Angelina Jolie & Madonna: SNL Baby Battle
Spoof versions of Angelina Jolie and Madonna made appearances on the April 4th episode of Saturday Night Live.
As previously reported, Madonna was denied in her attempt to adopt another baby from the African nation of Malawai.
Check out the baby battle below that ensued between the Material Mom, played by Kristen Wiig and Angelina, played by Abby Elliot!
Wiig as Madonna jokes, “I know you can’t tell by my face but I’m really bummed out. (sucks in cheeks) I love babies, but I especially love getting babies from crazy places.”
Angelina Jolie & Madonna: SNL Baby Battle
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You Americans are crazy and narcissistic. You are really judging Angie because she adopts in countries where children die of hunger, thirst and STD’S? What you have in mind can only be MERDA. Your country despite the economic crisis is still the richest in the world so I REALLY doubt that children in the orphanage in USA will die of hunger or thirst , and I’m sure you have adequate medical care and structure for these abandoned children. But despite the efforts of artists such as Angie, Tom C. Maddona few children adopted in Africa mainly because most of these children have more risk of being sick
So I do not see what the grace to make jokes about this subject and that the public do exactly what some of you are doing criticizing those who want to help the only way that they know to improve the world and want to give a better life for these children. Instead of making fun you could congratulate the attitude of those people famous or not.
You are addicted to Celebrity’s and the worst is the admiration for those who do not do anything except go to the beaches and drinking daisies. Meanwhile those who have tried to do something for the worl you criticize. Even though the world we do appreciate the good people that make the world a better place for those who need more
But the world still knows appreciate the good people that make the world a better place for those who need more
One of you morons posted that if AJ adopted an American child, it would’nt be news. Thats just dumb, the paps would go crazy trying to get the first pic of this child and the tabs would go bananas trying to get the story. Also kids don’t regularly die in American orphanges which is all to common in foriegn places! Losers!! Do any of you help kids in need? No, of course not, just bag others for helping!
Sorry I repeated the last part
I don’t see myself as deficient in a sense of humor. Trust me when I say I find people like Jennifer Aniston and her recent PR shenanigans entirely hilarious. Though I understand that some of her fans don’t.
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So, please, the next time some people make fun of the American’s attitudes towards 9/11 - people like the british who find the American’s U turn on terrorism pretty hilarious too, given that there were Americans who funded the IRA. And the palestinians who joke about 9/11? Remember to have a sense of humor.
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Please, before you say that there is huge difference between joking about 9/11 and foreign adoption, I would argue that there is none.
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Adoption is a matter of life or death for many of the children. 1 in 6 child under the age of 5 die in Africa.
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Also, whilst I absolutely agree that the best place for a child is to be raised in the LOVING arms of her/his extended family, the fact remains that sometimes, not even the mother wants them. That’s why, foreigners can still adopt baby girls in China. And as far as I can see, far better for a child to be raised in a LOVING home regardless of whether the family is blood or not.
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Many aunts and uncles and stepfathers and step mothers do not love their nieces and nephews and children of other marriages of their spouses. It happens even in the US where many second marriages fail in part because the “blending” of their children from previous marriages just doesn’ t happen.
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Why anyone should assume that the aunt or uncle or step father or step mother of an orphaned child thrust into her/his care would automatically love the little orphan kid is beyond me. It’s not a given at all. For all you know, the care give may well feel plenty of resentment against the child as a burden.
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Whereas its safe to say that for anyone to jump through the hoops of adopting a child in a foreign country, you’d really really want the child.
SNL is of course making fun of Angelina and Madonna - as they are the most public face of adoption at the moment. The last time I read, Steven Spielberg hadn’t adopted anyone in a while.
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But they are also by extension, making fun of anyone who adopts from a foreign country. Do you see anyone making fun of Sharon stone - who adopted all 3 of her blond, blue eyed, American boys, eh? Sharon adopted her second son, Laird Vonne Stone on May 7, 2005. On June 28, 2006, Stone adopted her third son, Quinn Kelly.
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Incidentally, I for one, haven’t figured out Sharon’s adoptions coz there is a long waiting list to adopt healthy white kids in America. What, no allegations of baby buying?
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But when Angelina adopts orphans, including Pax, a little boy whose family never bothered to visit him for the first 3 years of his life - which is why he was available for adoption, unlike the other children who at least had some family visiting them, she and Brad are accused of buying Pax??
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Of course, there’s no point talking reason here. If you want to believe that Pax and Z are better off in the orphanage, you can go ahead. I guess it’s like having a sense of humor, it depends on what perspective that person has.
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I find it hard to believe that SNL is still on the air… This show has more misses than hits. IT hasn’t been funny for the last 25 years it’s been on - REGARDLESS of guest hosts, musical guests, skits, etc. It’s not like I haven’t tried watching in all that time… I have, & find myself SO BORED that I start channel-surfing before 30 minutes have passed.
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The only time this show was even somewhat good was during the Presidential race that saw Tina Fey’s DEAD-ON IMPERSONATION of Sarah Palin… My GOD! Was that great, but now the show is just a waste of 90 minutes of airtime. Thank God for cable.
Oh no they didn’t try and make fun of Anglina Jolie! Thats gonna upset some of the on this board! I’m sure evreyone here will somehow blame Jennifer Aniston for all of this!
When I was younger every time I went on holiday I used to buy a diffferent keyring! When I see Angelina Jolie with all those children and that stupid tattoo thats what it reminds me of…KLEPTOMANIAC!
Gdb — so non-sequitur. Kleptomania = adopting needy children? My Lord, what kind of person are you?
And to all those who said that adopting foreign orphans means more publicity? I don’t agree. Can you imagine the publicity if they had adopted blond-haired, blue-eyed kids from right here in the U.S. The papz would also be hunting down the relatives and interviewing them. That itself would be tabloid fodder for months, if not years. And if the parents happened to be alive but just gave up the children for adoption (like rape or incest babies), can you imagine the trauma of the JPs since the parents have the right to change their minds and could reclaim the children any time? If that was me in their position, I wouldn’t want to adopt from the U.S. either — I still remember those adoptive parents whose hearts were broken because the biological parents resurfaced and changed their minds and took their children back.
You losers they aren’t making fun of adoption they are making fun of the way in which a certain few celebrities go about it!
Anyone who believes that Angelina Jolie or Madonna adopt for any reason other to have people worship them is deluded. They don’t care about making the world a better place! And neither one of them seems to have slowed down on the work front either!
Yeah sure all of these children are better off with them than in orphanages!
I have read dozens of people on this thread today talk about the appalling conditions in which these children were living before Saint Angelina or Saint Madonna intervened. Have any of you looked into what you can do do help dying children in orphanages in Malawi or Cambodia??!!… or anywhere else in the world??!! You obviously have enough time on your hands!
this is HILARIOUS!!! I dont know how ppl can think this isnt funny? its comedy! come on..SNL makes fun of every celebrity its nothing personal. And although I agree on the fact that adoption is a fantastic thing to do I do agree on the fact that for Angelina for example it has become a “collection” its like picking up kids from different parts of the world as if they were souvenirs..it is true that there are enough kids in the U.S. to adopt!!! believe me!!!! THERE ARE ENOUGH!! but no! they have to go to another country to pick up one of a diff.shape and color….IM TELLING YOU..LIKE SOUVENIRS!!!!!
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After spending time in Maddox’s ophanage in Cambodia how could she plan her next baby from Africa? Surely it must have been heart wrenching to leave so many children behind I don’t understand the mentality of chosing a different orphanage. Unless it was like going handbag shopping… she had one in the brown now wanted one in black.
During each pregnancy there were reports of her passing out on flights yet she still jetted off to different locations around the world to give birth to her children. Are new coordinates to add to your tattoo more important than your health while you are pregnant!
Yeah, Kleptomaniac!
Its refreshing to see some posts where people are actually starting to see through the Angleina Jolie facade and see her for what she really is.
I never bought the ‘Vampire, lesbian, gothic drug addict’ persona that she created a few years back and I buy the ‘earth mother, saving the world one baby at a time’ persona even less!
I don’t think anyone can question that her children are better off with her than in orphanages, thats a no brainer. But I do question her motives.
Come on fans you shed some light on the subject… WHY DOES EVERY CHILD HAVE TO BE FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY!?
Wow, your explanation really makes so much sense. So after adopting from Cambodia she adopted from Africa. So what? So it must have been heart-wrenching to leave so many children behind — so what did you expect, she adopt all of them? She already has projects in Cambodia that would allow fathers to make a reasonable living, so she is helping families.
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By the way, I still don’t see how passing out in flights, which was not even confirmed, means kleptomania. Do you even know what kleptomania is?
klep⋅to⋅ma⋅ni⋅a
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/ˌklɛptəˈmeɪniə, -ˈmeɪnyə/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [klep-tuh-mey-nee-uh, -meyn-yuh] –noun Psychology.
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an irresistible impulse to steal, stemming from emotional disturbance rather than economic need.
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Last I checked, Angelina officially adopted Maddox, Zahara and Pax from legitimate orphanages. So where does the stealing part come from? Boy, anything to slam Angelina with.
gdb @ 04/07/2009 at 10:52 am
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YOURE A FCUKING W.H.O.R.I.N.G. LIAR. YOU KNOW YOUR LIFE STINKS IS THAT WHY YOURE HERE TRYING TO SEMAR OTEHR PWOPLE. GO WASH YOUR STINKING BODY. YOU HAVENT BATHED IN WEEKS. BELIEVE ME, WE CAN TELL.
ha ha love watching all the Skeletor Jolie fans get upset! bet your all getting so choked up that your vains are bulging up almost the same size as hers… careful you don’t get so wound up you levetate away from your computers…. without you obsessive weirdos constantly praising her there is no point of her adopting in the first place! She’d have to go back to making out with her brother and shooting up!
gdb @ 04/07/2009 at 10:52 am
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(lets do this again but with more careful attention to editing)
YOURE A FCUKING W.H.O.R.I.N.G. LIAR. YOU KNOW YOUR LIFE STINKS….. IS THAT WHY YOURE HERE TRYING TO SMEAR OTHER PEOPLE. GO WASH YOUR STINKING BODY. YOU HAVENT BATHED IN WEEKS. BELIEVE ME, WE CAN TELL. YOURE SUCH A P.U.S.S.Y
gdb @ 04/07/2009 at 10:52 am
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After spending time in Maddox’s ophanage in Cambodia how could she plan her next baby from Africa? Surely it must have been heart wrenching to leave so many children behind I don’t understand the mentality of chosing a different orphanage. Unless it was like going handbag shopping… she had one in the brown now wanted one in black.
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In the midst of Angelina finalizing Maddox adoption the US banned all adoptions from Cambodia. After extensive protest from nearly a hundred parents with nearly completed adoptions they allowed those all ready in the pipeline to be finalized. That is why Maddox was brought to Angelina on location in Namibia, as the adoption had been delayed by these events. US citizens still can’t adopt from Cambodia 7 years later although the authorities are taking major steps to improve that situation. As of this date the Cambodia government still has no internal safeguard in place that would satisfy the State Departments requirements.
“June 2007: From the State Dept. Website: “Since 2001, the United States Government has consistently urged the Royal Government of Cambodia to amend its adoption laws and implement an effective, transparent child welfare system to protect children, birth parents and prospective adoptive parents. Cambodia has begun this process with its accession to the Hague Convention on Intercountry Adoption in March 2007. However, the U.S. Government continues to wait for Cambodia to take further steps towards Convention implementation as well as to make progress on updating its overall child welfare system. The U.S. Government will continue to urge Cambodian officials to develop significant and much needed reforms that could eventually lay the groundwork for a resumption of intercountry adoptions between Cambodia and the United States. “
Kleptomania…. is the condition of not being able to resist the urge to collect or hoard things!
Come on then if you have the explanation… why does each of her children have to be born in a different country??
I put it down to Kleptomania. But if you can give me another reason without laying into me I’ll take it on board!
And I wasn’t trying to suggest that she adopt every child from the Cambodian orphanage.. just saying that when she decided to adopt a second child surely the children she had already encountered in Cambodia, friends of Maddox that had to endure some of the same hardships he did, would have been first on her mind. Why Africa?
~~ami~~ @ 04/07/2009 at 11:15 am
Kleptomania…. is the condition of not being able to resist the urge to collect or hoard things!
Come on then if you have the explanation… why does each of her children have to be born in a different country??
I put it down to Kleptomania. But if you can give me another reason without laying into me I’ll take it on board!
And I wasn’t trying to suggest that she adopt every child from the Cambodian orphanage.. just saying that when she decided to adopt a second child surely the children she had already encountered in Cambodia, friends of Maddox that had to endure some of the same hardships he did, would have been first on her mind. Why Africa?
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See # 93.
Why not Africa? Angelina spent a lot of time in Africa when she filmed ‘Beyond Borders’ and the 2nd Lara Croft movie to say nothing of the many, many missions she made there for the UNHCR and her first independent visit to the victims of the civil war in Sierra Leone.
AJ said Maddox was in love with Africa and very excited about having a sibling from Africa.
P*SS ON JEN
Thats your argument? Angelina Jolie has had more C * O * C * K than I’ve had hot dinners you wanna tell me to go wash!
Thats probably why she adopts so much… kids are gonna be cleaner !coming from a third world orphanage than if they had to make their way out of her crab ridden crotch
In my country, we have a saying……………….take sleep mark death. You can try to figure that out for yourselves. but i am directing it at jared.
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do you guys realize that in the four years since brad and angie got together, this is the quietest things have been for such a long time? so what do we see happening as a result? check the so-called ‘entertainment’ sites as well as gossip blogs and the trashloids……….they are all dying a slow death on the vine. in fact, it appears that they are all asleep………….but in a little while, dont be surprised if they start dying off one by one.
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why?
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NO BRAD AND ANGIE NEWS = NO OPPORTUNITY TO SENSATIONALIZE OR MAKE-UP (BELIEVABLE) SALACIOUS GOSSIP ABOUT THEM.
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Tho not for the first time, even jared has resorted to posting this pathetically lame snl skit in a despararte attempt to keep B&A fans coming to his site. jared is becoming worried. Maybe his cashcow is also drying up.
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Dont believe me? Check this site all the way to page 5. Not one post has meritted even 100 responses. Even zannessa on page 2 has a lousy 69 posts.WHERE ARE THE FANS? ARE THEY ALL BRANGELINA LOVERS?
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Well even tho i am a proud fan of Brad and Angie, i hope they remain out of site for a loooooooooooooong time. But i guess they will go to cannes. So i guess people like jared and his cohorts are all holding their breath until then, hoping that they dont go under before that.
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Frankly i wouldnt even care if jared also goes under.
Then Pax, and flying all over the world to give birth???… even though Brad asked her not to first time round because there was better health care in America??
I will put money on next time she has a natural child she will fly out somewhere for the birth.. somewhere new. Same if she adopts again.
Otherwise her tattoo will look stupid!
~~ami~~ @ 04/07/2009 at 11:15 am
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WHY SHOULD ANYONE GIVE YOU ANY EXPLANATIONS, ‘AMI’I? TELL YOU WHAT, GO WASH YOUR STINKING P.U.S.S.Y. AND THEN COME OUT INTO THE REAL WORLD WHERE YOU MIGHT FIND SOMEONE TO TAKE PITY ON YOUR LOUSY AZZ AND ACTUALLY TALK TO YOU. DONT FORGET TO BATHE AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH ALSO BECAUSE WE CAN SMELL YOUR STINK EVEN FROM HERE.
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A FCUKING SCREWWORM LIKE YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS TYRING TO ANALYZE THE HIGHLY EVOLVED ANGELINA JOLIE. YOU ARENT FIT TO WIPE THE GROUND SHE WALKS ON WITH YOUR TONGUE.
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ITS REALLY HILARIOUS HOW UNDERACHIEVING SPACE-WASTERS LIKE YOU, ALWAYS TRY TO GET INTO THE SAME RARIFIED AIR AS YOUR BETTERS.
do you guys realize that in the four years since brad and angie got together, this is the quietest things have been for such a long time? so what do we see happening as a result? check the so-called ‘entertainment’ sites as well as gossip blogs and the trashloids……….they are all dying a slow death on the vine. in fact, it appears that they are all asleep………….but in a little while, dont be surprised if they start dying off one by one.
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why?
Because Brangelina are splitting up. The couple we have adored, worshipped, even m a s tur bate d over for the last 4 years have finally gone their seperate ways. And we are all left with nothing! After all these years of logging on, posting, arguing, praising, declarations of undying love! What are we left with? not even an explanation!
Teddy #85. Good point. Has anyone on hear practised what they preached and donated any time/money/effort to orphanages. Hey P*SS on Jen why not go put your time into something a little more productive. Yeah sure you telling me I smell really cuts deep… mature argument, I’m pretty hurt! And your wasting your time sucking up to Angelina…. SHES NEVER GOING TO LET YOU RIM HER. Plus why would you want to?? Look how veiny her arms are imagine what her Hemorrhoids are like!
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