Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer: Perfect Love?

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The Pundit @ 03/12/2009 at 5:13 pm

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You are a Psycho, go take your meds you pathetic loser.

Help is on the way for you

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Aww, how sweet!!! The inarticulate harpie has come back for more. I was hoping to give you yet another smackdown. So let’s play, shall we?

Your inabilty to argue on anything higher than a grade-school-playground-level renders you so very pathetic. But then, I imagine your academic accomplishments rival that of Aniston — pretty proud of that high school diploma, aren’t you? Did you ALSO work as a bike messenger, like Aniston? Your writing certainly supports that hypothesis.

What’s the matter, shocked to find someone whose vocabulary extends beyond the “fcuk you” language that you are accustomed to? Yes Dear, THIS is how persons with advanced degrees write; Profanity is the last bastion of the common scoundrel (you know, like YOU). In the future, don’t start arguments your feeble intellectual skills render you ill-equipped to finish.

Since you ask, my law degree has been put to YEARS of good use, thank you, including a stint in the entertainment industry where, even when she was a mere novice, all found Aniston to be a SELF-INDULGENT, EGOTISTICAL BIT@H. Even BEFORE she forced her ailing mother to seek care at a PUBLIC HEALTH CLINIC, she was a BIT@H. So I take amusement from her unrivaled position as the LAUGHINGSTOCK OF HOLLYWOOD and enjoy writing about her public humiliation in such colorful terms. Obviously, YOU enjoy my discourse enough to keep running back for more , even though you must read my posts with a dictionary on your lap. LOL!.

“Your kidding”

You see Dear, THIS is why I have a law degree and why YOU work for peanuts. “Your kidding?” Are you still in the 4th grade? “Your” is possessive (Ex: “Your hat; your car; your abysmal grammar”). The word you seek is YOU’RE, a contraction meaning YOU ARE (EX: “You ‘re an obvious dolt.”) Now run along and try to find your Language Arts workbook there in your minuscule, cramped trailer, and come back when you are able to communicate as an adult (or as close thereto as your veritable pea-brain will allow).

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Pundit @ 03/13/2009 at 12:35 pm

THIS is why I have a law degree……………..

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To complain about grammar on celebrity blogs and tell people how smart and clever I am………. You ‘re the dolt

You want a medal that you worked in the industry. Still doesn’t change the fact that you need help.

“I take amusement from her unrivaled position as the LAUGHINGSTOCK OF HOLLYWOOD and enjoy writing about her public humiliation in such colorful terms”

You clearly have a dark and twisted soul to take amusement and revel in someone else’s misery.

Iff yoou waant perfoct gramar goo somewheree ellsee pUUnDiTt

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Einstein, if I were a scorned woman, logic dictates that I would be an ANISTON FAN (like YOU). Given her stellar record of PUBLIC REJECTION, it is only those who are similarly PERPETUAL DUMPEES who embrace her.

Ms. Anonymous, you spineless little COWARD who lacks the b@lls to even identify yourself via a screen sobriquet, hiding in anonymity yet DARING to challenge ME, of all people, someone so obviously your SUPERIOR in every conceivable way. Are you having fun looking up each new word I’ve used then making a valient (yet vain) attempt to use it YOURSELF, you co-opting product of a failed public school system? I’ll bet you haven’t used your dictionary this much since that last GED class, have you? LOL! (SOOO much fun insulting an airhead like you.)

I defy you to present a formidable intellectual challenge. Give an example of your educational background, Einstein. Come on now, reach deep within and try, TRY, to write a grammatically-correct sentence (write as if your GED depended on it). Let’s see if you have the power of independent thought AND the abilty to pass a fith grade spelling bee. LOL!!! What a low-class, inarticulate, uneducated mess you are.

Now you invoke Bet’s name — possibly the only person on this board whose ignorance surpasses your own. Never, in the history of JJ, has Bet managed to craft a single complete, error-free sentence. (Yes, Dear, THAT is the definition of IGNORANT, one who lacks knowledge. If you can’t write, can’t spell and don’t know basic grammar, THAT is proof of your ignorance.) I repeat, do you have ANY formal education whatsoever, or are you one of those boat people who just arrived? I can see how Bet would be someone with whom you would identify — two people whose combined IQ is lower than that of tree bark.

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The Pundit @ 03/13/2009 at 2:43 pm
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“You are a jealous, vindictive, scorned and over the hill spinster”

Pundit, is the grammar correct?

I can’t remember if you corrected me on that already….When is the test?

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Brad should be embarassed that he ever met Jennifer let alone married her. The most pathetic woman in Hollywood. I bet people in Hollywood actually feel sorry for him. I know I do. He has to be annoyed this ball-and -chain is forever talking about him. Even after six kids with another woman.

This self-absorded ugly 40 year old bimbo states ” I will love Brad for the rest of my life”. Even though she didn’t love him when she was married to him. Now that he has found love and happiness with the beautiful Angelina Jolie she is in love with him? I am sure Jennifer lie awake at nights with regrets. Maybe I should have visited him while he was shooting TROY? Maybe I should have communicated more? Maybe I should have encouraged his interest in philantropy? Maybe I should have encouraged his passion for architecture? Maybe I should have passed on the movie (insert anyone of the many flops)? Maybe I should have told him how lucky I am to be his wife? Maybe I should have thanked him when I won my Golden Globe in 2003? Maybe I should have put my marriage first? Maybe I should have spent less time with Courtney Cox? Maybe I should have not worked while he was working? Maybe I should encouraged his passion for photography? Maybe I should have notice how unhappy he was? Maybe I should have offered to go to marriage counseling? Maybe I should have used his fame to get a film role?

I hope the haters notice I didn’t mention anything about kids. I am probably one of the few people who believe. That marriage didn’t fall apart because of children. It failed because there was a lack of love, respect and a common interest.

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The truth is that Mayer and Aniston were never a couple. It was all acted. That is why he was tipping off the pap agencies, and leaving his car at her house overnight, while he got rides out hidden in the back of cars/limos, on the floor of the back seat under a blanket.HE WAS SEEN TRYING TO SNEAK OUT !!! VAUGHN DID THE SAME TRICK. It is a PR war against Pitt and Jolie. Organised by CAA who manages Aniston, Sculfor, Diaz, Mayer, and formerly Vaughn etc….He has been meeting women on Twitter, sleeping with them as long as they are discreet. Their “relationship” was a SHAM from the beginning.The TWITTER excuse is a joke; they have no reason to “break up” ans now they know audiences know they were faking it, they dont care to explain.They did ANYTHING to gain publicity over Pitt to win the Christmas war…..even pose nearly nu-de, talk about pregnancy, create marriage rumours for publicity, ….etc… Her personal life is HIDDEN. He agreed to a contract to run concurrent with her production, Marley and Me. That is why their (acted) relationship started at the beginning of M&M and ended as soon as the film delivered it was a publicity stunt, funded by the production. What people posting don’t understand is that she doesn’t want a judge a jury of her personal life, and the investors don’t want her persona life effecting the film’s return. So that is the truth, and what is more bizarre is that Vince did the same thing with TBU. They had a fictional relationship too, that seemed to people reading magazines, as though it was real. It wasn’t.

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Wow I just read the above posts. “The Pundit”: we really do not give a sh*t about your law degree. Can you please stop referring to your education and job? As if anyone posting on this site really cares what your profession is. I know plenty of lawyers and not one of them feels the need to use their job title to make themselves appear more educated or of a higher status. Are you waiting for a round of applause or something? And please, stop putting every other word in capital letters. You claim to be a business woman/man… I guess it was too much to assume you knew how annoying a person can seem when they are constantly capitalizing everything. How sad that you judge people based on their education level. You give lawyers a very bad name. I hope life brings some changes your way.