happy on last years vacation

i think they nailed down a wedding date before qos (around FOAF time) and that is why she was beaming during qos as it was nearing and is now and might be one day away

Good, the sooner they marry, the sooner the divorce, the sooner we won’t have to see her nasty butt anymore.

He is 40yrs, the longest relationship he’s had is 7 yrs, a little sad for someone his age. He’s been with sats for four years, won’t be together much longer. Don’t think he can truly commit for 10, 15 20 yrs, he has shown and proven he’s not that kinda of guy.

she has great legs but her middle seems a little flabby or that she lost weight there/not as toned as in prevous pics

i remember seeing her in 2004 as she was much chunkier, boy, she has lost weight a lot

I watched Christopher Walken once in an interview and he said something very true. When asked what was his secret for his long marriage to the same woman he said, some men are made to be husbands, they are happy having just woman for all their lives, and some men need variety and need different women. “I’m just one of those guys who is happy with having one woman, the same woman for the rest of my life. That’s all.”
Daniel, is not the kind of man who can spend the rest of his life with just one woman, he isn’t ideal husband material.

I agree, he’s too moody, he’s cheated, he’s divorced, left a woman who claimed to be the love of his life because she wanted to get married and have children. He’s not the kinda guy that feels good about being tied down, and some guys love the idea.
He may get married for reasons unknown, but he won’t stay faithful and it will definitely end in divorce.

Meh. He does nothing for me. Speedos should be outlawed, especially on old men.

I think all the popularity of being the best Bond Ever has gone to his head. I liked him a lot before for his humble demeanor. He always looks very vulnerable, fidgety during interviews which I liked. Not his DC who is probably pulling some publicity stunts.

All I can say is that sats is probably better than sienna miller and the likes.

I think the Paps were hired... @ 12/30/2008 at 4:09 pm

Since they are still there, and it is Tuesday, I think the paps were hired- don’t know why or what the “deal” is-

THIS IS JUST so STRANGE fopr Mr. Daniel PRIVACY Craig to be doing this in full view…

DOESN”T seem like him- Cool British Reserve- to be making out at a Public restaurant does it??

unless he is really plastered??

Or unless she just kept leaning over at the talbe and touching him and kissing him-f ull on.

I guess I jjust can’t see him being so sexually outright demonstrative in public.

I mean I do not know him, but from all his interviews, is this like him to do this???
DOES anyone on the board know him?

It isn’t like we have never seen her before.It isn’t like The paps are introducing the public to her, or anything like that-

But they have had DAYS to go to privacy, somewhere else- on St. Barts or elsewhere and they are still on a public beach– and they continue to LOOK straight at the camera-

Very Interesting that she is holding hands with him LOOKING right at the camera- while he is spitting out seawater!!!

About Daniel @ 12/30/2008 at 4:11 pm

People change…..he may have not wanted marriage and children then but maybe he does not and as much as everyone likes Heike maybe she was not the one and Sats is the one. The are clearly compatible and share every aspect of thier lives both bedroom and boardroom.

They look very happy and I think they will become a super couple

Oprah's couch @ 12/30/2008 at 4:13 pm

This is Daniel’s version of jumping on Oprah’s couch like Tom Cruise did when he said he loved Katie. Daniel probably just want to world to know that he loves Satsuki.

I agree. This is all extremely strange, and it’s making me sick.
You can look at his gut and see how much he’s been drinking these past few days, I think he’s just plastered most of the time.
They both are proofing themselves to have no class.
Sorry danny boy, when you get back home, those fancy suits aren’t going make people forget how low life you were acting on Sunday in St. Barts, can’t pretend class anymore danny boy.
tacky tacky tacky tacky

he looks plastered in the disco pic, satsuki looks a little less happy
i would love to see him dance boy…i bet he gets a lot of attention
imagine being on the dance floor and seeing him?

Look at Satsuki’s face in that picture —-INSECURITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but why prove that? surely he isnt that insecure or is he doing it for her?

i think she is the insecure one and knows exaclty wher the paps are look at the disco pic

he’s doing it so she can rub it in, i think he would rather not tbh, but he looks as if he just getting pissed every day there and satsuki is doing what she does best - baby sit him

#47 Thx- DAN TO REHAB NOW!!! @ 12/30/2008 at 4:18 pm

Thank you #47-
TMZ photo!
OMG-0 HE IS REALLY BOMBED- and IF they were making ouot at dinner, SHE was the one probably sticking her tounge down his mouth!
LOOK AT HIM!
HE IS SLOSHED!!!!!!!!!!
How embarassing for him!
Look at SatsSatInIT!!!
LOOKAT HER FACE-
SOUR PUSS AGAIN!!! bec the paps have cought him at a bad minute.
I MEAN HE is totally WASTED!

He has been on a 5 day drinking binge…………..

DAN TO REHAB- IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!

SORRY BUT IF SHE REALLY CARED AN OUNCE FOR HIM, SHE WOULD PULL HIM OUT OF THIS CLUB-
HE CAN”T EVEN SEE!!!

IF SHE LOVES HIM SO MUCH- SHE SHOULD HAVE RECOGNIZED HIS LIMIT and pulled him out of there way earlier-

CLEARLY she is just there to use him for his money and cash!
SHE IS Pathetic and USELESS!
SAT- ASS**** THE ENABLER!

There’s that classic Insecure get away from my property look from Sats.
She looks like she wants to strangle the other woman who is sooooo much prettier than her.
He is so fuchin plastered.
You see, this is a “I want to get plastered and fuch” vacation.
This woman is so fuchin insecure and possessive it’s not funny.
Oh yeah, 100%, can’t wait for them to get back home to normal life, we will nothing but sour faces and arguing again, that look on her face just confirmed it, she will NEVER, EVER, EVER LET UP ON THIS MAN.
He will definitely leave her sorry butt one day, ABSOLUTELY NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.
That picture just proved to me that this is not a vacation that proves to the world that he loves sats, it is nothing but a vacation for him to let loose, act stupid, get fuched PERIOD and while he’s at it, get some good publicity out of it.

i agree, daniel seems to be drinking during the day and getting bombed at night, not a great crime as that is wht most people do on thes islands is party and maybe that is why they are there to jsut party and drink
looks like stasuki doesnt drink that much but he is wasted…seems like the old dan to me

i know how he feels @ 12/30/2008 at 4:24 pm

lol, i went to ibiza once and got pissed all the day and night, going into the water is a great hangover cure!

DAN WALK DOWN AISLE LIKE THIS? @ 12/30/2008 at 4:26 pm

hey dan..GREAT promotion for Defiance- and for ALL OF THE academy voters to take a look at your sorry pathetic mess..
I AM SURE they will ALL vote for you and your Defiance movie now..for best picture and best actor!

And does Sat really think she is going to get him to walk down the aisle on New Years eve…with THIS FREAKIN HANGOVER???.

YEA, they look like the happiest couple on the planet now don’t they?
HE looks BEYOND SLOSHED!!

And she is just PISSY looking again.

On a 5 day drinking binge.!!!

WHAT A SUPERCOUPLE….NOT!!
DAN, are you just SO happy you have to go ABOVE and BEYOND GETTING WASTED!

BOY IF THIS IS NOT PROMOTION FOR DEFIANCE, I DON”T KNOW WHAT IS!! LOL!!

SnugglesandSnogs @ 12/30/2008 at 4:26 pm

To drinking…

I can see Sats as the “designated” driver in the relationship… He does look bad in that pic…WOW! :(

He looks sloshed!!!!!!!!!!!!
She looks pissed at the blonde!!!!!!!

I so totally agree, if she was a good woman, if she loved him with all her heart, if he was her soulmate, she would not enable him, she would not allow him to destroy his image and himself with all this drinking. A good woman would know how to show DC how to enjoy his life in a good way, to live life to the fullest without booze or any other substance. I may be nuts, but he looks like the fool from his own movie!
What a patethic excuse for a woman.
EVERYONE LOOK AT HER FACE IN THAT PICTURE, IT SHOWS WHO SHE REALLY, REALLY IS, IT’S NOT AN ISOLATED INNOCENT, SHE HAS AND GIVES THIS LOOK ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE TIME. HE IS HER PROPERTY, THAT’S IT, AND SHE AINT GOIN GIVE THAT UP FOR NOTHING, EVEN IF IT MEANS DRAGGING HIM AND HIS CAREER DOWN.

SnugglesandSnogs @ 12/30/2008 at 4:30 pm

To Sloshed…

I think Sats looks more pissed at the fact that someone took a pic - she actually looks more surprised and seems (for good reason) to be watching Dan to I guess make sure he does to something stupid.

Can we call her along with all her other titles - a Nanny?

# 35 36 37 LOVING LIFE NOW??? @ 12/30/2008 at 4:33 pm

gee sorry but I must disageree with your assessment that now DAN is loving life more than ever..
TAKE A LOOK AT THE ABOVE TMZ pic!

THen tell me how HAPPY and complete they are as a couple-
and no, Sat does NOT get a free pass here…
Girlfriend?
Fiancee??
BULL!

more like SAT-ENABLER …she looks like she just sat in dog crap!!
her usual look, of course!

PEOPLE…HE IS MISERABLE!
THIS IS THE TRUTH COMING OUT!

and unfortunately he may becoming an alcohlic or he already is-
AND his daughter should see this in the press???

PATHETIC.

And she just stands therre like a DOPE instead of hauling his ass out of there…way earlier….

SHE DOESN”T CARE ABOUT HIM!@!!
SHE ONLY cares about how much $$ she can suck out of him-

SAt-ENABLER…useless pieces of s**t.

Anyone who is a REAL FAN of Daniels should be apalled at both of them.

She is not looking at Dan she is looking at the woman…..look at the photo again.

i think if you denied dan a drink or took a drink away from him, he would either punch you (if your a man) or get in your face (if your a woman) and MAYBE that is what the arguement was about on the first day. she probably told him to slow down or not drink as much and he said (hand outstretched) “im on fu**ing vacation, chillout”..NOW THAT is what i think happened that day
and if this WAS a pre wedding holiday, why would he be seen dancing beside a blonde (although i think he is more stumbling than dancing as the blonde is placing herself for the pic)
yes Sats looks pissed as i think the minute he drinks, he ignores her until later on (you know what i mean)
maybe sats leaves him to it and THAT is why it works?

Good Lord,

I hope Ella wasn’t there to see that. No if it was club she wouldnt be allowed in right? over 21’s probably.

Oh yeah, he loves her SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!
What a fuchin joke.
My hub and I have tgone o clubs, he’s gotten just as sloshed, i’ve seen women ask him to dance, and he still manages to raise his hand and show his wedding ring! Even sloshed when a man loves a woman, they still don’t flirt with another woman. That’s true love.
This crap between DC and sats, it don’t come close to real love, she knows that, that’s why she’s so insecure!!!!
Thanks TMZ for showing us a real picture and not one of these staged set-up stupid pics.

but she IS getting what she wants isnt she? she it all now.
world seeing her in her bikini with dan beaming and the diamonds in the ears and finger, rumours of a wedding

how is she NOT getting everything she wanted?

SnugglesandSnogs @ 12/30/2008 at 4:38 pm

If that is Sats - she looks as if she is wearing a dress similiar to this one in this pic:

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/74220289.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1935A6DEC864C2BC5D90F69518C7758628E

Hope the link works - if not then go to gettyimages.com and search Satsuki Mitchell and it’s the Cannes - New Line Cinema 40th Anniversary Golden Compass Party - Arrivals in 2007

So what if he got up in my face! He’s the love of my life, he can scream at me all he wants, I’m taking his ass home!!!!
But no, not sats, all she cares about is that he’s next to another woman!!!! Of course he is, look at the blonde, she’s leaps and bounds more attractive than sats. Oh yeah, he’s going to be so faithful if they get married.
Where are the people who claim this is all for a wedding in St. Barts!
Oh yeah, Look people I’m Daniel Craig and I’m getting Married and LOOK, I WANT TO DANCE WITH SOMEONE ELSE INSTEAD OF THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
COME ON CINDERELLA PEOPLE, WHERE ARE YOU NOW
LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO

yes same dress as cannes

and the tmz pic, a lot of picture assuming going on here, maybe dan was going to the jacks and this blonde planted himself beside him

i dont know but satsui looks not interested and why should she? shee’s got the ring and the man, she doesnt look like she gives a **** about other woman

# 64 Sat should not be looking @ 12/30/2008 at 4:42 pm

sat should not be LOOKING OR OBSERVING DAN OR THE WOMAN!

She is angry that the press or whoever had the camera got the shot-
She is just a spectator.

She should be more worred about his condition, THAN ANYTHING or ANYONE ELSE.!~!!

IF SHE WAS REALLY A SOULMATE and LOVE OF HIS LIFE, SHE would have gotten his sorry butt OUT of there hours before this shot was taken-

A FIVE day drinking binge…

Yes, Sat must take responsibiltiy in enabling him and looking the other way- like it is OK- when he goes overboard like this…

AND she is going to marry him and take care of him???
AND SHE LOVESD HIM????

NO..the ABOVE POSTERS are absolutely RIGHT- SHE IS A DAMN GOLDDIGGER!!!!

SATGOLDDIGGER!!

CAN you imagine what we DON’T see …other times he gets totally pissed and drunk-

HE IS REALLY UNHAPPY and all you SATS LOVERS better wake up- and smell the coffee!!!

Regardless of how I feel about Sat, She is disgusting to just sit by and WATCH, and get jealous-
FORGET about the other woman…Help dan get sober!!

SATGOLDDIGGER IS a PIG…. and you can start screaming all you want-

THe TMZ picture tells a THOUSAND words-

and NO, I do not think that picture is a set up~!!

there is another lady beside him too on the right see that?
in the middle of two women

maybe these are family members but for a moment there i thoguht it was christie brinkley lol

Last fling? @ 12/30/2008 at 4:45 pm

Last Fling A A Single Man?

she looks happier when she is on the beach and she is the center of attention from him other wise she pouts
i bet she reemed after that, you can tell she lays into the poor guy, i bet they had a humdinger of a fight
i think they fight a lot, anyone else thing that?

I can’t thank TMZ enough for getting a picture out that isn’t staged. This picture also proves that all the public beach pictures are staged.
The contrast is remarkable.
All lovey dubby in the sand (in front of his daughter, yuk yuk yuk)
To reality, in a club, next to another woman!
Thank you TMZ for a touch of reality.
OMG she looks like a major byatch.
I agree with the poster who said this is a get drunk and get fuched vacation for him. Too bad Ella has to witness all this crap.
Getting married tomorrow? LMAO

SnugglesandSnogs @ 12/30/2008 at 4:49 pm

To Last fling…

Bachelor party? But why is Sats there? ;)

justshootme @ 12/30/2008 at 4:50 pm

That’s a disgusting photo. How many 40-year old men get drunk like that in a club? I am wondering about him, truly. He looks like he’s sweating beer.

I don’t, however, think we can assume anything from that picture except that Dan is drunk, and Satsuki is not happy that someone snapped a picture of him in that state, knowing it would hit the press.

And who knows who the blonde is….could be anybody, could be someone just walking by when the pic got snapped.

But based on this picture, I’d bet he’s mostly been drunk for the past few days, which could explain some of the erratic behavior.

Next up, rehab? Hope not.

Y’all realize its satsuki’s world and dan orbits around her like a puppy?

Looking at the “staged” pics on the beach, and now this picture. I think I just figured it out. Sats knows what people are saying about her, that they are not close, that they look bad together, she knows all the bad pictures that have been taken of them back home, she knows there are a tons of pics of them looking like they have argued and looking unhappy. She knows about the break up rumors.
How much you wanna bet that she told DC that this year they’re going on vacation and she wants pictures of them looking happy to try to kill all the rumors of them not being happy. How much you wanna bet that the pap is paid for by DC. That was probably his gift to her this year.
During the day he puts on this act for her, even recreating CR scenes for her, to shut her up. And then when he thinks he’s safe from the paps, he acts himself, basically not really caring about her. But poor dan probabldy didn’t know there was a pap in the club.
That explains the look on her face, jealousy on top of “Oh ****” because she knows that shot would make it to the net.
It all makes sense now!!!!!!
thanks TMZ

all these decent people here, you really deserve a prize LOL!

A man kisses a woman -> he’s dry humping
he’s dancing, and maybe having one or two beer too much -> he’s an alcoholic…..

you all are sooo perfect and decent and gosh…. I’m going to barf

How stupid are those wedding rumors now LOL
NYE wedding LOL
Can y’all imagine how drunk he’s going to be tomorrow night!
for fu-ks sake dani, tacky tacky tacky tacky
What actor has acted this stupid last time. I can’t think.

Leave off the poor bloke!

He’s rich, he’s happy, he’s with a woman he loves, he’s partying in one exclusive island, he’s a successful Bond, he has everything.

If he wants to get schnockered let him! As for the gf, well she looks a lot better when she smiles but she leaves him to it.

I think she gives him that freedom and he always goes back to her.

It reminds me of the old Dan who used to party on three day benders.

He’s haviing FUN!

I sincerely don’t think he gives a hoot about what he looks like. He’s worked hard for the last two years and he is partying it up.

Nothing sinister about it at all. Satsuki is not into partying that much so she let’s him do the whooping up.

He’s making such a fool of himself. What kind of woman would allow him to do this to himself! I agree, men who have to drink this much are miserable in life. Obviously she doesn’t care as long as she gets what she wants, his money.

that TMZ pic @ 12/30/2008 at 5:02 pm

It wasn’t a pap, someone privately took that pic and sold it.

A little convoluted dont ya think?

Come one…really

SATsh** shows true COLORS!!! @ 12/30/2008 at 5:05 pm

well THANK YOU TMZ!
why they just look SO happy on that beach- lovey dovey as they stare into the cameras-
SATUSKI MITCHELL HAS JUST SHOWED HER TRUE COLORS!!!

AND DAN has been getting MARINATED for the past 5 days-

SAT-golddigger (so tru, as I can see now) just gives a sour face to the person snapping the shot!
BOY is she psised that this is going out-
LITTLE does she know it is on good old TMZ!!!!!!!!!!!

AND now every press out let in the world will be picking it up!!!

Hey Brits on the board, I would not be surprised it you see this PIC as tomorrow’s headlines in either the SUN, DAILY MAIL, Telegraph???
OR ALL OF THEM!

SO SAD for Dan,….I bet he does not realize that he is -excuse the language- PISSING his career right into the toilet as he sloshes away at the club….

AND NO, Dan is not revoving around Sat- She is doing EVERYTHING she can to hold onto him- INCLUDING allowing him to BOOZE up as much as she wants…
GOD FORBID she takes a stand for HIM and his well being-
SatENABLER IS RIGHT!!

meeee tttooooooooooooooo @ 12/30/2008 at 5:05 pm

ooohhhh drunken sex every night for sats…lovely

SATsh** shows true COLORS!!! @ 12/30/2008 at 5:07 pm

well THANK YOU TMZ!
why they just look SO happy on that beach- lovey dovey as they stare into the cameras-
SATUSKI MITCHELL HAS JUST SHOWED HER TRUE COLORS!!!

AND DAN has been getting MARINATED for the past 5 days-

SAT-golddigger (so tru, as I can see now) just gives a sour face to the person snapping the shot!
BOY is she psised that this is going out-
LITTLE does she know it is on good old TMZ!!!!!!!!!!!

AND now every press out let in the world will be picking it up!!!

Hey Brits on the board, I would not be surprised it you see this PIC as tomorrow’s headlines in either the SUN, DAILY MAIL, Telegraph???
OR ALL OF THEM!

SO SAD for Dan,….I bet he does not realize that he is -excuse the language- PISSING his career right into the toilet as he sloshes away at the club….

And NO, Marianne, Dan is not revolving around Sat- She is doing EVERYTHING she can to hold onto him- INCLUDING allowing him to BOOZE up as much as she wants…
GOD FORBID she takes a stand for HIM and his well being-
SatENABLER IS RIGHT!!

No wonder she looks like she wants to slap someone.
She knows realty is going to hit the net!
I disagree, with the poster who says he’s just having fun.
It is well known among all of his fans that he drinks a lot.
This isn’t just a three day binger, when he’s not working, he’s always binging. It’s a fact. He admits to it himself.
Remember the Mexico video, at customs, he’s buying bottle of booze!!
Why does he need to binge at all if he was so happy in his life!
Look at other actors who celebrate success in better and normal ways. But then again, they have good women in their lives too!
This reminds me of Gerard Butler, he talked about how he was going out to party and had three, four and five day binges, long story short, he finally realized he had a problem and went to rehab, and he says he won’t ever drink again, now he knows how to enjoy life without booze. I think DC is probably an alocholic. If he ever gets help, and wakes up, he will see what kind of woman sats really is and dump her butt.
Hope danny boy learns from Mr. Butler.

response to Alex K @ 12/30/2008 at 5:17 pm

sorry Alex k, with all due respoect ot you and your opinion, I disagree.
Dan is screaming out for help- and this is what it looks like.
This TMZ pic is the real truth !
he hasn’t had just 1 or 2 drinks-
HE IS SWEATING BOOZE!!

I thiink he is miserable and gets drunk to escape what he is in for when he sobers up!

It is not OK!

I guess if Satgolddigger was REALLY SO INTELLIGENT, SHE WOULD HAVE offered the person who took this photo lots of cash to get the picture and the negative to keep it out of the press!!! IF she was really SO INTELLIGENT she should have grabbed that pic and paid for it, before anything else.

ANY TRUE fan of Dan’s will see that he is not happy.
Drinking binges are a sign of a lot of things going on behind the scenes.

And disagree with me all you want, HE does not want this wedding !!
DAN IS NOT A HAPPY MAN- and this TMZ pic is the result - NO SET UP PICS HERE with paid paps!!

And HER reputation, IF she even has one, will most definitely be affected by her just standing by with another SOURPUSS face while he drinks himself into the ground.

I’m not going to tell my life story, but trust me, when a woman truly loves a man, she doesn’t just let him “carry on” and wait for him to come around to her!
That is the biggest bull I’ve ever heard.
If that is what she is doing, she is doing it for one reason, to be part of his money, not his life.
I was upset with him for his disguesting display in front of his daughter, but after seeing the TMZ pic, I am 100% convinced this man leads a very sad life. He has most likely been in a state of drunkness in one form or another during this entire vacation. Very sad.

justshootme @ 12/30/2008 at 5:22 pm

Except for the fact that he’s a grown man and ought to be past the drunken party thing by now….I can agree that maybe he’s just harmlessly having a well-deserved good time there. BUT it is such a contrast to the paps photos we’ve been inundated with for the last 4 or 5 days — the ones depicting love and bliss with Miss Priss in St. Barts!

The TMZ shot is probably closer to the truth — he drinks and parties, and she makes sure he stays out of trouble and gets home okay. That’s probably part of their deal together — she lets him go wild when he wants and makes sure there’s no permanent damage done. Which is why she is probably so displeased about someone snapping that photo — one of them got away from her, and now there’s damage control to be done. She knows a photo of James Bombed will be all over the press and papers immediately!

read a post on other thread about her having money

let’s not be naive, its his money shes spending

she didnt earn that much as a P.A so unless she saved well or has family money, you can bet she has his AMEX card (or one in her name with a credit limit) going now

nice job if you can get

#92- carry on- totally agree @ 12/30/2008 at 5:28 pm

Carry on- you are right.
This has been a 5 day drinking binge for Dan.
And during the nights, we really don’t know if he has done this at clubs for the past 5 nights…or not
YES, SATGOLDDIGGER has found the perfect target to sink her claws into. She can suck everything out of DAN when he is in a vulnerable state like this-
Now, I get it, she will not help him because if he SOBERS UP, he will dump her ass and she will LOSE EVERYTHING- most important to her are her material possessions and cash and dresses and rings and crap.
NO , DAN DOES NOT LOVE HER….
She lets him binge away..and she enables him.
THAT IS NOT LOVE !

And IF they do happen to marry- and GOD tell me HOW in the world this man is going to get down the aisle- wheelchair maybe?- with the hangover he will have–OR maybe he will continue drinking throughout the weekend…but if they do marry, he will be in a DRUNKEN stupor.

Maybe he needs to get DRUNK to deal with SATGOLDDIGGER!!

GOOD LUCK DAN on your DEFIANCE PREMIERE!
I wouldn’t be surprised if he and she get booed or not many people turn up for it- AFTER seeing his behavior over the past 5 days….

I do have a very sad premonition that Daniel will end up a drunken mess in his later years (Oliver Reed) and where will she be?

He looks very partial to alchohol and seems, in my mind, he is getting and has been getting comfort at the bottom of a bottle for many,many years.

If this is going on then what other problems does he have, what other ways does he find/do to receive that peverse comfort from?

The man needs watching and helping. He has a soul that is in turmoil.

I was so peo’d with him for sunday’s crap in frnt of daughter, but now i feel so sad for him. he needs help, man he needs the love of a good woman, danny boy, come on, there are good women in the world, you the love of a good woman, you can find one danny boy, come on.
rehab and the love of a good woman, that’s the answer.

no permanent damage done?? @ 12/30/2008 at 5:37 pm

“no permanent damage done” and she lets him go wild., makes sure he gets home ok-”

I think that DAN DESTROYING DAN via alcoholism - is on the way to permanent damage being done!

YES, that is maybe part of their DEAL..but really, If I loved my “Soulmate” and my “fiancee” so much, I would haul him into rehab BEEFORE i married him.
She just does NOT care.
GEEEEEEEZ, I would hate for her to ruin their DEAL together…then Dan has no use for her at all!!!

WATCHING DAN DO THIS TO HIMSELF IS SICK, on her part.\
She just sits and watches him.
But she Can’t wait for tomorrow so she can pose for the paps pics!

YEAH, she sure is making him want to be a better man!!
WOW, SatGolddigger SELFISH *****!

no permanent damage done? @ 12/30/2008 at 5:45 pm

God, he will be CRAWLING down that wedding aisle, if he isn’t hospitalized for alcohol poisoning first.
Wouldn’t be the first time that happened.
Many posters on this board I am sure know what i am referring to.

HEY Sat-Enabler: HERE IS DANS PRIORITY LIST:

#1- his drink or drug of choice- WHO KNOWS what else he dips into and abuses??

#2- His daughter and mother, sister, father, close RELATIVES…

#3- his career

#4- gaming, electronics, technology stuff…

#5- FRIENDS

#6- others..miscellaneous. that is where SAT-Enabler comes in!!!
way down on the list.

After rehab, if Daniel does get it, hopefully she will FALL OFF the list altogether.
NO ENABLERS NEEDED HERE!!

i agree with another poster in the last thread

this man is on his way to self burn out, he is notoriously a workaholic, he loves his drink, he loves to party, whether he smokes now? the odd cigar?, but really, crash and burn time, give it a few more years, this man has too much money for his own health now and it seems he might have a few people watching/caring but i think this is a man whose wealth will frazzle him and i dont think he cares who sees it and i think its started from when he became Bond..

logo man.. I agree except @ 12/30/2008 at 6:07 pm

logo man-
I agree it is CRASH AND BURN time ….
But I do not see ANYONE around him CARING….

Watching him?? YES
CARING? no one Around him cares., even when they are being paid, with cash and perks…. :(

CRASH AND BURN @ 12/30/2008 at 6:12 pm

daniel will clean up WHEN he meets someone who he feels inspires him WANT to clean up this drunken stuff and be a better man!

justshootme @ 12/30/2008 at 6:26 pm

I think maybe I get why he and Heike split — she didn’t want to be his enabler — she wanted him to grow up and become a husband and father, but he wasn’t doing that.

Sats, on the other hand, is amenable to anything as long as she gets to stay in the picture and live like Mrs. James Bond.

That’s not love; it’s selfishness.

probably claim this holiday as a “business” one as Andy is there and they can say it’s business..

what a rip off, the rich get richer dont they?

?I've gone blind @ 12/30/2008 at 6:45 pm

This is one ugly woman. I’d drink too if I had her gross sickening face to look at all the time. She looks like a fool in the ocean pics also. What is the attraction that he sees in her ugliness????

great pic where she in in waves!!!!

as you can see a marked difference from the picnic, baby beach pics (the last one) to the kissing and today’s ones..

diff dynamic altogether, almost a 180 degree turn.

He is an actor!!!! @ 12/30/2008 at 7:15 pm

You have to figure out when he is acting and when he is not!!!!!!!!
Is he acting in the beach photos, the bar photo or the last photo? That is the trick question. Or is he himself in all of them just in different moods? We will never know……the mystery of Daniel Craig.

why act and not be true?

can he not face himself truthfully then?

can he not be around people and be himself?

does he not like what he is or sees in the mirror?

meursault @ 12/30/2008 at 7:32 pm

the rage that drives him to drink is what makes him a great actor. this guy is far from being a one-note, and sats has her hands full w/him. great fun if you know what to do with it, hella ride if you don’t - and she looks lost…

so................. @ 12/30/2008 at 7:35 pm

so….they getting married tomorrow then in one of his houses or what?
the registry license applied for is it?
if it was in advance someone would have leaked it

lol
so they will leave st barths (sunshine) and the paps to fly home to london (cold) and the paps to get married at some high profile location like one his houses?

pull the other, its got bells on

he may have the rage within, but it has barely been given an outlet with his latest roles..
as for sats having her hands full with him, well no-one forced her there and how do you know that anyway?

sats lost? lol..
she only has to sniff out the designer shops, the car that drives her to the premieres and their bedroom…

how is THAT being lost?

if she is, then maybe she should leave and find her way elsewhere without damaging another lost person’s soul

I can’t find anything attractive about her…she is so ugly. Absolutly nothing. I don’t get it. Why does he choose to be with such a fugly hag??Ugly face, stick figure, screwed up messy hair all over the place. The TMZ pic is horrible also. I’m confused

hpy nw yr 4 nds @ 12/30/2008 at 7:58 pm

“…I leave the stars to judge
My every move
I’m not going to think of you, oh
I’d get the blues

There’s no sleep on the journey
Away from town
A bag of songs and a heavy heart
Won’t make me down….”

I think these two look so cute and happy together :)

Is that from a song, or a poem?

#122- sats lost? no...bec @ 12/30/2008 at 8:12 pm

EVERYTHING for me has become SO much clearer with this TMZ pic.
I get it all now.

SSAts is not going to go away. She will not leave him NO WAY!
She is there to ENABLE HIM and GET him WHATEVER he REQUESTS- not what he needs- which is drying out/rehab/no more substance abuse etc.
SAT will do WHATEVER she has to so that she can keep going to FENDI and walking down the red carpet.
I guess she wants to be a star now, and a celebrity.
Her job is to Enable him.
meanwhile on the side, she is clearly SOAKING him and taking advantage of him when he is in this diabled state.
Like in the pics of them coming out of SAKS- she holds the cash in HER wallet, and she has full access to it!!!
SAT-whatever you want to call her- IS not going anywhere-
AND SHE is NOT going to get Daniel any help- BEC if he did get sober, and hopefully he will, then he would have NO USE for her, and dump her stupid a**!

No, she will not be leaving him.
My bet is there is NO way she will walk out….

And i bet she is really hearing the worst of it from friends/family who saw the TMZ pic -mnow and soon to be posted all over the world- and are probably BLAMING HER for allowing him to get into such a state.

I see it all so clearly now WHY she is there-
It all makes perfect sense!

TMZ pic ....from here to rehab @ 12/30/2008 at 8:19 pm

I think with the TMZ picture, the proverbial “CAT has been let out of the Bag” so to speak.

That picture was not supposed to happen and I bet ALL bets are off now and the “mud” is hitting the FAN!!
I bet a club-goer took it, not a pap??
took the pic and sold it for the highest dollar.
now that is reality.
Not these, B.S. “From Here to Eternity” crapola Set Up/FAKE photos the paps are taking!!”

Daniel has an image to uphold, and as his new movie Defiance is about to premiere, I AM SURE NO ONE in the daniel Craig camp is happy about this TMZ picture!

NOTHING SET UP or FAKE about this shot!!
Unfortunately, this photo speaks Volumes about what is going on with Dan.

the tmz pic was taken inside the club and sold to the highest bidder but you cant bet it wont make any newspaper, maybe just the show TMZ TV show
i will be surprised to see anymore come out from that night, i’m sure there is a eye out for any

TMZ #130 why do you think it w @ 12/30/2008 at 8:30 pm

130 - tmz- Why do you think it will only show on TMZ?
bec they have an Exclusive on the pic?
Why wouldn’t the Sun or the Daily Mail pick it up?
just curious bec i expect the other papers to pick it up….

What does that have to do with Daniel and Satsuki?
I think you are on the wrong site you need to go to poetry.com

the sun, mail and the mirror wont touch it, as rags as they are, no, wouldnt touch that pic, it’s too “hot”that is if they get the rights to it

no, can’t see it

#133- thank you @ 12/30/2008 at 8:45 pm

thank you #133-

too hot for them to touch it?

I am still not sure why it is too hot- bec it is too “revealing” ?? Or not within the image of daniel craig?

But you are probably right.
you know the tabs/rags over there in the UK. better than I.

SnugglesandSnogs @ 12/30/2008 at 8:45 pm

the sun, mail and the mirror wont touch it, as rags as they are, no, wouldnt touch that pic, it’s too “hot”that is if they get the rights to it

no, can’t see it
——————————————————————————————–
They already took down some of the photos of the beach and surf from Sunday IIRC. But they might bite on this pic. I’ve seen worse on the rags.

#135 - possible..and also.... @ 12/30/2008 at 8:48 pm

135- it is possible they would ‘bite” but i suppose it depends on TMZ’s asking price.

Also- there may be MORE pics like this from the club, that just have not surfaced YET……………..but may surface soon enough…

no, the uk tabloid rags wont touch it as i said, they wont chance it
not with a person like Dan, too big and far more dangerous to piss off (i do NOT use dangerous in the literal sense of course)

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/

i will send you links to the main UK rags for you to keep

SnugglesandSnogs @ 12/30/2008 at 8:54 pm

Also- there may be MORE pics like this from the club, that just have not surfaced YET……………..but may surface soon enough…
——————————————————————————————–
Possible, but probably not as “incrimating” as the one on TMZ.

IIRC, wasn’t there a pic in one of the rags (Sun or Mirror?) a few years back possibly around CR of Dan clearly drunk and red eyed with Sats in a limo? Does anyone remember that?

the daily star @ 12/30/2008 at 8:55 pm

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/home/

this is the only one i could see running with it

#137- you make sense... @ 12/30/2008 at 8:56 pm

137- I see your point.
The ONLY way I could see someone picking up this photo is IF they are ALREADY on the outs with the daniel craig camp, and they already have pissed him off previously…then That tab/rag make pick up the photo because…so what if they posted it? Dan already hates them. What have they got to lose? they may even sell more papers with a Story that goes with the pic.

ciprianis @ 12/30/2008 at 9:00 pm

yes i do, he was leaving ciprianis

here :http://www.gettyimages.com/Search/Search.aspx?contractUrl=2&language=en-US&family=editorial&assetType=image&p=daniel%20craig%20at%20ciprianis&src=standard#

sats left seperately

#138, 139 141. 142 THANK YOU @ 12/30/2008 at 9:03 pm

thank you 138, 139, 141, 142 for all of the links.
Yes, i will keep them on file-
thanks again for sending them on over.
:)

Those are the lyrics to the song Rockferry by Duffy. I too have no idea what that has to do with Dan and Sats.

Those are the lyrics to the song Rockferry by Duffy. I too have no idea what that has to do with Dan and Sats.

SnugglesandSnogs @ 12/30/2008 at 9:09 pm

IIRC, wasn’t there a pic in one of the rags (Sun or Mirror?) a few years back possibly around CR of Dan clearly drunk and red eyed with Sats in a limo? Does anyone remember that?
———————————————————————————————-

and here it is!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article66841.ece

as you can see from pic 148, she was wearing the ring then on the other hand. this was before CR came out in Nov 2006 but she didnt wear it to the premiere

the pics are from Oct 2006 and during the filming of CR in Venice she is wearing it on the other hand as well which means when did he give it to her and what does it signify?

she then brought it out just before the Oscars 2007

st barths @ 12/30/2008 at 9:25 pm

so anyone betting on that they will celebrate NY eve in st barts with all the paps around?

i see jay Z and Beyonce arrived there too,

so to go there at this time is DEF a deliberate HIGH profile attempt to be seen

#148 Satsuki- Is that what she @ 12/30/2008 at 9:28 pm

That is what she wears to Ciprianis?
One of the finest restaurants???
I am very surprised!
Jeans and a jacket that is all open like that?

Could she AT LEAST wear a camisole underneath the jacket?

Why wear the jacket at all.?

NO CLASS there, sorry, but with all the clothes she has accesss to and she wears an open jacket with no shirt underneath-
No CLASS- SAT!

more sats @ 12/30/2008 at 9:33 pm

http://i551.photobucket.com/albums/ii474/satslover2008/74665401.jpg

well this is what she wore to the Music awards in copenhages in 2006

Why does it matter? @ 12/30/2008 at 9:40 pm

Does it matter if she is not classy, to masculin, not attractive, has not style etc ……. All that matters is Daniel is with the woman he loves and has loved for many years and she makes him very happy. You all can analyze all you want it won’t change his mind. He is going to marry her either tomorrow or in the future but leave it alone let him be with the woman he loves and stop judging him becasue that is who he wants to be with. Pleassssssssssseeeeeeee let them be.

#156- i don't want to call her @ 12/30/2008 at 9:41 pm

156- thank you for the photo-
I don’t want to call her an exhibitionist, but I mean really, and many of the red carpet gowns, she does NOT wear a bra at all.
I don’t think she owns a bra.
her breasts just hang or flop around. I mean put them in place or something.
I know I am sounding like a Prude, but she is with DANIEL FREAKIN’ CRAIG for crissakes!
Have some PROPRIETY!! or at least some CLASS!
Forget about her taste…I am just really surprised that the attention from DAN is not enough for her, and she needs to dress like an **** (ciprianis picture) or with her breasts hanging and flying about, nipples and all (red carpet pics- the one that comes to mind is the QofS Sydney Australia premiere).

I am very surprised that he would want to be seen with someone who has no knowledge of how to dress or the proper way to dress.

Ciprianis is a VERY high class restaurant, at least over here in New York it is, AND I am sure it is the same in London.

Why does everyone need to see her skin?
Does she need MORE attention than what she may be getting from Daniel?
I am sure it is a turn-off .
Does he want other men staring at her?

Am I getting to something here?

one site says
Daniel Craig spends the holiday season at the beach with his new girlfriend

justshootme @ 12/30/2008 at 9:49 pm

No she’s not classy. I assumed Daniel was, but I must have been subconsciously projecting the suave Bond character on him undeservedly….because the recent behavior suggests that he also has little to no class.

Maybe they do belong together afterall.

please post LINKS to these sites please and I highly doubt that he has a NEW anything

I am not #160 so I don’t know what site said that, but probably the site got confused and made a mistake..

to 159 - maybe he likes what she wears

to 158 - he loved heike for many years and nothing, let’s allwait and see, you sound so sure he will marry, again - any PROOF? or just phto assumption and what you read? hardly concrete is it? and by the way, if you dont like what is said here, then please there are other sites that you might like instead. these forums are for DEBATE of ALL kinds. Thanks.

Daniel does not have a new girlfriend, I have said many times he has not and will never cheat on his Satsuki. He loves her, you all are just jealous of her.

Ithink deep down Dan is still the working class lad who likes to drink and have fun with his mates and who has the money now to do it
i think the class is overused here but he is a down to earth man, when all is said and done no matter where he is, posh or not, you can tell he just wants to sling on the jeans and t shirt and have a pint

her on the other hand, well i dont know her but form what i have deduced she a super confident woman, highly ambitious, tough and can stand her ground with him, no b/s but her dress sense and her carry on this holiday must raise questions about her definition of class
i wonder what her parents think?

to #164 - my prude opinion :) @ 12/30/2008 at 10:05 pm

I am # 159-
I understand and maybe he does not care what she wears.

But when you are in the public eye, as she is now- (OK, I KNOW I AM A PRUDE) but when you are presenting yourself to the world, AND/OR are the girlfriend/partner of a movie star- which Daniel is- I mean there is something called Decorum and Class.

For me, she does not get a FREE PASS just bec Daniel has her as a partner/girlfriend .
There is a way of presenting yourself to the public- and her manner of presentation is appalling, her taste in clothes notwithstanding and is another matter altogether. her taste is her taste.

At a young age, before puberty, it is absolutely normal for a young girl not to wear a bra. BUT AT A CERTAIN AGE, EVEN IF YOU have a small chest, it is only proper to wear a FREAKIN ‘ BRA in public!! Most especially when you are going to be photographed and standing next to Daniel Craig.

I mean who wants to see her “girls” flying all over the place???

First impressions DO count!
and so does Presentation!
Daniel never walks down the street dressed inappropiately or like a slob.
(Not talking about the vacation st. barts beach pics)

to #166 - highly Ambitious? NO @ 12/30/2008 at 10:11 pm

Highly ambitious? ONLY FOR A “MRS.” degree.
Sorry but NO OTHER evidence presented shows she is Highly Ambitious for ANYTHING else but an MRS. degree…

And can handle/stand her ground with Daniel Craig?
NO WAY> Gotta disagree with you there!
THat is why she just stood there in the TMZ pic while he got plastered and made a small fool of himself.
Sorry but he does what HE wants to, as evidence of ALL the pics.
She is there to make sure that she is the designated driver home, or that he does not get into any bar fights, and to provide companionship/sex whatever for dan whenever he wants it.etc.
HE is RUNNING the show.
SHE IS ON CALL 24/7.
She gets him whatever he wants.

she acts like his mother @ 12/30/2008 at 10:16 pm

it seems that she acts like his mommy and scolds him whenever he does something bad or something she does not like.
that is the impression that I got when they were arguing on the beach at st. barts.
And she is the MAID. and personal assistant. and travel agent.

In return he buys her jewelry and stuff and takes her on vacation with him and his friends, and perks like sleeping with him.
I am sure he cannot see anything romantic about sleeping with or having sex with her. (IF when he looks at her he is reminded of her treating him like a little boy)

justshootme @ 12/30/2008 at 10:24 pm

#166 — Having class has nothing to do with having money, my dear.

if you read correctly i said that deep down Dan is still the working class lad and the money makes ZERO difference to that fact, he is now a working class lad who can just go to better places and afford more drink

satsuki apparently has zero class herself judging by her behaviour and some of her outfit choices and by the apparent duties she ahs to perform

justshootme @ 12/30/2008 at 9:49 pm

No she’s not classy. I assumed Daniel was, but I must have been subconsciously projecting the suave Bond character on him undeservedly….because the recent behavior suggests that he also has little to no class.

Maybe they do belong together afterall.
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Totally agree with you there. Will the real Dan please stand up?
Is it the one we see in the interviews and such? or is it the guy that gropes his gf in front of his daughter? What a hypocrite! I am soooooooooooooo diappointed in him :(

hello magazine @ 12/30/2008 at 10:41 pm

http://www.hellomagazine.com/vote/pastwinners/elegantwoman.html

one more winner to go then the Grand Finale where Satsuki might win Hello’s Most Elegant of the year…all based on that Oscar dress

(take a look at her in st barts people)

Say what you want it won’t change his mind
do you really think he cares if he looses you as a fan
he is have a great time in his life and is with the love of his life
you and your opinions mean nothing to him
he did not and will not change becaue you are a prude and neither will sats she has her man and you are a jealous ho

have to laugh at the change of views on him
- the qos thing was a cover
- people were saying they had split and there were agreements in place to pay her off (just because she wasnt seen for two weeks)
- now he has hired paps for a cover thing again (the split rumours have gone since the st barths pics)
- now hes getting married

so bascially then no-one knows anything at all, lmao

all guesswork

lets not start with the name calling shall we, we respect your POV, we get it
lets not get into a slanging match, its pointless
lets keep this thread fairly decent that way some other pOV might be viewed, if it starts getting nasty then all is lost

thanks :)

to dansats @ 12/30/2008 at 10:56 pm

dansats-
A person Cannot be both a Prude AND a Ho.-
and since SatGolddigger is No PRUDE- she is a filthy HO!!

HA HA HA! to you you fuchin obsessed a**hole!

please lets not start for goodness sake pls

enough

lets post POV’s civily, we were there for awhile

tRE: marriage...?. @ 12/30/2008 at 11:01 pm

IF, by chance, the marraige thing is true…..I am guessing if they are still in St. barts…then maybe they won’t be getting or needing a marriage license/certificate???

Unless they flew back to london late today? for a new years eve wedding?
but it is a 10 hour flight.-long and tiring….?

ANYONE seen a marriage license/cerificate filed yet????????????????

to 179 civility @ 12/30/2008 at 11:04 pm

I agree. let’s just ignore the poster who starts with the foul language.
that way, no response will be forthcoming.

LOL! I can’t believe these dreamers are still insisting it’s all fake. It’s so sad, really.

well ignoring her is not being civil and as rude as name calling

i acknowledge her POV but lets leave the profanity out of it

:)

The only dreamers I see are the ones who keep inssiting that these two are in love and will marry. More people have figured out that ther eis something wrong with these pictures, more people agree that they are fake, only one or two people think they are so in love, so I think the majority rules!
There will be absolutely no wedding, the dreamers will next be talking about a spring wedding! Ver sad, even more said that anyone wants him to marry this tramp so she can completely ruin him.
and yes, he cares about what his fans are saying and think, he has admitted himself to going online to see what fans are saying about him, his life and career are due to us fans, without us he would have nothing of a career. if he doesn’t care then i guess i dont need to see anymore of his movies, and if none of his fans go to see his movies, were exactly do you think his career will be, in the toilet, which is where it will be heading if he continues to be with a woman who doesnt care that hes slowly ruining his life.

shall we leave it up to him to figure it then?

i think he’s old enough by now

:)

to 182- i MEANT 184 @ 12/30/2008 at 11:40 pm

#184- SORRY ..WELL SAID! :O

184 IT IS nEW YEARS EVE DAY @ 12/30/2008 at 11:43 pm

TO 184-
IT IS NEW YEARS EVE DAY . !
Happy New Year everyone!
lots of peace around the world and especially on this JJ board! LOL!

anyone seen a marriage license floating around anywhere??

NY/church info @ 12/30/2008 at 11:46 pm

Church Services
There are three Roman Catholic Churches on the island - Gustavia, Lorient and Colombier. The Roman Catholic Priest, Père Numa, can be reached on (59) 05 90 27 95 38. Services are held in all three churches at various times.
The Anglican Church holds its Family Eucharist on Sunday mornings at 9:00am with a midweek mass at 12:30pm following a midweek Spirituality Group at 11:30am. The priest, Revd Charles Vere Nicoll, lives on the island and can help with enquiries - Tel: (59) 05 90 29 74 63.
The Pentecostal Church holds three meetings a week in the St. Barths Beach Hotel - they can be reached on (59) 05 90 27 61 60.

189 very nice of you to resear @ 12/30/2008 at 11:58 pm

189- THANK YOU for all of the research you have done…
but what if the priest or reverend GOES to them whereever they are? what if it is not done inside a church?

but thank you again!

ill leave that to you, dont you have someone on st barths?

lol

ill leave that to you, dont you have someone on st barths?

lol

Tomorrow this time Dan and Sats will be laughing at all you haters and people who think this is a setup.

There will be no wedding. He may be a drunk, but that doesnt mean he’s stupid enough to marry a dirty pig.

She looks like a stripper he picked up from the gutter and is trying to reform! There are no fairytales where pigs turn into princesses!
Shes a pig and will always be a pig.

Good, the sooner they marry, the sooner they will divorce and we will never have to see this disguesting tramp ever again! less than two years if they marry. maybe another year if they don’t.

If he marries her, in three months, tops, he’ll be cheating.

MAJOR HANGOVER @ 12/31/2008 at 12:26 am

No matter what Daniel decides to do, HE is absolutely Positively going to be having a MAJOR HANGOVER …. whereever he is!!’

AND NO WAY is he going to want to do anything but SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP and oh yeah…peace and quiet.

I mean someone would have to roll him down the aisle , in his sorry condition.

I think after a 5 or 6 day drinking BINGE, he will be sleeping through to Monday January 6th!! THE day of his premiere…

And if he DOES get down the aisle and DRINKS MORE at his wedding- then he really is going to be paying for it in the WORST way and I am sure the Defiance team wants Dan clear eyed for their hard-worked Premiere!!!

time to SLEEP IT OFF DAN!

MAJOR HANGOVER- @ 12/31/2008 at 12:28 am

195 and 196- excellent observations!!

Let THE CHEATING BEGIN!!
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
If it hasn’t already!!! lol!

to 197- cheats... @ 12/31/2008 at 12:31 am

i believe you are being very generous and quite kind with your 3 month and he’ll cheat observation.
WITH DAN’s little black book in hand- and we ALL know he has one-
he would start well before the wedding, i think.

Get it thought your heads he will never cheat on her he loves her
why do you all what him to cheat he is not that type of man he is a man who is inlove with sats and will neve ever ever ever cheat on her or leave her STOP

I’m pretty sure it has!
He drinks too much not to have started already.
I think the TMZ pic is proof that it has already started.
When a man flirts, even in a drunken stooper, with other women, 90% of the time, they are the furthest thing from being faithful.
I think his friend was on the mark when he said DC would never be tied down to a “ball and chain.”
I think he has his one night flings now, but after marriage I think there will be a permanent mistress.
In fact, the pig looks like the kind of woman who would do threesomes just to keep an eye on danny boy!

You are either someone who still believes in fairytales or you have a very difficult time seeing realty. He will most definitely cheat, and probably already is, and he is not inlove with her.
When a man respects and loves a woman, he shoes it, he doesnt make out with the woman he respects in public, especially in front of his daughter.
This man has absolutely zero respect for his little piglet.
She acts enough like a Ho, that that is exactly howhe treats her.

to 202 re; threesomes @ 12/31/2008 at 12:38 am

hey 202-
youu must be reading my cynical mind!
i have been thinking over the past week that SatGolddigger MUST be doing everything ANd the kitchen sink- and threesomes, orgys and the like, just to stay in the game with Dan.
THE MINUTE SHE SAYS, NO-
he is making tracks in the opposite direction-
he is gone!
She will HAVE to say yes to everything he wants in order to stay in his game!!

WOW you people are sad and blind.

I have no doubts that he hs had many threesomes in his days LOL
Maybe even foursomes. He looks like a man with a big appetite,
and when he’s drunk, can you just imagine what he will do!

to 202 re; threesomes @ 12/31/2008 at 12:45 am

Dan is already BORED cotton-pickin’ silly with her!
he is drinking like a fish and it doesn’t seem to be letting up.
Wonder if he has ever gone on a longer drinking binge than 5 or 6 days?
If he drinks right through till Friday morning, it will be exactly 7 days on a Bender!!!

No, you are the one who is sad and blind.
You honestly think this guy is like your next door neighbor clean and faithful man. Give me a break.
Get a grip and get out of your fantasy land of happily ever afters.
He is basically a drunk, with a ho, I wouldn’t be surprised if at the club he was scooping out someone to join him and sats for a private drink or two!

come on people, mind the language and the sexual affrontations

no need for any inferring anything here

dan, friday= 7 day BENDER!! @ 12/31/2008 at 12:51 am

unfortunately, his poor mum and daughter and sister will have to be dragged thru the mud when they see these pics, esp, the tmz photo.

And they will look to his Minder, SatGolddigger for the answers, which she just won’t have.

I HOPE THEY FIRE HER!!!! LOL! LOL!!!-

And SATGOLDDIGGER is in for a good fun week, can you IMAGINE how hungover and CRABBY and PIRICKLY and MEAN DAN will be this week and this weekend??

Shes got the tramp stamp for a reason!
i can see this byatch making out with another girl.

dan, friday= 7 day BENDER!! @ 12/31/2008 at 12:57 am

If anyone watches the show Intervention, i think there is a hot actor vacationing down in St. Barts who could use an INTERVENTION about now!’

Actually, a DOUBLE INTERVENTION!!- one for the drinking/substance abuse, and one for…well……202 …you know what I am talking about! LOL!

Unfortunately, all joking aside, ALcohol Poisoning cannot be far behind.
And when you are sitting in the sun, (esp. on the beach), I think that Alcohol gets absorbed much faster into the bloodstream…

and danny watching with a beer in his hand!

dan, friday= 7 day BENDER!! @ 12/31/2008 at 1:00 am

TO 211- LOL!! WITH DAN WATCHING WITH A CORONA IN HIS HAND…
ROTFL!!!!
HILARIOUS!!

HEE :)

to 211 and 213..with a Corona @ 12/31/2008 at 1:03 am

…with a Corona in one hand and his little black book in the other!
heh heh.!

I bet hes a great drinking buddy though lol

hot hot.. not as hot as yesterday but still doable

does anyone have the drunken make out pics, i bet they are just kissing a little not like real drunk makes outs where hands are flying everywhere and you have hickeys from toe to ***

dnt get upst, just kidng ya, but what knd of drunks hve you been wth?
LOL

MAJOR HANGOVER @ 12/31/2008 at 12:26 am

No matter what Daniel decides to do, HE is absolutely Positively going to be having a MAJOR HANGOVER …. whereever he is!!’

AND NO WAY is he going to want to do anything but SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP and oh yeah…peace and quiet.

I mean someone would have to roll him down the aisle , in his sorry condition.

I think after a 5 or 6 day drinking BINGE, he will be sleeping through to Monday January 6th!! THE day of his premiere…

And if he DOES get down the aisle and DRINKS MORE at his wedding- then he really is going to be paying for it in the WORST way and I am sure the Defiance team wants Dan clear eyed for their hard-worked Premiere!!!

time to SLEEP IT OFF DAN!
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That was sooooo funny! I was laughing so hard after reading this :D
I agree with u guys.
I am not watching Defiance. Good that he was not nominated for gloden globe awards. No Oscar nods either. Dump that pig and focus on your career, man.

oh lol…. never happened to you? er…its um never happened to me either…i have only heard stories…lol about other people … yeah

From the first pic I ever saw of her, I was repulsed with her boobs exposed for the world to see in a short green dress . She has always seemed like a low class tacky *****. I’ve never understood why he would hook up with her. She’s uglier than a mud fence after a hard rain.

glad you hve sense of humr LOL um yeah, nver happnd to me either ! LOL never 1 hicky i swear LOL I just love turtlencks LOL
thats my story and im sticking to it ! LOL

Water photos @ 12/31/2008 at 2:34 am

There was such a good kiss opp in the water phots where they were hugging. I am surprised they did not have a hot passionatel kiss then or if they did why not print it?

miss piggy @ 12/31/2008 at 2:38 am

The gf looks like a ladyboy.

Today is the BIG Day @ 12/31/2008 at 9:45 am

Any wagers?

remember we are a day behind with these pics, so in reality we didnt see pics of them yesterday (Tuesday) so they could have flown back to London although I’m sure the paps would be all over him there too.
No pics in any of the UK rags yet but if something does happen, the news outlets (getty. wireimage and rex etc) might get them OR the Daily Mail who is the only website to update stories as they come in.
But there might be a news blackout on it too, that might be the “deal”.

remember we are a day behind with these pics, so in reality we didnt see pics of them yesterday (Tuesday) so they could have flown back to London although I’m sure the paps would be all over him there too.
No pics in any of the UK rags yet but if something does happen, the news outlets (getty. wireimage and rex etc) might get them OR the Daily Mail who is the only website to update stories as they come in.
But there might be a news blackout on it too, that might be the “deal”.

Today is the BIG Day @ 12/31/2008 at 10:24 am

I say it’s going to happen today!!!!!
Anyone on my side?

If they would just get married like everybody else and stop making such a big freakin’ deal out of trying to hide it, then it wouldn’t be such a big freakin’ deal!

They act like it’s a State Secret or something, a bit arrogant, IMHO. Get over yourselves; you’re not really that important.

not they are making such a big deal out of that, it’s the press, sites like JJ and all these scary post-monsters here around….LOL

They are making a big deal out of it by being so silent. In interviews, Dan acts like it’s a matter of national security or something. Get over yourselves! You’re either getting married or you’re not! Why the big deal?

quite a plan if it works @ 12/31/2008 at 11:01 am

Having been to that island, I know the show of wealth comes out in force, it’s be seen and who you are seen with. Like Cannes, the paps are all over the place. So to spend a quiet holiday with family and friends there seems a little strange.
However, wearing of the wealth to the beach is fairly common, I see the gf wearing her 3 carat (?) ring held on with a band and her new (?) 2 carat diamond earrings. Wearing her by-proxy wealth.
It is nice to see these celebs frequent the public beaches as many of them (Jay Z etc) would not step foot off their yacht onto them.
So in these days of the credit crunch even the celebs do their bit although it’s really a case of reverse snobbery isn’t it?
I much prefer the long shorts and crisp eating Daniel to the Speedo racing along the beach one but that’s me.
He does look very comfortably in those surroundings though and as for a wedding, not on St Barths unless they plan to have some press coverage or they struck a deal. If they have flown back to London then I’m sure the press are in wait there also at all the most obvious points although, if you have money, you can pull off something like that quite easily. The press in the UK are notoriously slow when it comes to catching up.
St Barths is a non stop party on NY Eve with the Regatta and the parties so unless they have hired a private villa (most likely) and have it there then maybe. Although again, the paps know where everyone is staying, believe me.

i think this wedding will be the biggest anti climax since Y2K

to wed or not to wed @ 12/31/2008 at 11:03 am

I don’t think they will get married on this holiday, its just way to obvious. it will happen back in the UK when no one is expecting it. Or never if he smartens up, its obvious he doesn’t want to get married, or he would be already.

The PAPS know all! happy new y @ 12/31/2008 at 11:10 am

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
hope it is the BEST 2009 for everyone!

I believe that the PAPS know so much regarding logistics and who is flying where.
They have sources and connections beyond belief.
Why the UK tabs are so slow, i don’t know, but like the TMZ pic of Dan int he club the other day, SOMEONE will get a SNAP of them if/when they come out from where ever they are.
And that person KNOWS they can sell the pic to the TOP DOLLAR!

I would think, IF Dan’s rest of the family- mom, sister, dad, were down there, the paps are already swarming the island- I mean how BIG can it be, they know where people and their crew are staying- they would have Definitely caught a pic or sighting of Dan’s mom, sister rest of his family if they were there at St. Barts.

I am Paps have important locations staked out..

AND NO ONLY are the UK papers and tabs down there, I am sure the US mags are down there too, most especially after all the speculation and the past 5 days party publicity that DAN and CO. have received on the beach and in the clubs…

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY for a safe, FUN and prosperous 2009!
:)
:)

dates of pics @ 12/31/2008 at 11:20 am

you do all realize that the picnic pictures on the cliff side were on the same day as the baby pics on the beach dont you? JJ and other agencies sold them and some websites have the dated as two seperate days.
so really we get old pics (one day after or that case two days after) so really when we think they are on the beach they could have been elsewhere

They arnt married, and they arnt getting married.
No pictures because he’s in bed with a hangover and getting ready to party party, drink drink drink tonight.

i want daniel craig @ 12/31/2008 at 1:01 pm

ALL FOR MYSELF! Man is this guy super hot!

I just saw the drunk/sweat shot of Daniel on the TMZ TV show. They gave it about 15 seconds of attention late in the show. Mentioned he was on holiday wth his gf (did not call her by name but highlighted her in the background of the pic). Said nothing about anything else — no wedding, no private party, no engagement, nothing.

You’d think if something was up, TMZ would have sniffed it out by now.

because they aint married and arnt getting married.

i think the guy is allowed to get trashed on his vacation, plus hes probably a lot more fun that way. They aren’t getting married here because the paps wouldn’t be there. they would go some place private for example not one picture of their holiday in the Galapagos from this past spring. He might be blond the the boy isn’t stupid he knows whats hes doing.

more twists @ 12/31/2008 at 4:31 pm

http://67.59.172.92/calendarEvent.cfm?EventID=448

Daniel invited to a charity event on Jan 3rd in Bev Hills, CA so maybe they are getting their tans before the wedding then when they are in LA again they may get married?

Or did they get married in Galapagos? That wasnt to celebrate their engagement as they were already engages.

The plot thickens.

more twists @ 12/31/2008 at 4:32 pm

prob flying straight from st barths to CA then back to London for the premiere

confused as ever @ 12/31/2008 at 4:35 pm

any pics coming today will be of yesterday so anything happening today, we’ll see tomorrow.

Right?

Dan's invite for jan 3rd chari @ 12/31/2008 at 4:37 pm

thank you for sharing that, but….
I am sure Daniel is invited to MORE events and parties than one culd imagine!
I BET he will be turning this down,like so many other invitations.

i am sure he will need his REST and RECOVERY for the HANGOVER that he now has and is about to have throughout the week…maybe even throughout the entire New Year!!

I hope he figures out what he wants and cleans this “drinking binge” stuff up!

HIS CAREER IS CALLING!!
YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

#244 twists/ dan is blitzed! @ 12/31/2008 at 4:46 pm

#244- more twists… I don’t quite agree. here is why.
this coming Tuesday is JAN 6th, the day of the Premiere.

I just think he will be WAY TOO tired from ALL the drinking and THE DRINKING and the travelling and ALL the partying for the past week to then trek up from St Barts to LA (I think about 8 hours or so flight?)then back to London. (LA to London is a 10 hour flight alone).

no, I think after St. barts they will prob go back to London, if they are not there now..

Maybe they are going to stay for new years eve for the famous Regatta and MORE partying!!!
DAN IS GOING TO BE BLITZED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ive no doubt he will be, the party animal he is, so a day to recover then head back to London?

but TBH these two are getting on my last raw nerve

why am i here, don’t know, nothing better to do right now

see now the wedding will be after nye, it’s nye night already in st. barts, no wedding, no marriage.
no plot, no plot, it’s simple and in your face, a lot of work, vacation, act like a fool, go home, do premiers for movie that has been shunned, no work for next year, just get worse with drinking and hopefulling dump tramp.
thats it peoples, it was a simple vacation, no plots, no wedding, but i’m sure all sats lovers will now be speclating that wedding will be in spring!
I see stupid people —– everywhere.

if anything happened we wont know it until tomorrow most likely
im waiting for the pics from yesterday

#250 - if anything happened or @ 12/31/2008 at 5:19 pm

I agree with the posters saying “no marriage”
.If anything does happen, we will know SOONER than tomorrow!
Word of marriage somewhere will leak out within minutes BEC someone WILL have the info to sell!!

The AP and international Reuters newswire services are in real time and live- they will not be waiting to reveal a wedding/marriage-
THERE are other news services that are FASTER than the UK tabs.

Remember, ALL the tabs are competing to get this story FIRST before the other tabs, so they can be the FIRST with the story…beating everyone else to it.

very competitive business….

We will know sooner rather than later…..

I agree with the posters saying “no marriage”
it is just my opinion, but I am thinking that with Dan, he may not WANT to get married, just bec he has what he needs FOR NOW with her..she is a personal asst, secretary, travel agent, designated driver, NAGGER, logistics person and someone to call a girlfriend.

After his last divorce from Fiona, and then 7 years with heike, MAYBE the man wants his FREEDOM and does not feel he needs to be tied down LIKE A BALL AND CHAIN.- as above posters have rightly claimed.

He has had plenty of time to marry up to now- …all of 2007, summer of 2008, and all the time in between.

i BELIEVE that if a man wants to marry the so-called “love of hislife”, he will do it sooner rather than later.

you are forgetting the possibility they had a spiritual ceremony, maybe they both dont want marriage or maybe sats accepted that, better then nothing
there was a news blackout of their galapgos trip during the making of qos, so maybe their family and friends flew out there, after all they stayed at one of the most romantic hotles there
but usually a pap pic somewhere there always is but NOTHING on that trip

if She was TRULY intelligent.. @ 12/31/2008 at 5:30 pm

she would SOBER HIM UP BEFORE SHE EVEN STEPPED onto the wedding aisle.
Because IF he marries while in this sorry state and drunken stupor condition, I would not like to be standing there AFTER the wedding when he DOES eventually SOBER UP!!

That will be ONE SORRY PRICKLY BADASS DANIEL CRAIG!

wtf? spirtual ceremony??? @ 12/31/2008 at 5:37 pm

yes, I believe daniel IS spiritual-
But Satgolddiger? NOT A SPIRITUAL BONE in her body!
sure she will take whatever she can get-
Sure, better than nothing-
But I think a spiritual ceremony is a COP-OUT!

Either Marry her with a real marriage license/certificate, or DON”T!

What the heck ??? with a Spiritual Ceremony-
WEAK COP-OUT and I am sure She knows it too. SHE does not want that!!

lets be honest here you dont have any proof that he got blitzed last night, one pic and people are brandishing a drunkard
maybe he felt great today, i really dont thin he’s on the verge of rehab and that sats is enabling him br drinking, maybe she was letting the guy have a good time, she has brains, she wont or cant really stop him can she? that is one of the reasons why she is there and is still there, she gives him his space, one think we all can tell from this is that he’s aguy who wants his freedom but needs someone stable to go home to

spiritual ceremony @ 12/31/2008 at 5:39 pm

better than a poke in the eye with a wet stick though

id take it and yes it’s a cop out but i’d take it nonetheless

;)

Cinderella 255 @ 12/31/2008 at 5:52 pm

Yeah right, he wasnt blasted in that picture, give me a break!
danny boy spritual my ass. no one who drinks as much as he does is spritual, what a bunch of crap.
spritual ceremy, yeh thats what all the cinderella people are hanging onto now because theres obviously no wedding or marriage and there never will be so, omg, they MUST HAVE HAD A SPRITUAL CEREMEY, stupidest crap ive ever herd.

Im done with this board for good, the speculations on here arent even intelligent, just a bunch of cinderella people grabbing at their thin littlestraws, get a fuchin grip, he aint married and he knows better than to marry an obvious tramp, wake up stupid people.

im not a cinderella just a devils advocate

i want nasty to you and i didnt expect a nasty reply but thanks, happy new year

please be nice, whats the point in swearing here, i think we get you but no need for this, this world needs people to be nicer to others

then you shouldnt be a fan of danny boy as he loves using profanity, he’s well known for it, every other word is fuch with him!

thats as maybe but i dont think copying him is my style, i sue profanity where need not to mirror image Daniel Craig

no pics of them so far, i think as there was a delay in the pics, they left yesterday, as all those pics are one day behind

Two very spritual people Lennon and Ono, very very spritual people, hippies, had a regular wedding!
But now a drunk and a tramp are going to have a spritual ceremony, it’s too funny.

I aint mirroring noone, its the way i fuchin talk, so get over it.

how much you wanna bet that this tramp compares herself to ono! LMFAO

other people @ 12/31/2008 at 6:21 pm

on the other side of the coin:

where are all those people who said thay had split? i see they disappered just as fast

lets not forget those

No we’re still here, and believe me, they will split, probably by the end of 2009. I see a bunch of crap that looks like a paid girlfriend.

blackout for a reason @ 12/31/2008 at 6:29 pm

News Blackout - thats why no pics, there are usually up by now

either they have left yesterday or are there but NO pics as per theyr agreement

it all makes sense now

to 267:
how do you know they will split because of a Pisces Horoscpe from the last thread lol

it may be the way you talk but do you have to use profanity? is that necessary or is that part of every sentence you use? is it a habit or are you trying to “cool”

odd things ive noticed @ 12/31/2008 at 6:47 pm

they do have nearly identical necklaces now and have been wearing those for awhile, maybe that was part of the ceremony

doesnt his mean “take your heart wherever you go?” and I guess he does

i see he no longer wears her “with joy, we are nearly perfect” bracelet now prob replaced with the necklace as he thinks they are now?

i agree, somethings up @ 12/31/2008 at 6:50 pm

I agree.
Definite blackout.
No pics from there today.
Maybe got married in peace or in London.
Funny how there are NO pics today of all days.
Pics of Gerard Butler in Miami today..
no pics of Daniel after the blitz of four days.
Very suspicious.

she was wearing a band on the first day there and it doesnt matter which order you wear the band in, under or above the engagement ring but if we see her wearing it off the beach say at the premiere or in a pap pic off holiday then they must be married

maybe she is wearing it to keep the ring on in the sea but we’ll soon find out

they're married, i have no dou @ 12/31/2008 at 7:27 pm

you see THIS just shows you how slow the paps are at picking up anything

NO mention anywhere in ANY article of her wearing a band

but its plain to see

http://i551.photobucket.com/albums/ii474/satslover2008/weddingband.jpg

these two are already flipping married, she’s just decided to put the ring on now, they probably got married after qos but decided to leave it off as wearing it at the bond premieres would have distracted everythng and she might not wear it at Defiance either, she might wear it off the red carpet as a choice so the questions wont be about it on the carpet…smart

they're married, i have no dou @ 12/31/2008 at 7:29 pm

this is the first holiday and they are being public about it, being on one of the most high profile islands there is, height of the christmas season and she wears it KNOWING that the press are watching only no press have HIT on it yet

this is instead of an announcement people, she is flashing it for all to get the clear message which as I said, NO press outlets have noticed

so flipping obvious and yes she probably wanted it this way, see how she holds her hands in the pics

they're married, i have no dou @ 12/31/2008 at 7:32 pm

as for wedding certificate, coulst tell you it depends where they got married
doing a search is exhaustive as you need to know the county (in the UK) or the state (in the US), i think they got married in the UK and there are many many counties to search in and parishes

janice durbin @ 12/31/2008 at 7:43 pm

I have seen some pics of them from one agency from the “kiss” day and they are in the water and there is no way on this earth that she is a paid girlfriend, they look so in love and happy!
Only a person who is cynical would say otherwise and no I am not a cinderella, these pics speak for themselves!

SnugglesandSnogs @ 12/31/2008 at 7:45 pm

maybe she is wearing it to keep the ring on in the sea but we’ll soon find out
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There have been pics where the ring was turned around - i.e., the diamond was on the underside - the pics when they were in NYC earlier this year IIRC. So if that can happen then the ring is probably loose and could come off in the surf and on the beach - hence the band on top. I think another problem is that she has lost weight in her fingers and now the ring is too large.
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she was wearing a band on the first day there and it doesnt matter which order you wear the band in, under or above the engagement ring
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True, but traditionally, it is below the engagement ring IIRC.

working on NYE sucks @ 12/31/2008 at 8:18 pm

dammit Daniel do something interesting so they take more pictures and we can gossip, i’m bored with these… selfish *******…. lol

*sub note*- i’m being sarcastic

press blackout, that was the deal ;)

They are married! @ 12/31/2008 at 9:34 pm

YES THEY ARE MARRIED!!!!!!!

Yes, the more I think about this , I too get the feeling that they are married.
Clowns. What is the big deal with all this secrecy? If they are sooo in love, be proud to claim each other as your spouse and move on.

Oh to Hell with them!

how do you know?

If they are getting/did get married today, TMZ had no clue….or were highly paid off to not talk about it.

Beyonce's song @ 12/31/2008 at 9:57 pm

He liked it so he put a ring on it

are they? @ 12/31/2008 at 9:57 pm

i think they are, someone pls tell

are they? @ 12/31/2008 at 9:57 pm

i think they are, someone pls tell

PLs tel, pls, dont keep us guessing, are they really?

SnugglesandSnogs @ 12/31/2008 at 10:01 pm

Yes, the more I think about this , I too get the feeling that they are married.
Clowns. What is the big deal with all this secrecy? If they are sooo in love, be proud to claim each other as your spouse and move on.

Oh to Hell with them!
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Well, didn’t he state in an interview that he is not the royal family so why would he announce events in his private life, i.e., engagement (marriage)? But you’re right - announce it already, why the big secret? - you’re in love with each other - let the rest of the world know it as fact and in writing!

daniel googles himself @ 12/31/2008 at 10:04 pm

Doing a web search for Craig is entering a minefield of attacks on his casting as Bond. He admits to some surfing himself.

“Don’t you know,” I asked, “that those flame wars are maintained by fan boys crouching in their basements with way too much time on their hands?”

“You said it,” he said. “I’m no enemy of the Internet, but that way for me madness lies. It started for me on Casino Royale very early on. It suddenly exploded because the stuff spread everywhere. I made the mistake of going online and looking. I’ve had bad reviews in newspapers, but these were very strange personal attacks. I can’t enter into the argument. All you’re gonna do is get into the same language if you’re not careful, and the same language is gonna be, ‘I hate you!’ ‘No, I hate you.’ There are better things to do.”

daniel googles himself @ 12/31/2008 at 10:04 pm

Doing a web search for Craig is entering a minefield of attacks on his casting as Bond. He admits to some surfing himself.

“Don’t you know,” I asked, “that those flame wars are maintained by fan boys crouching in their basements with way too much time on their hands?”

“You said it,” he said. “I’m no enemy of the Internet, but that way for me madness lies. It started for me on Casino Royale very early on. It suddenly exploded because the stuff spread everywhere. I made the mistake of going online and looking. I’ve had bad reviews in newspapers, but these were very strange personal attacks. I can’t enter into the argument. All you’re gonna do is get into the same language if you’re not careful, and the same language is gonna be, ‘I hate you!’ ‘No, I hate you.’ There are better things to do.”

SnugglesandSnogs @ 12/31/2008 at 10:04 pm

Just read Lainey - and she has nothing yet… So, the wait begins…

i guess #280 you have nothing better to do than spread rumours without facts again.

He did announce it!!! @ 12/31/2008 at 10:08 pm

He did annouce it, you all are just not listening……

1. He said he was with the love of his life
2. She has been glowing for months
3. He always wants her by his side
4 He called her “family”

Just pay atttention, he does say it just not directly.

the sun/293 @ 12/31/2008 at 10:13 pm

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/

scroll down you will see the sun picked up the pic of the drunken daniel!!

and to 293 -

yes very good observations but where is the actual proof, you are going on suppostions and photo assumption - she was glowing on the CR tour too

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2084814.ece

go to slideshow and the first pic os of daniel and satuki glaring in the back

a great set up of a pic..lol

Look at the one of him grinding her on the dance floor.
He is having a blast!!!!!!!!!!!

SnugglesandSnogs @ 12/31/2008 at 10:24 pm

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2084814.ece

go to slideshow and the first pic os of daniel and satuki glaring in the back

a great set up of a pic..lol

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The second pic looks like they’re in a conga line with Sats holding her left breast…

Why do you need more proof than Daniel speaking directly from his heart and he is showing her off in photos - it’s his way of telling you without him having to say anything.

Actions speak louder than words - look at his actions!!!!!!!!!!!
You surely don’t need words to see how in love his is and how happy he is with Satsuki.

he looks like hes doing her from behind

i dont see anyone else sweating that much, why is he sweating,, looks like the girl in the back is jealous lol

yes i gather all of that but has he MARRIED the girl or not? you can be happy and in love and not be married, one doesnt preclude the other does it?

doing the conga?

more like the conger EEL daring…lol

doing the conga?

more like the conger EEL daring…lol

wow eeeeee @ 12/31/2008 at 10:44 pm

If Daniel was behind me like that I’d smile a bit more

SnugglesandSnogs @ 12/31/2008 at 11:03 pm

he looks like hes doing her from behind
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Well, JJ did say
“The night before, Daniel and Satsuki were spotted making out at Nikki Beach Restaurant during the private beach party of Larry Gagosian, the world’s foremost art dealer.”

:D

he looks like hes having fun, lol. i am gonna take a guess and say there was no music playing he was just marching to the beat of his own drum. how much you wanna bet he saw those pics and was like……christ i won’t ever live this down. sats doesn’t look like shes enjoying the evening as much as he is.

SnugglesandSnogs @ 12/31/2008 at 11:17 pm

sats doesn’t look like shes enjoying the evening as much as he is.
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That’s because she was probably more sober…

I say hes allowed to have a few nights that are only remembered by the photos taken. she probably isnt much of a drinker, too skinny can’t hold her booze.

Sats likes beer…..she was driking alot on the beach and picnc and she likes wine.

In that photo of drunken dance behind sats, there were a couple of observors looking slightly disgusted . They are thinking ” this is 007 ?!!!”.

sweaty pics at larry's party @ 12/31/2008 at 11:48 pm

i found it interesting the 2nd slideshow- picture of the Sun paper.
A very telling photo about her……
I again see her SOURPUSS face in both photos…DEF not ahving a good time with her supposed “boyfriend/lover ” behind her, either dancing or doing whatever, she covered her breast up, as if to say, DON’T TOUCH ME.
AND he was so totally into being himself- even though he was sloshed. Daniel looked like he just wanted her love and affection and she just closed herself off.
SHE JUST CAN’T HAVE A GOOD TIME, CAN SHE??

IF she is so in love, and they are at a great party, why SHOULDN”T Daniel be able to hold her from behind?

I think he pulled a dress a little when he grabbed her and she was just fixing it. Or she knew she was being photographed and placed her hand where the rings can be seen but someone’s head got in the way. He is clearly having a great time and looks horny…..I am sure she got lucky when they got home or he got lucky how ever you want to see it.

how do you know she likes wine?

so these two just drink do they? drink and have money great patreship

Maybe I was there!!!!!!

then heave for small mercies @ 01/01/2009 at 12:21 am

so there are snogging pics of them from the party? great. thank god we dont see those

if you were the then you talk about the pic “clearly….

did you not see it first hand or are you another person who pretends to something they dont

so tells us , what else did he do then? can you say? lol

If it works for them why not?
How many times have you heard Daniel and Satsuki have been on vacation…..atleast 4 times in 2007.
They have the money and the energy so why not if it works for them. They are not hurthing anyone.

you take pics? sell them? if you there..any stories, are they married, what did he do, were they all over each other

I think it is “HE (meaning Daniel) has the money”, instead of THEY have the money.
It is his money THEY are spending on St. barts.

what ahs satsuki done ot deserve it? tell me?
its HIS money not hers
what does she do anyway? f**k all thats what, spends his money
she’s just a person who went into the business to land herself an actor and she did by hook or by crook
his career is sliding, his films are crap and he looks like hes aged 10 years since he met her
sorry, he may bust his balls but she doesn NOTHING but stand there and stroke his ego and she gets THAT life?
bullshit thats what it is, the whole lot of it
personall I think she is nothing by a money/power *****

to # 321- if Corona has the pi @ 01/01/2009 at 12:35 am

If Corona WAS (?) there and has any photos, he/she is probably on the phone looking for the highest bidder!

He was all over her. He is totally into her but she didn’t smile much. I didn\t get pictures they look like a very close couple.

He looks like good fun to be with.

well he was drunk of course he was

corona is full of it....!! @ 01/01/2009 at 12:42 am

corona you are so FULL of IT!!!
Bull sh**!!!

OF course you didn’t get any pictures…BEC you were not there.

The man was PISS drunk SLoshed!! you can see the suna nd tmz photos to see that- AND probably horny…
THAT is part of her job- so he does not have to look for sex/companionship-
PArt of what she does is service him…IF that is possible when he is SO SLOSHED!

Re Satsuki @ 01/01/2009 at 12:43 am

Does not matter if he makes the money, he has chosen to share it with her. You manot and will never know the reasons as to why she may deserve it…..Daniel thinks she is very deserving of it and he shares his life, money, secrets, passions, and bed with her….it’s called love and love has nothing to do with money.

miserable cow thats what she is, he deserves someone else, she may be smiles on the beach but she looks like a damn bore

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2084988.ece?slideshowPopup=true&articleId=2084988

lol
yeah looks really into here right? give me a break, she bores him and will eventually bore him into leaving her
i heard when there are other women around she is a ***** thats why she doesnt smile in clubs but on the beach, no other COMPETITION

FRIGID SATGOLDDIGGER's job... @ 01/01/2009 at 12:46 am

FRIGID Satgolddigger’s job::
Girlfriend/Sex- service girl.
Travel Agent
Personal Assistant
Errand girl
NAG!
ICE COLD FRIGID B***H-
Office organizer
Chief Cook and Bottle washer (Corona bottle washer)…
MINDER
CHIEF NAG!!

Re Satsuki @ 01/01/2009 at 12:47 am

Daniel is happy with her as to why you think she is not good enough is your business but she makes him happy so you all can go on thiking this is a setup etc…..but it’s not….it’s a like any other realtionship that has ups and downs.

you honestly thinks he has allowed her access to ALL of his money. give me a break.
she probably gets PAID a salary and thats it.
then she goes on trips that he can write off a BUISNESS anyway, their lives are crock of crap based on money that he earns for CRAP

millions of starving kids and he earn’s THAT money???

fu**ng criminal the whole lot of them

she doesnt share she LIVES on his money, no sharing otherwise she would PAY the bills, PAY the rent, PAY some of the expense, IVE NO doubt HE BUYS all the damn food too

she doesnt share, she TAKES

satmoneysucker @ 01/01/2009 at 12:50 am

SHE LIVES OFF HIM LIKE A LIMPET ON A BOAT HULL

Re Satsuki @ 01/01/2009 at 12:50 am

The phots is just a moment in time it does not capture their day to day interaction…..the beach photos do however.

One photo at a party says nothing other than they were at a party.

ill tell you what @ 01/01/2009 at 12:53 am

The trouble with Dan is that he doesn’t have a bloody backbone to boot her as he too afraid to be alone, thats the problem. Right now he takes anyone who steers him to the film set, does things for him, basically RUNS HIS LIFE as he can’t or won’t do it himself.

Heike dumped his **** and he was like a dog without a tail.

The man is just to co-dependent to be without anyone.
Simple.

Also Forgot about FRIGID's job @ 01/01/2009 at 12:53 am

- Forgopt the most important part of what she does for him-
SHE ENABLES him to get sloshed and dangerously drunk…
THe way he is in the SUN pictures is not casual social drinking.
If it is not alcoholism, then it is damn close to it.

Apparently he likes his drink and he can’t stop at just a few .
Just like those LAYS potato chips he was eating on the beach- he could not eat just one.

FRIGID Satgolddigger will get him WHATEVER he wants…no matter what it will cost Daniel, and I am not talking about costing Daniel money.

THese Out of control behaviors may cost him his health!!

Sat -ENabler @ 01/01/2009 at 12:55 am

Enabling someone only harms them-
Hey SatGolddiger Enabler….DANIEL WILL NOT LOVE YOU for it! deep down he will resent it…

If that is the case and Satsuki does it for him and he needs what you stated more than love (or maybe he gets that from her as well) it sounds like he has a good match for him. That answers the question what has she done to deserve it….looks like she does alot for him.

ill tell you what @ 01/01/2009 at 12:57 am

His health? Look at the man’s face, his eye’s.

Really, a path of self destruction is what he’s on and god knows how long now, look at him objectively.

He’s a little kid with WAY too much money now. Thank god he didnt earn this when he was younger…

The problem here is that he’s surrounded by people who really can’t see the real man/boy.

Miss my point.
RUNS his life because no-one will make the bloody man do it himself. He needs SOUL CONTROL not a bloody NANNY!

#335 the beach pics @ 01/01/2009 at 1:00 am

OMG- !!
PLEASE WAKE UP!!!
the beach photos DO NOT capture their day to day interaction.!
JUST READ ANY OTHER news site !
THE BEACH PICS were posed for!!
Everyone is laughing at them AND the beach photos!!
the beach photos were taken as a re-enactment of the CR and QofS scenes and ALL of the other news sites that show the beach photos say the same.
It is not just me, or other posters on this board.
Even on TMZ and celebrity shows are saying that the beach pics were the same scenes from CR and QofS.

ill tell you what @ 01/01/2009 at 1:01 am

And don’t tell me I dont know what I’m talking about and why I’m on this board either.

Why do you think that the people around him can’t see the real man? These are his cloest friends and family around him…..I am sure if he was on a path of self destruction they would make him aware or do something before it gets worse.

If he did not trust the people around him he would change them. If the thought they were not good for him I am certain he would change them.

Oh such a pat answer isn’t it? What makes you think he KNOWS HIMSELF?

You’ll never understand my point.

The center of tornado’s are the calmest of places.

THANK YOU FINALLY 336 and 339 @ 01/01/2009 at 1:05 am

ill tell you what…THANK YOU FOR FINALLY TELLING IT LIKE IT IS>
AND, Dan will put up with her UNTIL he WAKES UP!!

IF you truly love someone and truly are their soulmate, you get them some help…most likely a good doctor and perhaps REHAB!

NOT stand by and give others dirty looks while your “boyfriend/partner” drinks himself into a stupor!

And I would not be surprised that he is a very unhappy man, and I believe that he will find a MUCH BETTER WOMAN, not his Enabler, to spend his life with.

BUT as you said 336, DAN has to start taking responsibility here for what he does.

Satgolddigger found easy mark @ 01/01/2009 at 1:09 am

She found an easy mark in Dan.
Someone she could USE …and she is!

She has been looking for years for an actor or rock star- and she wouldn’t fit in with the rock star/model types- but actors, as a personal assistant, she moved right in!

Figuratively and literally.

And now that she has found him, She is soaking him at Fendi, Gucci and all of the jewelry stores in London.

Soak, SOAK SOAK!!

BUT I think that very soon, Dan will wake up and SMELL THE COFFEE brewing!

ill tell you what @ 01/01/2009 at 1:11 am

I give up.

I simply do.

#335 their dailyinteraction.. @ 01/01/2009 at 1:11 am

to #335-
Their Daily Interaction is that THEY EITHER argue and/or DAN ignores her- as is seen in the first 2 days photos of their St barts vaca. (the potato chip photos and their argument and the picnic photos, where he Totally Ignores her).

Soul control @ 01/01/2009 at 1:15 am

If Soul Control is what Daniel needs then he should seek out people and so things and projects that will satisfy that part of him. If Sats has going through a spiritual cermony with him she must be knowlegeable in this area and can help him.

#334- So INCORRECT!!! @ 01/01/2009 at 1:18 am

the people around him YES HIM!!!
AND they are allowed to stay with him in his inner circle bec they YES HIM!!!!

#334- In show business, sometimes in order to keep a job or stay friends with a star, you have to give them what they want always and YESSSSSSSSSSS them to death!

AND you do not know what his mother and sister andfather have REALLY said to him in private.

I DON’T KNOW THAT either!

BUT I AM SURE they are not happy when they see pics of him at clubs getting so BLITZED that he can’t even see or stand up!

I can’t imagine his mum being happy about that! - or those pics!! THat is not a happy OR healthy Daniel- and I am sure she wants her son both happy and healthy.

Re Satsuki @ 01/01/2009 at 1:19 am

Maybe what you interpret as dirty looks is just Satuski keeping an eye on Daniel becasue she is aware of his state of mind. How do you know she has not gotten him help? i don’t think it would be advertised if she did get him help. You could all be reading this wrong.

#350 - sorry, but Sat is not @ 01/01/2009 at 1:22 am

350- Sat is not spirtual.
Sat does not know the meaning of the word, i am sorry to say.
SHE will take whatever she can get, and IF she has a spiritual ceremony, it is only bec that is ALL she can get out of Dan.

As I said before, she mayvbe WANTS a wedding, but if he is not into a wedding again, after being in a shotgun wedding with Fiona, and then a 7 year realtionship with Heike, then MAYBE he does not want to get married again.

MaYBE she doesn’t either, but I doubt that! the closer she can get to his money, the better she will like it.

ill tell you what @ 01/01/2009 at 1:23 am

Spiritual ceremony, don’t make me laugh please.

The mans deeper than even he thinks.

I giving up. Totally. It’s all a load of bollocks.

Re Satsuki @ 01/01/2009 at 1:24 am

If Daniel is aware they are all YES people then he knows they are not real freinds and just want to be around him becasue he is a star and can do things for them……if he sees this and does nothing then no one can help him…..he has to do something himself.

ill tell you what @ 01/01/2009 at 1:26 am

I don’t mean to be rude but I’m sorry, it annoys me to the hilt.

#355 -EXACTLY!!! He needs to @ 01/01/2009 at 1:28 am

355- EXACTLY!!! :)
he needs to wake up and start cleaning HOUSE!!

What comes to mind it this 80s rap singer who sang “.You can’t touch me”. I forgot his name.
ANYWAY he is totally broke and in debt today bec at the height of his career, he gave out all his money to the people and SO called friends around him.
They took his money and gifts and he never saw them again.
LEECHES…BLOODSUCKERS- is what they were.

That guy was left with ZERO dollarts- and now I think he became a minister or a preacher or something.

BUT THIS HAPPENS all the time in H-wood and show business.

Sat has been called a “Leech” and a “hanger on”- not by me but by others in the business.

#355 -EXACTLY!!! He needs to @ 01/01/2009 at 1:38 am

Look, people, I am sure even daniel’s friends and family are impressed with Dan being with a STAR or hanging out with a STAR-

DOES anybody really think they would risk Daniel, hot movie star, being MAD at them or kicking them out of his inner circle bec they disagreed with him or told him NO to a request??

NO WAY- it is way better for these firends/close inner circle to get a trip for the holidays and HANG OUT with DAniel craig, than to risk him getting MAD at them and shun them for telling Dan NO.

OK let me put it another way…LEECHES and BLOODSUCKERS have to be butt-kissers in order to get into the star’s good graces.

I HOPE that is not true with Daniel, but with many in Hollywood, it is.

MC HAMMER @ 01/01/2009 at 1:42 am

CAN’T TOUCH THIS

#355 -EXACTLY!!! He needs to @ 01/01/2009 at 1:43 am

MOST personal assistants are butt-kissers and YES men/women.

How do I know??
Bec i tried to be one for many years, did not work out for me, then I went to law school and now I am an attorney in the industry and there is NO way on this good green earth I am kissin anyone’s behind~!

But in many fields, especaiily in Entertainment, IF an assistant does NOT say yes, then the Star will just get another assistant!

It is that quick and that fast!!!

And I also know that going along with being a YES person is a LOSS of self-respect!! and a LOSS of others having respect for you! It is
VERY HARD if not impossible to have respect for a YES man/woman.

ill tell you what @ 01/01/2009 at 1:49 am

He HATES the paps, and this trip is clearly one of him topping off the booze factor, When that is in him, no problem! Snap away but his erratic change of heart about the paps is down to one thing on this holiday.

It’s right there in front of your eyes.

ill tell you what..please fini @ 01/01/2009 at 1:54 am

please finish.
I am listening to what you are saying…
what or WHO are you referring to when you say his change in paps is down to one thing-
IS this a WHO…?
could you elaborate a bit more please??

defiance cock up @ 01/01/2009 at 1:55 am

The club pics are the LAST thing he needed to appear before Defiance.

Yes, a piss artist thrying to sell this story is NOT what the studios want.

Read it again and see the meaning.

Enough is enough,

#363 yuppers, @ 01/01/2009 at 1:59 am

#363- I have said the same-
you are right on the money!

This whole pap show/club pics is NOT what the Defiance team needed or wanted to get their film seen and promoted, and MOST ESPECIALLLY at the start of Oscar season!!
The Buzz will NOT be about Defiance, it will be about other things…and the paps will be asking ALL about his St. barts vaca and I am sure DANIEL may be embarrassed now ….

#364 "see the meaning" @ 01/01/2009 at 2:04 am

OK- ill tell you what-
HERE is the meaning I see…
SATGOLDDIGGER wants to become a celebrity herself-
AND SHE IS USING DANIEL to do it- in all of the paps pics and poses!!
that is why he had such a 180 degree turn around and sudden drastic change of heart about the paps..
And that is why people are so confused by it all…
it is just not like him to be so accomdating…
That is my meaning of what you are trying to say~!

ill tell you what @ 01/01/2009 at 2:04 am

Probably NOT THE ONLY one’s embarrassed. The whole holiday was slapdash from beginning to end. Relaxation is one thing but LACK of thought, LACK of planning and LACK of wherewithall when it came to his surroundings, beggers belief!
So this was down to what?

WHEN DANIEL SOBERS UP @ 01/01/2009 at 2:11 am

I think that when Daniel FIANLLY sobers up - probalby by Monday- right before the Defiance premiere, he is going to be SO MAD and HURT and ANGRY not only at himself, and embarrassed, but he is going to be mad at the “PEOPLE” around him for not stopping it all sooner or for going thru it in the first place.
A drunken 5-day BENDER does not put Daniel in a postiion to make logical, smart decisions!!!!!

HEy, way to go Sat for keeping watch.
YOU WATCHED DANIEL VERY WELL!!

WHEN DANIEL SOBERS UP @ 01/01/2009 at 2:11 am

I think that when Daniel FIANLLY sobers up - probalby by Monday- right before the Defiance premiere, he is going to be SO MAD and HURT and ANGRY not only at himself, and embarrassed, but he is going to be mad at the “PEOPLE” around him for not stopping it all sooner or for going thru it in the first place.
A drunken 5-day BENDER does not put Daniel in a postiion to make logical, smart decisions!!!!!

HEy, way to go Sat for keeping watch.
YOU WATCHED DANIEL VERY WELL!!

Your insight and thoughts are very interesting and realistic in their approach. The “love” state is neither here nor there.

I commend you for getting the grasp.

Happy New Year whereever you are.

change of heart on the paps is becasue she wanted it

Do you smoke cigars?

If so, you should be given a big fat one.

#366- THANK YOU AND HAPPY 2009 @ 01/01/2009 at 2:18 am

hey #366- THANK YOU! and HAPPY HAPPY 2009-
I am in New York City and it is bitter cold- !
Are you in the UK?
I LOVE THE UK!!
LOVE IT!
I used lived there for 1 year.

Back to the topic at hand, like you, there is SO SO Much fmore here than meets the eye or pics of them frolicking on the beach.

HOW COULD DAN do this to the Definace team???
THis - as you say in the UK- “muck up” is SO SO NOT the DAniel I thought.

But as I said above, his 5- day drinking binge was NO HELP in thoughtfuol planning and knowing where he was and WHAT THE CONSEQUENCES MAY BE… (film premiere next week, image, etc).

WAY TO go SatGolddigger…She thinks she is the A-list star now….LOL!
And I think when he sobers up and he sees ALL of the pics, he is NOT going to be a happy DANIEL!

Then it is possible she notified them of all their movements?
Can you imagine if she really did to that ??????!!!!!
OMG!!!!!!1

ill tell you what @ 01/01/2009 at 2:21 am

A right ROYAL **** UP is the description that has been bandied around in certain quarters.

So much for Sats knowing the business and being so intelligent.

was she Screentesting on beach @ 01/01/2009 at 2:26 am

371-372- totally agree…
DANIEL was constantly looking at the paps the whole time and smiling/laughing. So was she but she wanted it.
HE was accomodating her??
I mean WHEN has he been so accomodating to the paps??
As the above poster said, He HATES them, but has to deal with it.
This looked like he was posing for them.
I KNOW SHE WAS, in a different bathing suit a couple of times a day, running and laughing in the water and on the beach.
WAS SHE SCREENTESTING or something??
AND NOW IT WILL COST HIM I think.

And not only will DAN pay the price, BUT so will DEFIANCE, in a variety of ways.

I think Daniel;s image of Cool British Reserve has Cracked a bit after this week.
I am hoping HE can glue it back together, BUT she certainly has not helped him in ANY way.

papa # 374- RIGHT ON @ 01/01/2009 at 2:31 am

papa- I said the same on this JJ- maybe the last thread or this one- not sure…BUT I TOTALLY BELIEVE in my heart that SHE arranged it with the paps…Or she had her PR agent arrange it with the paps, bec she DOES have one you know.
AND the entire HELLO magazine contest for the MOST ELELGANT LADY is SO RIGGED by her and her PR team.
She has contacts over at Hello mag.
And apparently she won one of the months of the contest and she is just waiting for Feb where she will be crowned Most Elegant lady or something like that.
Contest was So rigged…you could NOT vote for anyone else, just Satgolddigger..
People on JJ tried to go over to hello mag and vote for others in the contest, like Queen Raina of Jordan, but the vote would not go thru.
It would not click for anyone but SAT-golddigger!!
can you imagine-

Re Satsuki @ 01/01/2009 at 2:33 am

If that is the truth why are you all blaming Satsuki if Daniel when alont with it? He could have said no! So he is just as much to blame. Why would he want to change his persona to accomdate something that just sound so silly?

Why does Satsuki need a PR person?

I FEEL ERY SORRY FOR ED ZWICk @ 01/01/2009 at 2:36 am

i feel very sorry for Ed Zwick and the entire cast and crew of Defiance.
They worked so hard.
It is an imprtant film with an important message-
BUT I think come Tuesday, it will be overshadowed by this St. Barts show.

Good PR people can make sure that does not happen…..they can tell the press no quesions not related to the film or the reporter will not get interviews. I am sure the film will stand on it’s own without any problems from this holiday. I don’t think there is anything to worry about

to PAPA.. #380 @ 01/01/2009 at 2:40 am

bec it is obvious that with the Hello mag contest she is rigging, and the pics on St. Barts, She wants to be the star now and Go HOLLYWOOD!!
she thinks she is A-list by leeching onto Daniel, but the only way she has earned it is on her back!
sorry, but that is the truth.

watch closely, THis is all going to backfire all over the place….

Screen test @ 01/01/2009 at 2:42 am

Maybe this was her screen test to be the next Bond Girl?

#382- Image is EVERYTHING NOW @ 01/01/2009 at 2:46 am

382- Sure the PR people can say “No questions about St barts” but EVERY reporter is going to ask it anyway- that is just their job…TO GET THE JUICE FROM THE HORSES MOUTH- so to speak.
And this is a Very JUICY STORY about tthe UK’s beloved Daniel.
He is at the top of the heap now and IMAGE IS EVERYTHING!!
He is now A-list- his IMAGE MUST BE CAREFULLY SHAPED and Preserved.
he is No longer bottom of the pile.
AND film roles are EXTREMELY COMPETITIVE! beyond belief.
Especially good ones.
and DAnIEL has said himself he is looking for a great role and a great script.
Well after this St. barts mess of a fiasco, I think he may be having to do some HEAVY DUTY DAMAGE CONTROL…

maybe someone will talk to Dan @ 01/01/2009 at 2:49 am

does anyone think that someone- one of the powers that be- Maybe even Barbara- takes Dan aside and has a talk with him…
Or maybe that has happened already??
SOMEONE outside of his circle and someone who he will listen to and respect..

268, 269 and 270 @ 01/01/2009 at 2:54 am

You guys all stupid, talk about reaching for thin straws.
Why don’t you ask other people who use profanity regularly like danny boy why it’s part of our personality, since he uses it more than I do he can answer your question better than me.
what the fuch, where are the intelligent people!

he is notoriously known as a sweaty guy, its not the first pic where hes the only one dripping is sweat and no one else is. Alcohol can affect you differently one day then it does the next that doesn’t make him rehab bound for a few pictures where is just sh*t-faced. It happens to everyone, hes not an alcoholic, he doesn’t need rehab. All the stuff about his relationship is pure speculation no one but a selected group of people really know whats going on with his relationship with her how they act behind closed doors could be completely different then how he acts in public. I saw the entire series of pictures from the potato chip day on the beach and where here it looked like they were arguing on other websites you get the more complete picture and it doesn’t look so much like arguing more like they were just playing around probably calling each other names or whatever….i’m speculating for conversational purposes go to Lainey’s gossip she has more of that day then Jared does. I don’t know what it is about this guy but he seems to generate a lot of public freaking abuse. so he was kissing his GF or whatever the hell she is to him in front of his 16 year old daughter…. who cares, shes 16 years old, she was probably thinking ….. man hes such a dork sometimes, look back at what you though of your father at 16…… that’s right you make him drop you off 3 blocks from the school just like the rest of the 16 year olds across the world. all we really should be concerned about is when is he going to start making another movie, how many names we should get on the petition to bring back the tight trunks for the next bond movie, or better yet completely naked, i think Barbara broccoli would go for it….. and why does he keep getting snubbed at award time, i think we might have to kill off Clint Eastwood so someone else can win a gold statue once and a while. that was a joke

#388- umm NO lainey does not @ 01/01/2009 at 3:02 am

388- NO…. LAINEY does NOT have more than JJ does on the st. abrts stuff. JJ has much much more than any other site!!.

No, It is NOT just a few pictures where he is…as YOU say…”sh**faced”-

YOU do not know if he needs rehab or not. Just by looking at the club pictures alone…HE NEEDS A DOCTOR AND SOME DETOX and perhaps YES some rehab.

Don’t be so naiive!!!

#388- we aren't all like you.. @ 01/01/2009 at 3:15 am

#388- DON’T stupidly assume think classify as everyone being the like you-

NO, I thank GOD I am NOT like you.

I don’t get “sh**faced” as you do.

And my father did not drop me off 3 blocks away from school- that was YOUR experience not mine.

YEah, we should all be worried about gettting a petition to bring back the tight trucks…NOT -
What an ignorant thing to say.
You couldn’t see a fly if it was sitting right on your nose.

wow clueless….. i did not pretend to know him, and yet that’s a very hypocritical thing for you to say, as you sit there saying he needs rehab. You live in a sad sad world if you base such things one a picture in a tabloid, and yes lainey did have more pics of the potato chip day

don’t get so defensive, I was all hypothetical of course not everyone’s dad dropped them off 3 blocks from school….. for some people it was their mom….. lighten up

for some people its almost as they want him to be a drunk who hates his life and hates his G/F, it s almost like vindication for something wrong in their lives. As the great Jack Nicholson once said “we’re all on our way out, act accordingly.”

its his life he can do what he @ 01/01/2009 at 3:32 am

I’m free to be whatever I
Whatever I choose
And I’ll sing the blues if I want

I’m free to say whatever I
Whatever I like
If it’s wrong or right it’s alright

Always seems to me
You only see what people want you to see
How long’s it gonna be
Before we get on the bus
And cause no fuss
Get a grip on yourself
It don’t cost much

Free to say whatever you
Whatever you say
If it comes my way it’s alright

You’re free to be wherever you
Wherever you please
You can shoot the breeze if you want

It always seems to me
You only see what people want you to see
How long’s it gonna be
Before we get on the bus
And cause no fuss
Get a grip on yourself
It don’t cost much

I’m free to be whatever I
Whatever I choose
And I’ll sing the blues if I want

Here in my mind
You know you might find
Something that you
You thought you once knew
But now it’s all gone
And you know it’s no fun
And I know it’s no fun
Yeah I know it’s no fun

I’m free to be whatever I
Whatever I choose
And I’ll sing the blues if I want
I’m free to be whatever I
Whatever I choose
And I’ll sing the blues if I want

Whatever you do
Whatever you say
Yeah I know it’s alright
Whatever you do
Whatever you say
Yeah I know it’s alright

This is all you people had to do on nye, really? Sorry to see that. It’s 3am where I am, I had a fantastic fun time bringing in NYE, great party. Sorry to see so many people were lonely on this night. Hope everyone once in a while gets away from JJ and gets out to actually live life and meet real people and make friends in 2009.
Happy New Year everyone.

He is an ugly guy with money and she is and ugly woman with an ugly guy that has money…….they deserve each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it is useless to post rational posts here.
This site is a romping place for jealous people and for people who have been put down in real life and are now “flourishing” by posting such a crap and putting down other people. Look at other threads here, it’s the same all over this site. When pics of Brangelina appears the vilification starts, same on Kidman/Urban.
On Zimbio have been pics of Ella holding hand with Satsuki, it seems they like each other, you will not find such a pic on JJ. This site is so much frequented, because it is so tendentious or the other way round LOL!

great relief @ 01/01/2009 at 7:21 am

that here are sooo many health experts on board LOL!
They can figure out an alcohoclic by lookong at a series on pics taken on a vacation where the kingpin himself said beforehand that he’s going to eat and drink himself silly.
Hmmmm, that leads to the assumption that most of the poster are American as they are use to recognized an alcohoclic, because they have been governed by an alcoholic the last decade. LOL!

where are the pics @ 01/01/2009 at 9:30 am