OlderThu, 05 February 2009 at 6:44 am
Jake & Reese: Sweet Shoppers
Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon visit a friend and then enjoy a sunny afternoon doing some shopping at the Beverly Glen Market on Wednesday (February 6).
The couple walked together side by side until they got to their car, when Reese had to squeeze between two cars and made some funny faces for the photogs.
During the Superbowl, a trailer for Reese’s latest movie, Monsters vs. Aliens, was aired. Reese plays Susan Murphy, who mysteriously grows to 49 ft 11 in, is labeled a monster and is captured by the military. She is put in an institution that houses other monsters, played by Hugh Laurie, Will Arnett, and Rainn Wilson.
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Yes, rato. The reason I needed to know the size of Jakey’s pr*ck is that if it wasn’t long enough it couldn’t fill my uterus and could not cure my hysteria. I need a long one to quiet my uterus down.
Hortensia sounds like a gay man or a transexual waiting for a sex change operation. No woman would talk like that, no way. Hortensia, please, come out , you would like to have a ******, just be pacient, the operation is expensive, one of my colleagues had it, but the result is fine, you’ll be able to have a d*ck.
No, she is not a transexual, but she’s got to be a prostitute, she speaks as if she has been in the business for a long time, working girl, that’s for sure. Yeah, a hooker, working nights and writing in this web during the day.
Hortensia, how much do you charge?, I understand that you suck c*ck too as you said in one of your prev. comments……
Now that you’all know what hysteria is I can explain myself. I don’t mind Reese’s spade like chin, or the fact that she is a beetch, or her bad taste in clothing, or that she is super rich and lives in two or more big houses. What sets my uterus a flutter and makes me really hysterical is that she is monopolizing Jakey’s peen. I mean a peen that fine (5-6″ for sure) ought to be shared. There is enough for more than one. But she seems to want to keep his peen all to herself. Wicked woman. Beetch. And Jakey is so passive he lets her do this. If he shared his peen with me and with others he might have a lot better time in life. He needs to branch out. Jakey, liberate yourself, my uterus is waiting. Come and enjoy.
hortensia, what the hell is a peen? explain yourself, is that English? please.
Hortensia, have you had a drink, you write as if you have been hitting the bottle today,nothing wrong with that, anyway, but you don’t seem to be sober.Your sentences don’t make sense, not that they ever do, but today it’s even worse. C’mon tell us the truth, you’ve been drinking, babe.
If you don’t know what peen means, take a look at the Dan Radliffe thread on Perezhilton. Then you might figure it out. No I am not drinking, but I am not surprised that you can’t understand my sentences. Your ability to read is probably limited to 3rd grade sentences. Any writing beyond that level probably confuses you. Dan Radcliffe has one that he shows to the audience every performance of Equus. Go take a look. But you have to hurry since the show closes Sunday.
I don’t know why you think inviting Jakey to come and experience my uterus means I have been drinking. If I were drinking I couldn’t enjoy his peen as much so of course I wouldn’t drink if I knew he was coming around.
Hortensia, have a drink now. You have my permission. And probably after my post, nobody is going to answer and read your b***dy stupid posts.Go f**k yourself, idiot, it’s saturday night, what the hell are you doing writing here? I’m working, that’s why I’m on the net, but you, f**cking loser woman, go and have a shag,bl**dy idiot! Get a proper life, is this what you do on a Saturday night, if so, maybe you need to think about something else.Get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, I can’t be bothered with ******* Hortensia and her silly comments,I’m giving up.
You are not alone…………
Hortensia, que te jodan! vete a la mierda, tienes que ser mas fea que picio. Putana barata.
Hey what are all you fakes doing here but wanting to oogle Jake and dream about getting into bed with him? Oh, I know, you are here to see his new proof of relativity and his latest philosophical thoughts as well as his political commentaries.. Sure. You don’t have any sexual interest in Jake at all. Hypocrites. HYPOCRITES.
I just put openly in words what you all are secretly thinking and of course you hate, hate me for it. You don’t want your secret lusts for Jake expressed. If you didn’t lust for him you wouldn’t be here. Morons. Don’t even understand your own motivations.
Wow, again there is a huge amount of insanity posted in this thread. Some here who keep posting over and over again, need to get a life and get a grip.
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