Miranda Kerr Goes Braided Bananas

She’s not fat. But she’s STILL implying certain things without saying them directly.

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24926252-5009160,00.html

“Despite her public denials, Hush understands Kerr wants very much to settle down and has told her inner circle that she is planning to wed Bloom this year.

Hush understands they are planning a secret venue, Greg Norman and Chris Evert-style, and that an announcement will be made later in the year.

“She’s being very careful because it could hurt her career if it’s announced and something happens and the wedding doesn’t go ahead,” a source said.”

Quoted from the link I just posted. This whole thing has really become a circus. Well, Orlando got himself into this mess. It’s his problem to get himself out. That’s what happens when you play games with people and the press. He let it get to this.

So once again idiots are believing quotes from sooper seeekrit “inner cricle” friends?
How stupid are you haters?

So you’re implying that miranda sneaked to the ladies room to meet some press and have an interview. How pathetic! You seem to know a lot about her and been following her every move lol. But hey, models are only humans and humans have a calling of nature. I don’t mean to be rude, but if you’re stomach aches and want to pooh, how long it will take you to finish the deed and clean up? People have different time tables for that matter and you should not base it on your own. lol How shallow is that excuse. One more thing, you can’t choose a time or place if the nature calls. I’m sure you know that.

LOL LOL LOL

Then why bother some time to post here? Go to delphi where people share same viewpoints and no one will argue.

The butt chin isnt cute but I guess if you think Miranda is cute then anything goes really. Hehe I bet MK is reading up on this, she probably made about every shipper comment here about herself, thats sad, Hey MK when Is you “self help” book coming out huh? This year, I dont think it ever is coming out.

Thanks for posting this - what an absolutely hilarious story!

This quote in particular: “She’s being very careful because it could hurt her career if it’s announced and something happens and the wedding doesn’t go ahead,” a source said:”’

Why on earth should her career be affected if she doesn’t marry Bloom? Aren’t we all to believe she’s the most successful model to hit the planet? Surely, her relationship with Orlando has nothing to do with her career? Say it isn’t so! LOL

The thing I dont get is that not everyone is going to like her, everyone in life goes through it not just her. Not everyone is going to like, adore or agree with everything you have to say or do. It doesnt make anyone a hater just different views. Even if she wasnt a model that is in the public so much, she would still have people not like her for something one reason or another.

This is REAL life.

They’re always going to be your fans and people that like you but they’re also going to be and people who are going to be your critics and judge you, sorry people this is how it works. So stop with the hater BS and get real. Life isnt all solar powered country farm houses and organic veggie gardens, geez whiz wake up and smell the tahitian noni juice.

Me myself I dont like her becasue she is just plain a** dumb and a ****. And she has the fugliest greasy phace in the world and that butt chin is annoying to look at ugh, how can OB cope with her face.

So why are you so offended by it? I dont care if I am a hater or not. And If it was hurtful (yes Hurtful) to you then get over yourself. Why is people defending her taking it seriously.

I did say people will like her. Her shipper fans, but it will always be two side to this. I was just stating why I dont like her.

Sad to say that most people here claim that all go0d comments are made by those who are close to miranda, apparently they’re not, i for one is a student from new zealand and i could say that miranda is quite famous here. So stop making assumptions that miranda’s family/friend are lurking aroud on this thread!!

“She’s being very careful because it could hurt her career if it’s announced and something happens and the wedding doesn’t go ahead,” a source said.”

You mean like OB issuing another cold engagement denial? Yeah, I could see David Jones firing her sorry ass over something like that since she pimped OB out to get that job in the first place. I bet Orlando Bloom’s name was written all over her contract in bold letters. She’s probably gonna get fired if she can’t get him to marry her at one of their fashion shows. Ha!

Randamay honey, you don’t sound like someone who is so sure about their own wedding going down. What’s changed? Is b!tches threatening to crash your wedding? You need to do something about her drunk ass.

@89 & 90

You dumb whores act like the fans were the ones who had that crap printed in the DT. She’s the one who went to the press, so obviously she wanted it out there for people to believe. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that the DT is using the “inner circle” angle so that no one in particular could get their asses handed to them like the last time when OB embarrassed them with his denial . Make no mistake, all this wedding baloney is coming from her and if she doesn’t learn to shut to hell up, soon this never-was won’t be able to pay anyone to talk about her mediocre ass.

@95
I don’t give a f.u.c.k. if she “popular” down under, in every other corner of the globe, she’s know as “Orlando Bloom’s girlfriend”. GET OVER IT!!!

If you took my comment as an insult to your country, then that’s your problem. I was merely pointing out to you that everywhere else she is known as “Orlando Bloom’s girlfriend”, so it doesn’t matter if you think the sun rises and sets on her bony, flea-bitten ass. Besides, you’re going to have bigger problems than me for saying that Orlando’s time has passed in Hollywood. I can hear a stampede coming from some of his most die-hard fans who think he is the greatest actor of all time. You had better run.