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Jennifer Aniston Rocks Cabo Bikini Body

Jennifer Aniston Rocks Cabo Bikini Body

Jennifer Aniston and Friends BFF Courteney Cox enjoy the New Year together, spending a day on the beach in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico on Friday (January 2).

The pair was accompanied by Courtney’s husband David Arquette and their 4-year-old daughter Coco. They also were joined by pals Sheryl Crow (and son Wyatt, 1 1/2) and Laura Dern (and musician husband Ben Harper).

The group had rented a private villa together in the Mexican resort, which had staff deliver food to their beach gathering (including smartwater, which Aniston is a spokesperson for). Jen’s boyfriend John Mayer rented a house nearby and he reportedly left earlier in the day before this beach get-together.

And good news for Jen again! Her latest film, Marley & Me, was #1 at the box office again, pulling in another $24 million.

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They all left Cabo yesterday.

It must be nice to sit back and relax on the beach and not have to deal with six screaming/demanding kids and also not have to wonder if your baby’s daddy will leave your for another woman the same way he left his wife for you.

Dream On. Brad will never leave Angie.

moveon @ 01/04/2009 at 10:57 pm
It must be nice to sit back and relax on the beach and not have to deal with six screaming/demanding kids and also not have to wonder if your baby’s daddy will leave your for another woman the same way he left his wife for you.
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Well, that’s another way of saying if you have nothing, you have nothing to lose. ;)

Jill @ 01/04/2009 at 10:31 pm He did the same thing at Christmas. He knew she would be spending Christmas alone and he stayed on the opposite coast having Christmas with his brothers. If he was so into her, why didn’t he invite her to spend the holidays with his family?

“He’s Just Not That Into You” — the story of her life.
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ITA. If their “relationship” was that serious, then they would’ve spent Christmas together. The fact that they didn’t just goes to show this relationship won’t make it in the long-run. Call me naive, but I really thought Mayer and Aniston had alot in common and were good for each other - both insufferable, self-absorbed and fame-hungry. The fact that they didn’t spend Christmas together and stayed at separate residences for New Year’s speaks volumes.

Wasn’t David Fincher there with them in Cabo last year this time?

What Aniston’s stupid fans constantly go wrong is thinking that since Brad didn’t want Aniston, he won’t want Angie either. Aniston and Angelina are two completely different people. Aniston has nothing to hold a man with. A hot body isn’t enough to keep a man interested over the long term unless a woman has some depth and substance to go with it. She needs class, brains, intelligence, and a wide range of interests. Aniston has none of that. She’s solely fixated on her hair and her body. Angelina has all of it. She is extremely intelligent, well read, and has a wide range of interests outside of Hollywood to keep her occupied. She can talk intelligently on just about any subject. All Aniston can say is “duh”.

She’s turning 40 in a five or six weeks. There are a bajillion young actresses out there more talented, better looking, and, most of all, younger than she is. She can’t get by on her hair and her body much longer. Once that’s gone, she’ll have nothing.

Aniston is the kind who gets laid, played and dumped. Watch for Mayer to kick her to the curb again. It’s staringly obvious that he’s tired of her already

just saying @ 01/04/2009 at 11:33 pm

Jill, have you ever set down and had a one on one conversation with Aniston?? How in the hell do you know how intelligent she is or what her interest are?

Does Angie have a college degree?

just saying @ 01/04/2009 at 11:33 pm
Jill, have you ever set down and had a one on one conversation with Aniston?? How in the hell do you know how intelligent she is or what her interest are?

Just saying, Thank You! Some of these people act like they personally know her. It’s really sad.

Worth repeating on every thread:

SATURDAY, JANUARY 3, 2009

JENNIFER ANISTON: LIAR, STALKER, FRAUD, HYPOCRITE

Part One

Are you sick of Jennifer Aniston? Because I’m more than sick of her. When is her 15 minutes of fame going to be up? Reading magazines, watching television and surfing the internet has become unbearable. Everywhere you turn lately, there’s Aniston - nearly núde and desperately needy. Jennifer Aniston is a lot of things - “unbeautiful,” a liar, a stalker, a hypocrite, a fraud, an exhibitionist, manipulative, needy, neurotic, passive aggressive, ambitious and fame hungry.

There are also a lot of things Jennifer Aniston is not - beautiful, a multi-talented and versatile actress, subtle, a deep thinker, articulate, entertaining, interesting, self-assured (which she readily admits)and ______________ (add your own adjectives and/or expletives here).

A few years ago when Rosie O’Donnell had a magazine an editor suggested making Aniston the cover girl of an upcoming issue. In a lawsuit over her abrupt exit from the magazine a former editor testified that O’Donnell vetoed the idea with a curt, “That is an example of someone I don’t want to do. The girl has nothing to say.” The problem, as I see it, is that the media doesn’t care that Aniston frequently babbles incoherently or talks in trite platitudes straight out of a generic fix-your-life-fast self-help book. As long as they can make a buck off having Aniston on their show or putting her on their magazine cover they could care less if she comes across as a blithering idiot. I say, “Enough is enough! No more Jennifer Aniston!”

Aniston’s friends and some co-stars say she’s a kind and caring person. Be that as it may, Jennifer Aniston grates on my last nerve. Why? Because the media lets her get away with her faults (enumerated above) while highlighting her strengths (hair, body, tan). Aniston, like her former husband, Brad Pitt (that’s another story entirely), seems to have an outer coating of Teflon - because nothing ever sticks to this woman when it should.

Aniston gets away with behavior that other celebrities have slapped on the cover of tabloids everywhere or that ends up as a front-page New York Times story that’s a saga in and of itself. The reporter doesn’t do his homework; the story’s not very well researched and cites tabloid editors who are known liars as creditable sources. The story is later proven false by the Times’ own public editor and ends with the reporter being “laid off”. In other words - celebrities manipulate the media all the time - just like the media manipulates them and most importantly, the public. Yet no media outlet ever points out that Jennifer Aniston manipulates the media (and the public) as much, if not more, than any celebrity in Hollywood. So, Good Samaritan that I am - I’ll do it for them.

Part Two:

t’s fair to say that I don’t like Jennifer Aniston. I freely admit it and state it proudly upfront. She sets my teeth on edge and makes me want to slowly pull every overly-coiffed, flat-ironed, dyed blonde hair out of her head while screaming, “Never. Make. Another. Movie. Again! YOU. SUCK! Never. Wear. Another. Bikini! It’s. Old. And. Played. Out! And. While. You’re. At. It. Give. Los. Cabos. Mexico. A. Rest! There. Are. Other. Resort. Towns. In. The. World! Do. Not. Do. Interviews. When. You. Are. Jacked. Up. On. Coke! Never. Again. Talk. About. Angelina. Or. Brad. And. Especially. Not. Their. Children!! SO. WHAT. IF. BRAD. PITT. LEFT. YOU? Get. Over. It! It’s. Been. Four. Fcuking. Years!! Let. It. Go. Woman. And. Get. Some. Goddamned. Pride!”

Am I alone in my reaction to Aniston? Am I over-reacting? Well, judge for yourself. Over the next several blog entries I’ll do what the print media refuses to do - take a long hard look at Aniston’s behavior over the years and the fraud that she, with the help of her trusted publicist, Stephen Huvane, has perpetrated on the American public for the last 12 or so years. American’s Sweetheart? As. Freaking. If. Aniston’s behavior says to me that she needs to take her estimated $110 million fortune, buy a trusty white steed and ride off into the sunset to her 10,000 square foot Beverly Hills mansion, replete with BFF slash personal yoga instructor, butler, housekeeper and cook - alone. This woman needs to find herself before inflicting said self on any other human beings - the general public, movie-goers and myself in particular.

The comments included here are based on years of observing and reading about Aniston (and Pitt and Jolie). For the purposes of this blog I have gone back and re-read old articles, Googled like a mad woman, blogged like crazy, picked the brains of friends, and searched through Lexis/Nexis databases. Because I’m not a professional journalist I don’t always feel the need to provide links to sources to verify the information stated herein. When I remember I’ll state the source. Otherwise, if you want documentation and links…I used Google, Lexis/Nexis, etc. Knock yourself out and do the same.

As you’ll see in the coming days, if lying were an Olympic sport Aniston would have more gold medals than Michael Phelps (14), Carl Lewis (9) and Mark Spitz (9) combined. If fraud were an art form Aniston would be Leonardo Da Vinci. If hypocrisy was manifested as musical talent then Aniston would be Beverly Sills. If famewhoring was a high performance sports car Aniston would be a Lamborghini Murcielago. If stalking and obsessing over Angelina Jolie were a sport she’d be the star player for the New York Yankees, the Dallas Cowboys AND the Los Angeles Lakers. And most damningly, if whining was illegal she’d be sitting on death row waiting for me to gleefully pull the switch while quoting the late comedian Robin Harris, “Gotta go! Gotta go!”

just saying @ 01/04/2009 at 11:55 pm

jill.. AGAIN.. have YOU ever set down and had a conversation with Aniston? Or do you always let other peoples opinion influence what you think about another person?

karma for brad @ 01/05/2009 at 12:08 am

Wow the insane ranting of a nobody’s blogspot blog!!
Do you really think that’s impressing anyone?
lololololololol
You Loons are sooooo embarrassing.

Oh and hey Jill, what happened to your prediction that BenButt “had legs” and was gong to leave M&M in the dust after Christmas?
bwahahahhaahahhah
KARMA
KARMA
KARMA

The response to name actresses with succesful movies on the name alone was already answered. I’d however like to throw in that Tmb Raider was a WIDELY successful video game before it was made into a movie. Much like Marley and Me and DW Prada was a successful book

karma for brad @ 01/05/2009 at 12:24 am

“”"”"Jill @ 12/25/2008 at 10:03 pm The dog movie will do well this weekend and tank once the holidays are over. After this weekend CCOBB will blow it away because it will develop legs due to the Oscar buzz and the multiple GG nominations. Ditto Doubt. Valkyrie may do okay for a week or two and after that, bye-bye.”"”"”

LMAO!!!!!
Poor Jill.

get real @ 01/04/2009 at 7:53 pm yeah right…Poor Brad indeed. Have you looked at his “happy” face lately. He looks like he is totally miserable. He might love them babies, but the “baby momma” NO WAY. Yeah Karma is a bit@h.

I totally agree with that statement. I also feel Brad used his parents for the red carpet,b/c cause of her blunder but not by accident when she fell in love.on m&ms . Jolie is the phoniest bit**. I don’t even have a clue about Brad anymore.. like you said hes there for his children. Most definitely not for Angie.
Why would these people think Jen not over brad, she filed for the divorce. I’m not and never will be worried about Jen…

she is an ugly cow

queenkimba @ 01/05/2009 at 5:33 am

-Jen looks great for a woman over 40yoa, she takes good care of herself-

Buhahaha are you kidding me? she smokes her ass off, and is almost fried from all the sunbathing she does every day. she will be old and wrinkled soon, and she definitely can’t be healthy. But you so called fans don’t care about that. I’m sure if aniston looked like hell you wouldn’t even be fans, because it’s not her personality you like her for.

jen enjoy herself and her friends..she not afraid to hang around with her friends without her partner..because she do not need a man to be happy..whats wrong with single woman enjoy themself with their friends..clooney done it.. he is at Cabo hanging around with CIndy and her hubby..
Jen already said she is happy with Brad achievement..and wish luck with his movie..eventhough Brad keeps digging her with his interview..that he fall in love with angie when they still married..and how his life more worth after met angie..I mean..come on..who is the bigger person here?
BTW to all jen hater..why you are so pathetic to keep look up aniston site if you hate her soo much?..its show how silly you are..
Jen always say after her divorce..she want more holiday..and that keep her healthy and young..compare her picture with the Brangelina face..
Btw Marley and Me is great movie..it great for couple who plan to have family..to prepare and bond..me and my hubby cry and laugh together..Jen heartbreaking scene..when she miscarriage and said goodbye ..bring tears to both of us..and the rest of the people in cinema..Owen and Jen..has a very easy chemistry..
I think Bradangelina was a better actor because of the great movie script and director and they act. better now.but we felt more relate with Jen..because she seem like one of our friend (the succesful one).
Jen can be a great actress when she found the great role like The Good Girl or Friend with money..where she can be very serious and dark..which Angie seem better on action or crazy rule but not comedy..
A great succesful movie happen as result of mix element..like the right actor/director/script etc..and great promo..(CCBB promo heavily and better slide than MM..I think cause they cost more than $150 milto made so they need to promote really big) MM promo more cost effective..they use dog product company to sponsor and Jen work her ass off to promo it)
So she deserve to enjoy her succes..

WOW THEY ALL HAVE SMASHING BODIES!!

I CAN’T BELIEVE COURTNEY COX IS A MUM, SHE LOOKS FANTASTIC!!

O'Really? @ 01/05/2009 at 7:48 am

WHY IS IT THAT ANGIE HAS NO GIRLFRIENDS? (well at least none that she wasn’t physically involved with anyway)? The only female I’ve ever seen her photographed with aside from her Mom, own daughters is the nannies. People that work for her. Where are Angie’s friends?

Seriously, why isn’t Jen ever with any family? Doesn’t she have brothers or sisters, cousins, her dad–anyone? What’s the story with her dad? Where’s Aunts and Uncles?

Seriously, why is she never with family? Was she abused or something?

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