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Madonna, Jesus and the Kabbalah Kids
Madonna and rumored boyfriend Jesus Luz take the kids — David Banda, 3, and Lourdes Leon, 12 — for Saturday service at The Kabbalah Center in New York City.
Page Six reports that the Material Mom’s ex-husband Guy Ritchie has been referring to Madonna as an “it” since their divorce.
In response to the report, Madonna’s rep Liz Rosenberg says, “It hasn’t been in a bad mood since the divorce was finalized.”
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All I can say is that I hope Jesus benefits more from this adventure in mutual exploitation than Madonna does.
I can’t stand the sight of Madonna, but she gives me a laugh everytime I see her now, thinking of the comment her ex, Comrade Sean Penn, made about her kid from Brazil. Priceless.
Her kids are probably not exactly thrilled with the revolving door of “boyfriends”.
A boyfriend for Lourdes? Haha. Kidding. The kids are so cute. I give Jesus 5 more minutes. And on to the next one. Love Madge but that is the deal with her: she likes her men!!!
i LOVE Madonna!!!!!! <3
madonna is a ridiculous person
he’s got a cross on tho??
that dude is GORJUZZ omfg! he is like, insanely hot. but madonna is disgusting. she makes me wanna barf. i hope she dies soon. old hag.
madonna entitled to be happy, even if it is an adventure, I believe that happiness is that we do she deserves to be happy even for a young man.i love madonna.bye.
“it” is so childish, did her publicist honestly release that statement, good gosh honestly. He is allowed to refer to her as what he wants. Tiimes with her have probably not been the best of his life.
He has definietly come out better looking in this whole mess, Madonna has showed who she truly is with her antics throughout this whole mess.
Hopefully his next relationship is a better one :)
LOL that is a funny statement from the rep
Madonna and Jesus… ROFL, can’t get over it.
Madonna looks beautiful.
Her skin is amazing!
Guy Richtie is a talentless looser who is after hard working woman´s money
“It hasn’t been in a bad mood since the divorce was finalized.”
ROTLFLMAO See? Now she must made me fall in love with her all over again! LOL
Kudos to her massive cajones and fabulous sense of humor! You rock Madge!
I loved Madonna…in 1985. We’re almost twenty five years on and she’s still desperate for attention - getting work (serious work, I’d say!) on her face, dating emotionally immature hotties and acting as self-righteous as ever. Sheesh. Madge, you need to get over yourself. You’re in danger of jumping the shark, personally and professionally.
Why cant Madonna with all her billions of dollars just go away and retire and dedicate herself to her kids after such a messy divorce,,intsead she has to ***** herslef and her parade her kids around with her little prize toyboy,,what a selfish ****
Normally if someone as transparent as Madonna clearly is (Got a face lift! Got botox! Got a hot twenty year old honey! Got a rockin’ body! Make sure I’m photographed going to yoga with Gwyenth! Make sure I’m wearing a red string bracelet!) I’d say their personal and professional life are in danger of circling the drain…but as long as the gay guys hang in there with her she’s going to be around. I love my gay guy friends, but listening to them worship at Madge’s alter for nearly thrity years has gotton old!
Referring to Madge as an “it” may not be very respectful, but is sure is funny.
They are Madonna and Jesus ?? From bible? Really? Madonna looks like a man! and Jesus is a very young,…model ! From Brasilia! Mr.God, it´s something ! They are couple from Bible ! Madonna (this madonna from JJ article, not from Bible) is fool, she plays she is Madonna and her model boy plays he is Jesus ! They are fools together, it´s destiny thanks God !
madonna is GOD.
madonna’s disgusting.. absolutely disgusting.
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..I cant believe guy stayed with this nutcase for so long.
she’s totally lost the plot.
that kid is probably paying his way,since she’s famous for not being generous at all!
She is still ok, but she used to be hot: http://www.actressscene.com/search/label/Drew%20Barrymore
She is ok, but she used to be HOT: http://www.actressscene.com/search/label/Madonna
does anyone know what #2 is referring to when
some guy dissed her son??
Actually, I think she’s just a desperate famewhore who can’t stand it when people aren’t talking about her. She needs attention to feel relevant, I guess. I think her relationship with her baby boy-toy is desperate…I mean, come on, what in this world can they have in common besides sex? Is that all her life is about? What about her kids? The child she adopted? Gay couples are not allowed to adopt in some states, but this woman is? Give me a break.
Guy must be smiling from ear to ear everyday after living with this pile of empty calorie talent.
HE IS SOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!
Please, you think she even cares about this kid Jesus? Yeah right, she’s only parading him around so everyone will talk about her. She’s a desperate, sad, old publicity ***** who can’t stand it unless everyone is talking about her. She’s disgusting and hasn’t produced any relevant or important music since the 80’s. She’s a joke. A pathetic joke that everyone is in on but Madonna.
She’s awful! She even dresses like an old crazy bat!
All experts say you should not bring your lovers around your kids iunless it is really serious. Obviously it’s even worse to do it so soon after a divorce. She really should take some time to know these guys before exposing her kids to them - all that money and I really pity them all.
Madonna is the consummate powerful winner. We all know how the story will play out here, it’s happened many times before: Subsequent generations will all know the name of the cultural icon that is Madonna, and the name of the man to whom she was once married will barely register, just like all these other superstar women. Judy Garland, Joan Crawford, most of Liz Taylor’s husbands- does anyone know who the **** any of them are today? I rest my case.
Madonna is the consummate powerful winner. We all know how the story will play out here, it’s happened many times before: Subsequent generations will all know the name of the cultural icon that is Madonna, and the name of the man to whom she was once married will barely register, just like all these other superstar women. Judy Garland, Joan Crawford, most of Liz Taylor’s husbands- does anyone know who the hell any of them are today? I rest my case.
Poor little boy, has to deal with that sl*t acting as a mother. Her nudity is all over the internet. I feel sorry for her children.
Jesus is hot
That Jesus kid will have eyes for Madonna’s daughter Lourdes soon, he is just a young guy who couldn’t say no to an opportunuty to be in a rich older woman’s life- in that case her magesty Madonna. They both sacred names they don’t deserve ! I hope he takes her to the cleaners.
That Jesus kid will have eyes for Madonna’s daughter Lourdes soon, he is just a young guy who couldn’t say no to an opportunuty to be in a rich older woman’s life- in that case her magesty Madonna. They both sacred names they don’t deserve ! I hope he takes her to the cleaners.
gross. . .age difference is way too much. he can be her son.
Damn. When you read from first to last comment, it’s so blatantly obvious how jealous you all are. LOV E Madonna, if she wants to be young forever, so be it. Who wants to settle into getting older but boring *******. Madonna is not a boring *****. She’s older than all of you sorry asses and is still talked about as much as any other relevant celebrity (as muc, if not more than brandgelina). Seriously, Madonna is in the news everyday. Sorrry to break it to all of you envious and jealous *****, she’s here to stay forever.
I think by looking at this relationship and how quick she’s bringing him around her kids, we can agree that she’s self-indulgent and completely disregarding her children’s emotions and how they are coping with the divorce…they’ve been relocated to a new city, pulled apart from their dad and their mom is doing what’s she done for 20+ years now- it’s all about her!! She honestly shouldn’t even be a mom…she’s too self-indulgent to love another person (which is why she will never find a relationship that will last)…I feel sorry for her kids more than anything else…they have to tolerate her nonsense and live with her!!
Geez, Madonna is such a cliche now: older woman desperate to keep her youth uses surgery and botox and money/fame hungry wayyyy younger boy toy to appear “younger” It’s pretty darn sad… and pathetic because she only succeeds in making herself look older than she really is!
It’s Joan Rivers!
He must be in on the joke, puleeze, he is wearing a New York Yankees cap and a cross. He might as well get a big HYPROCRAT tattoo all over his forehead.
I think she looks great for her age.
I think she looks great for her age makes great music
I hate her. She has to convert everyone! His name is Jesus(Yeah I know the pronunciation) for Christ sake! Let him be!
I hate her. She has to convert everyone! His name is Jesus(Yeah I know the pronunciation) for Christ sake! Let him be!
So what happened to Madonna and ARod?
I think it is interesting that Page Six made the claim Guy Ritchie refers to Madonna as “it”, but Madonna’s rep (obviously, her official press mouth) published a snarky response.
Madonna knows there are plenty of stories about what a nightmare she was to live with, especially the bits about how batty she is about trying to stay young, and Guy will tell the tales out with the lads. So she’s parading around (in front of her kids no less) this goofy, much younger bangcandy Jesus guy to try to counter the difficult aging celebrity stories by showing the world she can get a young hot guy to follow her around.
Jesus is on payroll. You know it
JESUS CHRIST, she’s getting more frantic by the second, folks!!
she’s a mess, a sad case. Jesus & Moses could be brothers…next she’ll be dating 1 17 year old.
somebody intervene. please.
You’re all such a bunch of sad, miserable queens who probably never get laid and are bitter cause Madonna still gets it whenever she likes and from whomever she wants. Get a life you pathetic creatures.
She looks like a gross old lady next to him.
I always enjoy Madonna’s music, but this younger guy thing is kind of ridiculous.
One noteworthy point - since she divorced Guy, her looks are improving. Better hair especially. The whole time she was with Guy, she had that nasty washed-out brassy blonde. This is more flattering and reminds me of the old Madonna.
Madonna just comes across as silly and desperate now. It’s a little embarrassing to see her out with this guy Jesus. Although I used to enjoy her music, she currently looks absolutely ridiculous and washed up!
THATS ONE FUNNY TITLE. LOL U CANT MAKE IT UP LOL ANYHOW HER HUSBAND SHOULD REFER TO HER WITH HER REAL NAME V-A-G-I-N-A SHE LOOKS LIKE ONE
Ahh, duh. Sheryl & Hannah, you guys are so clueless. Fact: Madonna’s last tour is the single largest grossing tour by a solo artist in the history of music! I could list 50 more facts, but i won’t bother. Madonna is just Madonna. Nothing has changed. She is a self-made legend. She has a young lover and she’s living her life; media follows her 24/7. She’s not going to hide out to please anyone. She’s 50. She knows who she is. And she does not give a sh*t what anyone thinks. That, plus her talent is why everyone loves her. Not just the gays! Everyone loves Madonna. Get over yourselves.
ROLE MODEL…
everybody,join madonna’s circus!
cause that’s what all this is!
and look who we have here this time,JESUS as the main attraction:P
that guy is hot sorry i cant call him by that name. il just call him hunky and that woman v-a-g-i-n-a is so ugly, he must be crazy for money and fame to kiss that plain w-h-o-r-e, that WOMAN IS A WHOREEEEE NOTHING MORE, A SLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUT WHO EXPOSES HER GRANNY ASS ALL THE TIME. SHE DNT DESERVE THOSE KIDS AND SHE IS INFLUENCING THEM WITH ALL THAT KABALA NONSENCE AND MAKING THEM MAD LIKE HER. MAN RICHIE SHOULD HAVE CUSTODY COS SHE DESERVES TO BE IN MENTAL HOSPITAL THE FREEK, LOOK AT HER WITH HER TONGUE OUT LIKE….GRANNY UR OLD REALISE IT
diva689 @ 03/01/2009 at 4:39 am Ahh, duh. Sheryl & Hannah, you guys are so clueless. Fact: Madonna’s last tour is the single largest grossing tour by a solo artist in the history of music! I could list 50 more facts, but i won’t bother. Madonna is just Madonna. Nothing has changed. She is a self-made legend. She has a young lover and she’s living her life; media follows her 24/7. She’s not going to hide out to please anyone. She’s 50. She knows who she is. And she does not give a sh*t what anyone thinks. That, plus her talent is why everyone loves her. Not just the gays! Everyone loves Madonna. Get over yourselves.
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“Get over yourselves”…so wise, did you make that up? *snort*
In response, I’m going to repeat my earlier post:
“sheryl @ 02/28/2009 at 6:29 pm Actually, I think she’s just a desperate famewhore who can’t stand it when people aren’t talking about her. She needs attention to feel relevant, I guess. I think her relationship with her baby boy-toy is desperate…I mean, come on, what in this world can they have in common besides sex? Is that all her life is about? What about her kids? The child she adopted? Gay couples are not allowed to adopt in some states, but this woman is? Give me a break.
Guy must be smiling from ear to ear everyday after living with this pile of empty calorie talent.”
There. I mean every single syllable. She’s a joke.
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And as for the comments about women being jealous of her…uh, sorry, but I don’t covet her boytoy (alias, publicity stunt). If all I wanted was easy, shallow, meaningless sex, I could get that from a few guys in my office any day of the week, they’re more than up for it and are much more interesting. As for Madonna and her “relationship,” sorry, but Demi Moore did it better and doesn’t look like a desperate cow.
David is dressed like a little M u s l i m
boy.
why does she think it is appropriate to take her kids to kabaalah services with her new boyfriend expecially her adopted son david who was brought into this family with two parents now that they are divorced the least she could do is show she is there for him not parade your new boyfriend in front of your children and of all places a religious event i hope to god she does not adopt again
i think it’s scary, im feel so bad for guy, good thing he left it
madonna looks so so stupid
what’s the point of even hooking up with this guy
so she can prove she’s hot?
sry ***** ur not a bit hot
i find her truly truly sad
Keep shelling out that $$$ Madonna, it’s the only way you can get any.
I used to be a fan but she is just so desperate to compete with people over 1/2 her age and she is still obsessed with living in the media spotlight. I have zero respect for her. The way she went to Africa and “adopted’ stole that child from his poor ignorant father who admitted he did not know she was keeping HIS child makes me loathe this beast utterly, especially since she promoted the whole spectacle for media attention. PUKE! And for those of you that will say the child is better off because the beast (Madonna) has money, I agree that the child is by far more finacialy better off BUT THE ENDS DO NOT JUSTIFY THE MEANS! I hope karma gets “IT ” triple.
Jesus never smiles !
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Madonna is such a cliche now: older woman desperate to keep her youth uses surgery and botox and money/fame hungry wayyyy younger boy toy to appear “younger” It’s pretty darn sad… and pathetic because she only succeeds in making herself look older than she really is
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Madonna is not exactly known for having class. She never had class, she will never will, and post importantly she does not care to show any. She has always been a rebellious right -on-your-face type of person who loves to be the center of attention and make people talk. But I think some of the issues and discussion she has made people talk about with her antics have been important discussions. While I don’t necessarily like her current behavior, it is quite sad that people don’t bat an eyelash or just make somewhat bland comments when it is a Donald Trump marrying his 5th 30-year younger babe, but everyone goes down hard on Madonna because she is a woman.
Who is David BANDA? I see a David RITCHIE there but the only Banda I know of is the biological father of David Ritchie. Strange.
oy vay…..madge is an ol’ hag….
# thirteen doubt if it’s her skin; ‘beautifully’ enhanced with a knife…………….
Love her :)
She looks ridiculous!! They look like a mother and son, out and about. She really needs to stop jumping on men who could eventually date her daughter
lil @ 02/28/2009 at 4:45 pm
I can’t stand the sight of Madonna, but she gives me a laugh everytime I see her now, thinking of the comment her ex, Comrade Sean Penn, made about her kid from Brazil. Priceless.
WHAT WAS THE COMENT SEAN MADE?
She can have gazillions, sport a british accent, and continue to “direct” films, but in her heart of hearts, Madonna knows she’s nothing more than a Veronica from the wrong side trash of Detroit.
I love Madonna, BUT this I’m actually quite disappointed. The guy is hot and she should do her thing, but behind closed doors and not involve her kids in what will probably be this never ending revolving door of boy toys.
i must say…even if u think bad about madonna..dead wishes are so not good! I hope the site profider will clean this comment! How sad are u..to wish people dead? Get a life!
Why so bitter Madge?? Everyone else thinks you’re an “It” too!
I dont know what your problem is with Madonna, she is divorced, not dating someone elses man and they are both free agents, not hurting anyone, they do not deserve critisism, what they do is their own business.
If its the age difference then thats pure sexism and misogyny, no one would blink an eye if she were male.
ummmm - I like her Chanel-looking dress?????
All the people saying negative things about her can just shove it, Madonna rules and looks amazing. You’re just bloody jealous!!!!
wow I am 46 and I have a 22 year old son ….. That she does this stuff……. Gross !
@hannah:
” She’s disgusting and hasn’t produced any relevant or important music since the 80’s.” ??? What??
Oh my god, how u are idiot. Madonna is the most famous woman in the world.
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