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Reese Witherspoon Gets The Axe

Reese Witherspoon Gets The Axe

Cute couple Reese Witherspoon and boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal spend some quality time together on Saturday (January 7) in Venice Beach, Calif.

The 32-year-old Academy Award winning actress, who toted around a Ferragamo handbag, joined Jake and some friends for lunch at AXE Restaurant. Reese, who toted around her favorite Ferragamo handbag, then headed out for some shopping along Abbot Kinney Boulevard.

10+ pictures inside of Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenheel getting the AXE….

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185 Comments

# 1

No, its the way she is standing and she probably put on some weight or it is that time of the month….

# 2
Twifanatic Amanda @ 02/07/2009 at 11:04 pm

No. She’ always talking about how she wants to give her kids good values. I’m sure she wouldn’t want them to think sex out of marriage is right .

# 3

she just probably put on some weight! she has gotten a little bigger lately!

# 4

First!
It would be so cute if they had a baby! :P

# 6

its hard to tell, cause when she is walking u cant see a bump, but the photo of her sideways she DEFF looks it. It would be awesome if they had a baby.

# 8

She could just be like bloated or something…idk. But Good for her if she is!!

# 9

She could just be like bloated or something…idk. But Good for her if she is!!

She could just be like bloated or something…idk. But Good for her if she is!!

she definitely looks like she’s sporting a baby bump!

no. its the way she’s standing. she’s pushing her stomach out. my sister does the same thing. when she stands relaxed she pushes her stomach out and she looks pregnant. haha

i think its just the shirt, but it would be cute if they had a baby!

In almost 2yrs of photo ops to promote their fake romance, this is the happiest Jake’s been. That’s because he doesn’t have to spend the entire time with Reese by himself. That belly that she has is probably her flabby stomach and horrible posture. Besides, Reese has the wrong parts for Jakey-she’s a girl so he ain’t sleeping with her.

one pic looks like she is but it is relaly hard to tell. I would be surprised. It would finally prove jake isnt gay right? I think he really is and this is a fake romance

Clear Blue Easy @ 02/07/2009 at 11:38 pm

If she’s pregnant it sure isn’t by her fake boyfriend Jake who’s gay!

She got pregnant with Ryan before they were married. She’s not above it.

Just the worlds worst body. No baby.

She is wearing a dress under that sweater…that always happens when you try to put a sweater or something tight over a flowy dress..

Anyone that thinks she is fat should seek medical attention. Look how thin her legs are!!!

She’s definitely pregnant for sure! Look at picture #9. It’s pretty obvious.

Nay, I still think Jake is gay!

nah…she just ate. Her tummy is not the same since her 2 births.
I doubt it.

THRILL A MINUTE @ 02/07/2009 at 11:49 pm

Whats more interesting is her biotch face. What a pleasure she must be to be around.

no she just forgot to wear her Spanx body chapers

She seems like she would be a witch if things weren’t going her way.

looks like it. Seems a lot of celebrities are keeping it a secret until its so very obvious….kinda silly…..but, it’s their life.

she’s probably just bloated lol

I wonder: HOW LONG WILL IT BE AMERICANS LIKE IT TO BE CHEATED, folks?

Petrie Dish @ 02/08/2009 at 12:03 am

Reese has been “pregnant” with Jakes baby in the tabloids for 2 years. She’s just flabby in the stomach and has bad posture. Besides, Jake is gay. The only way his sperm is getting near her is with a turkey baster, triple thick surgical gloves and a medical professional.

gerard boo boo @ 02/08/2009 at 12:05 am

#29 gerard vandenberg

what in the world are you talking about. I see you all over this site saying strange things that make no sense.

Perhaps you have poor language skills or just maybe English is not your first language??

Maybe looking at that chin renders him speechless.

That picture is SO doctored. Seriously. There was a picture of her yesterday wearing a really tight workout outfit. How gullible can people be?

it is her business @ 02/08/2009 at 12:09 am

Twifanatic Amanda, what are you saying? She was very pregnant when she and Ryan got married. Maybe if she is pregnant again she does not see marriage as the way to go this time. If she is pregnant, congrats to the both of them.

wasn’t she pregnant with her daughter when she got married?

Boys to men @ 02/08/2009 at 12:19 am

Pregnancy usually causes alarmingly rapid bust “enhancement” before anything starts to show in the belly area. She doesn’t have the curves that come with pregnancy. She just has a nice normal body–not everybody needs “abs of steel”.

I don’t know guys, but that pic of her turned sideways makes me think she is VERY PREGNANT. I don’t remember her stomach sticking out that far before like that. She has been wearing alot of loose fitting clothes lately. And there were photos of her a month ago going to a medical clinic. But then again she was drinking wine with Jake on his birthday in December, so I don’t really know what to think. Maybe she didn’t know then?

she’s not pregnant.

She was drinking in Jaunuary at the lakers game too. Rumor has it she’s had her tubes tied and fact is she’s Jakeys pal, her best gay. She just has a flabby belly folks.

She’s still wearing her nasty weave.

No. I very much doubt she’s pregnant.

Wouldn’t suprise me. She wasn’t pregnant with her first before her and ryan got married. after divorce you re think marriage. Is it neccessary, does it change everything or is it more important to be a committed loving relationship.

it’s her jacket that had a bump? thats too weird to be a baby bump
HAAA
JAKE IS STILL MINE

no way…doesn’t even look like a bump just possibly weight gain or it’s her time of month.

Well, if she’s pregnant…good for her…but the thought of pushing out babies sounds horrific…after one would be enough for me…If she is, Jake and Reese will make good parents…the condom just broke is all…lol…

Nope…More than likely getting close to that time of the month.

What a surprise, baby bump watch after someone outs Jake as Toothy Tile, and is hinting that he will have a lot more to say on the subject tomorrow. Google ianundercover, you’ll find it. Looks like some HW mogul that Jake was involved with is spilling the beans.

Weather man @ 02/08/2009 at 1:27 am

It was pouring in L.A. on Friday night and Saturday morning, with flooding around the coastal areas. These pictures were clearly not taken today. Why do you continue to lie like this Jared? How much money does Reese and Jake’s pr pay you to toe the line and ignore the fact that he is gay gay gay.

SAVING FOR A RAINY DAY @ 02/08/2009 at 1:32 am

ITA agree dee dee #47. Especially since these “baby bump” pics were NOT taken on Saturday Feb 7 2009. It had rained heavily the day and night before and in the morning on Saturday. These pics and the rest of the set show the plants, dirt, streets, and sidewalks dry as a bone. Thses “is that a baby bump?”pics were saved for a special occasion, like when Jake is about to be outed as a gay man.

Hortensia @ 02/08/2009 at 2:07 am

cute cute cute cute cute, my foot. What if it emerged deformed or with Down’s syndrome, or had three feet and four eyes? Would you say it was “cute” then? Sure you would, because “cute” is the only word in you retards’ vocabulary. To you dumbbells Frankenstein’r Monster is doubtless “cute”.Cute cute cute cutey pie. Oh aren’t we so cute. Isn’t the world cute? Bin Laden is cute. Hilter was “cute”. Stalin was “cute”. Righto. I’ll tell you what’s cute: Jakeypoo’s peen is “cute” for sure. And LONG.

Jakeypoos peen isn’t long enough to touch Reese. Even tucked away under pants and a ski jacket if his peen gets 5 feet within Reese it shrinks and retracts faster than a Black and Decker automatic measuring tape.

I don’t know why everybody keeps say Jake is gay.

She’s been wearing suspiciously loose clothes for a few weeks. She has a great body and that is no food baby. I hope she is pregnant. I love this couple!

i really cant tell…but congrats if she is. they seem like a nice couple. hate her outfit though.

Doubtful. This issue came up before. It was last year, and I think it’s because she exercises, but yoga and aerobics and jogging don’t do much for a saggy stomach. So she has a saggy stomach and it’s more noticeable when a girl is bloated at certain times…

It possible it could just be a bad angle…
Or
It would be awesome for them to have a baby together :)

I think it’s the way she is standing..either that or it is a food baby. But I guess time will tell.

I have seen a million and one baby bump watches to know SHE IS PREGGERS! There was a blind item a little while back about her.

She is making a big mistake. She should have made up with her hubbie when she had the chance. There is such a thing as FORGIVENESS….

She does have that snarly beotch face, thats for sure.

Poor Jake. You know who wears the pants in that relationship. He’s basically her beotch. Jake you can do so much better but you’re trapped for life in this lovely three way dynamic. Enjoy!

Reese pregnant ??? I hope so… she definitely look like that.
Jake is all joyful … one of reason to believe in Reese pregnancy.

lollipop @ 02/08/2009 at 3:23 am

Lollipop your a fool if you think Abbie Cornish was the first.Reese did forgive him time and time again.Ryan is a well known serial cheater.
Their marriage sucked now they have both moved on.
If she was such a ***** she would have taken the Jennifer Aniston route and whined and cried for years for sympathy.
Your just pissed because Jake loves her and not you.

Ryan Secrest @ 02/08/2009 at 5:40 am

Not only is Reese not pregant, but she is also a demon. Jake’s ***** is “pencil-like” i know because he told me years ago in grad school how thin his rocket was then we laughed over gin and juice and over a couple of babies.

Jake is not gay, he enjoys rondevous with men under sheets at TIMES, people.

Hortensia @ 02/08/2009 at 6:10 am

Hey that’s just because since she hired Jakey to be her gay personal chef he has been making her delicious pasta dishes she can’t stop eating. That’s not a bady there, just a lot of creamy pasta Alfredo in her tummie. Yum yum.

crazygracie @ 02/08/2009 at 6:11 am

i doubt shes pregnant
there was this picture of her at a lakers game recently
she looked drunk!!! mostly cause she was drinking beer =]

ratostink @ 02/08/2009 at 6:12 am

Now we know why they went to the doctor togather a while back. And why Jakey looks so happy. He has finally proved he can “do it”.

PREGNANT OR NOT DOING ANY DIET, THAT IS THE QUESTION
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yeah, she is pregnant, i think

“Maybe she didn’t know then?”

If the bump is showing now it means she is at least 4 months. She had to know cak in December, it would be her third child and she knows all these things by heart.

I hope she is. =) I think she’s very pretty and he’s so gorgeous. They are such a cute couple.

reese is fugly beard @ 02/08/2009 at 8:07 am

Jake does not f-u-c-k Reese Witherspoon.

she DEFINITLEY NOT pregnant!!!!!

NO! Stop it! Can’t be true… She cannot be about to have the child of Jakey… I wouldn’t know what to do with myself…

xo
Rants, Thoughts & Merde
http://rantsthoughtsmerde.blogspot.com/2009/02/pregnant-ana-ortiz-at-writers-guild.html

PHONYSPOON @ 02/08/2009 at 8:39 am

“no she just forgot to wear her Spanx body chapers”
LOL
Jake, please find a better beard, this one is awful.

Reese has a flabby stomach. Remember the pictures of her just before she broke up with Ryan saying she was pregnant? She looked bigger than this, but she was not….or at least never had a baby. And I’m listening to those folks who live in LA and say the weather doesn’t match the date of the pictures. That’s happened before and makes me wonder just who is releasing these pictures. Manipulation on the par with old H’wood.

I think she’s just standing in a really wierd position. We’re probably staring at her hipbone.

I suspected she might be pregnant when she went to the doctor with Jake a month or so ago and she glared at the paparazzi for following her. Now, I’m even more convinced.

There are pics of her on Celebrity Moms where she is wearing exercise pants and there isNO stomach in those pics

NO.

Nonononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake is MINE, dangnabbit! I’m supposed to have his babies! LOL

This is not flabby stomach…
if you look closely especially fourth pic you can see that this is shape of someone who is two or three months pregnant.
Reese always jogging or stretching, but now i don’t even remember when i last saw pics her in jogging, you can always see Jake with personal trainer but not with her and all those doctor visits and her outfit. I don’t know something tell me she is…. BUT WHO KNOWS..

phony bitch isn't pregnant @ 02/08/2009 at 9:54 am

Check out pictures from yesterday or 2 days ago.

Ivana, did you see the pix of her with Deacon yesterday? No stomach. A preggers belly doesn’t depend on the angle of the shot. It’s out there from EVERY angle. Sadly, after one has multiple babies, for most women, if you stand in a certain way you get a pouch. The last time I saw pictures of her jogging was about 2 weeks ago. As for the doctor’s visits, it could be a plastic surgeon or health check ups dictated by a studio or just about anything.

Period, slouching, clothing– all reasons why her stomach might look that way. How many times have magazines claimed she’s pregnant when she hasn’t been? Back off.

I THINK SHE IS PREGNANT, THAT BELLY ISN’T JUST BLOATED OR BAD STANDING POSITION.

Patty i saw that pics…
If you want to hide your pregnancy just wear black :)))
In black you can’t see nothing… people look thiner…

Hey but Jakey may not be the papa. I mean she could have gotten pregnant some other way and then Jakey would take the credit and the rumors would stop, at least for a while. Until the thing emerged and was black, for example, or had slant eyes. Then we would know Jakey was faking it. And she too.

Maybe Atticus is the papa. I mean Jakey left her alone with Atticus for a long time while he was in the UK.

Rato: just think she might give birth to a Wolfman, or a Dogman, or something. That would sure be a first in her career and probably make her the most sought after actress in Hollyweird. She could give an interview about “How Atticus and I fell in love.” LOL

I wouldn’t hump that b i t c h in a million years. My Daddy Jake isn’t touching her either. No one wants her. She ain’t pregnant. She has a fat belly from two kids and fake jogging. All that so-called jogging you see her do is for the pap cameras. It’s not for exercise, it’s PR photo op just like evrything else she does in her life.

b i t c h needs to be euthanized.

Anyhoo Jakey looks far more interested in the fat guy who is with them. Maybe he got her pregnant. Then Jakey would take the credit. This may be a setup of some sort. Very mysterious. We should know if the bump gets bigger. But remember that picture of her when she first met Jakey on the set of Rendition. She was pushing out her tummie to make it look as if she were pregnant. I think she is a good Preggie-faker when she wants to be.

Quem sabe? Atticus sabe, mas Atticus nao fala. Atticus ladra.

I’ve had two kids and I look much better than that! Do some crunches Reese!!

lucy and Ethel @ 02/08/2009 at 11:00 am

He is so hot.
What would he want with her????????

Well, this is one of the BIGGEST possible baby bumps we’ve seen in awhile!

Nah it’s just PMS bloat.

Or bad posture.

imaginaque @ 02/08/2009 at 11:30 am

I don’t know if she’s pregnant. By looking at what she’s wearing, though, I do know is that she’s uncertain as to what season it is, and that she has forgotten to check a mirror.

maybe, but if her boobs were bigger I would say definitely.

she doesn’t look pregnant. I think it’s just the angle.

and while Jake’s f***ing Reese, there’s a bunch of people speculating about his sexuality. nice.

certainly *.*

Jakeypoo proves it is preggies. He looks so proud of himself. He is saying “Can you believe I actually DID it”? I mean I finally found out where to put it. I needed Reese to show me and she did. And then in it went and bingo. See what happened. Oh lucky day…er I mean night.”

No she isn’t pregnant she’s just a fat munter

If Reese is pregnant and the baby is Jake’s then it only means one thing. He unloaded into a dixie cup.

She does look pregnant to me! I hope she is! Jake and Reese make a beautiful couple. They should get married already. I don’t believe Jake is gay at all.

It would be great if she were pregnant. Jake is such a good guy and they seem so happy together. Go Reese!

JAKE IS SO SEXYYY

Ivana, there is only so much slimming black can do. I should know. But I’m in agreement with peeps who say the boobage is not enhanced. And after all that, I feel like a perv to take such notice. I’m swearing off the speculation.

REESE WTHERSPOON IS A PROSTITUTE WHOSE MAKE COLLECTION OF “B@b%ASTARDS OF THE MAN WHOSE SHE SLEEPS IN HOLLYWOOD STUDIOS.

wait and see!

I don’t think she is pregnant. You posted pics the other day and she looked thinner. I think bloated and not wearing spanx.

I think she may be pregnant. She was pregnant when she got married the first time. She may not be ready to tie the knot, but I think she may be ready to have another child. Especially with Jake, can you blame her?

FAUXMANCE @ 02/08/2009 at 5:43 pm

Having a kid with a fake, gay “boyfriend”?
Yeah right!
LOL

FAKE FAKE FAKE @ 02/08/2009 at 5:47 pm

The only thing real about Reese is her pointy chin, her big flabby stomach and her fat a s s. The rest of her including the romance with Jake is FAKE FAKE FAKE.

um who really gives a darn. Not me

I think its just what she has underneath. That is creating the bulge! It looks like a one piece dress and then it got cold so she threw a grey sweater over it.

That is not bloating. This is a baby bump.

PREGNANT, FOR SURE…………but, WHO CARES ?

Hortensia @ 02/08/2009 at 8:30 pm

PREGNANT, FOR SURE…………but, WHO CARES ?

Well it would put to rest the gay Jake babble. Those who can’t be convinced that he is straight won’t accept any evidence, but for most if he has fathered this kid, the rumors will die down.

Horrible body + Really Bad Outfit = Reese is Pregnant Rumor

She’s not. She is just a flabby woman in an unflattering outfit.

pregnant! 4 months! Poor Jake !

All’s I can say is, IF she is pregnant, then she is a true fake about everything she says or believes in. That meaning , always saying and protraying to be a goody two shoes christian and all and setting good morales and standards for her kids, yota yota. Then turning around and getting knocked up and pregnant again out of wedlock to someone else. RIGHT!

she could just be bloated or its the way she’s standing with her arms crossed like that. most celebrities try and keep it a secret for as long as possible if they were. but if they were having a baby it would seriously be the cutest one ever. love jake!!!

Fake Reese! @ 02/08/2009 at 11:20 pm

Drinking beer! Last month! Poor deformed baby! Whoever the father is! It’s not Jakes! He’s gay!

Calling out your name @ 02/09/2009 at 12:23 am

If she is pregnant then why was she drinking beer at that lakers game
and that dinner she had with Jake?…I am a fan of hers but it does seem like she is just doing this.And it looks like to me that something is sticking out of her jacket.I hate to say this but I think she is….PR.
She promotes.She knows how to get the media going.

It is terrible more a future “%so%n of @*****#”whose practice nepotism! They will occupaid the place of real actors and actresses of Hollywood like all these parasits like Jake Gyllenhaal, the criminal Robert Downey Jr. etc or another mental retarded son of director or actress or actor of Hollywood.
It is a terror watch mental retarded whose would be made with “spern with syphilis” in the cinemas!

Tell me Reese, how were those sex toys you bought at Myla in London a few months ago?Do you recommend them? Somebody outed your boyfriend in another website, apparently an ex-girfriend, I don’t know if I should mention the web’s name, I think is something called ianundercovered.com,….really good,…..so I guess he is not getting 100 meters near your p*ssy.Nobody is buying your sad PR photo-ops.

“apparently an ex girlfriend” strange how he failed to get her to give her real name and used an alias, WHY, still no proof, because it is utter fabrication and if you had 1/2 a brain you would realise that. BTW looking forward to reading the book Jake is “writing”.

The IUC story claiming an ex said Jakey was gay or asexual is very suspect and unconvincing. After he broke up with Dunst (who has explicitly said they had lots of sex together) he wasn’t seen more than once or twice with any female. Now if he was with one for show, I think one would have seen quite a few pictures of them. Fact is, the reason he didn’t go to bed with her, if he did date her, might have been because he didn’t much like her sexually. One doesn’t have to go to bed with every date one has, you know.

Hey Hortensia, you can be very sensible when you want, not that peabrained people will understand the word. In all honesty I find most of your posts quite funny, but thats me.

OH, Caty, so…you’ve already been in the website,too. well, girl, that says a lot about you,…if you don’t believe it, why do you go there and read it?He!I bet you can’t wait for that book to come out and get it, so you’ll be one of thoose sad people queueing outside the book store to get one, do you call yourself Jake’s fan? freak!

Well if I am a freak what the F**k are you cretin. BTW the book remark was sarcastic if you know what that means. I do not think Jake is really writing a book moron.

Yeah, but you would be waiting for that to come out, whoever writes the book it doesn’t matter, you would be number 1 in the queue outside the bookstore,…….YOU F*CKING MORON!You should educate yourself and respect that not everybody in this world thinks the same as you, this is a free website were people can write whatever they want, who the f*ck do you think you are to ban people from giving their opinions? We don’t have G. Bush as a president any more,….this is a free world?You Hitler…

Caty, can I ask you a personal question?How much do you weitht?for your comments and the time you spend surfing the web I guess you are one of those big Americans,…I live in England and went to the US last year for hols and I was shocked how big the portions were there,….massive.I think you need to get off the keyboard and do some exercise so you can get a man, maybe as nice as Jake.I’m just giving good advice to you, if you wanna take it, of course. I’m sure you’ve got a pretty face,though.

Caty, my advice to you:Stop dreaming of jake, it’s not gonna happen. Go and get a man of your own, I can smell your stinky p*ssy from here,way!

Wow, Joyel, thank you! Your comment makes me vomit, I can smell her pu**y,too now. Wuah,Caty, go and have a wash, please,for the sake of this website. You stink!

Guys you are terrible,…!he,he,…it makes me laugh,though,….ouh,….., men being men! never mind.

Womens sexual organs smell of fish if they are not clean, it can be really really bad, I guess Caty’s is one of the worst as I can smell it from my computer. Please, woman, do something about it, urgently!

Yes, Peter, pretty face and smelly c*nt, so nobody is going to,….you know what I mean, unless she has a wash in that area.Caty, spend more time in the bath than on your computeer,please.

Caty, are you Anonymous on x17 talking about peabrained people, your writing is exactly the same as that one.You should use different words if you don’t want people to identify you, changing your name is not enough.Uhhhhhh! By the way, everybody hates you here and there,too as you can read.

Caty, at least have the decency to use your own name in all the websites, I’m writing here because I am a fan of Jake, whether he is gay or straight, I like him and his films and I have an opinion, which I have the right to give to, whether you like it or not. Plus, I use my own name, not as you do.

ahhh……..,god,! i’m having so much fun in this website today, please guys,keep going,…it’s soo good.

Eve marie @ 02/09/2009 at 2:26 pm

Please, guys, St Valentine is coming and Caty’s thing smells bad,…you all should be more gentlemen if you want to get a girlfriend, is that the way you court a woman?were are your manners?

I’m not courting her,bl**dy hell. I don’t want a girlfriend whose chocho smells and who spends all day looking for Jake’s pics on celebrity websites.I want a real woman, not a cybernauta.

Eve marie @ 02/09/2009 at 2:32 pm

Well, in that case you should stop using the net,too.

No, the internet can be a really good thing if you know how to use it and you don’t abuse it. For dating, it can be really good, there are lots of interesting single people out there, but obviously not in these websites.

No. Just look at how she’s positioned. Ofcourse she’s pushing that area with her arms.

And “hellloooooooo” as the article states that she already has 2 kids, do they expect her stomach to be flat as a board??

Of course not, c’mon, who looks like that after having 2 kids? I think she looks great.I haven’t had any kids yet and I wish I was that slim, she is not fat at all,look at her legs.I’m a size 12 and 33, she must be a size 8.

I still can smell Caty’s chumy, has she gone?WuaW. Or is she still writing, but using another name?

Hortensia @ 02/09/2009 at 4:07 pm

I rise in defense of Caty. You don’t have to believe what someone says before you go to the website where they say it. How can you know whether you believe it or not without first going to read what they say? Get a brain, Natalie. Borrow one if need be. And dear sweet Peter. Peeetah, I suppose you say. Americans may be fat but Brits are drunks. Brits, millions of them, spend every weekend getting falling down drunk. Ending up lying in their own vomit (”being sick” I think you say) in the gutter often. Being fat may be bad, but not as bad as falling down drunk and zonked out lying in one’s own vomit..

I beg your pardon……

Wow I am honoured, so many replies. The truth hurts does it not?.

Uh, yes, English people enjoy a drink, I live in England, I’m not English myself, but I can see, people getting drunk and having a good time over the weekend,they go out no matter what the weather looks like….women are still slimmer than in the US, I don’t know why, maybe they don’t eat so many burguers here, fish and chips is good, but only after a night out, not everyday,like there.I like a glass of wine myself at night after work, it’s relaxing.Pleasures of life……..

Hortensia @ 02/09/2009 at 4:18 pm

Even dear sweet little (very very little in fact) Danny Radcliffe says he can’t wait to get back to London so he can have a drink in public. He’s only 19 so he can’t be served in the US. He says he drinks vodka and coke on the sly. That’s bad since it’s a classic drink for alcoholics. We can hope little little little Danny doesn’t start having too many vodka and cokes and end up a British binge drinker. That would be sad. But he’s already addicted to cigarettes. Alcohol next? Careful there, Daniel. I’d shift to Scotch. It doesn’t slip down so easily and it lingers on your breath so friends can tell you if you are drinking too much.

still smelling fishy here, have you gone and wash it, Caty?Only god knows what is going on down there,……

Hortensia @ 02/09/2009 at 4:21 pm

Well I would guess British women are thinner than Americans because they drink so much and then vomit it all up. Sort of bulemia like Diana had. You don’t get so fat it you regurgitate all the calories.

Ummm, yes, Caty, you are so right, the truth hearts, your chocho stinks, I’m glad you admit it, we all can smell it here.Please, go and wash it again, it didn’t work the first time, maybe that’s why you haven’t got laid for ages.Your chocho smells like a fish market.

Wow I am popular I even have people waiting for me just to come online so they can write their idiotic comments. Want a smell Paul, you,ll be in for a shock I promise.

Hortensia @ 02/09/2009 at 4:30 pm

Well unlike most Hollyweird stars, Jakey can read and write so it is conceivable that he would write a book.. After all he went to Columbia for two years. He says he left to get into the movies, but I have always suspected that he flunked out.

I bet he can write abook any time he wants,he’s got the brains, he is gorgeous and a great actor, I love him and I love his work.

I can’t wait for his next movie, does anyone know when Nailed or Brothers is coming out?

Hortensia @ 02/09/2009 at 4:38 pm

Caty, you are first rate. You enjoy off the wall humor when most of these retards here take themselves so seriously. Of course no one else takes them seriously, so they have to or they would shrivel up and die. I hear her husband, or is it her mother?, has to chain her to the bed at night so she doesn’t float away due to her insubstantiality. During the day they have to keep her in a bottle so she doesn’t evaporate.

Hortensia @ 02/09/2009 at 4:41 pm

I was thinking of Natalie, of course. Jakey may be able to write but his knowledge of grammar is faulty. He says things like “between her and I’ or “he gave it to Kirsten and I’. Terrible grammar. And to think his moma is a writer and his papa a poet. His sister even has a BA in English Literature and he doesn’t know a nominative from an accusative. Shocking. simply shocking.

There are some pictures of Jake leaving LAX, I wonder were he is going,…maybe coming back to England for PoP issues, I’d love to know.By the way Hortensia, you shouldn’t insult British women, we don’t go out and get drunk and vomit it all up as you said, have you ever been to England?, if not, you should come and see our country and our culture and maybe show some respect, we are not insulting you.Why do you offend us?

It would be so nice if he is going to see his niece Ramona, I haven’t seen pictures with her for a long time,but kathy, I guess he is probably going to Europe for some work related as you said, PoP,….maybe.

I hope there are some film news on Jake soon, we haven’t seen a film with him for a year, I love his movies, I can’t wait for the next one.Any news?

Apparently he participated in a music vid from Jamie Foxx, which was due to come out today, i haven’t seen it, but the music is cool, I wonder when we can watch the video. He’s got that popular hat on there.Love him.

Hortensia @ 02/09/2009 at 5:00 pm

Hey, Kathy K I have a BA and MA from Cambridge University. But that was long ago. I haven’t seen any British women drunk but I haven’t been going to pubs in the UK recently. They didn’t used to get drunk but now it’s very fashionable. Have you seen the news about the sex and drinking scandals at Cambridge recently? Disgusting, very.

Hortensia @ 02/09/2009 at 5:08 pm

You can see the AXE menus on the web. Alll very organic and chi-chi foodwise. Jakey likes to eat, or at least to cook. He was supposed to finance a restaurant for his buddy/pal Chris to chef that would be organic Italian, but I haven’t heard anything about it recently. Maybe Reese has shoved Chris out of his life. No competition allowed. Except Atticus of course.

God, jake looks cute with that cloth cap on at LAX, I know he wants to go unnoticed, but it’s Jake, it’s not going to happen, I hope jared posts those pics soon,looks so young and cute.

Hey, Monica, I’ve listened to the song,too. I like it, I like Jamie Foxx,too, great actor. I can’t wait to see the vid. I wonder when is coming out. You can listen to the song on youtube, but the real vid. is not available yet.

My favourite pics still the ones from the Lakers game, I think Reese looks glowing, so beautifull and he always looks gourgeous, anyway, no matter what he wears, nothing can make that man ugly.

pRISCILLA @ 02/09/2009 at 5:29 pm

I THINK SHE IS PREGOS, BECAUSE REMEMBER SHE WAS SEEN LEAVING THE MEDICAL CENTER LAST MONTH.

If she is preggers, what a lucky woman, having a child from jake!!!!

I’d love to have her money, her life style and her boyfriend,…..Yes!

Yes, and so would I, shopping, I love shopping, but I haven’t got the money.Please, tell me he is coming to London,I’m going there tomorrow and I’d love to bump into him, even if it’s just to take a picture.

Oh, St Valentine is coming, I’m sure he’ll be back to LA to spend it with her love Reese. It would be nice to see some pics, please justjured, work hard that day and get us some pics of J&R on a Valentine date.

Yes, justjared, please, get us some pictures, as beautiful as the ones from the lakewrs game,…please. Waiting for next saturday.

Wou, I can feel all women are agitated due to the forthcoming of St Valentine, well, I hope you all get something from your lovers or admirers.

169, You said everthing!
Jake is hot and looks too young to be a father in these pics.

margaret, margaret, margaret, you are a silly silly silly girl. Movie stars always want to be noticed. You don’t get it, do you? They want to be noticed seeming not to want to be noticed but doing things that make sure they are noticed. The dark glasses worn and then taken off and then put on again are a prime example of this. Little little Danny Radcliffe is another good example of this. If he wore dark glasses he really would not be noticed since he is small and they would basically cover his face completely. So of course he doesn’t wear dark glasses. He wears a baseball cap so that when he wants to seem not to want to be noticed he can look down, but people still recognize who he is which is what he wants. You have to think more deeply about these complex matters.

Hortensia @ 02/11/2009 at 2:21 pm

Forbes magazine lists the most “bankable” stars in Hollywood by what they are worth to movie producers. Reese comes in #34 on the list and Jakey comes in at #52. Poor Jakey, way behind his girlfriend.
There is also at Realestalker.com pictures of the apartment they rented while in London. Basically all white and icky. But they had to pay something like $4000 a day as I recall. Check the story for the exact amount.

Hortensia
Reporter without no limits. :-D

Sorry i try to tell WITHOUT LIMITS… I am dead beaten… just came from course. Nice to see, that you are still here :)))

Hortensia @ 02/11/2009 at 9:20 pm

One question I would like answered by people who claim Reese is Jake’s beard: why would she be willing to be used this way? There is nothing in it for her. She doesn’t have to date a gay guy. Why would she when she could date zillions of guys? You have to think she is stupid and a dupe to be his beard. And she isn’t either stupid or a dupe.Hence one can only conclude that he is not gay. Period.

Hortensia @ 02/11/2009 at 9:22 pm

Saw a funny name for Reese on another blog: Chinspoon. Or maybe Spoonchin. She could use her chin as a spoon since it is sharp enough and sticks out far enough.

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