Brad Pitt is Lieutenant Aldo Raine

Something to look forward to next month red carpet ” Brad & Angie”. God bless them.

Pittpo*n at Cannes!!!!!!!!!

Debra77 hello to you.

Correction: Photo Shoot.

cat @ 04/02/2009 at 9:06 pm

Oh cat, give it up. He is showing his age, his face is still beautiful just older, and there is nothing you can show or say to change that reality. He is not in his 20’s or 30’s he is now 45 and the totally involved father of 6 kids 7 and under. As a fellow parent it is evident to me that he is now (and Angie as well) getting more sleep as the twins are at the age (9 months) where they are sleeping through the nite, and he looks more rested lately. No cosmetic skin tightening wackiness going on, just more sleep, which does wonders.

I know you will keep on with your ludricrous crusade to paint him as you want to but you are just silly to do so. This man is comfortable in his skin, comfortable where he is in his life, comfortable with his choices. He is just plain delicious.

But whatever semi floats your sinking boat.

irma

Hello to you too. I guess some of the regulars are here.. and of course some of the mental cases as well.

But I guess that is the life of a JP fan.

ah hahhahaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hhhhhhhaaaaa oh my gosh…hahahahahahaha ha hahahahaha……..oh man sorry…….. ahhahaahahhahahahah ahaha……that is funnnneeeee! ……hahahahahahahahahah. Oh man Brad hahahahahaha hahahahahahaha …….ahahahahahhaohhoohahahaha. whoa…. whoo! okay, I’m better now. Thxx for the laugh Jared!

TJ @ 04/02/2009 at 7:32 pm OMG I think a new record has been set on JJ. A thread about Brad, up to 70 posts and not one person has mentioned a certain female! Finally, just talk about Brad & Ange, as it should be!
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Until Debra77 came along with the post that has that certain female’s name all over it. It was going so well up until then.

# 36 cat @ 04/02/2009 at 6:19 pm
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never seen tom look that horrible
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Unfortunately for Tom…millions of other have…
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http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2003933696/nm0000129
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Don’t make me go back there and find more…

All these rumors about Brad and Angie are just that RUMORS. It happens every time they disappear from public together. They are a happy family and these rumors make them laugh. They love their children and each other. Fans hang tight you will see them soon and you will be very pleased. Trust me Angie is a trong woman and all this does not phase her. She has been through worse, as has Brad. The tabloids want to make money and they know just the mention of Brad and Angie does that.

Funny rant

Jennifer Hides Her Face in SHAME as She Blames TWITTER! March 27, 2009
Posted by nightlycandywithnanaadwoa in A Sad State of Affairs, Celebrity Juice, but it is HILARIOUS nonetheless.

Evening Sweeties

I can’t let too much time go by before I have to unleash my thoughts on the latest celebrity news on Jennifer Aniston. She’s the perfect superficial target to poke fun at because there’s abundance of HOT MESS. It’s like being a kid in a candy store. Let us get to the gobbstopping goey gumdrops of it all.

When the “news” of the split between Maniston and Mayer first hit the press I initially thought it was a waste of time to clicky clack my fingers on the keyboard because I thought everyone had to be on the same page that this “relationship” was the biggest crock of you know what! It’s a lot like the Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie “relationship”. Remember he went as far as to put her in the video “You Are Not Alone ” and the gross fake kiss at the MTV awards?

I’m overcome by a bit of nausea

The Maniston/Mayer relationship cried the same stank air of ”desperate publicity stunt” that the MJ and LMP debacle did years before.

pictures speak 1,000 words!

This picture whispers “Jenn my payment for tonight hasn’t cleared yet! WTF?”

Except Maniston and Mayer were not as shocking and scary to look at as MJ and LMP.

In my opinion if you’re going to manufacture a relationship AT LEAST go out with a bang and have your agent hook you up with someone that is going to bring the pain or at least give the public something juicy. Might as well make a good story!

No wonder why Maniston is hiding under her hoodie from the press!

What’s the deal? I thought she took every opportunity to grab the mic and get in front of the camera?

I have a feeling Ms. Aniston is hiding out over the sheer embarrassment that the press is reporting that she ended the “relationship” with John Mayer over his Twitter obsession!

Wait… I have to take 5 to laugh HYSTERICALLY once again!

oooohh… wiping the tears from the corners of my eyes!!!!

This is hysterical on many levels. To give the press “twitter” as the reason for breaking off your fake relationship is so unbelievably lame and ever so boring. You could site any reason in the world and TWITTER is what your publicity team chose to put out there???

Twitter is an addictive social network. I use it constantly! I think it RULES and quite frankly I believe it will trump Facebook in a few months as being the largest and best social networking site! John Mayer does Twitter like no body’s business. If you check out his twitter wall he is glued to it. There are plenty of people (celebrity and non-celebrity )who Twitter throughout the day and are maintain their relationships.

Ashton Kutcher is Twitterific! Ashton twitters like it is going out of style! He was doing so much that a few months ago his wifey Demi Moore opened an account and joined him! I follow both of them on Twitter and they are in love with each other and clearly in love with Twitter.

TWITTER LOVE

The point here is this: if there was an iota of love or even LIKE between Mayer and Aniston they could have found a way to deal with John’s excessive Twittering!

Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. How are you going to blame the Twitter bird for the fact you get NO love Jenn?

It’s not my fault!

People who claim to be “friends” of Maniston (aka: people on her payroll) supposedly leaked to the press that

“John suddenly stopped calling her or returning her emails and when she would finally catch up with him, he’d say: ‘I’ve been so busy with work. I’m sorry I haven’t had time to call you back.”

The source added: “Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn’t have time for her and yet his page was filled with Twitter updates.

“Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like ‘He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?’.”

It has also been claimed that John made no attempt to cover up his Tweets from Jen. That’s an easy one to figure out. I’m sure hiding his Tweets was not apart of the original financial arrangement between the two of them. Of course he didn’t care. I’m sure even with the handsome reward he received for being an “Oscars boyfriend” his friends were making fun of him and he was TIRED of it.

I don’t know Mayer from a can of paint. I think he’s got great guitar skills but as far as being some deep and introspective guy, I am not so sure. He seems to be more along the line of ”young, dumb, and full of you know what”! He has been tweeting a lot lately about country music hottie of the month Taylor Swift. I’m sure that Swift is more Mayer’s cup of coffee!

Swift is more Mayer’s cup of joe= light and sweet.
unlike Maniston=straight up with no sugar

to be continued

OMG he looks like 40 *****. What in the world in going on with him. I know most of you just cut and past “he’s so sexy” “he’s go gorgeous” “sexy dad” posts out of pure habit but you can’t honestly think these pics of him are flatering in any way. I do like the FU to angie babe with the picture of him drinking the beer since she’s raising hell about him drinking all the time and laying around not doing anything. EEEESH what a dysfunctional life these two must lead.