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Miranda Kerr Goes Braided Bananas

Miranda Kerr Goes Braided Bananas

Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr shows off her newly braided hair, long skirt and wide belt while shopping at Me&Ro and Marc Jacobs in West Hollywood on Thursday.

The 25-year-old Aussie bombshell was out with current boytoy, Orlando Bloom last night. The pretty pair was seen having dinner at posh L.A. Japanese eatery - Katsuya.

Looks like Kerrbloom is still going strong after all this time!

10+ pictures inside of Miranda Kerr going braided bananas…

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157 Comments

# 2

She’s not very attractive normally without all the makeup artists and photoshoppers but with this hair she is particularly hideous.

# 3
my humble opinion @ 01/15/2009 at 7:07 pm

she is not beautiful at all. she reminds me of a chipmunk (no offense chipmunks!) don’t understand why she is a VS model, why she is a model at all in fact. I know it is a cliche and please don’t call me jealous but in interviews it seems at if she was not the most intelligent woman the sun was ever shining on

# 4

who needs brains when you got t*ts?!

# 5
lakers fan in boston @ 01/15/2009 at 7:16 pm

she looks hot =]
cant say i like her skirt that much tho, it’s alright i guess
but she looks so freakign cute
love u miranda! =D

# 6

lovely girl!!

# 8

SHE IS SUCH A LOSER, WHY THE HELL IS SHE TRYING TO BE A FASHION ICON…SHE IS TRYING TO COPY NICOLE RICHIES LOOK AND SHE JUST LOOKS RETARDED.

AND JUST JARED STOP SUCKING UP TO MIRANDA AND ORLANDO IN EVERY POST. “BOMBSHELL…PRETTY PAIR…TOYBOY:…YOU SOUND LIKE YOUR A 5 YEAR OLD.

# 9
go away now @ 01/15/2009 at 7:34 pm

Oh look, she got her ears cropped.

She is the least attractive VS model, thank goodness they don’t use her as much as the other girls and they’ve brought in new beauties like Doutzen and Emanuela.

I think she’s beautiful! and she sometimes looks quite like Doutzen…
but she really needs to break up with Orlando Bloom…he’s… no good!

….stop posting over and over with the bitchy comments…….your jealousy is showing…..lol.

Miranda looks gorgeous, casual but stylish……love the belt and skirt,
you have to have an amazing body to wear it, and she certainly does,
beautiful as always!!!!

I love her! She is gorgeous, and her eyes are amazing! She is a natural beauty. Even with dorky hair.
Miranda is a great model, while Doutzen has only one “sexy” pose. Doutzen = tilt head down, turn chin to the left, now jut chin out and open your mouth like a mouth breather…hold it! snap! If you don’t believe me, just check out the VS web site. It becomes hilarious after a few pics. Miranda looks GORGEOUS in the new swin catalogue.

She is by far, my favorite Victoria Secret girl. Sweet face and sexy body. A great combo.

looks like rachel leigh cook, this time only younger but bigger :)

Thanks for the pics.. she looks great in those pics

I really dont get why alot of americans don’t like her!! Why judge somebody you don’t even know??? Answer: Jealousy and thats it!!!

She’s gorgeous!!!

go away now @ 01/15/2009 at 8:25 pm

if she’s going to make it a point to be seen driving his car, then the least she could do is get that sh*t washed. Nothing tackier than a “celebrity” having a dirty car.

wandarizzuto @ 01/15/2009 at 8:26 pm

I have nothing good to say so i will just shut the f up

Do you mean the VS swim catalog with Doutzen on the cover? The one that Miranda didn’t appear in until halfway through and only in a handful of pictures? Also, take a look at all the poses in Doutzen’s new solo launch pics for the Vintage Victoria line, gorgeous and natural and she doesn’t even have to use talk about her boyfriend for attention, she can get plenty on her own from Calvin Klein and L’Oreal. #3 is right, Miranda is a chipmunk and that’s an insult to chipmunks.

If you’re a fan of other models, there are some fashion threads that are mainly for them, you can post all your appreciation there instead of here which all you do is to bash others.. PEACE

I think that Doutzen is very pretty. But I still like Miranda more. You call her a chipmunk, but I think that her dimples are fantastic. To each his own, I guess. But just because you don’t think Miranda is as beautiful, there is no reason to get nasty.

poor poor fangirls @ 01/15/2009 at 8:57 pm

I love how all the loonies come out when there is a photo of Miranda,

ranting and raving and embarrassing themselves with their hatred and jealousy all because Miranda is Orlando Bloom’s girlfriend…….

I can’t wait until they announce their engagement……the loonies will be foaming at the mouth….lol!!!!

she is so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee love her

to all who posts nasty comment @ 01/15/2009 at 9:05 pm

I’m just wondering how the angsts in your hearts make you happy or somehow feel superior by posting **** comments.. Can anyone answer me?

Hopefully they are not engaged. At the rate his career is going she’ll end up supporting him. Orly couldn’t act his way out of a paper bag and is not a box office draw. That’s why no one will hire him.

She’s so pretty she should do movies. She way too good for Orly.

Seems to be a pretty nice girl.

Oh don’t mind the losers. Any time there is a picture of Miranda, they have to bring up their unhealthy obsession with Doutzen. They think that Doutzen is an angel from heaven. But we all know that if Orlando was dating Doutzen, Miranda would be the gift from above, instead. Typical Orlando fannie-loons.
Miranda is beautiful and successful, and with Orlando, and they can’t stand it.

She looks good even.... @ 01/15/2009 at 9:56 pm

…without Orlando on her arm. What a babe!

How useless is it having such pretty face, if you’r neck is wider then your head?!

I think miranda has gained some lbs.. Hey randa, you should watch your weight carefully cause i’m sure you don’t want to be criticized for being “fat” on the runway, unless you’re pregnant

Ignore the haters cause they will always be there and they will say anything they want and eventually, they will get tired

She is gorgeous!

people if you listn to the other models comments they aren’t exactly PH.D status. She is beautiful…and has a job because of it end of story.

She wants to be surrounded by HOMO-SEXUALS………………………..DAY & NIGHT.
………………………………………………….CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?

drunkabella @ 01/16/2009 at 12:52 am

she’s a cutie.
lmao! @ the jealous fugly fat hatrz.
go eat your pork chops and ice cream.

drunkabella @ 01/16/2009 at 12:52 am she’s a cutie.
lmao! @ the jealous fugly fat hatrz.
go eat your pork chops and ice cream.

Do you think that Kerr will quote you in her book? Such inspirational words from a Kerr supporter.

Yodel-Ay-Ee-Oooo

Fugly!!!!

I like her braided hair.. It looks so cute on her though

Love her. Love her. Love her.

drunkabella @ 01/16/2009 at 12:52 am she’s a cutie.
lmao! @ the jealous fugly fat hatrz.
go eat your pork chops and ice cream.

Do you think that Kerr will quote you in her book? Such inspirational words from a Kerr supporter.

There is something to notice. When Miranda is on the stage, or posing for the magazines, she has a lot of hair. Big, rich, high quality hair. In this photos it is clear that she does not have much hair, and that her hair is thin. When she is not working and hair is down, she is always putting all her hair on one shoulder, to compensate the lack of volume. But on this photos , with this terrible hair style, everybody can clearly see just one the fake things about Kerr ( among many others).

Please get it through your heads. It’s not because she’s dating Orlando, it’s because she’s an airhead hypocrite who likes to maintain she holds her relationship so sacred while making every stupid media “mistake” in the book to tell everyone how she’s dating him. Maybe her “explanation” of just wearing her heart on her sleeve will convince you superficial people because she says it while trying to sound cute, but nobody is that stupid. Her consistent dropping of her name and now being known as Orlando Bloom’s girlfriend before her own “career” is proof enough where her real interest lies. And since he doesn’t see any of it unless he trolls the internet then he’s probably totally unaware of how she’s played this over the months.

*dropping of HIS name

Just think of it. If all Angelina Jolie did was talk about Brad Pitt, or the only coverage she got was as BRAD PITT’S MAIN SQUEEZE (on Page Six magazine of all things), or she went around saying how hard it was to be questioned about it and photographed and then smiled and waved at the paparazzi at every turn, then sorry, I’d call her a liar and a famewhore too who had nothing good to her name but being some kind of arm candy, and promoting it while trying to convince everyone else just how “sacred” her relationship was. Give me a break.

@mIa 45 46 47...... @ 01/16/2009 at 7:10 am

….Stop embarrassing yourself with your ridiculous, rambling and jealous obsessive comments about Miranda Kerr……..nothing you say will change the fact that Orlando Bloom is her boyfriend, GET OVER IT……lol.

Oh look! A fangirl of my very own! Hi #20!

@blue wanda @ 01/16/2009 at 8:13 am

Sorry Blue Wanda.

RandiiiM put down that laptop and step away from JJ’s right now! You promised your boyphriend no more posting on your own threads. Bad girl.

LOLOLOL!!
That’s a new one. She is “fake” because a stylist does her hair before a photo shoot?? So I guess that any woman who curls her hair is just as fake? What about makeup? Or perfume, for that matter?
That has to be one of the stupidest things that I have ever read. And believe me, on this site, I’ve read some pretty stupid things.
@47
Saint Angie IS a famewhore. She doesn’t do any charity trip without inviting the press, and taking an entourage of twenty people. Contrast that with Orlando, who makes trips by himself, and the only press is from releases from the charity itself.

i am a young and handsome man from us. i just wonder if i can meet a rich momma here,because i am at the beginning of my career and i need someone’s support..i uploaded my hot photos on *****blackwhitefriends . c o m******* under the name piccolo , maybe you want to check out my photos first!

I totally agree with you..

#44’s comment is one of the dumbests comments i’ve read so far

But wait, nonetheless i have to say tnx to that comment for making me really laugh out loud. It’s so funny that everytime pix of orlando or miranda pops out, comments are like turned into some kind of a weird show. Yes, i see comments from pips who are like gods, devils, investigators, fortune tellers or sidekicks who can read minds or actions from pix and lastly, scientists of some sort for formulating theories based on their own facts. Keep em coming…. it’s worth a laugh

I think miranda has gained some weight, it’s so obvious in her arms and it’s unflattering. Will she be the next model to be called “fat” lolz

Miranda fafat fafat

LOLOLOL!!
Another stupid comment.
Keep ‘em coming.

Are you blind or just pretending to ignore facts?
She has gained weight considering that she’s always skinny and if mirandingo lets herself to still put on weights, she needs to look for another job cause i’m sure vs don’t like fat models, look what happened to karolina

So you are posting the same idiocy in both threads!
LOL
You must be desperate.
OMG!!!
You can’t see her sternum!!! What a cow!
Idiot.

Do you happen to be miranda herself? or relative or friend of dingo?
Or are you a die hard dingo fanatic?

No. Just someone who doesn’t need glasses.
Especially to see a desperate hater grasping at straws for an insult and failing miserably.
LOL!

Well it’s nice debating to you and dingo should really appreciate your effort for defending her. But you should learn to somehow accept facts but i guess a diehard fan never seize to flaws

Put me down as another defender because I agree with @59,…..if you had a half a brain you would be dangerous……obsessive loonie!!!!

drunkabella @ 01/16/2009 at 12:52 am she’s a cutie.
lmao! @ the jealous fugly fat hatrz.
go eat your pork chops and ice cream.

Do you think that Kerr will quote you in her book? Such inspirational words from a Kerr supporter.

@58 @ 01/16/2009 at 11:46 am No. Just someone who doesn’t need glasses. Especially to see a desperate hater grasping at straws for an insult and failing miserably.
LOL!

Just lovely. Do you inspire Kerr or does she inspire you?

LOL!
I love the fact that the haters are now trying to play the victims. Poor, poor haterz. I guess we are just supposed to forget the venom that they have spewing since these two started dating. Poor innocent haterz. *rollseyes*

@60….. @ 01/16/2009 at 12:07 pm Put me down as another defender because I agree with @59,…..if you had a half a brain you would be dangerous……obsessive loonie!!!!

@62 @ 01/16/2009 at 1:40 pm LOL!
I love the fact that the haters are now trying to play the victims. Poor, poor haterz. I guess we are just supposed to forget the venom that they have spewing since these two started dating. Poor innocent haterz. *rollseyes*

Impressive. I’m not a hater. Try again.

” I’m not a hater”
Uhmmm, yeah you are. If you are claiming that anyone who defends Miranda is her friend, employee or “inspiration”, you are a hater who just can’t accept the fact that Miranda has lots of fans.
If the shoe fits…..

So now people who are fans of MK are haters?
Well, thanks for that.

And I don’t like shoes……..

So you are a fan of Miranda’s, and you are calling her fat? Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

What the he!! are you talking about? I didn’t call her fat. You need to figure out who you are talking to before you make false accusations.

for those who are calling us haters and ect, hello this is called a gosip site people come here to gossip about orlando and miranda because they want to know what”s going on so for those who are calling us haters and what not if u don”t like what we say on this site then i sugesst u leave and find something else to do than calling us haters, and so on and if u don”t like what we say then stop coming to this site . get the **** out and get a life

So you are saying that since this is a gossip site, you have the right to say anything you want, but people who disagree with you should just leave? Really? This isn’t Delphi, where only one point of view is allowed. You said yourself, that this is a gossip site where people come to gossip. If you can’t take it, don’t dish it out.

Are you that same person who is always defending fat miranda? I really must applaud you cause you seem to be the only one who’s doing that

“fat Miranda”???
BAAAAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAH!!!
You guys really are desperate.

Why don’t you see it for yourself fom the pics. obviously her pants doesn’t fit her well now

You have really lost the plot……you have to get over your jealous
obsession of Miranda Kerr…….she is stunningly beautiful with a perfect
figure and Orlando Bloom is her boyfriend…….get over it….lol.

It’s close to the fact that the world noticed miranda more because of orlando, but imo she would still be where she is right now without bloom. She have the looks and charisma and luck that some of the other models are lacking. Though they look good together, imo bloom isn’t the kind that wants a serious and lasting relationship, miranda can do better without him now. Peace out to all bloom fans

her jeans are made to fit like that they are supposed to be tight
or maybe you are trying to say that she is pregnant
why do you keep going on and on about her being fat when she isn’t

where's waldo? @ 01/17/2009 at 11:47 am

She’s not fat. But she’s STILL implying certain things without saying them directly.

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24926252-5009160,00.html

I second you…

To all those who say miranda is fat, you guys need to have an eye check up. Tyra and karolina are the only models on the runway i’ve seen who can be considered fat, but actually outside of the fashion industry, they are not fat and actually sexy. Comments here have really gone into circus and it’s amusing to read. Please let them coming lol

where's waldo? @ 01/17/2009 at 11:51 am

“Despite her public denials, Hush understands Kerr wants very much to settle down and has told her inner circle that she is planning to wed Bloom this year.

Hush understands they are planning a secret venue, Greg Norman and Chris Evert-style, and that an announcement will be made later in the year.

“She’s being very careful because it could hurt her career if it’s announced and something happens and the wedding doesn’t go ahead,” a source said.”

Quoted from the link I just posted. This whole thing has really become a circus. Well, Orlando got himself into this mess. It’s his problem to get himself out. That’s what happens when you play games with people and the press. He let it get to this.

Why is that stupid B.I.T.C.H. talking out of both sides of her mouth? Seriously what was the point of that article? Deny an engagement rumor, yet allude to a wedding taking place? Cokehead should have taken a bump of the China White before talking to that reporter. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out why she would spend a half hour in the ladies room.

So once again idiots are believing quotes from sooper seeekrit “inner cricle” friends?
How stupid are you haters?

Rumors are rumors, some of it maybe true and some maybe not. Orlando is in showbiz and rumors are part of it. Heck, why would it be a big deal, this kind of engagement thing is a usual happening to celebrities.Only time will tell if they get married or not and so be it cause both miranda and orlando are the only ones who know the truth and what’s good for them. As fans, we should just be happy for all the good things that are coming to their careers. As for the critics and haters, better let it go cause i’m sure both of them would’t give a damn.

So you’re implying that miranda sneaked to the ladies room to meet some press and have an interview. How pathetic! You seem to know a lot about her and been following her every move lol. But hey, models are only humans and humans have a calling of nature. I don’t mean to be rude, but if you’re stomach aches and want to pooh, how long it will take you to finish the deed and clean up? People have different time tables for that matter and you should not base it on your own. lol How shallow is that excuse. One more thing, you can’t choose a time or place if the nature calls. I’m sure you know that.

another reason why i’ll never go on this blog. why post about her?

LOL LOL LOL

Then why bother some time to post here? Go to delphi where people share same viewpoints and no one will argue.

“another reason why i’ll never go on this blog. why post about her?”
You did come to this blog, and you did post about her.
You searched for her just to come here and claim that you don’t care?
Riiiiiight.

The butt chin isnt cute but I guess if you think Miranda is cute then anything goes really. Hehe I bet MK is reading up on this, she probably made about every shipper comment here about herself, thats sad, Hey MK when Is you “self help” book coming out huh? This year, I dont think it ever is coming out.

marc and kriz @ 01/17/2009 at 3:51 pm

Actually #87 we would really like to know the answer to that question about her book. Does anyone have any idea when this book is to be published?

@ where's waldo? @ 01/17/2009 at 3:52 pm

Thanks for posting this - what an absolutely hilarious story!

This quote in particular: “She’s being very careful because it could hurt her career if it’s announced and something happens and the wedding doesn’t go ahead,” a source said:”’

Why on earth should her career be affected if she doesn’t marry Bloom? Aren’t we all to believe she’s the most successful model to hit the planet? Surely, her relationship with Orlando has nothing to do with her career? Say it isn’t so! LOL

“So once again idiots are believing quotes from sooper seeekrit “inner cricle” friends?
How stupid are you haters?”
-
Pretty darned stupid, evidently. They continue to believe anything printed, and can’t think of any new insults. Then they drag out the old *any post that is positive was written by Miranda or her friends, family or employees* nonsense.
Come on people, at least make it entertaining for those of us who come here to laugh at the loons. Although the moronic *Miranda is fat* did get a little giggle. Thanks for the effort.

The thing I dont get is that not everyone is going to like her, everyone in life goes through it not just her. Not everyone is going to like, adore or agree with everything you have to say or do. It doesnt make anyone a hater just different views. Even if she wasnt a model that is in the public so much, she would still have people not like her for something one reason or another.

This is REAL life.

They’re always going to be your fans and people that like you but they’re also going to be and people who are going to be your critics and judge you, sorry people this is how it works. So stop with the hater BS and get real. Life isnt all solar powered country farm houses and organic veggie gardens, geez whiz wake up and smell the tahitian noni juice.

Me myself I dont like her becasue she is just plain a** dumb and a ****. And she has the fugliest greasy phace in the world and that butt chin is annoying to look at ugh, how can OB cope with her face.

Oh I fully understand that not everyone will like her, but why can’t you accept that many people WILL like her? That is “real life” too.
But when you end your post with ” I dont like her becasue she is just plain a** dumb and a ****. And she has the fugliest greasy phace in the world and that butt chin is annoying to look at ugh, how can OB cope with her face.”, how can anyone NOT call you a hater? Not liking her is one thing, coming to her thread to throw out hateful (yes hateful) words like you used is something completely different. THAT is what ‘haters’ do.

So why are you so offended by it? I dont care if I am a hater or not. And If it was hurtful (yes Hurtful) to you then get over yourself. Why is people defending her taking it seriously.

I did say people will like her. Her shipper fans, but it will always be two side to this. I was just stating why I dont like her.

Just Jarad is a hideous site where sadly people go to ***** about everyone, not just Miranda. Sad, sorry site where sad, sorry people ***** for the sake of bitching

@accusers @ 01/17/2009 at 8:29 pm

Sad to say that most people here claim that all go0d comments are made by those who are close to miranda, apparently they’re not, i for one is a student from new zealand and i could say that miranda is quite famous here. So stop making assumptions that miranda’s family/friend are lurking aroud on this thread!!

Miranda is beautiful! and anyone who thinks shes fat needs to get thier eyes checked. p.s. i love the braids!

Why so scary? @ 01/17/2009 at 10:12 pm

“She’s being very careful because it could hurt her career if it’s announced and something happens and the wedding doesn’t go ahead,” a source said.”

You mean like OB issuing another cold engagement denial? Yeah, I could see David Jones firing her sorry ass over something like that since she pimped OB out to get that job in the first place. I bet Orlando Bloom’s name was written all over her contract in bold letters. She’s probably gonna get fired if she can’t get him to marry her at one of their fashion shows. Ha!

Randamay honey, you don’t sound like someone who is so sure about their own wedding going down. What’s changed? Is b!tches threatening to crash your wedding? You need to do something about her drunk ass.

@89 & 90

You dumb whores act like the fans were the ones who had that crap printed in the DT. She’s the one who went to the press, so obviously she wanted it out there for people to believe. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that the DT is using the “inner circle” angle so that no one in particular could get their asses handed to them like the last time when OB embarrassed them with his denial . Make no mistake, all this wedding baloney is coming from her and if she doesn’t learn to shut to hell up, soon this never-was won’t be able to pay anyone to talk about her mediocre ass.

@95
I don’t give a f.u.c.k. if she “popular” down under, in every other corner of the globe, she’s know as “Orlando Bloom’s girlfriend”. GET OVER IT!!!

You’re really laughable and you’re hatred or jealousy or whatever you may call it can be seen as loud. And don’t dare insult my country just because she’s popular here. And who is doing better now? orlando or miranda? As for bloom, i think he’s time in hollywood had passed unless he can make a good comeback that can revive he’s drowning career. Loathe miranda as you like and hopefully that brings you happiness and peace.

Why so scary? @ 01/18/2009 at 12:01 am

If you took my comment as an insult to your country, then that’s your problem. I was merely pointing out to you that everywhere else she is known as “Orlando Bloom’s girlfriend”, so it doesn’t matter if you think the sun rises and sets on her bony, flea-bitten ass. Besides, you’re going to have bigger problems than me for saying that Orlando’s time has passed in Hollywood. I can hear a stampede coming from some of his most die-hard fans who think he is the greatest actor of all time. You had better run.

Ok i get it that you’re a fan of bloom and that’s the core of where it is all coming from. Obviously, you have ideas you want to believe about bloom but the main thing is, he is not doing any movies for like how many years now. All that he has to offer at the moment are pap pics and some event attendances. Nonetheless, he is a mediocre actor with a pretty face who can’t even carry his own movie. And lastly, he doesn’t have the acting chops or the versatility of some actors like brad, tom, johnny, leo that could carry his career for a long run.

@98 so what are you saying, that Miranda’s career is better than Orlando’s, without Orlando she wouldnt have gotten the DJ gig. They are more interested in him then they are about her. When it comes to Dj it’s all about Orlando, they might as well hired him to work for them.

She is just the girlfriend. Funny in the states she isnt popular or a house hold name, people here can care less about some bimbo model. I dont care if she is big in Australia she sure as ***** aint big here and she will never be.

Believe whatever you want to believe.. So you’re now an insider for knowing all these things lol.. And bloom is now doing some modeling gigs huh, how sour it might turn out to be that your dear orlando will be a male model now cause he doesn’t have any movie offers. It’s about time that bloom should prove himself as real actor who can carry a movie instead of just being a pretty face.

where's waldo? @ 01/18/2009 at 6:49 pm

I see where you’re coming from Why so scary?, in your #97 post, but I think the bottom line is that they’re both part of package deal. If his name was actually a part of her contract with DJs, then they’re both a package deal, and he was aware of it, and she and he have their own contract more than likely, and that contract probably allows her to use his name and blab all she wants, which keeps his name circulating, too. Orlando used to say that he kept his private life and the people he really cared for away from the paparazzi and places where they’d get papped, so I guess he either lied or he’s changed. He can issue all the engagement denials he wants, but the bottom line is that he’s with her and playing the same games or game. She can pretty much say what she wants, and that could be part of the deal between them - that way he gets his press and gets his name mentioned since he doesn’t have any work or real interviews to give but needs his press, too. So maybe it’s a win-win situation for both of them right now. If OB didn’t want to get papped that night, then he wouldn’t have gone to THAT restaurant. They could have gone somewhere else for privacy. I think they both need each other equally badly.

ORLANDO HASN’T SPOKEN ABOUT MIRANDA AS HE HASNT HAD TO DO ANY INTERVIEWS AS HE IS NOT WORKING ! MIRANDA ON THE OTHER HAND IS A MODEL AND SPOKESPERSON FOR DAVID JONE’S AND VICTORIA’S SECRET HENCE THE MULTITUDE OF PRESS! AS I HAVE SEEN FROM MANY INTERVIEWS ON YOU TUBE EVERYONE ASKS HER ABOUT HIM. SHE SEEMS TO BE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THAT AND ANSWERS WIITH A SHORT COMMENT AND QUICKLY CHANGES THE SUBJECT. I FEEL SORRY FOR HER AS U CAN SEE IT MAKES HER UNCOMFORTABLE. IT MUST SUCK WHEN SHE WORKED SO HARD TO GET TO WHERE SHE IS AS A MODEL AND NOW EVERYONE IS SAYING SHE MADE IT BIG TIME BECAUSE OF HIM. MIRANDA WAS WELL KNOWN BEFORE SHE STARTED DATING ORLANDO AND HAD BOTH CONTRACTS BEFORE SHE STARTED DATING HIM. IS IT SO FAR FETCHED THAT MAYBE THEY’RE IN LOVE!

I just came from the latest Leo/Bar thread, and I am in shock. I thought that the haterz over here were bad, but the Bar-hate loons over there make these idiots almost look rational.
Sheesh

sorry for repeating myself, but doing the “private life” routine only goes so far. When I guy is in love or at least intensly infatuated with someone, it shows, from the time they start dating.

He may have kissed her at the two gas stations, and spent time with her family. So has my ex’s. And he may have even grabbed her passionately at the glass shop in Venice, but how long did it take him for them to be together before he did that?

so yes in answer to your question;

“IS IT SO FAR FETCHED THAT MAYBE THEY’RE IN LOVE!”

Take out the “They are in love” and replace is with “She is in love”, that makes much more sense.

If you look at them as regular people, that is a very big possibility that he may care for her very deeply, but as far as a romantic couple, I have yet to see real sincere evidence of that.

Just cause he follows her around, as the shippers have put it. So what? Maybe he is lonely and needs something to do.

I still do not buy, “him being in love with her, just cause of that.” He may love her very much, but not in love. Two very different things.

@107...... @ 01/18/2009 at 11:49 pm

As a hypothetical, what if Orlando Bloom is in love with Miranda Kerr, gets engaged and wants to marry her…….what are you obsessive fans going to do then????……keep denying there is a relationship, keep making up elaborate conspiracy theories, still call it a showmance and set up……or will you accept it and be happy for him??

ask me after they get married

and F.Y. I. all a marriage license technically is, is a license to have sex, anyway.

you think marriage and even having kids says, OMG they must be in love, you’re the one living in a world of dillusion.

besides maybe they are both great actors, and don’t even know it.

there are lots of actors, both unemployed, and just not working in that industry, but they still can act, all the way thru marriage, kids, etc… until the day they die, without going to school or obtaining any graduating certificates.

I dont think it is a conspiracy that Miranda lurks around the web looking for herself. We all know she lurks around here on Jared. She also has her own official forum she posted at a few time, her own myspace and face book she all runs. She has even made contact with some teen girl on her forum to one of her websites asking her to make her some fan club on the web for her. She said her mom was with her when she wrote the message to this girl, which does prove that not only MK lurks around the net looking up her websites and pap pics of herself and to see what people are saying, her mom knows and is in on it too.

I think MK is fully aware of what is being said about her not only here on Jared but on a lot of other gossip sites and forums. I think she once had a Portmans blog about a year or two ago that got shut down for some reason, she also talked to some people that posted and commented there. I highly believe she does read here and read what people are saying, I think she has for a little over a year now.

In one interview (when she was in Australia) she even described a paparazzi pic of herself to some tv show there about her wearing some dress with no make up on and pedicure flip flops she was wearing. How would she know about those pics if she had not gone out looking for them. She had to have looked herself up and saw some pap pics of herself like that. That to me proves she does go around looking up stuff on herself.

I second you…

Miranda would still be where she at right now without or with bloom and imo bloom, is just like miranda’s accesory. But if she loves him or viceversa, there’s nothing both their fans can do but to accept it. Only time will tell if their relationship will last.

PS As a fan of miranda, i’m just happy that her career is doing well and hopefully, she can sustain it. I don’t give a damn about her lovelife, as long as she puts a good show on the runway and inspires others.

@111
I dont understand how she inpsires you. For what, as a underwear model what has she done to be “inspiring” for you or anyone for the matter? Anyways since you and the other shippers here thinks what she does is just the most amazing, best thing in the world, what do you think about her going into acting huh? I guess thats on her next step for this year.

LOL, I would love to see her try that one, come on this girl thinks she can act, wow. I thought it was an insult enough to call the VS show a theater production.

As for accepting their “relationship” you cant say everyone is going to think that. Everyone has there own mind. You made up your mind and I made up mine. He is an accesory to you, I guess you and Miranda think the same thing about him being just some handbag/accesory. But she wouldnt have gotten this far without her pretty hollywood handbag would she?

Most of the general public besides the people that live in Oz had no clue who she was before she met Bloom and now that she is with him people talk more about him and that she is “the girlfriend”. Lets face it she is getting more press because of him, find me one artical/interview out there of hers in the last year that doesnt have his name or speaks of him in it. And DJ seems more than happy to gloat about him in there press interviews.

@Lisa

Oh here we go again,

Have you really seen any of Miranda’s interviews she talk openly about him all the time, if she didnt want to talk about him she could just say no comment to the interviewer, she could just said I dont want to talk about my private life to the interviewer, she could have but she hasnt. If she was uncomfortable then why even further discuss him in her interviews that have nothing to do with him. Have you just seen this interview, it’s recent

Sunday Herald Sun, January 18

“MIRANDA Kerr insists she is not engaged to boyfriend Orlando Bloom, but the rumours were understandable considering they were recently in Venice, one of the most romantic cities in the world.

Kerr was in Venice for most of November shooting the latest David Jones campaign — and, despite a few 14-hour days, she enjoyed every minute of it.

When asked directly if the well-placed engagement rumours were true, Kerr was keen to put out the flames.

“It is not true,” she told me during the week.

The whispers started after Kerr flew Bloom to Venice for the shoot and then hinted the romantic and historic Italian town held a special place in her heart.

“The Venice shoot was incredible,” she said.

“The architecture there is breathtaking.

“It’s really a special, special place.”

Despite long work days, Kerr and Bloom did get to explore the city.

“We found this great little hole-in-the-wall restaurant, where it was Mama’s home cooking,” she said.

“We had some wonderful food there. It was delicious — so that kept me happy.”

Kerr continues to be one of the most in-demand Australian models.

In the next couple of weeks she will fly to St Barts in the Caribbean for Victoria’s Secret shows, before flying to Los Angeles to shoot a cover for British Harper’s Bazaar and then on to Costa Rica to shoot a cover for Spanish Elle.

Then it is back to Australia for David Jones parades.

Whether Bloom will come is something Kerr wants to keep private.

“It’s challenging,” she said of all the attention.

“What you have to do is not get too worried about it.

“You have to continue to live your life and try to keep things as private as possible because the rest of our lives are so public.”

or, this one too

“I am not engaged and that is it!” Miranda Kerr told Hush last week, speaking of her relationship with Hollywood hunk Orlando Bloom.

New York-based Kerr is due for a high-profile return home for the David Jones Autumn Winter Collection launch next month, headlining Venice-inspired catwalk shows in Sydney and Melbourne.

However, the Victoria’s Secret model is camera-shy about her personal life.

“It is hard because you are always in the public eye but you just have to see it for what it is,” she said.

“You’ve got to keep something sacred; do you know what I mean? Especially when so much of my life and my image is out there.”

It was during the David Jones shoot in Venice that Bloom was first reported to have proposed to Kerr, who he has been dating for more than a year.

Despite her public denials, Hush understands Kerr wants very much to settle down and has told her inner circle that she is planning to wed Bloom this year.

Hush understands they are planning a secret venue, Greg Norman and Chris Evert-style, and that an announcement will be made later in the year.

“She’s being very careful because it could hurt her career if it’s announced and something happens and the wedding doesn’t go ahead,” a source said.

Okay, lets go over this one here, first of all this thing doesnt make sense if she says she wanted to keep her personal life “sacred” then why is she talking about going to some resturant in Veince with him? Why did she even bring that up, if she wouldnt have said it no one would have known about it. Then in the first artical I put up she says that you have to keep things as private as possible, wtf didnt she just mention some private detail about them being together in Venice. Kind of a oxymoron if you ask me.

Someone has a chip on their shoulder, don’t they?
You need to find better examples to prove your point. She doesn’t talk about him, or their relationship in either one of those articles, except to say that they aren’t engageed. And she never said ‘Orlando and I went to a restaurant’, she said “we”. She could have meant that the camera crew found the restaurant, not Bloom. But I never knew that eating was a secret relationship fact, anyway. I would hope that they found several good restaurants while thy were in Venice. If she had wanted to stir the pot, she could have refused to answer the engagement question and left it up to more speculation. You would burned her at the stake if she had done that, and you know it. You would then be asking “why can’t she answer a simple question?”, and so on. And on. And on. And on.

You don’t get it do you? If she wasn’t using Orlando for attention, she would have it stipulated that no questions are allowed to be asked about him and his name could not appear in the article about her. It’s a very common condition set for media and publicity. Isn’t the interview supposed to be about her work and upcoming runway show? Instead it’s all about her talking about rumours that he denied months ago and included talk of him on a trip to Venice rather than the work she was doing. If her personal life was so private, his name would not appear in any articles or interviews about her or her work, but of course that’s not the case because if she didn’t use his name, she would be no one.

So I guess that Brad Pitt is a nobody, too. They never have an interview with him without asking about Angie, or at least mentioning her in print.
No matter how famous you get. No matter how many things you accomplish. The media will always be interested in your private life, because that’s what sells.

Now i’m beginning to wonder why did you spend so much time collecting all these infos.. Was it simply to find flaws so you can bash miranda or you’re somehow interested in her cause she’s close to bloom? The thing i don’t get is why keep bashing her if miranda annoys you, is it something in the deepest of your heart that you can’t seem to avoid, if that’s the case, i’m sorry for you girl.

Let’s face that everyone has his own opinion about orlando’s relationships past and present, but orlando is the one who chooses who he wants to be with and fans can certainly do nothing about it. So if it happens that bloom’s fans are disgusted with his gf, saying nasty comments won’t change anything cause only bloom and kerr will have a way to their lives.

Private life may sell but that doesn’t make any of them less of a lying hypocrite for claiming to be private but then talking about their private life. They can choose what to sell and who to sell it to. Plenty of celebrities will not talk about their private life, don’t talk about it at all and don’t allow talk of it included in articles. Fact remains that it’s Orlando’s name in the headlines and on the covers of Miranda’s interviews because otherwise she would be no one.

“So I guess that Brad Pitt is a nobody, too. They never have an interview with him without asking about Angie, or at least mentioning her in print.”

News Flash to someone who has been living under a rock for the past 10 years or so.

Both Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had already made names for themselves, long before they ever hooked up with each other.

No one needs to spend any time “collecting all these infos”. Anyone interested in Bloom with a google alert set up in with his name is inundated with “these infos” on Miranda since all she does is talk about Orlando. If she wants to attract attention by using his name, then she needs to accept the criticism that comes along with being a famewhore user who cashes in on someone else’s name because she can’t get the attention on her own merits.

I guess you skipped this part….
“No matter how famous you get. No matter how many things you accomplish. The media will always be interested in your private life, because that’s what sells.”

As they said, NO MATTER HOW FAMOUS YOU GET, people will want to know private details. Even though Brad and Angie were famous before hooking up, now you can’t hear about one without hearing about the other. That’s how the media treats EVERY celebrity couple, but even more so if one is more famous than the other. They mention the more famous name to attract more people to the article. Miranda doesn’t write the article, it isn’t her that is putting his name in the headlines, it is the reporters and/or their editors. The same goes for online articles. Orlando’s name will almost always be mentioned to pick up hits. That’s why Orlando is still mentioned in a lot of articles about Kate. It’s all for hits.

I guess you skipped this part:
“she would have it stipulated that no questions are allowed to be asked about him and his name could not appear in the article about her. It’s a very common condition set for media and publicity.”

When she was doing publicity for the VSFS, there were no questions about Orlando, his name was not mentioned at all. The VS publicist shut down questions about him on camera in an interview early last year. The stipulation that Orlando cannot be mentioned can be set for every and all interview and article that she appears in, as was obvious with VS publicity, and obviously not done for everything else that she’s done. If she were as “private” about her personal life as she claims, she can set that stipulation and keep all references to her personal life out of the spotlight, but she does not. Any claims that she is “private” are a laugh, no one knew about her before she started dating Orlando Bloom and she’s milking that attention as much as she can.

But even though no questions were asked about him in the VS interview, the TV lead in that I saw still mentioned Orlando’s name. Is that her fault? NO!
As long as she is dating a more famous boyfriend, the media will use his name to garner interest, whether he is mentioned in the actual interview, or not.

An interest that she feeds by mentioning him every time and place that she possibly can (i.e. whenever a VS publicist isn’t there to stop it). She cannot control every TV lead-in, but she can control how her “private” life is handled in the interviews and articles that she does sit down for. If she were not trying to cash in on his name and she were being “private” about her personal life as she claims, she wouldn’t be using his name or discussing rumors with interviewers.

*mentioning him every time and place that she possibly can*
She said ‘we’ went to the restaurant and ‘I’ am not engaged, she was quite careful not to mention him. The funny part is that when Orlando’s rep said that ‘he’ is not engaged, you guys started a scandal saying that he didn’t even want to mention her, blah blah.

So why doesn’t Brad Pitt stipulate that nobody asks him about his wife and kids? He, Angie and Jen have been taking part in a really big circus lately:
Angie- I couldn’t wait to go to work when I was shotting Mr&Mrs Smith
Jen - Angie, you’re uncool
Brad- I never cheated on Jen

But yes, Randa is giving many more private details than that triad. Oh yeah, he’s mentioned his name.

118 and 120 @ 01/19/2009 at 7:52 pm

Thanks, finally some reason.

Brad’s all right with talking about his wife and kids, that’s why he’s asked. If he weren’t, you’d hear nothing.

The fact is Kerr is ok about talking about Orlando or it would not come up even in allusion over time. But it’s actually gotten worse, not better, over time, and that’s purely because she can’t shut her mouth.

So basically what you are saying is that it is ok that Brad talks -profusely- about his wife and kids and horrible that Miranda mentions Orlando’s name…Alright.
And it’s not gotten worse, in her latest interviews she’s said that if people wanted to know about him, they’d have to ask him, and that she is not engaged. How is that getting worse?

She is ugly . I hate her.

No, she can’t shut her mouth and here’s why:

In the Askmen.com poll (in which she was the least popular VS model):
“Of course, Miranda Kerr’s ongoing relationship with Orlando Bloom has also played a significant part in her ongoing popularity. ”

She can’t shut her mouth, she is no one if she does.

LOL, what? Nobody is denying that being with him has made her more known. Vanessa Paradis is known only for being with Johnny Depp, Bar Refaeli is known only for being with Leo DiCaprio, etc.
But that has nothing to do with the fact that she has hardly mentioned his name sometimes while others like Brad Pitt give very personal details about their private life, and you find the first intolerable and the second acceptable, which makes you really hypcrite.

In the US maybe, but Vanessa had a career of her own in Europe before Johnny. Bar may be known for being with Leo but she isn’t using him for attention by bringing him up constantly in interviews. And nothing was said in post # 130 about Brad Pitt and whether it is acceptable or intolerable for him to talk about personal details, so no hypcrisy there whatsoever. Miranda allows questions about her personal life when she is capable of having all mentions and questions about her private life excluded from interviews as many others do. Miranda uses her personal “relationship” for attention and she is a famewhore for doing so. Any attempts at trying to make that “acceptable” by justifying that others are doing are merely lame excuses and don’t change the fact that she doesn’t shut her mouth. As evidenced, Orlando is the reason she is even known at all and if she did shut up, she’d be no one.

This thread is long overdue and people who seem to have a personal rage on miranda keep on coming back. Here’s for you guys, if you think miranda is really bad for orlando, why don’t you tell to orlando himself all these rants you keep on coming.

And going to that poll.. it is not the gauge of popularity or success of an actress or model. Look at E’s Sexiest Women in the World. The fact is miranda has a career before dating orlando bloom. Get over it cause sometimes raging obsession is detrimental. lol

If this thread is so “long overdue” then why are you here obsessing over what is being written?

So why don’t you ask that question for yourself too.. But unlike those loonies like you perhaps, i didn’t come here to bash. There’s a big difference for posting over and over again with the same rants cause the purpose is clearly given. Well, orlando should be really thankful to his stupid fans for keeping his spirit alive even on gossip threads.

” i didn’t come here to bash”

and yet

“those loonies like you”

meanwhile

“posting over and over again with the same rants ”

Riiiiight. You’re posting the over and over with same rants bashing other people, just your targets are different. Pot. Kettle. Black.

Haters/loons @ 01/21/2009 at 10:19 pm

are pathetic individuals whose emotion and mind are only focused on one aspect and that is…

Shippers/fangirls @ 01/21/2009 at 10:24 pm

are pathetic individuals whose emotion and mind are only focused on one aspect and that is….

the reasonable side of what foolishness human like you seem to create and believe based on your scientific theories.. And if you don’t like being argued, there are hatesites where you can share all your brilliant opinions which where everybody will agree.. PEACE

If you don’t like “being argued”, there are fansites where you can all share your brilliant opinions where everybody will agree…

If you don’t like “being argued”, there are fansites where you can all share your brilliant opinions where everybody will agree…

“In the US maybe, but Vanessa had a career of her own in Europe before Johnny.”
I am European, and I had never heard of her before being with Johnny, she was known by some and unknown by most, like Miranda was before being with Orlando. And Vanessa has given interviews in which she ONLY talked about Johnny.

“Any attempts at trying to make that “acceptable” by justifying that others
are doing are merely lame excuses”
I’m not justifying, I am comparing what they do and the reaction they get, because what Brad Pitt and his girls do is much worse. Miranda has said his name a couple of times and lately isn’t saying anything, Brad, Angie and Jen are giving personal details, talking about a personal scandal that shaked the three of them.

“Orlando is the reason she is even known at all and if she did shut up, she’d be no one.”
She is known for being his girlfriend, not for saying his name. The general public knows that they are a couple but don’t search for her interviews to know what she says, only people interested in them do. Just like you probably didn’t know that Vanessa P is with Johnny Depp but not that she has talked many times about Johnny in interviews.

If you’re unhappy with the reaction that Vanessa or Brad Pitt get when they talk about their SO’s in interviews, go and complain about them in their own threads. This thread is about the famewhore known as Miranda Kerr and the large extent to which she uses Orlando Bloom for attention which cannot be denied. She is only known for being his girlfriend BECAUSE she is always saying his name and talking about him incessantly in interviews, flashing pics of him on her Blackberry, dredging up rumours that were dismissed months ago, all of which she could prohibit if she wants to but does not. Anyone searching for information on Orlando Bloom (him, not them or her) will find nothing but her interviews because she uses his name, he is the only reason she has any recognition and she uses him for that because if she doesn’t, she is no one.

I have no complaints about Vanessa and Brad, I think that anyone, famous or not, can say whatever they want about their partners. I think that talking to strangers about sexual intimate details or personal dramas is exhibitionist and trashy, but other than that I don’t see a problem with people saying that they are with Joe or Jane….because I am normal, I guess.
I bring those examples because you are singling her out of all the other celebrities and focusing on her, and him, accusations that can be targeted at any celebrity, and that I find hypocrite. Don’t say that you are not singling them out because you are, otherwise you would say that every celebrity is a famewhore and you wouldn’t see a bigger fault in them than you see in others.

I have yet to see what details she has given about her relationship other than ‘I am with him’, and I think that the number of times she’s talked about him can’t fit into “incessantly talking about him”. That she builds up the rumours is fantasy, she is denying them.

If you look for news about him you won’t find anything other than his girlfriend or the events he attends because he hasn’t worked in 2008.
What do you mean with she is no one? I heard that she is a very well paid VS model. That’s a successful model to me.

She is being singled out and focused on because THIS THREAD is about her because she posed for some paps in LA. There are threads for other celebrities on this site and there are plenty of complaints about those people in those threads. There are no claims that other celebrities who talk about their personal lives are not famewhores, but again, look up and see who this thread is about…the famewhore known as Miranda Kerr and her famewhoring use of Orlando Bloom’s name for publicity. If she were so “private” as she claims and not looking for attention, she could have conditions set for interviews and articles that no personal questions or mentions can be made. It can be done because you can see the VS publicists actually doing it. In all interviews or articles not related to VS publicity, she allows questions about him, talks about him, their relationship, he is included in the article and the headlines. It’s obvious that she has to do that to get any publicity for herself, just look at the Page Six cover with HIS NAME on it, along with the askmen description that her popularity is due to Orlando Bloom…the only reason she is known is because of him and without him, she’s no one.

No, it’s not because this thread is about her. If all pigs have a curly tail, why insult one particular pig for its curly tail?

“she could have conditions set for interviews and articles that no personal questions or mentions can be made.”
See how you are obviously singling her out? You expect her to do that but you don’t expect others to do it.

“talks about him, their relationship”
No, she does not. She hasn’t told anything private about Orlando, at all. She hasn’t given any details about their relationship, at all. Others have. She hasn’t.

“he is included in the article and the headlines”
Those are called editors, and they do it to sell more copies of that magazine.

“her popularity is due to Orlando Bloom”
Because being the girlfriend of a celebrity makes you popular. If you dated him and you worked in fashion, movies, art or music you would be known too. And if you didn’t work in those, you would be known too, but less.

“she could have conditions set for interviews and articles that no personal questions or mentions can be made.”

Yes, she can. Plenty of other celebrities do that and the interviewers and editors comply with those stipulations. The VS publicists do it and those conditions are accommodated by the media sources. Miranda is the one claiming to be “private” and then uses her “private” life for publicity. If she were so “private” there would be no mention of her boyfriend in interviews that she agrees to. Period. There are plenty of celebrities who REFUSE to talk about their boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/partner. They do not allow questions and do not answer those questions if they are asked, their claims of “privacy” are not hollow lies like Miranda’s because their claims of “privacy” are not hypocritically immediately followed with talk of their private lives.

“No, she does not. She hasn’t told anything private about Orlando, at all. She hasn’t given any details about their relationship, at all.”

Yes, she has. She has flashed private pics of them on her blackberry, she has posted private pics with him on her public myspace, she has talked about his boxers, she talked about their trips in Spain and Venice. Her words and her actions. Again, if she were as “private” as she claims, she would not have made any comments, would not have allowed the questions, would not have answered them, would not have shown those photos.

“Those are called editors, and they do it to sell more copies of that magazine.”

Again, stipulations, conditions. These are not tabloids printing pics or articles without her own involvement and comments, these are articles and interviews that she has agreed to and sat down to answer questions herself. The VS publicists have managed to prevent all mentions of Orlando in the interviews she did for the VSFS PR. If she were not using him for publicity she could make the same stipulations that no questions or mentions are allowed. Others do it, VS does it with her, she does not do it on her own. She is allowing it, she is agreeing to it, she is answering those questions, she is using his name for publicity.

“Because being the girlfriend of a celebrity makes you popular.”

There is a difference between being more popular by dating a celebrity and being a famewhore using that celebrity’s name for publicity. Miranda is the latter.

You already said your point, and no explanations or arguments will make you change your belief about miranda, cause to you and some bloom fans, she is the worst person out there. So please stop all these judgemental comments. It’s really unhealthy anymore!!!

“There are plenty of celebrities who REFUSE to talk about their boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/partner.”
One example of that is Orlando Bloom, but some people call him a famewhore too, so I guess that’s not the real reason, huh? The funny thing is that, other than him, I can’t think of many examples of celebrities whose love life is of interest for the media and refuse to talk.

“She has flashed private pics of them on her blackberry, she has posted private pics with him on her public myspace, she has talked about his boxers, she talked about their trips in Spain and Venice”
Her comments about Venice were about a restaurant, not him. Don’t twist things. About the pictures, if he doesn’t mind and they don’t show him doing anything special other than standing beside her, they aren’t revealing anything private about him. It is no different than a couple that show up together at an event.

“Again, stipulations, conditions.”
Not really. Magazines do as they feel and many celebrities complain that a certain magazine quoted them as saying something they didn’t or saying things about them that are not true.

“There is a difference between being more popular by dating a celebrity and being a famewhore using that celebrity’s name for publicity. Miranda is the latter.”
Here you are assuming that she is more known for saying his name than for being his girlfriend, which is doubtful. According to you, Bar Refaeli doesn’t talk and she is as well known as Miranda, and she is known for being Leo’s girlfriend.

More excuses, more justifications, they still don’t change the facts. But then again, I wouldn’t expect someone who reveres a lying, cheating famewhore to have a grasp of honesty , integrity, reality or an intact moral compass.

My answers were composed of facts, dear. I see that you have lowered yourself to the last resort, insulting me personally.

Personally, I think they’re both fully aware of what’s going on and how things work with publicity and press, and they’re both fully consenting adults who may be using each other in more ways than one. Neither one can be taken seriously when it comes to claims about valuing privacy at this point, and if Orlando didn’t want the type of press or attention he’s getting via Miranda’s talk about him and mentioning his name, he wouldn’t have started seeing her. He must know by now what comes with dating actresses and models, whether they’re known or unknown - they’ll want the attention, and I think he’s getting a payoff here as well.

The payoff I’m talking about has to do with keeping HIS name out there and making certain HE gets photographed with a presumably attractive model or actress on his arm. If he didn’t want this type of arrangement or were bothered by her blabbing, he wouldn’t be with her and would have chosen a more low profile type of girl. They’re out there, and they range from bankers to accountants to dental hygienists to film editors to chefs. With all the people he meets and has access to, he has plenty of women in a dating pool to choose from. That’s why I say that what I’m seeing is a recurring pattern, and the same slams being made against Miranda were at times made against Kate.

If we’re going to talk about contracts and stipulations possibly made with Kerr, I personally think Bloom could have stipulated that NO mention be made of his name, and that he will refuse to take Miranda to any high profile celebrity clubs or events, and that their whereabouts are to be kept strictly confidential. It wasn’t by chance that Kate’s gold bracelet gift that Orlando gave here found it’s way into US Weekly, now was it? It wasn’t by chance that a pap just happened to find his way into Disneyland and OB and KB just happened to be there that day, now was it? It wasn’t by chance that a pap just happened to get those airport tarmac shots of OB and KB back in Dec. ‘03, now was it? When OB spent money on KB, the amount usually found its way into the tabs. And paps found them everywhere from Cabo to Kentucky to a private horseback riding place in Australia. So, I personally see a pattern, and I think OB is part of that pattern and has been since day 1. If he hasn’t figured out by now, after all this time, with his PR firm and agent and manager’s help, how to keep his love life and private dates private, and to find a GF who can uphold that desire for privacy and share it, then I don’t think he ever will - most likely because he never really was THAT kind of man and actor to begin with.

I just think this whole thing is a two way street for both these people and neither one is a victim of anything. Posters attacking each other over these two people just seems pointless to me as people can defend their views and back them up with their own version of ‘evidence’ till 2012. It won’t change the FACT that Orlando has made some choices, and he’s responsible for HIS choices and must accept the consequences of those choices and live with them. Same goes for Miranda. Maybe, just maybe, Orlando needs to work on himself a bit before he finds a better woman. Maybe, just maybe, Miranda is a reflection of the man he is at this point in time and is the best he can do for now. Maybe, just maybe, the flaw doesn’t lie in the girlfriends he chooses but in himself. He chooses his girlfriends for a reason or reasons, and he habitually says very little while they tend to do the talking in interviews. That’s how it was with Kate and that’s how it is now. I think that’s how he likes it. I think he does the ‘talking’ with pap shots and photo ops. I think he knows what he’s doing and he’s not a victim of anything. A nobody or civilian GF would have a much harder time giving him media or press headaches, as she would not have access to the same media sources and outlets, but she would also be handled differently by the press and probably have certain protections. Orlando could easily have such a GF if he wanted, and he could have her sign a legal non-disclosure agreement.

But he wouldn’t get the same amount of press coverage, media interest or PR out of it. If she won’t go to clubs and won’t do the talking, and if she’s camera shy, Orlando may have a problem getting the attention he may need, personally or professionally - but not want to admit he needs. If he is, in fact, as some have speculated, a ’social climber,’ then he will probably always want a woman with status, money and industry contacts that he can use, or someone who can help advance him and his career or his image in some way. I’m not stating this as a fact. I’m only speculating. I can just see clearly that Miranda is only 50% of this equation. Orlando is the other 50%.

Now I’m shutting up. I should have shut up sooner, and I know many here will happily tell me so, but I’m not interested in hurting or fighting with people whom I don’t even know.

What facts?

The fact is that Miranda claims to be “private” and then uses her private life for publicity, thereby discrediting any claims of “privacy”.

The fact is that editors comply with conditions and stipulations prohibiting questions or mentions of the interviewees private life and there is ample evidence of this with other celebrities. The fact is there are examples of VS publicists doing this very thing. The fact is that when Miranda is away from those VS publicists, she does allows questions about her personal life, talks about it, and allows other comments about it in interviews that she agrees to. She knows fully well how to conduct an interview with no mention of Orlando Bloom, and yet chooses not to.

The fact is that you chose to ignore the evidence that Miranda has discussed her personal life, shown private photos, and made comments about Orlando. A “private” person would do none of these things.

These are the facts, you are making justifications to excuse the obvious lies and famewhoring that Miranda Kerr does to get attention by exploiting her “private” life.

And the fact is that I would not expect someone who reveres a lying, cheating famewhore to have a grasp of honesty , integrity, reality or an intact moral compass.

Of course, they’re both famewhores. They both claim privacy and then conduct their personal lives very publicly. He agrees to the pap set ups and doesn’t tell her to shut up just as much as she talks about him for publicity. He keeps his name out there and tries to imitate Leo the modelizer (as the budget version) and she gets attention that she would never get as just a catalog model. Neither is a victim and neither can ever claim to be upset that their privacy has been violated when they have chosen to create such a public display of it.

Do you live in fantasyland or something? About three celebrities from the thousands out there date women/men who aren’t actors/models/musicians. Kate and Orlando were found in Disneyland, so? Leo and Bar were found at some beach not long ago, Daniel Craig and his girlfriend were photographed kissing and hugging while they were bathing at some other beach, Johnny Depp and all his family were photographed skiing somewhere too. Really, stop making it look as if Orlando were special in that sense, he gets caught like all of celebrities are and he dates actresses and models like most celebrities. It’s starting to sound more ridiculous than usual.
Orlando has NEVER needed anyone to get press and you know it, don’t come with the stupidity that he needs a woman to make the paps interested because it’s false, and the proof is that he was constantly on the press between the Kate and Miranda times.

I haven’t ignored anything, you are the one repeating yourself after you got a reply to everything you say. First you reacted with insults and now you react conveniently saying that any points made against your opinion are excuses and justifications.

BRAVO to all the comments..

The fact that everyone who posted on this thread must accept is that miranda is the girlfriend or maybe, the future partner of orlando bloom. He could’ve initiated the break up long ago if he thinks miranda is no good and is just using him for fame, like what almost every fan of him is saying.

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