Tue, 14 April 2009 at 10:49 am

Lindsay Lohan Creates eHarmony Profile

Lindsay Lohan has taken a comedic approach to address all of the gossip surrounding the break-up between herself and Samantha Ronson — she created a spoof profile with online relationship service eHarmony.com (via FunnyOrDie).

The 22-year-old described herself, saying, “Hi, My name is Lindsay and I’m searching for love. I’m recently single… I think. And I’m looking for someone who I can spend the rest of my life with, or at least someone I can spend the rest of my probation with.”

Lindsay continued, “A little bit about me, I’m an actress, a singer, an entrepreneur and I single-handedly kept 90% of all gossip websites in business.”

Clever, Lindsay, clever!!!

Lindsay Lohan Creates eHarmony Profile

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# 26

aubrey mackenzie @ 04/14/2009 at 1:26 pm

lol

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candace @ 04/14/2009 at 1:32 pm

No joke - this commercial has made me a new fan of Lindsay’s

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# 28

Blah girls! @ 04/14/2009 at 1:49 pm

that is hilarious!

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WentsWorthit @ 04/14/2009 at 1:59 pm

It would be funny if everything she said wasn’t true. She wasted her talent and potencial and nobody else.

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NOELLE @ 04/14/2009 at 2:19 pm

She’s very pretty. I hope she sticks with the red hair its beautiful. The bleach blonde is terrible.

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Cindy @ 04/14/2009 at 2:23 pm

Seems whatever she does some sad losers will hate her for it.
If you can’t laugh at this you probably have no life.
I understand if you were bullied by her or something….but you don’t even no her for god’s sakes.

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jessica @ 04/14/2009 at 2:25 pm

love this LOL.

on a sidenote, check out Rachel Zoe’s Facebook:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rachel-Zoe/131919125415?ref=ts

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# 33

selena @ 04/14/2009 at 2:36 pm

Not funny. Just for attention. Sad. Sad.

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# 34

m.t @ 04/14/2009 at 3:17 pm

goooo lindsay love u

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really @ 04/14/2009 at 3:21 pm

wow! that was great. She could not have written it herself. Very funny and she did a good job of delivering it.

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# 36

whoa! @ 04/14/2009 at 3:21 pm

what? eHarmony? okay….

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# 37

kilinc @ 04/14/2009 at 3:44 pm

omg!!!
this so funny
I Love this girl.
She is very smart,beatiful and succesful.
LoL!!
xxo

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# 38

Felicity @ 04/14/2009 at 4:01 pm

She looks really great, love her hair! And she’s so funny. I’d never thought that she could make such jokes about her current life. Truly very clever! Now I even like her a little bit better.

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rodrigo @ 04/14/2009 at 4:45 pm

i enjoyed that video a lot. great!!!

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# 40

Michelle @ 04/14/2009 at 4:56 pm

Love her video, even though she’s still gross.

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lakers fan in boston @ 04/14/2009 at 4:57 pm

as much as i hate this coked up *****
that was hilarious lol
it’s good 2 no that she knows about her problems tho =p
she should make a career of making fun of herself since she cant get any other jobs

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# 42

lilly @ 04/14/2009 at 5:44 pm

love it.go lindsay

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# 43

Whowhatwhen @ 04/14/2009 at 5:46 pm

LINDSAY - I HOPE THINGS WORK OUT FOR YOU. STAY STRONG.

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# 44

So the lesson is... @ 04/14/2009 at 6:24 pm

When everyone is laughing at you, make fun of yourself and the world will love you again…..someone tell Mel Gibson and Michael Jackson to go On Funny or Die pronto!!! This Genuis. Not contrived at all.

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# 45

candis @ 04/14/2009 at 8:07 pm

That’s my girl.. right in all their(haters) faces Linds!! Especially that ugly, fat f#ck Perez Hilton..

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# 46

bindy @ 04/14/2009 at 10:22 pm

shes so ****** awesome :)

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# 47

keri @ 04/14/2009 at 11:33 pm

haha clever
at least it’s funnier than Z Efron’s video if u ask me