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Miley Cyrus: I Cut My Uvula on a Piece of Chicken!
Poor Miley Cyrus has quite the hoarse voice today because she cut her uvula (the small, fleshy mass of tissue hanging in the back of your throat).
The 16-year-old Hannah Montana star shared in a new video blog, “The reason I sound like this is because I cut my uvula. The way the nurse explained it to me is, you know that cartoon when that really obnoxious baby screams and you see that waggling thing around in their mouth? That’s a uvula. So I cut my uvula today on a piece of chicken. I put too much dressing on it and it got slippery and it got caught and it cut my uvula.”
Miley Cyrus: I Cut My Uvula on a Piece of Chicken!
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Poor Miley.
second? well, i don’t care but poor miley !
She couldn’t just leave it at, “I have a sore throat” ?!?!?!?
whatever!
hahaha miley….your voice is worst than before…but you still cant shut your mouth…gosh aren’t we are screwed then…
Wew..
Thats Kinda ….
Coz Of Chicken? Weewwww..
And That Doesnt Seem Hurt Coz Miley Can Talk Although Her Voice Is…
Anyway, Get Well Soon Miley!
U’re Da Best..
Must’ve been her BF’s chicken..
Awww feel better Miley!!! <3 :)
Imao nobody can cut a uvula or whatever with a piece of chicken!!! ahaha omg so funnyy…
anyways i hope u get better miley
Imao nobody can cut a uvula or whatever with a piece of chicken!!! ahaha omg so funnyy…
anyways i hope u get better miley
What the heck! What was she doing to that piece of chicken? Poor chicken…
and shes still talking
since when is chicken sharp??
I really dont understand how she cut it on a piece of chicken that she said got slippery with dressing and slid down her throat??
how does chicken cut skin?
i understand if it was the bone..
Nothing can shut this girl up!!
does this mean she cant sing!!!!
yay!!!!
finally
im glad she cant really talk
next time the chicken better do its job and make her voice go away..somehow
Three words, Jared:
Just. Jared. Junior.
Please.
Somebody needs to smack this hillbilly and make her go away. She is beyond annoying, her stupid video blogging is stupid beyond words and she looks like Alvin the Chipmunk with those fat cheeks.
Have her “friend” Justin cram something down her throat to keep her quiet. That’s assuming HIS boyfriend allows it!
I don’t think it’s true because Miley is a vegetarian.
haha that’s kinda funny, but poor miley! i hope she feels better soon. What does the uvula do anyways?
She could have cut her ***** on a piece of **** for all I care.
i still don’t understand how chicken is sharp…
she’s full of crap…
she just needs to shut her mouth and go to school and stop irritating people with her nasty voice.
poor miley….
Um, she always sound like she has a d*ck in her throat, so what else is new? Why do you randomly place kid stuff on the main website too Jared? No Zac and Vanessa–who are in their 20s–but this16-year-old sl**?
I doubt she cut it on THAT.
If you know what I mean…
i hope she wont be able to sing anymore, but i still hope shes ok and all
I didnt know she could put that “chicken” bone that far back… talented girl!
xo
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Miley I hope you feel better and are back on your feet.
that sounds nasty=S
i hope she stays like that for a long time…
people that we really know about talent.. dont caree about miley
lmfao mileys gonna get so many jokes for this
why dont i start??
what was really in ur mouth that was too big
aah! That must have hurt :( get well soon Miley. :(
i gaurantee she cut her uvula while deep throating her boyfriend.
But i still think she is sexy
did she ****?!
maybe that explains her bad singing!
Amazing she farts for the whole world to hear it, what a well educated young lady.
Americans are so fortunate to have her. I couldnt care less.
#21 almost made me pee my pants laughing!
Yea like this really warrants a main post. She’s an idiot.
i bet you she “cut” it while she was giving her boyfriend a ********
shes obviously not a vegetarian anymore..
She is so dumb
lol her “singing” probably sounds the same
I thought that said *****… I was like WTF! EW! lol
I thought that said v u l v a… I was like WTF! EW! lol
Tonsil hockey with Justin Gaston. End of story.
If she was vegan this wouldn’t happen
Oh dear God, please tell me it’s fatal……….
oh yeah and we need to know this….why?
bimbo!
Miley’s been sucking big dÑ–rty donkey dÑ–cks
Miley is the most annoying teen sensation right now. I cannot stand her voice or songs or her!
Stop singing Miley! You’re not Celine Dion or Barbra Streisand!
Miley is the most annoying teen sensation right now. I cannot stand her voice or songs or her!
Stop singing Miley! You’re not Celine Dion or Barbra Streisand!
on a piece if chicken? i can understand on a chicken bone, but a piece of chicken? Was she swallowing a whole boneless breast? Oh, my, that visual is hilarious.
haha :)
feel better miley!
who really cares? why does she blogs about stupid thing like this? Her voice sounds even more annoying. And, sorry, but chicken IS NOT sharp. She most be kidding us for God’s sake.
lol she cut it on….chicken? lol is that what the kids are calling it these days? ok sure miley….
Ouch thats gotta hurt! My aunt ate a piece of chicken once and she got a small piece of the chicken bone stuck on her throat. And she had to go to the ER.
GETOUTAHERE!!
A clitorus in her throat?
she said she was a vegetarian…..???
IT WASN’T A CHICKEN!!! IT WAS JUSTIN’S D*CK!
Not sure why but I actually read
Miley Cyrus: I Cut My ***** on a Piece of Chicken!
Why did I read that? What is wrong with me?
is it how you call a d.i.c.k these days????
“chicken”????
this -s.l.u.t- needs to disappear!
Jared why do you post teens on here still? It’s so annoying. You made JJJ for that and we still see this stupid child on here. Meh
MILEY CUT HER ***** ON CHICKEN ****
can she sing again ? :(
She cut her uvula with a piece of chicken? more like a **** ring I bet her bf is pierced. ho
She cut her uvula with a piece of chicken? more like a d*ck ring I bet her bf is pierced. ho
Pobre Miley..
Podra cantar!!
En verdad no entendi mucho
lo qe ella hablo..
Porqe Soii de Argentina..
ii mucho ingles no se!!
Besos!!
Te kiero Miley..!!
http://fotolog.terra.com.ar/solo_estrenos → Pasen ii sabran cuanto la kiero!!
who on earth CARES?!?!?! Good GOD, stop sharing these idiotic, TMI details about people, ESPECIALLY self-obsessed teenyboppers!!
how the hell can anyone cut their uvula on chicken? really too much dressing it would have slid down her throat and choken her, but cutting skin dont think so. if it was a chicken bone then surely she would have a bone in her chicken and took it out.
god she is such a drama queen, i bet she only have a throat infection or something, but trying to make it all dramatic.
plus jared why are posting about this disney sk*nk on here, she just justjared jr for these disney wannabes.
plus jared why are posting about this disney sk*nk on here, she just justjared jr for these disney wannabes.
sure, i no u were blowing ur bf
it’s pretty obvious u disney **** =]
she looks nasty, like she’s been partying to much
btw her friend’s face is ******* ugly, she has some huge bug eyes
lol @ 65
only **** get **** rings =p
I went on the net and looked up about what does the uvula does, and it helps to talk correctly & blaah, so , she won’t be singing for a long time!
what in the hell happened to Disney Channel ????
Before their series were awesome with people who could actually ACT!!!!
like : Lizzie McGuire
That’s So Raven
Even Stevens
Phil of the Future
…….???
Wizards of Waverly Place
Hannah Montana
…. they CAN’T ACT !!
whats happened!
I prefer GOSSIP GIRL, THE SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEENAGER, THE OC, & LIPSTICK JUNGLE ;)
Ya’ll need to shut the hell up!! I don’t know why someone would bother even leaving a comment if they hate the person! Its pathetic!!! Get a life and leave the poor girl alone. o one more thing no matter how much u hate a person and this is diffrent because u don’t even know her anyway u don’t wish bad stuff to happen to them it just shows how stupid and jealous u are.
She’s soooo vulgar!
Miley is so funny, and you people are so gullible (and stupid),
Let’s face it stupid people…Miley is the best thing that ever came out of Disney…she is one of the top entertainers in the world…she has sold about 12 million albums already…she has a top TV show, hit movie and sold-out concert tour…she is going to be one of the richest girls in the country…millions and millions of people love her and yet a hand-ful of you ***** still think its funny to write BS about her…I hope there are more Mcdonalds opening soon cuz that’s where you all are gonna end up working if youre lucky…
Uvula sounds like something downtown.
Wow . . .such breaking news. . .NOT!
Seriously, who cares?
Not like if her life was in danger or whatever…. her voice sounds the same to me, so deep and annoying.
Argh, i hate people who refer to themselves as talented and think that the public cares about every tiny little thing that happens in their boring lives…
And please Miley, learn how to eat.
I bet it hurts;
Poor miley..
But her voice sounds like a rusted bike.
Kinda funny..
woww.
now her voice is even MORE annoying.
Hey LuckyL,
It’s because she is a freaking mega-star you moron. Get a life and stop trashing little kids for entertainment.
Ain’t she vegetarian?
I thought she was a vegetarian?
All of you haters need to shut the heck up! NONE of you are doctors. She could have swallowed a chicken bone. Ya’ll weren’t there. I hope Miley gets better soon so she can show all ya’ll up.
I CARE !! and shes not a **** !! it was probably with the bone or sometimes in the chinease stores they make the chiken hard !!! mileys the BEST and ya’ll are just jealous cause your probably fat, ugly JEALOUS pigs !!
grow up teenies…..you don’t need silly Miley as a role model. Her brain is full of marbles…..and has a stupid mouth. Just wait and see….she will soon be a “has been”. No real talent. Just another bimbo diva wanna be.
the fat ***** asks for her pasta to be cooked in perrier, **** her uvula
Oh, come on. Justin Gaston’s chicken cut the brat’s uvula. We all know that. Hahahaha.
awh! hope she’s better (:
she definitely has the love from me!
sierra xo
For someone that has a so called ‘annoying’ voice, she makes a lot of money from it.
And, if it was or wasn’t chicken. Who cares. If it was one of you that sucked ****, or so you keep saying she has, itd be fine. Hypocrites.
I wish her all the best.
no you are the best singer ever
good ,great news maybe she’ll never sing again…
I thought Miley was a vegiterian.
I guess she isn’t anymore.
her voice already sucks , this is just another attempt for miley cyrus to get attention.
Why is everyone acting all like dumbasses?
Miley is awesome and doesn’t need everyone to disrespect
her like that. Yes, she acts older then she is but so does
Selena Gomez, do you all hate Selena as well?
You guys think she can’t sing,
Taylor Swift can’t sing, the only time she sounds good is when
she’s in the recording studio because all recording studios
help you sound better then you do, do you hate her? Also, yeah
Miley sounds good when it’s live other then Taylor Swift and I
don’t see everyone hating on her.
Most people only say that hate Miley because of the way she acts,
well, Vanessa Hudgens when she was 18 she sent
Naked pictures to Zac Efron & everyone still liked her,
Miley Cyrus sends HALF (not even) BARLEY any naked pictures
of her not even to anyone just for myspace. …stupid haterz
Okey,This is for all the people who are saying bad thing about miley:SHUT UP!
LOVE MILEY!HOPE SHE GEETS BETTER!
i hope it affects her singing career
it really hurt lol :(
Well, well, well, are you one of Miley /hopeless / hanna had enuf/ 10 year olf fans? let see ,, you said we dont hate on selena gomez, well she hasnt been pimped out by Disney or her daddy…Taylor Swift has been nominated for a grammy.. something Miley can onmly dream of..VanessaHudgens doesnt try to pretend she can sing and she is not in your face 24/7…she needs to take her two pack a day habit voice ,and akey brakey Dad. and her 20 year old underwear boy toy , and go back to kentucky hunt possum with uncle jed clampett… y’all…have disney do a reality show from her trailer park..ha ha ha..
Feel better soon Miley . I Fucken Love you Miley (your so pretty smart Talented good rolemodle i just love you!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
hahaha.
yeaaah, she was probably being bullimic.
nicely done, biaatch. :)
Well she sounds more annoying than before and I dont know if her sister is trying to be funny or what but she is just as dumb as miley. And kind of an embarrassing person to be around.
i love you miley!! feel betterr!! im sorry about your throat!! keep rockin!! :]
we all know she is a ****.
so what..
yeah right, you absolutely can cut your uvula on a piece of chicken… don’t you have a better excuse, miley? for crying at loud, she cut her uvula ******* her boyfirend.
well, i used to love miley, but she didn’t cut her uvula on a piece of chicken, it’s scientifically impossible! and, we all know that she is full of crap, just like selena gomez.
good work, *****… let’s see if now you can totally ruin your career (:
stupid miley!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone equates Miley’s popularity (monetary success) with talent.. this is a misguided perception. Mley lovers and fans fail to see the big picture… and if someone calls her out we are percieved as haters or jealous, neither is the case. we simply see what Disney ” marketing gimmick (and with the help of her egomaniac Father )has carefully crafted into a artificial pop star who has no business trying to be passed off to the public as someone who has talent.. anyone over the age of 10 can see this..
..
shes vegetarian…so..shes clearly lying
WOW. How come that didnt happen to me.
I choked on a peice of chicken at Kentucky Fried Chicken
and it didnt cut my mouth or throat or uvula.
I guess you had to be Miley Cyrus to have chicken cut ur Uvula. LOL
omg, poor miley! i hope it heals up quickly. and yes, i feel sympathy and yes, i was very proud of her when she was nominated for a golden globe award. and don’t act all superior because you’re not a miley fan and “i’m soooo lame / retarded,” it’s getting old.
Are u kiddin meh? Oh my gosh?
A, poor chicken cut ur uvula?
Are u sure? xD
omg lol
>:o u cant sing
LOL god bless u 4 dat xD
Im laughing so hard at all these comments.
There are days where i love her, but it’s usually disgust.
I’ve seen her several times in patys chowing down on meat she’s not vegeterian. haha
And she’s a very snobby little girl, who let fame get to her head.
She “donated” $1 off of every ticket sale to a charity for the concert of hope. Wow, generous miley, it never came out of her pocket.
She’s over-rated, and annoying in my opinion. But we all have them, and it’s america we’re entitled to voice them.
i don´t know why you all hate her she ´s a great person so better look at your defects first and then hers yes?? thanks
hope you get well soon miley!
You guys are ********. Seriously, this was a MILEYWORLD video. She made it for her FANS to watch, so she’s not trying to make you feel sorry for her. :) So shut the **** up.
# 95
Nicki @ 01/12/2009 at 3:20 pm
I thought Miley was a vegiterian.
I guess she isn’t anymore.
____
*pats your head* She’s a liar sweety.
i hate u miley!!!!!! u cant sing HA!
Darn slippery chicken FINGER. Seriously, was it going down or coming up? Cut your nails next time and we can prevent further injuries. Your teeth, hair, and internal organs, on the other hand…
Slippery chicken cut her uvula? Is she serious?
I can understand maybe dry chicken cutting a uvula, but chicken smothered in “dressing”? Not buying it!
um that’s kinda weird….on a piece of chicken??Shh :D
talk about strange thiings man
great…idont even like her real voice.. am so happy for that its funny thing..heat hea ..shes ugly and too skeny ..eeeeew..poor miley
haha
ahhh wow that sucks
since when can chicken hurt you and damage ur voice????
i dont think itwas chiken she had down her throat…
ahaha the sound of her voice it’s so funny xD
poor miley
i dont buy the crap theyre selling. You cant cut your uvula on a piece of chicken. However… a lot of cases of cut uvulas come up in bulimics. (Thats an eating disorder when you eat to your maximum and then you throw up your food.) Could this mean Miley is a puker?
i hope u get well soon miley so u can make a new song they r so cool and u r so sexy
hi hope you get betta soon miley . Don’t listen to the nasty comments there just idiots …
luv nat - luke x
she is better than any rapper they need to shut up!!!!! cry babies not miley.
to “kindra gipson” : honey , this is a public web site , we can do whatever we wanna do in here . so don’t tell us to shut the hell up , ok darling ? hohoho , before say something , you better check if it make sense , got it ? good ;*
to “kindra gipson” : honey , this is a public web site , we can do whatever we wanna do in here . so don’t tell us to shut the hell up , ok darling ? hohoho , before say something , you better check if it make sense , got it ? good ;*
“chicken” is the other name for “****” now?
So do American’s refer to ***** as chicken? /-:
I LOVE miley :( BUT I LOVE LOVE LOVE DEMI AND SELENA 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000X BETTER no offense milez is still my homegirl lol. DUDE U GUYS NEED TO STOP BEING SO CRUEL TO HER YES SHE HAS HAD HER MISTAKES BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN SHE’S HORRIBLE!!!!!! SHE’S A TEENAGER THATS WHAT THEY DO!! WHEN DEMI WAS 14 SHE TOOK PICS OF HER AND HER BF @ THE TIME WITH HER IN A TIGHT TANKTOP AND A PIC HAD HIM SMILING AT HER BR*ASTS UNDERNEATH THEM BUT I STILL LOVE DEMI TO DEATH!!!!!!!! CMON IT ISNT LIKE MILEY HAS BEEN CURSING U OFF OR ANYTHING HORRIBLE!!!!
GOD BLESS MILEY even if this was a while ago
I hope you get better miley. love your fan
i hope you get better miley . god bless you.
it’s not like she has much of a voice to loose. personally i wish she’d have chocked on that piece of chicken.
she’s a complete idot. beyond stupid.
Hey, guys! I am not Miley’s biggest fan, nor am I a “hater”. I have read some of the comments posted here, and I WILL agree that Miley and her sister are acting a LITTLE immature for their age, but I must say, should we really be trying to invade on the Cyrus’s personal life? I also must say, have compassion! It is rude and childish to be laughing at this matter. :) Ouch! I mean, getting it caught on your uvula and…. just please keep the comments kind and respectful, folks! Thanks!
’*’`•.,,.•’`*`’♥-PunkPrincess17’*’`•.,,.•’`*`’♥
you had it coming *****
what i dare you to report me you cocksucking tools of miley cyrasss
how could she cut her throat on a piece of chicken sice when is chicken sharp snd my mum who is a NURSE says u cannot cut ou uvula on a piece of chicken miley is a stupid *****
how could she cut her throat on a piece of chicken sice when is chicken sharp snd my mum who is a NURSE says u cannot cut ou uvula on a piece of chicken miley is a stupid *****
poor miley get better soon!
i love you miley i uderstand my brother cuted he,s uvula and can,t eat for 4 weeks get well soon love you from shana
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