Miranda Kerr Goes Braided Bananas

Personally, I think they’re both fully aware of what’s going on and how things work with publicity and press, and they’re both fully consenting adults who may be using each other in more ways than one. Neither one can be taken seriously when it comes to claims about valuing privacy at this point, and if Orlando didn’t want the type of press or attention he’s getting via Miranda’s talk about him and mentioning his name, he wouldn’t have started seeing her. He must know by now what comes with dating actresses and models, whether they’re known or unknown - they’ll want the attention, and I think he’s getting a payoff here as well.

The payoff I’m talking about has to do with keeping HIS name out there and making certain HE gets photographed with a presumably attractive model or actress on his arm. If he didn’t want this type of arrangement or were bothered by her blabbing, he wouldn’t be with her and would have chosen a more low profile type of girl. They’re out there, and they range from bankers to accountants to dental hygienists to film editors to chefs. With all the people he meets and has access to, he has plenty of women in a dating pool to choose from. That’s why I say that what I’m seeing is a recurring pattern, and the same slams being made against Miranda were at times made against Kate.

If we’re going to talk about contracts and stipulations possibly made with Kerr, I personally think Bloom could have stipulated that NO mention be made of his name, and that he will refuse to take Miranda to any high profile celebrity clubs or events, and that their whereabouts are to be kept strictly confidential. It wasn’t by chance that Kate’s gold bracelet gift that Orlando gave here found it’s way into US Weekly, now was it? It wasn’t by chance that a pap just happened to find his way into Disneyland and OB and KB just happened to be there that day, now was it? It wasn’t by chance that a pap just happened to get those airport tarmac shots of OB and KB back in Dec. ‘03, now was it? When OB spent money on KB, the amount usually found its way into the tabs. And paps found them everywhere from Cabo to Kentucky to a private horseback riding place in Australia. So, I personally see a pattern, and I think OB is part of that pattern and has been since day 1. If he hasn’t figured out by now, after all this time, with his PR firm and agent and manager’s help, how to keep his love life and private dates private, and to find a GF who can uphold that desire for privacy and share it, then I don’t think he ever will - most likely because he never really was THAT kind of man and actor to begin with.

I just think this whole thing is a two way street for both these people and neither one is a victim of anything. Posters attacking each other over these two people just seems pointless to me as people can defend their views and back them up with their own version of ‘evidence’ till 2012. It won’t change the FACT that Orlando has made some choices, and he’s responsible for HIS choices and must accept the consequences of those choices and live with them. Same goes for Miranda. Maybe, just maybe, Orlando needs to work on himself a bit before he finds a better woman. Maybe, just maybe, Miranda is a reflection of the man he is at this point in time and is the best he can do for now. Maybe, just maybe, the flaw doesn’t lie in the girlfriends he chooses but in himself. He chooses his girlfriends for a reason or reasons, and he habitually says very little while they tend to do the talking in interviews. That’s how it was with Kate and that’s how it is now. I think that’s how he likes it. I think he does the ‘talking’ with pap shots and photo ops. I think he knows what he’s doing and he’s not a victim of anything. A nobody or civilian GF would have a much harder time giving him media or press headaches, as she would not have access to the same media sources and outlets, but she would also be handled differently by the press and probably have certain protections. Orlando could easily have such a GF if he wanted, and he could have her sign a legal non-disclosure agreement.

But he wouldn’t get the same amount of press coverage, media interest or PR out of it. If she won’t go to clubs and won’t do the talking, and if she’s camera shy, Orlando may have a problem getting the attention he may need, personally or professionally - but not want to admit he needs. If he is, in fact, as some have speculated, a ’social climber,’ then he will probably always want a woman with status, money and industry contacts that he can use, or someone who can help advance him and his career or his image in some way. I’m not stating this as a fact. I’m only speculating. I can just see clearly that Miranda is only 50% of this equation. Orlando is the other 50%.

Now I’m shutting up. I should have shut up sooner, and I know many here will happily tell me so, but I’m not interested in hurting or fighting with people whom I don’t even know.

Of course, they’re both famewhores. They both claim privacy and then conduct their personal lives very publicly. He agrees to the pap set ups and doesn’t tell her to shut up just as much as she talks about him for publicity. He keeps his name out there and tries to imitate Leo the modelizer (as the budget version) and she gets attention that she would never get as just a catalog model. Neither is a victim and neither can ever claim to be upset that their privacy has been violated when they have chosen to create such a public display of it.

I haven’t ignored anything, you are the one repeating yourself after you got a reply to everything you say. First you reacted with insults and now you react conveniently saying that any points made against your opinion are excuses and justifications.