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Madonna, Jesus and the Kabbalah Kids

Madonna, Jesus and the Kabbalah Kids

Madonna and rumored boyfriend Jesus Luz take the kids — David Banda, 3, and Lourdes Leon, 12 — for Saturday service at The Kabbalah Center in New York City.

Page Six reports that the Material Mom’s ex-husband Guy Ritchie has been referring to Madonna as an “it” since their divorce.

In response to the report, Madonna’s rep Liz Rosenberg says, “It hasn’t been in a bad mood since the divorce was finalized.”

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does anyone know what #2 is referring to when
some guy dissed her son??

Actually, I think she’s just a desperate famewhore who can’t stand it when people aren’t talking about her. She needs attention to feel relevant, I guess. I think her relationship with her baby boy-toy is desperate…I mean, come on, what in this world can they have in common besides sex? Is that all her life is about? What about her kids? The child she adopted? Gay couples are not allowed to adopt in some states, but this woman is? Give me a break.

Guy must be smiling from ear to ear everyday after living with this pile of empty calorie talent.

HE IS SOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!

Please, you think she even cares about this kid Jesus? Yeah right, she’s only parading him around so everyone will talk about her. She’s a desperate, sad, old publicity ***** who can’t stand it unless everyone is talking about her. She’s disgusting and hasn’t produced any relevant or important music since the 80’s. She’s a joke. A pathetic joke that everyone is in on but Madonna.

She’s awful! She even dresses like an old crazy bat!

All experts say you should not bring your lovers around your kids iunless it is really serious. Obviously it’s even worse to do it so soon after a divorce. She really should take some time to know these guys before exposing her kids to them - all that money and I really pity them all.

Madonna is the consummate powerful winner. We all know how the story will play out here, it’s happened many times before: Subsequent generations will all know the name of the cultural icon that is Madonna, and the name of the man to whom she was once married will barely register, just like all these other superstar women. Judy Garland, Joan Crawford, most of Liz Taylor’s husbands- does anyone know who the **** any of them are today? I rest my case.

Madonna is the consummate powerful winner. We all know how the story will play out here, it’s happened many times before: Subsequent generations will all know the name of the cultural icon that is Madonna, and the name of the man to whom she was once married will barely register, just like all these other superstar women. Judy Garland, Joan Crawford, most of Liz Taylor’s husbands- does anyone know who the hell any of them are today? I rest my case.

Poor little boy, has to deal with that sl*t acting as a mother. Her nudity is all over the internet. I feel sorry for her children.

Jesus is hot

she-who-shall-not-be-named @ 02/28/2009 at 8:28 pm

That Jesus kid will have eyes for Madonna’s daughter Lourdes soon, he is just a young guy who couldn’t say no to an opportunuty to be in a rich older woman’s life- in that case her magesty Madonna. They both sacred names they don’t deserve ! I hope he takes her to the cleaners.

she-who-shall-not-be-named @ 02/28/2009 at 8:28 pm

That Jesus kid will have eyes for Madonna’s daughter Lourdes soon, he is just a young guy who couldn’t say no to an opportunuty to be in a rich older woman’s life- in that case her magesty Madonna. They both sacred names they don’t deserve ! I hope he takes her to the cleaners.

gross. . .age difference is way too much. he can be her son.

Damn. When you read from first to last comment, it’s so blatantly obvious how jealous you all are. LOV E Madonna, if she wants to be young forever, so be it. Who wants to settle into getting older but boring *******. Madonna is not a boring *****. She’s older than all of you sorry asses and is still talked about as much as any other relevant celebrity (as muc, if not more than brandgelina). Seriously, Madonna is in the news everyday. Sorrry to break it to all of you envious and jealous *****, she’s here to stay forever.

I think by looking at this relationship and how quick she’s bringing him around her kids, we can agree that she’s self-indulgent and completely disregarding her children’s emotions and how they are coping with the divorce…they’ve been relocated to a new city, pulled apart from their dad and their mom is doing what’s she done for 20+ years now- it’s all about her!! She honestly shouldn’t even be a mom…she’s too self-indulgent to love another person (which is why she will never find a relationship that will last)…I feel sorry for her kids more than anything else…they have to tolerate her nonsense and live with her!!

Geez, Madonna is such a cliche now: older woman desperate to keep her youth uses surgery and botox and money/fame hungry wayyyy younger boy toy to appear “younger” It’s pretty darn sad… and pathetic because she only succeeds in making herself look older than she really is!

He must be in on the joke, puleeze, he is wearing a New York Yankees cap and a cross. He might as well get a big HYPROCRAT tattoo all over his forehead.

I think she looks great for her age.

I think she looks great for her age makes great music

I hate her. She has to convert everyone! His name is Jesus(Yeah I know the pronunciation) for Christ sake! Let him be!

I hate her. She has to convert everyone! His name is Jesus(Yeah I know the pronunciation) for Christ sake! Let him be!

ace tomato @ 02/28/2009 at 11:44 pm

So what happened to Madonna and ARod?

I think it is interesting that Page Six made the claim Guy Ritchie refers to Madonna as “it”, but Madonna’s rep (obviously, her official press mouth) published a snarky response.

Madonna knows there are plenty of stories about what a nightmare she was to live with, especially the bits about how batty she is about trying to stay young, and Guy will tell the tales out with the lads. So she’s parading around (in front of her kids no less) this goofy, much younger bangcandy Jesus guy to try to counter the difficult aging celebrity stories by showing the world she can get a young hot guy to follow her around.

Jesus is on payroll. You know it

JESUS CHRIST, she’s getting more frantic by the second, folks!!

myobservation @ 03/01/2009 at 12:51 am

she’s a mess, a sad case. Jesus & Moses could be brothers…next she’ll be dating 1 17 year old.
somebody intervene. please.

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