Jennifer Aniston Turns To The Turkey Baster

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This A list actress is more famous for one lucky television role than the truly awful acting she has done in movies. Well, she had a recent breakup. Her publicity machine cranked out every story it could to say she was the one who had done the breaking up with her singer boyfriend. Well, this may be true, but then why would the singer have to change his phone number and e-mail address after she wouldn’t stop trying to contact him? When she couldn’t reach the singer why would she start calling all of his friends to beg them for his number? What she is telling his friends is that she can’t move on without some kind of closure.

a total fan @ 04/01/2009 at 2:32 pm
No moron I meant Jen fans– they don’t like to come here with all you obsessed a s s holes over Jen. We don’t like to fight where sweet like Jen not like you insane people. silly one!!!

#15 I know! They are like snakes, all of them! And they know so much about Jen. . . it’s scary! They devote their time to reading and researching about her, and then they trash every possitive comment, and allucinate that we’re getting paid by Jennifer to post good things about her when we just like her just because. It’s not like they’re going to make us think otherwise because of what they say.
No matter what we say, they’ll always have something rotten to say back to us. I just feel sorry for them.
So
I’d suggest to them:
1) Go to Disneyland
2) Get laid
3) Drink some caffeine
4) Get a life

Aubrey @ 04/01/2009 at 6:45 pm #15 I know! They are like snakes, all of them! And they know so much about Jen. . . it’s scary! They devote their time to reading and researching about her, and then they trash every possitive comment, and allucinate that we’re getting paid by Jennifer to post good things about her when we just like her just because.

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HA!!! You Jen Hens are so pathetic. You can’t even think of ONE reason as to why you like her. You like her “because”. Because what?? Because she is such a talented “Oscar-nominated actress”? LOL!!! In her dreams. Because she is such a generous humanitarian? (Cheap bit@h won’t even help her own mother with medical expenses. Spends $50,000 in ONE WEEK on her hair but won’t donate one dime to charity (only her USED clothes and handbags.) Because she makes such WONDERFUL choices in men? LOL!!! Mayer is out telling the world he wants to scr@w Perez in the a$$ and still he has to change his phone number because dumb Manlesston won’t stop calling him. WHY do you like her? Oh, I know. Because Huvane PAYS you to say you do. HA!! HA!! HA!!!!!!!

as much as i like her
she kinda does look the the bitchy type
and sadly once again she looks boring, sigh =[

Why aren’t her “die hard” fans commenting on Mayer’s confession about kissing Perez? On the video he talks about wanting to fcuk Perez in the a$$!! Where are the people who insisted that she and John were so PERFECT together; that John was a much better CATCH than Brad? What do you have to say now Bet, Ellie? Why so quite. lol!!! L-O-S-E-R-S!!!!!!!!

April 1, 2009

John Mayer: ‘Damn Right’ I Kissed Perez
Posted by ExtraTV Staff on April 1, 2009 6:06 AM

He kissed a dude… and he liked it! Almost a year after rumors surfaced about John Mayer and Perez Hilton tonguing in a club, the freshly single musician finally confessed, “You’re damn right I made out with him in a club. I absolutely made out with him in a club!”

The singer/songwriter “kissed and told” during a stand up performance on the Mayercraft Carrier 2 cruise, and female fans in the crowd cheered at the top of their lungs.

Johnny’s reason for the make-out sesh doesn’t make much sense, but the 31-year-old said, “I can’t stand the guy who acts like he just turned gay yesterday.” The Grammy winner admitted he was “thinking about going gay” until Perez “turned into the spokesperson.”

During an interview in January promoting his new book, Hilton dished “He’s a really good kisser and that really happened.”

http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2009/04/john_mayer_kissed_perez_hilton.php

You can scream all you want, but the truth is remind the same.. your idol Chinnifer the Maniston are still :
Pity full,neurotic,pathetic…. FAMEWH*OAR !

I don’t know why Jolie fans like her either. So why would you understand my reasons since you have an turnip instead of a brain?

you’ve always looked so good in jeans baby … only you

Malaka!! (*winks at Jen’s fans*)

Aubrey @ 04/01/2009 at 8:26 pm I don’t know why Jolie fans like her either.

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How about Oscar winning actress, UN Ambassador, Humanitarian, one who provides homes to poverty-stricken children, one who travels to far corners of the world to promote awareness regarding refugees, devoted mother of six, devoted partner to the man she loves (a man who has never publicly DUMPED her via a street-corner press conference).

Or, how about Queen of the Red Carpet, style icon, kind to the common man, never covers her head in a blanket like a 10-year-old on set, never acts like a diva on set, refusing to interact with co-workers (as Manlesston does). Oh, and concerned enough about those struggling in this econony that she would never spend $50,000 in ONE WEEK on her hair, like the BIT@H of the Universe did.

How’s that for a few reasons?

Now you try to think of just ONE reason you like the PERPETUAL DUMPEE who last dated the Gay guy? HA!!!!! Come on, surely you can think of JUST ONE reason, you pathetic, brainless
sycophant. Come up with something, or Huvane will cut your pay from $10. per hour to $7.50.

Why we love her is of no concern to you, Jen is public, we’re not. Besides, we aren’t smart enough to be able to think of a reason. Please don’t make use tax our partial brains.