Tue, 14 April 2009 at 10:49 am

Lindsay Lohan Creates eHarmony Profile

Lindsay Lohan has taken a comedic approach to address all of the gossip surrounding the break-up between herself and Samantha Ronson — she created a spoof profile with online relationship service eHarmony.com (via FunnyOrDie).

The 22-year-old described herself, saying, “Hi, My name is Lindsay and I’m searching for love. I’m recently single… I think. And I’m looking for someone who I can spend the rest of my life with, or at least someone I can spend the rest of my probation with.”

Lindsay continued, “A little bit about me, I’m an actress, a singer, an entrepreneur and I single-handedly kept 90% of all gossip websites in business.”

Clever, Lindsay, clever!!!

Lindsay Lohan Creates eHarmony Profile

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# 1

Mia @ 04/14/2009 at 10:53 am

this is not bad…

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nora @ 04/14/2009 at 10:56 am

I realize that she’s trying to be funny here, but she just has that “gross” factor about her. And knowing about her latest binges, it just seems stupid and dumb. that’s just my opinion. I think instead of doing “funnyordie” videos, she should be getting the help she needs and staying out of the publics eye.

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m.t @ 04/14/2009 at 11:01 am

wooooooow she loook hot and cute
i love it she is sooo Funny and i love her sooo much gooo lindsay
Nora shut the **** up plz

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m.t @ 04/14/2009 at 11:05 am

i love it and she look sooooo Gooood

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nreagan @ 04/14/2009 at 11:07 am

this is amazing! love it!

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emma @ 04/14/2009 at 11:15 am

she is also a drug a holic.

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Bald Outing @ 04/14/2009 at 11:16 am

it’s nice to know she has a sense of humor about all this…

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loco @ 04/14/2009 at 11:16 am

sad sad sad sad attempt
instead of trying to redeem whatever career you had using FunnyOrDie, why not actually do substantial work and let that speak for itself.
All she ever does are tidbit photospreads that do little but make her seem more ridiculous than before. And now she wants to use Funny or Die…. Funny or Die isn’t even that funny, as evidenced through the Zac’s atrocious attempt.

Whateves man, all hollywood is, is a joke anyways

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m.t @ 04/14/2009 at 11:18 am

all of people said that lindsay is sooo alone and Sad…..
but is NOT….
In related news, it is also being reported that LiLo was partying her blues away by drinking vodka all night long over the weekend, but according to E! News she stayed sober by “drinking something called Neuro Bliss” which is a non-alcoholic drink that is said to provide a sense of well-being.

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Zaina_x @ 04/14/2009 at 11:19 am

i love that hahaa, she was reading though lol

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# 11

solo @ 04/14/2009 at 11:23 am

brilliant :)

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# 12

m.t @ 04/14/2009 at 11:24 am

But another source close to Lohan says the starlet is actually stronger than she’s being made out to be. “She’s being painted as this victim, but she’s not,” that source says. “She’s a strong girl.”

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m.t @ 04/14/2009 at 11:26 am

i love her Red hair

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gerard Vandenberg @ 04/14/2009 at 11:27 am

I cannot believe somebody really likes it to read something about her?

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[~☆Fug Face Man!ston☆~] @ 04/14/2009 at 11:27 am

wow.. unlike efron’s now infamously unfunny funny *and died* video.. this is actually pretty cool.
people are giving linds credit for making fun of herself - i only give people cred for making fun of themselves when they don’t have to. lindsay has no choice. hahaha.. it’s make fun of herself or NoThinG.
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mmm @ 04/14/2009 at 11:34 am

Proof that her real life is a joke. Sad.

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Pattyanne @ 04/14/2009 at 11:38 am

Lol~! That’s great! If one can still find humor in life, then all is NOT lost….good one Lindsey….i laffed quite a bit at your tongue in cheek

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Nativenyker @ 04/14/2009 at 11:42 am

Its a brilliant spoof!

xo
Rants, Thoughts & Merde
http://www.rantsthoughtsmerde.com/2009/04/top-twink-zac-efron.html

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# 19

Darlan @ 04/14/2009 at 12:02 pm

i likeeee!!!

its a cool alternative” :D

go lilo”"”

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# 20

kata Libria @ 04/14/2009 at 12:31 pm

This would’ve been funnier and a bit more convincing if they edited out the shots of her reading off of the monitor.

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ffffffffffffffffffffffffff @ 04/14/2009 at 12:35 pm

this is unfunny. she looks haggard and emaciated, and that was just awkward to watch

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mimilala @ 04/14/2009 at 12:48 pm

She just seems sad…regardless of this attempt at making fun of her situation…

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e @ 04/14/2009 at 1:12 pm

She is a bit nuts but you cant blame her, she never had a real father figure and her mother seems to care more about making big $$ than the mental state for her daughter. I like her cause i think shes really got talent as an actress, I cant say the same about girls like paris hilton who are hungry for attention but have nothing to give.

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mickey @ 04/14/2009 at 1:21 pm

She should be an honorary Kardashian. She seeks fame for fame’s sake and yet wants to be taken seriously. She is a lost cause.