OlderTue, 14 April 2009 at 10:49 am
Lindsay Lohan Creates eHarmony Profile
Lindsay Lohan has taken a comedic approach to address all of the gossip surrounding the break-up between herself and Samantha Ronson — she created a spoof profile with online relationship service eHarmony.com (via FunnyOrDie).
The 22-year-old described herself, saying, “Hi, My name is Lindsay and I’m searching for love. I’m recently single… I think. And I’m looking for someone who I can spend the rest of my life with, or at least someone I can spend the rest of my probation with.”
Lindsay continued, “A little bit about me, I’m an actress, a singer, an entrepreneur and I single-handedly kept 90% of all gossip websites in business.”
Clever, Lindsay, clever!!!
Lindsay Lohan Creates eHarmony Profile
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this is not bad…
I realize that she’s trying to be funny here, but she just has that “gross” factor about her. And knowing about her latest binges, it just seems stupid and dumb. that’s just my opinion. I think instead of doing “funnyordie” videos, she should be getting the help she needs and staying out of the publics eye.
wooooooow she loook hot and cute
i love it she is sooo Funny and i love her sooo much gooo lindsay
Nora shut the **** up plz
i love it and she look sooooo Gooood
this is amazing! love it!
she is also a drug a holic.
it’s nice to know she has a sense of humor about all this…
sad sad sad sad attempt
instead of trying to redeem whatever career you had using FunnyOrDie, why not actually do substantial work and let that speak for itself.
All she ever does are tidbit photospreads that do little but make her seem more ridiculous than before. And now she wants to use Funny or Die…. Funny or Die isn’t even that funny, as evidenced through the Zac’s atrocious attempt.
Whateves man, all hollywood is, is a joke anyways
all of people said that lindsay is sooo alone and Sad…..
but is NOT….
In related news, it is also being reported that LiLo was partying her blues away by drinking vodka all night long over the weekend, but according to E! News she stayed sober by “drinking something called Neuro Bliss” which is a non-alcoholic drink that is said to provide a sense of well-being.
i love that hahaa, she was reading though lol
brilliant :)
But another source close to Lohan says the starlet is actually stronger than she’s being made out to be. “She’s being painted as this victim, but she’s not,” that source says. “She’s a strong girl.”
i love her Red hair
I cannot believe somebody really likes it to read something about her?
wow.. unlike efron’s now infamously unfunny funny *and died* video.. this is actually pretty cool.
people are giving linds credit for making fun of herself - i only give people cred for making fun of themselves when they don’t have to. lindsay has no choice. hahaha.. it’s make fun of herself or NoThinG.
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Proof that her real life is a joke. Sad.
Lol~! That’s great! If one can still find humor in life, then all is NOT lost….good one Lindsey….i laffed quite a bit at your tongue in cheek
Its a brilliant spoof!
xo
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i likeeee!!!
its a cool alternative” :D
go lilo”"”
:D
This would’ve been funnier and a bit more convincing if they edited out the shots of her reading off of the monitor.
this is unfunny. she looks haggard and emaciated, and that was just awkward to watch
She just seems sad…regardless of this attempt at making fun of her situation…
She is a bit nuts but you cant blame her, she never had a real father figure and her mother seems to care more about making big $$ than the mental state for her daughter. I like her cause i think shes really got talent as an actress, I cant say the same about girls like paris hilton who are hungry for attention but have nothing to give.
She should be an honorary Kardashian. She seeks fame for fame’s sake and yet wants to be taken seriously. She is a lost cause.
you are really cute when you are being a good girl .. !!
lol
No joke - this commercial has made me a new fan of Lindsay’s
that is hilarious!
It would be funny if everything she said wasn’t true. She wasted her talent and potencial and nobody else.
She’s very pretty. I hope she sticks with the red hair its beautiful. The bleach blonde is terrible.
Seems whatever she does some sad losers will hate her for it.
If you can’t laugh at this you probably have no life.
I understand if you were bullied by her or something….but you don’t even no her for god’s sakes.
love this LOL.
on a sidenote, check out Rachel Zoe’s Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rachel-Zoe/131919125415?ref=ts
Not funny. Just for attention. Sad. Sad.
goooo lindsay love u
wow! that was great. She could not have written it herself. Very funny and she did a good job of delivering it.
what? eHarmony? okay….
omg!!!
this so funny
I Love this girl.
She is very smart,beatiful and succesful.
LoL!!
xxo
She looks really great, love her hair! And she’s so funny. I’d never thought that she could make such jokes about her current life. Truly very clever! Now I even like her a little bit better.
i enjoyed that video a lot. great!!!
Love her video, even though she’s still gross.
as much as i hate this coked up *****
that was hilarious lol
it’s good 2 no that she knows about her problems tho =p
she should make a career of making fun of herself since she cant get any other jobs
love it.go lindsay
LINDSAY - I HOPE THINGS WORK OUT FOR YOU. STAY STRONG.
When everyone is laughing at you, make fun of yourself and the world will love you again…..someone tell Mel Gibson and Michael Jackson to go On Funny or Die pronto!!! This Genuis. Not contrived at all.
That’s my girl.. right in all their(haters) faces Linds!! Especially that ugly, fat f#ck Perez Hilton..
shes so ****** awesome :)
haha clever
at least it’s funnier than Z Efron’s video if u ask me
awww i love you lindsay lohan
ni importa khe zeaz una alkoholikaa o ke te droguez
ni pedooo!!
te amoo
ya zaka tu dizkatzoo nooow??
i me vale madres lindsay ez la mejoor!!!
aioow!
She forgot to mention the STD’s and drama that follow her,in her ad.
i love this girl ><
i love this girl i love you love you loveyou
i love this girl i love you love you love you
she’s a beautiful young girl, she still has many chances in Hollywood, screw your ex, move on Lindsay, you can do way better!
love the video!
That’s the funniest thing I have seen in awhile!!!
toda se la doi estas hermosa mi amor ..
By JuanST73
I like passin’ out in an Escalade
and I’ll drive you when you’re drunk like everyday
even if it’s a PCH car chase
we can walk along the beach right after the court case
we can crash a party, a car, or your career
and then look around afterwards for your underwear
yo this rap started out as just a summary
but now it looks like some kinda desperate plea
to hear me rap my full opinion, watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQgbWFD4OXw
i’m glad she’s bringing comedy back :D dicuss more about lindsay here in my cmmty: wtf is that vid all abt? anyway, discuss Lindsay on my community here: http://community.livejournal.com/populartoday/
u know u want to. no membership required! :D
i love lindsay. that was really funny. it nice to know that she can laught at herself and that she don’t care about all those stiupid rumros about her.
LOL this cracks me up okay okay linds starting see in the bright spot
@WentsWorthit: let’s fix her up with wentworth miller LOL!!!
let’s fix her up with wentworth miller! LOL!!!
Was this supposed to be funny because I think she was trying to actually be serious.
I think linday still love and whether love is that those who hurt …. : ‘(I say this from my experience … but Lindsay thinks it’s good that you gave sam and also stay with the bad and the beautiful, thinks that suffered so let go … .. someone better will come …
should come to America specifically for chile, here would give you love, parties and good dj jeje … you like psy trance?
i love energetic drinks, psy trance:)
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