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Angelina Jolie - ‘Saturday Night Live’ Weekend Update

Angelina Jolie - ‘Saturday Night Live’ Weekend Update

Saturday Night Live newcomer Abby Elliott impersonates mother-of-six Angelina Jolie during the “Weekend Update” of yesterday’s episode. Watch the video below and here’s the transcription:

Seth Meyers: It was revealed on Thursday that the California woman who gave birth to octuplets already has six other children. What? Angelina Jolie? What, what are you doing here?

Angelina Jolie: I heard someone had eight babies…does she want all of them?

SM: Yeah… I mean, I think she does, yes.

AJ: Where’s [your co-anchor Amy Poehler]?

SM: Oh, she left.

AJ: Did she take her baby with her?

SM: Yeah, she did.

AJ: Too bad, I could always use a new baby.

SM: So, um, are you excited about the Oscars?

AJ: Bye.


Angelina Jolie - ‘Saturday Night Live’ Weekend Update

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[☆I n F a m o u s☆] @ 02/01/2009 at 8:47 pm it’s a joke but it’s not funny.
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she played her boring, rude ass perfect.
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Angie is very polite persons but fugs like you try to waste her time with their childlish questions.Boring? haha angie is extermley interesting person that is why they can’t get enough of her. They know
Angie is not a robot.

Decency, baby, I am so sorry that you have totally misinterpreted what I have said, because I do not think that anyone is looking for Angelina to be equal to Jennifer. Jennifer has morals, so that would be close to impossible. Does Jennifer have a history of self mutilation, heroine addiction, Angelina said this herself, become involved with any married men, attempted suicide because she thought that BBT was not yet finished with Laura Dern, Angelina words not mine. So, again the last thing that anyone want is for Jennifer to be equal to Angelina. get yourself together girl.

I wonder if they will also do a skit showing how addicted Jennifer is to men, Now that is funny. Angelina saved three babies’s. we know one was saved from death. She has only been pregnant twice, so what is the big deal and what is so funny about that. We all know that if they were all adopted in America nothing would be said. There are lots of movie stars with lots of kids

mmsic @1110pm, I’m sorry, what?

#14, Kellie,

Honestly, I think when Angelina Jolie’s kids grow up, they will find worse stuff than this about their mom or even something about themselves. Angie should be smart and educate them how to deal with it.

sunshine woman go away ok. Angie never ever attempted sucide. She checked to see if there is something wrong with her at that time.That was her words. Angie never been a herion addict. She said she tried out Drugs that is all. Btw if you don’t know herion addiction never go away.If she is an addict she wouldn’t be able to raise this all kids she has.Don’t forget Jennypo also admited doing drugs. Angie never involved with the married man. Brad was a free man when she get to him.

sunshine -

Jennifer Anisotn has a history of cocaine addiction. She also took male hormone which caused a few miscarriages.

Jennifer Aniston has a history of lying to the public about her marriage. She also dumped Tate Donovan the minute Brad appeared on her radar screen.

Jennifer Aniston also has a history of addiction to plastic surgeries.

Oh, I can go on an on…..

Jennifer Aniston has been seeing a SHRINK for 10 years. She said this herself.

FUNNYSTUFF @ 02/02/2009 at 12:57 am

I just love love love the POWER Jennifer Aniston has over you supposed jolie lovers……every thread about jolie or pitt or their kids gets turned into a Jennifer Aniston thread. NEVER fails. I thought this was about jolie being slammed on SNL and I return an hour later and every post is about Aniston. bwahahaha what a hoot you supposed jolie worshipers are….sounds more like you’re into Jennifer.

I love Angie, but this is hilarious! She does a decent impersonation, really, considering how unique-looking Angelina is to begin with.

@FUNNYSTUFF

You have to understand it could be about Angelina on the toilet and somehow Jennifer’s name will be brought into the thread. That’s just how the regulars on this site are…

BTW Jared, I still think it’s time you should have registered users with avatars. I hate how everyone uses five different names to bash Angelina and Jennifer.

dianad1968 @ 02/02/2009 at 1:18 am

Where is Brad in this equation? Isn’t he adopting too? And didn’t he just say in one of his interviews that he loves bringing new children into their home, and the great satisfaction he gets from it? But I forget, it’s always only Angie’s supposed “addiction”.

I think this girl with the 14 kids are from iraq. I think they reported it on the news. I think the family is trying to leave the country. Maybe jj should check out that story.

Brad's an alcoholic @ 02/02/2009 at 1:22 am

lolololololol
Being made fun of for the crazy ***** she is.

Anistons's an alcoholic @ 02/02/2009 at 1:55 am

oh, how Jen loves magarita !!!

Angelina is a joke this woman has a job for years to come.

SHE IS NOT LIKE THAT! She is one of the only celeberties who ACTUALLY utilizes her stardom for the better…these people mock her because they know this and they want to convince the rest of you that she is otherwise…

passing Through @ 02/02/2009 at 2:23 am

Was this supposed to be funny? Cuz it’s just dumb. Beats me why SNL is still on anyway. It has been funny since the ’70s!

sunshine @ 02/01/2009 at 10:05 pm
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Look, honey, we’ve already exposed you once on here as a pathological liar, now why do you want to come back and get your ass kicked a second time? Are you some kind of masochistic freak or what?

FUNNYSTUFF @ 02/02/2009 at 12:57 am I just love love love the POWER Jennifer Aniston has over you supposed jolie lovers……every thread about jolie or pitt or their kids gets turned into a Jennifer Aniston thread. NEVER fails. I thought this was about jolie being slammed on SNL and I return an hour later and every post is about Aniston. bwahahaha what a hoot you supposed jolie worshipers are….sounds more like you’re into Jennifer.
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A s s hole you and another JENHAG like you are the one who brought up MANISTON name it’s your AGENDA .. everytime there’s Angelina thread you Fugly Maniston fraud fans will brought up your FAKE idol’s name because like your idol you always rode on Angelina’s popularity below are the 2 jenhag fans who mentioned X name it’s not US, IT’S YOU who mentioned your COUGAR’s name below are the evidence noticed nobody are mentioning ANUSton’s name before you two POSTED “IT”

#16 sunshine @ 02/01/2009 at 8:17 pm People are starting to finally see through the exploitation of the children. I like the way they kept her with the pouted lips because she feels that if she is seductive enough she can get away with anything. How will the fans spin this one. I guess they will say that now SNL are being influenced by Jennifer Aniston. They are starting to sound like Sarah Palin everything that went wrong with her was because everyone loved Barack Obama. The devil is a liar

# 31 FUNNYSTUFF @ 02/01/2009 at 8:43 pm Um #30 Mikai….Jennifer Aniston has HOSTED SNL….that is much more prestegeous the um being made fun of and called out as a baby collector

passing Through @ 02/02/2009 at 2:23 am
Was this supposed to be funny? Cuz it’s just dumb. Beats me why SNL is still on anyway. It hasn’t been funny since the ’70s!
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Because a new generation of stupid, knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing hags has come of age since the 70’s. This is all they have left since Friends went off.

sunshine @ 02/02/2009 at 12:32 am

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MANUSTOn got a moral?..YES Moral of an ALLEY CAT. She sleep with Brad Pitt on her first date that shows she’s ok for a ONE NIGHT STAND. Dumped her BF coz she knows she got a gold mine with Brad… how’s that for a MORAL???

M aniston’s accomplishement in her 40 years is nothing compared to Angelina’s accomplishment in her 33 years -
Angelina - OSCAR, GOLDEN GLOBE, SAG AWARDS, UNCHR Goodwill Ambassador, Member of Council for Foreign Relations, humanitarian, Licence Pilot, ride a bike, Highest paid Actress in HW, 6 gorgeous kids and Brad Pitt.

Maniston - Golden Globe, People’s Choice Award and NORMAN the dog.. bwahahahhahahha

groundcontrol @ 02/02/2009 at 3:36 am

# 31 FUNNYSTUFF @ 02/01/2009 at 8:43 pm Um #30 Mikai….Jennifer Aniston has HOSTED SNL….that is much more prestegeous . . .

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P-R-E-S-T-E-G-E-O-U-S????? Still looking for a dictionary I see.
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Again. Hosting SNL had some cache about 25 years ago but not today and not even 10 years ago. Who ARE these people living in the distant past. They’ll be wearing Nehru jackets next. LOL!

sunshine @ 02/02/2009 at 12:32 am
TO SUNSHINE

Sunshine darling you must be delusional, maniston has morals, aha by exposing her all in GQ magazine —- that’s the type of work you will like your child or children to practice, very good example indeed. She also smokes pot — haa didn’t you know, another good example for your child or children. Sleeping with men on a first date, good moral standard for your children to emulate. changing men like you change your sheets good for your kids at least they will have enough practice on how to shagg different men every few weeks, practice makes perfect.

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