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John Mayer Pens Christmas Poem For Jennifer Aniston

John Mayer Pens Christmas Poem For Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston covers the latest issue of Us Weekly, which reportedly details her exact weight plan, workout secrets and easy diet.

According to Star, John Mayer wrote a Christmas poem for Jen, and as a surprise New Year’s gift, he recorded it as a song. “He changed it a little bit to make it more lyrical,” an insider tells the mag. “But it’s all John Mayer style, so it sounds good.”

John surprised Jen with the tune during their trip to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Jen reportedly broke down in tears of joy.

The lyrics are supposedly: “Lucky in love, lucky in love/ Didn’t forget me when I asked you to leave me/ Didn’t forget me/ Now you’re alongside me/ You’ve brought luck to love/ I’ve been hit by a truck in love.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK of the Mayer’s lyrics? Romantic? Cheesy?

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Anonymous#10, can you elaborate on the cues she’s taking from her future husband? The yoga, running and direction.

He works for her - she stays thin because of the happy habit. She will always be a tv girl who is desperate to be more. And he likes to pee on chicks. How sad for the both of them. The song is not only cheesy - it’s stinky cheesy. Enough said.

Anonymous @ 01/07/2009 at 2:50 pm

#27: no

Anonymous @ 01/07/2009 at 2:53 pm

#27 : wait and see: infuriating?……..but that is business, and that is what is controlling the strings.

maybe the song is for the woman he was with on the red carpet? THE REPORTER !!! :(remove spaces) tiny url. com/ 9hppmu

spongebob @ 01/07/2009 at 3:07 pm

That’s what you wished for. The only reason maniston movie cliks is because of the dog Marley. And they made sure it shows on x-mas day for kids to see and no other childrens movies competition. If you have seen the movie (my friend did) it’s not even funny. Yeah, she’s the one who ones to get involved in Brad’s life up to now. Of course, the man has to entertain her because of pity. Jolie does the same thing, she still communicates and have a good relationships with her exes but not in a frequent basis. Not like maniston, she has to be involved in all Brads activities. That’s the only way, people won’t forget her. Attention, please!!!!!

Anonymous, no offense, but that’s sort of an easy out for you. You come on these boards and give all of these details and when someone asks you to elaborate, you can’t. I thought you weren’t under any contract. What harm could possibly happen to you if you explained your comment about Jennifer taking cues from her husband-to-be. You’ve also been asked when the break up would take place. What’s the harm in at least saying what month it’s going to take place in?

Heh. Lainey just totally called Jen out as a cokehead. So there you go, mininvan moms, the real secret to staying thin.

Jennifer Anniston fan @ 01/07/2009 at 3:24 pm

That is so cool! Guess John Mayer thinks Jen is a sweetheart TOOOOO!!!!! Wonder who calls Jen the most John or Brad hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Love It! You go Jen!

What a lovely Boyfriend…she looks happier than ever

Love you Jen!!!

cheesy..John probably has us weekly on speed dial.

She looks in the mirror at her face, realizes she HAS too stay thin

Then she chains smokes and not eat.

Hyper-plain

I love her way of life, no wonder she is so jolly …Bet lot of losers here just envy the fact she is remarkable

The next poem should be

Chronicles of a Chinnifer

From the Brad Breakup to a John Fakeup

The next poem should be

Chronicles of a Chinnifer

From the Brad Breakup to a John Fakeup

Yawn, this woman is a ugly, bore, who has to stay skinny

#33: I really can’t say any more……..I’m sorry.

Anonymous @ 01/07/2009 at 3:49 pm

yes, anonymous = dave

That seems like complete bullshit, I agree with #8

what a romantic story. love them , love them. i wish them the best of 2009. jen good you still kicking ass in the boxoffice.

i know john is a romantic kind of guy. love is strong.

i am sure this is his first time he exprience love. ” i have been hit by truck love” that is nice and lovely.

i have a feeling they are going to marry this year. i hope so.love them.

i have a feeling they are going to marry this year. i hope so.love them.

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