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Jennifer Aniston is Jack Spade Special

Jennifer Aniston is Jack Spade Special

Jennifer Aniston leaves her Manhattan hotel in the middle of the evening with a Jack Spade bag on Wednesday (April 8) in New York City.

The 40-year-old actress has been working hard on The Baster which has been filming in New York City. Jennifer plays a woman who uses a turkey baster to become pregnant only to find 7 years later, she had used her best friend’s sperm.

Recently Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger told Us Weekly that she “wouldn’t match [Aniston] up with [anyone in] Hollywood. I would give her one of my clients who is a businessman on the Forbes list — one of the big people… Someone who’s high up on the food chain.”

10+ pictures inside of Jennifer Aniston heading out for the evening…

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129 Comments

# 1

first? much as i’m rooting for jen, this has got to be the grossest premise for a film i’ve ever heard of. i cannot imagine how they’ll make sticking a turkey baster you-know-anywhere cute in any way. poor jen gets a lot of harsh criticism, as all celebs, but she was sort of asking for it by taking on this role. as if she needed the money…

# 2
Júlia e lara @ 04/08/2009 at 9:08 pm

JENNIFERRRR COME TO BRAZIL PLEAAASE, WE LOOOOOOOVE YOOU. OOOUR QUEEN! ♥

# 3
Júlia e lara @ 04/08/2009 at 9:10 pm

You’re our life. we love youu so muuuch. more than everything! and we really need you here! haha.
COME TO BRAZIL!

# 4

and here comes the X, Maniston, Chinnifer, and fugly comments by the Brangelina media team squad.

# 5
a total fan @ 04/08/2009 at 9:20 pm

“I would give her one of my clients who is a businessman on the Forbes list — one of the big people… Someone who’s high up on the food chain.”
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They are still trying to find her a man?

# 6
anonymous @ 04/08/2009 at 9:22 pm

Ugly ass big chin bed hopping wish I had Brad Pitt *****.

# 7
a total fan @ 04/08/2009 at 9:23 pm

OOP’s thought “Patti Stanger ” was a friend. Nevermind.

# 8

And I disagree with Patti Stanger. I mean if this chick could once get Brad Pitt she could get anyone.

# 9
anonymous @ 04/08/2009 at 9:23 pm

How can a loser lose a loser? John and Jen are both losers. She crashed the Oscars to take away attention from the nominees and winners for her own shamless self promotion. Now she is back were she belongs. Alone. Pathetic old hag. Dumba$$ b!tch. You can not compete with Angelina so stop trying. Your are not pretty. You do not have a body of twenty year old. You are not talented. You are a wash up 40 year old bimbo who use to married to movie star BRAD PITT. Brad should have left you a long time ago. Ugly big chin big nose self absorbed bed hopping lying as tramp. Yes. I am venting my anger. Because she has blame Angelina far too long for all her troubles when she didn’t love her husband or want any of his children. This silly hoe knows Brad doesn’t not want her. So stop sending your messages through the media. “I will love Brad for the rest of my life”. Who the fcuk cares. Brad does not want you. He is embarressed for ever being with you. Your like a ball and chain he can’t escape. Angelina is brad “great love” and the mother of his children. Brad has been with Angelina for almost five years. Got her pregnant twice ( soon to be three times) and yet he has to deal with this crazy ex-wife. You are a ugly, talentless, shamless, manless, childless poor excuse of a woman. Will you now fade away like rest of the cast members from friends. See you in TV LAND.

BRANGELINA FOREVER!!!

anonymous @ 04/08/2009 at 9:25 pm

America has finally seen for themselves why Brad Pitt left this shallow airheaded bimbo who would do anything for fame. She came to the Oscars with that douchebag John Mayer to convince herself she was on the same level as Brangelina. Who actually believed John Mayer wanted a 40 year old tv hacktress? Jennifer should thank god everyday for the “bermuda triangle”. without it she would faded into TV LAND. Jennifer only claim to to fame is a hairdo and marriage to a moviestar. She will never ever be a movie star. How come everytime this tramp do a interview Brad always come up in the interview? Because that’s all she has. I can’t even remember who I dated 5 years ago. But this aging big chin wh@re act like she divorce Brad last week. I hate this ugly b!tch.

Team Jolie-Pitt Forever!!!!

anonymous @ 04/08/2009 at 9:25 pm

JA will win a Razzie before she ever get nominated for any major award. Please tell her it is time to get off the Jolie-Pitt train. JA only claim to fame is a marriage to Brad Pitt and a hairdo. She still can’t let either one of them go.

Pathetic B!tch!!!

And yes Aniston is pathetic and I’m not nesscarily a fan, I only like Friends, but I don’t get the love for Brad Pitt on here. A very medicore actor who’s loved for his affairs with popular woman and looks(even though they’re fading) Tood bad Jennifer and Angelina get the hate while Brad can relax his ass.

okay Jared so my comment is awating moedration because wh ore while the Brangelina fans are making a 5 paragraph long rant on how they wish Aniston could die? BS

I mean awaiting moderation because I said wh ore.

Ugggh. She’s so 90’s. Enough of her already.

in case anyone wants to know @ 04/08/2009 at 9:31 pm

The Baster is filming tonite in NYC.

The Baster is filming on 53rd between 2nd and 3rd right now. Doubt you can get jen’s siggy as she usually runs right from her trailer to the set without speaking to fans. But if you are a fan you can try. Warning, She is not very friendly.

She looks like a dude. She needs to go away and try to get her life together. She keeps dating these guys that are not good for her. but hey…you get what you put out….Sorry guys for a sorry girl.

This girl looks like Jay leno with long hair.

Go back to tv….your movies are the worst.
If any of the movies did good it was because of the other A list actors in them. Silly Maniffer doesn’t know people don’t go to the movie to see her.

Go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She needs a Greek man! @ 04/08/2009 at 9:42 pm

#9 and others, so sick! What did SHE ever do to YOU? Morons. Do you have a big old poster of Mr and Mrs Smith above your bed? Hmm? Sounds it! Get a life, Jen isn’t in it, cannot believe the hate for a person u never met, haven’t a real clue about, and hate her because ange and brad (her husband mind u) got together! Go FIgure!
She needs a Greek, either in food business as most are, or someone like John Stamos..and I bet, she’ll never look back, again. If only!
Time to stop this sick hate, damn!

She needs a Greek man! @ 04/08/2009 at 9:44 pm

#19, HA! is that why she had 2 recent Block busters? They both sure beat the pants off of angie’s boring movies! 2 big hits, what sick sick JP fans! I wonder what you JP fans would EVER do if GOD FORBID Brangelina broke up??? Can you imagine? You would all wear Black for years! and then, I wonder, still hate Jen’s guts?
I’ve seen sick posters before, but this thread takes THE cake!

Júlia e lara @ 04/08/2009 at 9:46 pm

Guys I’m not here to fight, but why you guys are talking theese thing about jenn?
Sorry if a wrote somtheing wrong ;~

fug without makeup

Júlia e lara @ 04/08/2009 at 9:49 pm

I tottaly agree with you #22

NOrman & dolly @ 04/08/2009 at 9:51 pm

she always has the same fashion, same hair style, same stories .. in all her movies. this wh… is damn boring

Twifanatic Amanda @ 04/08/2009 at 9:53 pm

The premise of this movie sounds terrible

http://jjb.yuku.com/topic/495198/t/A-Doc-on-the-Oprah-show-says-this-guy-has-the-perfect-face.html

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what Brad Pitt stans and just jared don’t want you to see. The real brad Pitt. He’s not so good looking is he? mauhaha click on link before it gets deleted.

This is a dreadful title for a movie, no matter how funny it turns out to be. So demeaning to her, as well. Why would she ever consent to this?

Too amazing.
No jerk deserves her.

K.G. @ 04/08/2009 at 9:23 pm
And I disagree with Patti Stanger. I mean if this chick could once get Brad Pitt she could get anyone.
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Then how come every man she’s had since Brad has dumped her flat on her ass?

but she likes LOSERS!

turkey baster huh? wow what a movie…good job on taking this role jen…another flop.

If people can do that act, I don’t see why they can’t make a movie out of it. If done right, it could be hilarious. I’d go see it because I like all the actors/actresses attached, so far. I also think it would be a mistake to mark it off your list this early before you even see a trailer just because the words “turkey baster,” but maybe that’s me.

http://jjb.yuku.com/topic/495198/t/A-Doc-on-the-Oprah-show-says-this-guy-has-the-perfect-face.html

at least she doesn’t need eye surgery like brad did.
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PopBitch - Who’s the Daddy? Which Hollywood heart-throb with young kids spent most of January and February photographed only wearing sunglasses? The glasses are off and the eyelift is looking good.

it’s actually the “anonymous” poster the worst one. he/she always copies and paste the same comments on the same thread. doesn’t come up with anything new, and. . . we don’t even read his/her comments.

haha
why WAS AJ’s post posted again right next to JA’s post?
did JJ want to make it easier for the lovers and haters of JA and AJ to go back and forth ,arguing with each other??
god its so sad if u read some of the stuff that is said over and over and over and over again.
Both actress and talented and beautiful in diffrent ways.
And people should respect that .
instead of writing mean stuff ,its so childish.
i like them both.

Great just what we need another bad Jennifer Aniston movie that will sit on the shelf for a couple of years before they find a weekend to release it. Unless it has a dog or someone more appealing to moviegoers (Jim Carey, Ben Stiller or anyone else in HJNTIY) she’s a flop and should really stick to TV.

Jill @ 04/08/2009 at 9:59 pm K.G. @ 04/08/2009 at 9:23 pm
And I disagree with Patti Stanger. I mean if this chick could once get Brad Pitt she could get anyone.
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Then how come every man she’s had since Brad has dumped her flat on her ass?
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Because they’re afraid she’ll dump them first, since she was the one who dumped Brad (SHE called him not the love of her life, SHE broke his heart everyday, then when he found Angelina, SHE filed for divorce)

Why is this war going on?
If Jen still wants to talk about Brad, she has all the right to do it for she was married to him and he’s part of her life, her past, whatever.
I can’t compare Angelina to Jennifer because they’re two different people. Both are very beautiful in their own way (remember that beauty lies in the eye of the beholder), and they’re both talented and good at what they do. If they have 20 children or none, it’s not your business. It’s their decisions.
So. . .
People, please, stop the fight. It’s almost out of control and very absurd!

wait a minute to number 22 @ 04/08/2009 at 10:29 pm

To number 22.
Are you not reading what was written. If many people went to see her movies it was for the other stars…I would see that movie for Drew Barrymore. That to me is one of the reasons to see the movie. Not for Jennifer.
Secondly…..blockbuster or not Jennifers acting in those movies were not good enough to even be nominated for an oscar…maybe a razzie.

Angelina was nominated for her skill and her craft in the art of acting. It is that that gets people the roles worthy of oscars. Jennifer is only good enough for rom-coms but they are still no where close to Drew Barrymore Rom-coms.

Its ok if people like Jennifer. Follow her examples. Focus on something then regret it later and date bad boys so you can get dumped….that is the best example for women today….yeah right.

chin can't act @ 04/08/2009 at 10:30 pm

shakira @ 04/08/2009 at 10:13 pm

LMAO. that’s what you wish it happened but in actual fact they all dumped this old ugly barren hag.

Even if her movies are just romcoms they all have been #1 at the BO. Please, Angelina does action movie after another and yet you all call her her versatile??? She may have been great in Girl, Intterupted but in Changeling you could see her ‘acting’ And Aniston’s the one who dumped Brad. She was the one who filed for divorce. She’s(Angie) a home wrecker and he’s a womanizer. As someone previously said, all you Brangelina fans can go kiss there Mr. and Mrs. Smith poster and hope for Mr.& Mrs. 2 so you all can see more pimped out pics of them.

God she is so awful - this film sounds like a disaster - what a D-lister.

God she is so awful - this film sounds like a disaster - what a D-lister.

And you all should see The Good Girl before you say Aniston can’t act at all.

She’s working hard makin’ a movie in which she plays a character that uses a turkey baster to get pregnant? hmm… Ya! thats hard work…Good luck with that one Jen!

Don’t tell me - she is going to use this film to promote getting in vitro fertilization?

Isn’t this what she does? Using her personal life (and her mother’s and her ex-husband’s and her D-list boyfriends’) to promote her movies?

So gross this gal.

I know Jared is Team Aniston but 99% of these pictures look the same. It’s one thing to post new pictures when she looks different like wearing those super oversized hood and scarf but all of the pictures are of her leaving/arriving at her hotel wearing jeans, jacket, and sunglasses.

chin can't act @ 04/08/2009 at 10:40 pm

K.G. @ 04/08/2009 at 10:30 pm

well, if chiniston is a box office draw i can’t wait until her movie Management goes up against Angels and Demons when they both come out on Many 15th. I am sure you devoted fans will be the 1st one to run to the theater to support her so she could beat tom hank at the BO. boy! I can’t wait when Management hit #1 at the BO….LMAO

Even my parents love Jennifer Aniston and they don’t even like the internet or don’t use it, and they live outside the US.
They like her because they have seen her in Friends and they always love it when her movies are on the cable program. They find her adorable.
That’s what counts. Simple people, not biased, who just want to be entertained, like the most appealing. . . After all, these people are all entertainers.

chin can't act @ 04/08/2009 at 10:44 pm

K.G. @ 04/08/2009 at 10:33 pm

yeah, she was so good & successful they never offer her to play that kind of movie anymore.

what a pathetic woman!

K.G IS A LIAR @ 04/08/2009 at 10:53 pm

how can you say all of jennifers romcoms have been #1 at the box office….such lies! lol…Angie does not do action film after action, check her resume liar

If there’s any hope left in the world for this hag, it’s definitely Patti…

Jennifer Aniston has a long career ahead of her. She looks amazing (better than some 30 year olds) and she’s talented and FREE!!
She has a lot to offer and we’ve got time to see that.
We saw her and Brad in Sundance when the Good Girl was premiered there, she was so glamourous yet natural. She had that shoulder-length hair back then, a little wavy. I was amazed at how beautiful she was, her smile, the way she carried herself. But anyway, I think she should do more of those independent films where she shows how talented she is.
Go Jen!!!

For f*cks sake, Jen fans. Stop talking about “The Good Girl” - that flop of a movie is 7 years old. Can’t you come up with something current? No? Didn’t think so. You can make her out to be whatever you like, but she’s not much of an actress. Period.

I happen to think Jennifer is a talented woman and smart woman.
So what relationships haven’t worked out. I don’t take that as Jen being a bad person. Jens a wonderful woman I hope someday she finds someone she truly loves and If she doesn’t that’s OK too. I think its just fine to be alone date have fun & just enjoy life.

To think you people think your a somebody just to have a man and a baby, this is Jens choice not ours her choices. So I still don’t get this obsession that you all have for Jen & her sex life.

I’ve always enjoyed her movies shes funny shes real pretty , love her smile and very entertaining, she doesn’t bore me at all.
I wish Jen all the happiness in the world and you know what she is happy & always will be. Who cares dumps who it didn’t work out , so what get over it already.

Jens strong willed and I’m proud of how she has handled everything in her life. Jen is here to stay, don’t you get it , everyone loves Jen and you can tell by all of you people so interested in her love life that actually can’t stand her. Why are you here?

Jennifer will never get offered roles that are given to great actresses like angelina jolie, meryl streep, kate winslet, marion cotillard….lol can you imagine jen in the reader?she can’t do accents.she’s not talented enough

thank you very much @ 04/08/2009 at 11:12 pm

She was a depressed version of Rachel Greene in the “good girl” why do you think all she does is rom-coms? she’s one note. You can tell a crazy Brad fan when they try to bring Angelina up. Why not Pit Maniston’s movies against Brad’s movies? He’s the one that DUMPED her for the whole world to see and promptly went off flaunting his relationship with Angelina and her kids all over the world. It’s time to put the blame on the right person. Brad Pitt. Brad pitt fanatics need to shut up already. Thanks MUAHAHA for showing what brad pitt really looks like when he’s not all done up. BLECK! That’s the guy you are fighting over? I think Angelina and Aniston can both do better.

chin can't act @ 04/08/2009 at 11:17 pm

Sunshine @ 04/08/2009 at 11:01 pm

her body looks nice i’ll give her that but her face is all wrinkly and old. she could use her body as a body double for some other gorgerous face. And agree with #56, good girl was a flop and it was long time ago.

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why care this much? Brad is gorgeous by nature. You just can’t take that. Those are the wrong photos. He face ,his body is unremarkably handsome. Deal with it. Have one scientific study accidentably said Jen is any thing close to beautiful? Never! Her hair is fine thanks for 40k a week that is it.

shakira @ 04/08/2009 at 10:13 pm Jill @ 04/08/2009 at 9:59 pm K.G. @ 04/08/2009 at 9:23 pm
And I disagree with Patti Stanger. I mean if this chick could once get Brad Pitt she could get anyone.
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Then how come every man she’s had since Brad has dumped her flat on her ass?
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Because they’re afraid she’ll dump them first, since she was the one who dumped Brad (SHE called him not the love of her life, SHE broke his heart everyday, then when he found Angelina, SHE filed for divorce)
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And she call journalists home cried about it and she still use his coattalie rides. Cool

Jennifer never needed Brad for her career that’s absolutely absurd. Jen was always popular. Made her money on her own didn’t need a penny from Brad. No one helped Jen with her career she did it all on her own. I happen to think shes a wonderful actress and always will be.

Jen fans don’t want Jen back with Brad where do you get this from. Where happy for her she done well for her self and we happen to be proud of her how she has handled everything in her life. I’m looking forward to see any movie. Jen makes you laugh she funny pretty and that killer smile I just love..and also like comedy. You go girl we can’t wait to see you in the movies….

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, her appearence makes me real tired, folks!!

elle hehehehehe why do you think she drop his name untill she makes her boyfriend to write a song about it? Using him for carrier . You will see now she has boring romcom comming out she will drop brad’s name you will see girl had to sell her movie.

chin can't act @ 04/08/2009 at 11:32 pm

ellie’ @ 04/08/2009 at 11:26 pm

you are right. jen didn’t need brad to get a movie career. could you name all the movies she did before she met brad. I could name all. Leprachaun which flopped at the BO. after she hook up with brad she got movie offer. And thanks to Vince, Ben, Owen, and Jim, they were box office hit.

Well then get to bed. Why even bother coming on this site?.. But your all still obsessed with her.. and can’t believe Jen is still here and to stay. Is thats whats bothering you. She doesn’t need Brad to be popular , she’ll always be popular and always was…

Once again I don’t care what you people think about Jen. I think she very talented intelligent so pretty to look at that’s my opinion which I’m entitled to. One more thing Jen may speak about anyone that was in her life or say anytime whats on her mind, it called freedom of speech..

I’ve seen all stars promote any movie anyway they want, and in worse ways as you say she needs Brad. Jen needs Brad for nothing..I hope they all maybe be friends so you can all stop this nonsense and childish stuff can end that we hear over & over again. BORING SO BORING.
Everyone have a nice night.

PiTTporn @ 04/08/2009 at 11:12 pm
“Jennifer will never get offered roles that are given to great actresses like angelina jolie, meryl streep, kate winslet, marion cotillard….lol can you imagine jen in the reader?she can’t do accents.she’s not talented enough ”
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Oh no you did not.
Sorry, i’m no Jolie hater but have you seen Alexander? …Nuff said.

And please, oh please, don’t put Meryl Streep and Angelina Jolie in the same category ever again. People will laugh at you. I did.

And, honey, Aniston came out of a very famous caracter on a very famous tv show, after 10 years, at the age of 35. And yet from all the movies that she’s been in that were released in the past 5 years half of them (3 of 6) opened at #1. Now, she will always be a sitcom actress, yes, but how many midle-aged sitcom actresses are still out there at the top of the box office? I think she’s doing great and i actually think she’s a pretty good actress (except for “Derailed”. That’s a stinker!)

Jill @ 04/08/2009 at 9:59 pm

“Then how come every man she’s had since Brad has dumped her flat on her ass?”
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Really? I assume that by “every man” you mean Mayer, because i never knew about a Vince or Sculfor street press conference, interview, or anything like that…
Soo since you have all the information, enlighten me, please. What is the story? C’mon, curious fan here…

#69 The Oscar people chose to put Angelina and Meryl Streep in the same category in this years awards!!!!!!!! Dumbass!!!!!!!!!!

laura2 @ 04/09/2009 at 12:22 am
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You think dumping someone is only legit if you do it in public? Is that how you always get dumped? No wonder you’re so fcuked up.

a @ 04/08/2009 at 9:08 pm
poor jen gets a lot of harsh criticism, as all celebs, but she was sort of asking for it by taking on this role. as if she needed the money…
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Then ask yourself 1) why she took this role and 2) why she is willing to star in a movie with this title — especially after turning 40 and getting publicly dumped for the second time by the same guy. Beats the hell out of me. If she didn’t anticipate the comments coming (a baster is the only way she’ll get pregnant etc etc etc), she’s even dumber than I thought.

she is 40 her bio clock is saying tick tock tick tock I am almost done woman do something

Laura, just b/c Mayer was the only one to dump her via the paps(then takes him back) does’nt mean that she did’nt get dumped by all the others. She needs a new agent “Turkey Baster” How Embarrasing!!

No established man in hollywood want her. May be someone outside of hollywood. Yes

Sharkira- You can’t honestly believe that Jen only got dumped by at least 4 differant guys, b/c they were all scared that they would get dumped first! That is a high schoolers thought!! So stupid!! And I don’t think any-one believes she dumped Brad. Come On!!!

BIG BROTHER @ 04/09/2009 at 12:47 am

Jill, why don’t you go post down below where you belong, with the rest of freaks who worship Angelina. No human should be worshipped, but you people do it because you have no lives and you’re scums.
Get out of here!

thank you very much @ 04/09/2009 at 12:50 am

#61, bad photos?no, that’s what he really looks like. Go ahead and post other pix of him when he’s botoxed cause that aint’ really what he naturally looks like. The pix posted by muahaha is what he really looks like.

Laura 2 have you seen TROY? “nuff said… Brad Pitt is the cheesiest actor alive.

I kinda agree with the matchmaker - I think Ms. Aniston should go the Salma Hayek route and go for someone outside of Hollywood, HOWEVER, Ms. Aniston is a narcissistic, fame ***** who craves the attention so a “regular” guy for this “down to earth” gal wouldn’t work. I predict she will be single til she’s in her late 40’s and she’ll probably marry a good-looking guy who’s secretly a homosexual. They’ll have a nice “arrangement” (marriage) and she’ll adopt a few kids (popping one of her own is a no no because it’ll ruin her bod). Fake person’s version of the fairy tale family.

BIG BROTHER @ 04/09/2009 at 12:52 am

hehehehe @ 04/09/2009 at 12:34 am she is 40 her bio clock is saying tick tock tick tock I am almost done woman do something
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I can assume you’re in your 20s or your teens then, right?
Wow, so young and your brain cells are already dead.
I’d say you’re almost done being a human being.
Do something!

a total fan @ 04/09/2009 at 1:03 am

Thread posted four hours ago and only eight two comments?

She is a washed up old hag always using her personal life for publicity. YUCK.

BIG BROTHER @ 04/09/2009 at 1:31 am

a total fan @ 04/09/2009 at 1:03 am Thread posted four hours ago and only eight two comments?
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Which means?
a) Jen fans have better things to do
b) Angelina fans are losers with computers
c) All of the above

OMG! only 80 something comments only proves ONE thing:
The ones who write all the comments are mostly Angelina fans! Now that she has a thread, they’re all there, posting like out of their minds.. . wait, they ARE out of their minds lol
One day when there was only Jennifer Aniston, they posted 462 comments on Jen’s thread. Now they’re all gone.
Wooooooohahahh!!!
See, Jennifer Aniston fans are normal.
Nite nite!

Poor CHIN GRANNYFER stop covering your ugly face with your ugly hair and your big scarfs and please get a burka.
and is you are looking still for a man why don’t you try chris brown
you two can make a good couple you two are so alike. Even the loser of John Mayer is better than you. Hey CHINORANGINNIFER if you have
some free time during the filming of your ugly movie please check the
beautiful pictures of Angelina and comparemone of those with one of yours YOUR WILL NEVER BE AS BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED LIKE ANGIE. Chin you are amediocre loser tv old star.
To alld her fans really try to talk to her she is n ot only unfriendly she is a mean and rude old woman. I saw her in LA UNFRIENDLY, UNFRIENDLY MEAN AND RUDE RUDE RUDE.

Please spare us the photos of the Maniston jen-ho. Jen is SO over-rated in everything she does. The ho has no talent except for her stint on friends. Big freaking deal!!!!

Jennifer is really milking her latest dump. My God, she couldn’t stay out of the spotlight, even if you paid her. What an attention seeking douche bag. Boo Hoo Hoo, Jen. What the h_ll is wrong with her!!!!

This chick is such damaged goods, she can’t even hold onto a douche-bag tool like Mayer. OMG, that guy is a man-ho. John would hump a tree and he was paid to escort her. Yet Jennifer manages to f_ck it up with her whinyass ways. It must SUCK to be Jennifer!!!

THANK GOD BRAD HAD THE SENCE TO RUN AWAY AND FAST!!!!

Jennifer would Never marry/date outside of Hollywood or an “older” guy. Too much ego to go that route. Jenn loves being the desperate pitiful cougar. Fits her like a glove. .

geegee @ 04/08/2009 at 11:39 pm All you ******* whackos on here need to be in institutions
and someone needs to do the world a favor and kill that ****** ***** angelina. Crazy angelina
loving mother fuckers. The ***** has had plastic surgery . Jennifer is a 1000 times more s
uccessful, hotter, and classier compared to skankalina.

Not impressed by JA @ 04/09/2009 at 5:34 am

thank you very much @ 04/09/2009 at 12:50 am #61, bad photos?no, that’s what he really looks like. Go ahead and post other pix of him when he’s botoxed cause that aint’ really what he naturally looks like. The pix posted by muahaha is what he really looks like.

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Thank you ! And THAT IS YOUR JEN AU NATUREL !
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v644/Soulkey4/34y4e92.jpg
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She needs a total drastic facelift including around her droppy 70 years old looking eyelids ! And the worst thing is, it is a picturte of her real self taken like 3 or 4 years ago. I wonder how she will really look like at Brad’s age !
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She looks like Brad’s grand ma with a testosteronic, emphataminic, nicotine laced male body !

Megan fox rocks @ 04/09/2009 at 6:04 am

go jen , love this woman so much

you’re amazing jennifer! :D

I don’t see Angelina out sleeping around so how is she a w****? Jen’s had more guys than Angelina in just the last five years so would that make her a mega w**** or simply desperate to catch an STD?

K.G. was saying sh!t on Brange threads and is now complaining why Aniston haters says sh!t about her idol.

Jill @ 04/09/2009 at 12:27 am :
“You think dumping someone is only legit if you do it in public? Is that how you always get dumped? No wonder you’re so fcuked up.”
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Don’t play dumb, please…
If it was done in private, how do you know who broke up with who?
Ooooh right, you don’t.
But you like to think it happened that way. Because it suits you…
Why am i not surprised?

shenanigan @ 04/09/2009 at 7:36 am

what’s the big deal with this grandma walking down the street?

D-R-A-M-A-Q-U-E-E-N-!

wtf happened to her face?
it looks bloated.

escortservice @ 04/09/2009 at 7:44 am

isn’t this b!tch had f*cked 6 guys after pitt?
i wouldn’t wonder if i’d get std from her.

she is so fake! i can’t stand her.

she is rich, she is not that good looking but isn’t that bad either, she acts, but how come nobody wants to be with her?

sheistryingtoohard @ 04/09/2009 at 7:51 am

she should stop hunting for young guys and start looking for guys her age - OLD!

Not impressed by JA @ 04/09/2009 at 8:01 am

teri @ 04/09/2009 at 7:20 am I don’t see Angelina out sleeping around so how is she a w****? Jen’s had more guys than Angelina in just the last five years so would that make her a mega w**** or simply desperate to catch an STD?
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no that would make Jennifer a PROFESSIONAL prostitute in all her glory !

tigerlily @ 04/09/2009 at 8:16 am

all her picture she do walked walked and walked….

tigerlily @ 04/09/2009 at 8:16 am

all her picture she do walked walked and walked….

love the look jen … we match dont we??

Love Jennifer Aniston @ 04/09/2009 at 8:35 am

now that BP and AJ are on the brink of breakup this is perfect timing …
say what you like but I LOVE THIS WOMAN!

HEY NOT IMPRESSED! @ 04/09/2009 at 8:36 am

GO GET A LIFE YOU HO!

RUNANDTELLTHAT @ 04/09/2009 at 9:45 am

Jennifer Aniston is a joke that ain’t funny anymore. I pity this fool.

I love you, Jen!

Is it really a woman? She looks like ugly man.

Jen will never adopt kids. Remember her saying, ‘adoption not for me”? or something along those lines.

And to evil… what an absolute horrible thing to say about a young mother of 6 little ones. You wonder why Jen fans are widely regarded as loonies? As much as I dislike Jen and her PR stunts, I would NEVER wish her dead or for someone to kill her.

How do you sleep at night. I really hope the JP’s have good security!

a total fan @ 04/09/2009 at 10:19 am

BIG BROTHER @ 04/09/2009 at 1:31 am a total fan @ 04/09/2009 at 1:03 am Thread posted four hours ago and only eight two comments?
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Which means?
a) Jen fans have better things to do
b) Angelina fans are losers with computers
c) All of the above
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Which means?

a) Jen fans have better things to do like go to Jolie thread to trash her.
b) Angelina fans are winners because they actually admire someone
for her work and not her looks.
c) A;ll of the above and then some.

Jennifer Aniston is a woman of dignity, she’s beautiful and adorable.

a total fan @ 04/09/2009 at 10:28 am

Wow, 117 comment and 36 mention Jolie-Pitt. This is Aniston’s thread it would help if her fans stand on the subject.

a total fan @ 04/09/2009 at 10:48 am

correction:

a total fan @ 04/09/2009 at 10:28 am Wow, 117 comment and 36 mention Jolie-Pitt. This is Aniston’s thread it would help if her fans stayed on the subject.

Yes, jen is happy that’s why she watched that Paul and Ringo’s concert and looking out for cute guys….

sad to say, the cute guy that she’s flirting with just snobbed her!

Cristaline @ 04/09/2009 at 1:02 pm

Brad should be embarassed that he ever met Jennifer let alone married her. The most pathetic woman in Hollywood. I bet people in Hollywood actually feel sorry for him. I know I do. He has to be annoyed this ball-and -chain is forever talking about him. Even after six kids with another woman.

This self-absorded ugly 40 year old bimbo states ” I will love Brad for the rest of my life”. Even though she didn’t love him when she was married to him. Now that he has found love and happiness with the beautiful Angelina Jolie she is in love with him? I am sure Jennifer lie awake at nights with regrets. Maybe I should have visited him while he was shooting TROY? Maybe I should have communicated more? Maybe I should have encouraged his interest in philantropy? Maybe I should have encouraged his passion for architecture? Maybe I should have passed on the movie (insert anyone of the many flops)? Maybe I should have told him how lucky I am to be his wife? Maybe I should have thanked him when I won my Golden Globe in 2003? Maybe I should have put my marriage first? Maybe I should have spent less time with Courtney Cox? Maybe I should have not worked while he was working? Maybe I should encouraged his passion for photography? Maybe I should have notice how unhappy he was? Maybe I should have offered to go to marriage counseling? Maybe I should have used his fame to get a film role?

I hope the haters notice I didn’t mention anything about kids. I am probably one of the few people who believe. That marriage didn’t fall apart because of children. It failed because there was a lack of love, respect and a common interest.

Not impressed by JA @ 04/09/2009 at 1:05 pm

HEY NOT IMPRESSED! @ 04/09/2009 at 8:36 am GO GET A LIFE YOU HO!
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Hey puta ! go get a job !

rionemesis @ 04/09/2009 at 2:18 pm

BEAUTIFUL, love Jen xD, loving her style rigth here

YUCK, YUCK, YUCK, this Chinnifer heman is utterly ugly. By contrast, look at Angelina’s picture. Angelina is so gorgeous. Chinnifer ,get lost, call peeboy, maybe he can take you back. Oh, I fogot he changed his phone number., because you were bothering him. HOW PATHETIC IS THAT. The End

That is a disgusting movie plot. No way will I bother with that. Sure she and her pr team will pull some kind of trick to draw people.

ehhh she looks alright
but like usual she’s looking boring
we need more photos of her doing the movie =]

So sad, you all should get a life. Jealousy is so ugly.

Angelina Jolie was the first beautiful woman Brad has ever dated. How lucky can one man be. After dating nothing but ugly actresses, he finally got it right. Jennifer Aniston, Gwyneth Paltrow and Juliette Lewis are all ugly. Maybe the trolls would have been happy if Brad had found another ugly actress. So they could say Jennifer looked better. Instead of the most beautiful woman in the world. We all know JA can not compete with Angelina in looks or talent. Not even in the bedroom.

I agree, she needs someone new that no one really knows about so we don’t have pre-conceived thoughts.

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