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Angelina Jolie - ‘Saturday Night Live’ Weekend Update

Angelina Jolie - ‘Saturday Night Live’ Weekend Update

Saturday Night Live newcomer Abby Elliott impersonates mother-of-six Angelina Jolie during the “Weekend Update” of yesterday’s episode. Watch the video below and here’s the transcription:

Seth Meyers: It was revealed on Thursday that the California woman who gave birth to octuplets already has six other children. What? Angelina Jolie? What, what are you doing here?

Angelina Jolie: I heard someone had eight babies…does she want all of them?

SM: Yeah… I mean, I think she does, yes.

AJ: Where’s [your co-anchor Amy Poehler]?

SM: Oh, she left.

AJ: Did she take her baby with her?

SM: Yeah, she did.

AJ: Too bad, I could always use a new baby.

SM: So, um, are you excited about the Oscars?

AJ: Bye.


Angelina Jolie - ‘Saturday Night Live’ Weekend Update

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Zep is white trash @ 02/04/2009 at 12:27 am

Hey Zep. Go pleasure yourself on the backside of a mule . You know you love it. Typical trash with gaunt face, no chin or jaw and vacant expression. Dont forget to brush you crooked ugly yellow teeth. And go suck the sh!t crumbs out of the **** of Hiltler’s corpse.

Jen the Hag @ 02/04/2009 at 6:17 am

phoebe @ 02/03/2009 at 1:51 pm

and btw…..neither Brad or Angelina were invited at this dinner for the oscars…..OUCH…seems no one wanted them there, they weren´t even on the guest list. LOL
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Jenhag are you talking out of your ass again?? All nominees are invited why do you think they called that event ” THE ANNUAL OSCAR NOMINEES LUNCHEON see the word “NOMINEES”.. it’s because all the nominees are invited you JENHAGS ARE ALL BRAINDEAD . So moron JENHAG .. Meryl Streep and Philllip Hoffman were not around so they were not invited too?? bwahahahha

This is hilarious. Angie is driving me crazy with all the kids she has. She need to just relax.

That actually looks exactly like her haha

hello angelina i need ur help plz help me iam poor person iam from pakistan NWFP peshawar i have been witing since one month iam very sad plz hellp me i want to give me work plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz help me.

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