Reese & Jake: Farmer’s Market Fresh

God, not them again.

So Mom is with Jakey. Where’s pa? In the doghouse no doubt. I hope Reesy gives Jakeypoo’s moma enough money to pay her bills. Her hubbie wouldn’t contribute and she evidently is over her head in debt. Jakeypoo did the right thing is sucking up to ReesyRich. Really rich. Hollywood rich. Big house rich. Country estate rich. Rich rich rich. If only Jakey could marry her and then divorce her, he could be rich too. LOL.

Why don’t you ever see Reese’s family from Nashville visiting her or vice a versa? Does she ever go back “home” to visit?

These people are awful looking why take pics. For the R & J lovers I don’t get it they don’t seem to be in sync for some reason almost like good friends.

Now that I look at the photos I notice Reese isn’t smiling. In fact she looks glum. I wonder if Naomi asked her for a “loan”? You know, something like “how about sparing me a dime, buddy wuddy,,,just until I can get my affairs in order of course, you understand. Jakey would be ever so grateful and so would I.” This is purely imaginary, or course. LOL

I remember seeing pics of Reese’s Mom in L.A. a few weeks ago. Jake, Reese and the kids were in Nashvile on Christmas.

There is nothing off about these pics, they are shopping at a market, geez., sou all sound jealous and pissed because you don’t have a life.

Great seeing them, I hope they have a great New Years!!

PS: Chris, go get laid.

Another reason Reese may be glum: now she’s got her “mother in law” around. We all know how women adore their mothers in law. And poor Jakey…whom will be love more, his “partner” Reesy or his Moma? Can’t sit on the fence, Jakey. You have to choose: either Moma or the “wife.”.

“fangirls make no sense” said “Jake, Reese and the kids were in Nashvile on Christmas.” Do you have a link and pictures?

I’m not a Reese/Jake fan. I just don’t buy the PR. But even I have to admit they look cute in these pictures. Something about how unglamorous Reese looks, like she just threw on some clothes and the worse shoes she could find…not to mention a ratty coat. However, this is like a week of pix of them sans kids. I think something is going on in the Ryan camp and Reese is getting out there with her (boy)friend to show a good face.

Reese “cute”???? You must be blind. She looks GLUM as in “why in hell is Moma Gyllenhaal hanging around now. Wish she’d get LOST.”

No14 How do you know that they are not already married?.

Because they would have filed a marriage license somewhere. People at this level could never be secretly married unless it is in the fan fiction you’re currently writing.

Prolly? I hate the Reesy girl who always makes up crazy stories in her head and says they are prolly true. They are never even remotely true. She would not drag her kids and all their gifts to TN. She said herself her family comes out to CA for the holiday then after Christmas they head up to the farm mostly so they can see Ryan on the actual holiday for some of the time. If he takes them out of LA he goes snowboarding at Big Bear. If Reese takes them out of LA it is to Ojai. They make the trips back east once or twice a year if they are lucky.

How about a link them being in TN? Her mother was in Ca a few days before Christmas how stupid would it be for her to fly all the way to CA to then turn around and fly back for Christmas. You are making crap up and you know it. Unless you work for Reese and if you do that is just sad.

Well this aint no fun. Jakey and his precious Mama keep strolling and gabbing together way behind me. ****, I’m up here walking in front all by myself with those 2 all cozy and comfy, I must look ******* pathetic. I should be the one laughing and charming Jake, not his frigging mother. I tried talking to Mama and she was nice and all but now she’s ignoring me like always. What a *****. That’s the last time I invite her on a photo op. Wait a minute, why I ought to sell this as a “mother-in-law” story to People and I should send Mama her portion of the pap bill, make some money off her, why not, it’ll just make her poorer and Jakey more dependent on me. Hey all you losers at this stupid Farmers Market and everyone and Ryan and that high school guy who dumped me, I’m prettier and better than all of you and everybody here and I won a Best Actress Oscar and I’m rich don’t you forget that. Now all you people - notice me. thank me for gracing your surroundings, love me, adore me, make me richer and get the hell outta my way, losers.

Well hmm perhaps until you realise it is not a charade, then it won’t be a charade any longer.

xoxo

Jake,
you have one NASTY looking beard !

Nowhere near as idiotic as “Bright”, you really should change your ID because you definetly are not.

Take off your blinders, demented fangirl at @29. Jake and Mom are not smiling, they look rather glum. In one pick Reese and Mom are walking behind Jake talking and jake looks like he has gas.Jake looks like he has gas in all the pics.

It looks like Reese decided to walk ahead and told them tofollow to spoil the pas pics of allof them together.

I think Jake and Reese are great together. Why Not? Although now that I see these pics of his mother it is very apparent where Maggie got her “looks” from. Poor girl. She looks just like her mother.

Jake is hot hot hot!

I’m not going try not say nothing bd about Reese and jake. Jake needs to be a man and a little child.Not jealous are anything but he ought know better.Reese is not going to married him and he just a fool for staying with her.But care for her anyway. Wonder how long this media attention going to last . Until one are them say this is enough.Happy New year everyone!

“Reese Whiskerspoon”…I love it, Congrats. And her “thoughts” is pretty good too. I liked that post. Fits my take on things. Foner is a pretty good writer, I guess, but I doubt she makes much money and sure hasn’t saved any or she wouldn’t be broke, even with a deadbeat husband. I do hope Reese is gracious enough to OFFER to help financially without being asked. But she doesn’t look full of smiles here. Often when she is with Jake with nobody else around she is all smiles. I have to think her lack of smiles has something to do with the mother in law being there. This is the first time I have seen pictures of her with Jakey’s mom. Wonder if we’ll see them together more often now. Papa’s never around as far as I can tell.

“It looks like Reese decided to walk ahead and told them tofollow to spoil the pas pics of allof them together.”
You must be crazy and blind.
Few days ago Reese and Jake were all smiles for the paparazzi they called to Ojai.

reese looks like she just thrown on something today. she usually looks so POLISHED for the camera! Wow! She’s human after all. That’s nice to see!

He’s perfect for Reese….she wants companionship and probably nothing else from him and he’s happy to oblige.

Well, I know where Naomi spent Reveillon, ate a good dish and drunk Champagne.
But what happened with his father?

Reese is ugly and I hate her clothes. She is very tacky.

They just SPY on people, folks.
That’s why the GOGGLES!!

Who is where? Jakey has, I think, a house leased in the Hollywood Hills on Woodrow Wilson Dr. Moma might be living there. Jakey’s parents’ house has been up for rent or sale for a year without any takers, as far as I know. Just sitting there. There is also a family house on Martha’s Vineyard in Papa’s name and I suspect he might be living there. But who knows? Anybody with better infor, speak up.

“Accept Reese and Jake’s true love or it will continue to be demonstrated weekly until you submit to my will…………you are getting sleepy……you are envisioning Jake and Reese getting married…you are naming their babies…..you are wishing you could be this happy with a man so supportive and loving……zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”

LOL

But, I’d like to add that Reese is definitely not too old to have more kids. Are you kidding?:) She will be 33 in March. She can still have at least 2 babies.

Truth is that there is a reason why you are posting your bs all alone on New Years Eve. Sad that you are so blinded by your hatred and your creepy obsession that you won´t even see that what is wrong here is you.

Reese is wearing Jake’s coat in these pics.

When the people are mediocre in geting noticed they are childish.
Reese Witherspoon used the dress and the same kind of clothes that Kirsten Dunst used…Now she use the same kind of clothes of Jake Gyllenhaal…so a insecure women!

Jake,
stay in the closet but please find another beard.

ovary the rainbow

Ivana is a very educated person and Iam sure that the person whose need some sex is you! Ok!

This artificial insemination is a risk for health of people! If you haven’t health to have a child it is better don’t have any kind of child!

In Hollywood the people would be infect by syphilis or AIDS…In this shantytown the children don’t have chance of better education or a to live in a society with better level.
It is a world without hope and future!! Their money have tthe funtion of cover the Nest of Rats! Only this!

WTH is up with Jake’s hair? Why is always photographed with some frickin’ knit cap? Is the dude’s hair still long and greasy? I hope to God the he cuts it and soon. I don’t see how Reese can stand it. I’d make him it cut it real short. I also like that he is no more facial hair.

Jake cut the hair PLEASE!!!

Woo Jake finally shaved!

Reese doesn’t go to niteclubs or bars, or so it seems. She stays home at night and twiddles her thumbs or knits or something. Jakey likewise, except he likes to cook, hence the fit between them. I do think however that this juxtaposition of the two women in his life is a lot of fun as a base for comments. Especially with one of them super rich and the other one flat broke. Hollyweird stars OUGHT to marry people outside the business who won’t compete with them and who can devote themselves to the star and his or her needs. But many don’t. Perhaps non Hollyweird types are not interesting enough, or they want to discuss acting or whatever. Daniel Radcliffe has said all actresses are “mad” and so when he decided to date whom did he choose…you guessed it…..an actress, although not a very stellar one.

Reese is over the hill by HW terms, and until 4 Christmas’ it’d been years since she had a hit. She’s also jealous of Ryan and Abbie, so voila, hookup with a closeted gay man for a tabloid showmance.

Jake is gay, Reese is a beard, and they’re both fame-whores.

By the way, is that Austin Nichols in that picture with Reese? With a cap to match Jake’s?

this people are blind. Did Brad Pitt and Angelina make twins in natural way? Jennifer and his husband ? Dennis Quaid, Pelé, every world have made babies by artificial way.

Jake Gyllenhaal won´t have babies if he (or his woman) doesn´t want kids. He can adopt too.

Hugh Jackman has two kids with his wife and, cause her age, I believe she couldn´t.

There are people more nobles in their feelings than you can imagine.

Some people are ridiculous. Enough with the beard crap. Maybe Jake and Reese are really happy together. By the way, am I the only one who thinks those might be Jake’s boots from Brokeback Mountain? That’s awesome!!! Anyone agree?

Maybe Jake wants children and a family of his own….with a male partner.

please no 60 if she pops out 1 every 2 years she can have 4 more. YOu know you can actually have them OVER 40… it’s no unheard of these days. But true they are dull/boring and who cares. They seem like they have been together for ages and do nothing other than walk around town and Dr’s offices. She looks glum because being photographed.

Francesca

Please don’t speak about this super dirty and promiscuous person Angelina Jolie! nShe is another Rat of Hollywood.

Angelina Jolie, Jake Gyllenhaal,m Robert Downey Jr. etc. They practice nepotism…They are only parasities!!!! They are working in films because their parents help them. They aren’t a select product!

IQs. I saw on the net that Jakey’s IQ is 116; Dunst’s is 126 and Radcliffe’s is 119. These are not extremely high. Dunst’s is quite high, but you have to reach 140 before you can be a “genius.” I have no idea where these figures came from but they seem plausible. In short, some movie stars are brighter than average, but few are geniuses. Emma Watson probably is in the 130s. I think she is the brightest of the Potter kids.

Witherspoon got into Stanford so her IQ would be quite high, but again she dropped out to go into acting. I also would think that the higher the IQ the less wild and troubled the star. That is to say, the stars who are often drunk or disorderly, etc., probably have lower IQs than those who are well behaved. This is general in life. Most bright people stay out of trouble.

Se I give up on third year University of Law, because i didn’t want my parents pay my school.. they are in retirement, soon after i give up i find job, now i am work and save some money, but i will back and finish rest of subjects.

X Thank you.. I like you too.
Because of you i have you good impression of Brazil..

Ivana ~

Happy New Year Keeper of the Peace!

Ivana, more power to you, girl. Save and get your law degree. It is the best move you can make. Lawyers are always employed, or almost always. I congratulate you.

Now, I do have a good idea of why these three are out where they can be seen. I am quite sure that Jakey wants to show public support for his mother in the divorce with the father and one way to do this, without saying anything, is to be seen with her. He is never seen with his father. Always with his mother. There is a message there.

Francesca,

Jake always appeared with his mother more than his father.

Even when he dated Kirsten, the trio were spotted having lunch, doing shopping …

Don´t forget that Naomi is a jewish mother (LOL).

And now back to Jake and Reese, they are dating for two years. This is pretty much long for Hollywood standards… That mean something :))))

In Croatia too Se, you need fat connections and influence, they putt really high standards. But you can complete those standards if you want …

It is the advantage to take part of Mafia. You haven’t to think to receive lot of money. <But the blame of this social situation has our society that give lot of importance for all these insects!

Ivana,

In Brazil there was a lot of course of Law. So, there were lawyers without job or with job different from this area.
Nowadays, the Government is restricting courses and it´s hard to get formal authorization to be a lawyer.
I am public lawyer so I defend rights of my State. I became through official examination.
I would say I work more in fiscal, constitucional, civil and administrative area.
I agree with when you say there´s passion in criminal law but it´s good to see in t.v., movies. Actually, the most of accused are guilty and there are crimes terrible to defend. I haven´got stomach to work with this thing. I´ve never thought working in criminal area cause my profile. However, everybody has right to be defended.

francesca 57 i work in the same neighborhood as jakes dad lives and we talk at the supermarket sometimes (im a checker). jakes mom still lives in the house on mulholand drive. jakes dad lives a few miles away in his own apartmene. mom is keeping the place in marthas vineyard. they’re broke because she spent so much money on credit cards. she also didnt come home with him when his mom died.