Jake Gyllenhaal is Fedora Fresh

he is soooo serious… where is his smile? seems he looks sad all the time

lots of guys copying brad pitt … wearing scraft and hat ….

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Hi Anon i saw that pics.. he looks happy, but i thing that pics are old one, when they shoot Zodiac together… but maybe i am wrong… i don’t know.
I want old Jake and his smile and i miss Heath :)))

I agree with number 4 ! Brad gave a new trend.

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What a self-centered queen. I bet this was one photographer he didn’t kick in the shins. Come take my picture and make me beautiful. I want my fans to adore me. Aren’t I beautiful? Look at my eyes. Look at my perfect face. Look at my nifty hat. Looky me. Looky me. Oh, Im so haaaaandsooooome it hurts.

jo @ 01/31/2009 at 4:04 am lots of guys copying brad pitt …

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Well not really a look you would want to copy.

by the way, you said guys… jake is the first guy kinda looking a bit like brad with the scarf and hat. but then again, not like brad invented the scarf and hat

not a good look on brad at all. but jake can pull it of.

Anon
Just saw a pics on GB, you are right…. he is smiling :))) But these on JJ are so serious…

This is the “old hollywood” look. Don’t give BP credit for it, please. I’m not sure Jake carries it off well. But it’s obvious he’s out for a role that requires this kind of gravitas as opposed to the almost clownish extremism of “Prince of Persia.” Have to say, I’m not liking him as much since he spit on a photographer and then kicked one the next day. I mean, it was ONE photographer each day, not a herd. I guess photogs are fine when he’s with the female unit, RW, but not otherwise. Does he realize that the timing on this behavior only adds fuel to the talk about showmance? Tsk, tsk.

This style is stolen form Colin!

@lizzie
nor Brad

I like Jake he’s cool and so is Reese.

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#12 - You’re an idiot.

Jake looks very good here; serious, but handsome as always. And I highly doubt he is trying to “copy” anyone.

Love you, Jake!!!!!!!!!!

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HA HA HA HA HA

He looks like such a self loving tool here.

Trim your eyebrows Jake! Smile, it doesn’t cost you anything!

The difference is he looks like a doofus in that hat. He certainly did spit at and kick at paparazzi. Saying he didn’t doesn’t make it true no matter how many times his number one fan tries to change history.

Yep he spit at and kicked the 2 paps. And no matter how fancy he can dress in these pics and smile for camera, it doesn’t make up for it. Jake has changed too much with his bearding and association with Reese. Used to like and respect him a lot but it’s fading fast.

Question. Why does every guy that dates Reese Witherspoon look seriously angry or pissed off after spending time with her?

I suspect that she is a serious professional nag and party pooper.

Sorry Anon(34), but you have no right to imposse your opinion on everybody else, the fact that people don’t agree with you, doesn’t mean they are parasites, give your opinion, but respect others. I think Jke has lost a lot of fans since going out with Reese as he has changed a lot and is not the same funny and charming guy he used to be, he always looks miserable and is become quite rude. If he carries on like that his movies are going to suck and he’ll lose even more fans. Also, he doesn’t pull that look too well, that suits someone older like Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, all those you mentioned before, he is only 28.

That look doesn’t suit him at all, it makes him look 10 years younger and ridiculous, it might be in fashion, but it doesn’t suit everybody, it’s defo not for him.

In my opinion his stylist got it wrong this time as that look is more for bohemian actors, Colin farrel, Johnny Depp,….JG doesn’t even go out. I think clothes is away of expressing yourself, they say a lot about your personality, in this case they don’t. I think he looks uncomfortable in that outfit.

The formal suit with the boho scarf and the too small hat is a weird combo. Who dressed him the men’s department at JC Penny?

Yes, it suits Colin farrell really well as that’s him, clothes are a very personal thing and Colin looks good on that , but I don’t think is JG style at all. Look at him, he looks as if he can’t wait to get home and get rid of the hat and the whole suit. People look better when they are comfortable with what they are wearing. I wouldn’t let anybody pick my clothes for me, no way.

Jake looks old and he never looks really happy; even when laughing or smiling for the cameras his eyes give him away. His eyes have a dead quality to him, and yet they used to be one of his best features.

It’s sad to see the toll the closet and bearding with Reese has taken on him. First it was dressing like a bum, then looking miserable, now lashing out at paps. What’s next?

#51 you are so right, his eyes give him away, Jake has got very expresive eyes and it shows when he is happy or not , recently he looks so sad and like he lacks confidence, not quite the same person he was before. I’m sure a lot of his fans see this as well, even when they don’t want to acknowledge it. I used to love watching him,but now he is depressing. I think the only person who benefit from this relationship is RW, nobody would even mention her if she wasn’t with him. That’s a shame, he is so young and can do so much better,…god!

01/31/09@5:29am To:Hoetensia #12

What is your problem @5/29am? Are you have a meltdown. I cannot beleive somebody can be so angry that early in the morning if you had a good night sleep. Were you one of those Pazz that cause this man to bump into that glass door and you are blaming him for kicking somebody in the shin. You are sounding as if it was you. Your a** need to get a grip. As for him copying Brad, These two stars have always worn the scarf and hat. I am a big fan of both Mr Pitt and Jake. Would like to see Jake do a film with Mr Fincher also. I think this man is such a good Director. Just saw CCOBB AGAIN, even better the second time around. PEACE

I think he is too short for this style. It looks like he doesn’t have a neck.

LYNN, you are such an idiot, don’t you guess Hortensia might be somewhere else in the world when she wrote that, don’t you know the time is different in different countries, she might not be American, or do you think that when it’s 5:29 am in America is 5:29 in the rest of the world? don’t you know anyone can access this website from anywhere in the world when you do?go back to school and re-educate yourself!

he looks kind of jack the ripperish there…
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LYNN: I’m a sex starved nun in a Greek monastery and I dig Jake. But since he took up with that Witherspoon ***** I’m furious and I hate him for it. So I am saying the nastiest things I can think of about him He deserves it all and MORE. If he came over to visit and let me get into bed with him, I’d forgive him. Do you have his telephone number?

god damn it BRAD didn’t create a style!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jake looks great

Ah,ah,ah,….this site is hilarious, it makes me laugh,…it’s actually more about the people who write the comments than the celebrities themselves,…he,he. It’s funny how people forget about the celebs and answer each other on their comments,…….we are all celebs in a sort of way here,…Hortensia, se, Ivana,…they are always in this site and some people read their comments and they actually follow them, I think they are more popular than Jake here.

he’s too hot

He looks ridiculous.

LOL he does look like a muppet!

Jake has no career. I dont know why anyone is still interested.
his career is dead.

These pics were taken right after he found out that a surrogate mother he hired was the Los Angeles woman who gave birth to his octuplets.

Jake have ability to be so beautiful and so ugly… depending on situation, when he is tired or sad his look is so serious and pale.. but when he is happy.. than OMG he is most gorgeous guy with beautiful and widely open smile.. This are just posing pictures… i guess no one feels comfortable, when thousands camera are pointed to his face. i know you all going to said, he is actor and he is probably enjoy in this stuff, but yet he probably don’t think that way. Who knows :)))
AM I BORING OR WHAT :-D

Thanks for thinking i am silly :-D
Sure he probably love being photographed.. i don’t know why i said this.. you obviously know him better and you probably watched and listens all his interviews… i only watched several his movies and nothing else..
But he is Sag like me… i also have moments when my ego like to be shown in every occasion, when i am all happy and cheerful… but also there are moments when i like to be alone with myself… when everyone gets on my nerves..

Hortensia just admit it…. you are his craziest fan.. aren’t you ???
You practically knows everything… i only comment pics and of course BBM one of my favorite movies..

Hortensia, I’ve read that a lot of times, that Jake went into showbiz becouse he loved to be the centre of attention, he has admitted to this lots of times, so why is he complaining now?Isn’t he getting enough attention or is that he is not getting the sort of attention he would like?

Ivana, trust me, if you carry on doing this for very long, 10 years down the line, you will see yourself as a lonely sad person locked in your room spending your time with a computer, go out and meet other people, maybe the man of your life is somewhere out there, but sure is not gonna knock on your door looking for you and he might be better than JG, you don’t know anything about Jake, he is just a fantasy, he is probably an a**hole in real life.The internet is a good thing if you know how to use it, it’s not good if it becomes an addiction. Follow my advice, I guess I’m much older than you and I’ve lived more.

Ivana, why do you care so much about what Americans think?Most of them are just a bunch of ignorants, they think they rule the world. I lived in America for 2 years and I can tell you that what you see here is not the real America, this is just Hollywood, you have to travel and go there to realize how big this people are and how ignorant and racist they are, I worked in the UK for a while with some Americans and they were really large, they think the food portions here are very small,but the truth is that in their country the portions arre too big, that’s why they are so fat, obesity is a big problem there….Go and visit the real America, not the celebrity websites. Where are you from, anyway? I bet your country is much better than this.

Barry, you are so right.Last summer I went to study Spanish to Spain in Europe and I was amazed how beautiful Spanish women are, all clean and slim and friendly, gorgeous dark hair, pleasant smile,…..I was soooo depressed when I had to come back to the US,…people here really need to change their diet to something more healthy,….this country is sinking,man.

I think Jake is drop dead gorgeous.

“You practically knows everything…”

Not everything. I am still trying to find out how long his pe*is is. Have you any idea?

Re Jake’s mysterious appendage (pe*is): I have heard that long fingers indicate a long dong. Anybody know for sure? Jakey has very long fingers. LOL

Hortensia, i think you need to give it up,too. I think this is your only life, you post even more times than Ivana, leave her alone, she is doing really well, hasn’t posted por a few hours, she can quit by herself, but i think you are gonna need some help.

Dunst would probably know. You think if I could get her drunk (difficult?) she might spill the beans?

Hortensia if you check the net you can find a video of the shower scene in Jarhead, You can see everything you want there (very very nice BTW).

Finally found it. Yes, not bad at all. Quite the contrary. Now I see what Reese sees on (not “in”) him. What’s ON him is far more important than what’s IN him. LOL.

Tasteless???!!! Yeah, I know how Hollyweird is all about “taste”. Get real, dumbbell. Hollyweird is about sex. People aren’t interested in stars’ souls; they are interested in their appendages and dangles. As you can see from the answers I got when I broached the topic. My English is just fine, buddy, better than yours. Please point out a single error of grammar or style. You might not like my content, but I don’t like yours either. Calling somebody who talks nicely about sex is hardly psychotic. It is people who are upset by sex who have mental problems. Much of the world revolves around sex and most of Hollywood and fandom does for sure. So bug off, buster. You’re dumb and out of line. You don’t own this blog.

I just posted this comment on the newest Witherspoon site that talks about her shopping for “hidden treasures”:

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Now, my dear Pauly, have yourself a good hissy fit and sexual shock attack and then run to mommy and tell her about all the filth you have seen today. Ohhhh, it’s all so AWFUL. Mommy needs to make you some hot tea and tuck you into bed and tell you to have virginal dreams. LOL

some people like to do (or make?) therapy here (LOL).

I talk about sex because I get a lot of it. I enjoy it. You prudes seem frightened to talk about it. Sad. Of course I know you are here because you want only to praise Jakey’s brains and his soul. You don’t have any interest at all in his body. What douches you are. I am sure you’ll be hanging out talking about him when he is a withered old man of 80, right? Because you have no interest in his body. What silly hypocrites you are.

So much HYPOCRISY. Some people here pretend they come not because they are sexually attracted to Jake, but to discuss his brain power or his athletic prowess, or so they would have use believe. Of course they comment endelessly on his appearance which is the facade for his sexuality but, oh my no, they aren’t sexually attracted to him. And when I cut through the nonsense and talk openly about his sex and his “implements” they get their panties in a tizzy and are outraged. Oh my no, we can talk endless about whether he is “hot” or whether he “looks good”, etc., etc. but heavens, the idea that we find him sexually attractive is absurd. No, it’s his SOUL that we are interested in. So f*ck off you silly hypocrites. Go home and face up to what you are really doing here, wanting to talk about his sexuality.

Oh, no!
Another nutter like “se”, I won’t be looking at these posts again, they are all inundated with Hortensia’s comments like it used to happen with se. Pity, because I’m a fan of Jake. I’m starting to think that Hortensia is some kind of computer virus.

Yeah, stupidos, keep pretending you don’t have any sexual interest in Jake. You are here to commune with his soul and his spirit. LOL We know.

I adore all these hypocrites who say how handsome Jakes is, how “hot” he is, who have suggestions how he should make himself look better but who have no sexual interest,,,,oh my no….none at all….in him. What douches. What hypocrites. What fake pretenders.