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John Mayer Pens Christmas Poem For Jennifer Aniston

John Mayer Pens Christmas Poem For Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston covers the latest issue of Us Weekly, which reportedly details her exact weight plan, workout secrets and easy diet.

According to Star, John Mayer wrote a Christmas poem for Jen, and as a surprise New Year’s gift, he recorded it as a song. “He changed it a little bit to make it more lyrical,” an insider tells the mag. “But it’s all John Mayer style, so it sounds good.”

John surprised Jen with the tune during their trip to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Jen reportedly broke down in tears of joy.

The lyrics are supposedly: “Lucky in love, lucky in love/ Didn’t forget me when I asked you to leave me/ Didn’t forget me/ Now you’re alongside me/ You’ve brought luck to love/ I’ve been hit by a truck in love.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK of the Mayer’s lyrics? Romantic? Cheesy?

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You guys are too funny! Hyper-plain indeed!

You’re beautiful, Jen!
I love you!

Damage control. Jen and John live their entire life by Pr stunts. Since Brad came out with that interview it’s time to swing into action so Jen don’t look like a mental retarded fool acting like her husband had and affair and he didn’t.
John is a tool that CAA is using. He allows this because he wants to be a famous star. Jen is a laughing stock and John is douche bag. CAA is trying to fix Doucifer’s image.

lakers fan in boston @ 01/07/2009 at 4:24 pm

all i got 2 say is lol
i wouldnt be surprised if this were real tho lol
team aniston =]

Corny and tacky. Well suited for Chinner Maniston

I don’t call my self a Mayer fan any more but I use to buy his music and his stuff has never sounded that sorry and stupid.
I will admit this new Mayer who is a pr toy for Jen and her team is different. He is not a good person any more his is all about money and stardom. I think Jen people are promising him all of that.
Mayer is a sad person now. Mayer totally sold out.

HATE HER.****

I agree that John and Jen have most of the tabloids on speed dial. They work real fast to get this piece out today. They are trying to over shadow Brad clearing the lie that she and her pr team are floating around. Jen played the triangle, acting like a injured victim When Brad did not cheat on her and she knew it.
Enter John Mayer to deflect. To take the bad light off of her. Well that’s what money buys. A clown to try and make you look good.
Why can’t she stand up and be a real women and take responsibility for her actions.
Jen is derange.
Mayer is all in the middle of this triangle just like a gay dude. Real men would never got involved in that mess.
I believe a TV show is his pay off.

A poem!?!?! How romantic! :) John Mayer is the coolest.

bet @ 01/07/2009 at 4:10 pm i have a feeling they are going to marry this year. i hope so.love them
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hey bet
i feel the same way , i hope jen gets everything she deserves and more like you…john is such a romantic i just love them together..
take care………………………….your friend ellie

Funny what promising some on a TV show will get you…………….

I think CAA wrote that.

Can she work on her brain because she is clearly mentally ill.

Who the heck care about her weight when she has been acting like her ex cheated on her and he really didn’t. Man I believed her.
Girlfriend has been in the middle of some serious psychosis.

nakedoldjennextdoor @ 01/07/2009 at 5:40 pm

I hope he didn’t write that crap,” hit by a truck in love”
Bravo #24 lol
right now john doesn’t have a muse this woman leaves every man cold they feel sorry for her then can’t wait to get away

Jess @ 01/07/2009 at 5:35 pm Who the heck care about her weight when she has been acting like her ex cheated on her and he really didn’t. Man I believed her.
Girlfriend has been in the middle of some serious psychosis.
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I don’t believe one word brad said , and who cares that he cheated, Angie’s telling the truth this time.. And Brad has to fix there image again..
Jen doesn’t need to put up with Angie’s digs she had every right to say something…Angelina only confirmed what Jen always new.. and now I done with this crap…

Publicity Who re at it again.
Douchifer are the biggest pulblicity ho’s in HW.

i don;t feel sorry for Jen she seems fine to me.. And she definetlly not the 1 with the mental illnesssses…

she-who-shall-not-be-named @ 01/07/2009 at 10:57 am oh please! It seems Saintalina is handling her image well like i heard, she’s making Brad kiss her ass by sending him out on all magazine interviews they could get to defend her against Aniston otherwise someone is going to sleep on the couch. With these Hollywood stars and their image one never know what is the truth- it is always ABOUT DAMAGE CONTROL. and O.K Brad enough with how your life is perfect, you are never tired with 1000 kids in the hse, and that yr kids are more special than any kids on earth.
)))))))))))))))______________
I tottally agree the best statement..

Wednesday @ 01/07/2009 at 5:51 pm

So really, I have to know this — what does this woman keep doing that has her on the cover of every magazine whether we like it or not — seriously — think about it, before you rush into “we love her” replies. Why does ONE person attract so much tabloid attention? She is clearly wanting it because if she didn’t she could definitely stop it. So, is it that she craves, needs, thirsts, for all this attention and when she doesn’t get this attention she creates something new to get attention? And really, is that what her and John have in common at the core, this unquenching thirst to constantly be in the limelight, not caring whether it is unfavorable?

Jen fans psychosis has helped fuel the lie to. Jen don’t get the blame by her self. I don think Jen should have told her Pr folks no when they wanted her to lie and fake about her ex. Brad showed valor more than most men would have gave her.
Look John didn’t show any standing on the streets shouting he dumped her (3 times) still lmao about that. Jen has mudd on her face.

She does not look good in the US cover picture. I am tired of seeing her on covers, TV, etc. too….

This sounds like a half-azz copy attempt at Jason Mraz’s song “Lucky”
The one Jason sings with Colbie Caillat.
Don’t this douche bag write any thing on his own. Always trying to copy ****. Since Clay Cook left his sorry azz he is been coping every since.

Jen is such a remarkable woman full of love & happiness & thats why everyone love Jen…

I’m sooooo glad to know this, any more BS tid-bits out there?

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