Jennifer Aniston Turns To The Turkey Baster

Did Jen turn John back to being gay?

Blair vAN dER archibald @ 04/01/2009 at 12:10 pm
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“What this woman goes through”???????? What the fcuk does this rich, lazy, self-absorbed btich has to worry about? her image? isnt that of her own making?
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Its enablers like you stupid dumbfcuk ‘blair van der fcuking pretender’ that gives this woman permission to believe her hype.
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If you want to know how REAL WOMEN deal with assorted azzholes ‘picking at her life” look no further than the highly accomplished Angelina Jolie!

ok no need for the name anymore because yes she had a bad day all is forgiven i honestly feel bad and cant pick sides just because of one report after another she had a bad day and i happened to catch her on a bad day im still a fan and now i know why i have never posted lol. anyone know how the hell do you get your comments deleted anyway im done lol

#45 : READ THE REST OF THE ARTICLE :…….from Popsugar…… APRIL FOOLS!!!! While we seriously wish that Jen would find herself in George’s arms, these are old photos and they both are still single — though hopefully, Jen can find some inspiration

Wow, I feel like inside the snake pit. Goodbye people, it’s scary in here!

SAY WHAT @ 04/01/2009 at 9:20 am Pat @ 04/01/2009 at 9:11 am
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All that is just par for the course, sweetheart. Just par for the course. Those celebs who come by their fame because they genuinely have talent, they know that what the hordes are responding to are their talent and they appreciate it. So if youre Angie or Brad you wave, smile and walk on or even stop and a lucky few fans will get an autograph.
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However, if youre a FRAUD and are only famous for being famous or for infamy, and you know and everyone with sense knows that you are not an artist, then you feel guilty and you hold your head down and you dont acknowledge the fans.
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We know which category fraudiston falls into.
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And BTW Just Jared, no other report of this same story says what you said in your last paragraph. What…..did huvaniston have your balls in their hand when you wrote that? LMFAO!!
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I guess we all have our opinions, because many, many will disagree with you about the “talents” of BP and AJ.

Also, are you a psychologist?

Jen must be so proud @ 04/01/2009 at 10:56 am I mean to lay a guy like Mayer and his ways. She is really doing so much better since Pitt dumped her. Oh opps she dumped him riiiiight.
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She filed for divorce after he said nothing was going on with his co-worker. So he did in fact dump her - he is a dog.

SAY WHAT!!! @ 04/01/2009 at 12:22 pm Blair vAN dER archibald @ 04/01/2009 at 12:10 pm
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“What this woman goes through”???????? What the fcuk does this rich, lazy, self-absorbed btich has to worry about? her image? isnt that of her own making?
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Its enablers like you stupid dumbfcuk ‘blair van der fcuking pretender’ that gives this woman permission to believe her hype.
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If you want to know how REAL WOMEN deal with assorted azzholes ‘picking at her life” look no further than the highly accomplished Angelina Jolie!
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You discredit yourself not only with the crap you write, but with the disgusting words you use.
“Highly accomplished” is your opinion.
“Enablers” ? are you kidding me?
How much do you know about the woman to feel confident enough to write such crap? You know nothing about her? I see, so you are an idiot.

Obsessed with her looks? Her???

No sh-t.

And if John Mayer’s calling you out on your narcissism, what does that say about you?

Yes you Jennifer Aniston. You.

New issue of Us Weekly reveals that one of the reasons why they broke is because John could no longer handle how “obsessive-compulsive” Jen is about her looks. Of course. Insecurity is terribly unattractive but even more so for someone like John, because if you’re spending too much time on YOU, it means you’re not spending enough time on HIM.

And you thought Fabulous at 40! was effortless?

John also debuted a new song on his boat cruise the other day. It’s called Heartbreak Warfare and he told the crowd that: “It’s miserable being around someone who’s negative.”

Then he started singing: “If you want more love, why don’t you say so?”

Why? Why won’t she say so?

Because she’s bought into the dumbassness illusion of the perfect man. The one who will read your mind, say what you want to hear, do what you want him to do, without you having to ask for it. Because where’s the romance in asking for it?

It’s in a novel, that’s where.

This is the problem. They teach girls that this is what they deserve so that they end up not asking for what they deserve.

Pretty much sums up Jennifer Aniston…in a nutshell.

But just to bring it back to John, because it’s always about John, he also admits he made out with Perez Hilton:

“F–k yeah, I made out with Perez. I just wanted to prove that I’m a sicker f–k than he is. I’ll [have sex with him] until he runs away screaming just to prove a point.”

And Perez HATES Jennifer Aniston.

Whatever. If John calls her, she’d still take him back.

Here she is continuing to shoot The Baster in New York yesterday photographed in amazing light by the paps. This is not a photo shoot. At least not officially.

Jennifer is the answer to a blind item about an insecure woman who has the paparazzi photosshop pix of her enemies to look bad. remember how controlling she was with the razzi at the oscar after party

Blogger Perez Hilton is caught up in the midst of an Stephen Huvane battle. Once the news hit yesterday regarding the so-called split, Perez posted an item accusing Aniston & rep Huvane of lying about the break-up for months. Within just a few hours, Stephen himself posted a response to Hilton’s accusations. Here he is now.

Hey there.
Just saw your item and wanted to correct you. I understand that being mean is your thing and honestly I am not trying to convince you to be any other way. If that’s what makes you happy then by all means go ahead and be mean. It’s just that if you are going to be mean then try being right. We never told People magazine that Jennifer and Vince were still together. Just do a little research and you will find that we told People.com that Jennifer was not engaged, had not been proposed to, and had no ring.

Your venom towards Jennifer and Kirsten is something I will never quite understand because if you actually knew these two ladies you would really like them.

I hope you will fix your item but my expectations are really low.

Stephen Huvane

To which, of course, Perez Hilton replied:

Excuse us???

If Jennifer did not lie to People magazine, then what the **** was THIS all about!!!

Huvane orchestrated to have his client on the cover of People in late October, and the headline screamed “Defending Their Love.”

What more, not only did Maniston lie to us and People magazine, but she also lied to Oprah, and that’s much worse!

In mid-October, Jennifer made an appearance on Oprah and she lied to the talk show host and her millions of viewers, saying that she and Vince Vaughn were still together.

And, even though they had hardly seen each other all of September or October, Huvane himself lied about the status of Maniston’s relationship.

When reports surfaced in October that Chinocchio had been dumped by Vaughn, Huvane issued this statement, claiming that any breakup talk was “rubbish.”

Finally, when it became painfully clear to Mister Huvane and Miz Anitson that they could no longer continue deceiving her “fans,” they turned to their lapdog People magazine this week once again, issuing the following statement on Tuesday night: “After Jennifer’s trip to London several weeks ago, Jennifer and Vince mutually agreed to end their relationship but continue to be good friends today.”

Unfortunately for Chinocchio and Huvane, their history of lies and deception with the public and the media have made them lose all credibility.

Next time you send us an email trying to “spin” us, Stephen, you might want to do a little research and try to be right!

xoxo

I believe there is a severe backlash starting to brew about Jennifer Aniston and her PR’s manipulative ways, many of the public has caught on to them. Oh this will be SO fun to sit back and watch, looks like things are about to explode, like she is going to finally get called out left, right and centre for her lying, backtracking, fake ways. The honeymoon is now over for “America’s Sweetheart”.