Angelina Jolie Gets Salt Sexy

Damn girl,you crack me up!hahahahaha

bdj @ 03/12/2009 at 4:58 pm

It is bad enough we got a “won’t go away” hen writing essays on movies it has not seen, middle school trolls photoshopping pictures and resident whiny hens. Now the fans have to contend with Madame soothsayer/ Ms. Cleo. Go predict your future before your neighbor runs off with your hubby and 2 cats will ya. Also, peace to all.

i don’t know how to say this but john and miss aniston’s breakup was inevitable because this man was never into her but hoped to gain some status in the hollywood world once he announced he was going as an oscar boyfriend i knew this was strictly a pr relationship and that miss aniston could not go to oscars to face brad and angie by herself as a single person and john mayer was willing to go along with it but after everything at the oscars backfired and the media started calling her out to move on with her life i think john realized he did not want to be used and become a big joke anymore but i am surprised he did it so swiftly i had predicted he would wait till after the three months he had mentioned he will not be seen but i guess he decided not i really feel for this woman because she is getting to the point of no return when it comes to dating people in the celebrity world are very concious of who they are dating and if she starts cementing this reputation of unlucky in love ,deperate , immature, person even if someone is interested in her they will stay away i truly hope her true friends and i mean loyal friends who will sit her down and tell her the honest truth that she needs to stop being consumed by her divorce from brad stay out of the media when brad or angie has something to promote avoid mentioning them in mag articles and above all to stop going out of her way to show brad she has moved on because every single thing she has done since her divorce claerly shows she hasn’t and i think the oscar debacle clearly showed the world the emotional dynamics that this woman is in no matter how much she tries to potray to the public that she is happy her days are filled with what brad and angie is up to so that she can do something to show that she is also doing alright the sad part is unless she can move on from this divorce she is reaching the point of no return where no man even with good intentions will be able to genuinely date her let alone be in a relationship

Re: 293 The Pundit @ 03/12/2009 at 4:22 pm
LOL this is why in all her “I’m the boyfriend” conditional contracts, the deal is…

I, ________, from now on referred to as the dumper, agree to show affection and act the part of the “lover, boyfriend,” to said J. Aniston for all public media consumption including interviews and photo ops in exchange for unlimited publicity and self promotion for the stated time frame indicated in this contract. Said “dumper” agrees to be photographed coming out of house of said “dumpee” with a Smartwater bottle visibly showing at an hour implying an overnight stay. Said “dumper” agrees to attend major events including but not limited to “Oscars, designated movie Red Carpet premieres of “dumpee”, People’s Choice Awards and Golden Globe Awards. Said “dumper” gets to officially and publicly break up with said “dumpee” but must include “she is a sweetheart” in the media break up announcement.
I, J. Aniston, from now on referred to as the dumpee, will play the standard role of victim and will continue to speak highly of said “dumper” in all media confrontations about said break up.
There shall be no public admittance of conspiracy or collusion by either party. This contract is legally binding.

Lylian, groundcontrol and any other attorney posting or lurking… no offense for the poor legalese…I am not an attorney…only playing.

# 218 Media Phenom @ 03/12/2009 at 11:59 am
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In response to other media phenoms as big as Jackie Kennedy and Onasis not only internationally but in the U.S.
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Princess Diane and Prince Charles
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The rest of the list doesn’t qualify, but this one does. Di and Chuck were defintely the last high profile couple to capture WORLDWIDE attention the way Brad & Angie have.
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For the record - nobody in the U.S. gave two ***** about Fergie & Andrew or the Beckhams. Still don’t. Grace & Ranier were in the 50’s so they don’t qualify. As for the HW couples - Luci & Dezi - 50s. Will & Jada - nobody slapped them on the cover of tabs and mags for 4 straight years. Ditto Tom & Nic.

# 268 huyt @ 03/12/2009 at 3:11 pm
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http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20265151,00.html
It´s true
ANISTON AND MAYER SPLIT
hahahahahaha all the oscar stuff is so fabricated the seems so in love……
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You know what I love most about this? Peeps just whored themselves out to Huvane and X by doing that “1 Year Anniversary” story on these two losers! BBBBWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is the second time in 2 years that Huvane has played Peeps for chumps…and yet the next time he calls and says “Jump” they’ll ask “How high?”

Media Phenom @ 3/12/2009 @ 11:59 am
well @ 3/12/2009 @ 12:34 pm

Liz and Richard met on the set of “Cleopatra” (1963) , and they married in
1964. Jackie first met Onassis while she was still First Lady (through
her sister, Lee Radziwill), and they married in 1968,

Guys have you heard the news? The X & JM broke up again. It was JM who initiated the breakup.

I like Angie’s new hair color.

Princess Grace didnt die until 1982…

Some more couples:

Micheal Jackson and Bubbles
Madonna and Sean Penn (in the 80s)
Farrah Fawcett and Ryan ONeal
Sonny and Cher
JFK, Jr and Caroline Bessette

And you failed to recognize my listings of
Johnn Lennon and Yoko Ono
Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton

They got back together just as the promotion for Marley & Me started? They broke up just as the promotion for Marley & Me ended? Hmmm. Coincidences? Or are celebrities playing the media for all its worth lately.

ohh! you look soo GORGOUS!
angie you’re amaziing (:
lov yu here from honduras!

She looks wayy better without that hideous blonde wig she’s been sporting on set lately!