Jennifer Aniston Turns To The Turkey Baster

wow I’m 1st

We must call: “Bill, THE FIREMARSHALL”, folks?

who makes up these ridiculous stories

I’m gonna go with “she was sweet and totally normal”. I highly doubt that she refused to talk to anyone during breaks. Unless she was just ignoring this particular “insider”, ahem.

Just wanted to say i went out to meet Jenn figuring she would be nice and at least wave boy was i wrong. Now i am a fan of hers but im not so sure anymore she could of at least acknowledge someone called her name. It was me and the person i was with and 10 paps tops around her and no one was being rude i called out Ms Aniston and all she could do was go straight to her car not even looking at anyone and it’s not like she couldn’t hear or see me i could of reached out and shook her hand thats how close i was. So all reports that say oh she’s so sweet and waving to anyone don’t believe them i thought Jenn was better then that but i guess not. Mr Jason Bateman on the other hand was a sweetheart and deserves more press then her. How fast stars forget who their fans are and who make them. I wish Jenn would learn and be more like Mr Bateman.

I freely admit that I am a Brad/Angie nut. but even I got tired of seeing the same shots of Angie on the set of Salt. So imagine now seeing Jennifer everyday doing absolutely nothing except walking from one spot to another. At least (and here I am being generous) we saw Angie running, hanging from a building and being grabbed by cops.. With Jennifer it is just nothing. Same outfit, same clothes, same, same and same

Please Jared..Stop the madness. If this is what the shots are going to be… i vote no more please.

Can you imagine what it must be like to know that the minute you put your toe on the sidewalk on the way to work or take a break from work or leave work for home, a horde of photographers and/or fans will pounce and post your picture for all the world to pick apart your face, your hair, your makeup, your clothes and dissect your personal life, your interests, your habits and whatever else they can come up with and imagine that your co-workers are just dying to report on everything you do and say at work, when you’re happy, when you’re not, when you don’t look so good, or perform your best so that everyone can read about it and project their opinion as to why. Whew! What pressure that must be! It would no doubt affect my job performance and how I interact with people at work. She must be one strong lady.

Pat @ 04/01/2009 at 9:11 am
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All that is just par for the course, sweetheart. Just par for the course. Those celebs who come by their fame because they genuinely have talent, they know that what the hordes are responding to are their talent and they appreciate it. So if youre Angie or Brad you wave, smile and walk on or even stop and a lucky few fans will get an autograph.
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However, if youre a FRAUD and are only famous for being famous or for infamy, and you know and everyone with sense knows that you are not an artist, then you feel guilty and you hold your head down and you dont acknowledge the fans.
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We know which category fraudiston falls into.
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And BTW Just Jared, no other report of this same story says what you said in your last paragraph. What…..did huvaniston have your balls in their hand when you wrote that? LMFAO!!

lol the real aniston, yep thats why the only person im for is Jason Bateman he actually walked to his trailer and said hello and was one of the sweetest people you could have encountered.

And Pat yes you are right she has pressure and yes there were paps but shockingly they were nice and she also has fans who like her not every one criticizes her i went there a fan i kind of still am maybe she had a bad day and i can understand that but seeing pictures of her waving one day all nice nice then ignoring nice people the next is insulting if you like the person.

WTF all these Aniston posts? WHO CARES???????????? I mean really?

BORING @ 04/01/2009 at 9:49 am WTF all these Aniston posts? WHO CARES???????????? I mean really?

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It’s part of Huvane’s marketing campaign. He pays Jared to post these multiple threads.

Perez Hilton did the talkshow circuit last Spring claiming that he had a makeout session with John Mayer in December, 2006. Perez said he was at a club on New Year’s Eve 2006 with Mayer and his then-girlfriend, Jessica Simpson, who was present and witnessed the five minute long tongue kiss, even “rubbing [Mayer's] crotch” at the time. Mayer’s rep denied this incident and called Perez’s claim “completely ridiculous.”

John Mayer had his Mayercraft Concert Cruise over the weekend, a five day long cruise from LA to Mexico which features performances by Mayer and other artists. It is yet another excuse for Mayer to have his ego stroked by adoring fans paying for the privilege. Mayer did a standup comedy routine on the ship in which he admitted that he did make out with Perez. He then he launched into a routine about how he’s “thought about going gay.”

“He has to go tell people that I made out with him at a club. I never said anything, but you know what? Damn right I made out with him at a club. You know why? Because I can’t stand a gay guy who acts like he just turned gay yesterday. As soon as a guy is walking around all wild… I will f’ck you in the ass to shut you up. You are not wilder than me. Once you judge me I will go ass to mouth with you just to shut you up. First of all, I was thinking about going gay until you turned into their spokesperson.

“I was thinking about going gay. Every man has thought about going gay. It’s usually like.. 2:23 in the morning you wake up. ‘Oh God, interesting!’ We seem to leave out the details, don’t we guys? Guys like fantasies without the details. ‘Oh yeah, I could blow a dude. Might taste like cherries.’ You know that smell at New York Sports Club? The locker room? That’s balls….

“The idea of blowing a guy, that’s not the problem. The problem is like he’d have some other detail that I didn’t think about, like a hangnail or a f’ing class ring knocking into my forehead. Class of 98 just hitting me, or given my predilections Class of 72…

“Whatever, have a good time. Like I don’t know this stuff is going to end up somewhere and they’re going to act like it’s a surprise that it got there. I thought about this **** before I came out… who f’ing cares. Have a good time.”

[Transcribed from Mayer's standup routine on the Mayercraft Carrier, 2009, video above]

There are so many other guys that Mayer could have picked to hook up with, why Perez? He’s not the most attractive person inside or out. I bet Mayer sees everything he has in common with the guy and admires how he built an empire out of being a pure unchecked douche.

Mayer wants some more headlines, and talking about his bi-curiousness or bi-ness is going to get that for him. He pretty much admits that at the end of his shtick. I can admire the fact that he’s brave enough to admit that he has feelings for other guys, but this is Mayer we’re talking about it and he’s doing it to get attention. It worked.

Thanks to Gossip Rocks for featuring this video.

She is so trifling! Vapid *****.

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Rants, Thoughts & Merde
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She looks great.

http://www.IGotConverse.com

the movie has made a total combines of 215 million dollars world wide. good for her and owen they both deserve it.

jenn and george have known each other for a very long time.

OMG… when is this nauseating slu*t going to go away… I am so sick and tired of this fraud .. I wish to God, she can just go away…. OMG.

OH COME ON…THE BIITCH GOT DUMPED AGAIN, DAYS AFTER

HER MELTDOWN…SHE’S DEPRESS. PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO

LOOK AT HER LIKE SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH HER.

SHE HAS MONEY TO HELP HER TO LIVE BETTER, BUT NOTHING TO

LIVE FOR…GRANTED SHE’S OLD, UGLY, WITH GREY HAIR, NO

TALENT, AND TO TOP THAT THE MOST DUMPED OLD WOMAN IN

HOLLYWOOD. WHAT A PITIFUL COUGAR!

I mean to lay a guy like Mayer and his ways. She is really doing so much better since Pitt dumped her. Oh opps she dumped him riiiiight.

“…. Brad has not been seen really with Courtney or David. They had to pick sides, even thought they both liked Brad a great deal.. No they could not hang with Brad and Angie.. Jennifer would hit the roof. ….”

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She’s sick and twisted. Forever the fat, ugly little greek girl who now has the money to buy loyalty. She has no real friends, only those she purchases. Everyone who is with her now receives some sort of financial benefit. In return, she demands blind loyalty.

When she got married and barred her mother, she told her brother that he too would be cut out of her life (in other words, no financial support) if he told her mother any details of the weddilng. She’s an EVIL, DISTURBED B!TCH!!!

Looks to me like she is walking down the street in the picture. But then, I’m an idiot and too stupid to realize she is filming and is just walking to set up the scene. If I could read, i’d know that set insiders said she refused to walk AFTER completion of filming.

I’m also delusional. So I refuse to believe that she is the queen b!tch that everyone on set says she is. I’m brainwashed by the Huvane machine.

She’s so boring. At least when we see pics of other celebs on film sets, it’s pics of them actually shooting their movie (like Salt), but we see her walking to-from the set??? EVERYDAY Jared???? For this boring actress?? C’mon, I’m started to visit you site less because it staring to appear you have love-in you have with her and her manipulative PR team.

Word floating around years ago is that she was a real B on Friends set, that she did not speak to anybody unless they were famous, that she treated people like they were beneath her. Also heard that when with Brad he always made up for her crabbiness on acknowledging fans and regular folks. Her former roommate when she first came to Hollywood said she was a snob, Tate Donovan said she was high maintenance, not sure why this is a surprise to anybody. Often it’s the plain janes that get an inflated ego when they reach fame, making up for all those childhood years when they were the unpopular kid and didn’t get enough of mama’s love, likely their way of sticking it to everybody, like “hah, I’m big now people”.

FROM POPSUGAR
Jennifer Aniston Hears Our Call, Goes on Date With Clooney
Wed, 04/01/2009 - 5:00am by PopSugar 2 Comments - 35 Views
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Jennifer Aniston took an evening off from working on The Baster last night to share a romantic meal with none other than George Clooney. He’s been jet-setting around the world for his various philanthropic projects, but it looks like the two sexy singles found a free minute in their schedules to bond at the restaurant Indochine. George tried to be discreet as he slipped out the back door, which makes sense considering his close friendship with Brad Pitt. His publicist, though, went on the defensive already claiming that they met to, “discuss an upcoming project.” We have more details of their dinner after the jump including some hand holding and possible canoodling, so definitely read more.

Hey highly insulted fan if she is being hauled to her trailer how
did you see her to wave?

She’s unfriendly doesn’t walk down the block and yet in a couple of
the pictures she is waving I’m sure to the fans and in at least half
of them she is walking down the street. Pictures are little more
believeable than a rag story aren’t they? Except when the pictures are PLANTS by Huvane’s HIRED photographers, and she has been instructed to give a couple of “friendly” poses to keep the “image” going.

And Huvane thinks you all are too stupid to realize that he has also PAID some posters on this thread. Look at the nearly identical language and the same left margin typing format used by anonymous at #40, Matt at #42 and Cindy at #44. All three are the SAME PERSON — a hired Huvane poster.

LYING ANISTON and LYING HUVANE are finally being revealed for the FRAUDS they are!

Jen really knows how to live her own life through her movies.

I literally bumped into her at a pizza place in LA on my way to the ladies room once when she was with Brad and she laughed so hard, we both did.
Years later (about two years ago) I was at a hotel and she was there as well. She was nice to everyone.
So people can’t have bad days? What if she’s reading the crap you guys are writing about her? I’d be bitter. I’d feel that no matter what I do, I can’t convince anyone otherwise. Her fans are turning against her because of the detractors. I say that fans and detractors are both weak people. You have no idea what this woman goes through. I wish you were famous and we could pick on your life. But you’re obviously not, so you don’t understand.
You people are really mean. I hope you’re not like that with the people you know in person, family, friends, acquaintances, etc.

I literally bumped into her at a pizza place in LA on my way to the ladies room once when she was with Brad and she laughed so hard, we both did. Years later (about two years ago) I was at a hotel and she was there as well. She was nice to everyone. Of course, I’m lying through my teeth, but that’s what Huvane pays me to do.

What if she’s reading the crap you guys are writing about her? I’d be bitter. I’d feel that no matter what I do, I can’t convince anyone otherwise. Her fans are turning against her because of the detractors. Or because she has been LYING to the public for years and the Mayer fiasco has finally revealed her for the fraud she is.

You have no idea what this woman goes through. Do you have any idea how rough it is to spend $50,ooo a week on hair and STILL inot get it shiny enough?

You people are really mean. Not like sweet Jen, who is so cheap she forced her own mother to go to a welfare clinic when she was gravely ill. why can’t you all be sweet, like her?

I love her!

gee whiz liz! @ 04/01/2009 at 8:28 am ENOUGH OF HER ALREADY!! WE GOT IT SHE’S IN NY FILMING I AND I’M SURE A HOST OF OTHERS ARE TIRED OF SEEING HER EVERY FREAKING DAY OF HER BORING TIME THERE!
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so why do you bother to come here, if you are so bored?

The real aniston @ 04/01/2009 at 9:09 am @ A highly insulted jenn fan @ 04/01/2009 at 8:59 am

Welcome to the real world. Hope you now see that the person you were a “fan” of all these years was just a character on a tv show, The real Jen Aniston has always been the biggest bit@h in Hollywood.
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wow, you say that with such conviction. How do you know this?

arlene=bet @ 04/01/2009 at 10:29 am hey you stupid btich. you still havent learnt english yet! So you cant hide by just changing your moniker ya dumbfcuk, bet. LMFAOOOOO!!!
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And stop spreading rumors about george cloony and that clingly, opportunisitc btcih aniston, youre a fcuking fraud just like you sh*tty idol.
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wow. wow. you need to manage your anger before you post such vile comments.

She’s Mentally unstable @ 04/01/2009 at 11:02 am “…. Brad has not been seen really with Courtney or David. They had to pick sides, even thought they both liked Brad a great deal.. No they could not hang with Brad and Angie.. Jennifer would hit the roof. ….”

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She’s sick and twisted. Forever the fat, ugly little greek girl who now has the money to buy loyalty. She has no real friends, only those she purchases. Everyone who is with her now receives some sort of financial benefit. In return, she demands blind loyalty.

When she got married and barred her mother, she told her brother that he too would be cut out of her life (in other words, no financial support) if he told her mother any details of the weddilng. She’s an EVIL, DISTURBED B!TCH!!!
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Your Name must be applicabel to you, as you seem to have a lot of knowledge about someon you don’t know. you sound like an idiot.

dEE @ 04/01/2009 at 12:56 pm
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Hey dee-dee sh*tty *******. did you just fall off a turnip truck? Did you just crawl out from under a rock? Where the h*ll have you been? if you think this so-called ‘bashing’ of jenny-p*ss-on-me ANUSton is ‘angry’ or ‘vile’ or any other way remarkable, then i suggest you visit any Brad or Angie thread on this very JJ site (which wiould only give you a mild sampling of the real wackos who congregate on sites like ff or dlisted or any other gathering of worthless losers who have nothing to do but trash REAL ACHIEVERS).
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Hey, is that you huvane? LMFAO!!

I dont know why my rendering of ‘dEE’s’ correct name didnt past muster with JJ’s screening, such as it is. So here goes again
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Hey dEE-dEE you sh*tty azz-hole, you seem to have ascribed to yourself, the role of Omnicient One and no one else is ‘allowed’ to present FACTS about that btich ANUSton.
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So you believe that ‘many will disagree about the talents of Brad and Angie’. Wo the fcuk are these ‘many’ and why should ‘they’ be given any credence, when there is objective reality to support the FACTS about the TALENTS of Brad and Angie as artists? So sowwwy that your btich ANUSton doesnt fall into that category.
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And by your reasoning, Brad “is a dog” because he DUMPED that whiny clingy passive-aggressive, vindictive w.h.o.r.e. ANUSton? Well, woof-woof, you sucker, most intelligent people did wonder what he saw in that btich when he gave into pressure and marry her sorry azz back in 2000.
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And in any event, didnt she say in her Elle interview in February that ‘there is no relationship - not with a man, or children, or friends or parents - that can come close to the kind of relationship she has with her dogs?
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She’s one sick twisted btich. But what do you care, huvane? Youre just working for your piece of her pie, arent you? In fact, the more controversy surrounding her the more she needs you to plant the ‘good news’ about her, aint that right? Its a win-win for you all around.
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Carry on, ya sick twisted freak.

I’m sure she has some deals with bloggers like casablanca. remember when huvane sent Perez an email to try to get him to be nicer to jen? mmhmmm i wonder how many other blogs got an email from her people

too many comments from brangelina’s paid bloggers on this blog. Keep it up dudes, why not make some money out of them.

Just amazing— there’s not one Jen fan on here, Told you all you Angie’s Fans are obsessed with our beautiful talented Jen. LOL

There’s a saying that goes “when you lay with dogs you get flee”…nothing against dogs. However, that’s what she gets for being with a douchbag like John Meyer. I hope she didn’t think she was gonna turn a flee like John Meyer into a gentleman. Just a few weeks after they “broke up”. Now he’s writing songs about the type of person she really is. I hope she learned her lesson.

ellie’ @ 04/01/2009 at 2:04 pm Just amazing— there’s not one Jen fan on here, Told you all you Angie’s Fans are obsessed with our beautiful talented Jen. LOL
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Maybe there are no Jen fans here because there aren’t many fans left. Could be they are finally getting to know Aniston and are not liking her very much anymore. I am no fan of Aniston but not because of her (I don’t know her personally of course) but because I don’t care for Rom-Com movies and I don’t like how she has handled her divorce in public . I would have prefered her handling like a true powerful, condfident, strong woman, like Kidman and Witherspoon.

Ms.JOLIE4ever! @ 04/01/2009 at 12:16 pm
Weeks after splitting with Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer debuted a new tune, titled “Heartbreak Warfare,” on his recent five-day cruise, Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, out today.

Before performing the song on March 28, he told the 3,000 fans aboard the Mayercraft Carrier 2, “It’s miserable being around someone who’s negative.”

He then began singing the song, which includes such lyrics as: “If you want more love, why don’t you say so?”

Look back at John and Jen’s most romantic moments

It wasn’t Mayer’s only jaw-dropping moment: He also confessed to making out with celeb blogger Perez Hilton, who has bashed Aniston numerous times on his website. (Us Weekly reported on the same-sex smooch last year, but Mayer declined to comment at the time.)

Check out Hollywood’s grossest kisses of all time

“F–k yeah, I made out with Perez,” he told the crowd. “I just wanted to prove that I’m a sicker f–k than he is. I’ll [have sex with him] until he runs away screaming just to prove a point.”

Can you believe these couples once hooked up?

For more - including how Mayer found Aniston to be “obsessive-compulsive” about her looks and how she isn’t “down at all” about their split - pick up the new issue of Us Weekly today!

a total fan @ 04/01/2009 at 2:32 pm
Maybe there are no Jen fans here because there aren’t many fans left. Could be they are finally getting to know Aniston and are not liking her very much anymore
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hahahahaha! keep dreaming!

This movie soulds like a completely boring dud.

Aniston’s Americ’s Dream, she can have it.
Jolie is Pitt’s Sweetheart. She needs for nothing more than that.

i would call her Greek’s sweetheart.oh waite,she hates her culture.lol

Jolie is America royalty and Jen is America number one DESPERATE ex WIFE !

Angelina and Brad are America’s royalty… in psychiatric hospitals, coast to coast. hahahahahahaha!!!!

The both look miserable. Pitt looks like a drunk bloated alcoholic. Jolie looks crazy and like she has been given some heavy duty psych meds. They are both so fake but the ironic thing is they can’t even fake it anymore. Digusting white trash is what they both are and always have been. Aside from a Past Presidents of the USA, I have never seen two people age so rapidly in such a short amount of time.

“INSIDE ****-ton”
Now there a marketable name for John PEEBOY Mayer’s tell-all about Jenny-p*ss-on-me ANUSton. LOL
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Seriously, i am sure theres a publisher out there who is just begging mayer to write about his experience with dating Anuston.
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The publisher must be saying: ‘you dont have to trash her; cos anything you write will sell! Just make sure you include something about how you told her about you being gay. did she say, i’m gay too and invited you to party with her goddess circle and told you to invite perezhilton?
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You could tell us about that goddess circle of hers that she has talked about in almost every interview going back to 2002. Are they really as tight as she said they were when she gave that VF interview back in 05?She said she loved them better than she could love any man.
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Also tell us about her relationship with her dogs. That will be da bomb cos she said in her last Elle magazine interview back in February that her relationship with her dogs is more satisfying its hotter than any relatinship she could ever have with a man or with children or with parents or with friends.
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So yeah. Any book mayer writes about ANUSton would sell like hot cakes.
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So how about it, jennypoo freaks? Suggest a title for John’s tell-all about ANUSton.

Sorry after Mayer and his pee and poop, Maniston is the one who looks like sh*t, after oozing that flavour during her double Mayerston voyage.

On how being with Angelina Jolie changed his life: “I had a whole other life and I got to experience a lot. And I probably got away with more than I should. And it kind of ran its course, you know, it kind of hit a dead end. [Fatherhood is] the direction I always thought I would go in. But not until, with Angie and it felt like a natural evolution, a natural direction.”

The truth is Jen DOES NOT and DID NOT talk or mingle or associate with anyone. We are part of catering and she always shuts everyone out but 1 guy who is glued to her hip. Jen refers to him and him alone. They do not mingle with ANYONE on set. She is neither friendly or mean. Just nothing. Jen pays only attention to herself.

Jennifer is a fake and a fraud. Nothing more. She will get what she gives out to the world and that would be lies and selfishness.

Jennifer Aniston is known in Hollywood circles as a quirky headcase.
She does not hang out and get to know her fellow actors ever. Jennifer usually brings a HUGE entourage with her (same group-mostly gay) on set. Other then that, she is distant and stays to herself. Jennifer’s NY attitude is nothing new for her.

To the jealous haters of the wonderful Angelina and company. I am sure I must be Angelina Jolie’s number one fan. She is an inspiration to me. I have been in and out of psychiatric hospitals due to issues with cutting and substance abuse since my late teens. I too was very sexual in Kindergarten and was actually kicked out of school for tackling Jesse Mc Vie to the crowd and groping him. I also had a Goth phase where I hung out at funeral homes, cemeteries, and killed small animals for kicks.I tried desperately to get a job at the blood bank but was turned down. I just love my older brother and the horse who boards at my Grandfather’s farm. I like to have sex with my best friend Sheila and do so whenever she is out of rehab. I have a male lover too who is married to a real Mrs. Prissy. I hate her blonde hair, blue eyes and tan body. I am presently remaking a third voodoo doll in an effort to have her either drop dead or make him leave her for me. She was the former homecoming queen at my high school and the main reason I am doing her husband is because I hate chicks like that. I have finally gotten pregnant so I hope Mrs. Prissy will be out of the picture. It makes me feel hopeful that Angelina is with Brad Pitt. I have all the tattoos that she has plus a nose ring. I am thrilled that she is now a saint. I am so sick of people dissing us cutter’s, cheaters, and freaks. Angelina has avenged us all. We hate people with morals and people who do the right things. So stop pointing out facts about Angelina. We don’t like facts.We like delusions, distortions and spin. We have no values or critical thinking skills of our own and are prone to episodes of dyscontrol when people try to point out the truth about Angelina versus recite our talking points.

Signed, Twister Sister.

ANONYMOUS @ 03/19/2009 at 1:47 am

Brad should be embarassed that he ever met Jennifer let alone married her. The most pathetic woman in Hollywood. I bet people in Hollywood actually feel sorry for him. I know I do. He has to be annoyed this ball-and -chain is forever talking about him. Even after six kids with another woman.

This self-absorded ugly 40 year old bimbo states ” I will love Brad for the rest of my life”. Even though she didn’t love him when she was married to him. Now that he has found love and happiness with the beautiful Angelina Jolie she is in love with him? I am sure Jennifer lie awake at nights with regrets. Maybe I should have visited him while he was shooting TROY? Maybe I should have communicated more? Maybe I should have encouraged his interest in philantropy? Maybe I should have encouraged his passion for architecture? Maybe I should have passed on the movie (insert anyone of the many flops)? Maybe I should have told him how lucky I am to be his wife? Maybe I should have thanked him when I won my Golden Globe in 2003? Maybe I should have put my marriage first? Maybe I should have spent less time with Courtney Cox? Maybe I should have not worked while he was working? Maybe I should encouraged his passion for photography? Maybe I should have notice how unhappy he was? Maybe I should have offered to go to marriage counseling? Maybe I should have used his fame to get a film role?

I hope the haters notice I didn’t mention anything about kids. I am probably one of the few people who believe. That marriage didn’t fall apart because of children. It failed because there was a lack of love, respect and a common interest.

SOMETHING BORROWED @ 03/16/2009 at 10:27 pm

I wonder if Brangelina pray to themselves every night that Maniston will find a man. Because it seems every time Maniston gets dumped, they come in for all kinds of fresh abuse from her fellow middle-aged homely dumpees on this site.

Then what happens next is, the Insanistons usual blather continues with:

1) The ‘Find another greek TV hack so she can make beautiful sit-com music with (John Stamos),’ committee…who are joined by the

2)John Mayer is such a douche brigade, and lastly the

3)’My husband/boyfriend, who I am unaware is a closet queen even though his favorited sites are celeb gossip and fashion blogs like mine, thinks Jen is ‘hot,’ and thinks Jolie, Megan Fox, and Charlize Theron are ugly *****,’ types. It must be true because even though I suspect he is not a good example of a heterosexual male, he has a queen and MIGHT be.

I think that last group is my favorite. These same sad old tragic jealous angry whores sometimes post as if they are guys with hard peens for Jen who like wanking off to a 1995 VHS boxed set of Friends (or Dustin Hoffman’s Tootsie, which doubles as substitute wanking material).

Reality is everyone knows Maniston’s got as much sex appeal as Barbara Bush (actually Babs has more - her name’s sexier) - most everyone but Maniston’s so-called fans KNOW this, but the women who have faces that look like hers (UGLY), and who are middle-aged, like rallying around their hair and rhinoplastied restylaned role model, pretending that men are interested.

Most REAL men will tell you, that thought they appreciate teh large marshmellow size nips she showed on every episode back in the 90’s…what straight guy is NOT gonna look at female stripping constantly, talking about stripping, or suing photogs for taking pics of her stripping - they STILL are more than aware that she was the UGLIEST of the female ‘Friends.’ All of you know you’d take looking like Cox or Kudrow - or hell, even LeBlanc, before you’d get stuck with Maniston’s face - which looks like if Dustin Hoffman, Joy Behar and Babs Streisand had a 45 yr old love child together. Only with NONE of the talent they posess. LOL

Brad Pitt was was known to have been rebounding, in therapy and wounded from the Fishsticks Paltrow relationship when he hooked up with the sit-com hack ‘through their agents.’ Sound familiar? LOL. The woman was dumped by Tate Donovan AND Adama Duritz, and Vince Vaughn..and on and on.

If anything the fact that Brad was nice enough to hook up with an average to ugly TV actress with no personality, just tells you what a great guy he is.

HE IS, along with Angelina, afterall, the only reason why any of you buggers CARE at all. THEY are why you are here. I think Maniston and her reject groupies should all be writing checks to the Jolie Pitt foundation, considering that dumb TV lame wannabe loser has coattailed for the last decade or more on Pitt’s fame. Who would she be, if she wasn’t Pitt’s reject kicked to the curb loser woman scorned, whining and crying that people should feel sorry for her that Pitt wanted a divorce. She’s so the first woman to ever have a relationship bite the dust, you know.

Without Pitt, she’d be Ray Romano’s Patricia Heaton - only not as attractive, and not as talented. LOLOL

Vogue 2008:

* What really rankled Aniston about the piece was that Jolie felt the need to recount a detailed timeline of exactly how her relationship developed on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith, while Aniston was still married to and living with Pitt. “There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening,” says Aniston.

Vanity Fair 2005:

* “She wasn’t naïve,” says Aniston pal Kristin Hahn. “She’s not suggesting she didn’t know there was an enchantment, and a friendship [between Pitt and Jolie].”

* “I don’t think he started an affair physically, but I think he was attracted to her,” says Courteney Cox, who vacationed with her husband, David Arquette, and the Pitts on Anguilla just before they announced their separation. “There was a connection, and he was honest about that with Jen. Most of the time, when people are attracted to other people, they don’t tell. At least he was honest about it. It was an attraction that he fought for a period of time.”

Vogue 2007, Angelina Jolie’s actual quote:

* “Because of the film, we ended up being brought together to do all these crazy things, and I think we found this strange friendship and partnership that kind of just suddenly happened. I think a few months in I realized, ‘God, I can’t wait to get to work.’ … Anything we had to do with each other, we just found a lot of joy in it together and a lot of real teamwork. We just became kind of a pair.”

Vogue 2008:

* “Well, it never was that bad,” she says, knowing that it will be hard for a lot of people to believe. “I mean, look, it’s not like divorce is something that you go, ‘Oooh, I can’t wait to get divorced!’ It doesn’t feel like a tickle. But I’ve got to tell you, it’s so vague at this point, it’s so faraway in my mind, I can’t even remember the darkness. I mean, in the end, we really had an amicable split. It wasn’t mean and hateful and all of this stuff that they tried to create about Brad can’t talk to Jen and Jen can’t talk to Brad because this person won’t allow it. It just didn’t happen. The marriage didn’t work out. And pretty soon after we separated, we got on the phone and we had a long, long conversation with each other and said a lot of things, and ever since we’ve been unbelievably warm and respectful of each other. Whoever said everything has to be forever, that’s setting your hopes too high.

Vanity Fair 2005:

* “Am I lonely? Yes. Am I upset? Yes. Am I confused? Yes. Do I have my days when I’ve thrown a little pity party for myself? Absolutely.

* “I don’t feel like a victim,” she says. “I’ve worked with this therapist for a long time, and her major focus is that you get one day of being a victim—and that’s it. Then we take responsibility for our own input. To live in a victim place is pointing a finger at someone else, as if you have no control. Relationships are two people; everyone is accountable. A lot goes into a relationship coming together, and a lot goes into a relationship falling apart.

* “There’s a sensitivity chip that’s missing,” she says.

Vogue 2008:

* These days, the public fascination with her relationship with Vince Vaughn seems almost quaint. I ask her if there’s anything else to be said about that time. “I call Vince my defibrillator,” she says with genuine affection. “He literally brought me back to life

Vanity Fair 2005:

* When she arrived in Chicago to film The Break-Up, the gossip media, frantic for a new development, immediately plunged her into a torrid romance with her co-star, Vince Vaughn. This affair apparently does not exist.

* “I adore Vince Vaughn, but I’m not going out with Vince Vaughn,” she says. “I barely know the guy. We’ve exchanged a wine-and-cheese basket for the start of the movie, and we’ve gone out to dinner with the director and other people. We’ve got to get to know each other.”

And on her divorce from Brad Pitt:

“I’ve got to tell you, it’s so vague at this point, it’s so faraway in my mind, I can’t even remember the darkness. I mean, in the end, we really had an amicable split. … And pretty soon after we separated, we got on the phone and we had a long, long conversation with each other and said a lot of things, and ever since we’ve been unbelievably warm and respectful of each other.”
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****** @ 03/23/2009 at 5:34 pm

On starting a family someday: “Of course I’d like to be a mother some day, and I love children. But a movie like this (Marley & Me) reminds you that you start your life with expectations and dreams, then life unfolds and it doesn’t always turn out the way you’d imagined.”

On what makes her happy: “Just hanging out. Sunsets makes me happy, silly things make me happy. A nice bottle of wine with some good cheese makes me happy. Being in love makes me happy.”

On her future with John Mayer: “I don’t really think about it. I have never been a woman who dreams about getting married and having children and having that house in Connecticut. On the contrary, I’ve always gone with the flow. I enjoy the moment because life goes on while you try to make plans; it’s better to make the most of every second. So I just try to live in the present.”

Jennifer is a bake and fake with no real family or friends other then the paps and the few gays that get their paycheck from her. Notice how people avoid her like the plague and never come out to defend her.

A twit for a twat. Mayer and Aniston, a match of loosers made in heaven.
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One must be the dumbest woman on Earth when she needs TWO attempts at the same relationship with a man who pees on her, a man she chased to Europe like a teen, the urine he pours on her, the first humilating dumping where he said that they had no chemistry between them and that he dumped her, the acknowledgement from HER PART only that she was in love, the begging and the booze on the phone to get back at him, the clinging and telling at the Oscar that she was the happiest she never was thanks to Mayer.
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Damn ! what a pathetic delusional looser this woman is !
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DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR at its best. Now she has in her dating
resume that she is the only woman ever who made out with Perez Hilton leftovers TWICE, in spite of his nasty antics, in spite of the way he treated her the first time around.

I hear she was completely blindsided by her latest dumping, by John Mayer.

You absolutely CANNOT be Americas sweetheart when you are a 40 year old hag with the ONLY thing going for you is a body that you choose to pimp out for attention!!! Sweetheart my ASS!!! LOL!!! GIVE ME A BREAK!!!

Dear # 86 lol “Jen is americas dream and Jolie is America nightmare”
YEAH RIGHT
Maybe you should ask John,Brad,Vince,Adam,Tate, David & Gabe -just to name a few who managed to run away from Jen & are now very very happy!!!!!!.
Also didn’t JOHN actually say he fantasized about Angelina and Vince said she was a great person and fun to work with AND Brad does have 6 beautiful children with her. ENOUGH SAID !!!! LOL

Maniston is right. Very manly with that gigantic JAY LENO Chin. OMG it is so BIG. I would cover it up,too! Nothing sexy about Maniston!

Gabriella @ 04/01/2009 at 3:04 pm
The both look miserable. Pitt looks like a drunk bloated alcoholic. Jolie looks crazy …….
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Uh–oh. Seems like someone is not seeing too well out of their SLIGHTLY CROSSED, WEAK-MUSCLED BROWN EYES. LMFAOOOO! (google it i dare ya! LOL)

uum, Gabby dearest, take a keen look at the pic at the top of this thread. Whom do you see? No honey, thats not Brad and Ange.

Boy what’s up with crazy John, is he coming out now but with
Prez. Sick. Does he really want attention so bad that he does
stuff like this. I’m glad Jen is single again and hope she finds
someone with a brain next time. I really don’t think she is in
hurry through.

To the jealous haters of the wonderful Angelina and company. I am sure I must be Angelina Jolie’s number one fan. She is an inspiration to me. I have been in and out of psychiatric hospitals due to issues with cutting and substance abuse since my late teens. I too was very sexual in Kindergarten and was actually kicked out of school for tackling Jesse Mc Vie to the crowd and groping him. I also had a Goth phase where I hung out at funeral homes, cemeteries, and killed small animals for kicks. I tried desperately to get a job at the blood bank but was turned down. I just love my older brother and the horse who boards at my Grandfather’s farm. I like to have sex with my best friend Sheila and do so whenever she is out of rehab. I have a male lover too who is married to a real Mrs. Prissy. I hate her blonde hair, blue eyes and tan body. I am presently remaking a third voodoo doll in an effort to have her either drop dead or make him leave her for me. She was the former homecoming queen at my high school and the main reason I am doing her husband is because I hate chicks like that. I have finally gotten pregnant so I hope Mrs. Prissy will be out of the picture. It makes me feel hopeful that Angelina is with Brad Pitt. I have all the tattoos that she has plus a nose ring. I am thrilled that she is now a saint. I am so sick of people dissing us cutter’s, cheaters, and freaks. Angelina has avenged us all. We hate people with morals and people who do the right things. So stop pointing out facts about Angelina. We don’t like facts. We like delusions, distortions and spin. We have no values or critical thinking skills of our own and are prone to episodes of dyscontrol when people try to point out the truth about Angelina versus recite our talking points.

Signed, Twister Sister.

…hahahahahahahahahahahaha… the jen stalkers are going stupid hard today. wow.. hahahahahahaahaha..

I have lost all respect for Jen after the Mayer BS! WHY would she hang all over him after all the stuff he said, on the street to the paps. She knew damn well that he has a big mouth and loves to talk about his sex life!! And now, how embarrassing that Mayer has confessed to the Perez thing(EWWWW)and talks about him wanting to F***K him in the A***. That is just gross, but that is what Mayer likes(golden showers) so Jen must be into it or Mayer would not of stayed as long! Americas Sweetheart at 40, I don’t think so!!!!! Hope Mayer keeps talking! LOL

Now John wants to admit to the Perez Hilton make out thing. They said Jessica Simpson was working him below while John deep kissed Perez. Yuck. Jen is getting out in time. Why can’t Mayer keep his mouth shut. He is a closet gay for sure.

JA totally embarrassed herself with Mayer- Short and Sweet!!!!

If John is bi or gay so what. That’s ok. What is funny is that Jen can’t seem to hold onto ANY guy. Straight, gay or bi. LOL
Maybe Jen needs to switch teams……………………?

None of my comments are getting posted!!

Mayer actually thought Maniston is a man that’s why he made out with Jenhag. He was so disappointed when he found out that she’s just a hag with a man’s face. lol

Ok I am going to try again to Twisted Sister. I know all that and have heard all that and still I remain a total fan of Jolie. Jolie has owned up to her past and is living her life to the fullest.

John is a nasty freak telling how much he wants to f*ck someone’azz. He is disguting.
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I won’t be surprised if Aniston is suffering from chronic diarrhea since her little adventure with that freak. The urine and now this ? This guy is nuts, just pray that he doesn’t release other juicy stuff about the Mayerston fiasco !

…look @ the longest posts - they’re all from non-man`man “fans”. hahahahahaha… that’s devotion. it’s good to see the people who hate jen work the hardest to keep her relevant. job well done. hahaha..

All the nasty things that Jennifer fans wished for Jolie and Brad are being lived by Jennifer Aniston now.

the break up, the tell all, the public humiliation, the suffering…

Maybe Jen fans need to be more careful…

#150

THAT WAS TOO TOO FUNNY….LOVED IT…..NICE!

all the haters:. SHUT THE **** UP;

The real aniston @ 04/01/2009 at 9:50 am
“One day during the last year of her marriage to Brad the two of them were in a store in LA. While they were inside, a small group of excited fans gathered outside. Aniston became enraged and refused to leave the store because she didnt want to have to speak to them. Brad, on the other hand, went outside smiled, waved was polite to everyone and drove their car around to the back of the store so his “wife” wouldnt have to interact with people she considered “riff raff.” THAT is the real Jen Aniston. ”
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source, please?
lol… you people could really try a carrer as writers for Star or National Enquirer…
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As for the “insulted jenn fan”… i wouldn’t be surprised ay all if you were another brangelina loonie… nothing surprises me anymore after one of you posted under my name… pathetic!

ellie’ @ 04/01/2009 at 6:29 pm a total fan @ 04/01/2009 at 2:32 pm
No moron I meant Jen fans– they don’t like to come here with all you obsessed a s s holes over Jen. We don’t like to fight where sweet like Jen not like you insane people. silly one!!!
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SAY AGAIN?!! YOUR SWEET LIKE JEN ?!! Then why are you calling me a moron, a s s hole and insane. Usually when people run out of things to say they resort to name calling.

DAMN YOU PEOPLE ARE IGNORANT!!!
GET A LIFE - WE HER FANS LOVE HER JUST LOVE HER!!!

Why we love her is of no concern to you, Jen is public, we’re not.

me encanta jennifer aniston, es super encantadora, preciosa, siempre se viste perfecta, su pelo es extraordinario, hace lo que quiere y todos siguen hablando de ella, no es una loca extrana como otras, se rie de si misma, tiene sentido del humor, sus peliculas son super entrete, super buena comediante y los oscar casi nunca premian comediantes como mejor actrices pero si recibio grammy por amigos, asi es que por supuesto el mundo entero ha visto lo excelente que es como actriz y que nos hace reir con su encanto y talento.

Smooch Smooch @ 04/01/2009 at 8:08 pm
“Why aren’t her “die hard” fans commenting on Mayer’s confession about kissing Perez?”
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Because it’s not a big deal. He was probably trying to be funny… and if it’s true, so what??
This shouldn’t be so weird for you since AJ made out with women before (and, ew, even with her brother)… and don’t you consider her and Brad a perfect couple?

Um…okay. That sounds totally normal for a celebrity. Perez Hilton and OK! magazine (and you sheeps…not you Jared!) are totally blowing this out of EXTRAORDINARY PROPORTIONS!

laura2 @ 04/01/2009 at 8:50 pm
Because it’s not a big deal. He was probably trying to be funny… and if it’s true, so what??

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Of course you say so what. You know it’s true, but you also know she has no options when it comes to men. She is a hapless loser who has been dumped by every man since brad, so she has to take whatever she can get. She is lucky that Peeboy took her back after dumpingt her in that sidewalk press conference. But you don’t care if she chooses gay men who like to peeeee on her then dump her, because NO ONE ELSE WILL HAVE HER!

On the tape Mayer spends an inordinate amount of time talking about wanting to screw Perez in the a$$. I guess we now know why he kept dumping Maniston. He wants someone with a bigger pen!s than she has (though hers is likely very significant)

He was probably got more aroused from kissing Perez than from kissing Maniston. Come to think of it, the REAL Maniston kind of looks like Perez. Don’t you agree — fat, frizzy hair, monkey face:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2176/2423640724_6969da5f1f.jpg

And it all begins like that :
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http://s5.tinypic.com/143m4gi.jpg

No matter how hard I try, I can’t think of a SINGLE good thing to say about why I like the serial DUMPEE. It’s pretty hard to pretend I’m a fan, but hey, that’s what I get paid for. Why won’t Huvane give us something to work with here? I am at a loss trying to find anything good to say about the CHEAPEST woman in LA who gives used handbags to charity, while Brad and Angie give millions.

Oh I know, I’ll just talk about Brad and Angie instead (it ’s worked for Maniston for five years). THAT will take the focus off of cheap Jen who let her sick mother go to a welfare clinic. The same Jen who gets DUMPED like clockwork every time she chases after a man.

Why am I stuck trying to think of something good to write about the LAUGHINGSTSOCK of Hollywood? I wonder if she still smells like Mayer’s ur!ne? I need a new job. Being a PRETEND Aniston fan is getting way too hard.

America has finally seen for themselves why Brad Pitt left this shallow airheaded bimbo who would do anything for fame. She came to the Oscars with that douchebag John Mayer to convince herself she was on the same level as Brangelina. Who actually believed John Mayer wanted a 40 year old tv hacktress? Jennifer should thank god everyday for the “bermuda triangle”. without it she would faded into TV LAND. Jennifer only claim to to fame is a hairdo and marriage to a moviestar. She will never ever be a movie star. How come everytime this tramp do a interview Brad always come up in the interview? Because that’s all she has. I can’t even remember who I dated 5 years ago. But this aging big chin wh@re act like she divorce Brad last week. I hate this ugly b!tch.

Team Jolie-Pitt Forever!!!!

The haters are a delusional bunch of azzholes. They are so jealous of Angelina is embarressing. They are jealous because Jennifer will never be beautiful or as talented as Angie. They hate Angelina because Brad loves her. They talk sh!t about Brad because Jennifer is manless, loveless, and miserable. JA doesn’t have an ounce of class. She is the only Hollywood divorcee who can’t move on. Have you ever heard any other woman still confessing her love for a man that hooked up with another woman within three months of his SEPERATION and became the father of six? Hell No!!! Is Nicole still talking about how she will love Tom the rest of her life.

JA and her hags live in tabloid fantasy. I bet that ugly big chin **** actually thought Brad had some type of crush or fantasy about Angelina and after a few months or weeks he would miss stroking her big azz chin and coming running back to her. Wrong. Jennifer and the trolls are waiting for Brad to come back to her. JA does not want Brad because she love him. She want him back for her career. Lucky for Brad Angelina was a successful movie star on her own. Neither one of them did not need the other for anything other than love.

Brad should be embarassed that he ever met Jennifer let alone married her. The most pathetic woman in Hollywood. I bet people in Hollywood actually feel sorry for him. I know I do. He has to be annoyed this ball-and -chain is forever talking about him. Even after six kids with another woman.

This self-absorded ugly 40 year old bimbo states ” I will love Brad for the rest of my life”. Even though she didn’t love him when she was married to him. Now that he has found love and happiness with the beautiful Angelina Jolie she is in love with him? I am sure Jennifer lie awake at nights with regrets. Maybe I should have visited him while he was shooting TROY? Maybe I should have communicated more? Maybe I should have encouraged his interest in philantropy? Maybe I should have encouraged his passion for architecture? Maybe I should have passed on the movie (insert anyone of the many flops)? Maybe I should have told him how lucky I am to be his wife? Maybe I should have thanked him when I won my Golden Globe in 2003? Maybe I should have put my marriage first? Maybe I should have spent less time with Courtney Cox? Maybe I should have not worked while he was working? Maybe I should encouraged his passion for photography? Maybe I should have notice how unhappy he was? Maybe I should have offered to go to marriage counseling? Maybe I should have used his fame to get a film role?

I hope the haters notice I didn’t mention anything about kids. I am probably one of the few people who believe. That marriage didn’t fall apart because of children. It failed because there was a lack of love, respect and a common interest.

Her co-stars always said the sweetest things about her… Of course there is a big difference between co-stars and crew members. She has always been nice to those she considers on HER level, because she is an elitist who thinks money is synonymous with class (uneducated, former bike messenger that she is).

I can LIE and say she had a great relationship with members of the Friends crew, but I certainly can’t prove it. She treats ordinary people with disdain, and has since the day she started making the big bucks. Her lack of charitable donations and her egregious lack of empathy for the lower classes is proof of what an uncaring, elitist
b!tch she is, but I get paid to say otherwise. Gee, I hope someone actually believes my drivel.

@ fernanda
grammy? aniston? really?

“It’s miserable being around someone who’s negative.”
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I will always no this is how John Mayer feel about Jennifer Aniston when he sing this song. What I can’t understand is John Mayer is the one making Jen look bad and yet her fans bash Brad/Angie……..they don’t have any thing to do with her messed up relationship with John. I got a feeling John is going to keep running his mouth about John to.

WOW, JARED, U REALLY HATE JEN DON’T U? OR ELSE SOMEONE IS PAYING U BIG BUCKS TO RUIN HER NAME. CAUSE, BASICALLY, UR WEBSITE HAS BEEN DOING IT MORE THAN ANY OTHER. BUT THEN AGAIN U’VE BEEN A BIG INFLUENCE ON THEM TOO.

i sure hope that Angie finally says yes to Brad’s proposal. Please, Angie, marry him. He loves you and you love him, what’s the hold up. We your fans want you to be the real Mrs. Brad Pitt. We want the JenHags to ************. I am sick and tired of them gloating that Chinnifer is the only one that he has married. SO, ANGIE, PLEASE SAY YES. THIS IS WHAT HE HAS WANTED SINCE HE LAID EYES ON YOU. REMEMBER , HE LEFT CHINNIFER FOR YOU.HE LOVES YOU. YOU GUYS HAVE THE MOST GORGEOUS KIDS IN THE WORLD. BRANGELINA RULES, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. LOVE RULES

worthreposting @ 04/01/2009 at 2:31 pm Perez Hilton did the talkshow circuit last Spring claiming that he had a makeout session with John Mayer in December, 2006. Perez said he was at a club on New Year’s Eve 2006 with Mayer and his then-girlfriend, Jessica Simpson, who was present and witnessed the five minute long tongue kiss, even “rubbing [Mayer's] crotch” at the time. Mayer’s rep denied this incident and called Perez’s claim “completely ridiculous.”

John Mayer had his Mayercraft Concert Cruise over the weekend, a five day long cruise from LA to Mexico which features performances by Mayer and other artists. It is yet another excuse for Mayer to have his ego stroked by adoring fans paying for the privilege. Mayer did a standup comedy routine on the ship in which he admitted that he did make out with Perez. He then he launched into a routine about how he’s “thought about going gay.”

“He has to go tell people that I made out with him at a club. I never said anything, but you know what? Damn right I made out with him at a club. You know why? Because I can’t stand a gay guy who acts like he just turned gay yesterday. As soon as a guy is walking around all wild… I will f’ck you in the ass to shut you up. You are not wilder than me. Once you judge me I will go ass to mouth with you just to shut you up. First of all, I was thinking about going gay until you turned into their spokesperson.

“I was thinking about going gay. Every man has thought about going gay. It’s usually like.. 2:23 in the morning you wake up. ‘Oh God, interesting!’ We seem to leave out the details, don’t we guys? Guys like fantasies without the details. ‘Oh yeah, I could blow a dude. Might taste like cherries.’ You know that smell at New York Sports Club? The locker room? That’s balls….

“The idea of blowing a guy, that’s not the problem. The problem is like he’d have some other detail that I didn’t think about, like a hangnail or a f’ing class ring knocking into my forehead. Class of 98 just hitting me, or given my predilections Class of 72…

“Whatever, have a good time. Like I don’t know this stuff is going to end up somewhere and they’re going to act like it’s a surprise that it got there. I thought about this **** before I came out… who f’ing cares. Have a good time.”

[Transcribed from Mayer's standup routine on the Mayercraft Carrier, 2009, video above]

There are so many other guys that Mayer could have picked to hook up with, why Perez? He’s not the most attractive person inside or out. I bet Mayer sees everything he has in common with the guy and admires how he built an empire out of being a pure unchecked douche.

Mayer wants some more headlines, and talking about his bi-curiousness or bi-ness is going to get that for him. He pretty much admits that at the end of his shtick. I can admire the fact that he’s brave enough to admit that he has feelings for other guys, but this is Mayer we’re talking about it and he’s doing it to get attention. It worked.

Thanks to Gossip Rocks for featuring this video.

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Wow!!!!
I never thought John would look lower than Perez right about now.
I have more respect for Perez. John Mayer is a lowlife scum douche bag. It’s hilarious how he has his people to pull all the tapes of himself doing that disgusting stand up routin.
Let me say men don’t make out with or sleep with another dude to get them to shut up. I believe Mayer is gay and has been gay for a long time. He should just come out already. He clearly hates women but playing women is how he gets his money so I’ll be his pr team are busy burning the midnight oil figuring out how they are going to clean up this mess.
Jenn just should be glad she got away from this dude. Making a song putting her down is low. This guy is a jerk.

Manlesston @ 04/01/2009 at 11:14 pm

“Jared has nothing to do with the public sentiment against the cheap”
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Lol…sorry, but public sentiment? Do you live your life in Just Jared? Or maybe you think “public” means B&A fans?

This strange woman, Aniston, can’t keep a man. There is something wrong with her. Brad married her, and stayed as long as he did because he is a nice guy and was trying to help her. But he was in therapy the whole time, trying to deal with this strange woman, Aniston.

i am sorry no grammy.
yes, emmy and golden globe.

#208 A serious and accomplished actress? Did you manage to type that without laughing? Jen has made people lose respect for her, and not just J-P fans. The whole Mayer thing turned her into a joke and I am sure he will not stop talking, which she should of known b/c of his past behaviour!!!

Totally agree with PINK ROSES. With all the internet rumors about Brad And Angie getting married today. I sure hope it happens soon. So we can once and for all shut the haters up. The jenhags still holding on to hope that Brad will go back to leatherface. But it won’t happen. Are they so blind by hatred? Anyone who have seen Brangelina on the red carpet knows this couple is so deeply in love.

True Love Wins

THEN WHY STILL BOTHER WITH THE CONTIUOUS HATE POSTS.
I DONT QUITE UNDRSTAND IT - ANGIE AND BRAD ARE ALMOST MARRIED SO??? WHAT THEHECK HAS JENNIFER GOT TO WITH IT .. SHE’S TRYING TO MOVE ON BUT YOU PEOPLE JUST DRAG THE SH!T INTO IT ALL THE TIME … LET HER MOVE ON TOO … DAMN YOU’RE MORE PATHETIC!!
JENNIFER YOU ROCK!!

PINK ROSE … @ 04/02/2009 at 5:49 am WAKE UP AND SMELL YRSELF!!! ANGIE IS A SELFISH B!TCH AND A SOUR PU$$ … SHE WILL NEVER EVER HAVE BRAD’S WHOLE HEART
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Angelina already got it beyotche. Didn’t you read what Brad said in his last interview. he said he knows his gona be a father someday, but only with Angelina’s kids , that means he never considered Maniston as a mother material. He even said married to that HAG is dead end.

I will continue to post the truth about JA because she is a ugly, big chin, leatherface middle age bimbo. As long as you b!tches continue talking crap about Angie I will seek and destroy your ugly idol from TV. Brad’s had pity for ugly women when he married a ugly tv sitcom hack like JA. He gave all you ugly wh@res hope that you could get a handsome guy. Not only is Manface alone , her fans are too. So continue your attacks on Angie ( all because Brad fell in love with her). Until it stops I will be right here with the rest of Brangelina fans to wipe the floor will all you delusional worshippers of the tv actress.

Repeat after me:

Brad is gone forever. He’s in love with Angelina. They have 6 children.
Brad is gone forever. He’s in love with Angelina. They have 6 children.
Brad is gone forever. He’s in love with Angelina. They have 6 children.

Soon it will start to sink in.

Interesting post

junglefever jen? @ 04/02/2009 at 5:50 am

Yesterday TMZ showed a clip of a camera-man following X to and from her trailer while shooting in NY, and he kept asking her the question “…HAVE YOU TRIED DATING BLACK MEN??…..WHY DON’T YOU DATE A BLACK GUY…???”…

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One of the TMZ staff guys said that FRIENDS was famous for not having any black guys on the show!

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I think her RACIST FANS would probably bust a gut if she dated a black guy….but she’d probably try to date a really good looking black guy, which she doesnt deserve!
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junglefever jen? @ 04/02/2009 at 5:54 am

by the way……

….In the TMZ video clip X never answered the question about whether she’d date a black guy……I GUESS WE HAVE OUR ANSWER….I guess she’s “too good”, and is only accustomed to dating dou chebag singers & actors now…

Um… to the poster who talks about her not dating a black man….so what????? Maybe she prefers white men. Is that a crime? Does that make her prejudice? You are nuts and a troublemaker. Is she a homophobic if she doesn’t date women also?

get real @ 04/02/2009 at 7:05 am Um… to the poster who talks about her not dating a black man….so what????? Maybe she prefers white men. Is that a crime? Does that make her prejudice? You are nuts and a troublemaker. Is she a homophobic if she doesn’t date women also?

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Mayer is a racist pig and she’s still running after him, so that tells us what she thinks about black people:

John Mayer: Miner of Comedy Gold
Gawker
Mon Jun 26 2006

On Friday night, singer/songwriter John Mayer abandoned his lonely-chick rock persona for a moment and tried his hand at stand-up comedy. The singer went on as a special guest at the Comedy Cellar, where one blogger noted that he seemed “drunk or stoned, maybe both.” Excellent! Some lessons learned from Mayer on the mic:

1) Women are ***** (If you’re expecting a punchline here…so were we. Didn’t come.)
2) Lots of ***** have “unlocked their Masterlock” for him. Ew.
3) New Yorkers aren’t really bothered much by terrorism. Cause there’s like “Missiles and ****” constantly being launched at us and we’re used to it. Um…right. Might want to quit while you’re behind, John.
4) He lives up on a hill “away from the black people.” (Danger, Will Robinson, danger)
5) If white people were allowed to use the ‘N’ word, he would use it about 1,000 times a day. And yes, Mayer did use the ‘N’ word during his act. Several times.

Rest assured, Mayer still thinks your body is a wonderland — unless you’re black. In which case, your body is the ‘hood.

Stay Far, Far Away From This Wonderland [The Man in Black]

http://gawker.com/news/john-mayer-miner-of-comedy-gold-183396.php

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I love how when one of you (or a tabloid) say something completely random about Aniston (a bad something, of course)…everybody runs with it as if it is fact…
This one in particular is a joke to me…
her co-stars always said the sweetest things about her…she always seemed to have a great relationship with members of the Friends crew, from producers to wardrobe and catering…she threw a wrap party for cast and crew of “The Break up” and “marley and me”…she said in a recent interview that she admired the director of “He’s just not that into you” specially because he knew every member of his crew by name…
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I made a few corrections to this post. I would like Jennifer’s fans to read it this way. See it works both ways.

I love how when one of you (or a tabloid) say something completely random about Angelina (a bad something, of course)…everybody runs with it as if it is fact…
This one in particular is a joke to me…
her co-stars always said the sweetest things about her…she always seemed to have a great relationship with members on all the movies she has made..The Crew, from producers to wardrobe and catering. UNHCR volunteers, Presidents, Senator, Foreign Dignitaries and other Humanitarians.

There are so many quotes from people who have met her that sing her praises. She is respected and is always prepared. She greets all members of the cast and crew in a open and friendly manner. Thus directors are falling all over themselves to work with her.

See

Jennifer Aniston is pulling some major diva behavior on the set of her new film, The Baster!

The high-maintenance Maniston’s insecurities have become a problem for the whole crew!!

“In the morning, the cast and crew had to wait to start filming without Jen because she asked for extra time to finish blow-drying her hair,” sources from the set have complained.

So ridic!

Jennifer’s hair isn’t the only obstacle the cast and and crew have encountered. After filming a scene set in a restaurant with co-star Jason Bateman, Aniston refused to step out into the sunlight!

“Jen refused to walk even a step outside the restaurant during the break for lunch. She had her car pull up right next to the restaurant so she could be driven less than a block to her trailer to avoid photographers,” another set spy dished.

People will only put up with diva shiz like that for so long!

From Perez-Hilton
http://www.okmagazine.com/news/view/12930

MK @ 04/02/2009 at 12:38 pm
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Show us your posts of a similar nature, in which Angie or Brad OR THE JOLIE-PITT CHILDREN are the subjects of your concern, as you have so eloquently done with this ‘leave her alone’ post in favor of that 40 year-old child woman.
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Only then will this post of yours have any validity.
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Otherwise, FCUK OFF!

MK, the press is not “all over” Aniston. The only interest in her is generated by her publicist who fabricates fake romances and stages photo ops, OR has her give interviews where she talks about Brad or Angie. On her own — without a famous fake date, or without the Jolie Pitt coattails on which continues to ride — she is BORING. No life, No interests. No charities. No public service.

I fail to see how anyone would be interested in anyone whose sole activity, outside of her fabricated love life, is vacationing in Mexico or taking her clothes off for mens’ magazine. I defy you to name one additional thing she has done to keep herself in the spotlight other than talk about Brad. Oh, and spend $50,000 in one week on her HAIR while the rest of the country wallows in a deep recession. Right now, there is interest only because her most recent fake boyfriend has just revealed his desire to have sex with a gay man. She, on the other hand, is her same old boring self-centered self.

# 109 lol @ 04/01/2009 at 3:27 pm

Brangelina is a fake and a fraud. Nothing more. They will get what they give out to the world and that would be lies and selfishness. KARMA!
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You are very ignorant!

“Jen refused to walk even a step outside the restaurant during the break for lunch,” an insider told OK! “She had her car pull up right next to the restaurant so she could be driven less than a block to her trailer to avoid photographers.”
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Probably too embarrassed to show herself in public after her latest romantic debacle.

This is hilarious. Check this out from http://www.blindgossip.com. Three guesses and the first two don’t count.

She Calls His Friends to Beg for Phone Number

CDAN - This A list actress is more famous for one lucky television role than the truly awful acting she has done in movies. Well, she had a recent breakup. Her publicity machine cranked out every story it could to say she was the one who had done the breaking up with her singer boyfriend. Well, this may be true, but then why would the singer have to change his phone number and e-mail address after she wouldn’t stop trying to contact him? When she couldn’t reach the singer why would she start calling all of his friends to beg them for his number? What she is telling his friends is that she can’t move on without some kind of closure.

PINK ROSE … @ 04/02/2009 at 5:49 am

Sorry but not only that Angie has Brad’s ENTIRE heart, but also has HIS BODY and his SIX children. Hurts you still?

Jennifer nós somos do Brasil, te amamos muito.

Jennifer come to Brazil! we love you so much. our goddess.
We need you.

Jennifer Venha para o Brasil! Nós te amamos muito. Nossa Deusa. Precisamos de você

Jen we love you!!!!!!!!!!!

damn envy against jen!

Whats up, lunifer st dee? Your 20 years of therapy up? Can’t stop calling your mother a disease? Run out of men to fcuk on the first date? Run out of p.o.r n.o mags to spread your beaver on? Run out of smokes, or leather tanning beds? Run out of pot to smoke? Or just plain old sexually frustrated and all out of c. o.cks, because people fcuk you and leave you?

Jill, you are very jealous, deserves death!

I noticed a lot of negative comments about Jennifer Aniston on here.

I went to the Marley & Me premiere in London ,got her autograph on a DVD cover of “Rumour Has It”, she acknowledged me and I got a nice smile from her.

She looked absolutely stunning and I’m now an even bigger fan of her.

Jennifer is cool.

Regards

Dave.

Oh, ok. Could you please die and go to the hell? thank you girl ;D PAOLA*

FAZ ORKUT AEEE GALERINHA FEIA :D

She look like a man with long blonde hair and make up. Her face is too wide. Her mouth and her chin is ugly

Angelina Jolie was the first beautiful woman Brad has ever dated. How lucky can one man be. After dating nothing but ugly actresses, he finally got it right. Jennifer Aniston, Gwyneth Paltrow and Juliette Lewis are all ugly. Maybe the trolls would have been happy if Brad had found another ugly actress. So they could say Jennifer looked better. Instead of the most beautiful woman in the world. We all know JA can not compete with Angelina in looks or talent. Not even in the bedroom.

@Samantha:

Please tell me what other examples of her are there where she snubs her fans?

All people if they are celebrities or just everyday people are going to want to be by themselves sometime and no always feel like talking to people.

I may be accused of wearing rose tinted glasses and therefore be accused of bias towards her but this board is biased against her.On that note are we going to achieve middle ground?

I’m certainly not going to complain about her at the London premiere, she was walking away from me when I said”Thank You Jennifer” .I never expected her to turn around I actually expected her to carry on walking.

I think she’s a goddess anyway and check out my profile on myspace - http://www.myspace.com/techico

wow that was a bad experience. She actually greeted me and sister, took a few pictures with us. Its on my myspace page. she probably did not hear you……or maybe just was busy, I do not know but that is unfortunate.