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Madonna, Jesus and the Kabbalah Kids

Madonna, Jesus and the Kabbalah Kids

Madonna and rumored boyfriend Jesus Luz take the kids — David Banda, 3, and Lourdes Leon, 12 — for Saturday service at The Kabbalah Center in New York City.

Page Six reports that the Material Mom’s ex-husband Guy Ritchie has been referring to Madonna as an “it” since their divorce.

In response to the report, Madonna’s rep Liz Rosenberg says, “It hasn’t been in a bad mood since the divorce was finalized.”

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You’re all such a bunch of sad, miserable queens who probably never get laid and are bitter cause Madonna still gets it whenever she likes and from whomever she wants. Get a life you pathetic creatures.

She looks like a gross old lady next to him.

Sgt friday @ 03/01/2009 at 3:28 am

I always enjoy Madonna’s music, but this younger guy thing is kind of ridiculous.

One noteworthy point - since she divorced Guy, her looks are improving. Better hair especially. The whole time she was with Guy, she had that nasty washed-out brassy blonde. This is more flattering and reminds me of the old Madonna.

Yours truly @ 03/01/2009 at 3:58 am

Madonna just comes across as silly and desperate now. It’s a little embarrassing to see her out with this guy Jesus. Although I used to enjoy her music, she currently looks absolutely ridiculous and washed up!

THATS ONE FUNNY TITLE. LOL U CANT MAKE IT UP LOL ANYHOW HER HUSBAND SHOULD REFER TO HER WITH HER REAL NAME V-A-G-I-N-A SHE LOOKS LIKE ONE

Ahh, duh. Sheryl & Hannah, you guys are so clueless. Fact: Madonna’s last tour is the single largest grossing tour by a solo artist in the history of music! I could list 50 more facts, but i won’t bother. Madonna is just Madonna. Nothing has changed. She is a self-made legend. She has a young lover and she’s living her life; media follows her 24/7. She’s not going to hide out to please anyone. She’s 50. She knows who she is. And she does not give a sh*t what anyone thinks. That, plus her talent is why everyone loves her. Not just the gays! Everyone loves Madonna. Get over yourselves.

ROLE MODEL…

everybody,join madonna’s circus!
cause that’s what all this is!
and look who we have here this time,JESUS as the main attraction:P

that guy is hot sorry i cant call him by that name. il just call him hunky and that woman v-a-g-i-n-a is so ugly, he must be crazy for money and fame to kiss that plain w-h-o-r-e, that WOMAN IS A WHOREEEEE NOTHING MORE, A SLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUT WHO EXPOSES HER GRANNY ASS ALL THE TIME. SHE DNT DESERVE THOSE KIDS AND SHE IS INFLUENCING THEM WITH ALL THAT KABALA NONSENCE AND MAKING THEM MAD LIKE HER. MAN RICHIE SHOULD HAVE CUSTODY COS SHE DESERVES TO BE IN MENTAL HOSPITAL THE FREEK, LOOK AT HER WITH HER TONGUE OUT LIKE….GRANNY UR OLD REALISE IT

diva689 @ 03/01/2009 at 4:39 am Ahh, duh. Sheryl & Hannah, you guys are so clueless. Fact: Madonna’s last tour is the single largest grossing tour by a solo artist in the history of music! I could list 50 more facts, but i won’t bother. Madonna is just Madonna. Nothing has changed. She is a self-made legend. She has a young lover and she’s living her life; media follows her 24/7. She’s not going to hide out to please anyone. She’s 50. She knows who she is. And she does not give a sh*t what anyone thinks. That, plus her talent is why everyone loves her. Not just the gays! Everyone loves Madonna. Get over yourselves.
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“Get over yourselves”…so wise, did you make that up? *snort*

In response, I’m going to repeat my earlier post:
“sheryl @ 02/28/2009 at 6:29 pm Actually, I think she’s just a desperate famewhore who can’t stand it when people aren’t talking about her. She needs attention to feel relevant, I guess. I think her relationship with her baby boy-toy is desperate…I mean, come on, what in this world can they have in common besides sex? Is that all her life is about? What about her kids? The child she adopted? Gay couples are not allowed to adopt in some states, but this woman is? Give me a break.

Guy must be smiling from ear to ear everyday after living with this pile of empty calorie talent.”

There. I mean every single syllable. She’s a joke.

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And as for the comments about women being jealous of her…uh, sorry, but I don’t covet her boytoy (alias, publicity stunt). If all I wanted was easy, shallow, meaningless sex, I could get that from a few guys in my office any day of the week, they’re more than up for it and are much more interesting. As for Madonna and her “relationship,” sorry, but Demi Moore did it better and doesn’t look like a desperate cow.

David is dressed like a little M u s l i m
boy.

barbara dennis @ 03/01/2009 at 10:23 am

why does she think it is appropriate to take her kids to kabaalah services with her new boyfriend expecially her adopted son david who was brought into this family with two parents now that they are divorced the least she could do is show she is there for him not parade your new boyfriend in front of your children and of all places a religious event i hope to god she does not adopt again

lakers fan in boston @ 03/01/2009 at 12:46 pm

i think it’s scary, im feel so bad for guy, good thing he left it
madonna looks so so stupid
what’s the point of even hooking up with this guy
so she can prove she’s hot?
sry ***** ur not a bit hot
i find her truly truly sad

Keep shelling out that $$$ Madonna, it’s the only way you can get any.

I used to be a fan but she is just so desperate to compete with people over 1/2 her age and she is still obsessed with living in the media spotlight. I have zero respect for her. The way she went to Africa and “adopted’ stole that child from his poor ignorant father who admitted he did not know she was keeping HIS child makes me loathe this beast utterly, especially since she promoted the whole spectacle for media attention. PUKE! And for those of you that will say the child is better off because the beast (Madonna) has money, I agree that the child is by far more finacialy better off BUT THE ENDS DO NOT JUSTIFY THE MEANS! I hope karma gets “IT ” triple.

Jesus never smiles !

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Madonna is such a cliche now: older woman desperate to keep her youth uses surgery and botox and money/fame hungry wayyyy younger boy toy to appear “younger” It’s pretty darn sad… and pathetic because she only succeeds in making herself look older than she really is
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Madonna is not exactly known for having class. She never had class, she will never will, and post importantly she does not care to show any. She has always been a rebellious right -on-your-face type of person who loves to be the center of attention and make people talk. But I think some of the issues and discussion she has made people talk about with her antics have been important discussions. While I don’t necessarily like her current behavior, it is quite sad that people don’t bat an eyelash or just make somewhat bland comments when it is a Donald Trump marrying his 5th 30-year younger babe, but everyone goes down hard on Madonna because she is a woman.

Who is David BANDA? I see a David RITCHIE there but the only Banda I know of is the biological father of David Ritchie. Strange.

Undecided @ 03/01/2009 at 3:55 pm

oy vay…..madge is an ol’ hag….

# thirteen doubt if it’s her skin; ‘beautifully’ enhanced with a knife…………….

Love her :)

********** @ 03/01/2009 at 8:42 pm

She looks ridiculous!! They look like a mother and son, out and about. She really needs to stop jumping on men who could eventually date her daughter

lil @ 02/28/2009 at 4:45 pm

I can’t stand the sight of Madonna, but she gives me a laugh everytime I see her now, thinking of the comment her ex, Comrade Sean Penn, made about her kid from Brazil. Priceless.

WHAT WAS THE COMENT SEAN MADE?

She can have gazillions, sport a british accent, and continue to “direct” films, but in her heart of hearts, Madonna knows she’s nothing more than a Veronica from the wrong side trash of Detroit.

I love Madonna, BUT this I’m actually quite disappointed. The guy is hot and she should do her thing, but behind closed doors and not involve her kids in what will probably be this never ending revolving door of boy toys.

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