Miley Cyrus: I Cut My Uvula on a Piece of Chicken!
Poor Miley Cyrus has quite the hoarse voice today because she cut her uvula (the small, fleshy mass of tissue hanging in the back of your throat).
The 16-year-old Hannah Montana star shared in a new video blog, “The reason I sound like this is because I cut my uvula. The way the nurse explained it to me is, you know that cartoon when that really obnoxious baby screams and you see that waggling thing around in their mouth? That’s a uvula. So I cut my uvula today on a piece of chicken. I put too much dressing on it and it got slippery and it got caught and it cut my uvula.”
Miley Cyrus: I Cut My Uvula on a Piece of Chicken!








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Well, well, well, are you one of Miley /hopeless / hanna had enuf/ 10 year olf fans? let see ,, you said we dont hate on selena gomez, well she hasnt been pimped out by Disney or her daddy…Taylor Swift has been nominated for a grammy.. something Miley can onmly dream of..VanessaHudgens doesnt try to pretend she can sing and she is not in your face 24/7…she needs to take her two pack a day habit voice ,and akey brakey Dad. and her 20 year old underwear boy toy , and go back to kentucky hunt possum with uncle jed clampett… y’all…have disney do a reality show from her trailer park..ha ha ha..
Feel better soon Miley . I Fucken Love you Miley (your so pretty smart Talented good rolemodle i just love you!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
hahaha.
yeaaah, she was probably being bullimic.
nicely done, biaatch. :)
Well she sounds more annoying than before and I dont know if her sister is trying to be funny or what but she is just as dumb as miley. And kind of an embarrassing person to be around.
i love you miley!! feel betterr!! im sorry about your throat!! keep rockin!! :]
we all know she is a ****.
so what..
yeah right, you absolutely can cut your uvula on a piece of chicken… don’t you have a better excuse, miley? for crying at loud, she cut her uvula ******* her boyfirend.
well, i used to love miley, but she didn’t cut her uvula on a piece of chicken, it’s scientifically impossible! and, we all know that she is full of crap, just like selena gomez.
good work, *****… let’s see if now you can totally ruin your career (:
stupid miley!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone equates Miley’s popularity (monetary success) with talent.. this is a misguided perception. Mley lovers and fans fail to see the big picture… and if someone calls her out we are percieved as haters or jealous, neither is the case. we simply see what Disney ” marketing gimmick (and with the help of her egomaniac Father )has carefully crafted into a artificial pop star who has no business trying to be passed off to the public as someone who has talent.. anyone over the age of 10 can see this..
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shes vegetarian…so..shes clearly lying
WOW. How come that didnt happen to me.
I choked on a peice of chicken at Kentucky Fried Chicken
and it didnt cut my mouth or throat or uvula.
I guess you had to be Miley Cyrus to have chicken cut ur Uvula. LOL
omg, poor miley! i hope it heals up quickly. and yes, i feel sympathy and yes, i was very proud of her when she was nominated for a golden globe award. and don’t act all superior because you’re not a miley fan and “i’m soooo lame / retarded,” it’s getting old.
Are u kiddin meh? Oh my gosh?
A, poor chicken cut ur uvula?
Are u sure? xD
omg lol
>:o u cant sing
LOL god bless u 4 dat xD
Im laughing so hard at all these comments.
There are days where i love her, but it’s usually disgust.
I’ve seen her several times in patys chowing down on meat she’s not vegeterian. haha
And she’s a very snobby little girl, who let fame get to her head.
She “donated” $1 off of every ticket sale to a charity for the concert of hope. Wow, generous miley, it never came out of her pocket.
She’s over-rated, and annoying in my opinion. But we all have them, and it’s america we’re entitled to voice them.
i don´t know why you all hate her she ´s a great person so better look at your defects first and then hers yes?? thanks
hope you get well soon miley!
You guys are ********. Seriously, this was a MILEYWORLD video. She made it for her FANS to watch, so she’s not trying to make you feel sorry for her. :) So shut the **** up.
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Nicki @ 01/12/2009 at 3:20 pm
I thought Miley was a vegiterian.
I guess she isn’t anymore.
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*pats your head* She’s a liar sweety.
i hate u miley!!!!!! u cant sing HA!
Darn slippery chicken FINGER. Seriously, was it going down or coming up? Cut your nails next time and we can prevent further injuries. Your teeth, hair, and internal organs, on the other hand…
Slippery chicken cut her uvula? Is she serious?
I can understand maybe dry chicken cutting a uvula, but chicken smothered in “dressing”? Not buying it!
um that’s kinda weird….on a piece of chicken??Shh :D
talk about strange thiings man
great…idont even like her real voice.. am so happy for that its funny thing..heat hea ..shes ugly and too skeny ..eeeeew..poor miley
haha
ahhh wow that sucks
since when can chicken hurt you and damage ur voice????
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