John Mayer Pens Christmas Poem For Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Aniston covers the latest issue of Us Weekly, which reportedly details her exact weight plan, workout secrets and easy diet.
According to Star, John Mayer wrote a Christmas poem for Jen, and as a surprise New Year’s gift, he recorded it as a song. “He changed it a little bit to make it more lyrical,” an insider tells the mag. “But it’s all John Mayer style, so it sounds good.”
John surprised Jen with the tune during their trip to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Jen reportedly broke down in tears of joy.
The lyrics are supposedly: “Lucky in love, lucky in love/ Didn’t forget me when I asked you to leave me/ Didn’t forget me/ Now you’re alongside me/ You’ve brought luck to love/ I’ve been hit by a truck in love.”
WHAT DO YOU THINK of the Mayer’s lyrics? Romantic? Cheesy?








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CHARMING POEM JOHN! I’M GETTING MY US WEEKLY TOMORROW. LOVE READING ABOUT THESE TWO. I’M GLAD THEY’RE STILL TOGETHER, TREAT HER RIGHT JOHN!!!
Speaking of Clay Cook In the pit of my stomach I always kinda had a feeling that Clay Cook really wrote all the songs that came out of the first few albums and may be Mayer was phonying it in and using them until they ran out. With this song he wrote for Jen, looks like John can’t write nothing decent any more or if he every did.
Good lord. Quel fromage.
If JM people are talking about Jm then here come Jen fans blasting Brad or Angie out. Just show Jen fans are just sick and the 4 yr time just made them more sick. I can see the people putting them down are Mayer people not Brad/Angie’s. Get help Jen people your fight is more with JM people not Brad/Angie. JM people don’t like Jen. Stop blaming it on B/A.
Sick of this overrated old ho-bag..
I would not want my ex lying on me
the way she lied on Brad.
2009 PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS
Favorite Leading Man — Brad Pitt
Favorite Female Action Star — Angelina Jolie
Congratulations to both!
(Um… what was Aniston nominated for again?…..)
Hey, who is the man Brad has 484 post and John has 101.
Brad’s awesome with a beautiful life while John is cr@p with a stupid song and a showmance. John stop working when he took the job to be Aniston’s faux boyfriend.
Guess they will put fake people on that cruise ship and call it a success. I thought John had a future in music….. not any more thanks to psycho here who can’t go to a premier without a boyfriend. If he every put out another Cd bet it’s awful if he is penning sh!t like that truck junk.
Hi ellie and bet!
Hang in there. The three of us love Jen and John. I think 2009 is going to be a good year for them together.
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Girls,watch the People’s Choice Awards show tonight. John is up for an Award. I hope he wins. It is not on here,on the West Coast until two hours from now.
That sounds like a stupid song. I bet the tabs just made that trash up.
jade @ 01/07/2009 at 10:08 pm Hi ellie and bet!
Hang in there. The three of us love Jen and John. I think 2009 is going to be a good year for them together.
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Girls,watch the People’s Choice Awards show tonight. John is up for an Award. I hope he wins. It is not on here,on the West Coast until two hours from now.
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Hey Jade..
I’m watching it now.. I hope john wins also..
I’m most definitely hanging in there For Jen & John I know its gonna be a great 2009 for them both..I love them both , never seen Jen so happy,, shes absolutely a remarkable woman I adore more then ever,
TTUL …………………………………………Ellie
John’s brother Karl told friends that John and Jen have plans to marry very, very soon.
Thank you Jared for the new Brad thread, should keep the loonies-lie- believers busy for a few days.
anonymously @ 01/07/2009 at 10:39 pm John’s brother Karl told friends that John and Jen have plans to marry very, very soon
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You spelled John’s brother name wrong you fake.
US magazine is th grossest one out there, even Perez makes fun of them. It’s like the new “Enquirere” but worse. I’m surprised there isn’t an “alian baby found” on the front cover.
That’s way John and Jen got US Mag and Star mag on speed dial. They are the one’s that answer the fastest.
Just pathetic.
The song sounds as if it was written by Coco Cox
I absolutely love both of these two! I hope it’s true that they get married. Oh and for the record, I heard the rumor too about Carl Mayer’s girlfriend blabbing to her hairdresser.
I’ve met John twice last year and Jen once when she was married. I can see why they’re together. They’re both smart, funny, talented and kind. I think a baby with his dark curly hair, her big blue eyes, his mouth and (accordingly) his/her body would put any jolie-pitt kid to shame.
#111: John and Jen were never a couple and whoever told you that is telling lies, just like they said she was dating Bouma (CAA) , Sculfor (CAA) and she and Vince (CAA) were going to be married. ALL WERE HIRED BY CAA until she marries someone else. Wait and see. Mayer and Jen never marry, that is laughable, they don’t even get along. She played a game to compete against Brad. CAA are now creating distance with the red carpet, the separate beach houses etc……WHY ? They dont want audience thinking she is really going to be married because they will be let down. Mayer and Jen never have kids. They were acting: ALL THE TIME. Same with Vince. They are friends. They never even slept together because she has “plans” with someone else….not John. He was hired for publicity like the rest. WHY ? She wants to get as much out of her career as possible by controlling fake relationships because fake relationship give her space to sort her life out, they can be used as publicity tools, they stop intrusive questions and most importantly she can control their demise. She is also scared of getting pregnant because it means getting fat and that jeopardizes her box office. She wants to beat Brad at the box office because their old relationship was competitive and she wants revenge so she waited and waited and waited. CAA are stringing that audience along with piles of lies until she tells the truth………CAA dont care as long as people give them an audience and make THEM the maximum amount of money. This whole story is lies. CAA are making up junk, spinning it, to keep getting money from people and to create and audience based off this tabloid nonsense………it’s ALL just all nonsense, from the twin pregnancy, to dating Orlando Bloom (CAA) to living with Gerard Butler (CAA), the 8 million dollar wedding with Vince, matching tattoos for Mayer……….you are a captive audience, following a real life Rachel Green and they are selling you lies for your money until their machine breaks. CAA define the words “insidious capitalist machine”, and you want to know why Oprah was squirming in disbelief? I mean, look at these two, they are obviously not even in the same room : (remove the spaces) tiny url. com /8w59ec
“I’ve been hit by a truck in love.” : YOU MUST BE UTTERLY STUPID, BLIND OR INDIFFERENT TO BELIEVE ANY OF THIS IS REAL
Mollywoo, Jen does not have blue eyes. However, she wears blue contacts.
Anon, I clearly see a connection to Jen men and CAA.
Carol :Mayer (CAA) and Aniston (CAA) officially met at party held by Brian Lourd……….guess who he is ?
ellie #94 You suck balls, big hairy balls, it goes without saying
you are a psycho big time. [jade elle bet]
————————————————————————————– jade @ 01/07/2009 at 10:08 pm Hi ellie and bet!
Hang in there. The three of us love Jen and John. I think 2009 is going to be a good year for them together.
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