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Gerard Butler Can Stand Under My Umbrella

Gerard Butler Can Stand Under My Umbrella

Gerard Butler opens up a beach umbrella as he relaxes in the warm sunshine — with his shirt on, unfortunately — on Miami Beach on Wednesday afternoon (December 31).

The 39-year-old Scottish stud was seen talking on the phone with his hands-free headset.

Gerry recently made the cut in advertising agency JWT’s list of 90 Things to Watch in 2009.

Other “things” that made the list: Amy Poehler, Judd Apatow-esque Humor, Bruno (played by Sacha Baron Cohen), Emma Stone, Dragonball, Elizabeth Banks, Lady GaGa, Russell Brand, Lance Armstrong, Michelle Obama, Prince William Wedding Watch, Obama-speak, and Tripp Johnston (Sarah Palin’s grandson).

10+ pictures inside of Miami Beach buff Gerard Butler

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68 Comments

# 1

WTF? Is he just sitting there in the sand, fully clothed, talking on the phone? Weird dude.

# 2

Please shave!

# 3

Forget Gerard, how’s the guy parked two spots to his right doin’? :)

# 4

BTW - he looks hot. Still weird though.

# 5

Love this guy!
Would love to see more skin and less scruff. OMG, he is just so adorable!

# 6

He has sexy legs. Get that shirt off, boy.

# 7

OMG, the pic with the umbrella is smokin’. He probably can’t get a tan because of Law Abiding Citizen which starts filming in a few weeks. A prisoner with a Miami tan would be a stretch. How soon will the New Year’s eve partying pics be up JJ?

# 8

Is he dating anyone?

# 9

With clothes or without, I love him.

please answer!— is he gay or not????^^

Not gay! How could a man that manly be gay. Not to mention he is too masculine in his appearance to be gay, LOL! What gay man on this earth would wear camo cargo shorts to a Miami beach??? Your question is hysterical, sorry!

His body is smokin, rockin HOT HOT HOT! Gawd I love him.

Too much drinking! He is getting fat!
I like him when he was in Tara Croft with Angelina Jolie.

Agent Starling @ 12/31/2008 at 5:30 pm

The entire celeb universe (minus Paris, thank good Gawd) is in Miami. I am sure there will be plenty of pics of Gerbear leaving club or clubs with the pretty gals just like last year. I love this man. There has been some nice Gerbear overload today, thanks Jared!!!!

Gerry's child @ 12/31/2008 at 5:30 pm

Posted on JJ today: Phantom Sequal Star?

Diana_Guminski @ 12/31/2008 at 12:24 pm he went out but came back to me in the hotel. I fly everywhere with him when I’m not in Escondido. look for us tonight in Miami when we partay on our vacay in south beach. he isn’t wearing underwear, he never does when he’s with me
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Hey…

Why did everyone come here? I was posting on the other thread. Diane is my mummy. She’s nuts, but hey! She is with my Daddy Gerry, yadda, yadda, yadda. They left me in the hotel last night, so Daddy could go off a find a ‘new’ girlfriend to bring back to the hotel for a gang bang.

My diaper needs changing because I’ve taken a dump, and now I have a strong urge for a pee-pee.

Can someone tell Gerry (Daddy) to get off that beach and find Mummy as I really need to peeeeeeeeeeee….

Fat! Are you insane #12? His body is tight and rock solid. By the way, it is pretty well known Gerard is a recovering Alcoholic and has not drank in over 10 years. Take another look. He is muscular and not skinny like most of the other stars in Hollywood. Gerard Butler is a REAL MAN with an amazing body!

Happy New Year @ 12/31/2008 at 5:33 pm

YUMMERS! He is so ZEXY!

He looks good as ever
Now I wonder what he will be doing tonight….I rely on you JJ

He is looking so amazing lately! He was looking rather rough after filming Game. I think that movie physically took its toll, but now he looks back to ‘Gerry Butler’. Just needs a little quick shave around the neck - I volunteer!!!!

Not gay, not (ever) married, not dating.
Gerard is celibate?

Gerry's child @ 12/31/2008 at 5:44 pm

Posted on JJ today: Phantom Sequal Star?

From: #45 NYOB @ 12/31/2008 at 4:38 pm
What is it about this guy that attracts the loonies? These posts are hysterical.

Response: # 47 I am special @ 12/31/2008 at 4:51 pm

Just because….he’s ’special’.

We recognise him as being one of us, ’special’. So ’special’. In the hope that the ‘one’, the ’special’ one, will come and ‘do’ us! All of ‘us’. The ’special’ us.
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‘We’, the ’special’, have now abandoned the old ’special’ one, Gerry, and have followed NYOB (#1), the ‘new’ ’special’, to this thread. We are not worthy, oh ’special’ one!

I second Yummers!

Whoever said he was fat likes very skinny men. Gerry is all muscle. AMEN!!!!

He dates, we know that or at least sleeps around. There are just too many stories of him and some evidence (see TMZ) with him making out with chicks.

Just because he is not steadily seeing a gal or married does not mean this man is celibate. I bet he gets more in a week than the average married man! Oh, yeah, thats a good bet ;)

Man w-hore…hope he’s visiting the clinic regularly.

He not really looking that fat, but if he was a woman you could say he’s retaining water. Looks bloated, especially in the legs.

jojo @ 12/31/2008 at 5:28 pm Not gay! How could a man that manly be gay. Not to mention he is too masculine in his appearance to be gay, LOL! What gay man on this earth would wear camo cargo shorts to a Miami beach??? Your question is hysterical, sorry!

His body is smokin, rockin HOT HOT HOT! Gawd I love him.
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How naive you are. What, do you think all gay men prance around like Jack on Will and Grace? Hardly. Gay men are masculine and manly, too. Your theory is no proof of anyone’s sexuality.

Funny comment. The man has nice muscular legs. I think that skinny metro men have changed our image of what real men, like Mr. Butler should look like!

I love these pics, thanks Jared!!!!

Hm #19 Is he celibate?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ho, ho, ha, ha, ha, ho, ho, ho, ho, ah, ha………NO!

Miami for New’s Year’s?

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Duh, #26, I’m saying men can have muscular legs, scraggly beards, and still be gay. Get out of the dark ages.

F-I-N-E :)

Wearing the same old too tight blue shirt. Dude needs a gay man to shop for him.

ohcomeonalready @ 12/31/2008 at 6:32 pm

Gerry get rid of the cheesy string bracelets.

Gerry,
Listen to ohcomeonalready,
cheesy string bracelets are gay.

“Dude needs a gay man to shop for him.”
He should aks Jake G.

Ask Jake G.

ohcomeonalready @ 12/31/2008 at 7:05 pm

Tommy - ask Tommy.

“he needs a good movie…. QUICK”
Who doesn’t !

Juju juicy @ 12/31/2008 at 7:32 pm

He has absolutely NO personal or sexual magnetism. It must come from the inside out, and he obviously has serious inner turmoil. He’s just plain “ICK”.

For a man how you consider ICK, he sure has a ton of female admirers in this World who would beg to differ, but difference of opinion makes this world go round.

“ICK “ICK” “ICK” that is never a word I would ever use to describe this unbelievable hunky specimin of a man!!!!! He is anything but ICK!

Did Gerry turn you down or something? You sound hurt honey maybe your the one with the turmoil. Gerry seems happy and fine!

OMG Gerard is gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!! Would love to wrap my legs around this stud.

#42 Are you gay?

Y’all are crazy. These pictures were deliberately staged for the paps. He looks stupid wearing all his clothes on a beach. He has nothing to hide. He has a great body. I think his hair is too long, and he looks older then…*cough*…39,.

Also, please spare me your analyzing him and saying he is “too manly” to be gay. You are a dumb homophobe if you think there are no “manly” gay men.This guy is pictured with some random fashion model for photo ops once in a while and his PR people invent invisible girlfriends, but he has no steady girl, and no serious long term relationship in years.

I have seen him out and he is usually with his manager and three or four guys. He is friendly and he is a pretty nice guy, but he is really crude and loud. He has a lot of rough edges and he talks WAY too much. Doesn’t know when to shut up. He tries way too hard. I think he might actually be gay. I don’t think there is a single thing wrong with being gay, either.

Yeah, most of his fans get it. Gerry can be crude, loud and a genuine nasty boy. But he’s loaded with talent and something that just draws people in. In the days gone by in Hollywood they used to call it “IT.” You can’t define IT, it’s just there.

This guy is so plain and stupid looking. Every time I see him on a talk show, he’s telling some retarded story like it’s the funniest thing ever and all his fat fangirls laugh and laugh because, of course, they’ve staked out the audience.

Note to fangirls - he’s retarded!

I hope he marries one of the fat fangirls and the others fight in a death match. That would be dope.

And all of you IMDb ******* - you’re all apeshit crazy. You ugly fat whores.

he is not cute like in the movie ..his face is chubbi and fugly.

I can’t stand how he talks. He spits when he talks. And his accent is way too thick. You can hardly understand him. James MacAvoy has an accent and he sounds sexy. Jonathan Rhys Meyers has an accent, Sean Connery has an accent, Liam Neeson has an accent, etc., etc.,etc., and you can understand them Gerard sounds like he has a speech impediment. He needs better training. He should have taken his first million and hired someone to teach him how to talk and how to behave around other people. I get that he used to be a hunk, but his brief flash is OVAH.

How sad that people can’t just look at photos and comment without ripping apart the person in the photo or eachother. People are just trying to live their life do their job and be happy without the constant fault finding. Life is short people try to make the most of it without all the nastiness.

#48 (Anon)

Please don’t bash me, just a simple question……

How do you know he spits when he talks?

Peace.

LW

blacklocket21 @ 01/01/2009 at 2:48 pm

I like him.

He’s actually talented.

Anon @ 01/01/2009 at 9:37 am

I totally agree with your comments, however his capped teeth are giving him the speech impediment.

tallleggylady @ 01/01/2009 at 3:52 pm

I am soooooo sick of you people thinking everything is gay. Come on,GET OFF THE GAY TRAIN!!!! What ever Gerry wears or goes does NOT make him gay!

lookagain @ 01/01/2009 at 4:57 pm

aha yeah Rock Hudson was a sassy feminine gay guy too….LOL
He was all about Masculine in those days…and yet …not interested in any women.
Whenever I see gerard he reminds me of george michael.
the dating models, the scruff,the jewelery and the leather jackets.
and yet…..george was not interested in women either…

so open your eyes and think about it.
what does that make gerard?
straight?

Anon #48 here. I’ve seen him on TV being interviewed on the red carpet, and I seen him on videos at places like Splash, and when he is excited he spits. when he talks. He did it on Leno, too. They probably have to use CGI to erase the spit spray when he shoots a movie. LOL! You’re right. He does appear to have a speech impediment. He is making enough money now he should be able to afford better dental work, yes?
I am not tearing him down or faultfinding. He DOES spit.

I LOVE HOW HE GOES SOCKLESS ALL THE TIME!
HE HAS CUTE FEET! I’VE NEVER SEEN THEM TILL THESE PICS

Jaysus people…so the man is at the beach..big deal…and this thing of whether he has a girlfriend or not and is sleeping around..who cares? How many people do that?…ALOT…He’s single and livin it up…More power to him..One word..Jealously…I wish I was on that beach in Miami enjoying the day….

I think it is perfectly natural to be on the beach with some clothes on…I have fair skin, and my family is prone to skin cancer. So…I sometimes go on the beach with most of me covered, including my head. It may look strange, but I can take no chances. Also, a friend of mine doesn’t like the oil or oozing sun protection you have to lather on..so he keeps his shirt and shorts on, too.

Thanks, Jared ,, for the cornucopia of Gerard.

I think he looks hot! Hot, in sexy, charismatic, and desirable. He is a great raconteur..I love his stories on Leno and the rest! He was voted head of the Glasgow University Law Society…the same parallel as Obama ..who had the same position with the Harvard Law Review. He’s very intelligent..and funny. And…he has to money to be bearded or not..or to walk barefoot or not.

Gerry has made great strides in his 11 or so years in the movie business…Pitt and Clooney started when they were 20…and they’re years older than Gerard is now. Give him time. “39″ isn’t the same as it was years ago: it’s still very young. For example, have you seen Morgan Fairchild Raquel Welsh, Jacklyn Smith lately? They’re all in their 60’s….Do you know how old Aunt Bea (Frances Bavier) was when she left the Andy Griffith Show? 51”””””””””””””””””””””!!!!!! I thought she was in her seventies!!!

Gerard Butler looks cool as well as hot..and I wouldn’t change a thing about him!

Either the umbrella photo looks like a photo shoot; or he’s about to beat the pap with it. Geez Gerr, not again.

floridagal @ 01/04/2009 at 10:48 pm

We were there when this photo took place. This was no photo shoot. He was walking down the beach with a few other people when the pap surrounded him and took photos as he walked. In the end he took the umbrella to shield himself from the 30 or so photographers who ran after him as he ran to get away from them. He was actually very nice and smiled as this all took place.

Whenever I see Mr Butler he is surrounded by male friends mainly his long term very close friend, the director. Have you seen the video of the same day of these pics? They’re there side by side….too much gay IMO.

floridagal @ 01/05/2009 at 12:28 pm

Where did you see the video of this same day?

MidnightGirl @ 01/16/2009 at 11:52 pm

God damnit! How can he be so sexy? Must change my panties…

You ladies still fighting over a gay man! Leave him be.

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He not really looking that fat, but if he was a woman you could say he’s retaining water. Looks bloated, especially in the legs.

posting here is great!

No thanks GB... @ 10/01/2009 at 3:03 am

Ew he Spitts when he talkks??? That is nasty and YES that is an impediment that can be fixed.
His accent is way too thick. That should be fixed bc it sounds icky.

The spitting though!? Ewwwwwwww

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