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John Mayer Pens Christmas Poem For Jennifer Aniston

John Mayer Pens Christmas Poem For Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston covers the latest issue of Us Weekly, which reportedly details her exact weight plan, workout secrets and easy diet.

According to Star, John Mayer wrote a Christmas poem for Jen, and as a surprise New Year’s gift, he recorded it as a song. “He changed it a little bit to make it more lyrical,” an insider tells the mag. “But it’s all John Mayer style, so it sounds good.”

John surprised Jen with the tune during their trip to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Jen reportedly broke down in tears of joy.

The lyrics are supposedly: “Lucky in love, lucky in love/ Didn’t forget me when I asked you to leave me/ Didn’t forget me/ Now you’re alongside me/ You’ve brought luck to love/ I’ve been hit by a truck in love.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK of the Mayer’s lyrics? Romantic? Cheesy?

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Anonymous, when you mention the fast car(Ford GT) that John rented, are you referring to that blue and orange car? That car made an appearance long before Jennifer came into the picture and I believe he owns it so I don’t see how that is part of his “imitation” of her future husband. I think he was first seen in that car in late 2007.

dani : I’m not 100% on the car, it appeared after Miami one day only, so I assume he rented the thing. Renting cars like that in LA is relatively easy. As far as excuses, we will see, I am sure there will be reasons and maybe a book tie in….who knows…… her future husband is very talented, so ultimately they are hoping people will forget. It is really just because she cant get privacy, not for any price, so in order to be normal, she does this for “space”. I don’t know everything obviously, only know the big picture, not daily details. FYI CAA is a very strange place, the Anthony Pellicano trial led straight to it’s center : phonetapping, a fish with a rose in it’s mouth, broken windows, threats, tip offs etc….. if you con’t think CAA would arrange something like that, you are mistaken.

What a bunch of hooey.

Are his initials SPD?

#158 : sorry ……I’m not going to answer specifics Sue. It’s a bit of a silly game, I know……..it all sorts out anyway . This is my last post on this and I am sure someone will tell me I am a liar and that she is pregnant with triplets (it has to improve in improbability), and living with David Spade, Danny Devito or the two guys in the photoshoot (she wore underwear BTW).

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douchifer @ 01/08/2009 at 1:24 am To: Ellie # 78

No it’s Mayer who is into Beastality = Jen hag. Jen’s face makes me puke. She’s not a great actress either! C-list at best
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Go look at the horse pics yourself……
Jen is the one the sweetest woman ever. Loves the beach has a ton of freinds, and loved by everyone, Always has been loved way before Brad in the pic..

Hi ellie,dear
John didn’t win an Award last night. But we have the Grammy Awards
to look forward to next month. Since I love music so much, the Grammy Awards is one of my favorite shows.

jade @ 01/08/2009 at 12:35 pm Hi ellie,dear
John didn’t win an Award last night. But we have the Grammy Awards
to look forward to next month. Since I love music so much, the Grammy Awards is one of my favorite shows
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Hey sweet Jade I know. He really has so much talent. The Grammys will be great I also love music, and can’t wait to watch..
As you have noticed I haven’t been so nice on the site.. I must stop.its not me. I adore Jen and I’m tired of all the negativity about someone.
I happen not to believe what Brad had to say. I like neither anymore.. Jen is my girl always will be. I want nothing to do with all the competition with them anymore. Angie & Brads Fans are the nastiest people in my opinion.
Also these people will never hurt me and get me off this site..I just get so frustrated, and I’m not asking for any input..
Just wanted to say I wish Jen and John happiness its well deserved..
No one will say bad things about Jen anymore, I’m tired of it And I will fend for her…
I’m leaving tonight back home I had such a nice time with my dad & sister.
TTUL My sweet Jade……………………………………….ellie

ellie,dear
It was good to hear from you. You said what you had to say,everyone else sure gives their opinion,why shouldn’t you? We are Cyber Friends
ellie.Nothing will change that. We both like Jen and John together and
hope it works out for them.
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Kid Rock was good last night. Did you see Shemar Moore? He’s a
handsome dude. He told Ellen DeGeneres,on her show last year,that
he has a crush on Jen. If it didn’t work out,for Jen and John and Jen and Shemar got together,we would hear bashing about Shemar,all the time.

Just going from hints you’ve dropped, I thought SPD could be a possibility. He’s worn many hats from his profile and I noticed all his websites are blank. I mean you can go there but there’s no info on them, almost like it was erased or something, and definitely no photos, except for one popular movie he was in and I’d have to rent it to get a better look. I guess I’ll have to wait. I’m just excited for her no matter who it is. Her fans want her to be happy!

tAKE HEAD @ 01/08/2009 at 2:59 pm

This Mercury retrograde starts 8:44 am PST January 11, 2009 (4:44 pm GMT, January 12 in east Asia and Australia) and ends 11:11 pm PST January 31 (February 1 everywhere east of there). This retrograde moves from 8 degrees Aquarius back to 22 Capricorn, with the inferior conjunction of Mercury and the Sun occurring at 1 degree Aquarius at 7:59 am PST an hour before the Presidential inauguration on January 20.

This Mercury retrograde begins at 8 Aquarius, and retraces ground we experienced December 25 through January 10. The degree is “Beautifully Gowned Wax Figures,” symbolizing a “need for public presentation of life virtues and standards,” and the need to share our values in some external manner with others.”

Rudhyar also says this degree is about “the inspiration one may derive from the appearance of Exemplars who present to us the archetypes of a new culture.” It is a degree of fixed symbols of a culture, mental archetypes, and patterns in which we can find inspiration and new ways of dealing with others resulting from new forms revealed to our consciousness.

What we can see are the symbols and sign that “pre-form” what is on the way. We are told that this energy heralds “new collective developments.” It is in the Span of “Defensiveness,” and the synthesis degree in the Emotional-Social-Cultural level of “Contribution.”

According to Dr. Jones, creator of the Sabian Symbols, it is a degree of the “…vanity of the human spirit as it gathers strength” from superficial displays of form and reputation, “here emphasized through personal idealizations.” Its formula is Manipulating, Ideal, Ingenious, Specializing, Social, and Receptive. He offers the keyword IMPACT, and says it’s a degree of “achievement through the effective dramatization of human character on some level of everyday understanding.”

We also find that it is a degree that mobilizes our efforts due to the influence of others’ dynamic energy, and we are told that we need “to recognize and identify the values worthy of emulation.” This would imply that we need to evaluate the impact various images and people have on us, and how they are shaping the choices we make that determine a future that we’re already glimpsing through symbols.

It also indicates that our own behavior can serve as something that others could emulate. We should find ways to externalize our values, our understanding of human nature, and strive to be outstanding in an appropriate way. Just be alert to futile tendencies of trying to recapture obsolete experiences.

I don’t think Jen even like black people so she would not date Shemar Moore and besides that is he a CAA guy if not Jen will not have any thing to do with him. I think Jen like to control men by way of CAA.
Jen seems to be a control freak because she really don’t have any power. So she get these little weak men like John here so she can control them. Sick chick.

minivan goddess @ 01/08/2009 at 4:58 pm

Hahahaha is anybody really surprised by Ms. Fakey Ellie? just like her fraudulent oldhag idol…birds of a feather flock together.

minivan goddess @ 01/08/2009 at 5:01 pm

Jen dating a black guy? HAHAHHAHAHA

horse faced jenho anuston @ 01/08/2009 at 6:36 pm

jenho is number 3 in the list of 10 celebrities 10 celebs who should hibernate this year

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/entertainment/10-celebs-who-should-hibernate-this-year-344653/#photoViewer=3

Jennifer Aniston
Instead of complaining about the press making you look bad, avoid the paparazzi and magazine interviews for a year and come back in 2010 reinvented, stronger, and not acting like you have something to prove. We also wouldn’t mind if you dumped John Mayer, he’s annoying.

When it comes to celebrities, gossip blogs and tabloids, there tends to be an oversaturation of the same dozen or so people hogging all the attention. Some we like and don’t mind hearing from, while others either can’t shut up or have literally nothing to show for their fame and irritate us. These 10 stars fall into that category, and while we’ll try not to be mean, we have advised them with taking a year off and using this time for constructive behavior. If you agree, post in the comments. If you’re trying to stay positive in the New Year, stay tuned for tomorrow’s list of the 10 celebs we want to reclaim the spotlight.

That is so true Jen is a pathetic whinny annoying bi//ch. I’m so sick of her and please do lose the even bigger douche bag Mayer he is dragging you down even farther.

NO WAY would I buy that Magazine.
They should just stop putting her on them. I notice in the store people don’t buy them. Those stacks are always full. While others are empty.

My guess is Jen don’t even tolarate black people unless it’s a publicity stunt. John is the same way. When John is at functions he seem to run for the black people to pose for pictures to leak out to the media.
To fake like he is down and you know he is not.

douchifer @ 01/08/2009 at 1:24 am To: Ellie # 78

No it’s Mayer who is into Beastality = Jen hag. Jen’s face makes me puke. She’s not a great actress either! C-list at best
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You know your mouth Is sh it it belongs in the toilet..not your ass

Jade,

Hi sweet one. Well I guess we will be getting more of Jen soon with her upcoming movie coming out in February. Has Marley and Me come to your area yet? I hope it has. You will love it. It is a real treat. I’ll talk with you soon. Take care.

the picture looks staged. It looks like she’s wearing makeup to run on the beach.

Mamasarah @ 01/09/2009 at 8:41 am

Laaaaaaaaaaame.

Now this one is class all top notch, most loving like able caring person that I adore watching so much.. I admire for her great spirit. Jen you really are an amazing person…

I LOVE JOHN MAYER’S MUSIC VERY MUCH - I hope he does not get hurt and screw up his career - he seems to be a very romantic, sensual, brilliant, sexy looking, wish I could be with him instead of her, intelligent ( and I can go on forever with the adjectives), young man. I hope this is true love for both of them and I wish them the very best of luck in their relationship - he is a smart guy and I trust he can take care of his business.

I HAVE LOTS OF RESPECT FOR HIS TALENT!

Jcali @ 01/09/2009 at 6:50 am the picture looks staged. It looks like she’s wearing makeup to run on the beach.

It’s from the movie “Marley and Me”.

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