Tue, 14 April 2009 at 10:49 am

Lindsay Lohan Creates eHarmony Profile

Lindsay Lohan has taken a comedic approach to address all of the gossip surrounding the break-up between herself and Samantha Ronson — she created a spoof profile with online relationship service eHarmony.com (via FunnyOrDie).

The 22-year-old described herself, saying, “Hi, My name is Lindsay and I’m searching for love. I’m recently single… I think. And I’m looking for someone who I can spend the rest of my life with, or at least someone I can spend the rest of my probation with.”

Lindsay continued, “A little bit about me, I’m an actress, a singer, an entrepreneur and I single-handedly kept 90% of all gossip websites in business.”

Clever, Lindsay, clever!!!

Lindsay Lohan Creates eHarmony Profile

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# 51

mayer @ 04/15/2009 at 3:56 am

i love this girl i love you love you loveyou

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mayer @ 04/15/2009 at 3:58 am

i love this girl i love you love you love you

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Jen @ 04/15/2009 at 5:28 am

she’s a beautiful young girl, she still has many chances in Hollywood, screw your ex, move on Lindsay, you can do way better!

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louisa @ 04/15/2009 at 5:54 am

love the video!

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ashley @ 04/15/2009 at 6:17 am

That’s the funniest thing I have seen in awhile!!!

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juan @ 04/15/2009 at 3:15 pm

toda se la doi estas hermosa mi amor ..
By JuanST73

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Journalrhythm @ 04/16/2009 at 2:00 am

I like passin’ out in an Escalade
and I’ll drive you when you’re drunk like everyday
even if it’s a PCH car chase
we can walk along the beach right after the court case

we can crash a party, a car, or your career
and then look around afterwards for your underwear
yo this rap started out as just a summary
but now it looks like some kinda desperate plea

to hear me rap my full opinion, watch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQgbWFD4OXw

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# 58

faith @ 04/16/2009 at 10:07 am

i’m glad she’s bringing comedy back :D dicuss more about lindsay here in my cmmty: wtf is that vid all abt? anyway, discuss Lindsay on my community here: http://community.livejournal.com/populartoday/

u know u want to. no membership required! :D

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# 59

serena @ 04/16/2009 at 3:44 pm

i love lindsay. that was really funny. it nice to know that she can laught at herself and that she don’t care about all those stiupid rumros about her.

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# 60

Bruna @ 04/16/2009 at 6:36 pm

LOL this cracks me up okay okay linds starting see in the bright spot

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# 61

MARYmi @ 04/18/2009 at 2:36 pm

@WentsWorthit: let’s fix her up with wentworth miller LOL!!!

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MARYmi @ 04/18/2009 at 2:40 pm

let’s fix her up with wentworth miller! LOL!!!

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MMA @ 04/24/2009 at 2:24 pm

Was this supposed to be funny because I think she was trying to actually be serious.

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fernanda yannucci @ 05/06/2009 at 1:42 am

I think linday still love and whether love is that those who hurt …. : ‘(I say this from my experience … but Lindsay thinks it’s good that you gave sam and also stay with the bad and the beautiful, thinks that suffered so let go … .. someone better will come …
should come to America specifically for chile, here would give you love, parties and good dj jeje … you like psy trance?
i love energetic drinks, psy trance:)

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