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Orlando Bloom is a Motorcycle Mummy

Orlando Bloom is a Motorcycle Mummy

Orlando Bloom rides his motorcycle to the Mummy Rocks auction on Wednesday (March 18) in London.

At Mummy Rocks!, a Mother’s Day event in aid of Great Ormond Street Hospital Children’s Charity, Orlando belted out a few tunes with Mick Jones, guitarist and legendary founder of punk outfit The Clash.

Last week Orlando and his sister Samantha Bloom, attended a private viewing of “Mythologies.” Orlando’s girlfriend Miranda Kerr was last spotted en route back to her native Australia.

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ROTFL!!!!
Epiphanies all around!
Poor widdle shippers and acolytes having a hard time excusing this one away huh? So quiet.
People magagazine last week kinda set you up for this right? They’re not serious…they run hot and cold….SHE doesn’t want to be tied down…LOLLOLLOL. Sounds like someone wanted to distance themselves and be free to play around in London. He outplayed you Kerr. You’ll look a fool if you go back now because everyone knows he’s anything but faithful.

LOL!
I love it how the haters deny that he and Miranda are in a relationship, just because they are seen together, then in the next breath he is “cheating” because he is seen with a female.
H Y P O C R I T E S !

As a miranda fan, i have to say i mostly agree with what everyone says here at JJ (either from the haters, fans, or concern lurkers) about the hideous ways of orlando playing around!

Whorelando will always be like his oldself in terms of dealing with relationship.

My love has really turned himself into a clown and a complete *****

Another Jude Law in the making perhaps? wherein the viewing public is more interested on his affairs/relationships than his forgettable lead movie starers.

the terms whorelando and whorli are finally catching on :D and with good reason… he obviously likes them young too……

i think he’s complete slapper….. mind you, lots of guys would be given his circumstances…

he needs to make hay while the sun shines, his looks are fading… and as for MK - hmmm well i never thought i’d say something like this about her but i think she needs to move on - THIS is doing her no favours…

They don’t call Delphi’s posters loons for nothing that is all I am going to say.

MK, for the sake of your career, step away from whorelando!

Hun, you were doing much better (in terms of career) before dating this slag! And don’t be so stupid to stick on whatever you and whorli have as if nothing is happening when you’re not around.

Huh?
He looks better lately than he has in a year.
Fit, happy and gorgeous.
Such a handsome man.

I know, they’re not the sharpest tools in the shed are they???….poor sad delusional loonies….lol.

WICked wench @ 03/21/2009 at 12:12 pm

Dude looks TRASHED in those party photos. Sad. Oh well, I gave up a long time ago hoping he’d reform and pose a comeback, etc. I’ll watch the trainwreck from over here, thank-you.

***** seems to be wearing same pants/undies/clothes all the time…

Wonder how the girlfriend can endure that very unhygienic manner of this trash…

So many judges without a license here I see. You might feel a rush of adrenaline just lying on the couch watching TV but some people like to party and enjoy themselves, get over it.
Men -and women- are also allowed to stay in a same car with people of the opposite sex even when they are dating someone, at least in the free world.

Don’t think he and Miranda are serious, or at least she’s not willing to enter into any sort of ‘binding commitments’ with him (no interest in getting engaged to the man for example). Sure, they’ve been dating and the relationship has probably included some other ‘benefits’ as well. But she seems to be putting her career ahead of any personal commitments. I see her as being quite an ambitious girl - apparently a lot MORE ambitious than her emotionally-immature boyfriend. Anyway, I’ve always thought he was more smitten with her than the other way around. His ‘playing around’ in London could be partly due to some frustration on his part - frustration that SHE, obviously, is putting her career ahead of him. Seriously, who’s been following who all over the globe to various events related to HER modeling career? . (And I certainly don’t buy into any of those lame ‘conspiracy theories’ regarding ‘contracts’ and the like. IMO he follows her around like a besotted puppy because he wants to - plain and simple.)

Hearing that a hot and famous actor was surrounded by women at a club doesn’t surprise me, rather the exact opposite; and getting into a car with some ladies is not undeniable evidence that he took them to his bed. But supposing he did, what’s this sudden concern about Miranda’s feelings? I think it’s clear and obvious that he is at least in a sexual relationship with her and yes he follows her because he wants to, but it could be an open relationship for all we know. It’s not us but them the ones who define the conditions of their relationship, so all this drama of acting like if he had personally offended you is not necessary.
@72, angry that he is still around? LMFAO! don’t be fake you willingly look for news about him. If you really didn’t want to know anything, you wouldn’t.

Opinions changed? @ 03/21/2009 at 5:22 pm

Oh, I agree. We actually don’t know WHAT type of ‘agreement’ they have concerning their relationship. It might be an ‘open’ one. Or he could have just been doing some harmless flirting - he’s ALWAYS been known to be quite flirtatious so nothing new there. Some of them may have been girls he already knew. There’s certainly nothing to indicate that he took any of them ‘to bed.’ Unless someone is willing to ’spill the beans’ we’ll never know, and even then - it might or might not be ‘true’ - more likely to be someone trying to ‘cash in’ on his celebrity status which happens all the time to those in the public eye whether the stories are truth or fiction.. (And yeah, all this sudden concern for poor Miranda’s feelings is quite interesting to me too considering she’s been the object of constant scorn and derision here at J.J. since this relationship began.)

Reform?
Reform from what?
Having a good time with friends?
Helping out a children’s charity?
Being smart enough to take a taxi after imbibing?
Looking icredibly hot while doing all of the above?
What?
Oh, I get it. He should stay at home like a good little boy, and never go outside without your approval, right.
Shame on you for having fun, Orlando.
(something wicked wench apparently has never done)
Shame on you.

The immature a**hole looks like a frustrated trash lately and i don’t need to elaborate more. Suits him well though.

These 2 imo have a weird kind of relationship and should better end it up as well before each of them completely looses self respect.

Well, I guess I never thought about a man who smiles like that as looking “frustrated”.
**rollseyes**
LOL! No NORMAL person would! LOL!

Have you heard about the defense mechanisms called reaction formation and sublimation? IMO those two are applicable to my dear whorelando!

Well, IMO, people who try to form opinions about a total stranger’s state of mind based upon a few photos are in serious need of help themselves.

IMO shippers/fans who can’t perceive the truth are in denial state…

Time will tell… But really some of the comments from the so called ‘fatjealoushaterloons’ make sense, if one is just open mind and willing to analyse things unbiasedly.

just gossip??? @ 03/22/2009 at 1:01 am

Can anyone tell me the original source that said Orlando had left with a group of girls in a taxi to go to a hotel? TMZ commented but only used the same quote.

I could be wrong but as far as I can tell none of the English papers like The Sun, Mirror, Daily Mail etc., have reported any such thing, only the Sun saying he attended the Charity Auction nothing about anything else.

If there was even a hint of him cheating on Miranda it would have been all over the papers in Australia, but not a word.

I have seen the pics of him at the function, in a taxi with friends and him leaving alone on his motorbike surrounded by the paps but nothing which suggest he did anything wrong.

So I wonder if it was just a celebrity blog that made the comments and if so could someone post a link to the original source?

Well, the “haters” are could hardly be called “unbiased”. Their analysis of any photo is aimed toward fulfilling their agenda. And if you don’t understand that, you are the one in denial.
As someone stated before, they deny that Orlando and Miranda have a relationship, just because they are pictured together, yet label him an obvious cheater for being pictured with any other female. How much sense can that make to any rational person? NONE.
@97
Just as you said, don’t you know that every pap agency would have been all over him for leaving with girls if there had been anything going on? They labeled the other people in the taxi as friends, on the spot. Only a few gossip sites have hinted that there was more going on, and even then, only the more loathsome sites.

@95 It’s not that she forms opinions on a stranger’s mental state based on some pictures, she forms opinions on what the pictures do not show, because according to this Freud wannabe what we see is his psychologic defense mechanism to frustration. LOL! We’ll have to learn to analize the pictures ‘unbiasedly’ I guess.

@98 That’s correct, he feels disgusted at the idea of touching a VS model after spending two years flying everywhere she goes and sleeping under the same ceiling as her, but he definately spent a night of passion with two women he was seen with inside a car in his hometown, where he probably has hundreds of female friends. No agenda to be seen.

LEAVE ORLANDO ALONE!!!

Stop saying what he did and what he is going to do, he does not cheat of his girlfriends, his just not simply like that.
I am one of Orlando’s biggest fans and I maybe his biggest. I know a lot about Orlando and he would never do that to Miranda.
His always saying that “weman should be cherrished and respected.” So he would not do something like that. If anyone would do it it’s Miranda that would cheat on him!!!

Orlando is a beatiful person that cares for his girlfriends, he spoils them and he loves them like he should and he never cheats on them.

He should have a better girlfriend than Miranda its clear that she does not love him like she should.

Orlando if you are reading this email me thought my web site and I will be your girlfriend and never treat you unfearly or cheat on you. I wouldn’t make up any story about you like the paparzzi and these people do.

Everyone just leave Orlando alone and stop making up stories about him because your bord with your own lives and trying to make trouble for him. It’s just so weak that people would pick on someone like Orlando why not pick on somepne that desurves it like Zac Efron or Venessa Hudsens or Paris Hilton.

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