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Angelina Jolie is Seasoned Salt
Angelina Jolie is draped in dust and appears to reach for a police officer’s gun while she continues to film on location on Wednesday afternoon (March 18) in midtown Manhattan, NYC.
Salt has been filming outside the courtyard of St Bart’s Church where Angelina has been playing raven-haired femme fatale Evelyn A. Salt.
An advertisement for Wanted, picturing Angelina firing weapons was deemed to condone gun violence, Britain’s advertising watchdog said on Wednesday. The Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) ruled that the commercial gave the impression that “using guns was sexy and glamorous”.
25+ more pictures inside of Angelina Jolie as seasoned Salt…
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First!
i do hope i’m second
3rd!
PS: souliejolie needs your help! Ange u there…
M&M breaks box office record for 09 in UK. Doubles BB opening weekend.
jenfanfiction @ 03/19/2009 at 10:45 pm
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The phone rang and not recognising the number, I rolled over to pick it up. “Hello?” I said groggily.
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“Ms. Aniston?”
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“Yeah, who’s this?”
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“This is the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Scienes; we’re please to inform you that you have been nominated for an Academy Award in the category of Best Actress in a Leading Role,”
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oh,my gawd..hahahahahahahah i cant stop laughing…poor jenfans so delusional…
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I had to re-post this because it was too funny not to.
~~~waves to jenfan @ # 5~~
Oh well, another day gone… :mrgreen:
But look at the bright side! :lol: :lol: :lol:
It’s another day closer to the inevitable Jolie-Pitt meltdown.
Original Alissa is never wrong.
Love,
Alissa
BTW that was a jenifer fan fanfiiction ^^ from her fan site. I guess that’s why they hate Angelina. bwhhaahah!!!
Wtf is with people who post “first!”, it’s neither valuable or an achievement. Anyway, Ang looks good with that sort of make up imo.
Is she playing the man part here. She looks like a 50 year old tranny.
enough with Angie madness already! Why would I want to see a movie after all these posts? it’s stupid
P.S.
The scenes depicted above are just what it’s going to look like when they come to take the batshіt craaaaazy Bіtchelina away to the funny farm.
Love,
Alissa
The eggs finally get TASTY, folks?
Original ALISSA @ 03/20/2009 at 1:22 am
shut up stupid.go read some jen fanfiction!
Soooo cool , I can’t wait to see this movie
#14 I bet she’s the one writing it. bwahaha
the same pics we saw yesterday linked with a negativ story on Wanted!
how original JJ.after all the trolls need something to b*tch about.lol
BUTTON and WANTED PREVAIL! @ 03/19/2009 at 10:14 pm
WANTED
Domestic: $134,508,551 39.4%
+ Foreign: $206,924,701 60.6%
= Worldwide: $341,433,252
BENJAMIN BUTTON
Domestic: $126,609,210 39.3%
+ Foreign: $195,800,000 60.7%
= Worldwide: $322,409,210
Marley
Domestic: $142,667,427 74.2%
+ Foreign: $49,625,000 25.8%
= Worldwide: $192,292,427
Despite the N U D E cover, Aniston is still a poor loser!
Despite publicity gimmicks and stunts, Aniston can’t produce a world-wide it!
Despite the millions FOX is spending to promote Marley it still sinking in many countries!
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Brad Pitt is the WINNER!
Brad Pitt is the WINNER!
Brad Pitt is the WINNER!
Testing @ 03/20/2009 at 1:14 am
jenfanfiction @ 03/19/2009 at 10:45 pm
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The phone rang and not recognising the number, I rolled over to pick it up. “Hello?” I said groggily.
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“Ms. Aniston?”
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“Yeah, who’s this?”
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“This is the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Scienes; we’re please to inform you that you have been nominated for an Academy Award in the category of Best Actress in a Leading Role,”
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oh,my gawd..hahahahahahahah i cant stop laughing…poor jenfans so delusional…
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I had to re-post this because it was too funny not to.
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LOL. Oscar nomination for maniston? Maybe next life.
Admin, will you please Post an old Pic of brad and jennifer and attache the loonifer’s fanfiction to it. bwahahaha! Omg I just can’t get enough of this shiiit!
Original ALISSA @ 03/20/2009 at 1:15 am
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Stop making a fool of yourself again and again. :lol:
I love Angelina, but do we have to see a picture of every scene of her upcoming movie. I try to stay away from spoilers but with all the “on set” pictures” I have the feeling I’ve already seen the whole movie.
I really don’t want that.
Soo please Jared, put those pictures behind some spoiler warning or whatever but don’t take away the excitement of those who want to be surprised in the cinemas.
Reposting @ 03/20/2009 at 1:32 am
BUTTON and WANTED PREVAIL! @ 03/19/2009 at 10:14 pm
WANTED
Domestic: $134,508,551 39.4%
+ Foreign: $206,924,701 60.6%
= Worldwide: $341,433,252
BENJAMIN BUTTON
Domestic: $126,609,210 39.3%
+ Foreign: $195,800,000 60.7%
= Worldwide: $322,409,210
Marley
Domestic: $142,667,427 74.2%
+ Foreign: $49,625,000 25.8%
= Worldwide: $192,292,427
Despite the N U D E cover, Aniston is still a poor loser!
Despite publicity gimmicks and stunts, Aniston can’t produce a world-wide it!
Despite the millions FOX is spending to promote Marley it still sinking in many countries!
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Brad Pitt is the WINNER!
Brad Pitt is the WINNER!
Brad Pitt is the WINNER!
No surprise there.Brad and Angelina are INTERNATIONAL MEGA STARS! Period.
Have you guys noticed this?
JA then you reverse it and you get AJ.
If you put both groups together in the original orden you get JAJA, which it’s Yes Yes in most Germanic languages, or Haha in Spanish.
Sorry, I’m a mathematician.
Testing @ 03/20/2009 at 1:14 am
jenfanfiction @ 03/19/2009 at 10:45 pm
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The phone rang and not recognising the number, I rolled over to pick it up. “Hello?” I said groggily.
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“Ms. Aniston?”
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“Yeah, who’s this?”
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“This is the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Scienes; we’re please to inform you that you have been nominated for an Academy Award in the category of Best Actress in a Leading Role,”
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oh,my gawd..hahahahahahahah i cant stop laughing…poor jenfans so delusional…
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I had to re-post this because it was too funny not to.
~~~waves to jenfan @ # 5~~
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since you liked it so much i got you the part where she actually won the oscar! enjoy:-)
“And the Oscar goes to…Jennifer Aniston!”
”I could feel my heart thumping against my chest and it took me a few seconds to comprehend that I’d won. I saw my name on the big screen in bold letters.”……
Laniecroft @ 03/20/2009 at 1:37 am
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Goodness gracious, trailers have much more to show that these pictures!
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These pictures are just a drop in the bucket for a teaser.
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Thanks JJ for the free publicity!
Jared, why don’t you copy and paste the comments left in previous Pitt-Aniston-Jolie threads after posting anything about them? They all say the exact same things.
Original ALISSA @ 03/20/2009 at 1:15 am
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Hey!!! dj. Have you paid UNHCR US$300 yet??
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Oh BTW, care to put a dead line for when you think Brad and Angelina will officially announce their break up. Is it after Salt filming, after Cannes 09, after IB, after the awards season 09-10, after adoption of baby no. 7, after Salt release, after TOL release, after awards season 10-11 or after baby no 8?
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Oh, you must be slipping. What happened to the tick tock tick tock tick tock. Here we are. March 2009, nearly 4 years to the day Brad and Angelina were photographed together on that Kenyan Beach. tick tock tick tock tick tock and counting. Soon it will be 4 years tick tock tick tock tick tock.
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HI EVERYONE!!! I just dropped by to say hello.
March is the most busy month of the year in Japan.
People with kids are busy attending graduations, students are undergoing entrance examinations and preparing for the new school year which is April, and if you live in the warmest areas, the ever perrenial cherry blossoms are just around the corner.
Spring is here!!! I’m getting crazy. My hands are tied.
Anyways, GOD BLESS EVERYONE! Can’t post more often but our beloved family is in my heart, always.
Wow!! This woman is so beautiful.Thanks , JJ.
This woman has talent maybe another Oscar Nominee.
I love all this Publicity,Better for the movie.I say let the
fans of x write all the fanfic,That is all they have to live for.
Brad is daddy to six kids with Partner Angelina.
The man adores his family.Poor trolls are living in a Delusional
state of Mind.That is sick,thinking the x wife can even be compared
in Beauty and in Soul to Angelina.A real sick mind of the haters.
Brad has been there,done that, it has been Over for four years.
And six children later.Brad will never touch what x has, never again.
Hehe, the “Dog” movie kicked BB’s behind in the UK. Not to mention it broke the record for the year. Chew on that.
Love Angie she is the best no matter what the hater say because the troll can live without Brad and Angie
yes siree @ 03/20/2009 at 2:06 am
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delusional. :lol:
Jared -
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FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME - FIX YOUR MODERATION PROBLEM! IT’S ANNOYING AS HELL!
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/47645/angelina-jolie-tops-hottest-mum-poll-in-run-up-to-mothers-day
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Angelina Jolie Tops Hottest Mum Poll In Run Up To Mother’s Day
The super mum clinches the top spot…
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Thursday 19th Mar 2009
Angelina Jolie Tops Hottest Mum Poll In Run Up To Mother’s Day …
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Angelina Jolie has fought off stiff competition from Halle Berry and Kate Winslet to take the title of ‘Yummiest Mummy’ in a new poll.
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In a questionnaire conducted by MSN.co.uk, readers were invited to name the hottest mum in Hollywood.
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Clinching the top spot was Angelina with almost a third of the 50,000 votes cast in the week running up to Mother’s Day.
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The mum-of-six beat a long list of Hollywood A-listers, including Halle Berry and Reese Witherspoon, who both came second place with 19% of the votes each.
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Adding to her winning streak Kate Winslet came in third place with 15% of the votes and rumoured soon-to-be mum Katie Holmes finished fifth place with 5% of the votes.
Jared -
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How come my post complaining about your moderation problem shows up, but my post schooling the troll on why The Dog Flick is losing the worldwide box office wars is in moderation? See…it’s stuff like this that has the J-P fans thinking Huvane has bought you….
Trolls are living in the past.Not reality.They need to get out and get a life.I am sure Brad’s leaving little twins and the rest of children.Trolls
are sick.They stay on computer to much.They believe the lies they make up.Trolls run Angelina down so they can feel superior to her.
And trolls are nobody.They think they are Better.False,We can see what kind of people they are.
#11
geezzz
STFU!! and don’t click on the thread. You were never going to see the movie anyway, so just SHUT UP!!!
Angelina is an attention ***** no doubt!!
wanna see some old D friends and make some new JJ friend/ come join us !!! at :
http://shakeithotbitch.11.forumer.com/
Jared something wrong on your Site.
Aren’t these pretty much the same pictures that were posted a couple of days ago? Why the overkill?
worth reposting
yes siree @ 03/20/2009 at 2:06 am
Hehe, the “Dog” movie kicked BB’s behind in the UK. Not to mention it broke the record for the year. Chew on that.
passing Through @ 03/20/2009 at 12:20 am
# 484 ty @ 03/20/2009 at 12:03 am
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‘Marley & Me’ smashes box office records
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19 March 2009 4:22 AM, PDT | From Digitalspy | See recent digitalspy news
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Marley & Me has broken the record for the biggest UK opening of 2009. The comedy drama, starring Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson as a couple who adopt a hyperactive Labrador, tops the UK box office with £4.4 million in ticket sales in its first five days on release.
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ROTFLMAO. Ty is high cuz crack is wack. Sounds like Huvane has been hard at work spinning the foreign flopping of The Dog Flick. NOBODY MEASURES A FILM OPENING OVER THE COURSE OF THE FIRST FIVE DAYS OF RELEASE UNLESS IT’S OVER A HOLIDAY WEEKEND. And how many 5-day holiday “weekends” are there around the planet? Prolly zero. The fact is - TDF took in $6,178,848 opening weekend. The second fact is - the UK is a MAJOR dog-loving nation. Most modern dog breeds originate in the UK, Europe and China. Brits are well-known for having an affinity to any animal show, book or movie - All Creatures Great And Small ring any bells? Prolly not. But hey…spin away.
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BTW - Even with a $6.1MIL opening in the UK last weekend The Dog Flick only took in $13.8MIL for it’s ENTIRE foreign release in it’s SECOND WEEKEND. It only made $8.3MIL it’s first weekend. Now compare that to CCOBB which opened in foreign markets at $12.1MIL the first weekend and $32MIL the SECOND weekend and $31MIL the THIRD weekend and $21MIL the FOURTH weekend. That’s $95.1MIL over the first 4 weekends. Come back and chat with us again Sunday afternoon when The Dog Flick DOES NOT go above $20MIL…AGAIN…in it’s THIRD weekend.
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PS - The bold is for my bolded posts loving troll buddy…
http://shakeithotbitch.11.forumer.com/
http://shakeithotbitch.11.forumer.com/
worth reposting
Forever Jennifer Aniston @ 03/20/2009 at 12:05 am
DAVID FRANKEL Box office @ 03/19/2009 at 11:40 pm
DAVID FRANKEL Box office
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA
Domestic: $124,740,460 38.2%
+ Foreign: $201,809,356 61.8%
= Worldwide: $326,549,816
MARLEY AND ME
Domestic: $142,667,427 74.2%
+ Foreign: $49,625,000 25.8%
= Worldwide: $192,292,427
The Devil Wears Prada and Marley and Me are both bestsellers. Both films involve stars who should put bums in seats. Both are expected to do very well.
Is David Frankel (director of both films) losing it? If I were Fox, I would think twice before hiring him again.
hey, instead of Answering the Loonifers, lets make fun of their fanfiction. Omg, thanks Fanfiction poster. So she actually WON the Oscar in their crazy ass story. BWAHAHAHAAAH! I am laughing so hard my ass is about to fall off.
And You know that wasn’t meant to be funny. They really believe she has a chance of winning an oscar. omg Holding my ass together!
#37
PT,
I don’t know what he deal is with Jared -,if he has been bought by Huvane or not- but there is definitely a different vibe here than before. I had a post last week calling out X, and it didn’t see the light of day, but all the crazies posts get posted, no matter how vile.
And did he REALLY have to mention the UK censoring of the Wanted ads again? That is so last year. But anything to encourage the trolls to indulge in their continuing hate-fest.
Test @ 03/20/2009 at 2:26 am
And You know that wasn’t meant to be funny. They really believe she has a chance of winning an oscar.
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Man, and here I was, thinking it’s BECAUSE p doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in H*ll that its called FANtasy FICTION. LOL
this is for you anustin:
mama angie is fu.ckable sexy and glamorous with guns and dark wigs!!!
^^^^One more comment about Jared, I think he knew that haters on other sites thought that JJ was Brangelina Central, and he no longer wanted that association. So now he caters to the most malicious and vicious of the trolls. Money always talks, and will trump loyalty anyday.
Goodnight all. TTYL.
Test @ 03/20/2009 at 2:26 am
And You know that wasn’t meant to be funny. They really believe she has a chance of winning an oscar. omg Holding my ass together!
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you wanna more cuz it gets better and better…
”It felt strange to be sitting next to Brad, as one half of the couple we now were. Like an outer body experience. I had decided to join him at Sting’s after party and I couldn’t help but feel a little shy, like I was when I first met him. Thankfully Sting’s wife Trudie was there and the two of us spent time talking.”
Test @ 03/20/2009 at 2:24 am
hey, instead of Answering the Loonifers, lets make fun of their fanfiction. Omg, thanks Fanfiction poster. So she actually WON the Oscar in their crazy ass story. BWAHAHAHAAAH! I am laughing so hard my ass is about to fall off.
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ITA
here is some more…
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”I knew that Brad and I reuniting would bring a huge media onslaught but I could deal with that tomorrow. For now, I was just content living in this fragment of time. “Do you want to dance?” asked Brad and as everyone else seemed to be doing so I agreed. A familiar song began to play and everyone slowed their pace down accordingly. ”
”Unforgettable, that’s what you are
Unforgettable though near or far
Like a song of love that clings to me
How the thought of you does things to me
Never before has someone been more”
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Shakin It @ 03/20/2009 at 2:16 am
Angelina is an attention ***** no doubt!!
wanna see some old D friends and make some new JJ friend/ come join us !!! at :
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Fugly face losing friends/fans aready — hahahaha.
Had to advertise for friends and fans for your idol even on Angie’s blog. You won’t get any from here better to advertise on the losers blogs or some po*n blog, that way you’ll get plenty admirers– hahaha
A touching video of the family at link
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7954202.stm
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Richardson family attend Broadway
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The family of Natasha Richardson went to Broadway on Thursday, as theatres dimmed their lights in a tribute to the actress.
The 45-year-old actress died following a skiing accident in Canada on Monday.
Her husband Liam Neeson, mother Vanessa Redgrave, and other family members, were joined by stars such as Sarah Jessica Parker who came out to show their support.
Richardson was well known for her stage work, winning a Tony Award for her performance in the musical Cabaret in New York.
Angie is a great actress,. She doesn’t mind getting dirty and dusty if the role calls for it, that is one of the reasons I love her. You will never see maniston playing roles like this, too shallow and vain plus can’t act. I am desperately looking forward to this movie.
Natasha Richardson R.I.P.
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thx for sharing!
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dulcinea13 @ 03/20/2009 at 2:53 am
A touching video of the family at link
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7954202.stm
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jen fan pain BA fan joy
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Thank you for the link, not surprised she is voted top mom, she is fantastic, even Brad said Angie can do anything. She is so organised and has super energy.
gone are those days when this site is fun and the fan use word of wisdom. But what do not change is the troll on Brad and Angie thread 24/7/365 with their useless comment.
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Well here is some fanfic written by rica and some other fan when you stroll down you will see them.
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http://justjared.buzznet.com/gossip/2006/02/brad_pitt_nyc.php#comments
Tks JJ. I’ts been 2/3 days did not see or hear any from JP. Nice to see pictures. Hope to see the kids soon. Hello to all JP fans
looks good!
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gossip/2006/02/brad_pitt_nyc.php#comments
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POST 623
here is another site for Brad&Angie fanfic
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http://brangelinadreams.blogspot.com/
This is at least the third time that Tim Gunn has praised Angie. Love him.
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http://www.timeout.com/newyork/articles/spring-fashion/72551/say-what
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Who’s the best-dressed woman in Hollywood?
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“There may be hordes of wonderfully dressed women in Hollywood, but we simply don’t see them, so my pick is colored by who’s in the tabloids frequently. My vote goes to Angelina Jolie. She always looks fabulous and sophisticated on the red carpet, but I respond best to her everyday attire. She understands all of the essentials for getting fashion right: silhouette, proportion and fit; occasion appropriateness; and age appropriateness. I adore her and I salute her!”—Tim Gunn, chief executive officer of LCI, and Project Runway host
fanfic by judy its fun credit judy
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Angelina took a quick shower and walked to her bed, she did not feel well; she felt dizzy and wanted to throw up but it was natural, it was because of her pregnancy, she had not told brad yet, she was waiting for the right moment but it never came
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Hi everyone
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This is a brad/Angelina fan fiction and I do hope you’re enjoying reading it.
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Angelina took a quick shower and walked to her bed, she did not feel well; she felt dizzy and wanted to throw up but it was natural, it was because of her pregnancy, she had not told brad yet, she was waiting for the right moment but it never came. The last few weeks hadn’t been easy, he was never there and she was being distant, she knew that it was wrong and that they had to find some time for each other but where to start?
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Her cell phone rang pulling her out of her thoughts.
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Angelina: “Hello?”
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Amy: “Hi Angie, it’s Amy”
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Angelina: “Oh hi Amy, how you doing?”
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Amy: “Fine. You got my message?”
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Angelina: “Yes, I’m sorry I didn’t call you back, I’ve been busy, taking care of the kids…”
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Amy: “It’s okay Angie, I understand…have you told brad yet about your pregnancy?”
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Angelina: “No, not yet…I was thinking of telling him tonight” she uttered nervously
Amy: “Don’t worry, it’s gonna be fine, he’ll be thrilled!”
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Angelina: “Yeah…I hope so”
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Amy: “Bob and I are having a garden party on Saturday; I called to invite you so will you and brad be there?”
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Angelina: “I promise you we’ll be there” she said with a soft smile
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Amy: “All right, take care Angie…call me Okay?”
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Angelina: “I will…bye”
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She hang up the phone and sighed heavily, she walked to the window silently and looked at the full moon outside. She was once again lost in her thoughts.
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Okay, wanna know more? Just review
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Brad dragged himself up the stairs half conscious; he stood next to his kid’s room and turned the doorknob to see that the kids were sleeping soundly. He closed the door and made his way to his room.
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Angelina saw brad at the door looking pale and exhausted, he stepped into the room and started to undress “why is it so hot in hear?” he questioned talking more to himself to Angelina
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She walked to him very worried she cupped his cheek “brad are you okay? You don’t look well” she asked examining his face
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He put his hand on her cheek, fingers brushing lightly against her skin and he knew he loved her more than anything else on earth. Those large green eyes looking back at him. He came closer to her wrapping his arms around her waist his lips caught hers.
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Angelina felt like they were taken back to the first time, when she felt that spark, the only person she’d ever felt that with and they took the kiss deeper as his tongue slid against hers dipping into her mouth.
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Brad met Angelina’s gaze with lust filled eyes as he lifted her off the ground. Wrapping her legs around his hips and her arms around his neck she crushed her lips against his letting him carry her to bed.
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Slowly laying her body down, keeping his mouth against hers, his right hand slid down her body to her waist and to the tie that held her robe closed. He undid the knot, using his hand to pull the front open leaving her to lie bare under him. Bringing his arm around her waist, he gently lifted her out of the bathrobe, pressing her against his chest as the robe fell from her body. Tossing it aside, he placed her back down on the bed. She felt him kissing her again stealing her breath; he devoured her quickly and hungrily. Like a man starving for his last meal. Her thighs open and waiting for him he pushed inside her like a starving wolf. And then the lovemaking began…
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Hours later Brad was still laying on her, loving her over and over again making up for all the nights he spent away from her. Angelina completely lost in his touch and soft caresses despite her extreme fatigue felt more alive and happy than ever.
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More hours had slipped away and Angelina could take no more of it; Feeling more than exhausted she whispered weakly “brad”.
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Brad was used to utterances of his name from her lips at moments like this, and merely took it as a sign of encouragement to continue - which he did.
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“Brad…you have to-stop …I can’t breath” she began again, trying to make her voice sound more insistent, but failing miserably. Half conscious she whispered to him “I’m…pregnant”
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Brad surprised of what he just heard lifted his head to look at her. She was unconscious…
At the hospital brad sat in the waiting room worried and scared for Angelina, he’s been waiting for two hours now, it was four a.m and no doctor have come to see him yet.
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A few minutes later a doctor came to him
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“How is she?” brad asked more worried than ever
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“Don’t worry Mr. Pitt, she’ll be alright, still weak but she’ll be out of the hospital today.”
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“What about the baby?… She’s pregnant”
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“Yes, we ran some blood tests that revealed that she was indeed pregnant” the doctor started “and we had an OB-Gyn come see your wife, he confirmed that there was no problem with the child” the doctor reassured him
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“She was dehydrated and we needed to get an Intravenous drip into her but she’s better now” she added
Brad felt relieved to know that everything was okay, but he still needed to see her and be at her side
“Can I see her?” he asked
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“I’m sorry Mr. Pit she said she didn’t want to see anyone”
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Shocked brad asked “why doesn’t she want to see me?”
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“She’s obviously tired, maybe you should wait until later” the doctor explained not sure what else to tell him
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Brad nodded in understanding, after the doctor left he sat on a chair and sighed heavily, he took his cell phone and called home to check on his kids than called George who came immediately to the hospital.
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“How is she?” George asked his friend
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“She’s fine; the doctor said she’ll be out today” he said quietly “it’s all my fault…she was exhausted and I just made her feel worse” he added weakly, tears filling his eyes.
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“Come on, how could it be your fault, you didn’t know” George said and sat next to him
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Brad turned to face him with an angry look
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“George what the hell were you thinking?… I should never have taken what you gave me to drink”
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“Hey, look don’t blame this on me I just wanted to help”
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“I’m not blaming you for anything, I…” he breathed heavily “she doesn’t want to see me” he added looking at the ground.
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“Well maybe I should talk to her” George suggested
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“What makes you think she would want to see you” brad said lifting his eyes to look at him
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“I’m not gonna ask for permission” he said walking to her room, he entered and shut the door.
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The room was warm and quiet as brad sat on the bed next to his wife who slept soundly. He brought his hand to her face and stared caressing her cheek, he smiled and carefully removed some hair from her face with his hand. She looked so peaceful he wondered what she was dreaming about.
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He slowly rose from the bed and walked out of the room, he went downstairs to see pax who was playing with his toys.
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“Daddy!” Pax said running towards him
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“Hey champ!” brad said lifting him up.
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“Is mommy okay?” Pax asked resting his head on his father’s shoulder.
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“Of course she’s okay, buddy don’t worry” brad told him with a smile.
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A few minutes had passed when Angelina slowly emerged from what, to her, seemed to be a really deep sleep, it wasn’t until after a few more seconds that she realized that she was back home laying on her bed.
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She looked around to see if brad was still there but he wasn’t, she laid her head back ‘no wonder why he’s not here, I haven’t said a word to him since…’ she thought to herself, images of the previous night coming back to her…
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Flash back
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They lie entwined on the bed, their bodies still joined “my angel” he whispered breathlessly to her as she trailed her fingernails along his bare back.
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She had lost track of how, many times they had made love, The only thing she was certain of was that this was truly ecstasy, This was heaven, a heaven she didn’t want to end yet she knew she had to, she was feeling more than exhausted, she felt dizzy and could hardly breath, she needed him to stop, she tried by asking him weakly in a whisper but he didn’t let go of her , she tried again but in vain, half unconscious she muttered to him “I’m pregnant” just before fainting.
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“You’re awake” brad said entering the room bringing her out of her thoughts. “How are you feeling?” he asked sitting on the side of the bed hoping that she would talk to him
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“Better” she answered quietly avoiding his gaze “for how long was I asleep?” she asked sitting up
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“Almost all day, you seemed like you needed to rest”
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“I did… I haven’t seen the kids today, where are they?”
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“They’re downstairs, the nanny is here, and she’s taking good care of them” he said reassuringly
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“I’m gonna go see them” she said getting up
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“You sure you don’t need any help?” he asked hesitantly not sure of how she would take this
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“I’m fine Bradley, I already told you; I feel much better” she answered and left the room
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Angelina walked downstairs with smile on her face, seeing Maddox and Pax playing on the floor.
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Looking up and seeing their mother, their faces brightened “Mommy!” Maddox cried and ran to her, Angie immediately knelt to his level, receiving her son in her arms, seconds later Pax joined them.
“Did you miss me?” she asked softly pulling back to regard her sons
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They both nodded “are you ill mommy?” Pax asked examining her face.
“I’m not, sweetie… I was a bit tired but now I’m okay, don’t worry” she answered stroking his hair.
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“Where are Shiloh and Zahara?”
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“They’re upstairs with Nanny Jessica” Maddox answered
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“Did your daddy called her to stay with you?” she asked turning her gaze upstairs
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“Mmhmm,” Maddox answered “Daddy wanted to take care of you only …so he called for her to stay with us” he added quietly
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Angelina smiled softly as she imagined brad taking care of her day and night, answering for her every need, her smile faded away as she remembered that she was still very angry with him, she slowly stood up and made her way upstairs to check on her little girls.
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A couple of weeks had passed and Angelina got better thanks to brad’s caring, he was there for her every time and every minute she needed him, he had spent the first couple of days insisting on helping her with every little thing and with time she gave up and accepted his help though she blamed him for what happened, deep inside she ached to be close to him like they used to be…to feel his arms around her again and hear his sweet words she needed so much.
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Angie sat on the sofa holding Maddox to her.
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“So today’s a big day huh? Going to go to the zoo with Daddy right?” Maddox looked at her sadly than bowed his head
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“What’s wrong baby?” she asked softly
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“I don’t wanna go to the zoo… I am -sad”
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“Why is that sweetie?” she questioned with concern
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Maddox lifted his eyes to look at her “because…Daddy is unhappy”
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“Did he tell you that?” Angie uttered tears filling her eyes
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Maddox shook his head “No. I saw him crying, he thought I haven’t seen him but I have”
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“He asked why you hurt him and…” he added still looking at her
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“And what?” she asked eagerly
“And he said ‘love you so much, Angie’ cause that’s what Daddy calls you”
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Hot tears cascaded down her cheeks as she pulled her son into a hug.
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“Mommy?” Angelina looked down at him “don’t you love daddy anymore?”
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“Of course I do sweetheart” she answered through sobs.
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“I want him to be happy again” he muttered quietly pulling back from her embrace
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Angelina smiled to him and wiped her tears away “I promise you I’m going to do everything I can to make him so”
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“Really” he asked happily.
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“Yeah” she said with a laugh, hugging him again
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“But you mustn’t tell him about it okay? It’ll be our little secret” Maddox nodded with a smile
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Brad sighed slumping his shoulders as he rested his back against the door. He wasn’t sure how much longer he could take this. Running a hand through his hair he frowned. “I don’t know if I have the strength to see you angry at me anymore Angie. I miss you.”
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He sighed before turning around and slipping his key into the lock and opening the door. He frowned when he saw her sitting there just out of reach on a couch reading. She glanced up from her book when she heard the door open. Her eyes locked with his. He wanted to say something but kept his mouth shut, he didn’t want to upset her further. What if something he said got her angrier than she already was.
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Brad turned around to begin walking away from her when her voice stopped him in his tracks. “Wait.” He froze for a second before turning around and facing her. “Yeah?” She stood up closing her book and walking over to him. “We need to talk.” He almost winced when he heard her voice. She sounded angry. Brad frowned, wondering what it was that she wanted to talk to him about but knowing deep in his mind that this didn’t sound good. He watched her walk over to him. “Angie-.” She cut him off by placing a finger to his lips. She kept it there for a moment before her eyes softened and he could have sworn he saw the beginnings of tears in her beautiful eyes. “Angie?” He said again wondering what he had done wrong this time. He didn’t want to see her cry.
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She looked down for a moment then launched herself in his arms wrapping her arms around his waist. He stilled wondering what was going on. “I’m sorry” she whispered holding him tightly. Brad lifted her face with his finger. “Angie are you okay?” She nodded giving him a smile. “I am so sorry. I didn’t realize how upset I made you.” He fell silent tears started filling his eyes, he had dreamed of this moment for weeks, and now that it was finally happening he didn’t know what to say or do. She looked up at him with a desperate look “Brad, please say something…I really regret what I’ve said and done, please forgive me” He looked down at her and shook his head giving her a determined look. “No it’s my fault too, I hurt you.” She smiled. “No Brad. It’s hurt more to stay away from you.” She smiled before leaning up and brushing her lips against his. It took him a second before he kissed her back showing her how much he missed her and loved her. He broke the kiss and pressed his head against hers “do you love me?” he asked closing his eyes, she wiped away the tears that kept falling “I love you, so much” she breathed and pulled him for another heart blowing kiss. They broke the kiss as she pressed her lips against neck murmuring against it. “Let’s get married.” He raised an eyebrow in confusion. “We’re already married.” She smiled snuggling into his chest. “It was just a certificate. I want a real wedding with a white dress and cake taller than me…” He smiled wrapping his arms around her. He whispered “let’s do it” before bringing his lips to hers and kissing her again.
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The preparations for the wedding lasted weeks even though they had help from the others. Angelina took care of the invitations and the flowers while Brad watched the children.
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Angie couldn’t help being excited and waited eagerly for the day to come; her friends helped her choosing the perfect dress shoes and the jewelry. Time seemed longer than it was to her but there was only two days left. Brad noticed that she was working too hard for their wedding day and he couldn’t bear having her away from him all day so he thought of an idea to get her attention and have her near him again, it took him all the afternoon and some help from the kids but he managed to do everything as he planned it
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Angelina sat in the kitchen talking on the phone when Brad approached her and kissed her neck softly, she smiled as he nipped his way down her shoulder “Kate, let me call you back, I gotta…deal with something” she said and hang up before turning to look at him.
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He smiled gently and said “I’ve got a surprise for you” she smiled back suspiciously than followed him out of the kitchen where she saw that he had prepared a candle lit dinner for her and had hung hearts of different sizes from their ceiling from different lengths. He had cut out 21 hearts- 20 each said “5%” on one side and on the other, reasons why he loved her such as “your smile.” The biggest heart hanging at the entrance to their room said “22%” and “I love you for being you.” It added up to 122%.
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She look at him with surprise, ’it’s so romantic’ she thought as she threw her arms around him “there is something else I want to show you” he whispered releasing her from his embrace. He opened their bedroom door and saw his wife’s reaction when she saw Zahara and Shiloh standing there, both of them holding six red roses in their hand with a huge smile on their faces and the Bed was covered with scattered rose petals. She stared at Brad than at their little girls silently, she was so overwhelmed she couldn’t find the words to express it but she could feel tears of joy well up in her eyes. Brad cupped her jaw line and kissed her lightly wiping away the single tear that escaped her lashes. She pulled away slightly to look into his eyes “Thank you” she whispered softly than took the flowers and hugged her little girls. “Daddy, can we have some ice-cream now?” Zahara asked “you will, after dinner” he told them both than looked at Angie with embarrassment “Girls, why don’t you go downstairs and we’ll be there in a minute” Angie said softly and they obeyed immediately. Brad faced Angelina with a nervous smile “Well, I needed their help so I promised them some ice-cream if they did-” she interrupted him by crushing her lips against his in a passionate kiss and it took him two seconds before he kissed her back, holding her close and having her body pressed against his as she moved sensually against him. He pulled away for a second and looked into her eyes which were dark with desire as she looked back into his and saw them full of lust. He murmured her name softly before devouring her mouth not leaving her a second to breath, she tried to say something, he knew that, but he didn’t let her break their kiss, once he had her on the bed and moved his lips to her throat he heard her speak “Brad… we can’t” he started undoing the button of her shirt as she tried again to resist “The kids- are alone downstairs…we can’t just-” he captured her lips with his silencing her, she felt weak and incapable of stopping him, at least not with her body; it betrayed her mind as she moaned deeply in response to his touch, she kept breathing some words to make him listen but he kept going until she surrounded.
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While Brad and Angelina were lost in their passionate moment, their children sat together in the kitchen
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“He said we would have ice cream” Zahara said with a look of sadness
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“We have to wait until after dinner” Pax answered her
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“I want to have some now!” she walked to the refrigerator and tried to open the icebox “Don’t!” Maddox warned her “they’ll get angry at you!” he added
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“Can YOU go ask them? Please… maybe they’ll say yes this time” she begged until he accepted and walked upstairs.
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Brad laid on his wife’s body kissing and nipping her lips softly while she smiled delightfully at him “I love you” she breathed kissing him back. He looked at her for a moment than buried his face in her hair and kissed it like he usually enjoys doing “I love you too, oh how I love you” he said in a passionate tone when Maddox opened their bedroom door, Brad quickly got off her and turned to see Maddox standing there innocently looking at them.
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“Dad-” he started than paused and stared at his parents with a questioning look “Why did you go to sleep now?” he blinked before adding “it’s not time for bed yet, is it?”
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Angelina stared in shock covering herself with the blanket than turned to Brad who looked amused “It’s been a very tiring day for your mother and I, we need our sleep” Maddox looked at them and nodded with a smile “Daddy, can we have some ice-cream now please?” he asked than turned to his mother “Please?” she nodded to brad than told her son “all right, wait outside and we’ll be there in a jiffy, okay?”
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Maddox nodded again and left the room closing the door behind him, she sighed heavily throwing her head back on her pillow, she turned to brad who chuckled letting her pull him down for a kiss “you should have seen the look on your face when he-” “shut up” she said interrupting him with a long passionate kiss. The minute after they hurriedly got dressed and went to eat with their kids
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Brad’s eyes opened in the quiet of the early morning. He turned over to the empty side of the bed before his mind caught up with the day and realised Angelina was staying in their home while George had put him up for the traditional “don’t see the bride before the ceremony” time.
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He rolled over on to his back and put his hands behind his head. He hadn’t really slept well over night, due to excitement, which he found surprising. They had been together for years now, and he thought that this was a lovely romantic notion. Brad was thoughtful as he lay there. He was actually excited! He was marrying the woman he loved. Even after six children – three natural, and three biological, he could hardly contain his excitement.
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That excitement drove him to his feet and in to his morning routine. There was no doubt in his mind, the marriage ceremony was more important than most people realised. No, he thought, not the ceremony, what it represented. People didn’t really think about it. Dismissing it as a lovely romantic idea whose sentiments didn’t prepare you for the stark reality of life with another person. Or for the cynical people, a party and a chance for a piss-up at someone else’s expence.
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But Brad knew, and he believed Angelina knew as well, that the ceremony was a beginning. An opportunity to build once more on what they had together. A re-commitment, made in public in front of all their friends and family, that what they had was special and real beyond what words could express. That’s why he had been too excited to sleep well. Their love had been good and deep and true. Now it would be that a new fourth dimension had been added. The realisation that their love was linear, occupying both time moving forward from beginnings, as well as the knowledge that as long as either had conscious self awareness as people, that this commitment would remain. And if, by faith, they accepted the eternity of creation from a loving God, then that’s how long their love would last.
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Brad smiled at himself. It was unusual for him to delve into philosophical musings like this, but he knew that Angelina loved him. The knowledge that he loved her simply completed the promise that they would make today. One that Brad knew in his innermost being, was going to be the most sacred of oaths.
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“Hey Brad! You up man?” came George’s yell as he knocked on the door.
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“Yeah, up and rarin’ to go.” Brad replied. George came through the door already in dress pants and shirt, while Brad was still in pyjamas.
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“I’ll shower and change after a quick breakfast.”
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“Too nervous to eat in your good clothes in case you spill something?” said George with a grin.
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“Why take a chance?” Brad smilingly replied. “I like to reduce my risks.” The two friends looked at each other.
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“It’s going to be great, you know.” said George. “You two are so great together.” Brad pulled him in to a quick, manly hug.
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“Thanks man.” The two friends parted to complete their preparations.
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“How are you children coming along?” Angelina asked as she came into the bedroom. She had a smile on her face that she had been wearing since she woke. Today was THE day, and Angelina could just sing she was so happy.
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“We’re doing fine Mom!” Maddox replied. “Almost ready to dress.”
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“Yeah Mom!” came the distant chorus of Pax and Zahara.
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“Not before breakfast.” Angelina reminded them. “I’m going to see how Maria’s getting along with Shiloh, Knox, and Vivienne. Don’t dawdle, we have to be out of here by 10:00 am. The Limousine’s will be here sooner than you think. Remember, we have a half hour drive to the lake.”
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“We got it made in the shade. Don’t have a cow, man.” Maddox often mixed his metaphors. He was devoted to the animated show, The Simpson’s, and would often use catch phrases from the show mixed with expressions from the older friends of his parents.
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Angelina just smiled at him and ruffled his hair before returning to her tour of the house to check on the progress of the preparations each member of the family was making. Shortly a couple of her bridesmaids would be arriving to assist with make-up and the wedding dress. With so much to do she should have been a lot more anxious, but she couldn’t think of much else but the day. It would be as perfect as she could make it, but she remembered that perfection didn’t guarantee happiness. If some things went wrong they would make good stories for later. The day was to be enjoyed without stressing over the small stuff.
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At the lake the work crew had put the finishing touches to the canopy above the pier and the seating around the lake shore. All the sound system had been tested, the facilities installed and the dining area finished under the marquees. The flooring was all secured and the orchestra’s area was ready. Long convoys of catering trucks were unloading and the chefs in the giant kitchen tent were hard at work preparing the food that would keep for later in refridgeration. The cooking ranges were being heated for those cooked foods that would later be served cold – ordoerves and other finger food – to the guests as they arrived. The ranges would be kept hot for adjustments to the heat to be consistent by the time the main meals would be cooked for the reception. Angelina had made the decisions, but she had worked through a wedding planner. The wedding planner had great connections, especially where money was thrown at her with such conviction.
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Perfect weather, perfect romantic setting. Trees in the background and a soft breeze, beautiful clear blue sky. Still lake with birds calling to each other as they went about their business. Small animals that had grown used to the prescence of humans could be seen in the distance, foraging.
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The children would be part of the wedding party, and they were all looking forward to it.
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George and Brad arrived early and mingled with other early arrivals. They intended to take up their positions only in the last few minutes. As they looked around they could see that everything was as perfect as it could possibly be. The whole area was laid out in a broad scope and in order; as the parts of the service would focus on one area at a time. There was a broad aisle between the seating that led onto the pier and the seating was arrayed in a horseshoe shape which was dictated by the shoreline. Even though there were some 300 guests, given the length of shore they still managed to limit the depth of the rows to five, with small aisles allowing ready access. The table where they would sign the registry was set up under a canopy as you stepped onto the shore from the pier. The acoustics would be perfect given the flat surface of the water.
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Photographs were going to be taken in the lovely park gardens further around the shore while the guests were sitting to dine. It was all in convenient long walking distance, but in order to preserve outfits, golf carts had been hired to save time in moving the bridal party and families.
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Dining area and dance floor were convenient to one another, with beautiful natural wood decking, having been competently trued by laser sight for a level dancing surface. All the surrounds were manicured so that it seemed even the grass had been combed to lie in the same direction.
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The guests all seemed to arrive in the space of half an hour, but that was simply appearance. Most of the guests did, but there were still a few who came later, though in good time for the beginning of the ceremony.
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George noticed that Brad started to get more nervous as the number of people around them increased, so George diverted him with conversation as much as possible but didn’t allow him to have more than a small glass of sherry. When their children arrived in care of two nannies, which was for the benefit of the younger ones, George guided Brad to the Pier and up to the Lectern area their celebrant had had constructed at the end. The Pier was abnormally broad for the use it had, which was because it had been purpose built for the occasion, but would remain for the use of others afterward.
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‘Not long to go now Brad. The first day of the rest of your life.’ Brad smiled genuinely, but it was obvious that he was tense. Not in a bad way, but his adrenaline was spiking with excitement.
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‘Yes, it’s really amazing. We’ve got six kids and we’ve been together for years, but it’s like its all new.’ George quirked a smile.
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‘Would you like an absolutely unforgettable memory that you’ll take to your grave?’ Brad was curious and just nodded his head.
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‘Stand in position facing down the Pier and close your eyes. I’ll tell you when to open them, and the first sight of your bride as she walks toward you in full bridal dress is something you will never forget.’
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So Brad adopted his position in front of the celebrant facing down the Pier and closed his eyes. George stood beside him talking. When the bridal limousine arrived he described what was happening as Angelina alighted and arranged her gown and had more photographs taken. Then finally turning toward the pier the orchestra struck up a traditional wedding march and she slowly processed toward the Pier. Her attendants (all her children with the younger ones in the arms of the nannies) streamed out behind her and a little flower girl, wearing a deep red garland in her hair, strewed rose petals before her from a basket.
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George kept describing the scene and as Angelina stepped onto the Pier he said.
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‘Alright Brad, blink your eyes as you open them and look at your bride.’
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George’s advice had been good as eyes had grown a little sensitive to the sun. Once he was able to focus his eyes widened in shock. Angelina’ head was erect with her eyes looking at Brad. Poised and beautiful in her long flowing gown she was a vision of loveliness. Her hair was done up leaving a tail splayed to one side. The veil descending from a diamond tiara that was purchased for the gown spread around her bare shoulders. The train was supported by her three older children. There was her trademark wide smile revealing her feelings for the moment.
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Brad was shocked to find his eyes filling with tears. A completely spontaneous response to the intensity of his emotions, he could see Angelina’s eyes glisten as she came up beside him. Brad looked at George and mouthed, “Thanks pal.”. George just grinned and laughed silently.
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Moving behind the couple as the children arranged the train and moved back, he heard the celebrant begin the service. He wasn’t really listening, but was thinking of the events leading to this moment. He knew they were hopelessly in love with each other and their family. As the ceremony progressed he felt a little guilty about his part in their misunderstanding. He knew he had been forgiven, but he was very glad that it had led to this beautiful wedding. They deserved all the happiness in the world. They had something special. Deep ties and a love that went way beyond the superficial. They were together on so many levels.
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He stepped forward on the cue from the celebrant and handed over the rings. It was almost over, but it had only begun. The day would end. The love would not.
If you are bored their are many fanfic by COLD HARD MATH
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http://justjared.buzznet.com/2006/07/29/brad-angelina-visit-wildlife-farm/all-comments/#comments
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stroll down to number 167 downward enjoy
yes siree @ 03/20/2009 at 2:06 am Hehe, the “Dog” movie kicked BB’s behind in the UK. Not to mention it broke the record for the year. Chew on that.
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Reposting @ 03/20/2009 at 1:32 am
BUTTON and WANTED PREVAIL! @ 03/19/2009 at 10:14 pm
WANTED
Domestic: $134,508,551 39.4%
+ Foreign: $206,924,701 60.6%
= Worldwide: $341,433,252
BENJAMIN BUTTON
Domestic: $126,609,210 39.3%
+ Foreign: $195,800,000 60.7%
= Worldwide: $322,409,210
Marley
Domestic: $142,667,427 74.2%
+ Foreign: $49,625,000 25.8%
= Worldwide: $192,292,427
Despite the N U D E cover, Aniston is still a poor loser!
Despite publicity gimmicks and stunts, Aniston can’t produce a world-wide it!
Despite the millions FOX is spending to promote Marley it still sinking in many countries
THAT IS THE REALITY.. IF the Dog Flick surpasses TCCBB and WANTED then you can come back and post your UGLY idol’s box office count in the meantime GET LOST!!
Why are these pictures being reposted. Jared just put them up a couple of days ago. I don’t understand why people are making a big deal about the Wanted commercial. The dvd has been out for months in the UK.
louisa @ 03/20/2009 at 5:54 am Why are these pictures being reposted. Jared just put them up a couple of days ago. I don’t understand why people are making a big deal about the Wanted commercial. The dvd has been out for months in the UK.
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Well you see it’s becoz they banned the the WANTED trailer in UK and that’s a big deal to JENHAGS ..bwahahahhaha they are so desperate about their idol being dumped for the 100th times so HUVANE called Jared and asked him to post that article so JENHAGS and their idol THE HAG will not be looking so pathetic and will divert the attention to Angelina Jolie .. bwahahhahah ANISTON THE DUMPEE OF THE CENTURY
What a gorgeous woman even when dirty. Damn I’m pretty sure she’ll be sexy with white hair too. I know some trolls mistook Angelinas white dusty wig for Jen but really this was to good to pass up.
Shakin It @ 03/20/2009 at 2:16 am Angelina is an attention ***** no doubt!!
wanna see some old D friends and make some new JJ friend/ come join us !!! at :
http://shakeithotbitch.11.forumer.com/
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Jezz HAG why don’t you post that site in FuglyFemale and D-listedlooney guarantee you’ll make a lot of hits over there.. they love reading LIES and bad FICTION about Brad & Angelina they live for it.. wrong move posting it here.. jenhags are really BRAINDEAD.
Now that i gave you the tips get lost and start posting it over there.
#66 dulcinea13 @ 03/20/2009 at 4:25 am
This is at least the third time that Tim Gunn has praised Angie. Love him.
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http://www.timeout.com/newyork/articles/spring-fashion/72551/say-what
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He’s a big time Angie fan like us :-)~
I adore him!
Man this blog is going to La La land, CAA heaven and Baby Jane’s hired help. Posting bad fan fic of the hens is surreal. Just Jared posting old news to diss Mama Angie’s movie( the troll kept trying to get his attention), which is a world-wide blockbuster. Too bad he did not post about Peeboy writing a tell all about Baby Jane waxing her facial hair, 6 hours of yoga a day, 4 hours a day on her coarse hair to make it straight, 2 hours of chanting to the shrine of Brad in her basement while boiling a bunny. Perspective Jared, Perspective.
bdj - Too bad he did not post about Peeboy writing a tell all about Baby Jane
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Because it’s not true. John is suing Star over printing that BS.
http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/entertainment/movies/duplicity-aside-heres-our-top-10-spy-couples-41553687.html
The movies teach us that being a spy is pretty awesome.
The guns. The cars. The cars with guns. It’s a fast-paced life full of danger and intrigue and tight-fitting costumes.
The movies also teach us that being in a relationship is positive, too. The cars. The conversations. The conversations in cars. On the way to the mall. Again.
When you put spies and relationships together, you get spy couples — and there is definitely nothing wrong with those. I
7. Spy Game (2001)
Spy Couple: Nathan D. Muir and Tom Bishop
Dossier: Retiring CIA operative Muir (Robert Redford) must use all his tricks to come to the aid of protegé Tom Bishop (Brad Pitt), who has been captured by the Chinese government while trying to rescue an Englishwoman he is in love with, and will soon be executed for espionage.
Spy Chemistry: Sure they’re not really a couple, but throughout the flashback scenes where we learn all about Muir’s training of Bishop, there’s a ton of chemistry and tension flying around. Plus, we’re thinking a lot of their falling out might have been because Muir was a little jealous that Bishop had feelings for someone other than him.
1. Mr. and Mrs. Smith (2005)
Spy Couple: John and Jane Smith
Dossier: John (Brad Pitt) and Jane (Angelina Jolie) are a bored married couple about one good argument away from divorce. Things change for the sexy when they learn that they’re both world-renowned assassins who have been hired to kill each other by competing agencies.
Spy Chemistry: Everyone knows spies are incredibly sexy. Well, assassins are like spies covered in sexy sauce. When you get Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie playing assassins together, crazy things happen. Uh, in the movie, we mean.
Reasoning
Sure troll, sure. Peeboy is doing enough blogging and twittering. Throwing hints to the dense hens. Decipher troll, decipher. It is all in the secret code.
i wanna see this movie
http://www.incentria.com/index.php?ref=nikomilinko
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/5019589/Angelina-Jolie-voted-Yummiest-Mum-In-The-Movies.html
Angelina Jolie voted ‘Yummiest Mum In The Movies’
Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie has been voted the “yummiest mum” in film in a new survey.
You know Huvane and the rabid hens were hoping Baby Jane came in first on this poll.
The 33-year-old pipped real life love rival Jennifer Aniston to the title with British actress Rachel Weisz completing the top three.
Jolie grabbed the top spot for her role in recent movie Changeling in a poll of more than 1,000 of its members by Lovefilm.com, to mark Mother’s Day.
The Top 10 Yummy Mummies In The Movies:
1. Angelina Jolie, Changeling 19 per cent
http://www.firstshowing.net/2009/03/19/another-first-look-at-angelina-jolie-in-phillip-noyces-salt/
http://www.firstshowing.net/2009/03/19/another-first-look-at-angelina-jolie-in-phillip-noyces-salt/
Another First Look at Angelina Jolie in Phillip Noyce’s Salt
Usually I wouldn’t run a random photo like this, but it just really caught my eye, and I had to feature it. Something about the way it’s composed and the way Jolie looks and the back story behind the scene really just intrigued me. Although those first photos of Jolie made her look quite gorgeous, I prefer to see more photos of her in action, like this one. It’s this kind of imagery that will actually get me more interested in Salt, not beautiful photos of Jolie. I need to know more about the action, and so far it’s looking really good. In addition to Jolie, co-stars Liev Schreiber
and Chiwetel Ejiofor were both present at the shoot as well.
hahaha..
no matter what you say, im still a BRANGELINA fan!
http://www.fashion.ie/aggregator/gossip/156729-brad-pitt-s-new-film-hottest-mom-angelina-jolie
No Baby Jane, only in a lame movie
Brad Pitt is set to star in another tongue-twister of a movie after signing on for the adaptation of Leanne Shapton’s book Important Artifacts and Personal Property From the Collection of Lenore Doolan and Harold Morris, Including Books, Street Fashion and Jewelry.
The actor seems to enjoy long titles after fronting The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, which earned him an Oscar nomination. For Important Artifacts, he’ll star alongside Natalie Portman.
Pitt and Portman will share producing duties on the project, according to Daily Variety. The actor will play fictitious photographer Hal Morris and Portman will take on the role of Lenore Doolan, a New
Brad Pitt’s New Film, ‘Hottest Mom’ Angelina Jolie
http://www.fashion.ie/aggregator/gossip/156729-brad-pitt-s-new-film-hottest-mom-angelina-jolie
Meanwhile, Angelina Jolie is the hottest mom in showbiz, according to a new online poll. The mother-of-six topped a survey carried out by MSN.co.uk to find Hollywood’s sexiest parent, landing 29 per cent of the votes registered.
Halle Berry and Reese Witherspoon shared second place, ahead of Kate Winslet and Katie Holmes.
The full list - compiled to mark Mother’s Day in UK on Sunday - is as follows:
1: Angelina Jolie
2: Halle Berry and Reese Witherspoon
4: Kate Winslet
5: Jennifer Garner
6: Katie Holmes
7: Gwyneth Paltrow
8: Cate Blanchett
Reasoning @ 03/20/2009 at 7:55 am
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Don’t hold your breath. It ls extremely diffcult (and EXPENSIVE) for a public figure to maintain this kind of a lawsuit (defamation would be the logical cause of action). And we all know John Boy’s reputation for pinching a penny until it screams, so I doubt you’ll be seeing him in court anytime soon. Yes, his rep issued a statement saying the story was false and decrying Star, but you just know John Boy is loving having his MEiston time in the spotlight extended without actually having to be SEEN with her.
Whether true or not, the article was funny as Hel!. Curiously, parts of it also had the distinct stench of Huvaniston, especially the part where John Boy supposedly said that Jen was “the best he’s ever had in bed,” and the even more ridiculous part about him taking so many photos of her because he found her “incredibly beautiful.” Yeah, right! I believe that about as much as I believe he isn’t feverishly using every available connection to try to meet Megan Fox even as we speak.
PT. Happened to me last week when I called Jen out over the Elle interview. Lost in moderation!
Seriously thinking about leaving. Thought maybe, just maybe this would be one site that would remain unbiased…
Back to Ange. Oh mama…she looks yummy even covered with dust!
Lucky, lucky Brad!
http://www.blu-ray.com/movies/movies.php?id=3727&show=review
A Mighty Heart is a painful film to experience. Daniel Pearl’s kidnapping and murder were in constant rotation on every news channel imaginable back in 2002; the story was horrific and the images of his grieving, pregnant wife proved to be haunting to many. By telling the story through Mariane’s experiences, the film provides a new perspective on the events of the kidnapping, while never actually showing Mr. Pearl’s own struggles with his captors. A Mighty Heart exists entirely through the eyes of Mariane Pearl; her conversations, private moments, public statements and struggles are shown precisely as she would have experienced them at the time.
There are many effective supporting performances in A Mighty Heart, but the film is, without a doubt, an Angelina Jolie vehicle. She appears in almost every scene in the film; the tremendous emotional weight of the subject matter rests squarely on her shoulders. She creates a complex character whose strength shines through her obvious pain. With a lesser actress, the role could have easily fallen victim to over-acting and melodrama.
http://www.realmovienews.com/news/2010
Paramount Pictures Home Entertainment have sent over the box art for the one disc DVD release of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
No extras will be included on the one disc version, but the 2-disc DVD and Blu-ray releases will include commentary by director David Fincher, and a 4-part The Curious Birth of Benjamin Button documentary which covers the casting of Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett, the decision to change the location of the story to New Orleans, costumes, visual effects, and more.
http://www.screendaily.com/ScreenDailyArticle.aspx?intStoryID=43722&Category=
Ben Button a world-wide blockbuster
Clint Eastwood’s redemption drama Gran Torino has reached $50.5m and opens this weekend in Brazil and South Korea on March 20. Fantasy drama WBPI’s The Curious Case of Benjamin Button stands at $197m and could cross $200m this weekend through holdover business, while the Jim Carrey comedy Yes Man, now on $128.8m, opens in Japan.
I love how the rabid hens date keep changing regarding BP and AJ. Keep hope alive hens. One day while you in the old folks home in your rocking chair when life takes its course, then I am sure you will be bragging. Focus on your own relationships and worry about Your Hairness, the serial dumpee. BP and AJ are trunkin along, working on films and their humanitarian projects. Hens are on a blog with a time line. Works for me. Have a great day and Happy TGIF.
box office of angelina movie is not acurate because in kungfu panda is Jack Black movie and Wanted is James M movie, she is not the main character..her main character is only on changeling and mighty heart..
I think PAul Rudd/Vince V , Reese W /JA make more money as more profitable than BP and AJ compare to the cost of they movie..that Forbes resource.
Salt is AJ movie and its her perfect money making formula, action and violance..its her gendre..Drama is great on her but people tend to watch more action/horror/comedy in the general.specially movie who aims younger viewer (child and teen) or man.
AJ can not do romcom..she try before not her style..(she is not funny or likeable)..but tough and intense character is her strength.
I wish she eat more..She lost her hot body from Lara Croft.
BTW in this economic situation Studio more likely to produce low budget and sure hit theme like JA/Paul ruud gendre..
If I am the head studio, I will backing JA project than AJ/BP..its more economic sense…specially AJ and BP fee quite enormous.
Thought you guys might like this. From 30 Rock last night, “A haircut can make or break your career. Before the Rachel, Jennifer Aniston was just a chunky nobody who couldn’t get a job.”
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It was a joke and totally meant to make fun of the character who said it, but I bet it will still bug the hell out of Jen.
siska @ 03/20/2009 at 8:42 am
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keep on whinny
too much of bitterness
are you satisfy
bye
Siska: following your reasoning, film studios should not be making The Dark Knight, Iron Man or any Will Smith movie and should just finance The Break Up or The Object of My Affection or Marley & Me. Then that would really make them lose the foreign markets. Because if you paid any attention, the comic book-based and action movies are flourishing in international markets, while romcoms, except for a few like Mamma Mia! and Sex and the City.
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And sure, people went to see James McAvoy in Wanted. Not too many people even know who James is, why do you think Angie was so prominent in the Wanted poster, and even got the blame for the glorifying of guns and violence. So when it comes to the blame, Angie gets it, but when it comes to giving credit for the movie’s success, James gets it? Ha ha ha, you guys are so laughable!!!
FREAKS
Oooops, that should be “while romcoms, except for a few like MM and SATC, do so poorly. Perfect example: Reese W’s Four Christmases, TBU, which did well domestically but flopped internationally.”
“It’s also the biggest opening ever for a live-action Angelina movie and she proved a big draw: the studio said the main reasons given for choosing to see Wanted were the action (67%) and Jolie (61%). Exit polling showed the audience breakdown was 52%/48% male to female, 51%/49% under age 30 to over age 30.”
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To break that down for the slow kids…not only was Angelina given as a reason people paid to see the movie, she brought the male/female ratio to almost 50/50, which is very rare for a violent action movie.
The man behind Angie in the first pic is Brad. Sorry Jenhens.
The man behind Angie in the first pic is Brad. Sorry Jenhens.
Well, well, welll……I got lambasted yesterday by bdj for posting about the same thing Just Jared features in this latest item.
BDJ–you said the issue had no traction—BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
That’s not Brad, that’s an actor.
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And that Wanted item is months old. Wanted’s not even playing in London anymore. Although, it’s pretty kick ass that Angie’s SO HOT people think she’s dangerous to use in advertising.
Love her!
www/IGotConverse.com
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Fantastic news! Button’s DVD is in CRITERION EDITION! … the best in DVD.
It is Brad…….behind her. They are on a break.
She looks like she’s having fun
siska @ 03/20/2009 at 8:42 am
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rom-com or american comedy except Jim Carrey’s com. rarely make money in the international market which unfortunately comprised 67 % of a film world wide gross. so why do you think big bosses would splurge money on action movies, The Bond films, Spiderman, Depp’s Pirates , Dark night, the new Transformer movies all cost around 200 million buck, bosses are still preparing for continuing sequel on the following movies. Yes, there are some rom-com films which do well in the international market but still consider a few.
Stop your B.S that Wanted is not Angie’s movie, did we see McAvoy face in the promotional poster ? he was even rarely mention by the movie crittics nor movie buff on the film . And KFP might not be Angie’s film, but the studio bosses used her as a major movie promotional tool . I read somewhere in Variety , studio bosses are skeptic that Reese animation will done as well as KFP in the global market one of the reason is they don’t have Jack Black and Angelina Jolie.!
Yes, at this time of recession, rom-com is much cheaper and less risky, but remember your buddy idol is 40. there are a lot of younger, prettier, talented, cheaper rom-com actresses over there. And try to remind you , the older, much talented, much likable by the minivans and more famous than Maniston rom-com actress are still there competing with man , Julia Robert is back, Bullock had 2 rom-com coming out this summer. Reese, Anne H. K. Heigl were always mention as potential J.Robert successor, no mention of man. don’t think studio bosses wnat to bet on the talentless aging hag.
HOLY MOG!!!! WTF is all that cra p in the first 3 pages of this thread? ARE YOU ALL FREAKING NUTS????????????????
WHAT IS ALL THIS RAMBLING OF ANTYHING EXCEPT ANGELINA? WHO THE FREK CARES ABOUT ALL THAT EXCEPT ONE OR TWO PEOPLE?????????
Sorry but this thred is gonna go back to 2 pages because I’m gonna email jared and tell him that there are stoooopid people who post things that no one wants to read and that’s what’s keeping people away. WTF? CUT THE C R A P!
That’s not Brad. He’s not in the movie. If you want a better look go to thumbnail #4
Angie does look like she’s having a blast.
hot chicks using guns - very sexy and glamorous. hahahahahahaha
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no idea what this movies about.. looks wanted`ish.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2t3lBR80oQ
Angelina Jolie with Edith Bowman
spy movies are hot right now especially with women in the leads.
this one isn’t a romantic spy thriller though.
Salt, starring Angelina Jolie, is filming at St. Bart’s (5oth and Park, NYC) again Saturday, 3/21. FYI: Salt is filming in studio today (Friday) and Angie will not be on set We heard at one point the studio was going to be the former Grumman Aerospace Factory in Long Island but we’re not positive that is where they are filming today.
source: on location
beautiful.
I love Angelina and no I can’t see enough of these stills. I am so excited about the movie. I can’t beleive we have to wait another year for its release. I bet Ms. Jolie can kick some serious butt, which makes me think about getting naked and mudd wrestling but thats totally off topic. I love the Jolie - Pitts. Thanks JJ for the new pics.
Angie is so beautiful in these pictures. The movie is definitely be a good one full of action & drama. God bless the Jolie-Pitt’s. BBL. have to go to work. I miss the JP kids. Tim Gunn, I like him a lot, he is pro-Angie.
Thanks Tibit for rubbing it in exactly where I can’t be and at exactly what time I can’t be there.. I want to see her in RT dammmit! I wouldn’t bother her, just drool in her direction.
Before I sign off. Hello to senior,vicki,anoble,MF,Neleh,chopin,guli,cinnamon (nice to see you post again),estelle,Bailey,anustin,cliniqua,pt,the real tita,bdj,Alex,andromeda,African girl,tondo girl,gena,Jill,val, & to all lurking today. Have a blessed Day. Remember it’s Friday today no meat.
God bless the Jolie-Pitt’s & all the fans around the world. See you all tonight.
Angelina Jolie’s Box Office Statistics for 2008
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KUNG FU PANDA
US and Canada: $ 215,434,591
+ Abroad: $ 416,471,358
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Worldwide: $ 631,908,951
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WANTED
US and Canada: $ 134,327,125
+ Abroad: $ 206,924,701
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Worldwide: $ 341,251,826
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CHANGELING (
US and Canada: $ 35,732,297
+ Abroad: $ 73,688,386
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Worldwide: $ 109,428,188
KFP + WANTED + CHANGELING (worldwide): $ 1,082,588,965
WOW so the only movie that Angie wasnt in with a host of Movie Carrying Leading Men the movie flopped.
Shoot Changeling’s gross in the U.S. barely paid Angie’s salary.
I my self believe that internationally, action movies attract more audience that rom.com movies. At least that what happened in my country (Indonesia). Action movies tend to played fews week longer in the theater,. Beside, people tend to watch light movie (a.k.a rom.com) in dvd. But people watch action movies in a theather.
The haters need to movie. The are so jealous of our beautiful Angie. Angelina is such a strong, beautiful woman. That’s is why they waste time talking about box office numbers. Wanted was Angelina movie. James McAvoy is not a superstar in America. The hags better hope Jennifer next movie open with 10 million. Because Wanted opened with 51 million.
Brangelina Forever!!!!
The haters need to move on. The are so jealous of our beautiful Angie. Angelina is such a strong, beautiful woman. That’s is why they waste time talking about box office numbers. Wanted was Angelina movie. James McAvoy is not a superstar in America. The hags better hope Jennifer next movie open with 10 million. Because Wanted opened with 51 million.
Brangelina Forever!!!!
I will be first in line when Salt comes out. Angelina has only this movie coming up, nothing in the pipelines. I hope Brad talks her into doing more interesting movies.
lmbao @ Angelina Jolie is Seasoned Salt.
Yeah, and her looking like a 50 year old tranny is still sexier then Jennifer Anistion and half of Hollywood. You can’t insult a woman who is this beautiful, no matter what you say or wish. Angie is the ONE. And she is at the top of her game. So much so that she can take a year off or more and still come back and be offered roles most actresses would cut their arm off to get. So haters stop the stupid comments. She is wonderful inside and out.
let’s waite for MISMANAGEMENT!
It will flop big time.Mark my words.
Siska then why the he** are you supporting hits on Angelinas thread you moron? You are supporting her popularity and thread count if you didn’t realize. Support your momma hens high maintnence because that’s all your doing, God knows she needs soooo much of it. Just her daily massage cost around $800. When your dumped do you sit in pity five years later like your idol manny? Brad didn’t dump her, Johnny boy did twice, and thank goodness before she ruined him. In the last five years she’s been dumped seven times, do you think blaming Brad for all her failed relationships is hurting him? I think not.
By the way siska Wanted is Angelinas movie that’s why she’s featured on ALL THE POSTERS. Keep making excuses for manny you dumb hen, many of her supporters are now Angelinas.
Keep it up and Angelina will make all X fans her little bit**es.
Jen and her fanbase are responsible for the lousy lovelife she is experiencing since Brad ended their marriage in 2005 (people, 4 YEARS ago).
Who in hollywood, who is not fame hungry, wants to be with arguably the most famous dumpee in hollywood history? No man who has an ounce of self-esteem and who crave respect among hollywood community would go out with Jen. Jen could have kept her mouth shut about the divorce and kept her head up high. Very fact that she was married to Brad would have made her desirable by many leading hollywood men. But, Jen and her fans continue to whine about her failed marriage and still keep blaming Angie for the demise of Brad’s love for her.
After 4 years, she only manages to date losers (cameraman, old has-been model, famewh@re singer) and still gets dumped by them. She is mega rich, mega famous, and has great figure for her age. She could have dated great men, but her and her fans’ unwillingness to let Brad go and the fact that even overweight, uneducated, financially insecure women feel sorry for her and need to defend her constantly make Jen number one pitied woman in American. Sad really…
http://i41.tinypic.com/33tnm9s.jpg
http://i39.tinypic.com/29fxjch.jpg
Jolie fans who believe she is plastic free and a natural beauty are living in fantasy land.
celebrity cucumber @ 03/20/2009 at 12:23 pm
she is hot! a beautiful woman.
dont make me search for the brown-eyed,brown hair wannabe bond girl.
Its as plain as the nose on her face. Nip, snip and tuck.
celebrity cucumber @ 03/20/2009 at 12:30 pm
so what’s your point?
she was/is still beautiful no matter what!
she did not dye her hair to blond, she doesnt wear blue contacts to be like by middle-american soccer mums!
to be liked…
So she snipped, nipped and tucked, according to you? So freaking what? Halle B, Michelle P, all the great beauties had some minor alterations. Big freaking deal.
karmaforbrad @ 03/20/2009 at 1:12 am
M&M breaks box office record for 09 in UK. Doubles BB opening weekend.
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You forgot to mention that M&M has made $6 million in the UK while CCOBB has made $12 million in the UK.
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You also forgot to mention that M&M has made $50 million overseas wihle CCOBB has made $196 million overseas.
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You also forgot to mention that M&M has made $192 million worldwide while CCOBB has made $322 million worldwide.
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There’s some karma for you, you stupid b*tch. I told you three months ago this was going to happen and you refused to believe it.
Original ALISSA @ 03/20/2009 at 1:22 am P.S.
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Poor Alissa. Fugly got her ass dumped again. How does it feel to have such a pathetic loser for your idol?
@ celebrity cucumber @ 03/20/2009 at 12:30 pm
http://s5.tinypic.com/oq946r.jpg
Angel ,so Angie ’s salary is almost 35 million. Wow she is the highest paid actress in the world.
Angel ,so Angie ’s salary is almost 35 million. Wow she is the highest paid actress in the world.
LoL celeb Cucumber, go read your nasty Brad and maniston fanfiction. Weirdo!
tidbit @ 03/20/2009 at 10:04 am Salt, starring Angelina Jolie, is filming at St. Bart’s (5oth and Park, NYC) again Saturday, 3/21. FYI: Salt is filming in studio today (Friday) and Angie will not be on set We heard at one point the studio was going to be the former Grumman Aerospace Factory in Long Island but we’re not positive that is where they are filming today.
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Tidbit, thanks SO much for the info. I’ve been trying to get some shooting -sched info. Now I can drop by tomorow to watch. Do you know what time they are scheduled to start setting up? In the future, those of us who live in NY would GREATLY APPRECIATE any advance notice on outdoor locations. I welcome the opportunity to watch her work. Again, many thanks!
Wanted made 20 million in UK. I wish the psychotic Brad and maniston fans would keep their ass on their fanfiction site. Sick asses! fantasizing about a father of 6 children leaving them to go smoke pot and get drunk with maniston.
Anyway… she looks HAPPY Once again. Too bad for the sick ass Bra and maniston fans who want to see her depressed. ********!
How ridiculous is Cucumber? U can Type in YOUNG ANGELINA In google to see her pix without being altered. She looks the damn same except now she’s older. at least she’s not full of BOTOX and Restalyn like your idols.
# 134 celebrity cucumber @ 03/20/2009 at 12:30 pm Its as plain as the nose on her face. Nip, snip and tuck.
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Oh please! Take a look at X’s “natural” beauty.
http://www.fakejen.ph.tc/ :roll:
Thank you BDJ for the new articles.
hahahahaha @ 03/20/2009 at 1:10 pm
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You schizophrenic moron. Nobody who is Brad’s fan wants to see Angelina miserable. And vice-versa. Anyone making this association is a stooopid, hate-filled PRETENDER. Fcuk off, ya dumbtich
# 145 hahahahaha @ 03/20/2009 at 1:06 pm
# 147 hahahahaha @ 03/20/2009 at 1:15 pm
# 147 hahahahaha @ 03/20/2009 at 1:15 pm
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So, this is new name today?God,you are pathetic!!!
# 133 jenfanfiction @ 03/20/2009 at 12:29 pm celebrity cucumber @ 03/20/2009 at 12:23 pm
she is hot! a beautiful woman.
dont make me search for the brown-eyed,brown hair wannabe bond girl.
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You don’t have to.Here’s the link. :lol:
http://www.fakejen.ph.tc/
@ the real lou @ 03/20/2009 at 1:24 pm
this is so much better!
http://s5.tinypic.com/2ps13ba.jpg
Cmar, You are wrong. Fanfiction chick posted brad and Maniston fanfiction written by Brad and Manistons fans . The plot was Brad leaving Angie and going back to manisotn. If they are not brad fans why would they want Maniston with him?
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The real Lou, wtf?
celebrity cucumber @ 03/20/2009 at 12:23 pm
Jolie fans who believe she is plastic free and a natural beauty are living in fantasy land.
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bicth please.
http://img18.imageshack.us/my.php?image=41287333.jpg
Jenfanfiction, post the fiction so these people can read what Brad/maniston fans dream of. Po wittle Pitty stolen by the big evil Angie. It wasn’t his fault because he was stolen so it will be ok if Maniston takes him back. Rotflmao!!
These chiquitas fall for it every time. Pitting Angelina against Jennifer. Both groups are Brad Pitt fanatix.
@ hahahahaha @ 03/20/2009 at 1:43 pm
sorry to burst your bubble but it’s the crazy fanistons writing those fanfictions.NOT BRAD PITT FANS!
Real Brad and Angie fans are happy for them.
what’s your point on bashing Brad?
Ashy Troll, when I come back you better post some Pix of Brad’s before and after Botox. DO IT! Show these women what’s up!
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Those who don’t love Ashy Troll are just the lame ducks supporting emotional and mental abuse against women. :lol:
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High Fives Ashy Troll!
we were making fun of the fanfictions cuz after 4 years,6 kids the fanistons are still wanting Brad to go back to jennifer.it’s pathetic to even think about it.that was the whole point of laughing at those fanfictions!
I miss our beloved family jolie-pitts. I can’t wait for Cannes.
Thanks for not being RUDE fanfiction chick. that’s how you see it and I see it from a different angle…. Just different opinions. I’m not really bashing Brad… it’s his fans that piss me off. I think once upon a time I actually liked him but all this blame Angelina, rip angelina apart for being with him, reading the sick things they come up with just irks me. so on and so on it has totally turned me against his fans.
Ashy Troll lover @ 03/20/2009 at 1:55 pm
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Stop talking to yourself. Assley troll. :lol:
hahahahaha @ 03/20/2009 at 1:40 pm
Cmar, You are wrong. Fanfiction chick posted brad and Maniston fanfiction written by Brad and Manistons fans . The plot was Brad leaving Angie and going back to manisotn. If they are not brad fans why would they want Maniston with him?
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If you are a genuine Angie fan then youre happy for her that she’s very happy in her life right now, as she has been since 2005 when she fell in love with Brad. Its very simple.
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Brad - AS SHE HAS SAID AND AS IT IS OBVIOUS TO SEE - makes her THE HAPPIEST SHE HAS EVER BEEN IN HER LIFE. PERIOD.
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What part of that is so hard to grasp?
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Now, if you were never a Brad fan, for whatever reason, then so be it. But try to restrain yourself from dissing Angie’s man. You dis her when you dis him.
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As for the jenloonies who want Brad and p*ss-on-me jen to get back together even tho they hate Brad for loving Angie, well, are you gonna count yourself among the imbeciles of the world? Cos that’s what they are: straight up bottomfeeding crowbaits. They are not operating with all the tools upstairs. They proudly wear and display their mental deformity for everyone to see.
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So do you want to be considered one of them? Or are you one of Angie’s MILLIONS OF FANS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD who is happy for her that she has succeeded in achieving the ultimate dream of: self-fulfilment; success in love, in family, in life and in the respect of her peers as well as the respect of strangers from all over the world?
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H*ll, I perfectly understand the JEALOUSY of the haterz. if i didnt admire and appreciate Angie and Brad as much as i do, then i could easily see myself being jealous of her. Thats a no-brainer.
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The difference between the p*ss-on-me jenloonies and ordinary people who may be nonfans of Angie and who are jealous her, is that one set is human.
hahahahaha @ 03/20/2009 at 2:00 pm
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yeah, fake Angie fan, you are too obvious. LMAO.
@ hahahahaha @ 03/20/2009 at 2:00 pm
again,i dont see any Brad Pitt fan blaming Angelina.It’s fanistons,the media who blame Angelina for everything.They are stuck in the golden couple era and refuse to see the light.
just look at that Ellie chick!b*tch is crazy and represents jen’s fanbase!
hahahahaha is a Maniston fan.
Pundit #144 Tibit said that Angelina Jolie will not be on the set. But ITA, it is nice to see where they will film just incase we can watch Jolie in awe and amazement.
We have all known this from the beginning. The main reason for all the hate towards Angelina is because Jennifer’s fans want her with Brad Pitt. They trash Angelina and call her the most vial names. They limit their attacks on Brad to Brad has lost his hottness since he got with Angelina. They were shocked that Angelina turned out to be the woman who did want to be a mother. They were shocked at the love and respect she shows towards Brad and he her. They hoped that Brad was going through some kind of faze and would go crawling back to Jennifer. But truth is there for all to see. Brad Pitt is in love with this woman, his kids and his life. He has what he has always wanted and he found it with Angelina Jolie. I wish Jennifer’s fans would let go of that fairy tale. If by some unforseen reason Brad/Angie ended.. He would still not go back to Jennifer. Brad is 45 years old. This man does not want to be like his friend George. dating different women. He has a family and that means more then anything else. I don’t understand why according to many of her fans that love to claim that Brad cheated.. Why they would want Jen and he back together. That just make your idol seem like a loser. I really wish she would get a relationhip and have a baby.. Problem is if she does the marriage would be compared to Brad/Angie’s relationship, and her kids would be compared to theirs. But this is the hole she dug for herself. She created this monster. Angie/Brad are not compared to her. They give interviews and so forth and she is never mentioned because they don’t talk about her. They decline questions that reference her. WHY does she not do the same thing. Even in the tabs. Sttories related to Angelina or Brad do not reference her. But stories about her always have a reference in some way to Brad and/or Angelina. See THEY don’t need her to be the lead story. Without them she would be just what she is. an Average actress who was married once. I am just tired of this whole thing. It will be 5 years soon. Enough is enough.
Stop saying Brad Pitt is leaving and that he would ever return to that Jenahoe. It’s just not happening!! EVER. Brad has found the “Love of his life” in Angelina Jolie. I couldn’t be more envious of that love, yet am so happy for their family.
You harpies who hate the beautiful and dynamic Angelina should try to get inside the head of a intellectual mind like Mr. Pitt, and maybe you would understand exactly why he sooo loves Angelina and why she wants to be “woman to Brad”.
Sorry get over it!! Ya know that this break up thing is the laugh of the HW tabloids every where with everyone hoping Brad and Angelina will break up. You must be some sorry @rses if anyone would want a marriage to be over and see a broken home that involves 6 beautiful innocent children.
karmaforbrad @ 03/20/2009 at 1:12 am M&M breaks box office record for 09 in UK. Doubles BB opening weekend.
Domestic: $142,690,302 74.2%
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= Worldwide: $192,315,302
I have happy for M&M. This movie still have about 120 mil to go before it beats BB. good luck.
BB $322 millions.
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I was wtf reading the fanfictions wishing Brad would go back to jennifer leaving his family heartbroken.
You are so right, it is her fans who are the main reason why she cant move on.
The fanfiction writer posted chapter 100,the end, on MARCH 19,2009!!!!
4 years,6 kids later and they write fanfictions about the golden couple.that’s so pathetic and sad.
I love Angie! xx
THE TRUTH @ 03/20/2009 at 11:08 am The haters need to move on. The are so jealous of our beautiful Angie. Angelina is such a strong, beautiful woman. That’s is why they waste time talking about box office numbers. Wanted was Angelina movie. James McAvoy is not a superstar in America. The hags better hope Jennifer next movie open with 10 million. Because Wanted opened with 51 million.
Brangelina Forever!!!!
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Wanted - so you dont think Morgan Freeman is a superstar??? Angie can not carry a movie by herself. That is why this movie she is doing has two top actors as well.
Now let’s go back to the box office flop both in the USA and Interanationally, even with Clint Eastwoods name attached Angie could not carry this movie to a success.
I am going to bet that Jennifer’s movies, by herself will out sell Angie’s Changeling.
bdj @ 03/20/2009 at 8:00 am — Reasoning
Sure troll, sure. Peeboy is doing enough blogging and twittering. Throwing hints to the dense hens. Decipher troll, decipher. It is all in the secret code.
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You must be writing in a secret code too because I have no clue what you’re talking about in this post. All I know is that John is not writing a tell-all book on Jen like you said he is. And if you believe everything that Star writes then you must also believe that Brad slapped the nanny. You can’t pick and choose what is true. Can’t have it both ways!
Er, Angie slapped Brad, not Brad slapped the nanny. ha.
@ Angel @ 03/20/2009 at 2:50 pm
The Changeling is drama!it opened 3rd with strong competition like The Dark Night,correct me if i m wrong.The american public doesnt like drama,all they want is action and dumb dog movies.
Changeling made over 70 millions internationally and the dog movie is still at 50 millions.Suck it up!
ps what about Friends with Money?That was a flop.
A couple of you are so desperate to see Brad and Angie together again that you’re hallucinating that he is in these pictures. How amusing!
Changeling is a period drama that made over $100 million. Anyone who thinks that’s a flop knows nothing about film or the box office. STFD.
Reasoning @ 03/20/2009 at 2:54 pm
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John Mayer twittered last week, quote: ”Now i can be myself”
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hmmm,what does that mean?decipher!
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Sure he wont be writing a tell-all book.Geeez,he is under contract!
JenFans and haters have been chanting “Jolie-Pitt will break up”, since 2005 NON-STOP. Some stupid loser at FF even gave deadlines repeatedly and failing. Their tenaciousness is both delusional and pathetic.
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Let’s do a reality check….Jen was third fiddle to a dog & Owen Wilson in M&M. Last time I looked Box Office Mojo featured the dog’s photo in their article about M&M’s international b.o. In her latest movie she was at the end of the caboose behind Drew Barrymore, Ben Affleck, Scarlett Johannsen, & Jennifer Connelly.
BTW - If you want to compare apples with apples, then Changeling did better than The Reader, Revolutionary Road, Doubt, & Rachel Getting Married. So I guess you’ll be bashing Kate Winslet, Meryl Streep, and Anne Hathaway too.
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Thanks Jared for the latest threads. Thanks bdj for the latest articles.
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Thanks PT for the laughs.
Reasoning @ 03/20/2009 at 2:54 pm
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Dear “reasoning”
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You really really really need to try to master the art of comprehension. LOL. Here’s a suggestion: please re-read bdj’s post referencing Peeboy ….”doing enough blogging and twittering”………also, check dictionary.com for the meaning of “decipher” willya?
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And finally, do a bit of googling to find out all about the latest rage: “tweeting”. or you could just go to twitter.com
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You will notice that nowhere in bdj’s post did she mention anything about a tell-all.
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Daaaaayum, troll. Must we do everything for you twits? LMFAO
NOBODY WANTS TO GO BACK TO ‘HOLLYWOOD’S BIGGEST DUMPEE’. AND I MEAN BIGGEST DUMPEE. ESPECIALLY BRAD.MEN ONLY WANTS TO USE AND BED HER AND THEN DROP HER LIKE A HOT POTATO. SUCK IT LOSERS!
Deadline Hollywood
JOHNNY COME LATELY? Tim Burton May Push Back ‘Dark Shadows’ Start Date
With Johnny Depp getting so much advance buzz for Public Enemies (Michael Mann’s summer movie for Universal), his upcoming projects are news. Now I’m told that Tim Burton may have to postpone the start date on his and Depp’s hotly anticipated Dark Shadows, their Warner Bros film version of the gothic TV series with a huge cult following. It was June, then August, and now maybe not even this fall.
First, any rumor that Burton may bail altogether is “definitely” not true, says my insider: “He loves the project”. But his helming of Alice In Wonderland for Disney — and people who’ve visited the set tell me it looks amazing — is demanding more time than originally planned. Now Burton is facing a hot delivery date for a March 5, 2010 release. And so he’s exploring pushing back the start date for Dark Shadows.
I’m told the postponement hasn’t yet been presented to Warner Bros. Another of my sources says the studio has already reserved stages. “It is our intention to still start the movie in the fall. We’re trying to work it out,” a Depp insider explains to me. “And Tim Burton is Johnny’s first and only choice to direct.”
Warner Bros purchased the film rights to the TV series from the estate of Dan Curtis (the creator, producer and director of Dark Shadows). Depp is both starring and producing through his Infinitum Nihil company which his sister runs. It’s true that Depp has had a long obsession with playing Barnabas Collins. Tim Burton signed on as director last June with John August scripting. Originally, a start date had been scheduled for August but then was pushed back to the fall.
After taking some time off, Depp does have a movie inbetween Public Enemies and Dark Shadows — The Rum Diary, which starts March 30th and which he’s also producing.
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Angelina Jolie should be cast as Angelique Bouchard Collins
Jenhens know that JA can not keep a man with her real personality. They continue to believe that she is still Rachel. Brad knows better and ran as far as he could away from her. He is now happier than he has ever been and moving on with his life with Angie and their family.
Jenhens need to start telling JA to move on and get as far away from Brad and Angies shadow as she can. One easy way, STOP TAKING ABOUT THEM IN EVERY INTERVIEW SHE DOES. Angie has not spoken about JA at all. Angie has class. JA has none.
celebrity cucumber @ 03/20/2009 at 12:23 pm http://i41.tinypic.com/33tnm9s.jpg
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Jolie fans who believe she is plastic free and a natural beauty are living in fantasy land.
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Her nose is different but it looked cute b4….I do believe she had a nose job, I would have a thing or to done myself if I was filthy rich
no biggee I think she looks good either way
I miss the family pics…….<,,,,,,guilty
# 161 jenfanfiction @ 03/20/2009 at 1:55 pm
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we were making fun of the fanfictions cuz after 4 years,6 kids the fanistons are still wanting Brad to go back to jennifer.it’s pathetic to even think about it.that was the whole point of laughing at those fanfictions!
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You know what cracks me up the most about the hens? They act like X is the only woman in the world. That if there were trouble between Brad and Angie and they split - that Brad would go running back to X, whether for a shoulder to cry on, sympathy fcuk or true love. Their biggest problem is they act like the only problem that existed between Brad and X was his attraction to Angie. His being attracted to Angie and being so fiercely drawn to her was simply the impetus he needed to put an end to a marriage that had been limping along since they said “I do” (and probably before that because Brad was in no rush to get married).
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The Fanistons don’t seem to realize that Brad was changing and evolving during the marriage and X wasn’t. They also don’t seem to understand that Brad is living the kind of life he’s wanted to be living for a long time. It’s what BRAD wants if his relationship with Angie ends that determines X’s fate. It’s not up to her. We all know that if he snapped his fingers X would go running to him in a heartbeat. Brad would take one look at X, see she’s living the EXACT SAME LIFE SHE WAS LEAVING WHEN HE LEFT HER IN 2005 - the life HE didn’t want and was bored to tears with and run for the hills. After traveling the world for 4 years, having 6 kids, engaging in humanitarian projectss, meeting dignitaries, world leaders, etc…is he really going to want to go back to sitting on the couch watching Rocky & Bullwinkle toking a spliff while waiting for X to get back from getting her hair highlighted? Scratch my ass and call me DJ…but…I don’t think so.
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To top it all off, the Fanistons act like X is going want ANGIE’S children even if Brad is the father - and I mean the bio kids, not just the adopted kids. X living with a constant reminder that Brad ditched her and went off and had kids with not just any woman but THE JOLIE for ___ number of years, had kids with her and wanting her to treat them as her own? ROTFLMAO. Sorry…but this is a ho who claimes to like kids, but then gets offended when an interviewer asks her if she babysites her BFF’s kid who’s her goddaughter and X snarkily replies, “No. I’m NOT a baybsitter!” Fuhgedaboudit! Anytime Brad has the kids X would convenienty have a Godless Circle retreat and they’d get out their voodoo dolls and try ot see if they could kill the kids with black magic.
Man, who let all these humorless whiny hens out today whining about the dog movie. Reminds me of the humorless whiny hens who whined about “The Breakup” movie. Hens never change, like their idol, your Hairness. It would be nice if the hens got out of their time wrap, La La land and get a sense of humor and live in the Real world. Baby Jane needs to stop staring in the mirror and chanting “Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all”. She will just start crying when the mirror says, “Angelina Jolie is the fairest of them all, now get a life bit*ch”. Take the hint hens and move on will ya. Go to Baby Jane thread and praise hair and casual style.
http://www.ifc.com/blogs/thedaily/2009/03/duplicity-round-2.php
“Duplicity’ calls for the kind of atomic, glow-in-the-dark, Rita Hayworth-in-’Gilda’ sexuality that is most assuredly out of Roberts’s range,” argues Nathan Rabin at the AV Club. “Angelina Jolie effortlessly conjures up that kind of fire-breathing sexiness. Roberts? Not so much…. For a sexy comedy that tries and fails to recapture the sensual smarts of vintage screwball fare, ‘Duplicity’ is regrettably short on sex and comedy.”
Now that’s funny. Cold, true and funny. However, the dense hens with Rachel complex will just say, “What do you mean?”
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After traveling the world for 4 years, having 6 kids, engaging in humanitarian projectss, meeting dignitaries, world leaders, etc…is he really going to want to go back to sitting on the couch watching Rocky & Bullwinkle toking a spliff while waiting for X to get back from getting her hair highlighted? Scratch my ass and call me DJ…but…I don’t think so.
…hahahahahahaha…bdj, has got jokes…hahahahahahhaaha
sadly i still dont no what the movies about
and btw i could have sworn jared already posted pics of this same scene
As usual, PT youre spot on in your analysis. The p*ss-on-me loonies are incapable of seeing Brad as a human being. They have only seen him as arm candy. And they have only seen p*ss-on-me-jen as a surrogate of themselves.
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They are mentally stuck in a high school state of mind, where the raison d’etre for being a middle-school/high school female, is to nab the goodlooking guy.
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As we all know, its the cheerleader/popular girl types who had any hope of actually getting the quarterback/ or his equivalent ‘arm candy’ type. The ugly girls could only dream and fantasize about him and plot and scheme ways to get rid of the popular girl.
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So along comes the ugly-duckling -p*ss-on-me-jen, who systematically transformed herself (hair, eye color, nose, hairline, furious work-out regime to have that ‘killer body’ which she WILL NOT sacrifice by having no damn rugrat LOL) and she carried the weight of the dreams and fantasies of all ugly ducklings everywhere, who we know, are still stuck in that high school ‘mean girl’ mentality.
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So when ugly-duckling -p*ss-on-me-jen nabbed the arm candy Brad, their investment in her was satisfactorily complete. She had satisfied their wildest dreams. Brad’s personal hopes and dreams were not a factor. He was just there to make her/them happy. The truth about that relationship was never a factor. So to be told that the marriage was on the rocks even before it began and certainly long before Angie arrived on the scene is not something that they can afford to allow into their psyche.
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Angie satisfies ALL the criteria for their worst nightmare: she is superior in every way to the ugly-duckling-who-had-to-transform-herself-and-pretend-to-be-someone-she-isnt.
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So like thwarted banshees everywhere, the p*ss-on-me-jenloonies will forever go wailing their hate and anger at Angie and plot and scheme for the return of the arm candy to their surrogate self.
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So buckle up, fans of Angie and Brad, its gonna remain ugly. Forever.
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…where did the soot come from?…was there an explosive device detonated?…
CMAR @ 03/20/2009 at 4:18 pm
The p*ss-on-me loonies are incapable of seeing Brad as a human being. They have only seen him as arm candy.
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Well, let’s face it, that’s the only way Fugly ever saw him. And that’s why she no longer has him.
http://itn.co.uk/news/d45250af3910824250b3be92a904dd66.html
Video at site. Nice footage of Mama Angie but I don’t like how they talk about adoptive kids and bio kids. They are all BP and AJ kids.
Angelina Jolie tops ‘yummy mummy’ poll
http://www.mtv.co.uk/artists/angelina-jolie/news/105821-angelina-jolie-named-top-yummy-mummy
Darn that Marge Simpson. Just a joke hens. Cute pix at site
The stunning actress is top of a Mother’s Day poll to find the ones we all fancy…
17:24, Friday, 20 March 2009
Angelina Jolie has been named as everyone’s favourite Yummy Mummy in a new poll before Mother’s Day.
The star has six children and a busy acting and humanitarian career- all the time managing to look gorgeous.
Ange’ polled 30% of votes in the MSN poll with stunning Halle Berry coming second and Reese Witherspoon third.
Kate Winslet, Katie Holmes- mother to Suri- and Chris Martin’s missus Gwyneth Paltrow were also in the top 10 yummy mummys list.
In a separate list from Totalfilm.com cartoon character Marge Simpson was named Hottest Movie Mum. Angelina Jolie came second in that poll too!
WOW what is wrong with some of you????
Do you guys wake up get on line just to post nasty things about Jennifer Aniston?
Maybe you need to get a job or something? Find a better way vent your fears rather then putting all your energy into these comments.
My God if I ever heard any one talk the way you all post I would be looking to committ you some where you are all very scary and in need of help.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5jnjlNOqHI4sW-n9hZRWg26AbwUag
Entire article at link
Big unknown: Cannes festival contenders
PARIS (AFP) — Two months before the curtain goes up on the Cannes film festival, the movie world is swirling with rumours on the films that will line up for the event’s coveted Palme d’Or.
Likely contenders are new movies by directors Jane Campion, Johnnie To and Quentin Tarantino, as well as Ken Loach and Pedro Almodovar, which expected to be ready in time for the award.
“On paper there is an enticing list,” Thierry Fremaux, who heads the festival, told AFP. “But there are always surprises in a selection, and Cannes is known for its discovery of new talent.”
For the first time in the festival’s history, a 3D animation by US studio Pixar, “Up”, will open the May 13 to 24 event, underpinning the growing popularity of the genre.
But the score of movies selected to officially compete for the prestigious palme award for best film will only be announced April 23.
Tarantino, who scooped a palme in 1994 for “Pulp Fiction”, announced some time ago that he aimed to complete in time for this year’s Cannes festival his “Inglorious ********”, starring Brad Pitt and Diane Kruger.
Oscar-winning Spanish film-maker Pedro Almodovar could also be back for a new try with his just-completed “Broken Embraces”, his first feature since 2006.
New Zealander Campion, who in 1992 became the first woman director to take home the palme for “The Piano”, is also rumoured as a likely contender for this year’s prize with a movie currently in post-production about romantic poet John Keats, “Bright Star”.
Frequent Cannes contenders from the US, however, the Coen brothers and Steven Soderbergh, are unlikely to make the cut because their current movies seem far from ready — “A Serious Man” for the former and both “The Girlfriend Experience” and “The Informant” from prolific Soderbergh.
The same goes for Mexico’s Alejandro Gondalez Inarritu, who has only just finished shooting “Biutiful”, leaving little time to cut and edit ahead of the film fest.
4Q - I sent you an e-mail.
Nah, I get online to post about Mama Angie and to crack on Baby Jane and her rabid hens that live on a Mama Angie thread. It is really that simple, no online psychobabble needed.
4q,
…I just sent you an e-mail too…
http://www.highdefdiscnews.com/?p=14252
Benjamin Button : The Criterion Collection
Paramount today officially announced plans to bring the David Fincher Directed film “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” to Blu-ray Disc on May 5th. The film on Blu-ray will be as I said, released by Paramount but will be a joint venture with The Criterion Collection in their very first new-release. The title is already available for PRE-ORDER over at Amazon.com. Tech specs include 1080p video and DTS-HD 5.1 Master Audio. Bonus materials will include the following listed below.
o The Curious Birth of Benjamin Button—four-part documentary:
o Academy Award-nominated director David Fincher introduces the surprising beginnings of what would become an epic masterpiece including the casting of Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett, the decision to change the location of the story to New Orleans and more.
o Follow the production from day one including the challenges of aging Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett, designing over five thousand costumes and creating the animatronic baby.
o Explore the incredible visual effects techniques created specifically for the film that allowed Brad Pitt to play the title character at virtually every age. Also includes a visit to the scoring stage with composer Alexandre Desplat.
o Walk the red carpet at the film’s premiere in New Orleans, with final thoughts from cast and crew.
o Audio Commentary by director David Fincher
“Baby Jane needs to stop staring in the mirror and chanting “Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all”. She will just start crying when the mirror says, “Angelina Jolie is the fairest of them all, now get a life bit*ch”. Take the hint hens and move on will ya. Go to Baby Jane thread and praise hair and casual style.”
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Rotflmao! this needed to be re-posted.
# 168 Debra77 @ 03/20/2009 at 2:31 pm We have all known this from the beginning. The main reason for all the hate towards Angelina is because Jennifer’s fans want her with Brad Pitt. They trash Angelina and call her the most vial names. They limit their attacks on Brad to Brad has lost his hottness since he got with Angelina. They were shocked that Angelina turned out to be the woman who did want to be a mother. They were shocked at the love and respect she shows towards Brad and he her. They hoped that Brad was going through some kind of faze and would go crawling back to Jennifer. But truth is there for all to see. Brad Pitt is in love with this woman, his kids and his life. He has what he has always wanted and he found it with Angelina Jolie. I wish Jennifer’s fans would let go of that fairy tale. If by some unforseen reason Brad/Angie ended.. He would still not go back to Jennifer. Brad is 45 years old. This man does not want to be like his friend George. dating different women. He has a family and that means more then anything else. I don’t understand why according to many of her fans that love to claim that Brad cheated.. Why they would want Jen and he back together. That just make your idol seem like a loser. I really wish she would get a relationhip and have a baby.. Problem is if she does the marriage would be compared to Brad/Angie’s relationship, and her kids would be compared to theirs. But this is the hole she dug for herself. She created this monster. Angie/Brad are not compared to her. They give interviews and so forth and she is never mentioned because they don’t talk about her. They decline questions that reference her. WHY does she not do the same thing. Even in the tabs. Sttories related to Angelina or Brad do not reference her. But stories about her always have a reference in some way to Brad and/or Angelina. See THEY don’t need her to be the lead story. Without them she would be just what she is. an Average actress who was married once. I am just tired of this whole thing. It will be 5 years soon. Enough is enough.
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# 189 Passing Through @ 03/20/2009 at 3:49 pm # 161 jenfanfiction @ 03/20/2009 at 1:55 pm
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we were making fun of the fanfictions cuz after 4 years,6 kids the fanistons are still wanting Brad to go back to jennifer.it’s pathetic to even think about it.that was the whole point of laughing at those fanfictions!
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You know what cracks me up the most about the hens? They act like X is the only woman in the world. That if there were trouble between Brad and Angie and they split - that Brad would go running back to X, whether for a shoulder to cry on, sympathy fcuk or true love. Their biggest problem is they act like the only problem that existed between Brad and X was his attraction to Angie. His being attracted to Angie and being so fiercely drawn to her was simply the impetus he needed to put an end to a marriage that had been limping along since they said “I do” (and probably before that because Brad was in no rush to get married).
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The Fanistons don’t seem to realize that Brad was changing and evolving during the marriage and X wasn’t. They also don’t seem to understand that Brad is living the kind of life he’s wanted to be living for a long time. It’s what BRAD wants if his relationship with Angie ends that determines X’s fate. It’s not up to her. We all know that if he snapped his fingers X would go running to him in a heartbeat. Brad would take one look at X, see she’s living the EXACT SAME LIFE SHE WAS LEAVING WHEN HE LEFT HER IN 2005 - the life HE didn’t want and was bored to tears with and run for the hills. After traveling the world for 4 years, having 6 kids, engaging in humanitarian projectss, meeting dignitaries, world leaders, etc…is he really going to want to go back to sitting on the couch watching Rocky & Bullwinkle toking a spliff while waiting for X to get back from getting her hair highlighted? Scratch my ass and call me DJ…but…I don’t think so.
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To top it all off, the Fanistons act like X is going want ANGIE’S children even if Brad is the father - and I mean the bio kids, not just the adopted kids. X living with a constant reminder that Brad ditched her and went off and had kids with not just any woman but THE JOLIE for ___ number of years, had kids with her and wanting her to treat them as her own? ROTFLMAO. Sorry…but this is a ho who claimes to like kids, but then gets offended when an interviewer asks her if she babysites her BFF’s kid who’s her goddaughter and X snarkily replies, “No. I’m NOT a baybsitter!” Fuhgedaboudit! Anytime Brad has the kids X would convenienty have a Godless Circle retreat and they’d get out their voodoo dolls and try ot see if they could kill the kids with black magic.
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Great post!!!
She looks so pretty and happy.
Love you Angie!
“Duplicity’ calls for the kind of atomic, glow-in-the-dark, Rita Hayworth-in-’Gilda’ sexuality that is most assuredly out of Roberts’s range,” argues Nathan Rabin at the AV Club. “Angelina Jolie effortlessly conjures up that kind of fire-breathing sexiness. Roberts? Not so much…. For a sexy comedy that tries and fails to recapture the sensual smarts of vintage screwball fare, ‘Duplicity’ is regrettably short on sex and comedy.”
Of course!
Re: 138 Jill @ 03/20/2009 at 12:56 pm karmaforbrad @ 03/20/2009 at 1:12 am
“M&M breaks box office record for 09 in UK. Doubles BB opening weekend.”
Jill,
Your post acutely hit the target and snips right through the heart of this posters poor excuse for what he/she actually believes is meaningful information.
What’s really amusing is that this poster keeps harping on the same
minuscule argument (if it is true, doesn’t matter)…he/she thinks JP supporters are that superficial not to see through the illogic of “out of context” criteria in determining the overall profile of success…this poster pathetically reeks of desperation…it’s quite notably sad really.
To poster “Karmaforbrad”…your time is up…Jill just zapped you good and showed to all who lurk and post, you are losing cognitive functioning fast because your synaptic gaps are too far apart to make the leap from neuron to neuron. Unfortunately there are no medical resolutions for increasing cellular tissue…dead brain cells are dead forever and don’t regenerate. However there may be a chance for you with revised funding in stem cell research but it might be too late for you…the gap widens logarithmically with age…just relax and resign to your fate…you’re broken.
re: 204 cook @ 03/20/2009 at 4:50 pm
4q,
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cook,
you are hysterical…I may be your only fan.
Looks like a great movie in the making.
Looks like a great movie in the making.
first and last post,
…thank you baby…I’ll take it…hahhahah
Jared’s site is really going to pots, ain’t it? First he went slumming with all the X threads…and just now I was at the homepage and saw new threads on Hohan, Posh, Madge dumping the 10 year-old she’s been “dating”, Speidi, OctoCrazazyMom and Nicole Richie. Now Nicole Richie I can get over - she’s turned her life around. But Speidi? Bleh. And why the fcuk is OctoCrazazyMom still in the news, let alone getting threads? The threads have 10, 14, 17, 15, 16 and 18 comments. I hope he got the pix for free or at a discount because otherwise that’s money he could have tossed in the nearest river…
It doesn’t take that much for folks to get hysterical…hahaha…
I cant believe what a slow, J-P-news-day this is on JJ (jus’ half kiddin).
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So here’s an old article I found about Angie’s-beauty-is-a-joy-forever.
http://popsci.typepad.com/popsci/2006/06/angies_asymmetr.html#comments
…this is just another form of entertainment…haha…
# 197 CMAR @ 03/20/2009 at 4:18 pm
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Hehehehe…I said pretty much the same thing last night. Even if we didn’t rag on X all the time - she’d never go away. I’ve seen less persistent cockroaches. Sometimes even roaches just say, “Fcuk it!” when you call Orkin and pack up their little roach bags and move next door. Not X. And sure as hell not the hens who are bitter on her behalf. It boggles the mind that a person could remain so bitter for so long over a relationship that wasn’t even theirs. Actually…it’s scary. Makes me wonder if these chicks, too, have tapes and various mementos from past lovers who dumped them and cling to them like the last live vest on the Titanic thinking that if they hold on to them long enough Mr. See-Ya-Don’t-Wanna-Be-With-Ya will come back to them.
Here’s another JP story from down memory lane. This one’s about the mega success of People magazine’s issue with Viv and Knox on the cover. Check out the last paragraph. LOL Talk about JP-P.O.W.E.R.!
(Source:angelinajoliewatch.com)
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The newest members of the Jolie-Pitt brood racked up record sells for People magazine. According to Womens’ Wear Daily, the Viv and Knox issue was the biggest seller in seven years, and is the fourth highest newsstand seller in the magazine’s 35-year history.”
The twins are behind Sept. 11 issue (4.1 million single copies), Princess Diana’s death (3 million) and the one covering the death of John F. Kennedy Jr. (2.8 million). Shiloh’s cover only managed to sell 2.2 mill. (I’m sure she’s crushed. /sarcasm.)
The Viv and Knox cover stayed on the stands longer than usual as well. The issue was released on Monday, Aug. 4, two days before the usual Wednesday drop date. It will remain on stands until tomorrow.
People also raised the cover price for the twins from “$4.49, or 50 cents more than its regular price.”
In addition to the print revenue, the cover had a large online presence. The site had six million unique visitorsduring the first 24 hours after the cover went online. People.com usually averages 8 million unique visitors a month.
Thanks JJ for my entertainment of the day. After almost 12 hours of travel time and work, I look forward to unwinding by looking at AJ and BP family pictures.
# 206 cook @ 03/20/2009 at 4:50 pm
4q,
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Wow…that Cookie…he’s so damned witty. 4Q would probably rather blow up her computer than get an e-mail from Cookie…
…and so?…what’s it to you stalka?…move along baby jane…hahhahaa
damn @ all those ha ha’s a nice :lol: would have done the job… :lol:
So Cook is half and half is he ? er i mean it. Like girl/boy or tranny i suppose.
Yeah they seem like hahahahahah people. I mean really what good are they/him/her. For the most part trannys are ignored. not that i feel sorry for it.
4q,
…I just sent you another e-mail…it’s hilarious…haha
Oh shutup cook is gay . Not a tranny! Cant you tell by how happy he is. He is always laughing .
God some people are so stoopid.
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this is a slow thread . .
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/20/michelle-pfeiffer-smolder_n_177478.html
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Michelle pfiffer is hoooooooooottttttttttt!
Good lord, now it is posting to me… please I am not a fan… I told u that a while back… Post email jokes to the “many” fans that u have.
…now, see what you did?…you got people talkin for no reason other than to be hateful…I know you got my e-mail…quit playin…you KNOW we talk…hahah
TRULY AMAZING NEWS for TCCOBB!
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http://www.yahoo.com/s/1046754
9 Reasons People
1. Bored
2. Dependence
3. Confusion
4. Because they let you
5. Nurturing
6. Revenge
7. Confirmation of Attractiveness
8. The Thrill
9.They Don’t Consider It Cheating, Even Though You Might
4Q and cook are now exchanging emails?????????
THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.world4angelina.com/news
More quotes from the site. .
“I like to hide behind the characters I play. Despite the public perception, I am a very private person who has a hard time with the fame thing.”
Angelina Jolie
“There was a time when I was really going to give up acting– right after Foxfire. I was trying to find characters with a certain strength and things going on, but I was always disappointed. Wallace was the first thing I did where I felt their ideas were better than mine.”
Angelina Jolie
“All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what’s sexy or cool or tough.”
Angelina Jolie
“I felt beautiful when I was in Cambodia [for tomb raider]. I was sweaty, and my hair was matted and all over the place. And I was happy and hot and accomplishing a lot and running around, and I could feel my heart beating, and I felt beautiful. And barefoot or first thing in the morning, I feel beautiful. Because I feel like me. I didn’t always feel that way, but I feel that way now. When somebody just loves you, and when you make somebody happy, when your presence seems to make them happy, you suddenly feel like the most beautiful person in the world.”
Angelina Jolie
“Oh, God, I struggle with low self-esteem all the time! I think everyone does. I have so much wrong with me, it’s unbelievable!”
Angelina Jolie
“I don’t believe in guilt, I believe in living on impulse as long as you never intentionally hurt another person, and don’t judge people in your life. I think you should live completely free.”
Angelina Jolie
“I usually try to look for something I haven’t done before, a side of me that I haven’t completely explored. There’s a truth in acting, and there is a very real part of me that can understand that or can believe in that or can see the beauty of that or see the ugliness in that and the statement that needs to be made. So it’s all kind of me.”
Angelina Jolie
“I dropped my pants in a tattoo parlor in Amsterdam. I woke up in a waterbed with this funky-looking dragon with a blue tongue on my hip. I realized I made a mistake, so a few months later I got a cross to cover it. When my pants hang low, it looks like I’m wearing a dagger!”
Angelina Jolie
“I’m angry. I’m sad. It’s a very difficult and sad time. It was a real deep connection, a deep marriage, so it’s not that simple to say this or that one thing caused the problems. It’s clear to me that our priorities shifted overnight. He’s focused on his music and career. I’m focused on my baby. It comes down to what’s important to you.” - on her split from husband Billy Bob Thornton
Angelina Jolie
“I think all women go through periods where we hate this about ourselves, we don’t like that. It’s great to get to a place where you dismiss anything you’re worried about. I find flaws attractive. I find scars attractive.”
Angelina Jolie
missy,
…hey boo, stay outta this and do what you do…haha, because it annoys some and even if I ain’t botherin…
…usc still lookin good, though boston college is still scrappy…
the Angelina quote person is back and she couldn’t even find different quotes from the quotes she posted last time. :lol: Nice try but they only make me like her more.
Angelina Jolie is the hottest mum in showbiz, according to a new online poll.
The mother-of-six topped a survey carried out by MSN.co.uk to find Hollywood’s sexiest parent, landing 29 per cent of the votes registered.
Halle Berry and Reese Witherspoon shared second place, ahead of Kate Winslet and Katie Holmes.
233, it’s only amazing for his fans.Some non delusional people are less than happy that it got that release with that title but then again they also put Armegeddon on Criterion.When they put big pictures out on Criterion it affords them the option to put real art movies on Criterion. Good day mate!
# 226 cook @ 03/20/2009 at 8:12 pm
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Poor old Cookie. You can dish it out, but you can’t take it. How like “man”.
solid @ 03/20/2009 at 1:42 pm celebrity cucumber @ 03/20/2009 at 12:23 pm
Jolie fans who believe she is plastic free and a natural beauty are living in fantasy land.
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bicth please.
http://img18.imageshack.us/my.php?image=41287333.jpg
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Thank you Solid!
A natural beauty is correct.
This just tell you if you are good you’re just dam good and you can’t keep good people down no matter what. Way to go Angie just keep focus and don’t take your eyes off the prize, you and Brad truly desire to be happy.GOD BLESS!!!!!!
…man, I just don’t care…hahahhaahaha
Hey cook,
Re 223 passing Through @ 03/20/2009 at 8:00 pm
Doing a “cook”…stirring up the “cook-ing” pot…take that cook…hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Re: 217 QQQQ @ 03/20/2009 at 7:37 pm
apologies QQQQ and pt…no offense intended on my part towards either of you. Slow day on the threads…PT, no acknowledgement that cook is witty…more like silly and goofy.
Dig in there cook, you started this, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Entertainment at its best…coming back at ya…#219 cook @ 03/20/2009 at 7:43 pm
“…this is just another form of entertainment ” …the champ has spoken.
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I love Angelina Jolie. Brad was very lucky to find such a strong, talented, and beautiful woman. Brad and Angelina are Hollywood’s most beautiful couple. God bless them and their beautiful children.
Jolie forgets to say one last thing, and runs back to the podium as the presenters come to announce the next category up for an award. She snatches the mic away from the presenter and yells out:
I forgot to say… that I am sooooo in love with myself. Iif I could, I would tongue myself in front of you all, but my brother is in the audience and he is the closest in appearance to me. After the awards, I will make sure to french my brother for all to see, just pretend it’s me kissing myself though, since that is my real intent. I am not trying to promote incest, it’s just there is no other way to make out with myself on my own.
…and there my dear girl, you have it…
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”After a fairly sombre Christmas and New Year in Mexico with Courteney and David, award season had set in with a bang. So far things had gone well for our movie and much to my surprise I had managed to get both a Globe and a SAG award. Jake and Steven had been pretty lucky too but Brad had only got the SAG. I managed to avoid him on both occasions, thankfully, as I wasn’t keen on talking to him anymore. On his part, he pretty much avoided me too, though I definitely thought he looked handsome with his usual blond hair.”
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”As far as my personal life went; it didn’t. I had been on a few dates but they had all amounted to nothing. The day after Brad and I had slept together he had called, though I didn’t pick up. This continued for a week before it stopped. I figured he had finally moved on, which was best for both of us. It was disheartening as it symbolised that the last threads that bound us together had been cut. Both of us had finally given up.”
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”The phone rang and not recognising the number, I rolled over to pick it up. “Hello?” I said groggily.
“Ms. Aniston?”
“Yeah, who’s this?”
“This is the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Scienes; we’re please to inform you that you have been nominated for an Academy Award in the category of Best Actress in a Leading Role,”
“Get out!” I exclaimed, now wide awake.
“Uh…pardon me?”
“Oh I’m sorry; it’s such an honour, thank you,”
“We look forward to seeing you on the 4th of February Ms. Aniston,”
I let the feeling sink in before I smiled inwardly and felt joy mounting inside. People had tipped me off that I could be in contention, but I never thought that it was actually happen. After all that’s what happened when I did The Good Girl. This time it was real. The phone rang again and I picked it up almost instantly. “
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jealous much? I’m bettin’ you are butt ugly inside and out. It’s no wonder you can’t bear looking at or reading about the gorgeous AJ. Now go to time out and do fifty push ups. That’ll do you more good that spewing your venomous bile on a blog of someone you dislike.
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“And the Oscar goes to…Jennifer Aniston!”
”I could feel my heart thumping against my chest and it took me a few seconds to comprehend that I’d won. I saw my name on the big screen in bold letters. As I stood up, I felt myself being enveloped in a hug by Jake who was sitting next to me. “I’m so proud of you,” he said as he kissed my cheek. Unfortunately he had not won but he was still in a good mood. While I walked towards the stage, a multitude of people shook my hand as I focused on not tripping on my long champagne coloured dress.”
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”Steven thank you so much for letting me play this incredible role,” I saw Brad, who was smiling back at me and it caused me to grip the golden statue even tighter. He winked and I hoped to god that the cameras hadn’t caught that. “Thanks to my dad, for making me so determined to act just because you wouldn’t let me,” I managed with my voice cracking towards the end. “And now I’m crying, oh god,” I said turning away slightly as I took another deep breath. “I’d like to congratulate all my fellow nominees, Meryl you continue to inspire all of us with your work. It was so great to be a part of this movie with all the cast and I am truly honoured to accept this. Thank you so much,” I finished and quickly backed away from the podium as the music started to play.”
LoL @ 03/20/2009 at 9:10 pm 233, it’s only amazing for his fans.Some non delusional people are less than happy
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Please. The Criterion groupies are always btiching about something or another with their releases. Learn something about this before you attempt some lame remark.
BB is the work of one of the best and most creative directors working. Criterion was eager to honor him and this is a perfect choice. Showcasing a film like BB with its innovative technical mastery is exactly what they are about. It also received critical acclaim and perhaps someday if you grow up and stop your delusions about Jolie and Pitt you’ll come to appreciate the great film it is.
credit to the writer for being honest about VF! am surprised there is one normal jen fan out there.
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“The big news this week is the possibility of a Brad and Jen encounter!” she smiles at me.
“Yeah… No.” I say to her.
“Insiders are musing about the possible run-in of the two famous exes at the Toronto Film festival, where Jennifer will be promoting her new film Management, with Steve Zahn, and Brad for the new Coen Brothers comedy, Burn After Reading.” I spit out my beer. Damn.
It’s not that I don’t want to see him right now… I just don’t want to see him ever! I made a lot of mistakes in that relationship, a lot that I’m not all too proud of. The bottom-line is, I realized that I needed him, when he realized that I didn’t think I needed him. And with all that misunderstanding… It just… We just wouldn’t work. The Vanity Fair article was a mess. It seemed like I blamed him for it all, I don’t, because so much of the blame lies in my hands. I know that now. I might not have known that then… But I do now.
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I made a correction to this fic because it has a typo…
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“And the Oscar Mayer John Mayer Pee-on-me Wiener goes to…Jennifer Aniston!”
Warning it`s x related and hard to stomach…i apologize for posting this but her fans are so delusional,it hurts.
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“Hello Bradley.” I hear my voice saying, but I cannot feel my lips moving.
He smiles, “Hi Jen.” he says and then adds, “Jennifer.” And then we are all just standing there awkwardly until I break the silence, “Is that yours over there?” I say, gesturing towards their kid.
“Yeah.” Brad says.
I smile at them sincerely and say, “She’s a knock-out.”
I hear a female voice, “I know.” It says shyly, and suddenly I feel for her, Angelina, she’s here in a room full of people who probably hate her because of me, and she knows not a single person. She looks at me with eyes filled with guilt, and I realize that this has been hard for her. She doesn’t know this isn’t her fault, and the media has been telling her the entire time that it is.
Instinctively I reach out and grab her hand, pulling her along saying, “Come. I’ll introduce you to some people.”
She looks at me a little surprised by the contact, but Brad has a strangely satisfied smile on his face. I mentally remind myself to ask him about it later.
Anyways, I’m thinking really fast to who I can introduce her to, because while I’m indifferent to her, and most of my friends are forgiving, Laura Dern might be a little miffed, and her friends, who are here also, might not be so kind. So the obvious one is Courtney, who is kind and brilliant when I introduce her, and she sees Angelina’s insecure face and does her best to alleviate it. She compliment’s her kid, who I’ve now gathered is names Zahara, and talks to her about Omnipeace, which I guess, we are all involved in.
I show her around to several more people and I soon see she’s starting to get overwhelmed, so I offer to take her outside.
There’s no one really around, because most people are crowded around David and Ben congratulating them on their fashion line, or singing along to John and the rest of the band. She looks at me with that guilty look again and speaks, “I’m sorry.” She kind of murmurs.
I laugh, “For what?” Although I know very much what.
“I’m sorry for taking your man, and I’m sorry cause you’re a good person. I can see that. I was wrong to pursue…”
jenfanfiction @ 03/20/2009 at 10:14 pm
We just wouldn’t work. The Vanity Fair article was a mess. It seemed like I blamed him for it all, I don’t, because so much of the blame lies in my hands. I know that now. I might not have known that then… But I do now.
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Thank the writer for this hilarious fanfic.
I do hope X will admit this in real life.
Warning it`s x related and hard to stomach…i apologize for posting this but her fans are so delusional,it hurts.
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I examine her and see that her eyes swirl beyond her pupils, and host a forest of dark and disturbing thoughts. The slump in her shoulders seem to be fighting to carry a sh*t-load of guilt and God knows what else. She’s skinnier then I remember seeing her, and her face is taught, giving resemblance to a skeleton. There hasn’t been much love in her life.
I take her hand again and it seems like it burns her slightly, before she sinks into it, mentally noting to myself that she isn’t used to friendly gestures, or maybe she’s not used to me being real… Just like I wasn’t really sure she was real until today.
“Our divorce… our divorce was not your fault.” I state.
“I know…” she says, “but it still doesn’t change the fact that he was a married man.”
Now I’m confused. “Wait, what do you mean you know?”
Warning it`s x related and hard to stomach…i apologize for posting this but her fans are so delusional,it hurts.
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She sucks in and then says, “Brad says you cheated on him… It was all he could talk about in the beginning.”
“What?”
“You know I used to hear all the love and the regret in his voice and I used to wish you two were together still, just a little bit. But I loved him… I loved him too, so…”
I’m still in a daze, “I cheated on him?” I mutter, “When… How?”
Her eyes go wide, “You didn’t?”
“Not that I know of!”
“But…” she mutters, “But he was so hurt, you know? So bitter about it!”
“Then why didn’t he say anything? Especially to the press cause the whole time I and the rest of the world thought that he cheated on me!”
“He didn’t want to make you seem like a *****. Jen… He loved you. I think he still does and to be honest, me and him? We’re not working as well as we used to.”
I look over at her and then suddenly her child comes running out of the house shouting “Mommy! Mommy! There’s a piñata!
She smiles at her child and says, “Run along and play, honey, I’ll be right there.”
“He loves you too.” I force myself to say, “I know him, and I know he loves you. You should see it in the way he talks about you. And he looks after you. You know, the only reason he brought you to this party?” Now I’m making stuff up, but this is what the Brad I know would have done. “Because there are alot of people here who are loving, and who will care about you. If you don’t mind, then come be a part of our group.”
At the end of the day, Angelina is insecure and guilty. And as much as I had to force myself to say those words, I meant them.
She gives me a half smile and says, “I’ll keep that in mind.”
“Okay. You should go in, there’s a hella awesome pinata!” I say and as she gets up to leave I instinctively give her a hug, “I’m fine,” I whisper into her ear, “Don’t be guilty.”
the story is so damn long and really hard to stomach…after reading i’ve to puke all that shi t out of me…barf!!!
passing Through this is for you.I know you got some issue with Clooney.lol
Well poor guy is part of the fiction—he plays a cheater!
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“Oh. I see, Okay. You… slept with George.”
“What?” I exclaim, completely forgetting what I had promised earlier.
“Wait… Please… Apparently, you were both very drunk and you were having some problems, and you came home looking for me and he was there and… Well… I found you guys the next mourning, George convinced me it wasn’t your fault, and I tried to let it slide…”
“That’s what broke up our marriage?” I asked.
“I couldn’t… I couldn’t get the image out of my mind for… the longest time.”
“You never told me.”
“George thought it was best.”
“You’re not mad at him?”
He gives me another pained look and says, “I was. But when we divorced, he was pretty much all I had. Him and Angelina…”
“Let’s not talk…”
“She says you were really nice to her…”
“Yeah well.”
“I knew that ahead of time.”
I scoff, “Oh yeah?”
“It’s not in your nature to hold a grudge.”
I take his hand, “I didn’t mean to cheat on you Brad.”
“I know.” He says, “That’s why I… I felt so guilty afterwards.”
“I… Oh my God! Why didn’t George tell me?”
“He barely remembered it either. So…”
“I’m so sorry Brad.”
“I don’t care anymore Jen!”
“What?”
“I miss you so much.”
this was her answer to Cliniqua’s fanfic!
first and last post @ 03/20/2009 at 6:39 pm
To poster “Karmaforbrad”…your time is up
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KarmaForBrad is an idiot. When the mutt movie and CCOBB first came out she was screaming to high heaven that Fugly beat Brad at the box office and it was some kind of karmic vengeance. I told her to wait till after the holidays when the movies opened overseas and see what she had to say then but NOOOOOOOOOO. She kept yelling about how bad karma is paying Brad back for dumping Fugly. The minute CCOBB started beating the mutt movie’s ass she disappeared. Now she’s doing her pathetic little “karma” act all over again because the mutt movie had a good opening weekend in UK. It’s about the only country overseas where it did have a good opening weekend, and it’s still running $150 million behind CCOBB in the overseas market. These dumbass trolls never learn.
jenhens are so in denial!
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Author’s note: Okay. First of all, thank you to all reviewers. And second, I guess I have a lot of explaining to do.
SKIP IF YOU DON’T CARE. I was going to make Angelina real *****. Believe me, I was, but then I thought about it and I don’t really know anyone who is an outright *****, people always have their reasons… And so I came to the conclusion that she just has some issues. Also, if you examine Brad and Jen’s pictures, there was a time when Brad was always looking at her and she was always looking somewhere else, and then towords the ends, they both looked a little forced, although Brad more so.
I like to think better of Jen then to make her a bitter person, I like to think that she would be the bigger woman in this situation, and plus she’s happy.
And I made Jen cheat on him without knowing it because that explains alot on Brad’s part, cause I really don’t think he’s such a terrible person that he could just be lured away, and it also helps justify them getting back together… if that is indeed where this is headed, because then it wasn’t that he just cheated on her and now he wants to cheat on his current relationship.
OK , jenfanfiction poster. PLEASE STOP POSTING THE FICTION.
we know hags are in denial. they will still be in denial when all the JP kids are in their teens.
LoL @ 03/20/2009 at 9:10 pm
233, it’s only amazing for his fans.Some non delusional people are less than happy that it got that release with that title but then again they also put Armegeddon on Criterion.When they put big pictures out on Criterion it affords them the option to put real art movies on Criterion. Good day mate!
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… it must be hurting the haters that TCCOBB goes straight to CRITERION EDITION!
… CRITERION DVDs may be expensive … but they are really worth it!
Troll believe the fanfic and lies they write about the x.
The trolls are Delusional.Trolls have told so many lies
they believe them.They are so jealous.The x keeps getting
dumped.Trolls had heart for Mayer like he was the Messiah.
But he kicked x to curb twice..Trolls use to say Vince V. was better
looking than Brad,troll fans thought Vince would marry x.Again
they thought Paul S.was perfect for x and better looking than Brad.
Then they said Orlando Bloom was leaving his model girlfriend for
the x and they kept dogging the model.We know what happen .
The Canadian Carpenter or handy man they thought he would marry
the x.Wow! now they have a fiction Brad, like Little Shiloh ,has a little
fiction playmate.Copy cats,X copied Pax necktie style for necktie N#cked picture with guys and her laying around like cows.The x is a loser like her delusional fans.The x loves to copy Angelina.
no problem missy, i m done with it.i cant believe they are so in denial.
# 258 jenfanfiction @ 03/20/2009 at 10:26 pm
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Warning it`s x related and hard to stomach…i apologize for posting this but her fans are so delusional,it hurts.
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I didn’t even bother to read any of this. We get it - the Fanistons are stuck on stoopid and stuck in 2001. Spare us any more of their delusions, please. It was funny for a while, now it’s just like piling on to the end of play that broke the running back’s leg in 9 places…
Jenfanfiction: I have to agree with PT, reading the faniston’s fanfic was amusing for a few minutes, but now it’s getting boring. The writer didn’t have the knack that Rica or Cliniqua had for making the stories seem authentic. Hopefully, that last fanfic post will be the last in this or any other Brad/Angie thread. Thanks for the laughs, though.
hmmm… it’s been a while since I showed the world how edgy and cool I am. Let’s see… I can tell everyone Pax has a collection of guns… or I can adopt a lesbian girl from Malawi (that’ll show madonna) , give her a matching mohawk like Mad’s… and I’ll have achieved that bookend for Z I promised everyone in the media about.
Or better yet, I’ll have to ask Brad first though he might disapprove, what if I gave birth to a child whose father is in Malawi? I mean that will show the world that I meant it when I said I wanted a multicultural family, I’ll have one from my own loins. My very own bio ethnic baby. That’ll kill two birds with one stone. No Brad can’t be the father of the next one, he’s white and priviledged. Great I have a plan, now I’ll have lots of new material to add in interviews where I focus on myself and how different and great I am.
Rotflmao! @ the jen fan who tried to make up Angelina fic. Sorry, but the Jenfanfiction was really written by a loonifer. Sucks to see how pathetic your fellow fans are doesn’t it?
Let me guess, you are the Author of the jennifer fanfiction and now you have your pantelonies in a bunch. Muahahah!
let me ask you a ?. Why do you write from the first person perspective? Are you so delusional that you actually think you are Aniston herself??
honest question.
Angie insecure and guilty?? XD
I think the writer is confused, that will be Maniston.
i wonder, so Brad leaves Angie, goes to Maniston, and Brad’s kids?
they will go with Brad, stay with Angie, or what?
Straight from a jen fanfiction “I’m sorry for taking your man, and I’m sorry cause you’re a good person. I can see that. I was wrong to pursue…” - angelina in jenfans delusional mind.
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These fics are worse than I thought. I’m seriously laughing so hard I have tears.
Wow, it’s like the twilight zone here today.
Don’t tell me they end up having a threesome and convert to Mormons like Big Love. Where are these women from? “I’m sorry for stealing your clueless man who has no control over who “steals” him, jen.” LMFBAO!
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tears running down my eyes.
So slow on the Jolie-Pitt’s side of the fence. Goodnight. God bless the Jolie-Pitt’s.
Waving to senior,anoble,chopin,Neleh,vicki,MF ( congratulations to you & your family, you have another g-son, aunties at JJ are so happy for you, keep an eye in your mailbox soon),guli,anustin,the real tita,Alex,alia,Bailey,gena,Jill,val,estelle,abmo,bdj,pt,cinnamon,Felinelilly,cliniqua, God bless you all. I will email you ladies tomorrow, just sleepy & tired today. Goodnight. See you all tomorrow.
PS. Goodnight Dina#1. How are you doing? God bless.
Good evening to all BAMPZSKV fans. I hope everyone had a wonderful Friday night. Not too much partying. I see Jared removed Angie’s name from the page index.
Hi senior, Neleh, irma, embo, vickiefromtexas, guli, Passing Through, anustin, LLM, briseis, an Oldie, Jill and anyone I might have missed.
I noticed that there are a lot of x and Brad fanfics. I also noticed that most of the x fanfics are written in the first person. Are these autobiographies? Memoirs? This is beyond sad. This is scary crazy.
Brad is coming back to them? No wonder x will never be sane because her fans are insane and they support one another. Run Brad Run. You crazy *&*#@$%^*())*&*&ss for marrying that insane woman.
You will never know peace. Well maybe you will. But your true, sane fans will have to deal with nut cases forever. Peace
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWwtvUMV1pA
Look at this video, the first pix, x is very sad and dissapointed seing how in love is Brad and Angie @ the Oscars, she is totally broken heart, that’s why she wants to go somewhere alone, nobody knows her, but trolls still dreaming Brad back to X, keep dreaming until you hair is white, your teeth is off, Brad won’t go back to X period.
Jolie-Pit fantasy CRATERS as we speak:
IUC Exclusive: Brad and Angie Split, according to close friend
Posted on March 21st, 2009 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive
A close friend of actor Brad Pitt told IUC tonight he believes the couple has officially separated. “They pretend they’re together but really they’ve been estranged for weeks,” the producer friend said. The friend added he believed at least one of the couple is already involved with someone else. He wouldn’t say who. Developing…
The Original A L I S S A @ 03/21/2009 at 1:44 am
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IUC? LMAO. Try harder.
I wonder why IUC didn’t know anything about peeboy dumped jenhag again before it happened. :lol:
Can someone write me a fanfic of Angie and Jen hooking up? That would be far more interesting. Hehe.
Warning, long rambling post ahead…
Ok, this idiocy is enough to drive me out of lurk mode tonight. WTF? I have to say that I did not think ANYONE, not even a radical loonifer, was knackered enough to have any kind of delusion that Brad is going to return to his ex-wife, let alone write stories about it. Or that Angelina is the kind of woman who would be ashamed or intimidated around Jen A! Say whaaaat?! They must think all women are as sophmoric as Jen. Well, I got news for ‘em, for sure.
Yeah, I skimmed that wack-a-doo caca poopoo from anistonut central, and yeah I laughed at it for a quick minute, but now I just have to scratch my head in disbeleif that anyone with even a passing interest in celeb gossip would find that mess entertaining.
I guess the fans that enjoy those fantasies of keeping this triangle alive don’t understand a real grown-up love relationship where both partners are together because they simply don’t want to be anywhere else or with anyone else. You know, the type of love affair where no one is being manipulated or played by the other, and each person has room to pursue their own interests with the full support of their partner. All that means that at the end of the day, there are so many stimulating topics of conversation (world events, story production, White House meetings,hanging off buildings) that there is no room for spats about silly high school stuff and immature dumbass head games. Brad has said they don’t fight, that they keep their focus on the big picture, the things that matter, like the children and their love for each other, and I believe that. That man is not interested in revisiting the mistakes of the past, he is only moving forward.
I mean, at least Brad and Angelina’s fans who like to write stories have plenty of real material to pull from….For example, B&A have said they enjoy long baths together, playing dress up for each other, sneaking off and locking the door for a few stolen minutes of passion, and that they look forward to awards ceremonies because they make it a “date night”. Combine that with all of the intellectual intercourse they have about politics, architecture, motorcycles, piloting planes, cameras, French, travel plans, etc…I don’t know about any of ya’ll, but that’s plenty of fodder for the romantic imagination in my own head. All that is practically a romance novel waiting to be written. And anybody who thinks any sane person would exit a romance like that to go back and chase empty dreams with a shallow developmentally stunted woman-child is a fool.
Angie seems to be her own woman, and I get the feeling one of the things Brad loves about her is that she gives as good as she gets, and that includes both in and out of the bedroom. Shes’ not sitting around waiting to be asked to be his wife, either. She doesn’t need that to validate her love for him. And by her own words, it appears Angie knows that Brad is just as devoted to her. He said that there was NOTHING any other woman could do to seduce him. He said they “compete at other things” when he was asked about them competing for awards. I think he likes the fact that she isn’t a shrinking violet, that she steps right up and keeps up with him, stride for stride. That’s exciting. So it bugs me when people want to paint her in a submissive role, even in a fiction story. I don’t see her as that way at all.
Well enough.
I just had to get that off my chest after reading through this thread.
credit jjb
Apprently there was no SALT filming today, not with angelina any-way, but they will continue to film the funeral scene back at st.bart’s church tomorrow (saturday 21st march), so keep your eye’s peeled for more brunette wig angie pics
credit jjb
Jolie is Britain’s hottest celebrity mom
London, March 20 (IANS) Hollywood star Angelina Jolie is the hottest mother in showbiz, according to a new online poll.
The mother-of-six topped a survey list of “yummy mummys” carried out by msn.co.uk to find Hollywood’s sexiest parent and landed 29 percent of the votes registered, reports contactmusic.com.
Jolie has adopted three children - Maddox, Zaharat and Pax Thien - and has thre children with partner Brad Pitt - Shiloh Nouvel and twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline.
Actresses Halle Berry and Reese Witherspoon shared second place, ahead of Kate Winslet and Katie Holmes.
The survey was compiled to mark Mother’s Day in Britain March 22.
http://www.newspostonline.com/entertainment/jolie-is-britains-hottest-celebrity-mom-2009032142954
dragonfly @ 03/21/2009 at 2:02 am
Warning, long rambling post ahead…
Ok, this idiocy is enough to drive me out of lurk mode tonight. WTF? I have to say that I did not think ANYONE, not even a radical loonifer, was knackered enough to have any kind of delusion that Brad is going to return to his ex-wife, let alone write stories about it. Or that Angelina is the kind of woman who would be ashamed or intimidated around Jen A! Say whaaaat?! They must think all women are as sophmoric as Jen. Well, I got news for ‘em, for sure.
Yeah, I skimmed that wack-a-doo caca poopoo from anistonut central, and yeah I laughed at it for a quick minute, but now I just have to scratch my head in disbeleif that anyone with even a passing interest in celeb gossip would find that mess entertaining.
I guess the fans that enjoy those fantasies of keeping this triangle alive don’t understand a real grown-up love relationship where both partners are together because they simply don’t want to be anywhere else or with anyone else. You know, the type of love affair where no one is being manipulated or played by the other, and each person has room to pursue their own interests with the full support of their partner. All that means that at the end of the day, there are so many stimulating topics of conversation (world events, story production, White House meetings,hanging off buildings) that there is no room for spats about silly high school stuff and immature dumbass head games. Brad has said they don’t fight, that they keep their focus on the big picture, the things that matter, like the children and their love for each other, and I believe that. That man is not interested in revisiting the mistakes of the past, he is only moving forward.
I mean, at least Brad and Angelina’s fans who like to write stories have plenty of real material to pull from….For example, B&A have said they enjoy long baths together, playing dress up for each other, sneaking off and locking the door for a few stolen minutes of passion, and that they look forward to awards ceremonies because they make it a “date night”. Combine that with all of the intellectual intercourse they have about politics, architecture, motorcycles, piloting planes, cameras, French, travel plans, etc…I don’t know about any of ya’ll, but that’s plenty of fodder for the romantic imagination in my own head. All that is practically a romance novel waiting to be written. And anybody who thinks any sane person would exit a romance like that to go back and chase empty dreams with a shallow developmentally stunted woman-child is a fool.
Angie seems to be her own woman, and I get the feeling one of the things Brad loves about her is that she gives as good as she gets, and that includes both in and out of the bedroom. Shes’ not sitting around waiting to be asked to be his wife, either. She doesn’t need that to validate her love for him. And by her own words, it appears Angie knows that Brad is just as devoted to her. He said that there was NOTHING any other woman could do to seduce him. He said they “compete at other things” when he was asked about them competing for awards. I think he likes the fact that she isn’t a shrinking violet, that she steps right up and keeps up with him, stride for stride. That’s exciting. So it bugs me when people want to paint her in a submissive role, even in a fiction story. I don’t see her as that way at all.
Well enough.
I just had to get that off my chest after reading through this thread.
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Well Said.
dragonfly @ 03/21/2009 at 2:02 am
Great post with reason. Thanks
I don’t think Brad will sacrifice the happiness of his children and go back to a sh*t stirring non-constructive lying X, enough of time wasting already, Brad is so lucky to get out of that meaningless marriage.
#288
dragonfly, I had to come out of lurk mode to say “hi”. You have not posted in a very, very long time, and have been missed, especially becuase of posts like this one. You hit the nail on the head with your comments, and it is so pathetic that the “writer” of that piece of drivel, does not realize how ridiculous and sad she/he makes X out to be. Why would they even entertain the idea of X and Brad together again, after he left her, and promptly started and had babies with another woman.
I have said it before, but it bears repeating, these spineless, self-loathing sorry excuses for women will set the Women’s Movement back a few decades if they continue equating “happiness” with having a man - any man - in their lives. That is what they are wishing for X. It’s like when Brad talks, they cover their ears, and continue in their delusional world. God help them.
^^^^should read “started a relationship”.
dragonfly @ 03/21/2009 at 2:02 am
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Warning, long rambling post ahead…
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Ok, this idiocy is enough to drive me out of lurk mode tonight. WTF? I have to say that I did not think ANYONE, not even a radical loonifer, was knackered enough to have any kind of delusion that Brad is going to return to his ex-wife, let alone write stories about it. Or that Angelina is the kind of woman who would be ashamed or intimidated around Jen A! Say whaaaat?! They must think all women are as sophmoric as Jen. Well, I got news for ‘em, for sure.
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Yeah, I skimmed that wack-a-doo caca poopoo from anistonut central, and yeah I laughed at it for a quick minute, but now I just have to scratch my head in disbeleif that anyone with even a passing interest in celeb gossip would find that mess entertaining.
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I guess the fans that enjoy those fantasies of keeping this triangle alive don’t understand a real grown-up love relationship where both partners are together because they simply don’t want to be anywhere else or with anyone else. You know, the type of love affair where no one is being manipulated or played by the other, and each person has room to pursue their own interests with the full support of their partner. All that means that at the end of the day, there are so many stimulating topics of conversation (world events, story production, White House meetings,hanging off buildings) that there is no room for spats about silly high school stuff and immature dumbass head games. Brad has said they don’t fight, that they keep their focus on the big picture, the things that matter, like the children and their love for each other, and I believe that. That man is not interested in revisiting the mistakes of the past, he is only moving forward.
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I mean, at least Brad and Angelina’s fans who like to write stories have plenty of real material to pull from….For example, B&A have said they enjoy long baths together, playing dress up for each other, sneaking off and locking the door for a few stolen minutes of passion, and that they look forward to awards ceremonies because they make it a “date night”. Combine that with all of the intellectual intercourse they have about politics, architecture, motorcycles, piloting planes, cameras, French, travel plans, etc…I don’t know about any of ya’ll, but that’s plenty of fodder for the romantic imagination in my own head. All that is practically a romance novel waiting to be written. And anybody who thinks any sane person would exit a romance like that to go back and chase empty dreams with a shallow developmentally stunted woman-child is a fool.
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Angie seems to be her own woman, and I get the feeling one of the things Brad loves about her is that she gives as good as she gets, and that includes both in and out of the bedroom. Shes’ not sitting around waiting to be asked to be his wife, either. She doesn’t need that to validate her love for him. And by her own words, it appears Angie knows that Brad is just as devoted to her. He said that there was NOTHING any other woman could do to seduce him. He said they “compete at other things” when he was asked about them competing for awards. I think he likes the fact that she isn’t a shrinking violet, that she steps right up and keeps up with him, stride for stride. That’s exciting. So it bugs me when people want to paint her in a submissive role, even in a fiction story. I don’t see her as that way at all.
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Well enough.
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I just had to get that off my chest after reading through this thread.
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AMEN
WELL SAY AND WORTH REPOSTING GOD BLESS YOU
I like what “dragonfly” posted.
He just nailed it.
Thus, worth reposting.
Hope to read more posts like this especially from him.
I think dragonfly is a female :-) she’s one of the original poster of JJ
joliefanfic @ 03/20/2009 at 9:51 pm
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WHO LET THE DOG OUT !!
Someone forgot to give the dog its medication, It needs to be quarantined before it spreads its disease.
IUC Exclusive: Brad and Angie Split, according to close friend
Posted on March 21st, 2009 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive
A close friend of actor Brad Pitt told IUC tonight he believes the couple has officially separated. “They pretend they’re together but really they’ve been estranged for weeks,” the producer friend said. The friend added he believed at least one of the couple is already involved with someone else. He wouldn’t say who. Developing…
It is over, face it.
cc
Yawn ! ZzzzZzzzZzzzZzzzZzzzZzzzZzzzZzzzZzzzZzzzZzzzZzzzZzzzZzzzZzzzZzzzZzzzZzzzZzzzZzzzZzzzZzzzZzzzZzzz snore, snore Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………………………………
No matter how many time you try, we JP fans are smart enough to know these IUC stuff is just a BS.
So maybe you should try to find some other people you can fool with… Get it?
#300 cc @ 03/21/2009 at 7:35 am
No matter how many time you try, we JP fans are smart enough to know these IUC stuff is just a BS.
So maybe you should try to find some other people you can fool with… Get it?
cc or courtney coax!they pretend?anjie will never pretend!
To all JP fans - they are supposed to have another shooting in front of the church on Park Ave. in NYC. A funeral scene with NYPD just like last week… and the weather is perfect! :-)
Maybe we’ll see more pix posted later today. Can’t wait.
oh gawd!that fanfiction…..after abandoning brads ballz lolz for 5 years?longing him to come back to der ho idol?
ugh- exact SAME cr*ppy lies for 5 years- what is that def of insanity? Doing the same thing over & over again and expecting a diff result…lets hope the troll isn’t raising kids or driving a car…ANYHOW- here is something sweet I found that is a reality- i hope the link works!
http://s580.photobucket.com/albums/ss241/sweets888/?action=view¤t=shilojoliepitt.jpg” target=”_blank”><img src=”http://i580.photobucket.com/albums/ss241/sweets888/shilojoliepitt.jpg
IUC is absolutely rdiculous. WHY do you nut cases keep trying to break up this wonderful couple. Than God Brad and Angie do not care about this foolishness. I really feel bad that there are such pathetic people out there that they would wish ill on an entire family. But it probably is a good thing for Brad and Angie that these nut cases keep coming to their threads. More hits and more truth to the fact that X and all her fans are idiots. So keep up the good work IUC and cc or Jen whichever name you woke up with today.
A closer friend of Brad and Angie say that as soon as Angie stops filming they will have a nice private wedding in Cannes, since all their friends will be there. Sorry poor hags, but then maybe Jen will be able to move on and the media will let it rest. I think that is the real reason Brad decided to go ahead and marry again. He had to convince Angie first and she said YES!!!!!!!!. Friends and family are thrilled for the couple and their kids.
Angie’s first film as a 4yr-old kid set for director’s cut release in June 20!
http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/lost%20jolie%20film%20set%20for%20directors%20cut%20release_1098366
Here’s a scene from the movie. She’s adorable! :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH-lRcA04vE
Dragonfly, it’s called “fan FIC” for a reason. It’s fiction…as in not true. People are free to get creative however they want to. It’s all just “fantasy” stuff, there is no need to be offended by it just because it’s not the same as your fantasy.
And BTW, all of the fan fic stories sound pretty nutty to me regardless of what the topic is!
dragonfly”
Wow, what a well written and articulate piece!!!!!!!! Bravo. Bowing, clapping heartily.
If the story at IUC is correct, I wonder which one of them is seeing someone else. It’s hard to say.
OT
to become rich find the next big thing for Internet users to play with
First My Space was the big thing
Then Facebook
Now Twitter (with everyone and their mother now posting tweets it too will soon jump the shark)
Thus the next big thing is needed
neer - Dragonfly is a woman …and a professor.
And Hi Dragonfly. Long time no see.
Come back often…Cannes Festival is coming up
288 dragonfly @ 03/21/2009 at 2:02 am
Warning, long rambling post ahead…
Ok, this idiocy is enough to drive me out of lurk mode tonight. WTF? I have to say that I did not think ANYONE, not even a radical loonifer, was knackered enough to have any kind of delusion that Brad is going to return to his ex-wife, let alone write stories about it. Or that Angelina is the kind of woman who would be ashamed or intimidated around Jen A! Say whaaaat?! They must think all women are as sophmoric as Jen. Well, I got news for ‘em, for sure.
Yeah, I skimmed that wack-a-doo caca poopoo from anistonut central, and yeah I laughed at it for a quick minute, but now I just have to scratch my head in disbeleif that anyone with even a passing interest in celeb gossip would find that mess entertaining.
I guess the fans that enjoy those fantasies of keeping this triangle alive don’t understand a real grown-up love relationship where both partners are together because they simply don’t want to be anywhere else or with anyone else. You know, the type of love affair where no one is being manipulated or played by the other, and each person has room to pursue their own interests with the full support of their partner. All that means that at the end of the day, there are so many stimulating topics of conversation (world events, story production, White House meetings,hanging off buildings) that there is no room for spats about silly high school stuff and immature dumbass head games. Brad has said they don’t fight, that they keep their focus on the big picture, the things that matter, like the children and their love for each other, and I believe that. That man is not interested in revisiting the mistakes of the past, he is only moving forward.
I mean, at least Brad and Angelina’s fans who like to write stories have plenty of real material to pull from….For example, B&A have said they enjoy long baths together, playing dress up for each other, sneaking off and locking the door for a few stolen minutes of passion, and that they look forward to awards ceremonies because they make it a “date night”. Combine that with all of the intellectual intercourse they have about politics, architecture, motorcycles, piloting planes, cameras, French, travel plans, etc…I don’t know about any of ya’ll, but that’s plenty of fodder for the romantic imagination in my own head. All that is practically a romance novel waiting to be written. And anybody who thinks any sane person would exit a romance like that to go back and chase empty dreams with a shallow developmentally stunted woman-child is a fool.
Angie seems to be her own woman, and I get the feeling one of the things Brad loves about her is that she gives as good as she gets, and that includes both in and out of the bedroom. Shes’ not sitting around waiting to be asked to be his wife, either. She doesn’t need that to validate her love for him. And by her own words, it appears Angie knows that Brad is just as devoted to her. He said that there was NOTHING any other woman could do to seduce him. He said they “compete at other things” when he was asked about them competing for awards. I think he likes the fact that she isn’t a shrinking violet, that she steps right up and keeps up with him, stride for stride. That’s exciting. So it bugs me when people want to paint her in a submissive role, even in a fiction story. I don’t see her as that way at all.
Well enough.
I just had to get that off my chest after reading through this thread.
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AMEN!! AMEN!! GREAT POST!!!
It is so good to read a post that actually make great sense on this thread after all the craziness that goes on lately on all the Jolie-Pitt thread. Thank you dragonfly for this post
# 64 jen fan pain BA fan joy @ 03/20/2009 at 4:09 am http://justjared.buzznet.com/gossip/2006/02/brad_pitt_nyc.php#comments
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If you’re lurking or any of the old timers, please tell me where I can read the rest of Cold Hard Math’s fanfic. I am dying to know Shiloh’s involvement in Tobias’s accident.
@family
I thought you’d need some fan fic, since reality isn’t bringing you what you want. Here you go:
Brad had to convince me first absolutely. I’m too cool and edgy for the marriage thing. Oh wait, I’ve been married two times before? Oh people won’t buy that. Well I haven’t married Brad, the father of my 6 children, so that’s different isn’t it?
I mean y’all know how Brad and I share this absolute and pure love together but I still needed to be convinced. Heck I married Jonathon in blood-drenched t-shirts, Thornton at the drop of a hat. But Brad… Brad had to convince me all this time and all these children later, it is Brad who is desperate to marry me!
jen fan pain BA fan joy @ 03/20/2009 at 4:09 am http://justjared.buzznet.com/gossip/2006/02/brad_pitt_nyc.php#comments.
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My first post to you is lost, please if you or any of the old timers are lurking, direct me to a link where I can read the ending of Cold Hard Math Fanfic. I am dying to know Shilo’s involvement in Tobias’s accident.
joliefanfic @ 03/21/2009 at 10:45 am
@family
I thought you’d need some fan fic, since reality isn’t bringing you what you want.
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Really? Because reality has pretty much made JP fanfic irrelevant. Their actual lives are the stuff that most people write fanfic about. I