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Paris Hilton: Beam Me Up!

Paris Hilton: Beam Me Up!

Paris Hilton beams herself up wearing a revealing black bikini and shades during a futuristic photo shoot at the Oceana Santa Monica hotel on Thursday (April 2) in Santa Monica, Calif.

The 28-year-old hotel heiress and boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, have been quite the pair, popping up all over town, holding hands and smooching!

In family-related news, baby brother, Barron, is breaking into the music industry.

10+ pictures inside of Paris Hilton beaming up…

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41 Comments

# 1

what the **** is that?!?! I hate you Lady CaCa. Only you could make Paris Hilton even uglier.

# 2

what Carrie said. >.<

# 3

retro much ?

# 4

retro much ?

# 5

she looks cool, when is she having another album

# 6

I love paris cause she constantly gives me LOL…

# 7

with those shades covering up her wonky eye and most of her hook nose, she actually looks decent

# 8

I just barfed up my dinner…this is a waste of film.

LOL @ # 7..to funny!

myobservation @ 04/03/2009 at 2:36 am

How do you say gross in piglatin? She is so full of herself how could she have any room for anyone else?. No matter what guy she snags, he’ll be out as quick as he was in…life with Paris is only about Paris, nothing else. Her parents raised a monster, and sadly they seems so proud!

ewww…just ewww

Quit stealing Lady Gagas style! bytch!

She looks like a robot, I always wanted to have sex with a robot, i’d like to have sex with her, I can imagine it now

#6 norda
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too funny. lmao. I do agree with u ! :)
she’s jus ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

wow god must be drunk when he decided he wants to put her on earth…

Thought i was looking at lady gaga for a minute.

OH I LOVE PARIS, SHE IS SO ENTERTAINING AND OBLIVIOUS TO THE JOKE THAT SHE IS…

Megan fox rocks @ 04/03/2009 at 7:44 am

she looks cool , go for this look paris

Bubbaness @ 04/03/2009 at 8:08 am

Haha. Hahahahahaha. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

No.

Why is this waste of oxygen still getting work?? She is utterly useless, untalented and ugly too.

Someone actually still hires Paris??

she’s really playing “dress-up” and living her own fantasy show. I’d like to test her to find out her real emotional age. I think it doesn’t score above 12 years old haha…

The glasses are very outer-space.

http://www.IGotConverse.com

Beam her up, Jared. Make sure that the transporter is broken so there will be no possibility to reach the destination or back to the mother ship.

EWWWW……..Ugh!! SHE MAKES ME WANNA VOMIT….**** … TOO BAD FOR ME……

PARIS HILTON FULL OF STD'S @ 04/03/2009 at 9:33 am

SHE’S JUST DISGUSTING!!!!

Is that pratical swim attire or is she on some sort of photo shoot? And if she is WHY !!. The whole get-up is very trannyish, and she looks like a tranny. I don’t see the big deal about her…flat a$$, flat chested, big feet, bird peak nose, and woonky eye…dam n why is this girl even relevant, but I understand that middle America finds this beautiful, but when a girl with some meat and curves is in the mags everyone screams FAT.

Paris has some disproprtionatly large feet. What size is she 12? Her feet are always looking HUGE. Are we shure he’s a she?

#24 Paris hires herself. Jajajajajaja …

You would think with all that money. She could buy a clue!!

Parasite Hellton @ 04/03/2009 at 2:37 pm

I can’t believe she is still alive with all the STDs she has!! She looks like a very very sick tranvestite!

lady gaga wannabe?

At least the shades hides her jacked up eye. Can’t believe this woman gets any kind of coverage with that awkward body, big feet, and droopy eye.

i cant believe i use 2 like this chick
i never noticed what an attention ***** she is and how nasty she is
everything i see her pics i naturally think of STDs
i wont even comment on the outfit, im pretty sure u can tell of what ill say

Complaint_depot @ 04/03/2009 at 6:29 pm

Scary!!!!

she’s totally ridiculous, In fact she’s more & more ridiculous…she should use her father’s money to buy a brain instead of cars she’s not even able to drive or ugly expensive clothes…

Wannabe Lady Gaga. Develop your own style, stupid *****.

WTF kinda sunglasses are those?

Es paris… la adoroooo! es perfectaa.. mueranse todos los que habla mal de ella.. ella es unicaa!

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