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Jake Gyllenhaal: Just Say Uncle… Vanya!

Jake Gyllenhaal: Just Say Uncle… Vanya!

Super siblings Jake Gyllenhaal and Maggie Gyllenhaal share a laugh at the after-party for the Off-Broadway play Uncle Vanya at New York City’s Pangea restaurant on Thursday (February 12)

Maggie and husband Peter Sarsgaard joined the cast of the Anton Chekhov play a few months ago.

Synopsis: Chekhov’s drama is a mixture of farce and anguish, hopeless infatuations, old grudges and ironic humor. A man and his niece have spent their lives caring for the country estate of a writer they regard as a great man. But when it becomes apparent, during one of the writer’s infrequent visits, that he’s really a failure and a nobody, Uncle Vanya and his niece painfully awaken to the fact that their lives have been wasted.

For more info, visit ClassicStage.org. 10+ Jake and Maggie pics inside…

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Jake was sexy for one minute as a gay man. As a hetero he’s bland white bread. Reese is with him because she could not get any other man never mind zillions that is just ridiculous.

#46 said “I hate how his mouth is always open when he smiles.”

WTF?? How can you smile with a closed mouth? LOL, what an asinine comment.

Mutual Favors @ 02/14/2009 at 11:41 am

“People who think Reese is Jake’s beard have to explain why Reese would bother to play this role since there is NOTHING in it for her. She could have zillions of men to date; why would she choose a gay guy?”

Hortensia, after Ryan left Reese she didn’t want to look pathetic like how Jennifer Aniston did after Brad left her for Angie. So she latched onto Jake, each doing each other a favor. He needed to look straight and she needed to look like she was desireable. As for her having “zillions” of men to date, huh? When was the last time you heard any male actors or celebs gushing over how sexy she is and how much they want to date her? Rumor has it in the industry that she’s such a controlling biotch most don’t even want to work with her much less socialize with her or bed her. So she and Jake hang out, do a few photo ops and you know what? After 2 years, it still isn’t fooling anybody, except for the ones who read the PR-shills like People.

Jake is a really good guy. I hope he gets married to Reese soon and starts having kids of his own!

Such pathetic comments here.

“I hate it when people smile with their mouths opened.” Jesus christ, I’d hate to see your other pet peeves.

“WAH WAH, the media is forcing me to find them attractive, therefore I think they’re hideous.”

Idiots.

Two years of holding hands and nothing…
God that must be so desperate, maybe they start as fake, but soon they probably say to each other let’s try and if it it’s work … than good for us.
And then they tried (aries + saggitarius = great sex, good understanding).. Reese money make things even better, they buying houses and traveling around world..she is maybe small and not so attractive , but she know how to improve her life… with her Jake enjoy in life, they simply support each other, while they last.

U G L Y Gyllenhaal’s ain’t got no alibi they’re ugly hey hey they’re ugly
He smiles with his jaw dropped. Check out photo shoots where the real photographers make him not do this. It makes him look retarded. LOL at his minions defending his fug face.

lola is an idiot @ 02/14/2009 at 12:41 pm

I love Jake and/or Reese threads because their fans are soooo nasty and hostile to anyone who disagrees with them. I admire their nutty obsession with these two bland fame whores. You know these same people love Halmark cards and shopping at the mall and chain restaurants.

FAUXMANCE @ 02/14/2009 at 2:02 pm

Nice ot see Jake without that nasty midget Reese Witherspoon.
Jake deserves a better beard!

come out come out @ 02/14/2009 at 2:24 pm

Jake deserves to not have to beard at all.

What the hell are you all guys doing posting on this site on Valentine’s day? Don’t you have a date or a husband/wife,girlfriend or boyfriend to take you out to do something more rewarding than this? You are all a bunch of sad lonely people, I bet Reese and jake are doing something more romantic today,….I’m off for a nice diner with my wife right now,…enjoy your sad impossible cyber-romance with Jake!

Ronald,

Like you, we are posting idiots comments here cause we have anything good to do than talking bs about Jake G.
By the way, in my country it´s not Valentine Day (DUH…).

jake the loser @ 02/14/2009 at 3:31 pm

Jake beat the hell out of Reese and they are keeping it on the down
low. That is why she is not there and why there aren’t any pix today!

No one is going to see Reese for a few days.

Maggie Gyllenhaal looks like a bat in this awful dress!

Too early for dinner @ 02/14/2009 at 4:53 pm

Ronald it’s still early afternoon for some of us and we are sitting around the house, having fun catching up with the gossip sites. And you’re the one who’s pathetic, believeing Reese and Jake are luvvvvers.

Hortensia @ 02/14/2009 at 7:49 pm

The attempts to explain why Reese would bond with a gay guy are stupid and silly. The idea that she couldn’t get a hetero guy is beyond moronic. She is straight and so is Jake. If he is bi, well that MIGHT be possible, but that he is gay only is contradicted by clear evidence from Dunst to the contrary. You silly people just love to think everybody in Hollywood is gay. So STUPID. Gives you a comfortable feeling os superiority I would guess.

Hortensia @ 02/14/2009 at 7:56 pm

Marriage is often a bad choice in Hollywood since it creates legal problems if one splits up and there is quite a bit of that in Hollywood. Reese already has had a bad marriage experience and has openly said she isn’t about to make the same mistake again. But that doesn’t mean they are not “into” each other. Jake’s sister is “engaged” endlessly to what’s his name and they have a kid but they are not married. Lots of people in Hollywood don’t want to chance it.

It doesn´t happen only Hollywood.
In generally, artists switch partners like ordinary people do with clothes.
They need to be in passion (not love) and sometimes they don´t get stay with only one person by their side. It´s what happened with Reese and Ryan.

Hortensia @ 02/15/2009 at 5:02 am

The latest on Jakeypoo and Reesepoop, from the London Daily Telegraph: proposal in Egypt??? Witnessed by mummies no doubt.

“I was asked to organise the trip for Reese Witherspoon and her boyfriend,” said Geoffrey Kent, the founder of Abercrombie & Kent, at the opening of the company’s private travel office at Harrods. “They will go everywhere by private jet and cram as much as possible in. That means Luxor, the Pyramids and possibly a private viewing of the newly discovered Saqqara mummy. They are going to stay in the best hotels and the idea is that it will be quite an experience.”

Gyllenhaal, 28, lived in Notting Hill with Miss Witherspoon, 32, while filming Prince of Persia. His only distraction was, as I disclosed last August, that he was the subject of a “stalker alert” at Ealing Studios after a note praising him as an object of romantic passion was slipped under a trailer door.

The woman who was working at Ealing at the same time as the actor is said to have been banned from the celebrated studios for life after expressing her feelings for him.

The woman, who was believed to have been an employee of Slingshot productions, posted a Mills & Boon-type note on the wall in her office praising Gyllenhaal as an object of romantic passion.

A mischievous colleague took the note and slipped it under the door of one of the trailers for the film, allegedly sparking a major stalker alert.

It was even claimed that Jerry Bruckheimer, the film’s producer, telephoned Ealing from Los Angeles to demand that the person responsible for writing the note be fired. This was, however, denied by Bruckheimer, whose spokesman told me: “No such phone call was made.” The studio is said to have pointed out that it couldn’t sack the woman because she didn’t work for Ealing. Instead, she was allegedly banned for life.

A Slingshot spokesman said: “I am aware of the incident you are talking about, but we do not want to comment.” Ealing Studios also declined to discuss the matter.

Hortensia @ 02/15/2009 at 5:10 am

That is SO unfair. You confess that you have a crush on Jakeypoo and you lose your job as a result. She didn’t get Jakey and she lost her job. Very sad indeed. So be careful, you fans. You just might get fired for lusting after Jakeypoop.

Hortensia @ 02/15/2009 at 5:17 am

Hey Jakey. You should be going to PERSIA not EGYPT. Don’t you know the difference? Persia is Iran that is next to Iraq. Egypt is where the canal and the Nile are. Didn’t you learn any geography in school? Sheesh. What a dumbass. By the way, you did well to hitch up with Chinspoon, she’s got the dough for this lavish trip.

*Shudder* @ 02/15/2009 at 7:54 am

She is truly honely and the reason why they are both in the biz… is because they come from a show business family… obviously (in her case especially) movie directors/producers wouldn’t have looked at her homely features twice! *Shudder*

It must be nice to have two equaly successful actors in one family who share fondness and support for each other. Anyone else remember Donnie Darko? Interesting what was asked of her in that role as Donnie’s SISTER. They must be very close.

I hate when people smile, like Maggie, and they show ALL GUMS, instead of only their teeth. All she has to do is drop the smile somewhat and don’t expose the gumline….Geesh, now is that hard to do?

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