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Patricia Arquette & Thomas Jane: Divorce!

Patricia Arquette & Thomas Jane: Divorce!

Medium actress Patricia Arquette filed for divorce from her husband of two years, Punisher star Thomas Jane, court papers show.

The papers, which were filed in L.A. County Superior Court and obtained by TMZ, cite “irreconcilable differences.” But of course!

Patricia, 40, and Thomas, 39, have a 5-year-old daughter Harlow Olivia Calliope.

This was Thomas’s first marriage and Patricia’s second. She was married to Nicolas Cage from 1995-2001.

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52 Comments

# 1

And they said it wouldn’t last….oh wait: IT DIDN’T!!! Looks like they were right as per usual.

# 2

wow…didnt see it coming

# 3

it seems like the year of 2009 starts with a lot of celebrity break ups

# 4

wow
everyone is just breaking up huh.

# 5
care factor? @ 01/05/2009 at 5:38 pm

everyone KNOWS it was that DRESS that split them up.

# 6

okay, i’m not busting on patricia arquette in particular b/c i’ve always had a strange fondness for her (anyone see that movie where she plays a deaf girl? warms my heart)

however, WHY do people in hollywood even bother getting married anymore? just seems like a bunch of extra paperwork at the end of the day really.

however part 2, WHHHHYYYY do they bother having children???? they must know that their chances of having a successful marriage are slim to none so why torture a bunch of innocent souls to boot? egotism i guess. i hate hollywood. it’s like watching and endless car accident.

# 7

When will we return to authentic bodies without ugly melon-sized fake boobs? The old time actresses had beautiful bodies while these younger ones are ridiculously disgusting.

# 9

Them CANS are NASTEEEEYY!

amelie Farmer @ 01/05/2009 at 6:04 pm

What’s up with all the divorces!?

Why are they divorcing really? Did she try to smother him with her breasts?

Jaye…..LOL

Good GOOGLEY GOO GUS! THEM’S SOME BIG’NS!

her boobs are all over the place… btw i began 2009 with a break up too, but i’m vry glad about it :)

Why do these people ever bother getting married? But, oh my, he looks exactly like James Purefoy in that picture. Yum.

Goodness gracious, what tits she has.

Ooo nice tits.

what’s up with everyone this year? everyone is splitting up

ughhh!

Did she have watermelons implanted?

so they snagged “Harlow” before Joel and Nicole

I won’t even comment on the actual subject. I can’t get past her decolletage!!! Is she for real?

What other options are there to tick other than ‘irreconcilable differences’?

groundcontrol @ 01/05/2009 at 8:55 pm

Oh, Jared, that picture does not do him any justice at all. He is gorgeous. Simply gorgeous.

Please drop everything you are doing and replace that photo immediately with a picture of him that shows his true beauty and preferably without her in it so we can properly drool. He is single now after all.

Frankly I do like her despite her kookiness.

Irreconcilable differences is a joke . Why can’t you just say i don’t want to be with you anymore.

that’s…actually surprising. I would have pictured these two quirks living together forever.

these people will wed then after a couple of weeks they will split up as easy as 1-2-3 life is just a game, why so serious? :)

OH GOD OH NO IM SHOCKED!!!! WHAT AM I GONA DO

What is with her boobs in that pic, lol, they are massive!!

[☆I n F a m o u s☆] @ 01/05/2009 at 10:00 pm

jay-z and beyonce are still together.

Twifanatic Amanda @ 01/05/2009 at 10:19 pm

my parents absolutly love that show she’s in, Medium

whyyyyy?
=/ i love these 2

Now those — those are BAZOOMS!

Doesn’t anyone even try to keep their marriage together anymore? It’s ridiculous. My husband and I got married at 20. In retrospect it was probably a bit too young. We have had some MAJORLY tough times but divorce was just not an option for us. We will be celebrating our 10 year anniversary this June. I think all these people getting divorced so quickly are just pathetic. It’s like marriage is just something you try on and if it doesn’t fit, oh well.

I am surprised… Very sad.. Let’s hope that the discussion about this divorce does not last for 4 years… That being said.. I used to think she was so pretty. I hate this pic.. Her breast just look painful. I can’t look at her.. He is really hot to me.. I really like him.. Hope they can stay o friendly for the sake of their child..

omg look at her huge flabby boobs.
if you cover her head and just look at the rest, she looks like an obese person. DISGUSTING.

Shouldn’t she have seen that coming.

What a ridiculous dress. Does anyone in Hollywood have dignity anymore?

Of all the fashion disasters in all the world…

Maybe this was right after she gave birth and still had the giganto boobs. She looks rediculous!!!!

Then again, if you’ve ever watch her show, Medium, there’s always a bedroom scene where she’s laying on her back and it looks like she’s wearing a bra under her pajamas, because her hugh boobs are sticking straight up. BLECHHHHH!! Quite ugly!

Oh, PS - she has beautiful hair. ;-)

He’s probably divorcing her for wearing that atrocious dress.

IS she not David Arquette sister?

that says much of courtney and David

joneblaze @ 01/06/2009 at 7:41 am

I still remember that dress…WOW not sure why but i saw this coming

what is with the world and divorce these days…can’t people stay together and work things out???

That is the ugliest rack I have ever seen.

i love these 2, too… sad…

hahahaha her breasts look afwul!! what was she thinking when she was looking in the mirror? I’m hot? ow my goodness …. and ofcourse he was going to dump her.. i mean she is old and stuff.. so he wants a new booby ahahahaha

hottest couple ever @ 01/06/2009 at 2:12 pm

He should have told her not to wear that dress.

hottest couple ever @ 01/06/2009 at 2:12 pm

He should have told her not to wear that dress.

She’s the one who filed, so she’s dumping him. Maybe the economic downturn has taken a toll on a fragile relationship. They say divorces are up in general because of the financial meltdown.

Boob ahoy….OMG…does anyone in Hollywood have any class?

sinead Whoriskey @ 05/03/2009 at 9:47 pm

My name is Sinead Whoriskey and I love that ladies burger baps so much I want to get them and rub them on my kevo on his birthday. I want to give a shout out to my dog Lilo who got pregnant twice in the garden but we gave her the morning after pill so shes sweet now just like that ladies milk bags. Anyway I must go wash my hairy Helena bye!

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