Angelina Jolie - ‘Saturday Night Live’ Weekend Update

well, angelina CAN AFFORD HER KIDS, DIDNT HAVE TO ADOPT BUT W A N T E D TO - you can be as nasty as you want, cheap way to get noticed and in the media, BUT ANGELINA IS BIGGER BETTER AND HAVE MORE MONEY STATUS PERSONALITY BEAUTY TALENT THAN YO WILL EVER HAVE - SO GO EAT HER **** DOG

This was the funniest skit ever because it portrays Angelina the way that people really see her. She has become a complete joke in the celebrity world and people are laughing at her because her charade is no longer working. I see that nobody on this thread can even dispute this. In fact nearly every response I’ve read is trying to discredit Jennifer Aniston. You’re trying to divert the attention away from how people perceive Jolie by changing the subject and attacking someone who has nothing to do with this. Why is that? Angelina will be so seething mad after seeing this that every knife in her collection will be firmly implanted into the wall. And when that doesn’t satisfy her she’ll move on to Maddox’s knife collection. The Oscars should be pretty entertaining if she doesn’t chicken out from going.

NOT FUNNY. First of all Angie and BRAD have six kids and times must be getting really tough for SNL to pick on a mother. Also won’t it be great for Brad and Angie’s kids to see this. Cruel is all I can say.

we are living in the scariest times the human race has ever seen. this is the reason you should adopt. the world is becoming more and more overpopulated. the more people, the more destruction. unless you decide to live off the grid in the middle of the forest you must assume everyone on this planet including your children will one day contribute to the saddistic greed system of consumerism that destroyed this planet and its people.

this is why i think angelina jolie is an idiot. she goes and adopt three children whose chances of a healthy life have been thwarted because of the greed system that even she plays into… which is all good and fine. BUT THEN she goes and has three biological children, contributes to overpopulation, and thereby cancels out the very reason for adopting. she’s brilliant! what a good example she is right? LETS ALL OVERPOPULATE THIS EARTH AND LIVE UNSUSTAINABLE LIVES! Flying on private jets (with oil taken from starving lands), living in 25,000 sq. ft. castles (burning more energy than 90% of the population of the planet has access to), wearing priceless jewelery (whose diamonds came from mines in africa which are defacing countryside and precious forests at an alarming rate), all while millions of people are dying from preventable diseases and starvation everyday. Great example Ang… keep it up and there will be nothing left for those poor children of yours.

lol, i guess you should tell that to all the hollywood moms who had kids and didn’t adopt,lol, is grade school out or what,lol

Wow…the haters are in full force. Funny thing is we, the fans, do not think much about this skit. It’s a fact that AJ likes kids..and has been fortunate enough that she has now Brad to share rearing their children(bio and adopted) together. It’s well known and documented how people even dress as AJ and Brad carrying babies for halloween..or some skits had been done before about them so this is not new. I think, between this and the video done about JA impersonator twirling her hair at one of talk shows and could not even make an intelligent remark is more funny and realistic. Can someone post that video pls?

don’t you just love how these new posters with names you have never seen before just magically find this thread, and then you never see them again but new names keep appearing,lol,

Sera -”Also won’t it be great for Brad and Angie’s kids to see this.”
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Honestly there are WAY worse things out there that Brad and Angelina’s kids are going to see. This skit is the last thing you need to worry about. Just wait until they see all of the naked pictures of their mother all over the internet, watch any of her earlier movies, and hear about all of the self-destructive things she has done and is still doing. Oh and let’s not forget the pictures of her french kissing Uncle James! You may want to worry more about when they see her high as a kite hanging on Billy Bob Thornton and bragging about them having sex on the way over to the awards show in the limo. Or when she said that the sex they have is so rough that they sometimes ended up doing serious damage to each other. Or the video of her doing heroin and then babbling on incoherently. You can’t even call me a liar because it’s all straight from her own mouth, documented on video! So yeah, worry about her kids seeing those things instead of a skit on SNL.

“honey dating john mayer who pees on his girlfriends is not classy,lol,”
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Um, Mariska isn’t dating John Mayer. I would think you would know this since you seem obsessed with him. I don’t blame you though, he is one hot dude! And funny.

Hi JM, last post then I have to run. - “don’t you just love how these new posters with names you have never seen before just magically find this thread, and then you never see them again but new names keep appearing,lol,”
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I think what you’re seeing is the result of Jared lifting the ban off of people who he had banned from this site before. I wasn’t one of them, but if you see more people posting than usual who you do not recognize, it is because Jared got smart, lifted all of the bans, and these people are no longer silenced. Peace out!

Is adopting kids from other countries the problem? If they had adopted from the US I doubt this would have been a problem. Then again if they all had blonde hair and blue eyes (Sharon Stone) it wouldn’t be looked down on. Why are some people so down on adoption anyhow? I’m starting to think some are just very racist and ignorant. It’s been said just how Princess Z is laughed at and called mean nasty racist names. I don’t hear anyone making fun of Rosies adopted kids, because they are white. Angelina and Brad have good hearts for taking in three children.

For anyone thinking this skit was showing angie in a positive way… you thought WRONG.

they portray angie as thinking to easy about adopting and having kids.

she comes in asking about the woman who has so many kids and if she wants to give her one. on top of that she asks about amy poehlers baby and if amy took it with her.

when the host replies angie with a yes; she says… to bad i could always use another way.

in other words; dont care if it someone elses… i want it.

she doesnt care for the kids, she doesnt want to look after their best interest only hers.

and the funny thing about the oscar question right after the whole baby conversation….! The clue is: angie wants a new baby asap just before the oscars, so maybe she will have a change in winning one.

get it already?
the only reason she is interested in babies is if she can get another headline.

thats how they portrait her on this skit. for her adding a child is like buying a new bag or something like that. no care needed there.

…ALL THESE PARODY’S AND SPOOFS JUST ADDS TO THE LEGEND OF ANGIE!!!!!…

LOVE IT!!