OlderThu, 05 February 2009 at 6:44 am
Jake & Reese: Sweet Shoppers
Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon visit a friend and then enjoy a sunny afternoon doing some shopping at the Beverly Glen Market on Wednesday (February 6).
The couple walked together side by side until they got to their car, when Reese had to squeeze between two cars and made some funny faces for the photogs.
During the Superbowl, a trailer for Reese’s latest movie, Monsters vs. Aliens, was aired. Reese plays Susan Murphy, who mysteriously grows to 49 ft 11 in, is labeled a monster and is captured by the military. She is put in an institution that houses other monsters, played by Hugh Laurie, Will Arnett, and Rainn Wilson.
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What a waste on these two!
I understand pretty well now why somebody is ashamed to be an american, folks!!
OMG She has the worst taste in clothes. Black shiny mini dress at the supermarket? It makes her look so bad.
Reese not only gives new meaning to the words fug and fashion clueless, but she has the posture of a 90 year old woman. Could Jake find a new and better beard now. Doesn’t their PR team tell them that their showmance still isn’t making anyone believe he’s straight?
can’t agree with you guys more!
but I think Reese’s major problem is her freaking long ugly chin…she’s not prettier than Kirsten Dunst or Natalie Portman(2 of Jake’s former girlfriends…)
and Jake should lose some weight…her looks 40
Two boring phonies.
No spitting, no kicking, no frowning.
Reese and Jake don’t mind paparazzi when they promote their “relationship”.
Hey, #5, comparing Reese to Kirsten and Natalie in appearance is an insult to those 2.
It’s nice to see no spitting or kicking. This relationship is as phony as a three dollar bill. I wonder how much longer it will go on. How long was Jake’s last showmance?
But I think Reese looks good here. She’s a pretty woman IMO and she has great legs. This outfit shows them off.
Love them both but I especially LOVE Reese’s shoes.
Whats Jake thinking with the pork pie hat? Reese has a big bald spot on the back of her head, she’s the one who needs to cover up. These 2 are such phonies. Yeah ITA with the others, how come these 2 aren’t yelling and spitting at the paps? They usually do when they are papped alone. What a couple of freakin showmancers.
Reeses shoes are UGLY.
Isn’t it time you went to playgroup now no 4 - 12 (except 10).
They both look great..
Haters eat yourself … they still going strong.
Going strong? More like under contract. And don’t they look so happy, uh uh.
I agree with you Ivana, some posters are mindless idiots that really need to get a life, or perhaps a brain cell.
The posters who can’t see its a fauxmance need to get brain cells. 3 out of 16 posters think its real and Reese is a wonderful person. What does that tell you. The 3 are Reeses PR.
3 out of 16?. Yea right the same moron posting over and over and over and……………………… 13 times so far, how many before you have to go to see your shrink?. Hope he can help you.
What a beautiful couple.
Fake Couple
Jake is sexy as always and Reese looks lovely, they make a great couple. Bet they get married soon.
First of all, Wednesday was February 4th not 6th. JJ doesn’t know what day it is. Second, all these posters talking about their appearnce or how “sexy” they are of course are scandalized when somebody really mentions what they might be up to sexually. No, posters here are interested only in their brains and their IQs.
Anyhoo, they are clearly friends and enjoy being together. They wouldn’t be seen to often out together if the relationship was a fake. It isn’t. They probably even spend the night together in bed. Oh…so shocking.
BTW Jake looks awful in that hat. Is there something wrong with his hair? As one poster said it make him look at least ten years older than he is. Hey maybe he wants to look older than Reese so people don’t see him as her toy boy.
I don’t think 4 years difference qualifies Jake as a boy toy. And I don’t doubt that they are friends and have been for some time. I call this fake because it is being pesented as a romance instead of what it is, which is a showmance. No substance, just show. Witness the frequent pho ops. Whether they hook up or not is another story.
Sorry Hortensia,
Jake does NOT f- u- c- k Reese Witherspoon.
Rees is Jake’s PR business partner.
Bad posture, awful dress, ugly chin and mouth …
Reese Witherspoon looks terrible.
I’ve seen better dressed bag ladies.
As long as Reese and Jake is happy with each other thatis all that matters
She needs some photo ops before she starts promoting her movie, which is coming out soon. I never understood why people go to see her movies, that Four Xtmases had terrible reviews, I guess people went to see it because there was no other Xtmas movies at the time,…I can’t believe she won an Oscar. Hasn’t she been nominated for a razzie this year? I’ve read it somewhere…..
i love reese’s outfit and jake’s outfit too
I wonder why Reese never seems to spend time with her kids anymore? Granted they are in school during the week but I haven’t seen her spending anytime on weekends much anymore. She always snapped shopping or seen out with Jake. . I am not saying she doesn’t spend time with Ava and Deacon and doesn’t want the paps snapping her every move with her children but seem to have been kept out of the spotlight for a little while now. Not even seen with Ryan or Abby since the holidays.
And is Reese preggers? She has been wearing weird, ill fitting outfits lately IMO.
I hope she does a romantic comedy with Christian Bale next.
No, she is not pregnant, she has a really funny and strange shape that makes her look like pregnant, and the best way of hiding this shape is under very loose clothes, that’s why she is wearing these dresses recently.
why do these 2 always look so miserable? why the long faces? What’s wrong with them? Reese and jake, have a good sh*g and a good time, at the end of the day you are sharing the same house, so start sharing the bed,too…..!
What I don’t understand is why Reese is such a lightning rod for criticism? Forgive my nescience, but she is a moderately talented A-list actress. She seems harmless enough. I don’t think she is beautiful by any means, but she is cute in a girl-next-door kind of way. I like Jake and think he is very handsome. He is also a compelling actor IMO. What’s the problem? If they want to be together, more power to them. Also, there close enough in age and maturity that I don’t think Jake is her “boytoy.” Their two consenting adults who happen to be fond of one another. I think they make a great pairing!
I agree with you,they both look as if they haven’t had one for ages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He misses his boyfriend and she needs to get new sex toys.he!
Well, she was spotted earlier last year shopping at Myla, I guess she bought some vibrators instead of lingerie,I don’t think Jake put it on her, her ***** has got to stink.
I liked Kirsten and Jake together better.
I think we should stop arguing about these two. Nobody will come to an agreement. And it makes no difference to them.
But admit it is hard to look at her face and not speak anything.
I think we should stop arguing about these two. Nobody will come to an agreement. And it makes no difference to them.
But I admit it is hard to me look at her face and not speak anything.
They’re my fav. couple everrrr!
Can’t stand these fakers.
Thousand photo ops but Reese and Jake never managed to look like a real couple.
Some people would do anything for money.
Jake is gorgeous, I don’t care what anyone says. He can leave his shoes under my bed any time! He needs to dump Reese.
41, I agree with you.
Jake is gorgeous anyway. For the other hand, Reese without makeup is an ordinary woman. She seems too old for him.
In the first pic Reese is disguting !
I hate these two together they took over the Smug and Fug nickname from Gwyneth and Chris Martin.
She is so ugly she makes me vomit. And I hate her clothes, she always wears really weird looking clothes, except for the award/premiere shows. Jakey boy looks like he is gaining weight again. I don’t find him attractive anymore. His sex appeal is gone. And I’m sorry, but I see no chemistry between them at all.
Jake, no kicking?no spitting now?The hat looks ridiculous on him,but he probably thinks he looks cool. Has he sacked his stylist? It looks as if he is sharing Reese’s stylist now with her.
I see that all the people who have no sexual interest in Jake are here saying how “gorgeous” he is. LOL. Stupid hypocrities. And I also adore the jealous ones who want to believe he doesn’t get into bed with her. I suppose that makes them feel they still have a chance with him. When you claim their romance is fake you forget one thing: she has no interest in a fake romance even if he might have IF he is gay which I very much doubt. She has no motivation to be his beard and has no need to be one. So your argument fails the test of logic.
Hortensia, when the hell are you gonna f*ck off this site, can’t you see that people don’t read your comments and don’t reply to them,F*CK OFF,F*cking desperate B*tch.Get laid once and for all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F*cking ugly b*ch,leave us alone.Get a life out of your computer!
Hortensia, can you see how much men dislike you in this site, I can imagine how much they hate you in real life, you need to get laid woman, the problem is I don’t think any man on earth would like to f*ck you,…..Get lost! Leave Reese and Jake alone and everybody else.
F*ck off,F*ck off,F*ck off, Hortensia, we all hate you in this site,go away,we don’t want to see your name again appearing on this site, you are disgusting, can you get it through your thick mind,F*CK YOU!
You are the most hated poster in justjared.
On behalf of everybody posting here, I’m gonna make a formal complaint to justjared about Hortensia’s comments, they are unbereable and unreadable,…that woman needs to find something else to do with her life apart from posting here, we are all sick of her,I’m filling the application to complain about her.
Why don’t you write a formal complaint about the TTer’s and their hateful comments at least Hortensia speaks some truth.
Hortensia doesn’t speak any truth at all, she is a complete nutter and should be locked in a mental hospital, if you agree with her, you should be locked in too.
Everybody has the right to express themselves, but Hortensia’s comments are nuts as her. I don’t know about the haters, I think Reese and Jake are a real couple, probably the only real couple in Hollywood and they just do ordinary things like you and me,….I’m talking on behalf of everybody else in this site who is sick of Hortensia, and that’s a lot of people. Some people like this couple other hate them, there is nothing I can do about that, but I can do something about Hortensia’s annoying comments. She needs a bl**dy life!
It’s a bl**dy pain having to skip Hortensia’s comments everytime I look into this web, I’m with you,Lee.
“Hey “has got to be Hortensia using another name, there is no other explanation for his/her comment.
Please, Lee, can we all sign that complaint form?It would help.
This couple is ugly because they practice prostitution in Hollywood studios.
They sleep with the people whose are filmmakers and they becomme good place in films. They are meciocre and they haven’t any kind of character or higiene. They make public sex like dogs in airplanes. Lance Armstrong said in a television program that Jake Gyllenhaal likes &an%al$ s%ex@ and this women probably likes too.
Ugly! I would like %vomit& and I watch these peaple and lot of another actors and actresses of Hollywood!
People don’t be so hard to Hortensia.. she just enjoy in this, truth her comments are sometimes confused, but at least she thinks that Jake is straight and that his relationship with Reese is not fake.. She never call Reese prostitute ( like Se ).
Yes, Ivana, she enjoys being here because she hasn’t got anything else to do in her life, this is her freaking life!She is a freak!
I think se may be a prostitute.
Noooo, Ivana, you again, oh my god, what a shame! we all thought you gave up, c’mon woman how old are you? let me guess, you must be about 31 years old and spending your life writing on this website and dreaming about jake,no,…time will pass and you will regret it,..oh, damn! Poor Ivana. You behave like a teenager, and i rechon you are 30 or 31,…..in a few years time it will be too late to find the love of your life and have some kids, what are you doing here?
se has got to be a prostitute, otherwise how on earth he/she would know so much about that business, anon, I agree with you.
Nooooooo no 62 YOU spend much to much time investing in Jake and Reese and your silly silly comments, yep I can guess which “poster” you are. Perhaps it’s time YOU got a boyfriend and got layed, you certainely need it badly.
Anon #62 have you every heard of the say “It’s like the pot calling the kettle black”, just saying.
I am tempted to watch October Sky, about the first movie Jake ever made. But I have seen it twice already so not, I think, a third time. Anyhoo it is probably the best acting he ever did (along with Good Girl). Strange how some movie actors do their best work at the start of their careers and then gradually go downhill thereafter. Ditto Daniel Radcliffe whose acting in David Copperfield was his best. He has done a couple other things almost as good, but nothing quite as marvelous as his first acting job. The Potter movies are okay, but they rely mainly on special effects, not acting.
My my how my intelligent and playful comments upset all the hypocrites on the site who have no sense of humor at all. Take themselves SO seriously. Say they don’t read what I post and then discuss it in detail. LOLOLOLOL. I fear it is my off the wall imagination and my outside the box comments (people would love me if I said “cute” in every sentence, right?) plus my higher IQ that drives these dull dorks so crazy. I’m the only one who has anything different to say; the rest of the nutters here just repeat the mantras of all the hypocritical fans (they are “cute” he is “gay” she is a “beard”, blah blah blah). When i trashed the beard idea with a bit of logic many flew into a rage since logic is something they know nothing of. Let me repeat: she is not his beard because she had no reason to be. Give me a good valid reason why she would want to serve as his beard. You can’t.
Other dumb but acceptable comments apparently. He is fugly, she is fugly, he is gorgeous, she is gorgeous, she is vain, he is vain, she is nice, she is a *****, he is nice, he is gay, he is not gay, he is gay, she is his beard, she is not his beard. I am overwhelmed by the high IQ displayed by these comments. Brain power far beyond anything of mine. LOL.
Come on Hortensia, play fair. Be nice to these retards. Don’t embarrass them all the time!
Ivana,
How are you doing? Don´t give ears to idiots. I think you must continue posting here. It´s fun time. Who doesn´t like go away.
I spend few minutes per day and I laugh off and, in the end, I always find Jake´s pics….
Even more Hortensia, Se, etc… has fun writing bs about celebrities.
It´s a big joke…
This is my last at least on this one :)))
Anon 62… My life is perfectly organized… i finish good and quality school and i work in small private firm… next week i will start with business course and i think my love life and my years doesn’t interest you, so please stop talking about me as someone so obsessed with this, at least i have dignity and i don’t change my name.
Hey Ivana, changing one’s name is like movie stars changing roles. Just as they are not always the same character, posters don’t always have to be the same person. Now that terrible Hortensia who makes fun of the dumb hypocrites on this board might even change her name. I bet she has done that already. It makes it all more fun for her. And she is here to have fun by making fun of the rest of us. If only she were not so bright. She makes us all feel so inferior. But I think she likes you. You can tell that from her posts.She won’t call you cute, however, since she doesn’t like the overused word cute. Her vocabulary is bigger than just one word.
Ratoshine, what a nice post. You make me feel good. I’d suck your balls anyday, just ask and you will be served, er sucked..
Stop it, stop it Hortensia. You are giving me the vapors, I do declare. I am such a delicate flower that the vapors will finish me off, at least for a day. Now, you naughty girl, stop it. I am getting the vapors from your flattery, I do declare.
Beginning in the 15th century, doctors thought gases from your stomach, called “vapors,” could waft up to your brain, causing headaches and ill health. By the 18th century, these vapors had become “the vapors” and referred to a more general class of disorders that could include depression, hypochondria, nervousness, and excitability. Sometimes a person with the vapors had a lasting or chronic condition, but sometimes “getting the vapors” meant just having a brief headache or a fainting spell to be cured with smelling salts.
“The vapors” were often, though not necessarily, a female ailment. Powell diagnosed the French foreign minister with a condition more common among the ladies than the men in 18th-century Paris’ fashionable salons. So, aren’t “the vapors” just like the 19th-century ailment that doctors called “hysteria”? Don’t both involve women feeling weak, fainting, having fits, and generally being excitable?
Yes. In the 18th century, people called these nervous disorders “the vapors.” In the 19th century, they called them “hysteria.” But the roots of the terms are different. “The vapors” came from doctors being concerned about internal gases. Hysteria, on the other hand, was thought to be caused by disturbances of the uterus. Like “hysterectomy,” “hysteria” comes from the Greek word for womb. Hysterics, then, were always women; it was a specifically female diagnosis. “Getting the vapors” was more commonly associated with women, but the medical explanation behind it was, at least theoretically, gender-blind.
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Now when Hortensia sees pictures of Jake she gets hysteria because her uterus is very disturbed. It longs for his pr*ck and when he doesn’t provide it, she gets hysterical. Now I hope THAT is clear.
Yes, rato. The reason I needed to know the size of Jakey’s pr*ck is that if it wasn’t long enough it couldn’t fill my uterus and could not cure my hysteria. I need a long one to quiet my uterus down.
Hortensia sounds like a gay man or a transexual waiting for a sex change operation. No woman would talk like that, no way. Hortensia, please, come out , you would like to have a ******, just be pacient, the operation is expensive, one of my colleagues had it, but the result is fine, you’ll be able to have a d*ck.
No, she is not a transexual, but she’s got to be a prostitute, she speaks as if she has been in the business for a long time, working girl, that’s for sure. Yeah, a hooker, working nights and writing in this web during the day.
Hortensia, how much do you charge?, I understand that you suck c*ck too as you said in one of your prev. comments……
Now that you’all know what hysteria is I can explain myself. I don’t mind Reese’s spade like chin, or the fact that she is a beetch, or her bad taste in clothing, or that she is super rich and lives in two or more big houses. What sets my uterus a flutter and makes me really hysterical is that she is monopolizing Jakey’s peen. I mean a peen that fine (5-6″ for sure) ought to be shared. There is enough for more than one. But she seems to want to keep his peen all to herself. Wicked woman. Beetch. And Jakey is so passive he lets her do this. If he shared his peen with me and with others he might have a lot better time in life. He needs to branch out. Jakey, liberate yourself, my uterus is waiting. Come and enjoy.
hortensia, what the hell is a peen? explain yourself, is that English? please.
Hortensia, have you had a drink, you write as if you have been hitting the bottle today,nothing wrong with that, anyway, but you don’t seem to be sober.Your sentences don’t make sense, not that they ever do, but today it’s even worse. C’mon tell us the truth, you’ve been drinking, babe.
If you don’t know what peen means, take a look at the Dan Radliffe thread on Perezhilton. Then you might figure it out. No I am not drinking, but I am not surprised that you can’t understand my sentences. Your ability to read is probably limited to 3rd grade sentences. Any writing beyond that level probably confuses you. Dan Radcliffe has one that he shows to the audience every performance of Equus. Go take a look. But you have to hurry since the show closes Sunday.
I don’t know why you think inviting Jakey to come and experience my uterus means I have been drinking. If I were drinking I couldn’t enjoy his peen as much so of course I wouldn’t drink if I knew he was coming around.
Hortensia, have a drink now. You have my permission. And probably after my post, nobody is going to answer and read your b***dy stupid posts.Go f**k yourself, idiot, it’s saturday night, what the hell are you doing writing here? I’m working, that’s why I’m on the net, but you, f**cking loser woman, go and have a shag,bl**dy idiot! Get a proper life, is this what you do on a Saturday night, if so, maybe you need to think about something else.Get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, I can’t be bothered with ******* Hortensia and her silly comments,I’m giving up.
You are not alone…………
Hortensia, que te jodan! vete a la mierda, tienes que ser mas fea que picio. Putana barata.
Hey what are all you fakes doing here but wanting to oogle Jake and dream about getting into bed with him? Oh, I know, you are here to see his new proof of relativity and his latest philosophical thoughts as well as his political commentaries.. Sure. You don’t have any sexual interest in Jake at all. Hypocrites. HYPOCRITES.
I just put openly in words what you all are secretly thinking and of course you hate, hate me for it. You don’t want your secret lusts for Jake expressed. If you didn’t lust for him you wouldn’t be here. Morons. Don’t even understand your own motivations.
Wow, again there is a huge amount of insanity posted in this thread. Some here who keep posting over and over again, need to get a life and get a grip.
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