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Angelina Jolie - ‘Saturday Night Live’ Weekend Update

Angelina Jolie - ‘Saturday Night Live’ Weekend Update

Saturday Night Live newcomer Abby Elliott impersonates mother-of-six Angelina Jolie during the “Weekend Update” of yesterday’s episode. Watch the video below and here’s the transcription:

Seth Meyers: It was revealed on Thursday that the California woman who gave birth to octuplets already has six other children. What? Angelina Jolie? What, what are you doing here?

Angelina Jolie: I heard someone had eight babies…does she want all of them?

SM: Yeah… I mean, I think she does, yes.

AJ: Where’s [your co-anchor Amy Poehler]?

SM: Oh, she left.

AJ: Did she take her baby with her?

SM: Yeah, she did.

AJ: Too bad, I could always use a new baby.

SM: So, um, are you excited about the Oscars?

AJ: Bye.


Angelina Jolie - ‘Saturday Night Live’ Weekend Update

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Love Jolie and still think it was amusing.

The haters are psycho. It’s just a joke. I can’t believe how seriously they are taking it. Also SNL parodies everybody. It’s amazing how the haters thinks it’s 100 times worst just because it’s Angelina. Get a grip people.

FUNNYSTUFF @ 02/01/2009 at 8:05 pm

Poor sad trolls.

serephina @ 02/01/2009 at 9:35 pm

That was a great impersonation. So funny.

The real deal @ 02/01/2009 at 9:36 pm

Funnystuff,

Calm down nutjob,, it’ll be okay. Its parody. They have parodied alot of people (Deniro, Pitt, Palin etc) it all done for laughs, not as you want to desperately believe “putting Jolie in her place”

Any psychologically healthy person (and that obviously aint you) can laugh at this skit, and take it for what it is..I thought it was funny and any person with an IQ higher than a houseplant knows that parody is an exaggeration, thats what makes it funny.

so please, take your psychotrophic meds, recharge your vibrator, beat yourself off and calm the fcuk down. You are ridiculous attacking a complete stranger with all of your nonstop ranting, name changing and agreeing with yourself.

Because at the end of the day Angelina J will be banging Brad Pitt, rich , beautiful and admired and you will will still be a lonely crazed foaming at the mouth looser who has alot of time on her hands. and fcuktard you have wasted enough of mine.

I’m a fan of Angie and I thought it was funny. I think Angie would find it funny as well. Unlike poor Fugly, Angie is secure enough to laugh at herself.

The funniest thing about SNL is a person working a 30 Rock. The fact that Letterman has been doing this same stupid joke for the last two years just shows how lame SNL has become.

jared STILL cant see the video here in the UK! can some1 please upload it!! …chheeeeeeers!!

hassanchop! @ 02/01/2009 at 9:44 pm

OMG What a pathetic bunch of Nelson Muntzes here!
Except for you, Infamous, you’re just your disturbingly weird self as usual. Congratulations on being unique.

FUNNYSTUFF @ 02/01/2009 at 9:46 pm

#55 unREAL…LOL at you. I’m perfectly calm sweetpea. Seems like you’re the one in an uproar. So who are trying to convince that they will be “banging” (VERY low class verbage by the way) you or me. I don’t give a crap what they do on their own time…..I just think it’s funny as hell that she is being made fun of.

sunshine @ 02/01/2009 at 8:17 pm

SNL parody Aniston as a dim witted person who wanted did not want to take a side because she needed everyone to love her. Of course the actress showed her always flipping her hair.

So it you are going to take the this parody to heart remember what they did about Aniston

Neil (a Canadian) @ 02/01/2009 at 9:50 pm

By the way those outside the USA can’t see the vids. Somebody please post on YouTube.

FUNNYSTUFF @ 02/01/2009 at 9:46 pm

glad you enjoy it. us fans enjoy it too. now, that you had fun is time for you to leave angie’s thread. i dare ya.

@ me

It doesn’t matter if Angelina is in the media 24/7…if she wants to adopt then that’s her business. If she adopts another child - I wouldn’t be surprised if the jokes continue on but as for the jokes - “they’re getting stale” because she hasn’t adopted in a long time. It’s only 6 children. You want to come to New York and see Italian & Hispanic families? It’s the norm to have 6 children.

FUNNYSTUFF @ 02/01/2009 at 9:46 pm

Where have you been? Letterman , Leno and Conan has done this adoption/jolie joke for years. Wow the joke is on you.

I agree with unreal you are overreacting. Go do some yoga.

Oh oh the game is getting good.

FUNNYSTUFF @ 02/01/2009 at 9:56 pm

#61….so the did a skit on Aniston…..well GOOD then, according to all your other peeps, “you haven’t CAME into your own till SNL does a skit on yout” (pardon the improper English but that’s what your PEEP said not mee. ANYWHO, thanks for being the one to admit jolie is no better than anyone else…including aniston. ;-). You’re about to be trounsed on though tee hee.

“Go do some yoga”…
I like that.

Neil (a Canadian) @ 02/01/2009 at 9:59 pm

FUNNYSTUFF @ 02/01/2009 at 9:46 pm

poor sad trolls

Now I would not insult a houseplant by saying that Fugly’s fans have the IQ of a houseplant, but for the benefit of those of you who don’t understand the definition of parody, this is what the dictionary says:

Main Entry: parody !par-u-dE
Pronunciation: \ ˈper-ə-dē, ˈpa-rə- \
Function: noun
Results
1. 1 a literary or musical work in which the style of an author or work is closely imitated for comic effect.

Remember when all the tabs were gushing about Fugly planning to adopt a baby?

“Ok Hoov, I get your point, we’ll adopt. An American kid because Ange doesn’t adopt American — she makes American and adopts everywhere else. Whew… I’m trying not to panic, Hoov…

I really don’t want to sound shallow, Hoov, but I will die if the kid we get is ugly, I mean after my chin it’s like the worst thing that can happen to me.

I don’t want like beauty of like “Shiloh proportions” or anything, but y’know, it can’t be ugly, y’know…they need to be able to compete when put side by side, and Shiloh’s beautiful sure — why can’t we get something .. I dunno… like… more beautiful y’know? Then that’ll really get me there… oh gaaah Hooov, it’s not possible, shyttt shyttt shyttt!!!

I’m panicking — Smartwater plz… think Jen think… mpfhhhh….ok ok… we can do a boy thing… y’know, so that they can’t compare it, sorry .. uhm him… to Shiloh, yeah? yeah!

I’m good. But wait, another thing… should we first adopt the thing or should we stage the wedding first… y’know. It needs to look right. I know John said no weddings, just write his broke ass a bigger check, I think he’ll agree… Hoov… pull up all the pictures from me and my husband’s wedding, all Ange and my husband’s appearances, everything! We need to top all of their appearances. Get all the consultants we’ll need pronto, uh…. uh…. uh…. water again please…

Poses!!! Poses!!! when the thing arrives how am I going to pose? What am I going to wear.. And what if the thing starts pulling on my hair… or pukes on me?????!!! oh ma gaaad I’m panicking!! ok… ok…

Breathe, Jen… woosah…. Aaaah, remember the first Shiloh pictures…? Should John be in the first shots?

Should we sell them? no! no! no! we won’t sell - we’ll give them away coz Ange & my husband sold theirs… urgh, decisions…!

I need a new yoga mat…

hassanchop! @ 02/01/2009 at 10:02 pm

FUNNYSTUFF

Take a minute. Get your thoughts together and try again. You’re tripping over your words and it’s kind of embarrassing

If it is true that the mother of octuplets is on welfare, the country is in much worse shape than I thought.

Decency that is all fine and well, but that was then and right now today, we are talking about the joke you all think you know and truly love Angelina Jolie.

FUNNYSTUFF @ 02/01/2009 at 10:09 pm

hASSanchop…..sounds like you all are embarrassed that your girl is being put in with “regular” hollywood folks now and is NOT being adored and lauded. tee hee.

wouldn’t be awesome if only the fans are on angie’s thread. i guess this will never happen because the trolls love angie and brad too much they don’t want to leave….Hahahahahahaha1!!!

Yeah a new post about Angelina, it was cute. She’s a wonderful loving mother to her children.

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