OlderSacha Baron Cohen Insults Madonna At Golden Globes
Sacha Baron Cohen made a number of jokes at Sunday’s Golden Globes. The 36-year-old British comedian started off by poking fun at Botox-faced celebrities.
He said, “It’s been a wonderful year for movies, including, of course, Benjamin Button, the story of a man whose face gets younger as he gets older. Uh, which is just like most of the people in this room.” (The camera pans to Button’s star Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.)
After the crowd burst into laughter, he continued, “It is said that in times of economic hardship, people flock to the cinemas to watch mindless puerile, escapist nonsense, which is great news because I’ve got a movie coming out (see below).”
Sacha then proceeded to take jabs at a few celebs: “But this recession is affecting everyone, even celebrities. Victoria Beckham hasn’t eaten for three weeks. Charlie Sheen has been forced to have sex without paying for it. It’s true. And even Madonna has had to get rid of one of her personal assistants. (pauses) Our thoughts go out to you Guy Ritchie.” (Sandra Bullock shakes her head.)
Ouch!!! Sacha then presented the “Best Motion Picture - Musical Or Comedy” Golden Globe to Vicky Cristina Barcelona. In his upcoming movie, Sacha will play his alter ego Bruno, a flamboyantly gay fashion reporter from Austria.
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he’s an ass
to DE: I think that sounds more like Katie Holmes than Angie. At least Angie’s children have each other to play with not just their mother.
But back to SBC haha his jokes are too funny!
He didn’t insult her. Calm the f*** down Jared.
HE SUX
It’s called “comedy” fools.
Doesn’t he know Madonna from doing that cheesy ‘Music’ video or whatever. He was Ali G in it.
I still laughed when he made the comment. Sacha is hilarious!
If he did slam that ugly, pretentious ****, then he’s alright by me!!!!!!
i found that quite entertaining actually,
he’s sacha baron cohen.. he’s just the person
who can make anything funny, god people.
and #6’s right, it’s comedy. and if he intentionally
meant to hurt them he would of said something about
alex rodrigeuz.
Cruel jokes/dirty jokes are not comedy.
He should stay there in England.
he drew a round of boos after mocking MADONNA’s divorce
BS @ 01/12/2009 at 12:36 am
he drew a round of boos after mocking MADONNA’s divorce
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Umm bullsht. There was round of quiet chuckles, some silence and unsure laughter, but no boos.
lol. thanks jared. i emailed you about this. i’m watching the e aftershow and terence howard just gave sacha props. i almost didn’t recognize. him. i missed ricky gervais’ beer drinking bit, but oh well. i thought it was funny. and isla was there too!!!! in the fugh dress. thanks for all the pics too jared.
well…madonna is something to joke about anyway.
everyone knows its true…hes the only one w/ enough guts to say it…i’m sure madonna and guy had a good laugh. ppl need to stop being so dam uptight..
Are you kidding me?! Don’t you even understand that joke?
He actually insulted Guy Ritchie with that one, as he was referred to as her assistant.
“…even Madonna has had to get rid of one of her personal assistants. (pauses) Our thoughts go out to you Guy Ritchie.”
I love Shasha for the Madonna & Victoria comment :-)
In the other news ALL the ladies at the GG look simply stunning, the hair,make up, dresses(except Frieda Pinto’s dress) everything is fab.
This is the best fashion at a high profile gala in years.
That sounds more like an insult to Guy Ritchie. Either way, it wasn’t funny. There was a collective groan from he audience and the camera showed Selman Hayak and then Sandra Bullock who clearly did not find it funny.
Hopefully the Oscars will have the CLASSY actors not the ones who show off their vaginas*cough* Vanessa Hudgens *cough*
EVERYONE there was hilarious, they really were on their A game!
It was a JOKE, god shut the hell up. and a hilarious one at that! ;]
Where’s the insult? It’s a joke.And the one directed at Charlie Sheen was actually harsher than the one towards Guy Ritchie.
It’s always refreshing when someone has the guts to make the powerful ones their targets.Usually, the ones mocked are the less important (like TV reality contestants or the has beens). And, oddly enough,in these cases, Salma and co find it very funny.
HAHA Funny
he’s great ,cant wait for Bruno
OMG!…Sascha Baron Cohen is soooooooo funny!…and he’s got GUTZ!!!….check it out again….(The people’s reactions are the funniest thing!…and Americas Sweetheart Drew Barrimore found the ‘tasteless’ jokes hilarious too!..hehe!…
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except Frieda Pinto’s dress
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okay so i’m on the lainey gossip banwagon about this chick being utterly beautiful…and i would say that from faraway the dress doesn’t look that bad…but then i saw the picture either on jj/the globes site/ on entertainment tonight’s site and oh my gosh. the close up of that dress is shocking. it’s some vintage piece or something? or from a really well known designer. ugh. that girl wears some hit/miss dresses. it’s good she’s really pretty and i couldn’t care less about what she wears.
wasnt he in her “music” vid? guess theyve fallen out.. fickle industry.
Awesome! take that all you Hollywood freaks.
Oh My Damn, that was HYSTERICAL but I kinda like how they stood behind fellow film-maker Guy. Poor Sacha, too funny for the plastic people.
The caption of this is ridiculous, jj.
It’s a dig at Guy Ritchie. Though I dare Sacha to say it to Guy’s face.
ahahaha… i wonder what is Madonna’s reaction!
the joke was clearly an insult to guy ritchie…. u people are so dumb
I lol-ed. And then when everyone acted all shocked and insulted I lol-ed harder. <3 Sasha! :) He looked hot too!
cool! Madonna sucks!
some of you guys are idiots…guy ritchie was the one sasha targeted! he’s good friends with madonna and they have worked together. the gold-diggin’ ritchie so deserved it! haha…
…although it was in poor taste, i can see that bullock and hayek (who are also madonna’s friends) did not find it funny…jared, you need to change the heading of this entry…you are way off.
now y’all play nice out there!
madonna rules! g-rock (up above) sucks a**. that totally was a dig at guy ritchie (can’t wait to see his “sherlock holmes” — i smell a stinker)
Can’t we send him back across the pond. His films aren’t funny. His characters aren’t funny. He’s crass not class. I don’t like any of the people he slammed, but he took cheap shots at people who weren’t in the room and who were easy targets. I hope his film tanks.
hollywood is so stuck up
he was funny
jj, you have NO idea what you’re talking about!! It’s a dig at Guy Ritchie!
Use your brain.
Change the caption if this for god sake, you’re way off!!
He was funny until he directly insulted Victoria and Madonna. What a trashy guy.
Are you real?!
It’s an insult to Guy Ritchie. Are you that drugged or just stupid that you can’t figure it out yourself?
Though I think that Charlie Sheen should more insulted than Guy R by the dig made at him. That one was kinda mean. Still funny though.
You people are dumb as f*ck, really.
It’s a dig at Guy ritchie. How more obvious can it be????!
Change this false caption.
lmao he was so funny! ppl need to calm the **** down
hey just jared COLIN FARRELL my favorite actor won an oscar tonight where are his pictures , you are posting only about the losers repeadely , what about a winner for a change.
he was funny. and these celebrities take themselvs way too seriously.
#43
Colin won an Oscar? Hahaha. Which Award ceremony did you watch?
It was actually funny and it was Drew Barrymore cracking up.
hell, he had me laughing! it was funny and i don’t get why so many people are offended.
The dig was at gold digger, Guy Ritchie. DUH!
Get this caption right.
i thought it was hilarious
to domino #43
you must be on somthing to miss the part that colin farrell won the oscar for his brilliant performance for * in bruges* and he gave the best speech of the night and he looked soooooooooooooooooooooo hot and so sexy , jared why don’t you post colin farrell’s acepting speech for domino seems like she/ he missed the best part of the oscar ceremony, and domino don’t mad just because your idol didn’t win anything.
to domino #43
here is the accepting speech he did again congragulation on his win well deserved he was brilliant .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_55HunTfbg8
and this is another one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvMQckpuZ7k
I think both Madonna and Guy Ritchie will have found this funny if they have a sense of humour. When you play your life out in public you are open to being commented on and this was hardly an insulting joke- the only person it could possibly insult is Ritchie and I’d like to think he has the humour to get the joke.
shoot, i watched the wrong award show. i would have sworn i was watching the golden globes. *lol
…`anyone who got offended is a big lame pusssy!
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hell, sacha’s not even funny… i don’t know why anyone would care about the ish that comes out of his mouth.
HA HA HA>. that is so funny! I remember when a comedian poked fun at Jessica simpson and Nick Lachey when they were going through a divorce.
HE WAS VERRY FUNNY AND SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE HOST!!!
Guy Ritchie is becoming an influential director and directors are a fraternity. Not a smart move Sacha. But where oh where is the picture of Salma’s reaction to this fool?
**** YOU BORAT!!
Poor Madge! C’mon, she just divorced! Her and Guy have kids! It’s just gross make fun of these things
It’s insensitive to joke about Madonna’s divorce, but my take on the jokes was more of an emasculating jab at Guy. But I think it could go either way. It was funny. The audience didn’t boo, but they “ooooohed” because it felt harsh and they knew any one of them could be ridiculed in the next heartbeat, too, ha.
He’s hilarious. I’m so glad there are a few people who don’t have their heads up Hollywood’s ass.
He’s a comic thats what they do. They make fun of people in the news.
I bet the cast of 30 ROCK was laughing. (maybe not Alec)
This jerk should NOT be allowed to be a presenter at an award show EVER again. He and Joy Behar should have an affair. They love to tear down people who are going through difficult times.
he’s great. wish there were more like him.
ri23 @ 01/12/2009 at 9:02 am
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He works in the industry so he’s in deep.
he’s an ass
No, you’re an ass because he’s hilarious and you don’t get it. You are prollly one of those American retards he punked in his tour of the US.
My dears, Madonna has insulted herself incessantly with her shows, her statements, her divorces, etc., etc. She is beyond insult and is best used as the butt of hilarious jokes like his.
stfu all yous who say madonna deserved it, no one’s divorce whether famous, infamous or unknown deserves to be joked about.
I saw the slam on Good Morning Chicago. Awesome job Sacha! I don’t know why the celebs were backing Madonna. Madonna is a thoughtless and selfish person. I guess Celebrity wants me to feel sorry for her.. WHATEVER
Sacha had the best speech of the night
The Golden Globes are in fact a mega “mutual admiration society” propelled by the greed wealth power of a few.The British\Jewish contribution the evenings (entertainment) was was more of a reality check than an insult ,and a display of his education and skill as an clever wordsmith.I enjoyed watching Sacha destroy the vanity that power and wealth bring ,.and (to their credit )the cringing fools covered in the Bling that the big bucks had brought them in their careers,They had to cover their expensive faces when the reality check went down.America is in a world of hurt ,.please let’s not shut our eyes, keep the faith and pray for peace
It’s a dig at both of them. At her for treating her husband like her personal assistant and at him for allowing himself to be treated like an employee. It was effing funny. I think Madonna can handle it - she’s a big girl. Plus, I think she and SBC are friends. I hear he helped her perfect her fake British accent.
thee were no boos. I thought it was funny
One of the things to love about Baron-Cohen is that he takes on powerful politicians & “A-list” Hollywood celebs. Would his act really be funny if he just mocked semi-retarded anonymous rubes on the street? Jay Leno does that, too.
Celebs are insignificant. So I’m glad Sacha doesn’t waste a lot of time on them. But sheesh, learn how to take a joke, guys. They applaud his work in Borat. Now, when he turns on them, suddenly he goes too far? Pfft…
that was a slam on Guy Richie not Madonna…and it was a joke - and a funny one!
I would have liked him to slam dykelina and fugly brad more.
He forgot the increasingly thicker lips and perkier boobs on these aging stars.
Loooved it!! He said what everyone has been dying to say! Deal with it!! HA! HA! Good for Sacha!
I LOVED it best part of the night, and he is actually friends with Madonna and the Beckhams so i’m sure they all laughed about it.
Loved it. Gosh you people need to lighten up. I think that even those he made fun of (ritchie, madonna) KNOWS its just a freakin joke.
Some people take things way too seriously. It’s a joke.
Even if he did mean it seriously, I’m with him. He’s great.
I don’t think it was a joke….jokes are funny…that was just stupid….plain and stupid. I inderstand that “comedians” lack any originality so its ok for them to ridicule people (under the impression they are funny) instead of make actual jokes but don’t expect for people to roll when it’s not funny…and it wasn’t. Peace!
It was the funniest line in otherwise boring show. It was definitely more of a slam on Guy Ritchie than Madonna. Funny, everyone laughed when the jokes were about Charlie Sheen and Victoria Beckham, is GR sacred now? I doubt SBC has anything to worry about, Hollywood goes where the box office money is and, after Borat, that is with Sacha.
Its funny. Cuz insulting people is hilarious.
him that humorous. If he poked fun at himself I’d have interest, but I don’t like when his kind of humor only points fingers at others always.
poor! for me madonna is the best
Angel, I know he won and I like him. But my point is he didn’t win the Oscar, he won the GOLDEN GLOBE.
It was hilarious. I bet the person who would have found the joke the funniest is guy ritchie. Being a fellow Brit he can appreciate biting humor and sarcasm.
i found this fuy ******* hilarious
**** madonna, that joke was brilliant
i cant believe ppl didnt find that funny, damn stupid actors
i thought the victoria one was more insulting
madonna is a joke, btw no disrespect to guy ritchie
that guy got his money for being married to that horrible witch =D
hahaha he is a legend
this proves america isnt ready for him
our humour is miles ahead of theres
re, SBC… here’s the thing. The whole thing. From a UK POV…
When “Ali G” was big over here, late ’90’s, round the same time as M’s “Music” single, she (youth’n blood suckin’ vampire/ bandwagon-leaping leech that she is) asked him to be in her new video. He said yes, if she in turn agreed to be on his show for all of 5 minutes. She said, Sure I will! You got a deal!
He did her video - she never went on his show.
He never forgot her shite treatment of him. Now he’s in a position of fame - not the little nobody she thought she’d exploit and forget.
Ha. There’s karma for you.
Kinda gives you hope… i love vindication like this! better watch out who you step on in this lifetime, there, Madge. They might not always just go splat under your heel.
…what is it they say?….a dish best served… up on an international, tv-sized platter!
It’s good to see someone mock narcistic people who are used to being sucked up to by everyone all the time. Everyone there felt offended because he could have easily been talking about them also.
it’s the day after, i haven’t even seen the rerun, and i can still remember word for word sbc’s presentation. IT WAS THE BEST OF THE NIGHT…aside from tracy morgan, depp, spielberg, and ricky gervais. man. it was good times.
I thought his jokes were hilarious..and right on the money! I guess the truth hurts some people.
BEST JOKE OF THE NIGHT!
It was directed at Ritchie and I am sure he too is laughing his ass off all the way to the bank!!
People who think SBC shouldn’t have said that really need to grow up.
And to whoever said that he should be making fun of himself instead… newsflash for you: he DID! read his speech!! Geesh!
sorry DOMINO, yea you are right colin farrell won the golden glob thank for that.
ITS VERY VERY TRUE ABOUT VICTORIA BECKHAM NOT EATING FOR AGES
ALSO MADONNA DESERVES TO BE BROUGHT BACK TO REALITY!
you american ****
that’s why you’re all stupid like bush
HE WAS HILARIOUS! HE HATES THE FAKE ARSSES OF HOLLYWEIRD!
#1, he is not an ass. He is totally right. Just look at Hollywood starts. Plastic surgories, divorces, cheats, etc. He told the truth and they of course not like it. Sacha is fantastic.
He is awesome! Bruno is by far his greatest character.
he’s so dumb.
he insulted people that werent even there.
that defeats the whole purpose.
he’s so dumb.
he insulted people that werent even there.
that defeats the whole purpose.
So, is Madonna’s divorce over and finalized?
Is Guy free to re-marry and start on a whole set of kids
with another woman, crank out 3 or four films a year,
and be the toast of the town, with another woman.
Do you think that Madonna will be as big a spoil sport
as Jennifer Aniston, might seem to some people.
Will Madonna be stuck in the past like poor old Jennifer,
as the gossips love to imply.
I can not wait to see what happens.
I think that there will be a reconcilliasion.
Did I spell that right?
Have any of you seen Guy Ritchie smile so broadly
as he seems to be smiling these days, with sincerity,
and with genuine joy.
Maybe it is my imagination, but Guy looks like a weight
has been lifted from his shoulders…..ha ha ha.
I would kiss him, if he let me.
I would get him drunk and marry him in a New York minute.
I think he’s yummy.
The man is a comedian….british too! Madonna featured his ass in her “Music” video from the song years back, bcuz he’s funny! What he said is typical of his comedy style, NOT to be taken seriously. However, Guy Ritchie as one of her assistants is not a LONG stretch, another way of looking at their mariage.
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