OlderJohn Mayer Pens Christmas Poem For Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Aniston covers the latest issue of Us Weekly, which reportedly details her exact weight plan, workout secrets and easy diet.
According to Star, John Mayer wrote a Christmas poem for Jen, and as a surprise New Year’s gift, he recorded it as a song. “He changed it a little bit to make it more lyrical,” an insider tells the mag. “But it’s all John Mayer style, so it sounds good.”
John surprised Jen with the tune during their trip to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Jen reportedly broke down in tears of joy.
The lyrics are supposedly: “Lucky in love, lucky in love/ Didn’t forget me when I asked you to leave me/ Didn’t forget me/ Now you’re alongside me/ You’ve brought luck to love/ I’ve been hit by a truck in love.”
WHAT DO YOU THINK of the Mayer’s lyrics? Romantic? Cheesy?
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That’s so romantic!!!!!!
lol
ROTFLH @ the poem.
Both romantic and cheesy. Kudos to them glad they are happy.
doesnt make sense
OMG!!!! He’s SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO romantic and sweet if this rumor is true! :) Jen is so lucky, she found a very hot boyfriend and plus he writes amazing songs! Good for them! I’m truly happy for Jen! :)
I bet that the poem sounds much better. All that matters is that both of them are happy!
that’s not his song,
totally not his style.
it looks like it’s written by a five year old.
Huahahahaha……..
Re: THE SONG …….. BULLSHIT RECYCLED NEWS
she again is taking cues from her future husband : the first is the yoga, and the second is running and the third is direction. The ACT ends quite soon.
She’s really in great shape for her age!!!
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LOL
haha.
yea. this is def. bs b/c those lyrics are NOT john mayer’s style.
not in a million years.
This is part of their contract, of course. It’s not even written by him…
FYI : they are not a couple, she has marriage plans : I mean, look at these two, they are not even in the same room (remove the spaces) : tiny url. com / 8w59ec
she looks a little effed up in that picture..
tora : you are clever ! …………you are right……………they just string people along with garbage stories until………………reality
john very cute …wowowo john very luck with jennifer very hot
Oh geez, that is corny as hell.
How old are these people? Is Jen going through a mid-life crisis?
~yawn~
Break out the anti-nausea medication.
‘HIT BY THE TRUCK OF LOVE … ???? OMG’ ROLFFING FOR SURE!
John is fugly as hell, but I must say, he is a talented musician and apparantely romantic.
I LIKE JOHN MAYER BUT HATE JEN. I HAVE ALL HIS ALBUMS AND THAT IS NOT SOMETHING HE WOULD WRITE. WAYYYYYY TOO CHEESY!
His name was Mayer, the Queen of drama,
With Mike J Fox’s hair and too much dialogue to spare
His cloned Dave Matthews, and Eric Clapton,
And while he tried to be a star, Vince always tended bar
Across an empty floor, he just had to do an encore
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?
At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
Kissing and Kissing with lots of wet mucous
At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
It’s all made of plastic nobody can fool us
At the Cabo….they fell in love
His name was Perez, pink haired little chubby
He was tweaking in his chair, when he saw Mayer dancin’ there
And when he finished, he called him over
But Perez went a bit too far, Vince sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gun shot
But just who shot who?
At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
Kissing and Kissing with lots of wet mucous
At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
It’s all made of plastic nobody can fool us
At the Cabo….they fell in love
His name is Mayer, the Queen of Drama,
But that was 30 years ago, when he used to have a show,
Now it’s a disco, Le Disco Douchebag
Still in the 80’s hair, that Mike Foxy used to wear,
He sits there so refined, and drinks himself half-blind
He lost his youth and lost his Perez
But his Vincey doesn’t mind!
At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
Kissing and Kissing with lots of wet mucous
At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
It’s all made of plastic nobody can fool us
At the Cabo….they fell in love
COPAC-BANANA
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His name was Mayer, the Queen of drama,
With Mike J Fox’s hair and too much dialogue to spare
His cloned Dave Matthews, and Eric Clapton,
And while he tried to be a star, Vince always tended bar
Across an empty floor, he just had to do an encore
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?
.
At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
Kissing and Kissing with lots of wet mucous
At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
It’s all made of plastic nobody can fool us
At the Cabo….they fell in love
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His name was Perez, pink haired little chubby
He was tweaking in his chair, when he saw Mayer dancin’ there
And when he finished, he called him over
But Perez went a bit too far, Vince sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gun shot
But just who shot who?
.
At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
Kissing and Kissing with lots of wet mucous
At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
It’s all made of plastic nobody can fool us
At the Cabo….they fell in love
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His name is Mayer, the Queen of Drama,
But that was 30 years ago, when he used to have a show,
Now it’s a disco, Le Disco Douchebag
Still in the 80’s hair, that Mike Foxy used to wear,
He sits there so refined, and drinks himself half-blind
He lost his youth and lost his Perez
But his Vincey doesn’t mind!
.
At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
Kissing and Kissing with lots of wet mucous
At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
It’s all made of plastic nobody can fool us
At the Cabo….they fell in love
RACHEL SINGS !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN11j2tEpk4
Anonymous#10, can you elaborate on the cues she’s taking from her future husband? The yoga, running and direction.
He works for her - she stays thin because of the happy habit. She will always be a tv girl who is desperate to be more. And he likes to pee on chicks. How sad for the both of them. The song is not only cheesy - it’s stinky cheesy. Enough said.
#27: no
#27 : wait and see: infuriating?……..but that is business, and that is what is controlling the strings.
maybe the song is for the woman he was with on the red carpet? THE REPORTER !!! :(remove spaces) tiny url. com/ 9hppmu
That’s what you wished for. The only reason maniston movie cliks is because of the dog Marley. And they made sure it shows on x-mas day for kids to see and no other childrens movies competition. If you have seen the movie (my friend did) it’s not even funny. Yeah, she’s the one who ones to get involved in Brad’s life up to now. Of course, the man has to entertain her because of pity. Jolie does the same thing, she still communicates and have a good relationships with her exes but not in a frequent basis. Not like maniston, she has to be involved in all Brads activities. That’s the only way, people won’t forget her. Attention, please!!!!!
Anonymous, no offense, but that’s sort of an easy out for you. You come on these boards and give all of these details and when someone asks you to elaborate, you can’t. I thought you weren’t under any contract. What harm could possibly happen to you if you explained your comment about Jennifer taking cues from her husband-to-be. You’ve also been asked when the break up would take place. What’s the harm in at least saying what month it’s going to take place in?
Heh. Lainey just totally called Jen out as a cokehead. So there you go, mininvan moms, the real secret to staying thin.
That is so cool! Guess John Mayer thinks Jen is a sweetheart TOOOOO!!!!! Wonder who calls Jen the most John or Brad hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Love It! You go Jen!
What a lovely Boyfriend…she looks happier than ever
Love you Jen!!!
cheesy..John probably has us weekly on speed dial.
She looks in the mirror at her face, realizes she HAS too stay thin
Then she chains smokes and not eat.
Hyper-plain
I love her way of life, no wonder she is so jolly …Bet lot of losers here just envy the fact she is remarkable
The next poem should be
Chronicles of a Chinnifer
From the Brad Breakup to a John Fakeup
The next poem should be
Chronicles of a Chinnifer
From the Brad Breakup to a John Fakeup
Yawn, this woman is a ugly, bore, who has to stay skinny
#33: I really can’t say any more……..I’m sorry.
yes, anonymous = dave
That seems like complete bullshit, I agree with #8
what a romantic story. love them , love them. i wish them the best of 2009. jen good you still kicking ass in the boxoffice.
i know john is a romantic kind of guy. love is strong.
i am sure this is his first time he exprience love. ” i have been hit by truck love” that is nice and lovely.
i have a feeling they are going to marry this year. i hope so.love them.
i have a feeling they are going to marry this year. i hope so.love them.
You guys are too funny! Hyper-plain indeed!
You’re beautiful, Jen!
I love you!
Damage control. Jen and John live their entire life by Pr stunts. Since Brad came out with that interview it’s time to swing into action so Jen don’t look like a mental retarded fool acting like her husband had and affair and he didn’t.
John is a tool that CAA is using. He allows this because he wants to be a famous star. Jen is a laughing stock and John is douche bag. CAA is trying to fix Doucifer’s image.
all i got 2 say is lol
i wouldnt be surprised if this were real tho lol
team aniston =]
Corny and tacky. Well suited for Chinner Maniston
I don’t call my self a Mayer fan any more but I use to buy his music and his stuff has never sounded that sorry and stupid.
I will admit this new Mayer who is a pr toy for Jen and her team is different. He is not a good person any more his is all about money and stardom. I think Jen people are promising him all of that.
Mayer is a sad person now. Mayer totally sold out.
HATE HER.****
I agree that John and Jen have most of the tabloids on speed dial. They work real fast to get this piece out today. They are trying to over shadow Brad clearing the lie that she and her pr team are floating around. Jen played the triangle, acting like a injured victim When Brad did not cheat on her and she knew it.
Enter John Mayer to deflect. To take the bad light off of her. Well that’s what money buys. A clown to try and make you look good.
Why can’t she stand up and be a real women and take responsibility for her actions.
Jen is derange.
Mayer is all in the middle of this triangle just like a gay dude. Real men would never got involved in that mess.
I believe a TV show is his pay off.
A poem!?!?! How romantic! :) John Mayer is the coolest.
bet @ 01/07/2009 at 4:10 pm i have a feeling they are going to marry this year. i hope so.love them
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hey bet
i feel the same way , i hope jen gets everything she deserves and more like you…john is such a romantic i just love them together..
take care………………………….your friend ellie
Funny what promising some on a TV show will get you…………….
I think CAA wrote that.
Can she work on her brain because she is clearly mentally ill.
Who the heck care about her weight when she has been acting like her ex cheated on her and he really didn’t. Man I believed her.
Girlfriend has been in the middle of some serious psychosis.
I hope he didn’t write that crap,” hit by a truck in love”
Bravo #24 lol
right now john doesn’t have a muse this woman leaves every man cold they feel sorry for her then can’t wait to get away
Jess @ 01/07/2009 at 5:35 pm Who the heck care about her weight when she has been acting like her ex cheated on her and he really didn’t. Man I believed her.
Girlfriend has been in the middle of some serious psychosis.
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I don’t believe one word brad said , and who cares that he cheated, Angie’s telling the truth this time.. And Brad has to fix there image again..
Jen doesn’t need to put up with Angie’s digs she had every right to say something…Angelina only confirmed what Jen always new.. and now I done with this crap…
Publicity Who re at it again.
Douchifer are the biggest pulblicity ho’s in HW.
i don;t feel sorry for Jen she seems fine to me.. And she definetlly not the 1 with the mental illnesssses…
she-who-shall-not-be-named @ 01/07/2009 at 10:57 am oh please! It seems Saintalina is handling her image well like i heard, she’s making Brad kiss her ass by sending him out on all magazine interviews they could get to defend her against Aniston otherwise someone is going to sleep on the couch. With these Hollywood stars and their image one never know what is the truth- it is always ABOUT DAMAGE CONTROL. and O.K Brad enough with how your life is perfect, you are never tired with 1000 kids in the hse, and that yr kids are more special than any kids on earth.
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I tottally agree the best statement..
So really, I have to know this — what does this woman keep doing that has her on the cover of every magazine whether we like it or not — seriously — think about it, before you rush into “we love her” replies. Why does ONE person attract so much tabloid attention? She is clearly wanting it because if she didn’t she could definitely stop it. So, is it that she craves, needs, thirsts, for all this attention and when she doesn’t get this attention she creates something new to get attention? And really, is that what her and John have in common at the core, this unquenching thirst to constantly be in the limelight, not caring whether it is unfavorable?
Jen fans psychosis has helped fuel the lie to. Jen don’t get the blame by her self. I don think Jen should have told her Pr folks no when they wanted her to lie and fake about her ex. Brad showed valor more than most men would have gave her.
Look John didn’t show any standing on the streets shouting he dumped her (3 times) still lmao about that. Jen has mudd on her face.
She does not look good in the US cover picture. I am tired of seeing her on covers, TV, etc. too….
This sounds like a half-azz copy attempt at Jason Mraz’s song “Lucky”
The one Jason sings with Colbie Caillat.
Don’t this douche bag write any thing on his own. Always trying to copy ****. Since Clay Cook left his sorry azz he is been coping every since.
Jen is such a remarkable woman full of love & happiness & thats why everyone love Jen…
I’m sooooo glad to know this, any more BS tid-bits out there?
Why don’t she talk about what she really know. Jen should get on the cover of a magazine with these topics:
How to alert paps.
How to not work and lay on the beach/faking like your a hard worker.
How to make a movie with no talent.
How to install your Pr’s number on speed dialing.
How to cry and whine about your ex.
How to buy a man to front with you.
How to f**ck up a musician’s career.
How to beg a man back when dumps you on camera.
The best one of all, best places to pull Pr stunts.
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It sounds like something written by a demented eight year old.
LOL you guys want to believe Mayer is really in love with this washed-up has-been. He loves her money. Period.
Pink @ 01/07/2009 at 7:03 pm Why don’t she talk about what she really know. Jen should get on the cover of a magazine with these topics:
How to alert paps.
How to not work and lay on the beach/faking like your a hard worker.
How to make a movie with no talent.
How to install your Pr’s number on speed dialing.
How to cry and whine about your ex.
How to buy a man to front with you.
How to f**ck up a musician’s career.
How to beg a man back when dumps you on camera.
The best one of all, best places to pull Pr stunts
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out of all of that, thats actually compliments,,, since Angie’s into
besti ality makes me want to puke
Pink @ 01/07/2009 at 7:03 pm Why don’t she talk about what she really know. Jen should get on the cover of a magazine with these topics:
How to alert paps.
How to not work and lay on the beach/faking like your a hard worker.
How to make a movie with no talent.
How to install your Pr’s number on speed dialing.
How to cry and whine about your ex.
How to buy a man to front with you.
How to f**ck up a musician’s career.
How to beg a man back when dumps you on camera.
The best one of all, best places to pull Pr stunts
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out of all of that, thats actually compliments,,, since Angie’s into
besti ality makes me want to puke
Ellie,
You are such a hypocrite, last week you cried when the Brangie fans called you out on your hatred for them, you claimed there was another Ellie when we all know you are the only Ellie here. Here you are again with your hatred towards them while you are defending Jen. What do you have to say for yourself now?
B.S.
To Ellie @ 01/07/2009 at 7:22 pm Ellie,
You are such a hypocrite, last week you cried when the Brangie fans called you out on your hatred for them, you claimed there was another Ellie when we all know you are the only Ellie here. Here you are again with your hatred towards them while you are defending Jen. What do you have to say for yourself now
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I never pretended to be Ellie I said I was. I said those things to prove a point over your vicious vile mouths.It never ends. And I did some research of how many people u really are. I still don’t hate anyone I don’t want to comment with any of Angie & Brads obsessions..
I’m still the same Ellie but I’ll never know who I speak to with you people with all your identities..
I still wish Angie & Brad Happiness And Jen & John thats all
goodbye have a nice night.. you people will not say one more fifthly word about Jen… got it your the Hypocrite..
And you have no clue what your saying of what I said.your all wrong as usual ..and one more thing I don’t have to fend myself with you OK… Have a great night.. who ever you are now…
I don’t even know who the f Jill is alright….
To Ellie @ 01/07/2009 at 7:22 pm Ellie,
You are such a hypocrite, last week you cried when the Brangie fans called you out on your hatred for them, you claimed there was another Ellie when we all know you are the only Ellie here. Here you are again with your hatred towards them while you are defending Jen. What do you have to say for yourself now?
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Bravo she is the biggest hypocrit of them all, a liar and a fake just like her hypocrite, psychiotic skatologic juvenile idole !
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I have much more respect for Bet who is consistent and doesn’t pretend to like Jolie.
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Ellie is the worst kind. She is the one that talk soft and pretend and is vile within. She is despicable !
I so happy for Jen shes such a remarkable woman Loving beautiful happy what more can I say…
ellie @ 01/07/2009 at 7:44 pm I so happy for Jen shes such a remarkable woman Loving beautiful happy what more can I say…
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She is also a wanna be p*orn star heading 40 who has to buy gigolos to please her.
I also don’t pretend I adore Brad Angie and theose beautiful children.. You dumbasses just don’t get it…
Yeah and as far as bet shes a wonderful person and you don’t be mean to her or call her names, maybe something is working,,,
Ok ,Anonymous is going posting that Jen will soon unvail her husband. So all this John Mayer suff would have all been a lie. All her fans have blogged for months how much in love JA and JM are and how they wish them much happiness. How we are all jealous that she had finally found a real man and that they will live happly ever after with the children they will eventually have. What I want to know is how will true Team Aniston fans going to feel if they find out that their ” honest, classy, beautiful, talented lady fooled them all ?!
I love John & John together I’m so happy for her. If something doesn’t work out ,that woman will always have class & a smile on that sweetest face….
correction:
So all this John Mayer stuff would have all been a lie.
Now you don’t know who the fcuk Jill is? The same Jill you claimed was your friend last week…..the same one you shared stories about your daughter with…. You either too much of a coward to admit you are the only Ellie here or you are bipolar.
It is too bad they put that picture on the cover of her, that is NOT one of her better photos! She looks much better than that. That was bad for them to put that photo on the cover.
Romantic, I wish someone sang to me, too. jen, I understand that you were happy and john you are cute. I hope you will be together forever happiness till.Tänk not envy the people
Ribs and hard curved breasts at the top of her shirt–Boob Job!!
Miss Perfect my as*
No I’m not sure who Jill is, and thats really sad.I apologize to Jill she was always there to help through things with my daughter Jess being deployed. My baby has orders again… and maybe Jill will send my girl another prayer..
you people are to hard to explain things to, you twist everything around to your own liking.. Your vile & vicious over people we don’t know.. Just like the other night you blew everything out of proportion of what i said, you didn’t get it..
On these sites I didn’t realize the hurt that you can cause people by words on these site, Its cruel in human & I don’t agree with it but i have no say so… you don’t have to be so harsh to people for liking someone.. That was my only point the other night say one thing and you all went nuts.
As far as I know I’m the only Ellie on here I wrote that ,I said I did to see how you would like it, and you proved my point.. I wasn’t trying to hurt anyone purposely. I’m upset about a lot of things & this brutal fighting over angie brad and jen are just not that important to me.. I am Ellie I’m not a coward.. If anyone is so vile towards anyone I will try my best to fend for them.. Goodnight I’m with my handsome buckaroo Dad.. maybe later…
Snatch the chance of being with Jen’s money or a TV show John will bolt again. It’s about what he can get out of Jen. Remember Johnny want to be a star……
Yep Dave, Johnny wants to be a star — everyone knows that. He tries so hard, over and over, too hard, to try to get people to laugh, trying to be funny, witty, clever — read his blog, and his cryptic message on the red carpet in Japanese — John cannot breathe without affirmations of acceptance of his being. If only he could relax….
oh will you haters give it up already! Damn! leave them alone, be glad some people are happy. And move on, Brad said it all “She’s a sweetheart’, he broke her heart, moved on to a family of 6, she is trying, leave her the hell alone already! Her movie was fantastic, and it played to a packed house, sunday…2nd week at # 1….that and Mayer, good for her. Enough of this disgusting, hate! Of cause you will think Brad was ;justing saying that’…. this girl CANNOT do a single thing right by the Jen haters. It’s like, get a life already, you all soon will be prime canidates for a group home!
Jen is so desperate, she wants more movie roles. That’s what all this advertising of her body is all about. Why she even strip her cloths off.
To show the world her azz. She is so desperate and pathetic. Jen think if she fronts the gutless Mayer then that make her young. It don’t you are still 40 in a click.
I’m glad Jen exposed John Mayer’s fake azz because I would have still been buying his garbage. Thanks Jen for helping us see the truth that Mayer and you are really douche bags who sold out for money and a TV show, while Jen sold out Brad Pitt to gain pity from the media.
Low life snakes in the grass douches.
Elle
keep continue your postive message. l love reading them.
Jen is the most postive woman. when one think always postive, you will see the best. She found a man , who is compeletly adore her.
Elle
keep continue your postive message. l love reading them.
Jen is the most postive woman. when one think always postive, you will see the best. She found a man , who is compeletly adore her.
CHARMING POEM JOHN! I’M GETTING MY US WEEKLY TOMORROW. LOVE READING ABOUT THESE TWO. I’M GLAD THEY’RE STILL TOGETHER, TREAT HER RIGHT JOHN!!!
Speaking of Clay Cook In the pit of my stomach I always kinda had a feeling that Clay Cook really wrote all the songs that came out of the first few albums and may be Mayer was phonying it in and using them until they ran out. With this song he wrote for Jen, looks like John can’t write nothing decent any more or if he every did.
Good lord. Quel fromage.
If JM people are talking about Jm then here come Jen fans blasting Brad or Angie out. Just show Jen fans are just sick and the 4 yr time just made them more sick. I can see the people putting them down are Mayer people not Brad/Angie’s. Get help Jen people your fight is more with JM people not Brad/Angie. JM people don’t like Jen. Stop blaming it on B/A.
Sick of this overrated old ho-bag..
I would not want my ex lying on me
the way she lied on Brad.
2009 PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS
Favorite Leading Man — Brad Pitt
Favorite Female Action Star — Angelina Jolie
Congratulations to both!
(Um… what was Aniston nominated for again?…..)
Hey, who is the man Brad has 484 post and John has 101.
Brad’s awesome with a beautiful life while John is cr@p with a stupid song and a showmance. John stop working when he took the job to be Aniston’s faux boyfriend.
Guess they will put fake people on that cruise ship and call it a success. I thought John had a future in music….. not any more thanks to psycho here who can’t go to a premier without a boyfriend. If he every put out another Cd bet it’s awful if he is penning sh!t like that truck junk.
Hi ellie and bet!
Hang in there. The three of us love Jen and John. I think 2009 is going to be a good year for them together.
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Girls,watch the People’s Choice Awards show tonight. John is up for an Award. I hope he wins. It is not on here,on the West Coast until two hours from now.
That sounds like a stupid song. I bet the tabs just made that trash up.
jade @ 01/07/2009 at 10:08 pm Hi ellie and bet!
Hang in there. The three of us love Jen and John. I think 2009 is going to be a good year for them together.
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Girls,watch the People’s Choice Awards show tonight. John is up for an Award. I hope he wins. It is not on here,on the West Coast until two hours from now.
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Hey Jade..
I’m watching it now.. I hope john wins also..
I’m most definitely hanging in there For Jen & John I know its gonna be a great 2009 for them both..I love them both , never seen Jen so happy,, shes absolutely a remarkable woman I adore more then ever,
TTUL …………………………………………Ellie
John’s brother Karl told friends that John and Jen have plans to marry very, very soon.
Thank you Jared for the new Brad thread, should keep the loonies-lie- believers busy for a few days.
anonymously @ 01/07/2009 at 10:39 pm John’s brother Karl told friends that John and Jen have plans to marry very, very soon
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You spelled John’s brother name wrong you fake.
US magazine is th grossest one out there, even Perez makes fun of them. It’s like the new “Enquirere” but worse. I’m surprised there isn’t an “alian baby found” on the front cover.
That’s way John and Jen got US Mag and Star mag on speed dial. They are the one’s that answer the fastest.
Just pathetic.
The song sounds as if it was written by Coco Cox
I absolutely love both of these two! I hope it’s true that they get married. Oh and for the record, I heard the rumor too about Carl Mayer’s girlfriend blabbing to her hairdresser.
I’ve met John twice last year and Jen once when she was married. I can see why they’re together. They’re both smart, funny, talented and kind. I think a baby with his dark curly hair, her big blue eyes, his mouth and (accordingly) his/her body would put any jolie-pitt kid to shame.
#111: John and Jen were never a couple and whoever told you that is telling lies, just like they said she was dating Bouma (CAA) , Sculfor (CAA) and she and Vince (CAA) were going to be married. ALL WERE HIRED BY CAA until she marries someone else. Wait and see. Mayer and Jen never marry, that is laughable, they don’t even get along. She played a game to compete against Brad. CAA are now creating distance with the red carpet, the separate beach houses etc……WHY ? They dont want audience thinking she is really going to be married because they will be let down. Mayer and Jen never have kids. They were acting: ALL THE TIME. Same with Vince. They are friends. They never even slept together because she has “plans” with someone else….not John. He was hired for publicity like the rest. WHY ? She wants to get as much out of her career as possible by controlling fake relationships because fake relationship give her space to sort her life out, they can be used as publicity tools, they stop intrusive questions and most importantly she can control their demise. She is also scared of getting pregnant because it means getting fat and that jeopardizes her box office. She wants to beat Brad at the box office because their old relationship was competitive and she wants revenge so she waited and waited and waited. CAA are stringing that audience along with piles of lies until she tells the truth………CAA dont care as long as people give them an audience and make THEM the maximum amount of money. This whole story is lies. CAA are making up junk, spinning it, to keep getting money from people and to create and audience based off this tabloid nonsense………it’s ALL just all nonsense, from the twin pregnancy, to dating Orlando Bloom (CAA) to living with Gerard Butler (CAA), the 8 million dollar wedding with Vince, matching tattoos for Mayer……….you are a captive audience, following a real life Rachel Green and they are selling you lies for your money until their machine breaks. CAA define the words “insidious capitalist machine”, and you want to know why Oprah was squirming in disbelief? I mean, look at these two, they are obviously not even in the same room : (remove the spaces) tiny url. com /8w59ec
“I’ve been hit by a truck in love.” : YOU MUST BE UTTERLY STUPID, BLIND OR INDIFFERENT TO BELIEVE ANY OF THIS IS REAL
Mollywoo, Jen does not have blue eyes. However, she wears blue contacts.
Anon, I clearly see a connection to Jen men and CAA.
Carol :Mayer (CAA) and Aniston (CAA) officially met at party held by Brian Lourd……….guess who he is ?
ellie #94 You suck balls, big hairy balls, it goes without saying
you are a psycho big time. [jade elle bet]
————————————————————————————– jade @ 01/07/2009 at 10:08 pm Hi ellie and bet!
Hang in there. The three of us love Jen and John. I think 2009 is going to be a good year for them together.
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:lol:
#128 : you are exactly the kind of easily led person politicians and tabloids love to control. No wonder the economy is collapsing. Trying using your eyes and joining that process with your brain, then add some insight and you will be close to being human.
Oh my Gosh that photo of them appearing to com out of a hotel together with snow falling was photoshopped? Are we going to know this real guy she is marrying when we see or learn his name? Is he someone familiar at all? Give us some kind of hint.
To: Ellie # 78
No it’s Mayer who is into Beastality = Jen hag. Jen’s face makes me puke. She’s not a great actress either! C-list at best.
To: Ellie # 78
No it’s Mayer who is into Beastality = Jen hag. Jen’s face makes me puke. She’s not a great actress either! C-list at best.
She had badbreath!! chain smoker!!! yikes!!!!!!!!!
I think Brad is telling the truth. If jennifer thinks he lied why not call his bluff in public. Because Brad really is calling her a lie. They had a good discussion about him falling in love with Angelina and Jennifer filed for divorce because she knew Brad was for real when he approached her and she knew she had lost him. This man fell in love with this woman without having sex with her and was not willing to give her up for the X. Ok jennifer you move!
it’s so simple for john he’s in a band he wrote lyrics more than easy than changing his clothes
#130 : of course not, it was an arranged photoshoot to gain publicity, same as the Miami Cannes photoshoot, and designed for positive spin to get rid of exactly the type of intrusive personal questions you are now asking me………….she wants privacy so they are acting to do maintain that. Privacy is something she has to create : “I think it’s ridiculous. There’s just this insatiable need. I also haven’t had a movie in a long time, so hopefully this is going to create something else to talk about and realize that I have a job, and I’m an actress.” “I am honestly getting sick of it, and I feel like telling people, “You know what? It’s none of your [bleep]ing business.” Seriously, it’s enough. It’s like we’re appealing to the lowest…,” she added.
This photo is at Jen’s premiere, while Mayer (CAA’s’ publicity handbag) is not walking with her : THEIR ACT IS TOTAL JUNK :(remove the spaces): tiny url. com / 9hppmu
Is he dating that reporter. I was kind of wondering earlier, because he was telling some entertainment reporter how hot megyn Kelley was on FOX and how he liked the y in her first name and I thought how weird that was to say if he was in love with Jen. But there was not further mention of it in the Tabs.
My guess is that Jen will tell us when her next movie opens in Feb. who the real love in her life is.
Why did she and JM break up in August. Was that breakup orchestrated by CAA and they told him to say those things he said about different chemistry? He did say some nice things about her too, so I didn’t know why there was all this fuss about what he said anyway. Was she going to unveil the new guy in Sept., then decided to wait? Did it have something to do with Toronto?
Anonymous, I was wondering what your personal opinion is on BP and AJ. Are they for real? A lot of people don’t think it will last. I don’t think Jen thought it would.
This all reeks of not trusting the movie. Jen want a private life. So she hire a fake publicity freak so he can call all the attention in the world to them. Why didn’t they just put the movie out on it’s own steam.
Why use publicity stunts that yield more attention if you don’t want attention. I find this mess she is in the middle of a far worst ordeal than just living her real life. She would not get much attention with her real man as she do with this dirt bag Mayer. So I think CAA thought this other guy was not good enough to bring in the attention. so they hire Mayer. To drum up the attention they want.
Never mind the triangle stuff-Jen should take the reigns of her out of control life back and tell CAA and John no more. The media would have more respect for her doing that than fighting that other couple.
So true John was so hot and lovey with that reporter. I would have thought they were just intimate prior to the show the way they looked at each other. Never have I seen any heat come from John to Jen. That’s why I totally believe Anonymous. I’ll bet that reporter was there with John during NYE.
Bahaha u guyz sayin jennifer aniston is ugly are pathetic, i dont know how anyone could think that this beautiful woman is ugly maybe its because you’s will never get a girfriend as hot as her and the girls sayin shes ugly are just jealous cause they’ll never look like her! who cares about brad and angie their done they have kids, theres nothing interesting about them anymore except probably brads movies coz angies are doin any good, the last good movie she did was mr & mrs smith and it was only good coz brad was in it!
I think jen can do a hell of alot better then john, coz we all know she definetly deserves better. As with the song i think it was a romantic gesture definetely u dont make songs up about bullshit
Hit by a truck in love. Lol.
He’s an idiot.
If he wrote her a song, then its sweet..but the media makes up so many stories, that Im not sure this is even true…
compare photos (remove the spaces) : THIS AT THE PREMIERE : tiny url. com / 9hppmu ………….and THIS IN NYC : tiny url. com /8w59ec . If you think Jen and Mayer is a hot romance, with marriage and kids planned and hot sex every night you are reading tabloid lies. She has marriage plans with someone else. John knows he is, and has been, walking with someone else’s wife. John has been DRESSING NEARLY EXACTLY LIKE THAT PERSON AS WELL (that is why the short hairstyle, the unshaven appearance, the exercise schedule, the fast car he rented….that Ford GT, the black athletic clothes…..etc…. etc…..) which people don’t know. HE IS TRYING TO COPY THE OTHER GUY NEARLY EXACTLY. This is the real John Mayer :(remove the spaces) tiny url. com /73mw2e NOT THIS (remove the spaces) : tiny url .com /9xhenh . The second picture is a physical imitation of Jen’s future husband. NOT MAYER. That is part of the contract he agreed to and that CAA created. Vince also had a similar contract as “sex symbol” and that is why Vince flew to Miami, before they did this and gave Mayer advise saying he found the situation “unfulfilling”.
THEY ARE NOT IN THE SAME ROOM : THEY WERE NEVER A COUPLE (remove the spaces) : tiny url. com /8×8l29
that was hideous!
how romantic!!! they are definitely in love, i wish them happiness, good health and children too…luv U Jen!
Anonymous #144, you keep saying this is all about CAA wanting to get the most money out of this situation, but what do they plan to do about all the money they will lose from fans who will be upset that Jennifer lied all of these years?
He suck at writing songs if he wrote that garbage.
No wounder he is a of escourt now.
John Mayer is a douche.
Jen deserves better.
John Mayer… ops, I mean Anonymous. Just want to say:
Hi!
Dont know any other music from JM besides that “Your body is a wonderland”, cause he is not very famous in South America.
Anonymous, when you mention the fast car(Ford GT) that John rented, are you referring to that blue and orange car? That car made an appearance long before Jennifer came into the picture and I believe he owns it so I don’t see how that is part of his “imitation” of her future husband. I think he was first seen in that car in late 2007.
dani : I’m not 100% on the car, it appeared after Miami one day only, so I assume he rented the thing. Renting cars like that in LA is relatively easy. As far as excuses, we will see, I am sure there will be reasons and maybe a book tie in….who knows…… her future husband is very talented, so ultimately they are hoping people will forget. It is really just because she cant get privacy, not for any price, so in order to be normal, she does this for “space”. I don’t know everything obviously, only know the big picture, not daily details. FYI CAA is a very strange place, the Anthony Pellicano trial led straight to it’s center : phonetapping, a fish with a rose in it’s mouth, broken windows, threats, tip offs etc….. if you con’t think CAA would arrange something like that, you are mistaken.
What a bunch of hooey.
Are his initials SPD?
#158 : sorry ……I’m not going to answer specifics Sue. It’s a bit of a silly game, I know……..it all sorts out anyway . This is my last post on this and I am sure someone will tell me I am a liar and that she is pregnant with triplets (it has to improve in improbability), and living with David Spade, Danny Devito or the two guys in the photoshoot (she wore underwear BTW).
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douchifer @ 01/08/2009 at 1:24 am To: Ellie # 78
No it’s Mayer who is into Beastality = Jen hag. Jen’s face makes me puke. She’s not a great actress either! C-list at best
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Go look at the horse pics yourself……
Jen is the one the sweetest woman ever. Loves the beach has a ton of freinds, and loved by everyone, Always has been loved way before Brad in the pic..
Hi ellie,dear
John didn’t win an Award last night. But we have the Grammy Awards
to look forward to next month. Since I love music so much, the Grammy Awards is one of my favorite shows.
jade @ 01/08/2009 at 12:35 pm Hi ellie,dear
John didn’t win an Award last night. But we have the Grammy Awards
to look forward to next month. Since I love music so much, the Grammy Awards is one of my favorite shows
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Hey sweet Jade I know. He really has so much talent. The Grammys will be great I also love music, and can’t wait to watch..
As you have noticed I haven’t been so nice on the site.. I must stop.its not me. I adore Jen and I’m tired of all the negativity about someone.
I happen not to believe what Brad had to say. I like neither anymore.. Jen is my girl always will be. I want nothing to do with all the competition with them anymore. Angie & Brads Fans are the nastiest people in my opinion.
Also these people will never hurt me and get me off this site..I just get so frustrated, and I’m not asking for any input..
Just wanted to say I wish Jen and John happiness its well deserved..
No one will say bad things about Jen anymore, I’m tired of it And I will fend for her…
I’m leaving tonight back home I had such a nice time with my dad & sister.
TTUL My sweet Jade……………………………………….ellie
ellie,dear
It was good to hear from you. You said what you had to say,everyone else sure gives their opinion,why shouldn’t you? We are Cyber Friends
ellie.Nothing will change that. We both like Jen and John together and
hope it works out for them.
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Kid Rock was good last night. Did you see Shemar Moore? He’s a
handsome dude. He told Ellen DeGeneres,on her show last year,that
he has a crush on Jen. If it didn’t work out,for Jen and John and Jen and Shemar got together,we would hear bashing about Shemar,all the time.
Just going from hints you’ve dropped, I thought SPD could be a possibility. He’s worn many hats from his profile and I noticed all his websites are blank. I mean you can go there but there’s no info on them, almost like it was erased or something, and definitely no photos, except for one popular movie he was in and I’d have to rent it to get a better look. I guess I’ll have to wait. I’m just excited for her no matter who it is. Her fans want her to be happy!
This Mercury retrograde starts 8:44 am PST January 11, 2009 (4:44 pm GMT, January 12 in east Asia and Australia) and ends 11:11 pm PST January 31 (February 1 everywhere east of there). This retrograde moves from 8 degrees Aquarius back to 22 Capricorn, with the inferior conjunction of Mercury and the Sun occurring at 1 degree Aquarius at 7:59 am PST an hour before the Presidential inauguration on January 20.
This Mercury retrograde begins at 8 Aquarius, and retraces ground we experienced December 25 through January 10. The degree is “Beautifully Gowned Wax Figures,” symbolizing a “need for public presentation of life virtues and standards,” and the need to share our values in some external manner with others.”
Rudhyar also says this degree is about “the inspiration one may derive from the appearance of Exemplars who present to us the archetypes of a new culture.” It is a degree of fixed symbols of a culture, mental archetypes, and patterns in which we can find inspiration and new ways of dealing with others resulting from new forms revealed to our consciousness.
What we can see are the symbols and sign that “pre-form” what is on the way. We are told that this energy heralds “new collective developments.” It is in the Span of “Defensiveness,” and the synthesis degree in the Emotional-Social-Cultural level of “Contribution.”
According to Dr. Jones, creator of the Sabian Symbols, it is a degree of the “…vanity of the human spirit as it gathers strength” from superficial displays of form and reputation, “here emphasized through personal idealizations.” Its formula is Manipulating, Ideal, Ingenious, Specializing, Social, and Receptive. He offers the keyword IMPACT, and says it’s a degree of “achievement through the effective dramatization of human character on some level of everyday understanding.”
We also find that it is a degree that mobilizes our efforts due to the influence of others’ dynamic energy, and we are told that we need “to recognize and identify the values worthy of emulation.” This would imply that we need to evaluate the impact various images and people have on us, and how they are shaping the choices we make that determine a future that we’re already glimpsing through symbols.
It also indicates that our own behavior can serve as something that others could emulate. We should find ways to externalize our values, our understanding of human nature, and strive to be outstanding in an appropriate way. Just be alert to futile tendencies of trying to recapture obsolete experiences.
I don’t think Jen even like black people so she would not date Shemar Moore and besides that is he a CAA guy if not Jen will not have any thing to do with him. I think Jen like to control men by way of CAA.
Jen seems to be a control freak because she really don’t have any power. So she get these little weak men like John here so she can control them. Sick chick.
Hahahaha is anybody really surprised by Ms. Fakey Ellie? just like her fraudulent oldhag idol…birds of a feather flock together.
Jen dating a black guy? HAHAHHAHAHA
jenho is number 3 in the list of 10 celebrities 10 celebs who should hibernate this year
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/entertainment/10-celebs-who-should-hibernate-this-year-344653/#photoViewer=3
Jennifer Aniston
Instead of complaining about the press making you look bad, avoid the paparazzi and magazine interviews for a year and come back in 2010 reinvented, stronger, and not acting like you have something to prove. We also wouldn’t mind if you dumped John Mayer, he’s annoying.
When it comes to celebrities, gossip blogs and tabloids, there tends to be an oversaturation of the same dozen or so people hogging all the attention. Some we like and don’t mind hearing from, while others either can’t shut up or have literally nothing to show for their fame and irritate us. These 10 stars fall into that category, and while we’ll try not to be mean, we have advised them with taking a year off and using this time for constructive behavior. If you agree, post in the comments. If you’re trying to stay positive in the New Year, stay tuned for tomorrow’s list of the 10 celebs we want to reclaim the spotlight.
That is so true Jen is a pathetic whinny annoying bi//ch. I’m so sick of her and please do lose the even bigger douche bag Mayer he is dragging you down even farther.
NO WAY would I buy that Magazine.
They should just stop putting her on them. I notice in the store people don’t buy them. Those stacks are always full. While others are empty.
My guess is Jen don’t even tolarate black people unless it’s a publicity stunt. John is the same way. When John is at functions he seem to run for the black people to pose for pictures to leak out to the media.
To fake like he is down and you know he is not.
douchifer @ 01/08/2009 at 1:24 am To: Ellie # 78
No it’s Mayer who is into Beastality = Jen hag. Jen’s face makes me puke. She’s not a great actress either! C-list at best
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You know your mouth Is sh it it belongs in the toilet..not your ass
Jade,
Hi sweet one. Well I guess we will be getting more of Jen soon with her upcoming movie coming out in February. Has Marley and Me come to your area yet? I hope it has. You will love it. It is a real treat. I’ll talk with you soon. Take care.
the picture looks staged. It looks like she’s wearing makeup to run on the beach.
Laaaaaaaaaaame.
Now this one is class all top notch, most loving like able caring person that I adore watching so much.. I admire for her great spirit. Jen you really are an amazing person…
I LOVE JOHN MAYER’S MUSIC VERY MUCH - I hope he does not get hurt and screw up his career - he seems to be a very romantic, sensual, brilliant, sexy looking, wish I could be with him instead of her, intelligent ( and I can go on forever with the adjectives), young man. I hope this is true love for both of them and I wish them the very best of luck in their relationship - he is a smart guy and I trust he can take care of his business.
I HAVE LOTS OF RESPECT FOR HIS TALENT!
Jcali @ 01/09/2009 at 6:50 am the picture looks staged. It looks like she’s wearing makeup to run on the beach.
It’s from the movie “Marley and Me”.
Hi jen fan!
It is great to hear from you. Marley and Me,is finally in my area. I have
been waiting for it. Now I have a cold! I’am hoping,I can go see it next
Thursday.
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It won’t be long,dear jen fan and the Grammy Awards will be here. Of
course,I’am hoping John wins all 5 of his nominations. Take care,
dear.
Jade,
Goodness, we are on at the same time for once. I hope John wins all five of his nominations as well. You take care of yourself. Lots of rest and fluids, Vit. C, tissues and you’re set!
Hi jen fan,
I was just thinking of you and wanted to answer,your post to me above.
I can’t believe our posts,were at the same time 9:39pm. How cool is that?
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I like your advice, for my cold,dear. I’am having a Vitamin C drink now
that seems to help.
Jade,
I know, I thought it “just meant” to be. I usually throw in a big heating pad to sweat it out as well, while I watch lots of movies. If your going to go through misery, you might as well enjoy what you can.
Hi girls ! Please ,we are not here to tease our hair and ***** about our hips. Go to a chat room if you want to have a hen party…
Hi Ghost,
We are doing just fine in our conversation. We talked about Jen’s
“Marley and Me” and John’s Grammy nominations. If Jared doesn’t want us to talk about what we do. He will let us know.
Jade sweetheart. It’s one thing to talk about cold remedies. But why not stick to the topic. Just a question for Jade. How cute do you think John Mayer is? 1-10.
Hi Ghost,
You are a funny one! The question you are asking me,is not the topic
either. But since you asked me, I’ll tell you. If John still had his beautiful curly hair, I would say a 10. I don’t like his hair the way it is,so
a 9. But most of all,he is a talented guitarist and I love his music.
That soooo sweet, he,s really became a great guy or maybe he came to the right girl.
Soooo OVAH Aniston!
I just was ROTFLMAO at this blog post! If you are ova her too, I suggest read it.
Her fans, (eeeks) won’t be able to handle it..
ha ha
http://nightlycandywithnanaadwoa.wordpress.com/2008/11/12/jenniferanistoniscrazy/
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