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Miranda Kerr: Water Bottle Biter

Miranda Kerr: Water Bottle Biter

Miranda Kerr is spotted at the David Jones store, for which she is a Fashion Ambassador, in Sydney, Australia on Friday (February 6).

Her boyfriend, Orlando Bloom, has been busy in Los Angeles filming Sympathy For Delicious.

Miranda’s ex-boyfriend, Jay Lyon from The City, will be taking his current girlfriend Whitney Port to the Australian MTV awards next month.

“I want to show her where I come from and my home town, and my friends,” Jay told AAP. “She’s been here before, but never with an Aussie who can show her the secret spots like I can.

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Thank you very very much!

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Thank you very very much!

You are very welcome!

she is UGLY @ 02/06/2009 at 9:23 am

OMG I almost want to feel sorry for her. She has no poise or sophistication what so ever. She’s just a lump.

MY GOD THIS WOMAN NEEDS TO EAT. SHE IS GETTING THINNER AND THINNER. AND THE THINNESS IS MAKING THAT WEIRD THING ON THE END OF HER NOSE MORE PRONOUNCED.

SHE ALWAYS LOOKS SO ****** TOO, LIKE SHE’S THE LOCAL BIKE.

OH, SEEMS LIKE I CAN’T WRITE SL*TTY

It's only natural @ 02/06/2009 at 12:23 pm

LOL. Just Jared’s a guy, of course he’s gonna enjoy posting pics of pretty women!

I’d kill for legs like those!!

You want toothpicks? her legs are like strings of cotton with a knot for the knee.

She's fine @ 02/06/2009 at 3:45 pm

Oh, puh-lease! How you hags love to exaggerate. She’s thin, yes, but far from emaciated. She has a very nice shape and looks fit - the only thing she lacks are big ‘tatas.’ And so what? She still looks great. Many, if not most, runway models have less than she does.

lakers fan in boston @ 02/06/2009 at 4:32 pm

damn miranda!!!
ur looking fineeeeeeeeeeeeee
that dress is cute, but mostly it shows off those sexy sexy legs that u have =D
and of course she always has a cute smile =]
hotness!!

For some reason, all I can think of when I see her legs is HORSE! She has the legs of a show horse.

how is it last week everyone thought she was fat and bloated and now all the sudden she’s emaciated? i don’t get it..

anyway, miranda looks great in these pictures (as usual)

Ew. She looks like a hooker walking around a mall. Does she think that looks good?

The haterz have to rotate their short list of insults. They have no room for imagination in their tiny little brains, so they bore us with repetition. Next week they will be saying that she is too fat. Just wait.

Don’t hate her, simply have no respect for someone who manipulates the media with their personal life. People with REAL class, keep their mouths shut, it is only people who desperately need the attention who air all of the laundry all of the time.

Like OMG, I know Orlando will be seeing her soon, and he will bring her one of those earth friendly water canteens. Coz like omg they are rich, and perfect and love each other sooooo much. like omg they should totally make babies together, and omg maybe they will let us watch omg

splattered @ 02/07/2009 at 12:37 am

Why is it when she goes back to Oz she dresses up and acts like a princess, but everywhere else she looks like she just rolled out of bed in whatever was lying on the floor, hair in some gross doo carrying a luggage sized purse.

this is a photo op setup done by the store cuz she never dresses up just to go shopping. duh

Uhmmmm, maybe because she is working? She is making a store appearance for David Jones. She works for them, remember? And yes, since it is a promotional visit, (duh!) it’s also a “photo op set up”. It wouldn’t make much sense to have your fashion ambassador visit one of your stores for publicity, and not invite the press.
If you worked in fashion as a representative for your fashion house, would you show up with no make up, wearing jeans and a t-shirt for a meeting? That would be incredibly stupid.

You are quite right, Those catalgogue models need to look their best for the people whose catalogues they are modeling in. Too bad that no high fashion designers want her to pose or walk for them. She is stuck with the tacky ott VS, and cheap catalogue. With the rate at which her face is falling, she better try her best to keep the jobs she has.

And isn’t it funny, no high fashion designers seem to want Adriana, Marissa, Alessandra, or Selita, either. And when was it that the lovely, but getting chunkier by the minute Doutzen last walked a runway? I guess that these ladies would also be considered “cheap catalogue” models?
But no, I guess they wouldn’t. Since none of them are dating Orlando Bloom. Miranda is the only one that will be held to your double standard.
Carry on.

Adrianna=As a runway model, she has walked the catwalks for designers such as Vera Wang, Christian Lacroix, Emanuel Ungaro, Giorgio Armani, Fendi, Ralph Lauren and Valentino, among others. Lima became a GUESS? girl in 2000, appearing in that year’s fall ad campaign Wow that is some high fashion.

Marrisa=She has also appeared in a diverse range of magazines, many of them international editions, such as GQ, Maxim, Glamour, Cosmopolitan, Marie Claire, Elle, and Vanity Fair, as well as working on campaigns/advertisements for Nordstrom, J.Crew, Guess?, Tommy Hilfiger, Pepsi, Panasonic,[19] Bath & Body Works, and most recently, for True Religion jeans and motorcycle company Harley-Davidson. In July 2008, Miller took her first step beyond modeling when her shoe line with skateboarder/surfer-oriented company Vans launched.[20]
Somemore high fashion

Alessandra=She has since been in huge demand, working with big-name brands including Revlon, Christian Dior, Giorgio Armani, Rolex, Oscar de la Renta, Gucci, Escada, Rocco Barocco, Calvin Klein and Ralph Lauren, as well as the famed Pirelli Calendar.
Major designers here

Selita= At 17 years old, while walking through the turnstiles at Six Flags Great Adventure, Ebanks was scouted by an agent from Elite Model Management.[3][4] Ebanks worked with some of the world’s most noted photographers, including Peter Lindbergh, Bruce Weber, Steven Klein, Carter Smith and Mikael Jansson, and for some of the most quintessential American fashion campaigns, including Ralph Lauren, Abercrombie & Fitch, Levi’s and Tommy Hilfiger.
More major designers

Doutzan= Kroes has made the covers of Time, Vogue, Harper’s Bazaar, Seventeen, and Numéro. She also appears regularly in the Victoria’s Secret catalog and walked the runway of the company’s fashion show in 2005, 2006 and 2008. Kroes’ campaigns include Gucci, Tommy Hilfiger, Escada, Dolce & Gabbana, Valentino, Versace and Neiman Marcus. In August 2005, she was named spokesmodel for the Calvin Klein
And even more high fashion and designers

Kerr=Once in New York, Kerr had a multitude of runway appearances, and then signed with Next model agency in early 2004. From there, she was booked for runway and print campaigns for major labels, including Alex Perry, Ayyıldız, Baby Phat, Lisa Ho, Voodoo Dolls, Levi’s, Bettina Liano, Nicola Finetti, L.A.M.B., Heatherette, Betsey Johnson, Trelise Cooper, Jets, John Richmond, Blumarine Swimwear, Neiman Marcus, Seafolly Swimwear, Anna Molinari, Rock and Republic and Roberto Cavalli.[2] She was also booked for print in magazines such as Elle, Australian Vogue and Harper’s Bazaar, and was featured in television advertisements for brands like Portmans, Bonds and Veet
Not one major designer, and only a few covers.

These details were taken from each of the models Wiki page

So, before one spouts off, one should really check their facts. And I will even throw in Orlando’s ex-girlfriend, who is an actress, but her modeling career which is a side career, is doing better than Kerr who does modeling full time

Kate Bosworth=In January 2008, Bosworth was named the new face for Calvin Klein Jeans and will be featured in the Calvin Klein Jeans campaign.[31] She also takes on the role of spokesperson for American luxury bag brand Coach in Asia

All this information really does make poor Miranda’s career look pretty sad. And she is almost 26 so tick-tock

Right on. You go girl. Miranda’s “career” is a joke compared to the others. She would love for people to think it has to do with being Orlando Blooms’s (cough) girfriend (cough) but she is dead wrong.

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