OlderSacha Baron Cohen Insults Madonna At Golden Globes
Sacha Baron Cohen made a number of jokes at Sunday’s Golden Globes. The 36-year-old British comedian started off by poking fun at Botox-faced celebrities.
He said, “It’s been a wonderful year for movies, including, of course, Benjamin Button, the story of a man whose face gets younger as he gets older. Uh, which is just like most of the people in this room.” (The camera pans to Button’s star Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.)
After the crowd burst into laughter, he continued, “It is said that in times of economic hardship, people flock to the cinemas to watch mindless puerile, escapist nonsense, which is great news because I’ve got a movie coming out (see below).”
Sacha then proceeded to take jabs at a few celebs: “But this recession is affecting everyone, even celebrities. Victoria Beckham hasn’t eaten for three weeks. Charlie Sheen has been forced to have sex without paying for it. It’s true. And even Madonna has had to get rid of one of her personal assistants. (pauses) Our thoughts go out to you Guy Ritchie.” (Sandra Bullock shakes her head.)
Ouch!!! Sacha then presented the “Best Motion Picture - Musical Or Comedy” Golden Globe to Vicky Cristina Barcelona. In his upcoming movie, Sacha will play his alter ego Bruno, a flamboyantly gay fashion reporter from Austria.
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#1, he is not an ass. He is totally right. Just look at Hollywood starts. Plastic surgories, divorces, cheats, etc. He told the truth and they of course not like it. Sacha is fantastic.
He is awesome! Bruno is by far his greatest character.
he’s so dumb.
he insulted people that werent even there.
that defeats the whole purpose.
he’s so dumb.
he insulted people that werent even there.
that defeats the whole purpose.
So, is Madonna’s divorce over and finalized?
Is Guy free to re-marry and start on a whole set of kids
with another woman, crank out 3 or four films a year,
and be the toast of the town, with another woman.
Do you think that Madonna will be as big a spoil sport
as Jennifer Aniston, might seem to some people.
Will Madonna be stuck in the past like poor old Jennifer,
as the gossips love to imply.
I can not wait to see what happens.
I think that there will be a reconcilliasion.
Did I spell that right?
Have any of you seen Guy Ritchie smile so broadly
as he seems to be smiling these days, with sincerity,
and with genuine joy.
Maybe it is my imagination, but Guy looks like a weight
has been lifted from his shoulders…..ha ha ha.
I would kiss him, if he let me.
I would get him drunk and marry him in a New York minute.
I think he’s yummy.
The man is a comedian….british too! Madonna featured his ass in her “Music” video from the song years back, bcuz he’s funny! What he said is typical of his comedy style, NOT to be taken seriously. However, Guy Ritchie as one of her assistants is not a LONG stretch, another way of looking at their mariage.
Another way of looking at what was their marriage!
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