Jennifer Aniston Turns To The Turkey Baster

On how being with Angelina Jolie changed his life: “I had a whole other life and I got to experience a lot. And I probably got away with more than I should. And it kind of ran its course, you know, it kind of hit a dead end. [Fatherhood is] the direction I always thought I would go in. But not until, with Angie and it felt like a natural evolution, a natural direction.”

The truth is Jen DOES NOT and DID NOT talk or mingle or associate with anyone. We are part of catering and she always shuts everyone out but 1 guy who is glued to her hip. Jen refers to him and him alone. They do not mingle with ANYONE on set. She is neither friendly or mean. Just nothing. Jen pays only attention to herself.

Jennifer is a fake and a fraud. Nothing more. She will get what she gives out to the world and that would be lies and selfishness.

Jennifer Aniston is known in Hollywood circles as a quirky headcase.
She does not hang out and get to know her fellow actors ever. Jennifer usually brings a HUGE entourage with her (same group-mostly gay) on set. Other then that, she is distant and stays to herself. Jennifer’s NY attitude is nothing new for her.

To the jealous haters of the wonderful Angelina and company. I am sure I must be Angelina Jolie’s number one fan. She is an inspiration to me. I have been in and out of psychiatric hospitals due to issues with cutting and substance abuse since my late teens. I too was very sexual in Kindergarten and was actually kicked out of school for tackling Jesse Mc Vie to the crowd and groping him. I also had a Goth phase where I hung out at funeral homes, cemeteries, and killed small animals for kicks.I tried desperately to get a job at the blood bank but was turned down. I just love my older brother and the horse who boards at my Grandfather’s farm. I like to have sex with my best friend Sheila and do so whenever she is out of rehab. I have a male lover too who is married to a real Mrs. Prissy. I hate her blonde hair, blue eyes and tan body. I am presently remaking a third voodoo doll in an effort to have her either drop dead or make him leave her for me. She was the former homecoming queen at my high school and the main reason I am doing her husband is because I hate chicks like that. I have finally gotten pregnant so I hope Mrs. Prissy will be out of the picture. It makes me feel hopeful that Angelina is with Brad Pitt. I have all the tattoos that she has plus a nose ring. I am thrilled that she is now a saint. I am so sick of people dissing us cutter’s, cheaters, and freaks. Angelina has avenged us all. We hate people with morals and people who do the right things. So stop pointing out facts about Angelina. We don’t like facts.We like delusions, distortions and spin. We have no values or critical thinking skills of our own and are prone to episodes of dyscontrol when people try to point out the truth about Angelina versus recite our talking points.

Signed, Twister Sister.

ANONYMOUS @ 03/19/2009 at 1:47 am

Brad should be embarassed that he ever met Jennifer let alone married her. The most pathetic woman in Hollywood. I bet people in Hollywood actually feel sorry for him. I know I do. He has to be annoyed this ball-and -chain is forever talking about him. Even after six kids with another woman.

This self-absorded ugly 40 year old bimbo states ” I will love Brad for the rest of my life”. Even though she didn’t love him when she was married to him. Now that he has found love and happiness with the beautiful Angelina Jolie she is in love with him? I am sure Jennifer lie awake at nights with regrets. Maybe I should have visited him while he was shooting TROY? Maybe I should have communicated more? Maybe I should have encouraged his interest in philantropy? Maybe I should have encouraged his passion for architecture? Maybe I should have passed on the movie (insert anyone of the many flops)? Maybe I should have told him how lucky I am to be his wife? Maybe I should have thanked him when I won my Golden Globe in 2003? Maybe I should have put my marriage first? Maybe I should have spent less time with Courtney Cox? Maybe I should have not worked while he was working? Maybe I should encouraged his passion for photography? Maybe I should have notice how unhappy he was? Maybe I should have offered to go to marriage counseling? Maybe I should have used his fame to get a film role?

I hope the haters notice I didn’t mention anything about kids. I am probably one of the few people who believe. That marriage didn’t fall apart because of children. It failed because there was a lack of love, respect and a common interest.

SOMETHING BORROWED @ 03/16/2009 at 10:27 pm

I wonder if Brangelina pray to themselves every night that Maniston will find a man. Because it seems every time Maniston gets dumped, they come in for all kinds of fresh abuse from her fellow middle-aged homely dumpees on this site.

Then what happens next is, the Insanistons usual blather continues with:

1) The ‘Find another greek TV hack so she can make beautiful sit-com music with (John Stamos),’ committee…who are joined by the

2)John Mayer is such a douche brigade, and lastly the

3)’My husband/boyfriend, who I am unaware is a closet queen even though his favorited sites are celeb gossip and fashion blogs like mine, thinks Jen is ‘hot,’ and thinks Jolie, Megan Fox, and Charlize Theron are ugly *****,’ types. It must be true because even though I suspect he is not a good example of a heterosexual male, he has a queen and MIGHT be.

I think that last group is my favorite. These same sad old tragic jealous angry whores sometimes post as if they are guys with hard peens for Jen who like wanking off to a 1995 VHS boxed set of Friends (or Dustin Hoffman’s Tootsie, which doubles as substitute wanking material).

Reality is everyone knows Maniston’s got as much sex appeal as Barbara Bush (actually Babs has more - her name’s sexier) - most everyone but Maniston’s so-called fans KNOW this, but the women who have faces that look like hers (UGLY), and who are middle-aged, like rallying around their hair and rhinoplastied restylaned role model, pretending that men are interested.

Most REAL men will tell you, that thought they appreciate teh large marshmellow size nips she showed on every episode back in the 90’s…what straight guy is NOT gonna look at female stripping constantly, talking about stripping, or suing photogs for taking pics of her stripping - they STILL are more than aware that she was the UGLIEST of the female ‘Friends.’ All of you know you’d take looking like Cox or Kudrow - or hell, even LeBlanc, before you’d get stuck with Maniston’s face - which looks like if Dustin Hoffman, Joy Behar and Babs Streisand had a 45 yr old love child together. Only with NONE of the talent they posess. LOL

Brad Pitt was was known to have been rebounding, in therapy and wounded from the Fishsticks Paltrow relationship when he hooked up with the sit-com hack ‘through their agents.’ Sound familiar? LOL. The woman was dumped by Tate Donovan AND Adama Duritz, and Vince Vaughn..and on and on.

If anything the fact that Brad was nice enough to hook up with an average to ugly TV actress with no personality, just tells you what a great guy he is.

HE IS, along with Angelina, afterall, the only reason why any of you buggers CARE at all. THEY are why you are here. I think Maniston and her reject groupies should all be writing checks to the Jolie Pitt foundation, considering that dumb TV lame wannabe loser has coattailed for the last decade or more on Pitt’s fame. Who would she be, if she wasn’t Pitt’s reject kicked to the curb loser woman scorned, whining and crying that people should feel sorry for her that Pitt wanted a divorce. She’s so the first woman to ever have a relationship bite the dust, you know.

Without Pitt, she’d be Ray Romano’s Patricia Heaton - only not as attractive, and not as talented. LOLOL

Vogue 2008:

* What really rankled Aniston about the piece was that Jolie felt the need to recount a detailed timeline of exactly how her relationship developed on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith, while Aniston was still married to and living with Pitt. “There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening,” says Aniston.

Vanity Fair 2005:

* “She wasn’t naïve,” says Aniston pal Kristin Hahn. “She’s not suggesting she didn’t know there was an enchantment, and a friendship [between Pitt and Jolie].”

* “I don’t think he started an affair physically, but I think he was attracted to her,” says Courteney Cox, who vacationed with her husband, David Arquette, and the Pitts on Anguilla just before they announced their separation. “There was a connection, and he was honest about that with Jen. Most of the time, when people are attracted to other people, they don’t tell. At least he was honest about it. It was an attraction that he fought for a period of time.”

Vogue 2007, Angelina Jolie’s actual quote:

* “Because of the film, we ended up being brought together to do all these crazy things, and I think we found this strange friendship and partnership that kind of just suddenly happened. I think a few months in I realized, ‘God, I can’t wait to get to work.’ … Anything we had to do with each other, we just found a lot of joy in it together and a lot of real teamwork. We just became kind of a pair.”

Vogue 2008:

* “Well, it never was that bad,” she says, knowing that it will be hard for a lot of people to believe. “I mean, look, it’s not like divorce is something that you go, ‘Oooh, I can’t wait to get divorced!’ It doesn’t feel like a tickle. But I’ve got to tell you, it’s so vague at this point, it’s so faraway in my mind, I can’t even remember the darkness. I mean, in the end, we really had an amicable split. It wasn’t mean and hateful and all of this stuff that they tried to create about Brad can’t talk to Jen and Jen can’t talk to Brad because this person won’t allow it. It just didn’t happen. The marriage didn’t work out. And pretty soon after we separated, we got on the phone and we had a long, long conversation with each other and said a lot of things, and ever since we’ve been unbelievably warm and respectful of each other. Whoever said everything has to be forever, that’s setting your hopes too high.

Vanity Fair 2005:

* “Am I lonely? Yes. Am I upset? Yes. Am I confused? Yes. Do I have my days when I’ve thrown a little pity party for myself? Absolutely.

* “I don’t feel like a victim,” she says. “I’ve worked with this therapist for a long time, and her major focus is that you get one day of being a victim—and that’s it. Then we take responsibility for our own input. To live in a victim place is pointing a finger at someone else, as if you have no control. Relationships are two people; everyone is accountable. A lot goes into a relationship coming together, and a lot goes into a relationship falling apart.

* “There’s a sensitivity chip that’s missing,” she says.

Vogue 2008:

* These days, the public fascination with her relationship with Vince Vaughn seems almost quaint. I ask her if there’s anything else to be said about that time. “I call Vince my defibrillator,” she says with genuine affection. “He literally brought me back to life

Vanity Fair 2005:

* When she arrived in Chicago to film The Break-Up, the gossip media, frantic for a new development, immediately plunged her into a torrid romance with her co-star, Vince Vaughn. This affair apparently does not exist.

* “I adore Vince Vaughn, but I’m not going out with Vince Vaughn,” she says. “I barely know the guy. We’ve exchanged a wine-and-cheese basket for the start of the movie, and we’ve gone out to dinner with the director and other people. We’ve got to get to know each other.”

And on her divorce from Brad Pitt:

“I’ve got to tell you, it’s so vague at this point, it’s so faraway in my mind, I can’t even remember the darkness. I mean, in the end, we really had an amicable split. … And pretty soon after we separated, we got on the phone and we had a long, long conversation with each other and said a lot of things, and ever since we’ve been unbelievably warm and respectful of each other.”
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On starting a family someday: “Of course I’d like to be a mother some day, and I love children. But a movie like this (Marley & Me) reminds you that you start your life with expectations and dreams, then life unfolds and it doesn’t always turn out the way you’d imagined.”

On what makes her happy: “Just hanging out. Sunsets makes me happy, silly things make me happy. A nice bottle of wine with some good cheese makes me happy. Being in love makes me happy.”

On her future with John Mayer: “I don’t really think about it. I have never been a woman who dreams about getting married and having children and having that house in Connecticut. On the contrary, I’ve always gone with the flow. I enjoy the moment because life goes on while you try to make plans; it’s better to make the most of every second. So I just try to live in the present.”

Jennifer is a bake and fake with no real family or friends other then the paps and the few gays that get their paycheck from her. Notice how people avoid her like the plague and never come out to defend her.

A twit for a twat. Mayer and Aniston, a match of loosers made in heaven.
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One must be the dumbest woman on Earth when she needs TWO attempts at the same relationship with a man who pees on her, a man she chased to Europe like a teen, the urine he pours on her, the first humilating dumping where he said that they had no chemistry between them and that he dumped her, the acknowledgement from HER PART only that she was in love, the begging and the booze on the phone to get back at him, the clinging and telling at the Oscar that she was the happiest she never was thanks to Mayer.
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Damn ! what a pathetic delusional looser this woman is !
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DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR at its best. Now she has in her dating
resume that she is the only woman ever who made out with Perez Hilton leftovers TWICE, in spite of his nasty antics, in spite of the way he treated her the first time around.

I hear she was completely blindsided by her latest dumping, by John Mayer.

You absolutely CANNOT be Americas sweetheart when you are a 40 year old hag with the ONLY thing going for you is a body that you choose to pimp out for attention!!! Sweetheart my ASS!!! LOL!!! GIVE ME A BREAK!!!