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South Park Mocks Jonas Brothers’ Purity Rings

South Park Mocks Jonas Brothers’ Purity Rings

The Jonas Brothers received the South Park treatment on Wednesday night’s episode on Comedy Central.

In the ep, Kenny decides that taking his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert might earn him a special place in her heart…not to mention other body parts. Unfortunately, his dreams are crushed when purity rings are handed out at the concert.

Peep the clip below. Poor Joe Jonas gets a beatdown from Mickey Mouse!!!

FYI: Disney Consumer Products is launching a full sportswear line for tweens based on JONAS, the upcoming Disney Channel series that the boys star in. Check out the samples below!


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Hey Bill, first of all thank you for being serious. Second of all, up yours. Religion is not a crutch, nor is it something that should be made fun of just because some people regard it as “stupid” and we need to “wake up”. Give me a break, you atheists are pathetic. Simply pathetic.

I’d give you some love but I’m sure you get enough from your hand as it is. ;)

I love the Jonas Brothers but that is actually pretty funnyyyy (:

Hilarious @ 03/14/2009 at 9:32 pm

#51 religion is indeed a crutch. we live in a time where we now know the history behind the birth of christianity, and anybody who believes in it is simply ignorant. why don’t you look up where the concept for heaven and hell came from. it came from the Greeks, Plato’s Phaedo to be precise. i pity you and all these purity ring wearing people. it saddens me that you’ll waste your life thinking there’s something waiting for you afterward. luckily, you won’t get the opportunity to be disappointed when you die, SINCE NOTHING HAPPENS.

the great mystery isn’t death, it’s life. you should learn to appreciate it and stop desecrating it with religion, which leads you to appreciate and care for life less since you think there’s something after it. the rich and powerful will always exploit people like you by convincing you that this life isn’t the one that matters so you should live humbly and not complain. that’s what the south park episode was saying about disney in the first place.

Franchesca @ 03/14/2009 at 10:43 pm

South Park is awesome.
As well as the Jonas Brothers.
I’m a fan of both. x)

Though I found some parts offensive…
hey, it’s South Park. They can make anything sound offensive. x)

lmao Kenny wants a bj. 0_o
xDDDD

morganmonkey777 @ 03/15/2009 at 12:08 am

that is fucked up if that was you would you like it think really hard man y r u ppl so mean to clebs thay are just like you and me cut them some slack gosh

This episode was gold, another great in south park history.
Now, lets get realistic here. I know im about to piss off a bunch of jb fans here, and i frankly dont care. Do u really think that these guys really, i mean REALLY, stick with that stupid purity promise? I’m sorry, but with the massive amount of girls after them, they must be getting something. Like Chris Rock once said, a man can run from sex, but something always happens and it catches them.

Now about the religion thing, i dont think its a crutch but at the same time i believe people need to use their heads. I think its just human nature to believe in something bigger. On the downside, most religions do, and if you read it you’ll see it, say that death is the way to see God and that the only reason we should do good in this world is to ensure our seat in heaven. I am sorry, but when i help someone out, its to help them out, not to make sure that i get a nice puffy cloud. We, as a people, need to step back and start using our heads and enjoy life, not look forward to death. You guys should watch religulous, best movie ever

Funny episode, and they left the borthers alone, for the most part.

Sex is part of our evolution and monogomy in humans is unnatural. If it was the natural order of thigns, no one woudl have such strong desires to ****, ASAP. Partner variety is a strong driving force that ensures (ideally) that the strongest genes survive to continue the species.

Abstaining is foolish - I don;t understand how someone can marry another without even mating twith them , first. A lot of bible thumpers do it, and find out that thei spouse turns them off. But they feel obligated to stay together for tehir god, and thus force themselves to be unhappy.

Man, does christianity suck ass. Not all of them, for sure. But teh the ones that have - and care about having influence - are by far the worst.

and yes, those brothers are a pretty lame band. “Fingerbang” part 2.

the episode was kkinda meann

but it was soo funyyy too!!!
BABBBAYYYYY!

I’m not even gonna watch it - The purity rings is another proof that the Jonas Brothers are the most wonderful guys EVER!.

lololol…who are the jonas brothers anyways , i think its good i dont know who these **** are

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ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS DEAD AT 9:00 P.M. I KNOW WHERE THE
CREATOR OF SOUTH PARK LIVE AND THEY HAVE 3 HOURS
AND 30 MINUTES TO LIVE. GOD IS THE ONE TO TELL YOU
IF YOU ARE GOING WITH HIM OR STAY IN —.ALL THE THINGS
I SAID TO RUSSELL BRAND I WISH FOR YOU GUYS , TOO.
SEE YOU LATER IN YOUR HOUSE.

To #18. To add to what number #23 was saying i felt it was about how Disney are using the purity rings to manipulate and extort littles girls. By making it ok to sell sexuality to them because of the purity rings its ironic actually.
What business does a n 8 year old have listening to these lyrics
“i’m slipping into the lava
and i’m trying to keep from going under
baby you turn the temperature hotter
cause i’m burning up.
burning up for you baby”

ahaha, i LOVE the jonas brothers. ALOT. and i mean, alot. anyways, south park was just having fun! they weren’t trying to get anyone mad, i am sure that jb just laughed it off.

I wish I could watch the clip.

We’ve got morons like these singing songs like “Burnin’ Up” Is it? , and ya’ll call this music?
Bring back the 60’s, man. At least their morals stood for something.

First of all anyone sticking up for the jonas brothers or Christianity needs to watch the fowl language. You are not helping anything and you’re making the rest of us look like unintelligent idiots. Second I watch disney all the time and can say Disney does sell sex discreetly not all the time but sometimes. Let’s admit it sex sells whether we want it to or not. Third I am a Christian and Christianity is not a religion. If your are a Christian and say Christianity is your religion then you need to think again. It’s a relationship. Religion is about following rules/ laws and Christianity does not force you to do anything. It’s there so you can have a relationship with your Heavenly Father. And being a good person or doing good deeds does nothing for you in the eyes of God if you don’t have the relationship. Being a good person or doing good deeds does not get you into Heaven. Having faith does. Purity is about having confidence in yourself. I choose not to have sex because I don’t want to. I want to be one of the ones who can say I actually waited and I’m proud of it.

Parts of the show were good. And behind it all it had good meaning. But some of it went to far. I had never watched South Park before so I didn’t know what to expect. But I can tell you it did have some truth behind it.

i love the jo bros but their clothing line looks ugly… but i suppose i am 15, not 6

Okay, I’M a Jonas a fan and I thought it was hilarious! I hate how some of the fans are making a huge deal of it. It’s funny! Get over it! And it’s not like they’re completely making fun of the Jonas Brothers — it even has some truth in it. It shows how much Disney is controlling them. They picked the wrong thing — the purity rings came before Disney and are their own beliefs — but it’s still a bit accurate, I think. I still thought it was pretty funny, though. Any time Mickey would be talking, they’d just have this blank look on their faces. Sigh . . . only episode of South Park I’ve ever seen, but it was pretty good.

that’s totally fake.to make us feel bad?when they ain’t pure?

haa i love nick jonas!! i am going to the jonas brothers concert !!!!! i am so luckeyyyyy I LUV NICK JONAS<3333333333333333333333333333333333 HHOOOTTTIIEEE

not their best work :(

hahaha…..!!!

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