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South Park Mocks Jonas Brothers’ Purity Rings

South Park Mocks Jonas Brothers’ Purity Rings

The Jonas Brothers received the South Park treatment on Wednesday night’s episode on Comedy Central.

In the ep, Kenny decides that taking his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert might earn him a special place in her heart…not to mention other body parts. Unfortunately, his dreams are crushed when purity rings are handed out at the concert.

Peep the clip below. Poor Joe Jonas gets a beatdown from Mickey Mouse!!!

FYI: Disney Consumer Products is launching a full sportswear line for tweens based on JONAS, the upcoming Disney Channel series that the boys star in. Check out the samples below!


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@dave

#51, you are a dumb ****. Religion has always been an excuse to kill other retards (in the West and the Middle East ) who don’t believe in the same belief or sexuality as they do. Look at the Crusades , The War in Iraq, the Spanish Inquisition ,and at the Bible and Koran. Revelation, the last book of the Bible , talks abot damnation of non Christians, contradictory of Jesus’ message of peace. The three main religions are more than a thousand years outdated in their morals because they were meant for the illiterates from back in the age of the Pharoahs and in the Dark Ages.

Enjoy your life, do not be brainwashed by some Nazi pope that looks like the Sith Lord! Let the Force be with you. LOL!!!!!!!!

HOW DARE THEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i would soooooooooooooooooo sue them for doing this to the Jonas Brothers!

They are the best role models!!!!!Stop making fun of them just because they where purity rings!

I think they are AWESOME role models! I mean seriously!!!! You really want to have a child before you’re married??? That is why they where them! stop making fun of them! You will really regret it if you have a baby before you’re married!
PS:The Jonas brothers soooo awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are AWESOME role models!!!!!!

i love the jonas brothers
los mejores en todo el mundo!!!!

Seriously? All of you who are like “OMFG I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS I CANT BELIEVE SOUTH PARK,” Grow up and get over it. It was funny, you all are just too blind to see the humor in it. You’re probably some 12-16 year old immature kids who are blinded by what the Disney company doesn’t want you to see. They want you to think everyone on there has no flaws and are the perfect role models, well guess what? NEWS FLASH THEY’RE NOT. Sure they’re good role models sometimes, but why do you think they all want to break away from Disney? SO THEY DON’T HAVE TO HIDE THEIR FLAWS ANYMORE. Disney has always and will always be a child dreamland. No flaws, no problems. Believe what you want, this is my opinion.

@Amanda:

Nope, I am convinced that Christianity is a religion. And, the bible? No rules or laws in there right? “But you don’t have to follow the bible” You think every Christian thinks that way, you would be sent to hell by some Christians, but liberal Christians would be like “it’s cool, just be good” kinda like Catholicism except they don’t make as much stuff up.

@?: @?: the rings are stupid, thats why. If its their choice why do they need to wear purity rings to show everybody.

@?: @?: the rings are stupid, thats why. If its their choice why do they need to wear purity rings to show everybody.

i love the jonas brothers
but some fans take things too seriously
the episode was funny :D
but jeeeeshh people need to calm down

Carissa Gonzalez @ 08/05/2009 at 12:36 pm

You guys look like geeks!!!! A funny pic”!!! :)

Carissa Gonzalez @ 08/05/2009 at 12:37 pm

You guys look like geeks!!!! A funny pic!!!! ha ha :)

You guys look like geeks!!! A funny pic!! ha ha:)

omg y r ppl making fun of them for tht!?!?!?! seriously cant someone be famous and NOT lose their virginity before marriage? thats mean and uncalled for why cant they let them grow up and be regular teens?

wow hello my names is antoniella .sfjoòd

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