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John Mayer Pens Christmas Poem For Jennifer Aniston

John Mayer Pens Christmas Poem For Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston covers the latest issue of Us Weekly, which reportedly details her exact weight plan, workout secrets and easy diet.

According to Star, John Mayer wrote a Christmas poem for Jen, and as a surprise New Year’s gift, he recorded it as a song. “He changed it a little bit to make it more lyrical,” an insider tells the mag. “But it’s all John Mayer style, so it sounds good.”

John surprised Jen with the tune during their trip to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Jen reportedly broke down in tears of joy.

The lyrics are supposedly: “Lucky in love, lucky in love/ Didn’t forget me when I asked you to leave me/ Didn’t forget me/ Now you’re alongside me/ You’ve brought luck to love/ I’ve been hit by a truck in love.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK of the Mayer’s lyrics? Romantic? Cheesy?

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Why don’t she talk about what she really know. Jen should get on the cover of a magazine with these topics:
How to alert paps.
How to not work and lay on the beach/faking like your a hard worker.
How to make a movie with no talent.
How to install your Pr’s number on speed dialing.
How to cry and whine about your ex.
How to buy a man to front with you.
How to f**ck up a musician’s career.
How to beg a man back when dumps you on camera.
The best one of all, best places to pull Pr stunts.
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It sounds like something written by a demented eight year old.

LOL you guys want to believe Mayer is really in love with this washed-up has-been. He loves her money. Period.

Pink @ 01/07/2009 at 7:03 pm Why don’t she talk about what she really know. Jen should get on the cover of a magazine with these topics:
How to alert paps.
How to not work and lay on the beach/faking like your a hard worker.
How to make a movie with no talent.
How to install your Pr’s number on speed dialing.
How to cry and whine about your ex.
How to buy a man to front with you.
How to f**ck up a musician’s career.
How to beg a man back when dumps you on camera.
The best one of all, best places to pull Pr stunts
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out of all of that, thats actually compliments,,, since Angie’s into
besti ality makes me want to puke

Pink @ 01/07/2009 at 7:03 pm Why don’t she talk about what she really know. Jen should get on the cover of a magazine with these topics:
How to alert paps.
How to not work and lay on the beach/faking like your a hard worker.
How to make a movie with no talent.
How to install your Pr’s number on speed dialing.
How to cry and whine about your ex.
How to buy a man to front with you.
How to f**ck up a musician’s career.
How to beg a man back when dumps you on camera.
The best one of all, best places to pull Pr stunts
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
out of all of that, thats actually compliments,,, since Angie’s into
besti ality makes me want to puke

Ellie,
You are such a hypocrite, last week you cried when the Brangie fans called you out on your hatred for them, you claimed there was another Ellie when we all know you are the only Ellie here. Here you are again with your hatred towards them while you are defending Jen. What do you have to say for yourself now?

To Ellie @ 01/07/2009 at 7:22 pm Ellie,
You are such a hypocrite, last week you cried when the Brangie fans called you out on your hatred for them, you claimed there was another Ellie when we all know you are the only Ellie here. Here you are again with your hatred towards them while you are defending Jen. What do you have to say for yourself now
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I never pretended to be Ellie I said I was. I said those things to prove a point over your vicious vile mouths.It never ends. And I did some research of how many people u really are. I still don’t hate anyone I don’t want to comment with any of Angie & Brads obsessions..
I’m still the same Ellie but I’ll never know who I speak to with you people with all your identities..
I still wish Angie & Brad Happiness And Jen & John thats all
goodbye have a nice night.. you people will not say one more fifthly word about Jen… got it your the Hypocrite..
And you have no clue what your saying of what I said.your all wrong as usual ..and one more thing I don’t have to fend myself with you OK… Have a great night.. who ever you are now…
I don’t even know who the f Jill is alright….

Not impressed by JA @ 01/07/2009 at 7:40 pm

To Ellie @ 01/07/2009 at 7:22 pm Ellie,
You are such a hypocrite, last week you cried when the Brangie fans called you out on your hatred for them, you claimed there was another Ellie when we all know you are the only Ellie here. Here you are again with your hatred towards them while you are defending Jen. What do you have to say for yourself now?
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Bravo she is the biggest hypocrit of them all, a liar and a fake just like her hypocrite, psychiotic skatologic juvenile idole !
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I have much more respect for Bet who is consistent and doesn’t pretend to like Jolie.
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Ellie is the worst kind. She is the one that talk soft and pretend and is vile within. She is despicable !

I so happy for Jen shes such a remarkable woman Loving beautiful happy what more can I say…

Not impressed by JA @ 01/07/2009 at 7:46 pm

ellie @ 01/07/2009 at 7:44 pm I so happy for Jen shes such a remarkable woman Loving beautiful happy what more can I say…

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She is also a wanna be p*orn star heading 40 who has to buy gigolos to please her.

I also don’t pretend I adore Brad Angie and theose beautiful children.. You dumbasses just don’t get it…
Yeah and as far as bet shes a wonderful person and you don’t be mean to her or call her names, maybe something is working,,,

a total fan @ 01/07/2009 at 7:51 pm

Ok ,Anonymous is going posting that Jen will soon unvail her husband. So all this John Mayer suff would have all been a lie. All her fans have blogged for months how much in love JA and JM are and how they wish them much happiness. How we are all jealous that she had finally found a real man and that they will live happly ever after with the children they will eventually have. What I want to know is how will true Team Aniston fans going to feel if they find out that their ” honest, classy, beautiful, talented lady fooled them all ?!

I love John & John together I’m so happy for her. If something doesn’t work out ,that woman will always have class & a smile on that sweetest face….

a total fan @ 01/07/2009 at 7:53 pm

correction:

So all this John Mayer stuff would have all been a lie.

Now you don’t know who the fcuk Jill is? The same Jill you claimed was your friend last week…..the same one you shared stories about your daughter with…. You either too much of a coward to admit you are the only Ellie here or you are bipolar.

It is too bad they put that picture on the cover of her, that is NOT one of her better photos! She looks much better than that. That was bad for them to put that photo on the cover.

Romantic, I wish someone sang to me, too. jen, I understand that you were happy and john you are cute. I hope you will be together forever happiness till.Tänk not envy the people

Ribs and hard curved breasts at the top of her shirt–Boob Job!!

Miss Perfect my as*

No I’m not sure who Jill is, and thats really sad.I apologize to Jill she was always there to help through things with my daughter Jess being deployed. My baby has orders again… and maybe Jill will send my girl another prayer..
you people are to hard to explain things to, you twist everything around to your own liking.. Your vile & vicious over people we don’t know.. Just like the other night you blew everything out of proportion of what i said, you didn’t get it..
On these sites I didn’t realize the hurt that you can cause people by words on these site, Its cruel in human & I don’t agree with it but i have no say so… you don’t have to be so harsh to people for liking someone.. That was my only point the other night say one thing and you all went nuts.
As far as I know I’m the only Ellie on here I wrote that ,I said I did to see how you would like it, and you proved my point.. I wasn’t trying to hurt anyone purposely. I’m upset about a lot of things & this brutal fighting over angie brad and jen are just not that important to me.. I am Ellie I’m not a coward.. If anyone is so vile towards anyone I will try my best to fend for them.. Goodnight I’m with my handsome buckaroo Dad.. maybe later…

Snatch the chance of being with Jen’s money or a TV show John will bolt again. It’s about what he can get out of Jen. Remember Johnny want to be a star……

Yep Dave, Johnny wants to be a star — everyone knows that. He tries so hard, over and over, too hard, to try to get people to laugh, trying to be funny, witty, clever — read his blog, and his cryptic message on the red carpet in Japanese — John cannot breathe without affirmations of acceptance of his being. If only he could relax….

oh will you haters give it up already! Damn! leave them alone, be glad some people are happy. And move on, Brad said it all “She’s a sweetheart’, he broke her heart, moved on to a family of 6, she is trying, leave her the hell alone already! Her movie was fantastic, and it played to a packed house, sunday…2nd week at # 1….that and Mayer, good for her. Enough of this disgusting, hate! Of cause you will think Brad was ;justing saying that’…. this girl CANNOT do a single thing right by the Jen haters. It’s like, get a life already, you all soon will be prime canidates for a group home!

Jen is so desperate, she wants more movie roles. That’s what all this advertising of her body is all about. Why she even strip her cloths off.
To show the world her azz. She is so desperate and pathetic. Jen think if she fronts the gutless Mayer then that make her young. It don’t you are still 40 in a click.
I’m glad Jen exposed John Mayer’s fake azz because I would have still been buying his garbage. Thanks Jen for helping us see the truth that Mayer and you are really douche bags who sold out for money and a TV show, while Jen sold out Brad Pitt to gain pity from the media.
Low life snakes in the grass douches.

Elle

keep continue your postive message. l love reading them.

Jen is the most postive woman. when one think always postive, you will see the best. She found a man , who is compeletly adore her.

Elle

keep continue your postive message. l love reading them.

Jen is the most postive woman. when one think always postive, you will see the best. She found a man , who is compeletly adore her.

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